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severen1999 May 22nd, 2019 (edited) 113 Never
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  1. On 1:text:!waifu*:#LezardFleck: {
  2.   var %unset = 1800, %limit = 2
  3.   hadd $+(-mu,%unset) flood $+($cid,$chr(10),$chan,$chr(10),$nick,$chr(10),$rand(1,999)) x
  4.   if ($hfind( flood, $+($cid,$chr(10),$chan,$chr(10),$nick,$chr(10),*) ,0,w) >= %limit && $ulevel < 6) {
  5.     echo -s $nick ran !waifu $v1 times on $chan in %unset seconds. Limit is $v2
  6.     echo -s halting the waifu script
  7.     msg # Don't be greedy, 1 waifu at a time, wait until they are ready again for you | halt
  8.   }
  9.   var %waifucounter = $rand(1,138)
  10.   if (%waifucounter = 1) { msg # Dear $nick $+ , sorry but the waifu's were in a fight recently. BibleThump i.imgur.com/jxZocoX.gif    }
  11.   elseif (%waifucounter = 2) { msg # Dear $nick $+ , I'm sorry but the truth hurts.  i.imgur.com/P40y07k.gif    }
  12.   elseif (%waifucounter = 3) { msg # Woot $nick $+ ! there's a waifu somewhat interested in you but she's being shy. i.imgur.com/ENLzZYk.gif    }
  13.   elseif (%waifucounter = 4) { msg # $nick your dream waifu said they loathe your !onionbagel obsession. ;) LanNoOnions LanNoOnions    }
  14.   elseif (%waifucounter = 5) { msg # Sorry $nick your waifu is jealous over the problems your Oedipus complex causes. i.imgur.com/8T2U5Ll.gif    }
  15.   elseif (%waifucounter = 6) { msg # Woah $nick your dream waifu will show up shortly. i.imgur.com/SoUjMB7.gif    }
  16.   elseif (%waifucounter = 7) { msg # Umm...There are tons of waifu's thinking you cheated on them $nick $+ . They're spreading nasty rumors about you on reddit. i.imgur.com/ViyQHxi.gif    }
  17.   elseif (%waifucounter = 8) { msg # I hope you like furries $nick $+ . Totoro wants a hug. i.imgur.com/bN11ErV.gif    }
  18.   elseif (%waifucounter = 9) { msg # ffs $nick $+ ! She whispered me and said you're being lazy and not looking hard enough. i.imgur.com/tmvVWoc.gif    }
  19.   elseif (%waifucounter = 10) { msg # OMG there was a party last night filled with waifu's that went nuts wanting $nick to start a harem with them. i.imgur.com/lvFls1o.gif    }
  20.   elseif (%waifucounter = 11) { msg # psst $nick $+ ... I overheard 'Titfa' wanted a partner to 'spar' with. i.imgur.com/N8swcsV.gif    }
  21.   elseif (%waifucounter = 12) { msg # Tifa took a video selfie she wanted to send you $nick $+ . Enjoy ^_^  i.imgur.com/O8EaqL1.gif    }  
  22.   elseif (%waifucounter = 13) { msg # Erza secretly admitted the sound of your name $nick caused her heart to flutter. i.imgur.com/cwYOwqg.gif    }
  23.   elseif (%waifucounter = 14) { msg # Rise Kujikawa said she had something to show you $nick ... i.imgur.com/GYbMpVm.gif    }
  24.   elseif (%waifucounter = 15) { msg # Mei Misaki blushed when she heard $nick had thoughts of her. i.imgur.com/L3pwXd3.gif    }
  25.   elseif (%waifucounter = 16) { msg # $nick Kurisu begged you to kiss her and hold her tight. i.imgur.com/sT5XugD.gif    }
  26.   elseif (%waifucounter = 17) { msg # $nick no more for you!!! i.imgur.com/1vonvwy.jpg    }  
  27.   elseif (%waifucounter = 18) { msg # Be prepared for Celine Jule's revenge $nick $+ .  i.imgur.com/BxsM4QN.gif    }    
  28.   elseif (%waifucounter = 19) { msg # You'll love her $nick $+ . She really knows how to use her tongue. i.imgur.com/sBJ9alz.gif    }    
  29.   elseif (%waifucounter = 20) { msg # Yuna and $nick will together live happily ever after. i.imgur.com/9pYBHX6.gif    }  
