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  3. This is the busiest
  4. we've been in years.
  5.  
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  8. - I just hope Santa has
  9. enough gas in his sleigh.
  10.  
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  12. 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,337
  13. - I really need you
  14.  
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  17. to get your productivity
  18. up this year, Elly, okay?
  19.  
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  22. - Yes, I understand, thank you.
  23.  
  24. 6
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  26. - Okay.
  27. - I'm sorry.
  28.  
  29. 7
  30. 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,643
  31. - Have you seen these?
  32.  
  33. 8
  34. 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,744
  35. They're new this year.
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  37. 9
  38. 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,546
  39. Kids are gonna love 'em.
  40.  
  41. 10
  42. 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,683
  43. - Elfette.
  44.  
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  46. 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,252
  47. You have our new wrapping
  48. paper design ready?
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,486
  52. It's go time.
  53.  
  54. 13
  55. 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,155
  56. - Yes ma'am, I have
  57. some shimmering wreaths,
  58.  
  59. 14
  60. 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,790
  61. I have some reindeer,
  62. some snowmen.
  63.  
  64. 15
  65. 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,425
  66. - Okay, let's go wit this one.
  67.  
  68. 16
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  70. Really, great work.
  71.  
  72. 17
  73. 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,712
  74. - Great.
  75.  
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  78. I have some new ones
  79. I wanted to go over--
  80.  
  81. 19
  82. 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,998
  83. - Maybe next year.
  84.  
  85. 20
  86. 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,832
  87. I need 50 rolls by yesterday.
  88.  
  89. 21
  90. 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,535
  91. - Okay.
  92.  
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  94. 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,340
  95. Done.
  96.  
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  98. 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,842
  99. 50 copies printing.
  100.  
  101. 24
  102. 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,496
  103. - I could help you
  104. with that if you want.
  105.  
  106. 25
  107. 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,739
  108. You broke it!
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,742
  112. Now I'm gonna need a new
  113. flugel blocker to fix it.
  114.  
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  116. 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,318
  117. - Oh, I love your paints.
  118.  
  119. 28
  120. 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,253
  121. - Elfette, why can't you stay
  122.  
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  124. 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,821
  125. at your wrapping paper station?
  126.  
  127. 30
  128. 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,690
  129. Do your job.
  130.  
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  132. 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,391
  133. - Right, sorry.
  134.  
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  136. 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,899
  137. - Oh!
  138.  
  139. 33
  140. 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,167
  141. Oh, Elfette.
  142.  
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  144. 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,237
  145. Oh, you're such a joy.
  146.  
  147. 35
  148. 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,205
  149. And so sweet and bright.
  150.  
  151. 36
  152. 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,540
  153. - Thanks, Elly.
  154.  
  155. 37
  156. 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,742
  157. Lately I've been feeling
  158. a little out of place.
  159.  
  160. 38
  161. 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,778
  162. - Oh, you're made for
  163. big things, you know.
  164.  
  165. 39
  166. 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,650
  167. It can get a little stuffy
  168. in here from time to time.
  169.  
  170. 40
  171. 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,253
  172. - I know what you mean.
  173.  
  174. 41
  175. 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,623
  176. - A little space to clear
  177. your head might be nice.
  178.  
  179. 42
  180. 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,858
  181. - Thanks, Elly.
  182.  
  183. 43
  184. 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,393
  185. Have a good one.
  186.  
  187. 44
  188. 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,761
  189. And tell Elfus I said hi for me.
  190.  
  191. 45
  192. 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,696
  193. - Oh, yes.
  194.  
  195. 46
  196. 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,305
  197. - Mm-hmm.
  198.  
  199. 47
  200. 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,481
  201. JoyTech Brands
  202. has developed
  203.  
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  205. 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,950
  206. an entirely new
  207. class of product.
  208.  
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  210. 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:09,521
  211. This holiday season, JoyTech
  212. presents the Pencil Phone Z.
  213.  
  214. 50
  215. 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,759
  216. - It's a pencil and a phone.
  217.  
  218. 51
  219. 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,795
  220. - I was gonna write you a
  221. letter but I decided to call.
  222.  
  223. 52
  224. 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,798
  225. Press the eraser to
  226. search on the internet.
  227.  
  228. 53
  229. 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,501
  230. - Pency, where's the
  231. closest petting zoo?
  232.  
  233. 54
  234. 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,938
  235. - Hey Pency, navigate to the
  236. nearest eye doctor please.
  237.  
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  239. 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,640
  240. Its nano magnetic
  241. graphite technology
  242.  
  243. 56
  244. 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,275
  245. keeps you in touch
  246.  
  247. 57
  248. 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,745
  249. while touching the hearts
  250. of people you love.
  251.  
  252. 58
  253. 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,614
  254. - Hey Pency, call Grandma.
  255.  
  256. 59
  257. 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,848
  258. - Hello, dearie.
  259.  
  260. 60
  261. 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,550
  262. - I miss you, Grandma.
  263.  
  264. 61
  265. 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,454
  266. - Come visit so you can have
  267. some of my bologna casserole.
  268.  
  269. 62
  270. 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:46,692
  271. This year,
  272. we are introducing Pencil Phone Z Grande.
  273.  
  274. 63
  275. 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,961
  276. It's 36 times the size
  277. of Pencil Phone Z.
  278.  
  279. 64
  280. 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,295
  281. - Mommy.
  282.  
  283. 65
  284. 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,531
  285. I want one.
  286.  
  287. 66
  288. 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,366
  289. - Well, that sounds
  290. like a question
  291.  
  292. 67
  293. 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,702
  294. for Santa Claus.
  295. - Santa Claus.
  296.  
  297. 68
  298. 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,306
  299. More Pencil Phones!
  300.  
  301. 69
  302. 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,241
  303. - More Pencil Phones?
  304.  
  305. 70
  306. 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,342
  307. Got it.
  308.  
  309. 71
  310. 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,676
  311. We need another
  312. 3,000 Pencil Phones.
  313.  
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  315. 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,677
  316. Hurry it up, elves.
  317.  
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  319. 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,886
  320. Florida here I come.
  321.  
  322. 74
  323. 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:53,425
  324. - JoyTech stock are predicted
  325. to plummet 28 % in December
  326.  
  327. 75
  328. 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,861
  329. if nothing is done.
  330.  
  331. 76
  332. 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,297
  333. - Our company can't do
  334. another year of this.
  335.  
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  337. 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:05,304
  338. The Pencil
  339. Phone is a hit.
  340.  
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  342. 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,907
  343. Every man, woman, and child,
  344.  
  345. 79
  346. 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,743
  347. anyone who's
  348. breathing wants one.
  349.  
  350. 80
  351. 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,447
  352. Let me tell you all something.
  353.  
  354. 81
  355. 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,083
  356. If you expect holiday
  357. bonuses this season,
  358.  
  359. 82
  360. 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:22,020
  361. you will fix this!
  362.  
  363. 83
  364. 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,790
  365. - Look, sales projections
  366. for the Pencil Phone
  367.  
  368. 84
  369. 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,726
  370. were cut in half by
  371. Santa and his elves.
  372.  
  373. 85
  374. 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,795
  375. Simply put, we
  376. just can't compete
  377.  
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  379. 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,431
  380. with the North
  381. Pole or generosity.
  382.  
  383. 87
  384. 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,765
  385. - Generosity.
  386.  
  387. 88
  388. 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,601
  389. And just what exactly
  390. are you proposing?
  391.  
  392. 89
  393. 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,737
  394. That we just
  395. eliminate Santa Claus?
  396.  
  397. 90
  398. 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,939
  399. Ridiculous.
  400.  
  401. 91
  402. 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,575
  403. - Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom,
  404.  
  405. 92
  406. 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,812
  407. that's exactly
  408. what I'm proposing.
  409.  
  410. 93
  411. 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,781
  412. Send him in.
  413.  
  414. 94
  415. 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,055
  416. I'd like to introduce
  417. you to the head
  418.  
  419. 95
  420. 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,758
  421. of our new waste
  422. management branch.
  423.  
  424. 96
  425. 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,496
  426. - Good afternoon,
  427. ladies and gentlemen.
  428.  
  429. 97
  430. 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,931
  431. I look forward to, uh,
  432.  
  433. 98
  434. 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,601
  435. cleaning some things
  436. up around here, huh?
  437.  
  438. 99
  439. 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,991
  440. - I know, right?
  441.  
  442. 100
  443. 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,960
  444. Can you believe how much
  445. eggnog she had last night?
  446.  
  447. 101
  448. 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,863
  449. Special
  450. delivery for Mrs. Claus.
  451.  
  452. 102
  453. 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,067
  454. - Mm-hmm, yeah.
  455.  
  456. 103
  457. 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,870
  458. Yeah, can you believe that?
  459.  
  460. 104
  461. 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,906
  462. She was like all up
  463. in Santa's sleigh.
  464.  
  465. 105
  466. 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,109
  467. - Can I help you?
  468.  
  469. 106
  470. 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,200
  471. - Where's the big guy?
  472.  
  473. 107
  474. 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,968
  475. - Please, please.
  476.  
  477. 108
  478. 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,838
  479. Please, please.
  480.  
  481. 109
  482. 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,559
  483. - Come on, Sparkle, answer.
  484.  
  485. 110
  486. 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,638
  487. - Two peppermint tinsel mojitos.
  488.  
  489. 111
  490. 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,674
  491. - Oh, thank you.
  492. - Thank you.
  493.  
  494. 112
  495. 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,876
  496. - You're very, very welcome.
  497.  
  498. 113
  499. 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,715
  500. This is the life.
  501.  
  502. 114
  503. 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,116
  504. I don't think I'm
  505. ever going back.
  506.  
  507. 115
  508. 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,685
  509. Ho ho ho!
  510.  
  511. 116
  512. 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,086
  513. Ho ho ho!
  514.  
  515. 117
  516. 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,020
  517. Ho ho ho!
  518.  
  519. 118
  520. 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,789
  521. - Santa?
  522.  
  523. 119
  524. 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,592
  525. Ugh. He doesn't know the
  526. meaning of rest and relaxation.
  527.  
  528. 120
  529. 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,261
  530. - I think he needs a vacation.
  531.  
  532. 121
  533. 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,096
  534. Peppermint cheers!
  535. - Peppermint cheers!
  536.  
  537. 122
  538. 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,101
  539. - Sparkle, we need you, come on.
  540.  
  541. 123
  542. 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,976
  543. - You're not as smart
  544. as you look, Santa.
  545.  
  546. 124
  547. 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,212
  548. Trace the number and
  549. take care of him.
  550.  
  551. 125
  552. 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,981
  553. - Will do, boss.
  554.  
  555. 126
  556. 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:36,982
  557. Come on, you.
  558.  
  559. 127
  560. 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,993
  561. - I need to visit
  562. you more often.
  563.  
  564. 128
  565. 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,762
  566. You get to see all these
  567. beautiful locations.
  568.  
  569. 129
  570. 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,731
  571. - Just tell Elven
  572. Resources you're interested
  573.  
  574. 130
  575. 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,099
  576. in traveling more.
  577.  
  578. 131
  579. 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,303
  580. - How is the vacation
  581. committee going?
  582.  
  583. 132
  584. 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,306
  585. - The elfcationing department.
  586.  
  587. 133
  588. 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,142
  589. Yeah, yeah, it is so good.
  590.  
  591. 134
  592. 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,877
  593. Really, really good.
  594.  
  595. 135
  596. 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,547
  597. - That sounds nice.
  598.  
  599. 136
  600. 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,552
  601. - So, anyway, it's like the
  602. busiest time up at the Pole.
  603.  
  604. 137
  605. 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,654
  606. How did you make this happen?
  607.  
  608. 138
  609. 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,555
  610. - Well.
  611.  
  612. 139
  613. 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,204
  614. I used the same
  615. designs as last year.
  616.  
  617. 140
  618. 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,940
  619. Nobody even noticed.
  620.  
  621. 141
  622. 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,346
  623. Sebastian?
  624.  
  625. 142
  626. 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,048
  627. Why is she calling me?
  628.  
  629. 143
  630. 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,319
  631. Season's greetings,
  632. this is Elfette.
  633.  
  634. 144
  635. 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,219
  636. - Elfette.
  637.  
  638. 145
  639. 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,855
  640. They've come for us.
  641.  
  642. 146
  643. 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,692
  644. The North Pole mafia is here.
  645.  
  646. 147
  647. 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,894
  648. They've taken Santa to New York.
  649.  
  650. 148
  651. 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,029
  652. You have to save Christmas!
  653.  
  654. 149
  655. 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,130
  656. Help us!
  657.  
  658. 150
  659. 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,336
  660. - Holy glitter globes!
  661. - Holy glitter globes!
  662.  
  663. 151
  664. 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,203
  665. We gotta go.
  666.  
  667. 152
  668. 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,013
  669. - So what happened to the elves?
  670.  
  671. 153
  672. 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,147
  673. Who's gonna deliver
  674. the presents?
  675.  
  676. 154
  677. 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,349
  678. Where's Santa?
  679.  
  680. 155
  681. 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,818
  682. Oh, why, why me?
  683.  
  684. 156
  685. 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,187
  686. - It's all up to you, Elfette.
  687.  
  688. 157
  689. 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,889
  690. You're the only elf
  691. that can do this.
  692.  
  693. 158
  694. 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,926
  695. - Nobody even knows who I am.
  696.  
  697. 159
  698. 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,761
  699. I'm just a wrapping
  700. paper designer.
  701.  
  702. 160
  703. 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,930
  704. - Are you elfing serious?
  705.  
  706. 161
  707. 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,932
  708. Your father was a key proponent
  709.  
  710. 162
  711. 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,135
  712. in the ratification of
  713. the Mistletoe Clause.
  714.  
  715. 163
  716. 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,638
  717. It's in your bells.
  718.  
  719. 164
  720. 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,643
  721. Hold on.
  722.  
  723. 165
  724. 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,045
  725. I have something
  726. that might help.
  727.  
  728. 166
  729. 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,720
  730. Power born in purest snow,
  731.  
  732. 167
  733. 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,089
  734. the truest elf will only know.
  735.  
  736. 168
  737. 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,992
  738. Hold me close and I shall glow.
  739.  
  740. 169
  741. 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,662
  742. The sacred twinkle
  743. I will bestow.
  744.  
  745. 170
  746. 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,866
  747. - Hold me close
  748. and I shall glow?
  749.  
  750. 171
  751. 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,179
  752. - I knew it.
  753.  
  754. 172
  755. 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,883
  756. I thought that might happen.
  757.  
  758. 173
  759. 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:27,986
  760. Go ahead.
  761.  
  762. 174
  763. 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,695
  764. It's a belt.
  765.  
  766. 175
  767. 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,463
  768. - Not just any belt.
  769.  
  770. 176
  771. 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,166
  772. It was my mom's belt.
  773.  
  774. 177
  775. 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,803
  776. She was a descendant
  777. of the Grand Elf Guild.
  778.  
  779. 178
  780. 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,839
  781. - The GEG.
  782.  
  783. 179
  784. 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,839
  785. Thought that was just a myth.
  786.  
  787. 180
  788. 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,842
  789. - She was one of our best.
  790.  
  791. 181
  792. 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,713
  793. - I'm sorry.
  794.  
  795. 182
  796. 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,316
  797. - Look.
  798.  
  799. 183
  800. 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,784
  801. Powdered penguin.
  802.  
  803. 184
  804. 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,187
  805. That will reenergize
  806. your elfy twinkle.
  807.  
  808. 185
  809. 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:06,424
  810. A variety of glitter
  811. puffs for escaping danger.
