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- [17:49] CMDRCamper: Tots
- [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: Tots?
- [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [17:49] CMDRCamper: Yeh you know
- [17:49] CMDRCamper: Tots
- [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: You mean...
- [17:49] CMDRCamper: Yes
- [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: All of them or just a little portion? LUL
- [17:50] CMDRCamper: all the tots
- [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: Oh... We only have 1 bag left.
- [17:50] ~+MrFungasm: potatoe gems!
- [17:50] CMDRCamper: Ok I'll pick some up on the way home
- [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: I guess I'll go to the store :/
- [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
- [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: Thanks Dear LUL
- [17:51] CMDRCamper: There's a Kroger right by 35
- [17:51] +ZachyDooDa: Fr?
- [17:51] +ZachyDooDa: Where?
- [17:51] CMDRCamper: On Briar Forest and 35
- [17:51] CMDRCamper: it was opened recently
- [17:51] +ZachyDooDa: ooooh
- [17:52] +ZachyDooDa: No wonder I havn't seen it LUL
- [17:52] CMDRCamper: anything you need me to get?
- [17:52] +ZachyDooDa: Uh.
- [17:52] +ZachyDooDa: lemme check LUL
- [17:53] +ZachyDooDa: We ran out of Wine :/
- [17:53] +ZachyDooDa: So.. If you could LUL
- [17:53] CMDRCamper: It's Kroger not Spec's
- [17:53] +ZachyDooDa: God dammit LUL
- [17:54] CMDRCamper: so nothing?
- [17:54] +ZachyDooDa: Yeah
- [17:54] CMDRCamper: alright
- [17:54] CMDRCamper: don't fucking yell at me if you forgot something
- [17:54] +ZachyDooDa: I'm sorry, I didn't know last time. LUL
- [17:54] Now following 'zachydooda'
- [17:54] Now following 'cmdrcamper'
- [17:55] Now following 'slocool'
- [17:55] CMDRCamper: Fr how do you forget about pads
- [17:55] CMDRCamper: You wear them everyday
- [17:55] +ZachyDooDa: stfu it was your fault
- [17:55] CMDRCamper: How?!
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: You didn't tell me!
- [17:56] CMDRCamper: WHY WOULD I KNOW
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE OUT!
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: >.>
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: Jeez...
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: Wait!
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: Pads?!
- [17:56] CMDRCamper: what
- [17:56] CMDRCamper: yeh
- [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: I'm a guy you fuck!
- [17:57] CMDRCamper: Nah you a chick
- [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: I don't wear them shits! <.<
- [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: WHAT
- [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: That's news to me.
- [17:57] CMDRCamper: We have a fuckin child
- [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: WE ADOPTED HER YOU TWIT
- [17:57] CMDRCamper: what are you actually pansexual or something
- [17:58] +ZachyDooDa: What?!
- [17:58] +ZachyDooDa: Camper, we've known each other for 15 years, how are you just now knowing I'm a guy...
- [17:59] CMDRCamper: Yer a chick dude. Yer last name's Zachariah first names Paula
- [17:59] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA?!
- [17:59] +ZachyDooDa: WHAT
- [17:59] +ZachyDooDa: ARE YOU INSANE!?
- [18:00] CMDRCamper: Nope completely sane
- [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: My name is Zachari!
- [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: No Paula Yuh fuck LUL
- [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: not
- [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: -.-
- [18:00] CMDRCamper: No you're last name's Zachariah
- [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME @CMDRCamper ?!
- [18:00] CMDRCamper: first names Paula
- [18:00] CMDRCamper: Oh fuck
- [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: CAMPER
- [18:01] CMDRCamper: Zach?!
- [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: >.>
- [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: You complete asshat.
- [18:01] CMDRCamper: It's not what it sounds like
- [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: WHO'S PAULA?!
- [18:01] CMDRCamper: Nobody
- [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: ....
- [18:01] CMDRCamper: Don't worry about it
- [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Kinda sounds like some body......
- [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Somebody you really care about...
- [18:02] CMDRCamper: No she isn't anybody
- [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: SHE!?
- [18:02] CMDRCamper: Like I don't even know anybody named Paula
- [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: .......
- [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Camper.
- [18:02] CMDRCamper: Who the fuck is Paula?
- [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Be honestly with me.