  30.   elseif (%waifucounter = 21) { msg # Erza got insanely pissed at the thought of me suggesting she be your waifu. i.imgur.com/jiGGKyO.gif    }  
  31.   elseif (%waifucounter = 22) { msg # You know you want her $nick $+ . Don't deny it. She's the star of the shining force! i.imgur.com/DHetKC4.jpg    }
  32.   elseif (%waifucounter = 23) { msg # Umm...There are tons of waifu's thinking you cheated on them $nick $+ . They're spreading nasty rumors about you on reddit. i.imgur.com/ViyQHxi.gif    }
  33.   elseif (%waifucounter = 24) { msg # $nick it doesn't matter if Rika is technically an android. Definitely the waifu for you. Be sure to raise her well or the authorities will be notified. = )  i.imgur.com/WzI0byU.jpg    }
  34.   elseif (%waifucounter = 25) { msg # Shera L. Greenwood wants you in her mouth $nick $+ ...right meow. i.imgur.com/YdHJ9g6.gif    }
  35.   elseif (%waifucounter = 26) { msg # Rem Galeu & Shera Greenwood love having $nick in between them.  i.imgur.com/FhhDCAv.gif    }
  36.   elseif (%waifucounter = 27) { msg # $nick has a harem of waifu's dedicated to 'restoring' them whenever "needed". i.imgur.com/H7mn1Vx.jpg    }
  37.   elseif (%waifucounter = 28) { msg # This was Emeralda's expression when she accepted $nick $+ 's request. i.imgur.com/e8S9KtM.gif    }  
  38.   elseif (%waifucounter = 29) { msg # I'm sorry $nick $+ . Got the response 404 not found.  i.imgur.com/QI5O6JW.jpg    }  
  39.   elseif (%waifucounter = 30) { msg # $nick has interesting tastes...  i.imgur.com/9KqBXFh.gif    }  
  40.   elseif (%waifucounter = 31) { msg # Today something blew $nick $+ 's mind. It didn't end well though. i.imgur.com/DTXkZuq.gif    }
  41.   elseif (%waifucounter = 32) { msg # $nick take your pick. They both aren't for me personally. They creep me out. i.imgur.com/a0j6k19.gif    }
  42.   elseif (%waifucounter = 33) { msg # $nick get your house together before you move on. i.imgur.com/RrKqMay.gif    }
  43.   elseif (%waifucounter = 34) { msg # She scared me off... I'm sorry.  i.imgur.com/YXGshkK.gif    }
  44.   elseif (%waifucounter = 35) { msg # I brought along an assistant to help out my search for you $nick but still had a casualty. i.imgur.com/qgp3o52.gif    }
  45.   elseif (%waifucounter = 36) { msg # Listen up everyone. $nick has their priorities straight.  i.imgur.com/RPTyDjC.gif    }
  46.   elseif (%waifucounter = 37) { msg # Your harem has gathered $nick $+ ! I don't know if it's what you wanted though. i.imgur.com/na8TIG7.gif    }
  47.   elseif (%waifucounter = 38) { msg # I had trouble thinking straight when she gave her response to you $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/RYjAgJ8.gif    }
  48.   elseif (%waifucounter = 39) { msg # nah nah nah nah nah nah nah $nick $+ .  i.imgur.com/ZcaixVb.jpg    }
  49.   elseif (%waifucounter = 40) { msg # Make a run for it $nick $+ !!! i.imgur.com/X7vxNwy.gif    }
  50.   elseif (%waifucounter = 41) { msg # Forget about nose bleeds $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/6jupRuw.gif    }
  51.   elseif (%waifucounter = 42) { msg # She can't make up her mind about you $nick $+ .  i.imgur.com/Q75kciG.gif    }
  52.   elseif (%waifucounter = 43) { msg # You're adorable when you dream $nick $+ .  i.imgur.com/axPiit1.jpg    }
  53.   elseif (%waifucounter = 44) { msg # Aya Brea officially filed papers with her department requesting $nick as her next partner...  i.imgur.com/KcHKrX8.gif    }  