  812.  
  813. 186
  814. 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,460
  815. - Is this silver halide tinsel?
  816.  
  817. 187
  818. 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961
  819. - For stretching time.
  820.  
  821. 188
  822. 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:15,133
  823. And candy cane currency
  824. that's accepted worldwide.
  825.  
  826. 189
  827. 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,035
  828. - I'm gonna try it on.
  829.  
  830. 190
  831. 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,145
  832. - Christmas is in your
  833. hands now, Elfette.
  834.  
  835. 191
  836. 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,014
  837. - Well, you're coming with me.
  838.  
  839. 192
  840. 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,516
  841. - I'm committed to this mission.
  842.  
  843. 193
  844. 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,884
  845. I wish I could.
  846.  
  847. 194
  848. 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,486
  849. - Oh, the vacation committee.
  850.  
  851. 195
  852. 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,221
  853. Of course.
  854.  
  855. 196
  856. 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,090
  857. Well, I don't know how
  858. I'm gonna get there.
  859.  
  860. 197
  861. 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,495
  862. Elves don't fly and I've never
  863. driven a car, I don't think.
  864.  
  865. 198
  866. 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,794
  867. - This is gonna be the
  868. easiest gig of the year.
  869.  
  870. 199
  871. 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,069
  872. Elf stew.
  873.  
  874. 200
  875. 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,276
  876. What about an elf omelet?
  877.  
  878. 201
  879. 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,177
  880. Yes, yes.
  881.  
  882. 202
  883. 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,012
  884. Elf omelet.
  885.  
  886. 203
  887. 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,584
  888. There's just so many
  889. ways to cook an elf.
  890.  
  891. 204
  892. 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,087
  893. But I wonder which is
  894. the most delicious.
  895.  
  896. 205
  897. 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,924
  898. Boss is calling.
  899.  
  900. 206
  901. 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,325
  902. Boss is calling.
  903.  
  904. 207
  905. 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,394
  906. - Yeah, boss.
  907.  
  908. 208
  909. 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,562
  910. - What do you got for me?
  911.  
  912. 209
  913. 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,930
  914. - Listen to this.
  915.  
  916. 210
  917. 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,332
  918. Little Miss Sparkle
  919. has a friend.
  920.  
  921. 211
  922. 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,136
  923. Don't worry, I'm onto these
  924. two Christmas ornaments.
  925.  
  926. 212
  927. 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,404
  928. She might very
  929. well be the brains
  930.  
  931. 213
  932. 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,239
  933. of this entire operation.
  934.  
  935. 214
  936. 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,007
  937. - Yeah, that's right, that's
  938. where we traced the call.
  939.  
  940. 215
  941. 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,142
  942. All right, good.
  943.  
  944. 216
  945. 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,344
  946. Listen, I want no
  947. loose ends on this,
  948.  
  949. 217
  950. 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,414
  951. so you're gonna tie this
  952. situation up in nice little bow
  953.  
  954. 218
  955. 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,949
  956. and then you're gonna
  957. collect your reward.
  958.  
  959. 219
  960. 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,750
  961. Capiche?
  962.  
  963. 220
  964. 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,550
  965. - But boss, boss, boss.
  966.  
  967. 221
  968. 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,252
  969. Listen to this.
  970.  
  971. 222
  972. 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,590
  973. I take a little elf and I mix
  974. it with a garnish of nutmeg,
  975.  
  976. 223
  977. 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,392
  978. it brings out all the
  979. flavors in my dish.
  980.  
  981. 224
  982. 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,128
  983. That little elf is
  984. toast, literally.
  985.  
  986. 225
  987. 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,230
  988. - What?
  989.  
  990. 226
  991. 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,164
  992. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  993.  
  994. 227
  995. 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,132
  996. Last year's Croaky Convention,
  997.  
  998. 228
  999. 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,434
  1000. it gave me an
  1001. entire new outlook.
  1002.  
  1003. 229
  1004. 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,602
  1005. It inspired me.
  1006.  
  1007. 230
  1008. 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,170
  1009. - Quit horsing around.
  1010.  
  1011. 231
  1012. 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,073
  1013. Just get a gun and
  1014. shoot the thing!
  1015.  
  1016. 232
  1017. 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,608
  1018. - Barbaric.
  1019.  
  1020. 233
  1021. 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,910
  1022. You can't win Death of the
  1023. Year at the Croaky Awards
  1024.  
  1025. 234
  1026. 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,311
  1027. if you use a gunshot.
  1028.  
  1029. 235
  1030. 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,312
  1031. - Whatever.
  1032.  
  1033. 236
  1034. 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,448
  1035. Would you just do your job?
  1036.  
  1037. 237
  1038. 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,456
  1039. - He doesn't understand us.
  1040.  
  1041. 238
  1042. 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,357
  1043. It's okay.
  1044.  
  1045. 239
  1046. 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,394
  1047. We're gonna get those elves.
  1048.  
  1049. 240
  1050. 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,298
  1051. - Look, friend,
  1052. minivan like that,
  1053.  
  1054. 241
  1055. 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,666
  1056. that's a chick magnet,
  1057. I'm telling you.
  1058.  
  1059. 242
  1060. 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,534
  1061. And for you, I'll
  1062. bring it down to 12,
  1063.  
  1064. 243
  1065. 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,603
  1066. but that's my final offer.
  1067.  
  1068. 244
  1069. 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,907
  1070. - Yo, first of all,
  1071. that ain't no minivan.
  1072.  
  1073. 245
  1074. 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:12,610
  1075. Second of all, if I pick
  1076. up my chick in that wimp?
  1077.  
  1078. 246
  1079. 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445
  1080. Uh uh.
  1081.  
  1082. 247
  1083. 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,481
  1084. - Look, I know
  1085. the ladies like it
  1086.  
  1087. 248
  1088. 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,516
  1089. because I done made it myself back a couple times.
  1090. - Gross.
  1091.  
  1092. 249
  1093. 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,184
  1094. - I'll take it for 15.
  1095.  
  1096. 250
  1097. 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,986
  1098. - Whew, 15, shoot.
  1099.  
  1100. 251
  1101. 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:22,954
  1102. It's yours.
  1103.  
  1104. 252
  1105. 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,924
  1106. Look at that, friend,
  1107. that's how you do business.
  1108.  
  1109. 253
  1110. 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,525
  1111. I got 15 big ones
  1112. and you got nothing.
  1113.  
  1114. 254
  1115. 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,228
  1116. - No, you didn't check the bag.
  1117.  
  1118. 255
  1119. 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,197
  1120. - 15 candy canes?
  1121.  
  1122. 256
  1123. 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,032
  1124. Hey, wait!
  1125.  
  1126. 257
  1127. 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,133
  1128. Hey, hold on a sec!
  1129.  
  1130. 258
  1131. 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,938
  1132. - He got played!
  1133.  
  1134. 259
  1135. 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:43,708
  1136. Okay.
  1137.  
  1138. 260
  1139. 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182
  1140. - This is all human food.
  1141.  
  1142. 261
  1143. 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,725
  1144. - All right, now what
  1145. can I get you, ma'am?
  1146.  
  1147. 262
  1148. 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,793
  1149. Oh, look at you.
  1150.  
  1151. 263
  1152. 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,727
  1153. You're a real.
  1154.  
  1155. 264
  1156. 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,329
  1157. Would you mind if I?
  1158.  
  1159. 265
  1160. 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,232
  1161. My sister loves Christmas,
  1162. she would never.
  1163.  
  1164. 266
  1165. 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,471
  1166. I can't wait to show her that.
  1167.  
  1168. 267
  1169. 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,508
  1170. All right, sorry, now
  1171. what can I get for you?
  1172.  
  1173. 268
  1174. 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,578
  1175. - Do you have anything
  1176. with candy cane soy base?
  1177.  
  1178. 269
  1179. 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,615
  1180. - No, now you're not from
  1181. around here, are you?
  1182.  
  1183. 270
  1184. 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,617
  1185. - Reindeer nuggets.
  1186.  
  1187. 271
  1188. 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,485
  1189. Gumdrop souffle.
  1190.  
  1191. 272
  1192. 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,820
  1193. - Now let me tell
  1194. you what I got.
  1195.  
  1196. 273
  1197. 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,288
  1198. This is on the secret menu.
  1199.  
  1200. 274
  1201. 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,189
  1202. Pumpkin.
  1203.  
  1204. 275
  1205. 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,191
  1206. Peppermint.
  1207.  
  1208. 276
  1209. 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,427
  1210. Pancakes.
  1211.  
  1212. 277
  1213. 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,461
  1214. - I'll take that.
  1215.  
  1216. 278
  1217. 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,496
  1218. - Okay, you're gonna love it.
  1219.  
  1220. 279
  1221. 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,167
  1222. Now would you like the
  1223. preserves on those?
  1224.  
  1225. 280
  1226. 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,201
  1227. - Yes.
  1228.  
  1229. 281
  1230. 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,803
  1231. - Yes, you do, trust me.
  1232.  
  1233. 282
  1234. 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,072
  1235. All right, coming right up.
  1236.  
  1237. 283
  1238. 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,552
  1239. - How does she
  1240. even know I'm here?
  1241.  
  1242. 284
  1243. 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,659
  1244. - I can never remember
  1245. which one's poison
  1246.  
  1247. 285
  1248. 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,160
  1249. and which one's peppermint.
  1250.  
  1251. 286
  1252. 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,229
  1253. They both got Ps!
  1254.  
  1255. 287
  1256. 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,532
  1257. - Hey, you got them
  1258. pancakes ready or what, man?
  1259.  
  1260. 288
  1261. 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,102
  1262. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up.
  1263.  
  1264. 289
  1265. 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,340
  1266. Let's not forget
  1267. the special sauce.
  1268.  
  1269. 290
  1270. 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,890
  1271. - Okay, look what they got here.
  1272.  
  1273. 291
  1274. 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,725
  1275. Enjoy.
  1276.  
  1277. 292
  1278. 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,696
  1279. Think they mixed up a
  1280. special batch just for you.
  1281.  
  1282. 293
  1283. 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,525
  1284. - Got to save Santa.
  1285.  
  1286. 294
  1287. 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,770
  1288. - Oh, stuffed, huh?
  1289.  
  1290. 295
  1291. 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,640
  1292. Can I get you anything else now?
  1293.  
  1294. 296
  1295. 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,208
  1296. Maybe some coffee.
  1297.  
  1298. 297
  1299. 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,609
  1300. Coffee?
  1301.  
  1302. 298
  1303. 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,311
  1304. - The hot stuff that
  1305. keeps you warm at night,
  1306.  
  1307. 299
  1308. 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,812
  1309. that warms your belly?
  1310.  
  1311. 300
  1312. 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,483
  1313. - I have powdered
  1314. penguin for that.
  1315.  
  1316. 301
  1317. 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,817
  1318. - Oh.
  1319.  
  1320. 302
  1321. 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,518
  1322. Oh, okay.
  1323.  
  1324. 303
  1325. 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,660
  1326. Huh.
  1327.  
  1328. 304
  1329. 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,233
  1330. Powdered what?
  1331.  
  1332. 305
  1333. 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,668
  1334. That was
  1335. definitely the peppermint.
  1336.  
  1337. 306
  1338. 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,637
  1339. - Do you even work here?
  1340.  
  1341. 307
  1342. 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,981
  1343. - Well, well, well.
  1344.  
  1345. 308
  1346. 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:21,686
  1347. We finally meet face to
  1348. face with Santa Claus.
  1349.  
  1350. 309
  1351. 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,326
  1352. You know, you're
  1353. a nice enough guy
  1354.  
  1355. 310
  1356. 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,997
  1357. but you're killing my
  1358. business this time of year.
  1359.  
  1360. 311
  1361. 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,999
  1362. Know what this is?
  1363.  
  1364. 312
  1365. 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,770
  1366. This is a Pencil Phone.
  1367.  
  1368. 313
  1369. 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,741
  1370. It goes for $999 a pop.
  1371.  
  1372. 314
  1373. 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,746
  1374. And the kids are buying
  1375. them up like candy.
  1376.  
  1377. 315
  1378. 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,685
  1379. What?
  1380.  
  1381. 316
  1382. 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,553
  1383. - Georgie?
  1384.  
  1385. 317
  1386. 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,388
  1387. That you?
  1388.  
  1389. 318
  1390. 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,393
  1391. You know, you was
  1392. always such a cute kid.
  1393.  
  1394. 319
  1395. 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,695
  1396. So full of imagination and...
  1397.  
  1398. 320
  1399. 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,732
  1400. Hope.
  1401.  
  1402. 321
  1403. 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,405
  1404. - You think you know me?
  1405.  
  1406. 322
  1407. 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,541
  1408. You have no idea the
  1409. things I've done.
  1410.  
  1411. 323
  1412. 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,344
  1413. - Well, I know you're
  1414. not gonna hurt my elves.
  1415.  
  1416. 324
  1417. 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,513
  1418. Okay, your beef is with me.
  1419.  
  1420. 325
  1421. 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,850
  1422. - Well, that depends
  1423. on you, Santa.
  1424.  
  1425. 326
  1426. 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,720
  1427. See, right now you're eating
  1428. up all of our profits,
  1429.  
  1430. 327
  1431. 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,890
  1432. giving these little
  1433. babies away for free.
  1434.  
  1435. 328
  1436. 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,293
  1437. For free!
  1438.  
  1439. 329
  1440. 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,028
  1441. - For free.
  1442. - Shut up, you!
  1443.  
  1444. 330
  1445. 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,763
  1446. - That was rude.
  1447.  
  1448. 331
  1449. 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,698
  1450. - Now here's what
  1451. I need you to do.
  1452.  
  1453. 332
  1454. 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,935
  1455. I know you have a
  1456. gift machine somewhere
  1457.  
  1458. 333
  1459. 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,738
  1460. pumping these little babies out.
  1461.  
  1462. 334
  1463. 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,809
  1464. Do I?
  1465.  
  1466. 335
  1467. 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,547
  1468. - You're gonna tell me
  1469. exactly where that machine is
  1470.  
  1471. 336
  1472. 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:01,319
  1473. or all of your elves are
  1474. gonna get a permanent...
  1475.  
  1476. 337
  1477. 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,820
  1478. Snow day.
  1479.  
  1480. 338
  1481. 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,990
  1482. - We're gonna have to put
  1483. you on the naughty list
  1484.  
  1485. 339
  1486. 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,958
  1487. for this, Little Georgie.
  1488.  
  1489. 340
  1490. 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,962
  1491. - Nobody calls me
  1492. Little Georgie!
  1493.  
  1494. 341
  1495. 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,432
  1496. Shut up!
  1497.  
  1498. 342
  1499. 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,970
  1500. You got two seconds
  1501. to start talking.
  1502.  
  1503. 343
  1504. 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,944
  1505. ¶ I'm wearing green,
  1506. you wearing red ¶
  1507.  
  1508. 344
  1509. 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,814
  1510. ¶ We ride all day on a sled
  1511.  
  1512. 345
  1513. 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,717
  1514. ¶ It's snowing outside,
  1515. I'm loving my ride ¶
  1516.  
  1517. 346
  1518. 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,454
  1519. ¶ We going to New York City
  1520.  
  1521. 347
  1522. 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,127
  1523. - Wow.
  1524.  
  1525. 348
  1526. 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,396
  1527. A gas station.
  1528.  
  1529. 349
  1530. 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,469
  1531. Oh.
  1532.  
  1533. 350
  1534. 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,033
  1535. My car won't go anymore.
  1536.  