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: Who is Paula.
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: ?
- [18:03] CMDRCamper: I already told you
- [18:03] CMDRCamper: Nobody
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: Camper.
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: That's bullshit.
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: And you know it.
- [18:03] CMDRCamper: No it isnt
- [18:03] CMDRCamper: Ur bullshit fuckin roasted my guy
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: Camper.
- [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: What?!
- [18:03] CMDRCamper: Nothing
- [18:04] +ZachyDooDa: ..
- [18:04] +ZachyDooDa: idk about you anymore Camper :/
- [18:04] CMDRCamper: Why? I haven't done anything wrong
- [18:04] +ZachyDooDa: I'm leaving...
- [18:04] CMDRCamper: Wait don't!
- [18:05] +ZachyDooDa: I'm tired of the secrets....
- [18:05] CMDRCamper: I want my tots tho
- [18:05] +ZachyDooDa: IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!?
- [18:05] +ZachyDooDa: YOU HEARTLESS FUCK
- [18:05] CMDRCamper: Tots before male thots
- [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: Says the one who's dating multiple people
- [18:06] CMDRCamper: And also female thots
- [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: I'm done.
- [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: I'm leaving.
- [18:06] CMDRCamper: Look dude sometimes maybe I get tired of having my cheeks spread okay?
- [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [18:07] +ZachyDooDa: We havn't done anything...
- [18:07] +ZachyDooDa: In 14 years
- [18:07] CMDRCamper: Not true
- [18:08] CMDRCamper: What about that time last month
- [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: What do you mean not true?
- [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: Last...?
- [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: What?
- [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: What are you talking about?
- [18:08] CMDRCamper: You don't remember?
- [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: Noo..?
- [18:08] CMDRCamper: Wtf is wrong with you see this is why I have Paula
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: WHO THE FUCK IS PAULA
- [18:09] CMDRCamper: She may or may not be my secretary
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: OF COURSE
- [18:09] CMDRCamper: and her tots are better than yours
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Oh.
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Sick
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Automod
- [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: That's where I draw the line.....
- [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: Where is the old you?
- [18:10] CMDRCamper: With Paula
- [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: The old you that I fell in love with.
- [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: 15 years ago.
- [18:11] CMDRCamper: Because she satisfies me like you never could
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: There is where you draw the line you cunt
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: ......
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: I see...
- [18:11] CMDRCamper: Seriously nobody makes better tots than her
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: I'm done.
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: I'm packing my things.
- [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: You want Paula so bad?
- [18:11] CMDRCamper: Fine do that I don't want you anyway
- [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: Keep her full time.
- [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: idc.
- [18:12] CMDRCamper: Will do
- [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: But I'm taking our kid you fat fuck.
- [18:12] CMDRCamper: You aint never getting this head again
- [18:12] CMDRCamper: HHHHHHWAT
- [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: WE NEVER DID SHIT
- [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
- [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: Welp
- [18:13] CMDRCamper: 14 1/2 years ago we did a ton of shit
- [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: yeah!
- [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: 14 1/2 years ago.
- [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: We havn't done shit.
- [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: Since.
- [18:13] CMDRCamper: Yes we have
- [18:13] CMDRCamper: A month ago
- [18:13] CMDRCamper: You retarded piece of shit
- [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: A month ago I was on Vacation.
- [18:14] CMDRCamper: No a month ago WE were on vacation
- [18:14] +ZachyDooDa: Nah fam, you insisted on staying home with the kid...
- [18:14] +ZachyDooDa: You twat.
- [18:14] CMDRCamper: I promise you Zachary the second never met Paula
- [18:15] +ZachyDooDa: ?
- [18:15] CMDRCamper: So how
- [18:15] CMDRCamper: The fuck did we not do something a month ago
- [18:15] +ZachyDooDa: What are you talking about!?
- [18:15] CMDRCamper: Cuz I vividly remember something
- [18:16] CMDRCamper: Jesus do you want me to go into graphic detail?
- [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: WutFace
- [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: Yes.
- [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: Cause
- [18:16] CMDRCamper: we were in a hotel room
- [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: I remember none of this happening.
- [18:16] CMDRCamper: you took off my shirt
- [18:17] CMDRCamper: I took off yours
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Uhm... Wait
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Before you go on
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Did you call me Zachary?
