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Session 2E part fifteen million-- no, really

Bigwood Aug 15th, 2011 118 Never
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  1. [18:27:10] <Johnny_Twig> Spring 75 is a sunny and pleasant day! You arrive in the town square after the initial morning crowd is dispersing.
  2. [18:27:33] <Johnny_Twig> The mayor and his wife, along with a few helpers, are still there, passing out old rods, nets, and buckets of bait to anyone wishing to enter the contest.
  3. [18:28:57] <Johnny_Twig> (Feel free to uh, hop in whenever)
  4. [18:33:33] * Balthazar waltzes through the square, carrying a net with him, his phaser hidden inside a pocket on his jacket. "Hehehehe, zap ze vater, easy fish, eh?" he mumbles while heading to the coast.
  5. [18:35:39] <Johnny_Twig> I assume Balthazar stops to get equipment before doing so! The Mayor explains the rules; You can try to catch as many pokemon as you like, but you may only keep one at a time. You must release your current pokemon to get a new one.  You get one bucket of bait for free, which gives you 5 line casts
  6. [18:35:46] <Johnny_Twig> you can buy a new one for 500g if you're feeling lucky
  7. [18:37:43] <Balthazar> (Can i buy the second one after using the 5 or?)
  8. [18:38:21] <Johnny_Twig> (yeah)
  9. [18:38:35] <Johnny_Twig> (you can buy as many as you like whenever)
  10. [18:43:22] <Johnny_Twig> (UH, anyway, your three locations to choose from are the beach, river, aaand lake. Just tell me which one, and roll 1d100. You want HIGH on bite, and low on reel/capture as usual )
  11. [18:44:22] * Balthazar heads to the lake, throwing the net while shooting like a maniac on the water. "Zap! Zap! Zap!"
  12. [18:44:45] <Balthazar> (...i think we need dicemai-oops)
  13. [18:44:56] <Balthazar> 1d100 theere we go
  14. [18:44:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, theere we go: 78 [1d100=78]
  15. [18:45:38] <Balthazar> 1d100 reel!
  16. [18:45:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, reel!: 69 [1d100=69]
  17. [18:47:10] <Johnny_Twig> Balthazar shoots maniacally into the water! Zap! Zap! Zap!
  18. [18:47:19] <Johnny_Twig> A Goldeen and Magikarp both bob up, dazed.
  19. [18:47:25] <Johnny_Twig> You can snag either with your fishing net.
  20. [18:47:39] * Balthazar goes for the Karp!
  21. [18:49:43] <Balthazar> (roll cap?)
  22. [18:49:53] <Johnny_Twig> (You did)
  23. [18:50:08] <Johnny_Twig> (Reel/cap are the same thing)
  24. [18:50:17] <Johnny_Twig> Balthazar has a MAGIKARP omg~
  25. [18:50:21] <Balthazar> (it should have a -3 then :V)
  26. [18:50:32] <Balthazar> (not that it matters)
  27. [18:50:40] <Johnny_Twig> (-23 on reel rolls then)
  28. [18:50:46] <Balthazar> (-2 actually)
  29. [18:51:02] <Johnny_Twig> (-22 then :B )
  30. [18:52:27] <Johnny_Twig> You still have 4 uses of bait in your bucket!
  31. [18:56:02] <Balthazar> 1d100 i can get better than a stupid carp!
  32. [18:56:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, i can get better than a stupid carp!: 4 [1d100=4]
  33. [18:57:30] <Johnny_Twig> ZAP ZAP ZAP nothing :I
  34. [18:58:43] <Balthazar> 1d100 i can get better than actually nothing!
  35. [18:58:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, i can get better than actually nothing!: 90 [1d100=90]
  36. [18:59:13] <Balthazar> "Haha! Zis looks good, Eh?! ZAP! ZAP!"
  37. [18:59:28] <Balthazar> 1d100-22 nettin'
  38. [18:59:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, nettin': 25 [1d100=47]
  39. [19:00:45] <Johnny_Twig> (oh god, 90)
  40. [19:00:53] <Johnny_Twig> (hang on)
  41. [19:01:27] <Johnny_Twig> (haha oh god)
  42. [19:03:46] <Johnny_Twig> Balthazar gets a huge tug on his line ohgod!
  43. [19:03:59] <Johnny_Twig> He eventually... drags out a Gyarados.
  44. [19:04:19] <Johnny_Twig> The giant fishsnake just stares at Balthazar :|
  45. [19:05:41] <Balthazar> "Hahahahaha, now zat is a big fish, eh?"
  46. [19:06:20] * Balthazar smirks while throwing a Pok├ęball at the large aquatic snake.
  47. [19:06:34] <Johnny_Twig> Its tongue lols out of its mouth
  48. [19:06:45] <Johnny_Twig> The ball smacks into it, and falls in the water as the aquasnake is captured.
  49. [19:08:44] <Balthazar> "Vell, i believe it can't get be bigger of a fish zan zat, eh?"
  50. [19:09:55] * Balthazar throws his net to get the water back to the coast, presenting it to the mayor. "Hahahaha, viz zat, everyone vill vant my phasers! Powerful enough to stun a Gyarados!"
  51. [19:12:10] <Johnny_Twig> The Mayor looks at the Gyarados in awe when it's released.
  52. [19:12:18] <Johnny_Twig> "It ... uh ... it's not ... doing much."
  53. [19:12:32] <Johnny_Twig> The Gyarados drools a little as its tongue lols out.
  54. [19:12:49] <Balthazar> "Vell, you vant it to rampage through ze town?"
  55. [19:13:02] <Balthazar> "Or eat you vhole?"
  56. [19:13:10] <Johnny_Twig> "No, certainly not! I'm just .. surprised! Aren't they usually quite ... violent?"
  57. [19:15:04] <Balthazar> "Hyehyehye, not vhen i'm ze one capturing zem, eh?"
  58. [19:16:27] <Johnny_Twig> The mayor looks up at the monster. "Well Balthazar, I'll ... really be surprised if anyone can top this!"
  59. [19:16:50] <Johnny_Twig> "Just uh, keep it with you until the judging later, okay?"
  60. [19:18:49] * Balthazar returns it to the ball while murmuring. "Heheheheh, yes..."
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