  1537. 351
  1538. 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,703
  1539. This isn't working.
  1540.  
  1541. 352
  1542. 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,580
  1543. - Never pumped gas before?
  1544.  
  1545. 353
  1546. 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,049
  1547. What are you, from Jersey?
  1548.  
  1549. 354
  1550. 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:39,750
  1551. - No.
  1552.  
  1553. 355
  1554. 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,154
  1555. - What mall are you from?
  1556.  
  1557. 356
  1558. 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,623
  1559. - The North Pole.
  1560.  
  1561. 357
  1562. 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,058
  1563. - Huh, yeah.
  1564.  
  1565. 358
  1566. 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,895
  1567. Aren't we all?
  1568.  
  1569. 359
  1570. 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,898
  1571. Stick it in the hole.
  1572.  
  1573. 360
  1574. 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,912
  1575. - It's working!
  1576.  
  1577. 361
  1578. 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:08,813
  1579. Yes.
  1580.  
  1581. 362
  1582. 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,816
  1583. - You know, if
  1584. you're really serious
  1585.  
  1586. 363
  1587. 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,918
  1588. about this whole, uh, elf thing,
  1589.  
  1590. 364
  1591. 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,456
  1592. you should talk
  1593. to my boss, Barty.
  1594.  
  1595. 365
  1596. 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,092
  1597. He's over at the old
  1598. warehouse on 60th.
  1599.  
  1600. 366
  1601. 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,794
  1602. Works the night shift.
  1603.  
  1604. 367
  1605. 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,899
  1606. Tell him Blanche sent ya.
  1607.  
  1608. 368
  1609. 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,578
  1610. ¶ When I'm on the field,
  1611. I do what I want ¶
  1612.  
  1613. 369
  1614. 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,746
  1615. ¶ Tis the season to be jolly
  1616.  
  1617. 370
  1618. 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,049
  1619. ¶ Fa la la la la la la la la
  1620.  
  1621. 371
  1622. 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:48,752
  1623. - I'll show Santa I'm more
  1624. than just a wrapping paper elf.
  1625.  
  1626. 372
  1627. 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,755
  1628. Hello.
  1629.  
  1630. 373
  1631. 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,124
  1632. - Hey, how's it going?
  1633.  
  1634. 374
  1635. 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,227
  1636. - So I think I have a lead.
  1637.  
  1638. 375
  1639. 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,562
  1640. That's great.
  1641.  
  1642. 376
  1643. 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,731
  1644. What kind of lead?
  1645.  
  1646. 377
  1647. 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,234
  1648. - There was this girl who
  1649. was dressed like an elf
  1650.  
  1651. 378
  1652. 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,568
  1653. but she was from the mall.
  1654.  
  1655. 379
  1656. 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,936
  1657. - Uh huh.
  1658.  
  1659. 380
  1660. 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,173
  1661. - Told me to go to this
  1662. old warehouse at night
  1663.  
  1664. 381
  1665. 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,274
  1666. to see this guy.
  1667.  
  1668. 382
  1669. 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,610
  1670. - Elfette, really?
  1671.  
  1672. 383
  1673. 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,747
  1674. Please be
  1675. careful out there.
  1676.  
  1677. 384
  1678. 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,782
  1679. Not everyone is made of sugar.
  1680.  
  1681. 385
  1682. 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:21,151
  1683. - Well, what are they made of?
  1684.  
  1685. 386
  1686. 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,587
  1687. - Coal.
  1688.  
  1689. 387
  1690. 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:52,009
  1691. - You're a very
  1692. special elf, Sparkle.
  1693.  
  1694. 388
  1695. 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,778
  1696. You aren't meant to
  1697. be at the North Pole.
  1698.  
  1699. 389
  1700. 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,780
  1701. You'll protect us
  1702. from other lands,
  1703.  
  1704. 390
  1705. 00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,317
  1706. something our family
  1707. has done for centuries.
  1708.  
  1709. 391
  1710. 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,086
  1711. One day I'll be gone
  1712.  
  1713. 392
  1714. 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,221
  1715. and the responsibility
  1716. will fall to you.
  1717.  
  1718. 393
  1719. 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:08,626
  1720. - But why can't I be just
  1721. like you, on the front lines?
  1722.  
  1723. 394
  1724. 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,696
  1725. - Your destiny is to assist
  1726. and protect our kind, my love.
  1727.  
  1728. 395
  1729. 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,431
  1730. - All right.
  1731.  
  1732. 396
  1733. 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:52,236
  1734. Enjoy your present.
  1735.  
  1736. 397
  1737. 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,438
  1738. - I'll see at church.
  1739.  
  1740. 398
  1741. 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,073
  1742. - All right.
  1743.  
  1744. 399
  1745. 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,274
  1746. Hey, say hello to Jimmy for me.
  1747.  
  1748. 400
  1749. 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,175
  1750. - Yeah.
  1751.  
  1752. 401
  1753. 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,314
  1754. - Hey!
  1755.  
  1756. 402
  1757. 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,050
  1758. What are you doing?
  1759.  
  1760. 403
  1761. 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,419
  1762. Look, we are closed, missy.
  1763.  
  1764. 404
  1765. 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,020
  1766. - Hi.
  1767.  
  1768. 405
  1769. 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,789
  1770. I'm so sorry, I don't
  1771. mean to be any trouble.
  1772.  
  1773. 406
  1774. 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,257
  1775. I'm looking for Barty?
  1776.  
  1777. 407
  1778. 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,958
  1779. - Who?
  1780.  
  1781. 408
  1782. 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,860
  1783. Barty, Barty.
  1784.  
  1785. 409
  1786. 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,996
  1787. Oh, you mean Bartholomule.
  1788.  
  1789. 410
  1790. 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,297
  1791. - I think so.
  1792.  
  1793. 411
  1794. 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,800
  1795. - Well, do you have
  1796. an appointment?
  1797.  
  1798. 412
  1799. 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,068
  1800. - No.
  1801.  
  1802. 413
  1803. 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,136
  1804. I was actually sent
  1805. here by Blanche.
  1806.  
  1807. 414
  1808. 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,005
  1809. She's an elf too.
  1810.  
  1811. 415
  1812. 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,142
  1813. It's really important and I
  1814. haven't got a lot of time.
  1815.  
  1816. 416
  1817. 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,497
  1818. Please?
  1819.  
  1820. 417
  1821. 00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,814
  1822. - All right, fine, follow me.
  1823.  
  1824. 418
  1825. 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,016
  1826. - Thank you.
  1827.  
  1828. 419
  1829. 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:39,917
  1830. - Yeah.
  1831.  
  1832. 420
  1833. 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,121
  1834. Last time I'm doing this.
  1835.  
  1836. 421
  1837. 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:47,124
  1838. Need to build that
  1839. northern border wall.
  1840.  
  1841. 422
  1842. 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,334
  1843. Watch your step
  1844. there, twinkle toes.
  1845.  
  1846. 423
  1847. 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,478
  1848. So you're from the
  1849. North Pole, huh?
  1850.  
  1851. 424
  1852. 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,946
  1853. - Canada.
  1854.  
  1855. 425
  1856. 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:09,847
  1857. Eh?
  1858.  
  1859. 426
  1860. 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,750
  1861. - Right.
  1862.  
  1863. 427
  1864. 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927
  1865. - Do you come here often?
  1866.  
  1867. 428
  1868. 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:30,100
  1869. - Well, actually I was
  1870. born right down there.
  1871.  
  1872. 429
  1873. 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,245
  1874. Well.
  1875.  
  1876. 430
  1877. 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,215
  1878. That's as far as I go.
  1879.  
  1880. 431
  1881. 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,520
  1882. Good luck.
  1883.  
  1884. 432
  1885. 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,054
  1886. - Thank you.
  1887.  
  1888. 433
  1889. 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,055
  1890. Merry Christmas.
  1891.  
  1892. 434
  1893. 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,257
  1894. Yeah.
  1895.  
  1896. 435
  1897. 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:59,797
  1898. Now where did I
  1899. put those blasted schematics?
  1900.  
  1901. 436
  1902. 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,903
  1903. Yes.
  1904.  
  1905. 437
  1906. 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,204
  1907. That's right.
  1908.  
  1909. 438
  1910. 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,941
  1911. I must have left them
  1912. in the northeast wing.
  1913.  
  1914. 439
  1915. 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,310
  1916. Who goes there?
  1917.  
  1918. 440
  1919. 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,180
  1920. Good heavens!
  1921.  
  1922. 441
  1923. 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:25,155
  1924. I gave out
  1925. bonuses last week.
  1926.  
  1927. 442
  1928. 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,394
  1929. - Well, sir.
  1930.  
  1931. 443
  1932. 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,295
  1933. - Sir?
  1934.  
  1935. 444
  1936. 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,034
  1937. The name's Bartholomule.
  1938.  
  1939. 445
  1940. 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,302
  1941. Good to meet you, yes.
  1942.  
  1943. 446
  1944. 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,103
  1945. Now I'm rather busy
  1946.  
  1947. 447
  1948. 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,306
  1949. and I must get back to trying
  1950. to find my mutton chops, okay?
  1951.  
  1952. 448
  1953. 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,077
  1954. Thank you.
  1955.  
  1956. 449
  1957. 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,044
  1958. - Well, my name is Elfette.
  1959.  
  1960. 450
  1961. 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,180
  1962. I'm the last elf of my kind.
  1963.  
  1964. 451
  1965. 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,182
  1966. - Your kind?
  1967.  
  1968. 452
  1969. 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,056
  1970. Oh.
  1971.  
  1972. 453
  1973. 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,191
  1974. Oh my knickers.
  1975.  
  1976. 454
  1977. 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,963
  1978. Is that a belt crafted
  1979. by Grand Elf Guild?
  1980.  
  1981. 455
  1982. 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:06,864
  1983. - Yes.
  1984.  
  1985. 456
  1986. 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,367
  1987. I'm on a secret mission.
  1988.  
  1989. 457
  1990. 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,636
  1991. To save Santa.
  1992.  
  1993. 458
  1994. 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:15,005
  1995. - A secret mission
  1996. to save Santa!
  1997.  
  1998. 459
  1999. 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,474
  2000. Well, why didn't you say so?
  2001.  
  2002. 460
  2003. 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,577
  2004. Listen, just wait right here.
  2005.  
  2006. 461
  2007. 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,045
  2008. Don't touch anything
  2009.  
  2010. 462
  2011. 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,513
  2012. and I'll be right back, yes?
  2013.  
  2014. 463
  2015. 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:24,214
  2016. Good.
  2017.  
  2018. 464
  2019. 00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,650
  2020. Elfette, Elfette!
  2021.  
  2022. 465
  2023. 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:00,550
  2024. Elfette.
  2025.  
  2026. 466
  2027. 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,554
  2028. I present to you
  2029. the most exquisite,
  2030.  
  2031. 467
  2032. 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391
  2033. most magical artifact
  2034. of Christmas.
  2035.  
  2036. 468
  2037. 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:20,537
  2038. - I've heard spiders
  2039. are good luck.
  2040.  
  2041. 469
  2042. 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,372
  2043. - Oh, oh, sorry.
  2044.  
  2045. 470
  2046. 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,540
  2047. Wrong holiday.
  2048.  
  2049. 471
  2050. 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,642
  2051. That's the Spookometer.
  2052.  
  2053. 472
  2054. 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,710
  2055. My apologies.
  2056.  
  2057. 473
  2058. 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,946
  2059. I'll take that.
  2060.  
  2061. 474
  2062. 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,447
  2063. I'll be right back.
  2064.  
  2065. 475
  2066. 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,814
  2067. Oh no, sorry about that.
  2068.  
  2069. 476
  2070. 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,150
  2071. Yes, this is an invention,
  2072.  
  2073. 477
  2074. 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:17,187
  2075. well, that helps me find
  2076. my other inventions, yes?
  2077.  
  2078. 478
  2079. 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,390
  2080. - What is this?
  2081.  
  2082. 479
  2083. 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,395
  2084. You found it!
  2085.  
  2086. 480
  2087. 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,099
  2088. All I found were, well,
  2089. these garlic croutons.
  2090.  
  2091. 481
  2092. 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,503
  2093. All right, yes.
  2094.  
  2095. 482
  2096. 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,840
  2097. The Twinkameter.
  2098.  
  2099. 483
  2100. 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:41,511
  2101. It embodies the Christmas
  2102. spirit and the sacred twinkle.
  2103.  
  2104. 484
  2105. 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,481
  2106. Built when Christmas
  2107. was nearly destroyed
  2108.  
  2109. 485
  2110. 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,651
  2111. by the dark elves centuries ago.
  2112.  
  2113. 486
  2114. 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,087
  2115. The GEG was assembled
  2116. and they used the power
  2117.  
  2118. 487
  2119. 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,722
  2120. to protect the
  2121. holiday ever since.
  2122.  
  2123. 488
  2124. 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:57,160
  2125. But it only works when
  2126. your heart is true
  2127.  
  2128. 489
  2129. 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,762
  2130. and your quest is noble.
  2131.  
  2132. 490
  2133. 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:12,442
  2134. - Hmm, looks like the
  2135. little elf has a new toy.
  2136.  
  2137. 491
  2138. 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,515
  2139. - Bartholomule,
  2140. how does it work?
  2141.  
  2142. 492
  2143. 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,485
  2144. - Oh, you'll figure it out.
  2145.  
  2146. 493
  2147. 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,855
  2148. Let the sacred twinkle
  2149. guide you, Elfette.
  2150.  
  2151. 494
  2152. 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,690
  2153. - Cold.
  2154.  
  2155. 495
  2156. 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,459
  2157. - It's getting really
  2158. chilly out here.
  2159.  
  2160. 496
  2161. 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,927
  2162. Yes.
  2163.  
  2164. 497
  2165. 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,362
  2166. - I really can't
  2167. thank you enough.
  2168.  
  2169. 498
  2170. 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,632
  2171. - Oh, my pleasure, Elfette.
  2172.  
  2173. 499
  2174. 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:12,869
  2175. Oh, what are those little
  2176. contraptions there on your back?
  2177.  
  2178. 500
  2179. 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,171
  2180. - Glitter puffs?
  2181.  
  2182. 501
  2183. 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:14,804
  2184. - Glitter puffs?
  2185.  
  2186. 502
  2187. 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,439
  2188. - Yeah.
  2189. - Fun.
  2190.  
  2191. 503
  2192. 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,574
  2193. May I?
  2194.  
  2195. 504
  2196. 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,475
  2197. - Sure.
  2198.  
  2199. 505
  2200. 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,783
  2201. - Oh, good heavens.
  2202.  
  2203. 506
  2204. 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,523
  2205. - Wow!
  2206.  
  2207. 507
  2208. 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,593
  2209. Unbelievable!
  2210.  
  2211. 508
  2212. 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,962
  2213. - I've actually never
  2214. used one of those before.
  2215.  
  2216. 509
  2217. 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,464
  2218. - I would not want to be on
  2219. the receiving end of that mess.
  2220.  
  2221. 510
  2222. 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,365
  2223. - Oh, no!
  2224.  
  2225. 511
  2226. 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,337
  2227. Incredible.
  2228.  
  2229. 512
  2230. 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,307
  2231. Well, better get going, Elfette.
  2232.  
  2233. 513
  2234. 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,275
  2235. Christmas is nigh.
  2236.  
  2237. 514
  2238. 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,577
  2239. - I'm off like Santa's sleigh.
  2240.  
  2241. 515
  2242. 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,778
  2243. - Splendid.
  2244.  
