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  1. [17:49] CMDRCamper: Tots
  2. [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: Tots?
  3. [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  4. [17:49] CMDRCamper: Yeh you know
  5. [17:49] CMDRCamper: Tots
  6. [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: You mean...
  7. [17:49] CMDRCamper: Yes
  8. [17:49] +ZachyDooDa: All of them or just a little portion? LUL
  9. [17:50] CMDRCamper: all the tots
  10. [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: Oh... We only have 1 bag left.
  11. [17:50] ~+MrFungasm: potatoe gems!
  12. [17:50] CMDRCamper: Ok I'll pick some up on the way home
  13. [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: I guess I'll go to the store :/
  14. [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
  15. [17:50] +ZachyDooDa: Thanks Dear LUL
  16. [17:51] CMDRCamper: There's a Kroger right by 35
  17. [17:51] +ZachyDooDa: Fr?
  18. [17:51] +ZachyDooDa: Where?
  19. [17:51] CMDRCamper: On Briar Forest and 35
  20. [17:51] CMDRCamper: it was opened recently
  21. [17:51] +ZachyDooDa: ooooh
  22. [17:52] +ZachyDooDa: No wonder I havn't seen it LUL
  23. [17:52] CMDRCamper: anything you need me to get?
  24. [17:52] +ZachyDooDa: Uh.
  25. [17:52] +ZachyDooDa: lemme check LUL
  26. [17:53] +ZachyDooDa: We ran out of Wine :/
  27. [17:53] +ZachyDooDa: So.. If you could LUL
  28. [17:53] CMDRCamper: It's Kroger not Spec's
  29. [17:53] +ZachyDooDa: God dammit LUL
  30. [17:54] CMDRCamper: so nothing?
  31. [17:54] +ZachyDooDa: Yeah
  32. [17:54] CMDRCamper: alright
  33. [17:54] CMDRCamper: don't fucking yell at me if you forgot something
  34. [17:54] +ZachyDooDa: I'm sorry, I didn't know last time. LUL
  35. [17:54] Now following 'zachydooda'
  36. [17:54] Now following 'cmdrcamper'
  37. [17:55] Now following 'slocool'
  38. [17:55] CMDRCamper: Fr how do you forget about pads
  39. [17:55] CMDRCamper: You wear them everyday
  40. [17:55] +ZachyDooDa: stfu it was your fault
  41. [17:55] CMDRCamper: How?!
  42. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: You didn't tell me!
  43. [17:56] CMDRCamper: WHY WOULD I KNOW
  44. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE OUT!
  45. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: >.>
  46. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: Jeez...
  47. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: Wait!
  48. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: Pads?!
  49. [17:56] CMDRCamper: what
  50. [17:56] CMDRCamper: yeh
  51. [17:56] +ZachyDooDa: I'm a guy you fuck!
  52. [17:57] CMDRCamper: Nah you a chick
  53. [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: I don't wear them shits! <.<
  54. [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: WHAT
  55. [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: That's news to me.
  56. [17:57] CMDRCamper: We have a fuckin child
  57. [17:57] +ZachyDooDa: WE ADOPTED HER YOU TWIT
  58. [17:57] CMDRCamper: what are you actually pansexual or something
  59. [17:58] +ZachyDooDa: What?!
  60. [17:58] +ZachyDooDa: Camper, we've known each other for 15 years, how are you just now knowing I'm a guy...
  61. [17:59] CMDRCamper: Yer a chick dude. Yer last name's Zachariah first names Paula
  62. [17:59] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA?!
  63. [17:59] +ZachyDooDa: WHAT
  64. [17:59] +ZachyDooDa: ARE YOU INSANE!?
  65. [18:00] CMDRCamper: Nope completely sane
  66. [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: My name is Zachari!
  67. [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: No Paula Yuh fuck LUL
  68. [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: not
  69. [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: -.-
  70. [18:00] CMDRCamper: No you're last name's Zachariah
  71. [18:00] +ZachyDooDa: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME @CMDRCamper ?!