  54.   elseif (%waifucounter = 45) { msg # She reserved a ride for you tonight $nick $+ .  Do you accept?  i.imgur.com/cZVKh4o.gif    }  
  55.   elseif (%waifucounter = 46) { msg # You tell me $nick $+ , do you fancy Mirajane Strauss? i.imgur.com/8v9XwLp.gif    }  
  56.   elseif (%waifucounter = 47) { msg # TehePelo $nick i.imgur.com/MRzcmlN.png    }
  57.   elseif (%waifucounter = 48) { msg # Your message for today $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/HAEIpWO.gif    }
  58.   elseif (%waifucounter = 49) { msg # Dance Party!?!? i.imgur.com/SBJrxFN.gif    }
  59.   elseif (%waifucounter = 50) { msg # The perfect support group for $nick $+ .  i.imgur.com/7GkOoHT.png    }  
  60.   elseif (%waifucounter = 51) { msg # $nick has claimed quite a bit of waifu's.  i.imgur.com/PTlBWV1.gif    }  
  61.   elseif (%waifucounter = 52) { msg # Dear $nick , Rukia Kuchiki wrote a love letter she wanted me to pass on to you. i.imgur.com/iqUBFhT.gif    }
  62.   elseif (%waifucounter = 53) { msg # I tried to bribe him but I don't think Dio Eraclea understands you $nick $+ ...  i.imgur.com/1ybeCrw.gif     }
  63.   elseif (%waifucounter = 54) { msg # PunOko $nick .....  Opera Vectra threatened to blow me away when I suggested she become your waifu. i.imgur.com/M8s0prl.gif    }  
  64.   elseif (%waifucounter = 55) { msg # Celine Jules sent you this pinup info $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/TskIajv.jpg    }  
  65.   elseif (%waifucounter = 56) { msg # Selphie litterally went head over heels for you last night $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/RmCZveu.gif    }  
  66.   elseif (%waifucounter = 57) { msg # $nick !!! Lailah says she will blow your mind! i.imgur.com/HjCZPtP.gif    }  
  67.   elseif (%waifucounter = 58) { msg # Fight it out!  Futaba Sakura will only be $nick $+ 's waifu if she's #1 waifu not #2. i.imgur.com/wZ41rfu.gif    }
  68.   elseif (%waifucounter = 59) { msg # $nick Mieu wanted me to tell you "I have been waiting for 1,000 years for you. Only a descendant of Orakio can command me." i.imgur.com/RrafXf8.gif  Plz gimme more waifus ^_^ !addwaifuhelp }
  69.   elseif (%waifucounter = 60) { msg # $nick , Rena said she'll wait for you forever. i.imgur.com/jf9rHpj.gif    }
  70.   elseif (%waifucounter = 61) { msg # ohhh $nick $+ ... Millie Wants you to join her in her round rubber thing and then share a nice tasty treat with you ^_^ i.imgur.com/RGAyg6s.gif    }    
  71.   elseif (%waifucounter = 62) { msg # You'll love her $nick $+ . She really knows how to use her tongue. i.imgur.com/sBJ9alz.gif Plz gimme more waifus ^_^ !addwaifuhelp }
  72.   elseif (%waifucounter = 63) { msg # Passing this on to you $nick from Tengaar. As long as you don't behave like hix then she wants to (censored) i.imgur.com/FTOdqGY.gif  Plz gimme more waifus ^_^ !addwaifuhelp }
  73.   elseif (%waifucounter = 64) { msg # Go join her. $nick is going to have the best of both worlds. i.imgur.com/Qb0TKjY.gif Plz gimme more waifus ^_^ !addwaifuhelp }
  74.   elseif (%waifucounter = 65) { msg # Have you recovered yet $nick $+ ?? i.imgur.com/Ca3dudD.gif Plz gimme more waifus ^_^ !addwaifuhelphelp }
  75.   elseif (%waifucounter = 66) { msg # Had a voicemail waiting for you $nick $+ .  "What can Camilla errr Mommy do for you, darling? Just tell me how I can spoil you?" i.imgur.com/E19d11X.gif Plz gimme more waifus ^_^ !addwaifuhelp }