  2245. 516
  2246. 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,645
  2247. - Thank you.
  2248.  
  2249. 517
  2250. 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,817
  2251. - Oh, and Elfette?
  2252.  
  2253. 518
  2254. 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,786
  2255. If you see my brother
  2256. on your travels,
  2257.  
  2258. 519
  2259. 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,755
  2260. let him know our tea time
  2261. is well overdue, yes?
  2262.  
  2263. 520
  2264. 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,957
  2265. - Sure.
  2266.  
  2267. 521
  2268. 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:07,824
  2269. - Excellent.
  2270.  
  2271. 522
  2272. 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:18,735
  2273. Now where did I put
  2274. those pesky mutton chops?
  2275.  
  2276. 523
  2277. 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,839
  2278. That's right, the
  2279. northeast wing!
  2280.  
  2281. 524
  2282. 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,849
  2283. - This all makes sense now.
  2284.  
  2285. 525
  2286. 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,850
  2287. JoyTech with--
  2288.  
  2289. 526
  2290. 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,524
  2291. Go ahead.
  2292.  
  2293. 527
  2294. 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,026
  2295. Does she have it?
  2296.  
  2297. 528
  2298. 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,695
  2299. - Yes, Elfette has
  2300. the Twinkameter.
  2301.  
  2302. 529
  2303. 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,430
  2304. JoyTech is off her trail for now
  2305.  
  2306. 530
  2307. 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,268
  2308. but there's an
  2309. assassin following her.
  2310.  
  2311. 531
  2312. 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,036
  2313. How much time do we have?
  2314.  
  2315. 532
  2316. 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,804
  2317. - My eyes on the
  2318. inside have gone dark.
  2319.  
  2320. 533
  2321. 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,741
  2322. There may be a double
  2323. agent involved.
  2324.  
  2325. 534
  2326. 00:37:58,977 --> 00:37:59,909
  2327. Follow Elfette.
  2328.  
  2329. 535
  2330. 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,412
  2331. Don't let her get too far.
  2332.  
  2333. 536
  2334. 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:04,447
  2335. - Copy that, green leader.
  2336.  
  2337. 537
  2338. 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,752
  2339. I'm about done with
  2340. these reindeer games.
  2341.  
  2342. 538
  2343. 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:13,823
  2344. Okay,
  2345. listen, Santy Claus.
  2346.  
  2347. 539
  2348. 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,526
  2349. We can make this a lot easier.
  2350.  
  2351. 540
  2352. 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,828
  2353. JoyTech is prepared to offer you
  2354.  
  2355. 541
  2356. 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,731
  2357. a very, very nice
  2358. retirement plan.
  2359.  
  2360. 542
  2361. 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:27,470
  2362. - Joy, love, giving.
  2363.  
  2364. 543
  2365. 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,608
  2366. You used to believe,
  2367. don't you remember?
  2368.  
  2369. 544
  2370. 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,743
  2371. - Do you ever listen
  2372. to yourself talk?
  2373.  
  2374. 545
  2375. 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,879
  2376. Do you expect me to
  2377. believe the garbage
  2378.  
  2379. 546
  2380. 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,614
  2381. you're trying to sell me?
  2382.  
  2383. 547
  2384. 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:42,085
  2385. - I can still feel the
  2386. twinkle within you, Georgie.
  2387.  
  2388. 548
  2389. 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,420
  2390. But it's dying.
  2391.  
  2392. 549
  2393. 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:56,933
  2394. - Go ahead.
  2395.  
  2396. 550
  2397. 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,669
  2398. Write down a number.
  2399.  
  2400. 551
  2401. 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,506
  2402. I'm a very reasonable man.
  2403.  
  2404. 552
  2405. 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,775
  2406. And my bosses are very generous.
  2407.  
  2408. 553
  2409. 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,644
  2410. What's it gonna cost us
  2411.  
  2412. 554
  2413. 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:11,514
  2414. to put all this free
  2415. present nonsense behind us?
  2416.  
  2417. 555
  2418. 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,767
  2419. - I knew you'd come around.
  2420.  
  2421. 556
  2422. 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,135
  2423. You see, Roger?
  2424.  
  2425. 557
  2426. 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,637
  2427. Every man has their price.
  2428.  
  2429. 558
  2430. 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:42,112
  2431. - Don't let the light inside
  2432. you burn out forever, Georgie.
  2433.  
  2434. 559
  2435. 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:43,713
  2436. There's still time.
  2437.  
  2438. 560
  2439. 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,851
  2440. - It's the present
  2441. you never got me.
  2442.  
  2443. 561
  2444. 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,622
  2445. Wait, no.
  2446.  
  2447. 562
  2448. 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,990
  2449. No, what the hell?
  2450.  
  2451. 563
  2452. 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,726
  2453. Cut the crap, Santa!
  2454.  
  2455. 564
  2456. 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,397
  2457. Go get Mrs. Claus.
  2458.  
  2459. 565
  2460. 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,868
  2461. Don't give him the money!
  2462.  
  2463. 566
  2464. 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,169
  2465. - Hello?
  2466.  
  2467. 567
  2468. 00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:40,670
  2469. - Elfette.
  2470.  
  2471. 568
  2472. 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,705
  2473. There's been a change of plans.
  2474.  
  2475. 569
  2476. 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,507
  2477. - Sebastian.
  2478.  
  2479. 570
  2480. 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,708
  2481. I thought you were dead.
  2482.  
  2483. 571
  2484. 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,677
  2485. - There's no time to explain.
  2486.  
  2487. 572
  2488. 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,780
  2489. Report back to the
  2490. North Pole immediately.
  2491.  
  2492. 573
  2493. 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,551
  2494. - I'm so happy you're alive
  2495. but I don't understand.
  2496.  
  2497. 574
  2498. 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,186
  2499. - I found a way out of this.
  2500.  
  2501. 575
  2502. 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,487
  2503. - I can't.
  2504.  
  2505. 576
  2506. 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:58,922
  2507. I have to save Christmas.
  2508.  
  2509. 577
  2510. 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,857
  2511. I'm on my way to New York City.
  2512.  
  2513. 578
  2514. 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,827
  2515. - Elfette, we need you.
  2516.  
  2517. 579
  2518. 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,062
  2519. - I've...
  2520.  
  2521. 580
  2522. 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,832
  2523. I've gotta go.
  2524.  
  2525. 581
  2526. 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,548
  2527. ¶ Dashing through the snow
  2528.  
  2529. 582
  2530. 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,217
  2531. ¶ In a one horse open sleigh
  2532.  
  2533. 583
  2534. 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,620
  2535. ¶ O'er the fields we go
  2536.  
  2537. 584
  2538. 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,092
  2539. - This trip would
  2540. be so much more fun
  2541.  
  2542. 585
  2543. 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,127
  2544. with somebody to sing with.
  2545.  
  2546. 586
  2547. 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,936
  2548. - Oh!
  2549.  
  2550. 587
  2551. 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,238
  2552. Hello, old girl.
  2553.  
  2554. 588
  2555. 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,172
  2556. Oh, an elf!
  2557.  
  2558. 589
  2559. 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:51,941
  2560. - Hello, sir.
  2561.  
  2562. 590
  2563. 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,243
  2564. Where are you headed?
  2565.  
  2566. 591
  2567. 00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:54,811
  2568. - Well, I was up in
  2569. Yorkshire yesterday,
  2570.  
  2571. 592
  2572. 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,446
  2573. now that you mention it,
  2574.  
  2575. 593
  2576. 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,080
  2577. but I'm downright confounded
  2578. how I ended up here.
  2579.  
  2580. 594
  2581. 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,983
  2582. - Well, I'm headed to New
  2583. York if you wanted to--
  2584.  
  2585. 595
  2586. 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,251
  2587. - Yes, that'll do quite nicely.
  2588.  
  2589. 596
  2590. 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:02,285
  2591. - Oh, okay.
  2592.  
  2593. 597
  2594. 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,225
  2595. - Excuse me, I believe
  2596. I picked up a bug
  2597.  
  2598. 598
  2599. 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,927
  2600. up in Westminster Abbey.
  2601.  
  2602. 599
  2603. 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,129
  2604. - Oh, well, I might be
  2605. able to help you with that.
  2606.  
  2607. 600
  2608. 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:13,963
  2609. - You don't say?
  2610.  
  2611. 601
  2612. 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:14,797
  2613. - Yeah.
  2614.  
  2615. 602
  2616. 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,633
  2617. So, car rules.
  2618.  
  2619. 603
  2620. 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,701
  2621. Absolutely no tickle juice.
  2622.  
  2623. 604
  2624. 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,671
  2625. And no putting your feet out
  2626. the window after 6:00 p.m.
  2627.  
  2628. 605
  2629. 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,140
  2630. - Oh, I can't
  2631. guarantee anything.
  2632.  
  2633. 606
  2634. 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,910
  2635. But I am fresh out
  2636. of tickle juice.
  2637.  
  2638. 607
  2639. 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,311
  2640. - Well, that's good.
  2641.  
  2642. 608
  2643. 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,178
  2644. Okay, ready?
  2645.  
  2646. 609
  2647. 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,047
  2648. - Indeed.
  2649.  
  2650. 610
  2651. 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,158
  2652. - By the way, I'm Elfette.
  2653.  
  2654. 611
  2655. 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,160
  2656. - Duey.
  2657.  
  2658. 612
  2659. 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,194
  2660. A pleasure.
  2661.  
  2662. 613
  2663. 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,832
  2664. - So you said you were lost?
  2665.  
  2666. 614
  2667. 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:52,902
  2668. - Well, a true
  2669. statesman is never lost.
  2670.  
  2671. 615
  2672. 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,673
  2673. He's precisely where
  2674. he means to be.
  2675.  
  2676. 616
  2677. 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,207
  2678. - That sounds a
  2679. lot like Gandalf.
  2680.  
  2681. 617
  2682. 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:01,044
  2683. - Gandalf, no,
  2684. never heard of him.
  2685.  
  2686. 618
  2687. 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,985
  2688. - Wait a minute, that's
  2689. literally Gandalf's pipe.
  2690.  
  2691. 619
  2692. 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,321
  2693. You've never seen
  2694. "Lord of the Rings"?
  2695.  
  2696. 620
  2697. 00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:12,889
  2698. - "Lord of the Flies," yes,
  2699.  
  2700. 621
  2701. 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,191
  2702. directed by the
  2703. great Peter Brook.
  2704.  
  2705. 622
  2706. 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:18,595
  2707. - Anyway, where did
  2708. you say you were going?
  2709.  
  2710. 623
  2711. 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:19,963
  2712. - Oh, well, I'm
  2713. headed up to Mummy's
  2714.  
  2715. 624
  2716. 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,865
  2717. for the Christmas holiday.
  2718.  
  2719. 625
  2720. 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,601
  2721. - Well, that's nice.
  2722.  
  2723. 626
  2724. 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:31,274
  2725. - Oh!
  2726.  
  2727. 627
  2728. 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,043
  2729. Don't mind me, just putting a
  2730. little bit of tea into my pipe
  2731.  
  2732. 628
  2733. 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,745
  2734. for the flavor.
  2735.  
  2736. 629
  2737. 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:36,779
  2738. - Oh, okay.
  2739.  
  2740. 630
  2741. 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,619
  2742. - Mind if I sip a little bit
  2743.  
  2744. 631
  2745. 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,788
  2746. of a Shirley MacLaine
  2747. here while we drive?
  2748.  
  2749. 632
  2750. 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:48,992
  2751. - Hold on.
  2752.  
  2753. 633
  2754. 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,893
  2755. I have an idea.
  2756.  
  2757. 634
  2758. 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:51,794
  2759. - Oh.
  2760.  
  2761. 635
  2762. 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,031
  2763. - You should try a little
  2764. bit of this in there.
  2765.  
  2766. 636
  2767. 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,232
  2768. That'll make you feel better.
  2769.  
  2770. 637
  2771. 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,100
  2772. - Oh.
  2773.  
  2774. 638
  2775. 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,240
  2776. - Good, huh?
  2777.  
  2778. 639
  2779. 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,110
  2780. - Now what in Huckleberry Finn?
  2781.  
  2782. 640
  2783. 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:09,078
  2784. - Elves have used
  2785. mistletoe for years
  2786.  
  2787. 641
  2788. 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,814
  2789. to maintain balance and healing.
  2790.  
  2791. 642
  2792. 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,652
  2793. But my cousin Winklette
  2794. invented mistlefinger,
  2795.  
  2796. 643
  2797. 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,420
  2798. which is even more
  2799. powerful than mistletoe,
  2800.  
  2801. 644
  2802. 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:19,188
  2803. so you should feel
  2804. better instantly.
  2805.  
  2806. 645
  2807. 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,223
  2808. - Whoa.
  2809.  
  2810. 646
  2811. 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,226
  2812. Hold on.
  2813.  
  2814. 647
  2815. 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,927
  2816. - What?
  2817.  
  2818. 648
  2819. 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,196
  2820. - Elfette, I think I see,
  2821. is that the North Pole?
  2822.  
  2823. 649
  2824. 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,398
  2825. Aurora borealis?
  2826.  
  2827. 650
  2828. 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,265
  2829. No, no, Antonio Banderas.
  2830.  
  2831. 651
  2832. 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,774
  2833. Wait, now there's a
  2834. smudge on my glasses.
  2835.  
  2836. 652
  2837. 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,043
  2838. - Is there some,
  2839. maybe it's expired?
  2840.  
  2841. 653
  2842. 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,679
  2843. "Not to be consumed by humans."
  2844.  
  2845. 654
  2846. 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:45,348
  2847. - Not to be what now?
  2848.  
  2849. 655
  2850. 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,453
  2851. Elfette, you do know
  2852. your minerals, don't you?
  2853.  
  2854. 656
  2855. 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:52,455
  2856. - So are you okay?
  2857.  
  2858. 657
  2859. 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,457
  2860. So you really took
  2861. that like a snowman.
  2862.  
  2863. 658
  2864. 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,125
  2865. How are you feeling?
  2866.  
  2867. 659
  2868. 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,293
  2869. - Never better.
  2870.  
  2871. 660
  2872. 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,328
  2873. Think I know how
  2874. Cindy Lou Who felt.
  2875.  
  2876. 661
  2877. 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,297
  2878. Do you fancy a sip?
  2879.  
  2880. 662
  2881. 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:03,266
  2882. - I'd love one, thank you.
  2883.  
  2884. 663
  2885. 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,302
  2886. That is good, huh?
  2887.  
  2888. 664
  2889. 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:09,138
  2890. - Okay, Papa needs
  2891. another taste here.
  2892.  
  2893. 665
  2894. 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,273
  2895. Easy does it.
  2896.  
  2897. 666
  2898. 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,174
  2899. - Oh.
  2900.  
  2901. 667
  2902. 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,339
  2903. - Mistlefinger?
  2904.  
  2905. 668
  2906. 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:46,209
  2907. "Not to be consumed by humans."
  2908.  
  2909. 669
  2910. 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:49,212
  2911. Whatever.
  2912.  
  2913. 670
  2914. 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,149
  2915. Whew.
  2916.  
  2917. 671
  2918. 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,258
  2919. Elf on a Shelf, I'm
  2920. coming to get ya!
  2921.  
  2922. 672
  2923. 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,195
  2924. Elf on a Shelf, I'm
  2925. coming to get ya!
  2926.  
  2927. 673
  2928. 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,860
  2929. ¶ Georgie, the green
  2930. nosed reindeer ¶
  2931.  
  2932. 674
  2933. 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,796
  2934. ¶ Reindeer
  2935.  