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: I
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Am
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Zachari.......
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: With an I.
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: -.-
- [18:17] CMDRCamper: No I never called you zachary
- [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Bs!
- [18:18] CMDRCamper: No I said our son's name is Zachary the Second
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Bruh
- [18:18] CMDRCamper: Like on his birth certificate is says "Zachary the Second"
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Who is ZACHARY
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Bruh
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: The Second.
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: That means someone has to have that name as well.
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: I'm Zachari.
- [18:18] CMDRCamper: not because he's the second
- [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Who.
- [18:19] CMDRCamper: Like his first name is literally "Zachary the Second"
- [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: wait
- [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: @CMDRCamper
- [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: Where did "we" go on Vacation?
- [18:19] CMDRCamper: Fuckin
- [18:19] CMDRCamper: Punta Cana
- [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: Lies!
- [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: I was in Italy until the 30th!
- [18:19] CMDRCamper: Oh wait shit that was with Paula my b lol
- [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: YOU BITCH!
- [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: YOU WENT ON A VACATION WITH PAULA?!
- [18:20] CMDRCamper: yeh
- [18:20] CMDRCamper: I got needs dude
- [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: THEN
- [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: WE DID NOTHING LAST MONTH
- [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: DOES PAULA HAVE A DICK!?
- [18:20] CMDRCamper: Yeh I guess your right
- [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: You know.
- [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: I'm leaving.
- [18:21] CMDRCamper: Nope Paula's got an asshole tho
- [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: You're an ass
- [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: You know that
- [18:21] CMDRCamper: You're the ass
- [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: How?
- [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: You're cheating on me!
- [18:22] CMDRCamper: Who tf has a husband and doesn't have sex with them for 14 fucking years
- [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: YOU NEVER ASKED BECAUSE YOU KEEP LEAVING AT 11pm!
- [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: YOU COCK
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: Where's your excuse?
- [18:23] CMDRCamper: BECAUSE I HAD TO GET PAULA'S TOTS
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: YEH
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA THIS
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA THAT
- [18:23] CMDRCamper: And also that ass
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: FINE
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: I'M DONE
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: I'M DONE!!
- [18:23] CMDRCamper: Leave
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: HEHEhheeheehe heheh
- [18:23] CMDRCamper: But let's split Zachary the Second in half and take one half each
- [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: Y-You Want Paula so much? Hehehehehee
- [18:24] +ZachyDooDa: HAVE HER :D
- [18:24] +ZachyDooDa: EHEHEEHEHEEE
- [18:24] ihakaracollins: hi
- [18:24] CMDRCamper: Zachy what are you gonna do
- [18:24] +ZachyDooDa: NOthing ;)
- [18:25] CMDRCamper: Don't tell me....
- [18:25] +ZachyDooDa: Hehehheehehe
- [18:25] +ZachyDooDa: HEEEEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- [18:25] ihakaracollins: good call me collins
- [18:25] CMDRCamper: Oh no
- [18:25] CMDRCamper: Please Zachary the Second is just a child
- [18:25] +ZachyDooDa: YoU kNoW i TrAcEd YoUr PhOnE eVeRy NiGhT :)
- [18:26] +ZachyDooDa: Oh. :)
- [18:26] +ZachyDooDa: ZaChArY iS fInE
- [18:26] ihakaracollins: where are you from
- [18:26] CMDRCamper: You sure cuz we just agreed to physically split him in half
- [18:27] +ZachyDooDa: BuT pAuLa On ThE oThEr HaNd LoOkS a LiTtLe HuNg Up ;)
- [18:27] ihakaracollins: i am from new zeland
- [18:27] CMDRCamper: Oh no
- [18:27] CMDRCamper: Oh no no no no no no
- [18:27] +ZachyDooDa: HEHEHEEHHEEHEHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
- [18:27] ihakaracollins: north
- [18:27] CMDRCamper: NOOO what did you do to her?!
- [18:28] +ZachyDooDa: WhAt Do YoU tHiNk?! :D
- [18:28] CMDRCamper: She didn't deserve this!
- [18:28] +ZachyDooDa: ThEn WhO dId?! :)
- [18:28] CMDRCamper: WHY HER?! WHY NOT...... u.
- [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: Me?! ;)
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: It's your fault
- [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: HoW?!