  76.   elseif (%waifucounter = 67) { msg # Psssst..  Everyone lock away your waifu's! $nick got caught. i.imgur.com/mZPJEL3.gif !addwaifuhelp }
  77.   elseif (%waifucounter = 68) { msg # She had a dream about you last night. Do you feel violated $nick $+ ? i.imgur.com/7s2sJpw.gif !addwaifuhelp }
  78.   elseif (%waifucounter = 69) { msg # She's thrilled about being your waifu, $nick $+ , as long as you pay. i.imgur.com/NeDmdFK.gif !addwaifuhelp }
  79.   elseif (%waifucounter = 70) { msg # They're very confident you'll like them $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/PsH1WHO.jpg !addwaifuhelp }
  80.   elseif (%waifucounter = 71) { msg # Glasses, check. Uniform, check. Everything Possible, check. $nick $+ 's crazy if they don't return Quistis's feelings. i.imgur.com/ZzR8K4F.gif !addwaifuhelp }
  81.   elseif (%waifucounter = 72) { msg # Did you hope to get a good waifu, $nick $+ ? What a hilarious thought, (goshujinsama!) i.imgur.com/lYrvXgh.gif !addwaifuhelp }
  82.   elseif (%waifucounter = 73) { msg # This is what Ene thinks of fishing for waifus, $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/4r8n33s.gif !addwaifuhelp }
  83.   elseif (%waifucounter = 74) { msg # Hey $nick $+ sorry you should get this instead. play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.ne.ambition.googleplay_nizikano2d_glb&hl=en   }
  84.   elseif (%waifucounter = 75) { msg # Hey $nick , you better give Cindy a better answer than "Uhh..." Chat won't forgive you if you can't change her mind. i.imgur.com/LkjYRDa.gifv   }
  85.   elseif (%waifucounter = 76) { msg # $nick $+ Hurry!! Can you save her?  i.imgur.com/rmOiQ2Q.png   }
  86.   elseif (%waifucounter = 77) { msg # $nick I promise this isn't an identify theft prank. You won the jackpot. i.imgur.com/jiZ9a07.jpg   }
  87.   elseif (%waifucounter = 78) { msg # Play with her $nick $+ ! The last waifu you'll ever need till the end.  i.imgur.com/qm1IwiL.png   }
  88.   elseif (%waifucounter = 79) { msg # She said she could read your mind.  #SHAME $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/QbA339a.png   }
  89.   elseif (%waifucounter = 80) { msg # Oh Boy Oh Boy $nick $+ . She's "Blossoming" just for you. i.imgur.com/JyDoniI.gif   }
  90.   elseif (%waifucounter = 81) { msg # Don't cheat on Shiva, $nick $+ ....  She could very easily end you. i.imgur.com/bCb0VyB.gif   }
  91.   elseif (%waifucounter = 82) { msg # Hey $nick $+ , fyi, that's not a cute plushie LuLu's sending after you. i.imgur.com/1DlJ4FK.gif   }
  92.   elseif (%waifucounter = 83) { msg # Combining LanOnions ,whipping, and blu magic isn't the best idea $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/RUdX0bG.jpg   }
  93.   elseif (%waifucounter = 84) { msg # Tae Takemi wanted me to let you know $nick exactly what time is good for her to give you the "Rejuvenation" benefit. i.imgur.com/URqsQCL.jpg   }
  94.   elseif (%waifucounter = 85) { msg # New Waifu For you $nick $+ !!!! You'll love the impression you have on her! i.imgur.com/ZBJtEw5.gif   }
  95.   elseif (%waifucounter = 86) { msg # She told me this story the other day. Still want to meet her $nick $+ ? i.imgur.com/kBiWG61.jpg   }
  96.   elseif (%waifucounter = 87) { msg # i.imgur.com/Q1w76ze.gif - $nick $+ , You got excited for a second right? Welp Hitagi Senjougahara felt guilty so she sent another... #LanLewd... i.imgur.com/tKtJDO9.gif }
  97.   elseif (%waifucounter = 88) { msg # Lucky you $nick $+ . She has magical powers. i.imgur.com/ox9NXFv.jpg   }