  2936. 675
  2937. 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:43,032
  2938. ¶ Had a big pile of cash
  2939.  
  2940. 676
  2941. 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,901
  2942. ¶ Quite a big pile
  2943.  
  2944. 677
  2945. 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,805
  2946. Oh.
  2947.  
  2948. 678
  2949. 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,574
  2950. Thank you.
  2951.  
  2952. 679
  2953. 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,345
  2954. I've been waiting for this.
  2955.  
  2956. 680
  2957. 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,972
  2958. - I see you're
  2959. enjoying your dinner.
  2960.  
  2961. 681
  2962. 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,441
  2963. So sorry to interrupt.
  2964.  
  2965. 682
  2966. 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:28,144
  2967. - Mrs. Coalbottom.
  2968.  
  2969. 683
  2970. 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,213
  2971. I didn't know that you
  2972. were coming into town.
  2973.  
  2974. 684
  2975. 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:34,617
  2976. Can I offer you a glass
  2977. of wine or something?
  2978.  
  2979. 685
  2980. 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:35,585
  2981. How's everything?
  2982.  
  2983. 686
  2984. 00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:37,119
  2985. - Let me get right to the point.
  2986.  
  2987. 687
  2988. 00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:39,288
  2989. We have a very large investment
  2990.  
  2991. 688
  2992. 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:42,291
  2993. in your little
  2994. organization, Georgie.
  2995.  
  2996. 689
  2997. 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,595
  2998. And I don't take our
  2999. investments lightly.
  3000.  
  3001. 690
  3002. 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,463
  3003. - Oh, well, of
  3004. course, of course.
  3005.  
  3006. 691
  3007. 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,465
  3008. You know, we're gonna handle
  3009. everything the way it should--
  3010.  
  3011. 692
  3012. 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,334
  3013. - I've heard whispers of an elf
  3014.  
  3015. 693
  3016. 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,603
  3017. that's managed to
  3018. escape the North Pole.
  3019.  
  3020. 694
  3021. 00:47:53,605 --> 00:47:55,037
  3022. - Oh, don't worry.
  3023.  
  3024. 695
  3025. 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,306
  3026. She's no threat, all right?
  3027.  
  3028. 696
  3029. 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,041
  3030. Get this.
  3031.  
  3032. 697
  3033. 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,044
  3034. She's a wrapping paper designer.
  3035.  
  3036. 698
  3037. 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,145
  3038. Can you imagine?
  3039.  
  3040. 699
  3041. 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:05,381
  3042. A wrapping paper designer.
  3043.  
  3044. 700
  3045. 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:12,255
  3046. - I don't care if she shovels
  3047. dung from reindeers' stables.
  3048.  
  3049. 701
  3050. 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,260
  3051. If she's alive, she's a threat.
  3052.  
  3053. 702
  3054. 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:25,034
  3055. - Then, uh, she
  3056. won't be for long.
  3057.  
  3058. 703
  3059. 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:29,005
  3060. Good boy, Georgie.
  3061.  
  3062. 704
  3063. 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:32,909
  3064. The sooner Santa and his
  3065. elves are off the board,
  3066.  
  3067. 705
  3068. 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:37,513
  3069. the sooner we can all relish
  3070. in the true joys of Christmas.
  3071.  
  3072. 706
  3073. 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,520
  3074. Which reminds me.
  3075.  
  3076. 707
  3077. 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,390
  3078. I brought you a little toy.
  3079.  
  3080. 708
  3081. 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:52,028
  3082. Something to ensure that we
  3083. all have a very silent night.
  3084.  
  3085. 709
  3086. 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,572
  3087. - Well now, how
  3088. can I pass that up?
  3089.  
  3090. 710
  3091. 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,026
  3092. Yes, keep
  3093. going, little further.
  3094.  
  3095. 711
  3096. 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,695
  3097. All right, this is it.
  3098.  
  3099. 712
  3100. 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:27,063
  3101. Oh.
  3102.  
  3103. 713
  3104. 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,731
  3105. - Yes, old mummy dearest.
  3106.  
  3107. 714
  3108. 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,269
  3109. I can't thank you
  3110. enough, Elfette.
  3111.  
  3112. 715
  3113. 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,037
  3114. - It was lovely
  3115. riding with you, Duey.
  3116.  
  3117. 716
  3118. 00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:36,322
  3119. - Indeed.
  3120.  
  3121. 717
  3122. 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:37,606
  3123. Are you sure you
  3124. wouldn't like to come in?
  3125.  
  3126. 718
  3127. 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,408
  3128. Mother could make
  3129. you a tea or a bed.
  3130.  
  3131. 719
  3132. 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,243
  3133. It is getting late.
  3134.  
  3135. 720
  3136. 00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:42,611
  3137. - I would love to.
  3138.  
  3139. 721
  3140. 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:47,116
  3141. But everybody's counting on me.
  3142.  
  3143. 722
  3144. 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:48,584
  3145. I understand.
  3146.  
  3147. 723
  3148. 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:49,485
  3149. Oh.
  3150. - Oh.
  3151.  
  3152. 724
  3153. 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,021
  3154. I should.
  3155.  
  3156. 725
  3157. 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,656
  3158. - Farewell.
  3159.  
  3160. 726
  3161. 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,557
  3162. - Night.
  3163.  
  3164. 727
  3165. 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,030
  3166. - Gonna get my sign here.
  3167.  
  3168. 728
  3169. 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,164
  3170. New York, eh?
  3171.  
  3172. 729
  3173. 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:07,269
  3174. - Hello?
  3175.  
  3176. 730
  3177. 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,738
  3178. - Oh, Elfette!
  3179.  
  3180. 731
  3181. 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,307
  3182. Thank the Christmas
  3183. spirit you answered.
  3184.  
  3185. 732
  3186. 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,475
  3187. - Santa!
  3188.  
  3189. 733
  3190. 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,743
  3191. Are you okay?
  3192.  
  3193. 734
  3194. 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:15,544
  3195. - Listen to me, Elfette,
  3196. there's no time.
  3197.  
  3198. 735
  3199. 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,148
  3200. Was Sparkle able to lead
  3201. you to the Twinkameter?
  3202.  
  3203. 736
  3204. 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,217
  3205. - Well, she knows
  3206. that I have it now.
  3207.  
  3208. 737
  3209. 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,451
  3210. - Good, good.
  3211.  
  3212. 738
  3213. 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,253
  3214. Now you must place
  3215. it atop the tree
  3216.  
  3217. 739
  3218. 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,122
  3219. where elf magic lives free
  3220.  
  3221. 740
  3222. 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:28,157
  3223. by midnight on Christmas Eve,
  3224.  
  3225. 741
  3226. 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,127
  3227. or all that twinkles
  3228. will cease to be.
  3229.  
  3230. 742
  3231. 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,062
  3232. - By midnight on Christmas Eve.
  3233.  
  3234. 743
  3235. 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,730
  3236. I think I understand.
  3237.  
  3238. 744
  3239. 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:35,664
  3240. I'll do it.
  3241.  
  3242. 745
  3243. 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,768
  3244. But wait, Santa?
  3245.  
  3246. 746
  3247. 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,338
  3248. I left the North
  3249. Pole this Christmas
  3250.  
  3251. 747
  3252. 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,674
  3253. because I didn't
  3254. think I mattered.
  3255.  
  3256. 748
  3257. 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:49,512
  3258. I was second guessing
  3259. even being an elf anymore.
  3260.  
  3261. 749
  3262. 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,447
  3263. - Oh, Elfette.
  3264.  
  3265. 750
  3266. 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:54,650
  3267. Whether big or small
  3268. or elfy or not at all,
  3269.  
  3270. 751
  3271. 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,152
  3272. there's a twinkle inside you
  3273.  
  3274. 752
  3275. 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:59,321
  3276. upon which you can always call.
  3277.  
  3278. 753
  3279. 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,791
  3280. - The sacred twinkle?
  3281.  
  3282. 754
  3283. 00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,426
  3284. - It's in all of us.
  3285.  
  3286. 755
  3287. 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,161
  3288. I believe in you, Elfette.
  3289.  
  3290. 756
  3291. 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:05,795
  3292. Elfette!
  3293.  
  3294. 757
  3295. 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,763
  3296. - Santa?
  3297.  
  3298. 758
  3299. 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,165
  3300. Hello?
  3301.  
  3302. 759
  3303. 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,499
  3304. - I know who you are, elf,
  3305.  
  3306. 760
  3307. 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,201
  3308. and your gig is up.
  3309.  
  3310. 761
  3311. 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:16,639
  3312. Your undercover operation
  3313. to save Christmas is kaput.
  3314.  
  3315. 762
  3316. 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,607
  3317. - Undercover?
  3318.  
  3319. 763
  3320. 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,776
  3321. - I don't care how much
  3322. twinkle you have left
  3323.  
  3324. 764
  3325. 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:23,546
  3326. up in your stockings.
  3327.  
  3328. 765
  3329. 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:28,417
  3330. Your plans to save
  3331. Christmas are over.
  3332.  
  3333. 766
  3334. 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,197
  3335. - Don't worry, Santa.
  3336.  
  3337. 767
  3338. 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,765
  3339. I won't let you down.
  3340.  
  3341. 768
  3342. 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,711
  3343. Hi.
  3344.  
  3345. 769
  3346. 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:56,579
  3347. - Oh.
  3348.  
  3349. 770
  3350. 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,514
  3351. My.
  3352.  
  3353. 771
  3354. 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,283
  3355. Oh, Duey?
  3356.  
  3357. 772
  3358. 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:05,554
  3359. I believe your little
  3360. elf friend is here.
  3361.  
  3362. 773
  3363. 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:10,826
  3364. - Elfette!
  3365.  
  3366. 774
  3367. 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,695
  3368. Oh.
  3369.  
  3370. 775
  3371. 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:15,264
  3372. - I think I might take you
  3373. up on that room if it--
  3374.  
  3375. 776
  3376. 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,633
  3377. - Splendid, yes, I'll have
  3378. Mother prepare it immediately.
  3379.  
  3380. 777
  3381. 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,534
  3382. Mother!
  3383.  
  3384. 778
  3385. 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:22,605
  3386. - I'm right here, dear.
  3387.  
  3388. 779
  3389. 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:23,739
  3390. - Oh.
  3391.  
  3392. 780
  3393. 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,474
  3394. How'd you get there?
  3395.  
  3396. 781
  3397. 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,877
  3398. Well, come on in.
  3399.  
  3400. 782
  3401. 00:52:27,879 --> 00:52:29,478
  3402. - Come, darling.
  3403.  
  3404. 783
  3405. 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,189
  3406. - Good news, Elfette.
  3407.  
  3408. 784
  3409. 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:43,159
  3410. Your room is nearly ready!
  3411.  
  3412. 785
  3413. 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:47,897
  3414. And you have the comfiest,
  3415. fluffiest pillows in the house.
  3416.  
  3417. 786
  3418. 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,899
  3419. Elfette, is
  3420. everything all right?
  3421.  
  3422. 787
  3423. 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:51,300
  3424. - Yes.
  3425.  
  3426. 788
  3427. 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:51,934
  3428. Of course, thank you.
  3429.  
  3430. 789
  3431. 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,169
  3432. - Splendid.
  3433.  
  3434. 790
  3435. 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:54,770
  3436. Well, I'll be off then.
  3437.  
  3438. 791
  3439. 00:52:59,243 --> 00:52:59,909
  3440. - Duey?
  3441.  
  3442. 792
  3443. 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,445
  3444. Can I ask you something?
  3445.  
  3446. 793
  3447. 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,947
  3448. - Sure, yes.
  3449.  
  3450. 794
  3451. 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,916
  3452. Just don't ask me to recite
  3453. the 12 days of Christmas.
  3454.  
  3455. 795
  3456. 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,785
  3457. I can never remember
  3458. what happens
  3459.  
  3460. 796
  3461. 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,320
  3462. after the turtle doves
  3463. and the geese are laying
  3464.  
  3465. 797
  3466. 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:14,757
  3467. and then who's paying, you know?
  3468.  
  3469. 798
  3470. 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:18,294
  3471. - So I just got off
  3472. the phone with Santa.
  3473.  
  3474. 799
  3475. 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,930
  3476. - Wait, the Santa?
  3477.  
  3478. 800
  3479. 00:53:20,932 --> 00:53:21,797
  3480. You know him?
  3481.  
  3482. 801
  3483. 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,666
  3484. - He's my boss.
  3485.  
  3486. 802
  3487. 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,267
  3488. Santa got kidnapped by the mafia
  3489.  
  3490. 803
  3491. 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,836
  3492. and I have to save him.
  3493.  
  3494. 804
  3495. 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:31,273
  3496. I'm supposed to place the
  3497. Twinkameter atop a tree
  3498.  
  3499. 805
  3500. 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:34,376
  3501. where he says all
  3502. elf magic lives free.
  3503.  
  3504. 806
  3505. 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,983
  3506. - The Twinkameter.
  3507.  
  3508. 807
  3509. 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:46,322
  3510. This does look awfully
  3511. familiar, Elfette.
  3512.  
  3513. 808
  3514. 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:47,223
  3515. Yes.
  3516.  
  3517. 809
  3518. 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,828
  3519. Perhaps he's talking about
  3520. the Pebblefellow Tree.
  3521.  
  3522. 810
  3523. 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,496
  3524. - You've been there before?
  3525.  
  3526. 811
  3527. 00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,232
  3528. - Yes, I used to bird
  3529. watch down on 57th Street
  3530.  
  3531. 812
  3532. 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,499
  3533. and I would get corn dogs--
  3534.  
  3535. 813
  3536. 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,935
  3537. - Stop it, Duey, with
  3538. the exaggerations.
  3539.  
  3540. 814
  3541. 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,804
  3542. Help a little elf out.
  3543.  
  3544. 815
  3545. 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,772
  3546. - Yes, yes, Mother.
  3547.  
  3548. 816
  3549. 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,341
  3550. - Your room is ready.
  3551.  
  3552. 817
  3553. 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:05,975
  3554. - Thank you.
  3555.  
  3556. 818
  3557. 00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:07,509
  3558. - Dear Elfette.
  3559.  
  3560. 819
  3561. 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,482
  3562. - Now you can't miss it.
  3563.  
  3564. 820
  3565. 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,851
  3566. It's right near Central
  3567. Park and the Big Apple.
  3568.  
  3569. 821
  3570. 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:20,522
  3571. Well, I do
  3572. prefer sugar plums
  3573.  
  3574. 822
  3575. 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:22,558
  3576. but I can start at the apple.
  3577.  
  3578. 823
  3579. 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,525
  3580. - Elfette.
  3581.  
  3582. 824
  3583. 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,994
  3584. Go straight into Manhattan.
  3585.  
  3586. 825
  3587. 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,862
  3588. Take the PATH train, don't
  3589. talk to any strangers.
  3590.  
  3591. 826
  3592. 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,364
  3593. Look for Jimmy, he's
  3594. got the hot dog stand.
  3595.  
  3596. 827
  3597. 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,866
  3598. Say "I need the big dog, Jimmy."
  3599.  
  3600. 828
  3601. 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:31,767
  3602. It's not on the menu.
  3603.  
  3604. 829
  3605. 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:32,868
  3606. Got it?
  3607.  
  3608. 830
  3609. 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:33,769
  3610. Okay.
  3611.  
  3612. 831
  3613. 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:39,541
  3614. Well, good
  3615. night, my new friend.
  3616.  
  3617. 832
  3618. 00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,743
  3619. - Good night.
  3620.  