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: Like I said
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: A dude's got needs
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: You forced my hand
- [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: !?
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: and guess what
- [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: !??!!?
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: Paula and I already had a kid
- [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: .....
- [18:29] CMDRCamper: Named "Paula the 45th"
- [18:30] +ZachyDooDa: 45th?!
- [18:30] +ZachyDooDa: JeSuS
- [18:30] +ZachyDooDa: I'm DoNe
- [18:31] CMDRCamper: And I ain't telling you where she is
- [18:31] Now following 'ihakaracollins'
- [18:31] +* ZachyDooDa From then on, Camper lived alone seeing that his beloved Paula was murdered and Zachari was sent to a Mental Asylum.
- [18:31] ihakaracollins: !uptime
- [18:31] CMDRCamper: Yay
- [18:31] +ZachyDooDa: EnD?
- [18:31] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [18:31] CMDRCamper: I'm not actually gay for the record
- [18:32] +ZachyDooDa: Neither am I LUL
- [18:32] CMDRCamper: Why is this so fun
- [18:32] +ZachyDooDa: ^
- [18:32] +ZachyDooDa: We love entertaining people with RolePlaying Pro Like.
- [18:32] CMDRCamper: A lot better now that Deku ain't here to fuck it up
- [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: And currently, it's 4:32 for me and 3:32 for Camper LUL
- [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: The Improv was a little iffy but we worked it out LUL
- [18:33] CMDRCamper: although with his numerous accounts
- [18:33] CMDRCamper: He could've been paula
- [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: True
- [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: *Bows* Thank you gentlemen! :)
- [18:34] CMDRCamper: Thank you
- [18:34] CMDRCamper: I'll be here all week
- [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: ^
- [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [18:34] CMDRCamper: But not really prolly more like a few more minutes
- [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: Fifty Shades of Grey in this bitch LUL
- [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: Yeah, I'm actually about to pass out LUL
- [18:35] +ZachyDooDa: I mean, I can hit you with a Host (Getting you more viewers) and a follow :P
- [18:35] +ZachyDooDa: I already have my affiliate so, I'm trying to help the community :P
- [18:35] CMDRCamper: Yeah I don't play RL anymore
- [18:35] [Info] ZachyDooDa is now hosting you.
- [18:35] CMDRCamper: I came here for the roleplay
- [18:36] +ZachyDooDa: I play Rocket league everyday LUL
- [18:36] CMDRCamper: And I play DBFZ everyday
- [18:36] +ZachyDooDa: ^
- [18:36] +ZachyDooDa: He's good too.
- [18:36] CMDRCamper: Do you ever stream it?
- [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: I main A18, Vegeta and Goku Black :L
- [18:37] CMDRCamper: @ZachyDooDa good team
- [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: zachydWaifu18
- [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: Thank you. Kappa
- [18:37] CMDRCamper: Cell Vegeta Goku Black
- [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: It's my emote LUL
- [18:37] CMDRCamper: That's his emote
- [18:37] ihakaracollins: bye
- [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: :o
- [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: I'd fight Krillian for 18
- [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: Like bitch! Square the fuck up!
- [18:38] CMDRCamper: You'd lose
- [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: Naaah
- [18:38] CMDRCamper: Strongest Human Being?
- [18:38] CMDRCamper: YEAAAAH
- [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: OMEGALUL
- [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: Strongest Ant! LUL
- [18:39] CMDRCamper: Meruem?
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: OMG
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: I FUCKING LOVE THAT VIDEO
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: YOUR HAIR
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: What are you gay!?
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: AAAAH
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: It'S TRUE
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: He is super sand lesbian!
- [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
- [18:40] ihakaracollins: i am back
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: I finally found someone who watched Oney! LUL
- [18:40] CMDRCamper: I'll follow you but I'll prolly only pop in if your doing DBFZ
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: No fucking way
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: WHAT
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: WHAAT
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: OI
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: Nice!
- [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: Sadly, the only merch I have is...
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: Uh...
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: Sao. >.>
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: SH
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: >.>
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: zachydConfusion
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: Peace, I'm fucking goin' to sleep LUL
- [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: PEACE
- [18:42] CMDRCamper: Ima watch a guy play DBFZ
- [18:42] +ZachyDooDa: <3
- [18:42] +ZachyDooDa: 5am yeet
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