  98.   elseif (%waifucounter = 89) { msg # She has great words of wisdom for you to live by. i.imgur.com/F7SSEWQ.png   }
  99.   elseif (%waifucounter = 90) { msg # OMG $upper($nick) $+ !  WHAT THE HELL did you say to her? i.imgur.com/L9nynin.gif   }
  100.   elseif (%waifucounter = 91) { msg # You ok with this $nick $+ ? i.imgur.com/k5eiHAE.gif   }
  101.   elseif (%waifucounter = 92) { msg # Be prepared for the consequences if you get caught with another waifu. i.imgur.com/NAo6Vuy.gif   }
  102.   elseif (%waifucounter = 93) { msg # Hey, I found a video of you $nick when you were a kid. i.imgur.com/cYlo6tW.gif   }
  103.   elseif (%waifucounter = 94) { msg # No waifu's for you $nick until you behave yourself. i.imgur.com/2KsPZtY.gif   }
  104.   elseif (%waifucounter = 95) { msg # Best... fortune... ever.... for $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/yWomtGo.gif   }
  105.   elseif (%waifucounter = 96) { msg # The horror you're faced with $nick $+ , when that plot twist inevitably comes around. i.imgur.com/LAeIPKB.gif   }
  106.   elseif (%waifucounter = 97) { msg # $nick landaiMust ask about Alys Brangwin's 'bust' i.imgur.com/CpUxdH0.gif   }
  107.   elseif (%waifucounter = 98) { msg # Make up your mind $nick ! i.imgur.com/tf9sQYb.gif   }
  108.   elseif (%waifucounter = 99) { msg # This is how I'd like to see ppl treat their waifu's $nick $+ . I hope you're one of them. i.imgur.com/omFY9iC.gif   }
  109.   elseif (%waifucounter = 100) { msg # I'm sorry she's put off by your experience $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/vuwuqDN.gif   }
  110.   elseif (%waifucounter = 101) { msg # Uh Oh chat... $nick has been outed! i.imgur.com/lxnOvCx.png   }
  111.   elseif (%waifucounter = 102) { msg # After this meme your last waifu sent me $nick , I couldn't in good faith set you up with another waifu. i.imgur.com/cUQEHZ9.jpg   }
  112.   elseif (%waifucounter = 103) { msg # Soooooo what're your game plans $nick ? i.imgur.com/oPxMwrH.gif   }
  113.   elseif (%waifucounter = 104) { msg # $nick $+ .... Such a sucker for punishment ^_^ i.imgur.com/ISX0hqW.gif   }
  114.   elseif (%waifucounter = 105) { msg # Welp $nick , you've been friend zoned.  i.imgur.com/YJW5yhL.gif   }
  115.   elseif (%waifucounter = 106) { msg # Careful of where your mind wanders off to when you think of her $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/2UC0dTo.gif   }
  116.   elseif (%waifucounter = 107) { msg # She's playing hard to get $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/9hwp6nq.gif   }
  117.   elseif (%waifucounter = 108) { msg # She may be a rabbit, but she can definitely be your hero $nick ! i.imgur.com/letMnKr.png   }
  118.   elseif (%waifucounter = 109) { msg # Your waifu will always have your back $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/9tW71Rf.jpg   }
  119.   elseif (%waifucounter = 110) { msg # I haven't horribly failed when trying to set 2 people up before quite like this... D: i.imgur.com/21kyEaO.gif   }
  120.   elseif (%waifucounter = 111) { msg # FFS $nick ! You totally deserved it!!! TwitchChat don't follow $nick 's example. i.imgur.com/Ffh80Hy.png   }
  121.   elseif (%waifucounter = 112) { msg # HEY CHAT!! $nick $+ '1 future is already determined! i.imgur.com/O113ohk.jpg   }
  122.   elseif (%waifucounter = 113) { msg # ummmm $nick I don't think you're following the rules. i.imgur.com/H44nFCm.png   }
  123.   elseif (%waifucounter = 114) { msg # Multiple Choice Quesiton $nick . There's no right or wrong answer (or is there?) i.imgur.com/HcfE3AW.png   }