  3621. 833
  3622. 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:43,846
  3623. - Duey.
  3624.  
  3625. 834
  3626. 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,914
  3627. Don't forget your retainer.
  3628.  
  3629. 835
  3630. 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,617
  3631. Put it in.
  3632.  
  3633. 836
  3634. 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,635
  3635. That's a good boy.
  3636.  
  3637. 837
  3638. 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,358
  3639. - Duey.
  3640.  
  3641. 838
  3642. 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,125
  3643. How do you know Bartholomule?
  3644.  
  3645. 839
  3646. 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,127
  3647. - Bartholomule?
  3648.  
  3649. 840
  3650. 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,028
  3651. Oh, yes, yes.
  3652.  
  3653. 841
  3654. 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,065
  3655. I do believe he was
  3656. my mother's first son.
  3657.  
  3658. 842
  3659. 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,100
  3660. Uh huh.
  3661.  
  3662. 843
  3663. 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:12,568
  3664. - Your brother?
  3665.  
  3666. 844
  3667. 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,002
  3668. - Yeah.
  3669.  
  3670. 845
  3671. 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,671
  3672. A fine pair of mutton
  3673. chops on that fellow too.
  3674.  
  3675. 846
  3676. 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,973
  3677. - I'm supposed to remind you.
  3678.  
  3679. 847
  3680. 00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,008
  3681. Tea time!
  3682.  
  3683. 848
  3684. 00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,678
  3685. Yes.
  3686.  
  3687. 849
  3688. 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,197
  3689. My brother, that
  3690. makes a lot of sense.
  3691.  
  3692. 850
  3693. 00:56:25,198 --> 00:56:27,715
  3694. That's why the Twinkameter
  3695. looked so familiar.
  3696.  
  3697. 851
  3698. 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:32,054
  3699. He was a lot of help.
  3700.  
  3701. 852
  3702. 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,655
  3703. Both you guys.
  3704.  
  3705. 853
  3706. 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:37,393
  3707. You're like... family.
  3708.  
  3709. 854
  3710. 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:39,795
  3711. - Oh, Elfette.
  3712.  
  3713. 855
  3714. 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,899
  3715. This may be the
  3716. best Christmas ever.
  3717.  
  3718. 856
  3719. 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,738
  3720. - Good night!
  3721.  
  3722. 857
  3723. 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:27,910
  3724. Duey?
  3725.  
  3726. 858
  3727. 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:34,716
  3728. Dearest Elfette.
  3729.  
  3730. 859
  3731. 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,218
  3732. Twas a pleasure to meet you.
  3733.  
  3734. 860
  3735. 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,920
  3736. I've never met an elf
  3737.  
  3738. 861
  3739. 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,923
  3740. but, well, you're
  3741. pretty good drivers.
  3742.  
  3743. 862
  3744. 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,058
  3745. I wish I had something to
  3746. repay you for the ride.
  3747.  
  3748. 863
  3749. 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,694
  3750. So I've left you this
  3751. little trinket of mine.
  3752.  
  3753. 864
  3754. 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,896
  3755. It served me well
  3756. through all of my travels
  3757.  
  3758. 865
  3759. 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,232
  3760. and, well, maybe it could
  3761. help you on your mission.
  3762.  
  3763. 866
  3764. 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,867
  3765. Bring Santa home safely.
  3766.  
  3767. 867
  3768. 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,969
  3769. Your friend, Duey.
  3770.  
  3771. 868
  3772. 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,706
  3773. PS, I'm not sure what was
  3774. in that mistlefinger tea
  3775.  
  3776. 869
  3777. 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,575
  3778. but I think I liked it.
  3779.  
  3780. 870
  3781. 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,929
  3782. - My first holiday mixer.
  3783.  
  3784. 871
  3785. 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:27,996
  3786. In New York!
  3787.  
  3788. 872
  3789. 00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:40,142
  3790. Cookies!
  3791.  
  3792. 873
  3793. 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,980
  3794. Oh, I like this place already.
  3795.  
  3796. 874
  3797. 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,219
  3798. I wonder where
  3799. everybody else is.
  3800.  
  3801. 875
  3802. 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:03,231
  3803. - Boss, the elf lady's here!
  3804.  
  3805. 876
  3806. 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:05,801
  3807. - Your boss is here?
  3808.  
  3809. 877
  3810. 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:06,635
  3811. - Uh huh.
  3812.  
  3813. 878
  3814. 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:07,869
  3815. - That's nice.
  3816.  
  3817. 879
  3818. 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,339
  3819. More cookies!
  3820.  
  3821. 880
  3822. 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,608
  3823. - Hello.
  3824.  
  3825. 881
  3826. 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,843
  3827. Welcome.
  3828.  
  3829. 882
  3830. 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:17,312
  3831. I'm glad my
  3832. invitation found you.
  3833.  
  3834. 883
  3835. 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,914
  3836. - Me too.
  3837.  
  3838. 884
  3839. 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,950
  3840. When do your other
  3841. VIP guests arrive?
  3842.  
  3843. 885
  3844. 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,152
  3845. - Well, I was hoping for
  3846. more of an intimate meeting.
  3847.  
  3848. 886
  3849. 01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,089
  3850. You know, get right
  3851. down to business.
  3852.  
  3853. 887
  3854. 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:29,791
  3855. - Wait.
  3856.  
  3857. 888
  3858. 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,260
  3859. I know who you are.
  3860.  
  3861. 889
  3862. 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:34,863
  3863. You kidnapped Santa.
  3864.  
  3865. 890
  3866. 01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,733
  3867. - No, wait, now this is a truce.
  3868.  
  3869. 891
  3870. 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,735
  3871. Not here to hurt you.
  3872.  
  3873. 892
  3874. 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:42,938
  3875. But I am here to offer
  3876. you an opportunity.
  3877.  
  3878. 893
  3879. 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,908
  3880. Now you've been a wrapping
  3881. paper elf for what?
  3882.  
  3883. 894
  3884. 01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:47,809
  3885. 12 years?
  3886.  
  3887. 895
  3888. 01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:50,746
  3889. - Yes.
  3890.  
  3891. 896
  3892. 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,914
  3893. - You're not advancing, are you?
  3894.  
  3895. 897
  3896. 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,249
  3897. You're not getting the respect
  3898.  
  3899. 898
  3900. 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,952
  3901. or recognition that you deserve.
  3902.  
  3903. 899
  3904. 01:00:58,088 --> 01:01:01,757
  3905. Our company needs
  3906. someone like you.
  3907.  
  3908. 900
  3909. 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:03,291
  3910. With your skill set.
  3911.  
  3912. 901
  3913. 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,229
  3914. - I'm not interested.
  3915.  
  3916. 902
  3917. 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,430
  3918. - That's fine,
  3919. we're just talking.
  3920.  
  3921. 903
  3922. 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,398
  3923. Have a seat.
  3924.  
  3925. 904
  3926. 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,867
  3927. Please, I insist.
  3928.  
  3929. 905
  3930. 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,936
  3931. Come on, it's fine.
  3932.  
  3933. 906
  3934. 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:15,837
  3935. - Okay.
  3936.  
  3937. 907
  3938. 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:20,776
  3939. - Now imagine this.
  3940.  
  3941. 908
  3942. 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:25,347
  3943. Head designer for the world's
  3944. biggest toy corporation.
  3945.  
  3946. 909
  3947. 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,986
  3948. With you as the face
  3949. of all toy design.
  3950.  
  3951. 910
  3952. 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,320
  3953. Worldwide.
  3954.  
  3955. 911
  3956. 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,392
  3957. You'd get that respect and the
  3958. recognition that you deserve.
  3959.  
  3960. 912
  3961. 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,929
  3962. Think about it.
  3963.  
  3964. 913
  3965. 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,932
  3966. Does Santa even appreciate you?
  3967.  
  3968. 914
  3969. 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,167
  3970. Huh?
  3971.  
  3972. 915
  3973. 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,302
  3974. Come work with us.
  3975.  
  3976. 916
  3977. 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,171
  3978. Be happy for a change.
  3979.  
  3980. 917
  3981. 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711
  3982. - Chief designer
  3983. of the whole world?
  3984.  
  3985. 918
  3986. 01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:58,046
  3987. - Yeah, sure.
  3988.  
  3989. 919
  3990. 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,449
  3991. If that's the title
  3992. you want, yeah.
  3993.  
  3994. 920
  3995. 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,851
  3996. But there's something
  3997. you should know,
  3998.  
  3999. 921
  4000. 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:05,854
  4001. I really didn't want to
  4002. be the one to tell you.
  4003.  
  4004. 922
  4005. 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,323
  4006. It's about your
  4007. friend, Stardust.
  4008.  
  4009. 923
  4010. 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,991
  4011. - Sparkle.
  4012.  
  4013. 924
  4014. 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:13,161
  4015. - Yes, Sprinkles,
  4016. that's what I said.
  4017.  
  4018. 925
  4019. 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,031
  4020. She's not who you think she is.
  4021.  
  4022. 926
  4023. 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,833
  4024. - What do you mean?
  4025.  
  4026. 927
  4027. 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:19,034
  4028. - Isn't it a little weird
  4029.  
  4030. 928
  4031. 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,470
  4032. that she's the only
  4033. elf in Florida?
  4034.  
  4035. 929
  4036. 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,176
  4037. I wish I knew secret agents.
  4038.  
  4039. 930
  4040. 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,181
  4041. - You're lying!
  4042.  
  4043. 931
  4044. 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:34,850
  4045. - I wish I was.
  4046.  
  4047. 932
  4048. 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,184
  4049. - You're lying.
  4050.  
  4051. 933
  4052. 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:43,525
  4053. - You can take the job
  4054. and do something great.
  4055.  
  4056. 934
  4057. 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,861
  4058. Or you can leave...
  4059.  
  4060. 935
  4061. 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,965
  4062. And you lose everything.
  4063.  
  4064. 936
  4065. 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,381
  4066. Negotiations don't go
  4067. as planned, ice her.
  4068.  
  4069. 937
  4070. 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:11,019
  4071. - But I told you about
  4072. my fine elf recipe.
  4073.  
  4074. 938
  4075. 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,888
  4076. So delicious, so nutritious.
  4077.  
  4078. 939
  4079. 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,489
  4080. - Just do it!
  4081.  
  4082. 940
  4083. 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,124
  4084. - So scrumptious.
  4085.  
  4086. 941
  4087. 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,366
  4088. - I'm surrounded by morons.
  4089.  
  4090. 942
  4091. 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,270
  4092. Hey.
  4093.  
  4094. 943
  4095. 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,240
  4096. That's a good cookie.
  4097.  
  4098. 944
  4099. 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,918
  4100. - Sparkle wouldn't lie to me.
  4101.  
  4102. 945
  4103. 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,286
  4104. It's not possible.
  4105.  
  4106. 946
  4107. 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,291
  4108. Come on.
  4109.  
  4110. 947
  4111. 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,595
  4112. Sebastian!
  4113.  
  4114. 948
  4115. 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,564
  4116. Are you here to
  4117. save Christmas too?
  4118.  
  4119. 949
  4120. 01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,466
  4121. - Elfette, Christmas is in
  4122. the hands of the mafia now.
  4123.  
  4124. 950
  4125. 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,268
  4126. The North Pole has
  4127. been destroyed.
  4128.  
  4129. 951
  4130. 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103
  4131. I barely escaped.
  4132.  
  4133. 952
  4134. 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,839
  4135. - But you're chief of security.
  4136.  
  4137. 953
  4138. 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,407
  4139. You're the most
  4140. qualified elf to help me.
  4141.  
  4142. 954
  4143. 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,975
  4144. We can save Christmas together.
  4145.  
  4146. 955
  4147. 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,311
  4148. - You don't know what I've seen.
  4149.  
  4150. 956
  4151. 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:12,113
  4152. I gotta get out of here
  4153. before someone sees us.
  4154.  
  4155. 957
  4156. 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,117
  4157. Good luck.
  4158.  
  4159. 958
  4160. 01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:16,251
  4161. You're braver than me, Elfette.
  4162.  
  4163. 959
  4164. 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,083
  4165. - Wow.
  4166.  
  4167. 960
  4168. 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,351
  4169. It's huge!
  4170.  
  4171. 961
  4172. 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,552
  4173. This must be it.
  4174.  
  4175. 962
  4176. 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,395
  4177. Come on!
  4178.  
  4179. 963
  4180. 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,164
  4181. Hello?
  4182.  
  4183. 964
  4184. 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,666
  4185. Stupid thing.
  4186.  
  4187. 965
  4188. 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,567
  4189. Activate.
  4190.  
  4191. 966
  4192. 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,370
  4193. Go, go, Twinkameter.
  4194.  
  4195. 967
  4196. 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,406
  4197. Magic.
  4198.  
  4199. 968
  4200. 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,109
  4201. Nothing.
  4202.  
  4203. 969
  4204. 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,511
  4205. Man!
  4206.  
  4207. 970
  4208. 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,487
  4209. Why isn't it working?
  4210.  
  4211. 971
  4212. 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,323
  4213. - Hey, you can't be here.
  4214.  
  4215. 972
  4216. 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:31,359
  4217. Can't you read the sign?
  4218.  
  4219. 973
  4220. 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,060
  4221. So go.
  4222.  
  4223. 974
  4224. 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,381
  4225. - That was a pretty good
  4226. offer Georgie made you.
  4227.  
  4228. 975
  4229. 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:28,750
  4230. Better than what's
  4231. gonna happen now.
  4232.  
  4233. 976
  4234. 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,118
  4235. Little elf.
  4236.  
  4237. 977
  4238. 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,754
  4239. - Are you making more mojitos?
  4240.  
  4241. 978
  4242. 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:35,256
  4243. - Let me properly
  4244. introduce myself.
  4245.  
  4246. 979
  4247. 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:38,093
  4248. My name is Ernest
  4249. Killingsworth III,
  4250.  
  4251. 980
  4252. 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:40,195
  4253. award-winning bad guy.
  4254.  
  4255. 981
  4256. 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:43,264
  4257. And three time Croaky winner.
  4258.  
  4259. 982
  4260. 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,766
  4261. - Why are you following me?
  4262.  
  4263. 983
  4264. 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,435
  4265. - First of all, I would
  4266. like to thank Sebastian
  4267.  
  4268. 984
  4269. 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,437
  4270. for your assistance.
  4271.  
  4272. 985
  4273. 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,306
  4274. - Sebastian, how could you?
  4275.  
  4276. 986
  4277. 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,108
  4278. You're hired to protect us!
  4279.  
  4280. 987
  4281. 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,776
  4282. - It's over, Elfette!
  4283.  
  4284. 988
  4285. 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:58,146
  4286. The corporations
  4287. control Christmas now.
  4288.  
  4289. 989
  4290. 01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:01,416
  4291. He gave me a good
  4292. job, great pay.
  4293.  
  4294. 990
  4295. 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:03,752
  4296. It's the way things are now.
  4297.  
  4298. 991
  4299. 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,787
  4300. The old elf ways are obsolete.
  4301.  
  4302. 992
  4303. 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,288
  4304. - Now with this blender,
  4305.  
  4306. 993
  4307. 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,625
  4308. my 21st Croaky
  4309. nomination is imminent.
  4310.  
  4311. 994
  4312. 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,395
  4313. - So you're like the
  4314. Meryl Streep of killing.
  4315.  
  4316. 995
  4317. 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:17,032
  4318. - If she doesn't
  4319. cooperate, get rid of her.
  4320.  
  4321. 996
  4322. 01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,775
  4323. - Come on!
  4324.  