  72. [18:00] CMDRCamper: first names Paula
  73. [18:00] CMDRCamper: Oh fuck
  74. [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: CAMPER
  75. [18:01] CMDRCamper: Zach?!
  76. [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: >.>
  77. [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: You complete asshat.
  78. [18:01] CMDRCamper: It's not what it sounds like
  79. [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: WHO'S PAULA?!
  80. [18:01] CMDRCamper: Nobody
  81. [18:01] +ZachyDooDa: ....
  82. [18:01] CMDRCamper: Don't worry about it
  83. [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Kinda sounds like some body......
  84. [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Somebody you really care about...
  85. [18:02] CMDRCamper: No she isn't anybody
  86. [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: SHE!?
  87. [18:02] CMDRCamper: Like I don't even know anybody named Paula
  88. [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: .......
  89. [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Camper.
  90. [18:02] CMDRCamper: Who the fuck is Paula?
  91. [18:02] +ZachyDooDa: Be honestly with me.
  92. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: Who is Paula.
  93. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: ?
  94. [18:03] CMDRCamper: I already told you
  95. [18:03] CMDRCamper: Nobody
  96. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: Camper.
  97. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: That's bullshit.
  98. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: And you know it.
  99. [18:03] CMDRCamper: No it isnt
  100. [18:03] CMDRCamper: Ur bullshit fuckin roasted my guy
  101. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: Camper.
  102. [18:03] +ZachyDooDa: What?!
  103. [18:03] CMDRCamper: Nothing
  104. [18:04] +ZachyDooDa: ..
  105. [18:04] +ZachyDooDa: idk about you anymore Camper :/
  106. [18:04] CMDRCamper: Why? I haven't done anything wrong
  107. [18:04] +ZachyDooDa: I'm leaving...
  108. [18:04] CMDRCamper: Wait don't!
  109. [18:05] +ZachyDooDa: I'm tired of the secrets....
  110. [18:05] CMDRCamper: I want my tots tho
  111. [18:05] +ZachyDooDa: IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!?
  112. [18:05] +ZachyDooDa: YOU HEARTLESS FUCK
  113. [18:05] CMDRCamper: Tots before male thots
  114. [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: Says the one who's dating multiple people
  115. [18:06] CMDRCamper: And also female thots
  116. [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: I'm done.
  117. [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: I'm leaving.
  118. [18:06] CMDRCamper: Look dude sometimes maybe I get tired of having my cheeks spread okay?
  119. [18:06] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  120. [18:07] +ZachyDooDa: We havn't done anything...
  121. [18:07] +ZachyDooDa: In 14 years
  122. [18:07] CMDRCamper: Not true
  123. [18:08] CMDRCamper: What about that time last month
  124. [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: What do you mean not true?
  125. [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: Last...?
  126. [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: What?
  127. [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: What are you talking about?
  128. [18:08] CMDRCamper: You don't remember?
  129. [18:08] +ZachyDooDa: Noo..?
  130. [18:08] CMDRCamper: Wtf is wrong with you see this is why I have Paula
  131. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: WHO THE FUCK IS PAULA
  132. [18:09] CMDRCamper: She may or may not be my secretary
  133. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: OF COURSE
  134. [18:09] CMDRCamper: and her tots are better than yours
  135. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Oh.
  136. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
  137. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Sick
  138. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: Automod
  139. [18:09] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  140. [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: That's where I draw the line.....
  141. [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: Where is the old you?
  142. [18:10] CMDRCamper: With Paula
  143. [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: The old you that I fell in love with.
  144. [18:10] +ZachyDooDa: 15 years ago.
  145. [18:11] CMDRCamper: Because she satisfies me like you never could
  146. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: There is where you draw the line you cunt
  147. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: ......
  148. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
  149. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: I see...
  150. [18:11] CMDRCamper: Seriously nobody makes better tots than her
  151. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: I'm done.
  152. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: I'm packing my things.
  153. [18:11] +ZachyDooDa: You want Paula so bad?
  154. [18:11] CMDRCamper: Fine do that I don't want you anyway
  155. [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: Keep her full time.
  156. [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: idc.