  124.   elseif (%waifucounter = 115) { msg # She has some 'interesting' techniques $nick . Hopefully you're not into the 2nd. i.imgur.com/mbJjwFk.gif   }
  125.   elseif (%waifucounter = 116) { msg # After very innocent analysis i.imgur.com/zvRUYUc.png   }
  126.   elseif (%waifucounter = 117) { msg # She'll do it all for you $nick . i.imgur.com/qZ6OsGH.gif   }
  127.   elseif (%waifucounter = 118) { msg # $nick $+ , looks like you told Sodina just what she wanted to hear & it looks like...  i.imgur.com/dY9y305.jpg   }
  128.   elseif (%waifucounter = 119) { msg # Jade's smile can melt hearts as well as her "personality". Can you handle her $nick $+ ? i.imgur.com/d17Q7mH.gif   }
  129.   elseif (%waifucounter = 120) { msg # $nick , you really shouldn't act so cold! i.imgur.com/WVdIaCa.png   }
  130.   elseif (%waifucounter = 121) { msg # These waifus can handle big weapons. Can they handle yours $nick ? i.imgur.com/9rjJzdm.mp4   }
  131.   elseif (%waifucounter = 122) { msg # $nick don't backseatgame your waifu! i.imgur.com/sAjt00D.gif   }
  132.   elseif (%waifucounter = 123) { msg # $nick $+ ..... REJECTED! i.imgur.com/tbs81SP.gif   }
  133.   elseif (%waifucounter = 124) { msg # She's having a blast with you $nick $+ . i.imgur.com/PFrqgkH.gif   }
  134.   elseif (%waifucounter = 125) { msg # Hey $nick when you walk away, you don't hear me say "Please, oh baby, don't go. i.imgur.com/jGan1mB.png   }
  135.   elseif (%waifucounter = 126) { msg # $nick You up for getting some "tail" ? i.imgur.com/blA4FFq.gif   }
  136.   elseif (%waifucounter = 127) { msg # $nick $+ , the mother of all humanity just wants to enjoy the early morning hours with you. i.imgur.com/vIYWqbd.gif   }
  137.   elseif (%waifucounter = 128) { msg # Your two waifu's found out your were double timing them. $nick you better explain yourself! i.imgur.com/bn61hUc.png   }
  138.   elseif (%waifucounter = 129) { msg # You don't have to feel guilty $nick $+ . Mavis isn't really a kid anymore. i.imgur.com/NVVqCLs.gif   }
  139.   elseif (%waifucounter = 130) { msg # Maya and Meena are inseparable. Looks like you'll have to take them both. i.imgur.com/92HjgN5.png   }
  140.   elseif (%waifucounter = 131) { msg # $nick $+ , the time you've spent together over the years has helped her heart "grow". i.imgur.com/31NK8PG.jpg   }
  141.   elseif (%waifucounter = 132) { msg # $nick $+ Kaine was taken aback by your "longing excitement" to see her. i.imgur.com/cjeDDQw.gif   }
  142.   elseif (%waifucounter = 133) { msg # Was that a monster you were fighting $nick or are you just this intimidating? i.imgur.com/jO0AEk8.gif   }
  143.   elseif (%waifucounter = 134) { msg # Whoops $nick , Hotaru Shidare caught you on candid camera last night.... i.imgur.com/d7wwtyy.gif   }
  144.   elseif (%waifucounter = 135) { msg # Hey @ $+ $nick , hey hey HEY @ $+ $nick . HEY @ $+ $nick !!! Haruhi Suzumiya wants your attention. i.imgur.com/St3ljKc.gif   }
  145.   elseif (%waifucounter = 136) { msg # Rumia Tingel left me a message for you $nick saying she secretly likes it when you give her a complete "Inspection" i.imgur.com/0Zs0TRx.gif   }
  146.   elseif (%waifucounter = 137) { msg # If you're good $nick , she'll let you pet it. i.imgur.com/jqt0gBb.gif   }
  147.   elseif (%waifucounter = 138) { msg # These waifus can handle big weapons. Can they handle yours $nick $+ ? i.imgur.com/9rjJzdm.mp4    }
  148. }
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