  4325. 997
  4326. 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:28,443
  4327. Do something!
  4328.  
  4329. 998
  4330. 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,178
  4331. - You think this
  4332. little twinkle stuff
  4333.  
  4334. 999
  4335. 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,814
  4336. is gonna save the elves?
  4337.  
  4338. 1000
  4339. 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,582
  4340. You're
  4341. all gonna die now.
  4342.  
  4343. 1001
  4344. 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,184
  4345. - Die?
  4346.  
  4347. 1002
  4348. 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,786
  4349. - Let's go, little elf.
  4350.  
  4351. 1003
  4352. 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:52,634
  4353. - Hello?
  4354.  
  4355. 1004
  4356. 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:54,702
  4357. Where am I?
  4358.  
  4359. 1005
  4360. 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:06,815
  4361. Santa?
  4362.  
  4363. 1006
  4364. 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:08,249
  4365. Are you here too?
  4366.  
  4367. 1007
  4368. 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:54,395
  4369. I see you
  4370. found my cookbook.
  4371.  
  4372. 1008
  4373. 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,733
  4374. - What are you gonna do to me?
  4375.  
  4376. 1009
  4377. 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,368
  4378. - You mean you,
  4379.  
  4380. 1010
  4381. 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:03,571
  4382. two vine-ripened
  4383. tomatoes, a pack of gum,
  4384.  
  4385. 1011
  4386. 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:07,609
  4387. a liter of orange soda,
  4388. my favorite blender?
  4389.  
  4390. 1012
  4391. 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:12,180
  4392. Oh, wouldn't
  4393. you like to know.
  4394.  
  4395. 1013
  4396. 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,648
  4397. Oh, oh, oh.
  4398.  
  4399. 1014
  4400. 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:18,253
  4401. And I guess you won't
  4402. be needing this anymore.
  4403.  
  4404. 1015
  4405. 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:22,290
  4406. The elf magic in this
  4407. ancient junk is now defunct.
  4408.  
  4409. 1016
  4410. 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,365
  4411. - No!
  4412.  
  4413. 1017
  4414. 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:31,299
  4415. No!
  4416.  
  4417. 1018
  4418. 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,615
  4419. - And now, how
  4420. about we take a look
  4421.  
  4422. 1019
  4423. 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:52,287
  4424. at those little elf feet
  4425. so he can gum them up?
  4426.  
  4427. 1020
  4428. 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:53,188
  4429. - He?
  4430.  
  4431. 1021
  4432. 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:59,594
  4433. First, he's
  4434. gonna gum up your toes
  4435.  
  4436. 1022
  4437. 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,664
  4438. so you can't run away.
  4439.  
  4440. 1023
  4441. 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:08,636
  4442. Then he's gonna add a
  4443. dollop of that orange soda
  4444.  
  4445. 1024
  4446. 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,774
  4447. for fruity stamina.
  4448.  
  4449. 1025
  4450. 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:21,783
  4451. Organic all-purpose flour.
  4452.  
  4453. 1026
  4454. 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:25,853
  4455. Two tomatoes.
  4456.  
  4457. 1027
  4458. 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,792
  4459. Candy cane for
  4460. that fresh breath.
  4461.  
  4462. 1028
  4463. 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:35,830
  4464. One scoop of whey protein
  4465. for extra strength.
  4466.  
  4467. 1029
  4468. 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:41,669
  4469. And oh yes, Mom always
  4470. said never forget
  4471.  
  4472. 1030
  4473. 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,005
  4474. the low carb, fat free butter.
  4475.  
  4476. 1031
  4477. 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,909
  4478. Little cucumber in there,
  4479.  
  4480. 1032
  4481. 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,247
  4482. but I like to add a little
  4483. bit of my taste as well.
  4484.  
  4485. 1033
  4486. 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,381
  4487. I put a little bit of mint.
  4488.  
  4489. 1034
  4490. 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:54,249
  4491. - Yes!
  4492.  
  4493. 1035
  4494. 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:57,018
  4495. - Mistlefinger?
  4496.  
  4497. 1036
  4498. 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,686
  4499. - Yeah.
  4500.  
  4501. 1037
  4502. 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,855
  4503. - And just half a cup
  4504. of cottage cheese.
  4505.  
  4506. 1038
  4507. 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,298
  4508. Is that what I think it is?
  4509.  
  4510. 1039
  4511. 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,334
  4512. The sacred elf ingredient?
  4513.  
  4514. 1040
  4515. 01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,703
  4516. Oh, he's been
  4517. looking for this one.
  4518.  
  4519. 1041
  4520. 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,372
  4521. - Mistlefinger.
  4522.  
  4523. 1042
  4524. 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:19,707
  4525. It's not really
  4526. meant for humans.
  4527.  
  4528. 1043
  4529. 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,510
  4530. And it's actually supposed
  4531. to be a tea to heal.
  4532.  
  4533. 1044
  4534. 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,678
  4535. - Ha!
  4536.  
  4537. 1045
  4538. 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,913
  4539. You think he's falling
  4540. for your tricks?
  4541.  
  4542. 1046
  4543. 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,882
  4544. He knows how sneaky
  4545. you elves can be.
  4546.  
  4547. 1047
  4548. 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:28,783
  4549. - Okay.
  4550.  
  4551. 1048
  4552. 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:32,720
  4553. - Whew!
  4554.  
  4555. 1049
  4556. 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,765
  4557. I see a rainbow.
  4558.  
  4559. 1050
  4560. 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,936
  4561. I see a golden igloo.
  4562.  
  4563. 1051
  4564. 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,457
  4565. - Have some coal.
  4566.  
  4567. 1052
  4568. 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:14,629
  4569. That's all you
  4570. deserve this year.
  4571.  
  4572. 1053
  4573. 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,930
  4574. Okay.
  4575.  
  4576. 1054
  4577. 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:16,831
  4578. Let's go.
  4579.  
  4580. 1055
  4581. 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,941
  4582. - What?
  4583.  
  4584. 1056
  4585. 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,576
  4586. Oh, you think we should
  4587. check on the package.
  4588.  
  4589. 1057
  4590. 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,611
  4591. Excellent idea, Mr. Duckie.
  4592.  
  4593. 1058
  4594. 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,455
  4595. Boss is calling,
  4596. boss is calling.
  4597.  
  4598. 1059
  4599. 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,389
  4600. - Boss.
  4601.  
  4602. 1060
  4603. 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:42,990
  4604. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  4605.  
  4606. 1061
  4607. 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,492
  4608. Package in transit?
  4609.  
  4610. 1062
  4611. 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,960
  4612. - Package?
  4613.  
  4614. 1063
  4615. 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:48,463
  4616. I didn't order any package.
  4617.  
  4618. 1064
  4619. 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:49,764
  4620. - Your elaborate plan.
  4621.  
  4622. 1065
  4623. 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,998
  4624. It worked, right?
  4625.  
  4626. 1066
  4627. 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,370
  4628. - Uh, well, the
  4629. other elf showed up
  4630.  
  4631. 1067
  4632. 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:58,973
  4633. and stuffed coal in my mouth.
  4634.  
  4635. 1068
  4636. 01:12:58,975 --> 01:12:59,874
  4637. - Sparkle.
  4638.  
  4639. 1069
  4640. 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,510
  4641. I thought she was
  4642. still in Florida.
  4643.  
  4644. 1070
  4645. 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,078
  4646. - Boss, I'm so close.
  4647.  
  4648. 1071
  4649. 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,113
  4650. I know I can get her.
  4651.  
  4652. 1072
  4653. 01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:06,948
  4654. The elf macaroons.
  4655.  
  4656. 1073
  4657. 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,116
  4658. - No!
  4659.  
  4660. 1074
  4661. 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:09,751
  4662. No, no, no, no, no.
  4663.  
  4664. 1075
  4665. 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:10,618
  4666. You're fired.
  4667.  
  4668. 1076
  4669. 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,153
  4670. I'll handle this myself.
  4671.  
  4672. 1077
  4673. 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,394
  4674. - What am I gonna tell Mama?
  4675.  
  4676. 1078
  4677. 01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:24,399
  4678. - Sparkle!
  4679.  
  4680. 1079
  4681. 01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:33,007
  4682. - What the?
  4683.  
  4684. 1080
  4685. 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,675
  4686. How did you get here?
  4687.  
  4688. 1081
  4689. 01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:35,877
  4690. - You mean thanks for saving me?
  4691.  
  4692. 1082
  4693. 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,479
  4694. - I mean, you lied to me.
  4695.  
  4696. 1083
  4697. 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,014
  4698. - I had to, Elfette.
  4699.  
  4700. 1084
  4701. 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,983
  4702. - You had to or
  4703. you don't trust me?
  4704.  
  4705. 1085
  4706. 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,017
  4707. - What?
  4708.  
  4709. 1086
  4710. 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,552
  4711. Of course I trust you.
  4712.  
  4713. 1087
  4714. 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:45,853
  4715. I only want you to succeed.
  4716.  
  4717. 1088
  4718. 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:47,522
  4719. - I will succeed.
  4720.  
  4721. 1089
  4722. 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,956
  4723. Because nobody believes in me.
  4724.  
  4725. 1090
  4726. 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,459
  4727. - Elfette, don't be so naive.
  4728.  
  4729. 1091
  4730. 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,060
  4731. This mission is dangerous.
  4732.  
  4733. 1092
  4734. 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:54,562
  4735. People lie.
  4736.  
  4737. 1093
  4738. 01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:56,531
  4739. The world isn't as
  4740. safe as the North Pole.
  4741.  
  4742. 1094
  4743. 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,166
  4744. - I guess you'd know.
  4745.  
  4746. 1095
  4747. 01:13:58,168 --> 01:13:59,467
  4748. Special agent.
  4749.  
  4750. 1096
  4751. 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:04,172
  4752. - Elfette, where's
  4753. the Twinkameter?
  4754.  
  4755. 1097
  4756. 01:14:04,174 --> 01:14:05,940
  4757. - I lost it, okay?
  4758.  
  4759. 1098
  4760. 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,075
  4761. Are you happy?
  4762.  
  4763. 1099
  4764. 01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:11,612
  4765. - Elfette, come back!
  4766.  
  4767. 1100
  4768. 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:13,915
  4769. Elfette!
  4770.  
  4771. 1101
  4772. 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,253
  4773. - May I join you?
  4774.  
  4775. 1102
  4776. 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,922
  4777. - Yeah.
  4778.  
  4779. 1103
  4780. 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:55,957
  4781. Sure, why not?
  4782.  
  4783. 1104
  4784. 01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,599
  4785. - You know, I've
  4786. been around a bit
  4787.  
  4788. 1105
  4789. 01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:06,901
  4790. and I can tell that look.
  4791.  
  4792. 1106
  4793. 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,970
  4794. - Well, I ruined Christmas.
  4795.  
  4796. 1107
  4797. 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,973
  4798. Is it the I ruined
  4799. Christmas look?
  4800.  
  4801. 1108
  4802. 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:16,944
  4803. Should have stayed in Florida.
  4804.  
  4805. 1109
  4806. 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,248
  4807. At least then the
  4808. Twinkameter wouldn't be lost.
  4809.  
  4810. 1110
  4811. 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,566
  4812. Stupid.
  4813.  
  4814. 1111
  4815. 01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,883
  4816. - You know, I had
  4817. a little boy once
  4818.  
  4819. 1112
  4820. 01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:25,520
  4821. and I ruined Christmas for him.
  4822.  
  4823. 1113
  4824. 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:29,023
  4825. Things will never be the same.
  4826.  
  4827. 1114
  4828. 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:32,560
  4829. - You ruined Christmas too, huh?
  4830.  
  4831. 1115
  4832. 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:37,298
  4833. - You know, you don't always
  4834. know why you do things
  4835.  
  4836. 1116
  4837. 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,735
  4838. but if you let your
  4839. spirit guide you,
  4840.  
  4841. 1117
  4842. 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,537
  4843. you'll make it right.
  4844.  
  4845. 1118
  4846. 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:47,909
  4847. - That's what Sparkle told me.
  4848.  
  4849. 1119
  4850. 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,310
  4851. - Sparkle?
  4852.  
  4853. 1120
  4854. 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,279
  4855. - Look where that got me.
  4856.  
  4857. 1121
  4858. 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,151
  4859. - I think I have
  4860. something that might help.
  4861.  
  4862. 1122
  4863. 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,719
  4864. - Really?
  4865. - Mm-hmm.
  4866.  
  4867. 1123
  4868. 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:08,062
  4869. Now my little boy
  4870. really needs that.
  4871.  
  4872. 1124
  4873. 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:11,265
  4874. Let's not forget what
  4875. Christmas is all about.
  4876.  
  4877. 1125
  4878. 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:15,570
  4879. It's not how popular you
  4880. are or how flashy you are.
  4881.  
  4882. 1126
  4883. 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,076
  4884. You can find the Christmas spirit where you least expect it.
  4885.  
  4886. 1127
  4887. 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:29,150
  4888. Goodbye, little elf!
  4889.  
  4890. 1128
  4891. 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:30,051
  4892. - Goodbye.
  4893.  
  4894. 1129
  4895. 01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,220
  4896. Merry Christmas!
  4897.  
  4898. 1130
  4899. 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,357
  4900. - Merry Christmas.
  4901.  
  4902. 1131
  4903. 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,203
  4904. - My peppermint gumdrop,
  4905. what have they done to you?
  4906.  
  4907. 1132
  4908. 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,671
  4909. - It's okay, sweetie.
  4910.  
  4911. 1133
  4912. 01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:52,173
  4913. Elfette knows what to do.
  4914.  
  4915. 1134
  4916. 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,708
  4917. - Oh.
  4918.  
  4919. 1135
  4920. 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,076
  4921. Gumdrop.
  4922.  
  4923. 1136
  4924. 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,744
  4925. - Enough with the
  4926. blah blah blah.
  4927.  
  4928. 1137
  4929. 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,980
  4930. Listen, Santa, this is
  4931. what's gonna happen.
  4932.  
  4933. 1138
  4934. 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:02,083
  4935. You're gonna tell us
  4936. all of your secrets
  4937.  
  4938. 1139
  4939. 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:06,754
  4940. or your precious elves and
  4941. your bride will be eliminated.
  4942.  
  4943. 1140
  4944. 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:09,357
  4945. And for what?
  4946.  
  4947. 1141
  4948. 01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:10,658
  4949. A few free gifts?
  4950.  
  4951. 1142
  4952. 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,059
  4953. Come on, Santa.
  4954.  
  4955. 1143
  4956. 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,929
  4957. Let's be reasonable here, huh?
  4958.  
  4959. 1144
  4960. 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:16,397
  4961. - We'll never help you.
  4962.  
  4963. 1145
  4964. 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,133
  4965. - Well, then your
  4966. elves are gonna die.
  4967.  
  4968. 1146
  4969. 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:24,005
  4970. Midnight Christmas Eve, when
  4971. the freeze is permanent.
  4972.  
  4973. 1147
  4974. 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,274
  4975. - You can't kill
  4976. Christmas, Little Georgie.
  4977.  
  4978. 1148
  4979. 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:32,146
  4980. Oh, Santa, I can.
  4981.  
  4982. 1149
  4983. 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:34,782
  4984. And I will kill Christmas.
  4985.  
  4986. 1150
  4987. 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,283
  4988. - But Christmas is inside you,
  4989.  
  4990. 1151
  4991. 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,185
  4992. like the beating of your heart,
  4993.  
  4994. 1152
  4995. 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:39,754
  4996. like the brain that
  4997. makes you smart.
  4998.  