  157. [18:12] CMDRCamper: Will do
  158. [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: But I'm taking our kid you fat fuck.
  159. [18:12] CMDRCamper: You aint never getting this head again
  160. [18:12] CMDRCamper: HHHHHHWAT
  161. [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: WE NEVER DID SHIT
  162. [18:12] +ZachyDooDa: Oh
  163. [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: Welp
  164. [18:13] CMDRCamper: 14 1/2 years ago we did a ton of shit
  165. [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: yeah!
  166. [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: 14 1/2 years ago.
  167. [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: We havn't done shit.
  168. [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: Since.
  169. [18:13] CMDRCamper: Yes we have
  170. [18:13] CMDRCamper: A month ago
  171. [18:13] CMDRCamper: You retarded piece of shit
  172. [18:13] +ZachyDooDa: A month ago I was on Vacation.
  173. [18:14] CMDRCamper: No a month ago WE were on vacation
  174. [18:14] +ZachyDooDa: Nah fam, you insisted on staying home with the kid...
  175. [18:14] +ZachyDooDa: You twat.
  176. [18:14] CMDRCamper: I promise you Zachary the second never met Paula
  177. [18:15] +ZachyDooDa: ?
  178. [18:15] CMDRCamper: So how
  179. [18:15] CMDRCamper: The fuck did we not do something a month ago
  180. [18:15] +ZachyDooDa: What are you talking about!?
  181. [18:15] CMDRCamper: Cuz I vividly remember something
  182. [18:16] CMDRCamper: Jesus do you want me to go into graphic detail?
  183. [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: WutFace
  184. [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: Yes.
  185. [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: Cause
  186. [18:16] CMDRCamper: we were in a hotel room
  187. [18:16] +ZachyDooDa: I remember none of this happening.
  188. [18:16] CMDRCamper: you took off my shirt
  189. [18:17] CMDRCamper: I took off yours
  190. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Uhm... Wait
  191. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Before you go on
  192. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Did you call me Zachary?
  193. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: I
  194. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Am
  195. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Zachari.......
  196. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: With an I.
  197. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: -.-
  198. [18:17] CMDRCamper: No I never called you zachary
  199. [18:17] +ZachyDooDa: Bs!
  200. [18:18] CMDRCamper: No I said our son's name is Zachary the Second
  201. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Bruh
  202. [18:18] CMDRCamper: Like on his birth certificate is says "Zachary the Second"
  203. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Who is ZACHARY
  204. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Bruh
  205. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: The Second.
  206. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: That means someone has to have that name as well.
  207. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: I'm Zachari.
  208. [18:18] CMDRCamper: not because he's the second
  209. [18:18] +ZachyDooDa: Who.
  210. [18:19] CMDRCamper: Like his first name is literally "Zachary the Second"
  211. [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: wait
  212. [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: @CMDRCamper
  213. [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: Where did "we" go on Vacation?
  214. [18:19] CMDRCamper: Fuckin
  215. [18:19] CMDRCamper: Punta Cana
  216. [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: Lies!
  217. [18:19] +ZachyDooDa: I was in Italy until the 30th!
  218. [18:19] CMDRCamper: Oh wait shit that was with Paula my b lol
  219. [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: YOU BITCH!
  220. [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: YOU WENT ON A VACATION WITH PAULA?!
  221. [18:20] CMDRCamper: yeh
  222. [18:20] CMDRCamper: I got needs dude
  223. [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: THEN
  224. [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: WE DID NOTHING LAST MONTH
  225. [18:20] +ZachyDooDa: DOES PAULA HAVE A DICK!?
  226. [18:20] CMDRCamper: Yeh I guess your right
  227. [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: You know.
  228. [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: I'm leaving.
  229. [18:21] CMDRCamper: Nope Paula's got an asshole tho
  230. [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: You're an ass
  231. [18:21] +ZachyDooDa: You know that
  232. [18:21] CMDRCamper: You're the ass
  233. [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: How?
  234. [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: You're cheating on me!
  235. [18:22] CMDRCamper: Who tf has a husband and doesn't have sex with them for 14 fucking years
  236. [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: YOU NEVER ASKED BECAUSE YOU KEEP LEAVING AT 11pm!
  237. [18:22] +ZachyDooDa: YOU COCK
  238. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: Where's your excuse?
  239. [18:23] CMDRCamper: BECAUSE I HAD TO GET PAULA'S TOTS
  240. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: YEH
  241. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA
  242. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA THIS
  243. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: PAULA THAT
  244. [18:23] CMDRCamper: And also that ass
  245. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: FINE
  246. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: I'M DONE
  247. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: I'M DONE!!
  248. [18:23] CMDRCamper: Leave
  249. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: HEHEhheeheehe heheh
  250. [18:23] CMDRCamper: But let's split Zachary the Second in half and take one half each
  251. [18:23] +ZachyDooDa: Y-You Want Paula so much? Hehehehehee
  252. [18:24] +ZachyDooDa: HAVE HER :D
  253. [18:24] +ZachyDooDa: EHEHEEHEHEEE
  254. [18:24] ihakaracollins: hi
  255. [18:24] CMDRCamper: Zachy what are you gonna do
  256. [18:24] +ZachyDooDa: NOthing ;)
  257. [18:25] CMDRCamper: Don't tell me....
  258. [18:25] +ZachyDooDa: Hehehheehehe
  259. [18:25] +ZachyDooDa: HEEEEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  260. [18:25] ihakaracollins: good call me collins
  261. [18:25] CMDRCamper: Oh no
  262. [18:25] CMDRCamper: Please Zachary the Second is just a child
  263. [18:25] +ZachyDooDa: YoU kNoW i TrAcEd YoUr PhOnE eVeRy NiGhT :)
  264. [18:26] +ZachyDooDa: Oh. :)
  265. [18:26] +ZachyDooDa: ZaChArY iS fInE
  266. [18:26] ihakaracollins: where are you from
  267. [18:26] CMDRCamper: You sure cuz we just agreed to physically split him in half
  268. [18:27] +ZachyDooDa: BuT pAuLa On ThE oThEr HaNd LoOkS a LiTtLe HuNg Up ;)
  269. [18:27] ihakaracollins: i am from new zeland
  270. [18:27] CMDRCamper: Oh no
  271. [18:27] CMDRCamper: Oh no no no no no no
  272. [18:27] +ZachyDooDa: HEHEHEEHHEEHEHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
  273. [18:27] ihakaracollins: north
  274. [18:27] CMDRCamper: NOOO what did you do to her?!
  275. [18:28] +ZachyDooDa: WhAt Do YoU tHiNk?! :D
  276. [18:28] CMDRCamper: She didn't deserve this!
  277. [18:28] +ZachyDooDa: ThEn WhO dId?! :)
  278. [18:28] CMDRCamper: WHY HER?! WHY NOT...... u.
  279. [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: Me?! ;)
  280. [18:29] CMDRCamper: It's your fault
  281. [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: HoW?!
  282. [18:29] CMDRCamper: Like I said
  283. [18:29] CMDRCamper: A dude's got needs
  284. [18:29] CMDRCamper: You forced my hand
  285. [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: !?
  286. [18:29] CMDRCamper: and guess what
  287. [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: !??!!?
  288. [18:29] CMDRCamper: Paula and I already had a kid
  289. [18:29] +ZachyDooDa: .....
  290. [18:29] CMDRCamper: Named "Paula the 45th"
  291. [18:30] +ZachyDooDa: 45th?!
  292. [18:30] +ZachyDooDa: JeSuS
  293. [18:30] +ZachyDooDa: I'm DoNe
  294. [18:31] CMDRCamper: And I ain't telling you where she is
  295. [18:31] Now following 'ihakaracollins'
  296. [18:31] +* ZachyDooDa From then on, Camper lived alone seeing that his beloved Paula was murdered and Zachari was sent to a Mental Asylum.
  297. [18:31] ihakaracollins: !uptime
  298. [18:31] CMDRCamper: Yay
  299. [18:31] +ZachyDooDa: EnD?
  300. [18:31] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  301. [18:31] CMDRCamper: I'm not actually gay for the record
  302. [18:32] +ZachyDooDa: Neither am I LUL
  303. [18:32] CMDRCamper: Why is this so fun
  304. [18:32] +ZachyDooDa: ^
  305. [18:32] +ZachyDooDa: We love entertaining people with RolePlaying Pro Like.
  306. [18:32] CMDRCamper: A lot better now that Deku ain't here to fuck it up
  307. [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: And currently, it's 4:32 for me and 3:32 for Camper LUL
  308. [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: The Improv was a little iffy but we worked it out LUL
  309. [18:33] CMDRCamper: although with his numerous accounts
  310. [18:33] CMDRCamper: He could've been paula
  311. [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  312. [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: True
  313. [18:33] +ZachyDooDa: *Bows* Thank you gentlemen! :)
  314. [18:34] CMDRCamper: Thank you
  315. [18:34] CMDRCamper: I'll be here all week
  316. [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: ^
  317. [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  318. [18:34] CMDRCamper: But not really prolly more like a few more minutes
  319. [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: Fifty Shades of Grey in this bitch LUL
  320. [18:34] +ZachyDooDa: Yeah, I'm actually about to pass out LUL
  321. [18:35] +ZachyDooDa: I mean, I can hit you with a Host (Getting you more viewers) and a follow :P
  322. [18:35] +ZachyDooDa: I already have my affiliate so, I'm trying to help the community :P
  323. [18:35] CMDRCamper: Yeah I don't play RL anymore
  324. [18:35] [Info] ZachyDooDa is now hosting you.
  325. [18:35] CMDRCamper: I came here for the roleplay
  326. [18:36] +ZachyDooDa: I play Rocket league everyday LUL
  327. [18:36] CMDRCamper: And I play DBFZ everyday
  328. [18:36] +ZachyDooDa: ^
  329. [18:36] +ZachyDooDa: He's good too.
  330. [18:36] CMDRCamper: Do you ever stream it?
  331. [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: I main A18, Vegeta and Goku Black :L
  332. [18:37] CMDRCamper: @ZachyDooDa good team
  333. [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: zachydWaifu18
  334. [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: Thank you. Kappa
  335. [18:37] CMDRCamper: Cell Vegeta Goku Black
  336. [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: It's my emote LUL
  337. [18:37] CMDRCamper: That's his emote
  338. [18:37] ihakaracollins: bye
  339. [18:37] +ZachyDooDa: :o
  340. [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: I'd fight Krillian for 18
  341. [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: Like bitch! Square the fuck up!
  342. [18:38] CMDRCamper: You'd lose
  343. [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: Naaah
  344. [18:38] CMDRCamper: Strongest Human Being?
  345. [18:38] CMDRCamper: YEAAAAH
  346. [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: OMEGALUL
  347. [18:38] +ZachyDooDa: Strongest Ant! LUL
  348. [18:39] CMDRCamper: Meruem?
  349. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: OMG
  350. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: I FUCKING LOVE THAT VIDEO
  351. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: YOUR HAIR
  352. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: What are you gay!?
  353. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: AAAAH
  354. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: It'S TRUE
  355. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: He is super sand lesbian!
  356. [18:39] +ZachyDooDa: LUL
  357. [18:40] ihakaracollins: i am back
  358. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: I finally found someone who watched Oney! LUL
  359. [18:40] CMDRCamper: I'll follow you but I'll prolly only pop in if your doing DBFZ
  360. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: No fucking way
  361. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: WHAT
  362. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: WHAAT
  363. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: OI
  364. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: Nice!
  365. [18:40] +ZachyDooDa: Sadly, the only merch I have is...
  366. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: Uh...
  367. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: Sao. >.>
  368. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: SH
  369. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: >.>
  370. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: zachydConfusion
  371. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: Peace, I'm fucking goin' to sleep LUL
  372. [18:41] +ZachyDooDa: PEACE
  373. [18:42] CMDRCamper: Ima watch a guy play DBFZ
  374. [18:42] +ZachyDooDa: <3
  375. [18:42] +ZachyDooDa: 5am yeet
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