  4999. 1153
  5000. 01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:40,788
  5001. - Enough!
  5002.  
  5003. 1154
  5004. 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,390
  5005. Enough with the rhymes!
  5006.  
  5007. 1155
  5008. 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:44,759
  5009. Roger.
  5010.  
  5011. 1156
  5012. 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:47,962
  5013. Go put her on ice.
  5014.  
  5015. 1157
  5016. 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,265
  5017. - Come on, nice lady,
  5018. time to get frozen.
  5019.  
  5020. 1158
  5021. 01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:53,367
  5022. - No, take me, not her.
  5023.  
  5024. 1159
  5025. 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,669
  5026. She didn't do anything.
  5027.  
  5028. 1160
  5029. 01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,704
  5030. - Now you wanna talk, huh?
  5031.  
  5032. 1161
  5033. 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,306
  5034. - No!
  5035.  
  5036. 1162
  5037. 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:02,677
  5038. Santa, baby,
  5039. you have to save Christmas!
  5040.  
  5041. 1163
  5042. 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,411
  5043. - Don't do this.
  5044.  
  5045. 1164
  5046. 01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,979
  5047. Don't do this.
  5048.  
  5049. 1165
  5050. 01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,753
  5051. That sounds like
  5052. someone's getting cold feet.
  5053.  
  5054. 1166
  5055. 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:15,923
  5056. Oh, you're gonna love
  5057. this, Santa, look at this.
  5058.  
  5059. 1167
  5060. 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,125
  5061. JoyTech stocks have doubled.
  5062.  
  5063. 1168
  5064. 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,396
  5065. Oh, this is going
  5066.  
  5067. 1169
  5068. 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:26,434
  5069. to be such a very
  5070. merry Christmas.
  5071.  
  5072. 1170
  5073. 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,838
  5074. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Santa.
  5075.  
  5076. 1171
  5077. 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,440
  5078. Would you like an eggnog?
  5079.  
  5080. 1172
  5081. 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,242
  5082. A little eggnog?
  5083.  
  5084. 1173
  5085. 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,410
  5086. No?
  5087.  
  5088. 1174
  5089. 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:37,111
  5090. Okay then.
  5091.  
  5092. 1175
  5093. 01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:14,515
  5094. - Elfette, Elfette.
  5095.  
  5096. 1176
  5097. 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:16,016
  5098. So glad I found you here.
  5099.  
  5100. 1177
  5101. 01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:17,818
  5102. - Duey, what are you doing here?
  5103.  
  5104. 1178
  5105. 01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:19,186
  5106. - I was talking with Mother
  5107.  
  5108. 1179
  5109. 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:21,088
  5110. and realized that
  5111. the Pebblefellow Tree
  5112.  
  5113. 1180
  5114. 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,357
  5115. is a daft representation
  5116. of elf magic.
  5117.  
  5118. 1181
  5119. 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,325
  5120. - I went there.
  5121.  
  5122. 1182
  5123. 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:25,326
  5124. The magic didn't work.
  5125.  
  5126. 1183
  5127. 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:26,527
  5128. - No.
  5129.  
  5130. 1184
  5131. 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:29,396
  5132. The real elf tree is
  5133. in this park here.
  5134.  
  5135. 1185
  5136. 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,365
  5137. - Really?
  5138.  
  5139. 1186
  5140. 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:32,633
  5141. - Yes.
  5142.  
  5143. 1187
  5144. 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:33,900
  5145. But you're looking in
  5146. the wrong direction.
  5147.  
  5148. 1188
  5149. 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:34,835
  5150. It's back that way, old girl.
  5151.  
  5152. 1189
  5153. 01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:35,936
  5154. - Okay.
  5155.  
  5156. 1190
  5157. 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204
  5158. - Now I've gotta get going.
  5159.  
  5160. 1191
  5161. 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,539
  5162. I've got a tea time
  5163. with Bartholomule.
  5164.  
  5165. 1192
  5166. 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,774
  5167. Yes, Bartholomule?
  5168.  
  5169. 1193
  5170. 01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:40,808
  5171. Yes, I'm almost there.
  5172.  
  5173. 1194
  5174. 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,176
  5175. - Tell him I said hi.
  5176.  
  5177. 1195
  5178. 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,779
  5179. - Yes, Elfette
  5180. says, he says hello.
  5181.  
  5182. 1196
  5183. 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:45,546
  5184. Okay.
  5185.  
  5186. 1197
  5187. 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,081
  5188. - Oh, yes, I'll bring the honey.
  5189.  
  5190. 1198
  5191. 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:49,000
  5192. Okay.
  5193.  
  5194. 1199
  5195. 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,918
  5196. Now you get going, you're running out of time, yes.
  5197. - Oh yes.
  5198.  
  5199. 1200
  5200. 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:51,852
  5201. Bye!
  5202.  
  5203. 1201
  5204. 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,437
  5205. ¶ We were two young
  5206. elves that were ¶
  5207.  
  5208. 1202
  5209. 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,442
  5210. ¶ looking for a little sun
  5211.  
  5212. 1203
  5213. 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:20,314
  5214. ¶ When we heard the news
  5215. the North Pole was overrun ¶
  5216.  
  5217. 1204
  5218. 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:27,454
  5219. ¶ And with Santa gone, the
  5220. whole world come undone ¶
  5221.  
  5222. 1205
  5223. 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:35,162
  5224. ¶ So I'm going off to find
  5225. him if I have to go alone ¶
  5226.  
  5227. 1206
  5228. 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:41,302
  5229. ¶ Because he's coming home
  5230.  
  5231. 1207
  5232. 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:46,440
  5233. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5234.  
  5235. 1208
  5236. 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:51,312
  5237. ¶ Santa Claus is coming home
  5238.  
  5239. 1209
  5240. 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:54,014
  5241. ¶ Santa's coming home
  5242.  
  5243. 1210
  5244. 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:58,853
  5245. ¶ Save our Santa from them all
  5246.  
  5247. 1211
  5248. 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,121
  5249. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5250.  
  5251. 1212
  5252. 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:06,193
  5253. ¶ SOS, is he coming home
  5254.  
  5255. 1213
  5256. 01:21:06,929 --> 01:21:08,562
  5257. ¶ Santa's coming home
  5258.  
  5259. 1214
  5260. 01:21:08,564 --> 01:21:12,132
  5261. ¶ Save our Santa from them all
  5262.  
  5263. 1215
  5264. 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:17,204
  5265. ¶ Santa Claus is coming home
  5266.  
  5267. 1216
  5268. 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,941
  5269. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5270.  
  5271. 1217
  5272. 01:21:20,943 --> 01:21:24,879
  5273. ¶ He's coming home
  5274.  
  5275. 1218
  5276. 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,349
  5277. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5278.  
  5279. 1219
  5280. 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,220
  5281. ¶ He's coming home
  5282.  
  5283. 1220
  5284. 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,296
  5285. ¶ He's coming home
  5286.  
  5287. 1221
  5288. 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,302
  5289. - Whether you're big,
  5290. small, elfy or not at all,
  5291.  
  5292. 1222
  5293. 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:50,204
  5294. there's a sacred
  5295. twinkle inside you
  5296.  
  5297. 1223
  5298. 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,339
  5299. upon which you can always call.
  5300.  
  5301. 1224
  5302. 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,542
  5303. Well, if this is the
  5304. tree, makes sense.
  5305.  
  5306. 1225
  5307. 01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:58,545
  5308. It's not flashy, it's simple.
  5309.  
  5310. 1226
  5311. 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,346
  5312. And perfect.
  5313.  
  5314. 1227
  5315. 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:05,386
  5316. Sorry I let you down, Santa.
  5317.  
  5318. 1228
  5319. 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:08,055
  5320. Sorry, Christmas.
  5321.  
  5322. 1229
  5323. 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:10,057
  5324. I should've--
  5325.  
  5326. 1230
  5327. 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:11,258
  5328. Hey.
  5329.  
  5330. 1231
  5331. 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,330
  5332. - I thought you left.
  5333.  
  5334. 1232
  5335. 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:28,442
  5336. Christmas Eve is over.
  5337.  
  5338. 1233
  5339. 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:30,144
  5340. I failed.
  5341.  
  5342. 1234
  5343. 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,948
  5344. Santa's probably, the elves.
  5345.  
  5346. 1235
  5347. 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,015
  5348. I lost the Twinkameter.
  5349.  
  5350. 1236
  5351. 01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,717
  5352. I let everybody down.
  5353.  
  5354. 1237
  5355. 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,519
  5356. Christmas is ruined.
  5357.  
  5358. 1238
  5359. 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:42,089
  5360. - The Twinkameter was just
  5361. to help you find yourself.
  5362.  
  5363. 1239
  5364. 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,525
  5365. The sacred twinkle
  5366. is inside you.
  5367.  
  5368. 1240
  5369. 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:50,030
  5370. And the Grand Elf
  5371. Guild may have thought
  5372.  
  5373. 1241
  5374. 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,598
  5375. of something to help.
  5376.  
  5377. 1242
  5378. 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,569
  5379. - Silver halide tinsel!
  5380.  
  5381. 1243
  5382. 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:02,476
  5383. - You need a ticking
  5384. clock to make it work.
  5385.  
  5386. 1244
  5387. 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,446
  5388. - I have something.
  5389.  
  5390. 1245
  5391. 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,606
  5392. Christmas magic.
  5393.  
  5394. 1246
  5395. 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:36,243
  5396. I realize now you were
  5397. only trying to protect me.
  5398.  
  5399. 1247
  5400. 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,278
  5401. I'm sorry I didn't
  5402. see that before.
  5403.  
  5404. 1248
  5405. 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,147
  5406. What do we do now?
  5407.  
  5408. 1249
  5409. 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,583
  5410. - You've already done it.
  5411.  
  5412. 1250
  5413. 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:43,484
  5414. It's you.
  5415.  
  5416. 1251
  5417. 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,455
  5418. Power born in purest snow.
  5419.  
  5420. 1252
  5421. 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,791
  5422. The
  5423. truest elf will only know.
  5424.  
  5425. 1253
  5426. 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,794
  5427. Hold me close and I shall glow.
  5428.  
  5429. 1254
  5430. 01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,430
  5431. The sacred twinkle
  5432. I will bestow.
  5433.  
  5434. 1255
  5435. 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:57,858
  5436. - We did it!
  5437.  
  5438. 1256
  5439. 01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,594
  5440. What about Santa?
  5441.  
  5442. 1257
  5443. 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:05,299
  5444. - I might have a little
  5445. elf magic left over.
  5446.  
  5447. 1258
  5448. 01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:08,602
  5449. Hold my hand.
  5450.  
  5451. 1259
  5452. 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:22,583
  5453. Did you take
  5454. care of old Misty Claus?
  5455.  
  5456. 1260
  5457. 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,184
  5458. - Indeed, boss.
  5459.  
  5460. 1261
  5461. 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,686
  5462. I annihilated her
  5463.  
  5464. 1262
  5465. 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,689
  5466. with the hypersonic carbonite
  5467. freeze chamber as requested.
  5468.  
  5469. 1263
  5470. 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:30,724
  5471. - Excellent work, Dr. Rogers.
  5472.  
  5473. 1264
  5474. 01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:34,261
  5475. Do you know that you are
  5476. the smartest goon I know?
  5477.  
  5478. 1265
  5479. 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:37,898
  5480. You two giant turkeys were made for each other.
  5481.  
  5482. 1266
  5483. 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,868
  5484. I'm taking back
  5485. Christmas, suckers!
  5486.  
  5487. 1267
  5488. 01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:55,582
  5489. - You take care of
  5490. old Misty Claus?
  5491.  
  5492. 1268
  5493. 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:56,850
  5494. She's frozen, right?
  5495.  
  5496. 1269
  5497. 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,851
  5498. - Uh huh.
  5499.  
  5500. 1270
  5501. 01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,186
  5502. Like a popsicle.
  5503.  
  5504. 1271
  5505. 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:03,157
  5506. - And now it's your turn, Santa.
  5507.  
  5508. 1272
  5509. 01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,193
  5510. In just a few minutes, our toy
  5511. stores will be booming again.
  5512.  
  5513. 1273
  5514. 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:15,602
  5515. Hey, did you not hear me?
  5516.  
  5517. 1274
  5518. 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,504
  5519. We're gonna shoot you.
  5520.  
  5521. 1275
  5522. 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:21,942
  5523. - I can feel a tremor
  5524. in the twinkle.
  5525.  
  5526. 1276
  5527. 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,478
  5528. Elfette is going to
  5529. fulfill her destiny.
  5530.  
  5531. 1277
  5532. 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:28,815
  5533. You're as naive
  5534. as your little elves.
  5535.  
  5536. 1278
  5537. 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,686
  5538. And I don't care how much
  5539. your little elf butt twinkles.
  5540.  
  5541. 1279
  5542. 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,623
  5543. You know what this is?
  5544.  
  5545. 1280
  5546. 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,794
  5547. This is a remote detonator
  5548.  
  5549. 1281
  5550. 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,629
  5551. and up there is a missile,
  5552.  
  5553. 1282
  5554. 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,866
  5555. headed straight for
  5556. your North Pole.
  5557.  
  5558. 1283
  5559. 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:47,668
  5560. Yeah.
  5561.  
  5562. 1284
  5563. 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:52,306
  5564. Weapons activated.
  5565.  
  5566. 1285
  5567. 01:26:52,308 --> 01:26:56,443
  5568. Backup plans
  5569. are a bitch, aren't they?
  5570.  
  5571. 1286
  5572. 01:26:56,445 --> 01:26:59,246
  5573. - It's not too late to
  5574. turn back, little Georgie.
  5575.  
  5576. 1287
  5577. 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,481
  5578. Just remember the love
  5579.  
  5580. 1288
  5581. 01:27:01,483 --> 01:27:04,851
  5582. and you'll be as free
  5583. as a white turtle dove.
  5584.  
  5585. 1289
  5586. 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:11,225
  5587. - I've had it with all of
  5588. your little jolly remarks!
  5589.  
  5590. 1290
  5591. 01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:12,993
  5592. Enough!
  5593.  
  5594. 1291
  5595. 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:17,564
  5596. - Wait.
  5597.  
  5598. 1292
  5599. 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,667
  5600. - How'd you two get in here?
  5601.  
  5602. 1293
  5603. 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:23,237
  5604. - Christmas magic.
  5605.  
  5606. 1294
  5607. 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:24,905
  5608. - Seriously?
  5609.  
  5610. 1295
  5611. 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,343
  5612. All right then.
  5613.  
  5614. 1296
  5615. 01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,378
  5616. Let's turn it into a party.
  5617.  
  5618. 1297
  5619. 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,948
  5620. - Come on, Elfette, tell
  5621. him why you've come.
  5622.  
  5623. 1298
  5624. 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:36,850
  5625. - It doesn't matter
  5626. why she's come.
  5627.  
  5628. 1299
  5629. 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:40,654
  5630. It's over.
  5631.  
  5632. 1300
  5633. 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,556
  5634. Christmas is over.
  5635.  
  5636. 1301
  5637. 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:44,725
  5638. - Oh, time's running out.
  5639.  
  5640. 1302
  5641. 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:49,696
  5642. - Take one more step and
  5643. you're penguin chuck.
  5644.  
  5645. 1303
  5646. 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:52,733
  5647. - This is for you.
  5648.  
  5649. 1304
  5650. 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:54,868
  5651. - I'd rather just shoot ya.
  5652.  
  5653. 1305
  5654. 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:56,003
  5655. - No!
  5656.  
  5657. 1306
  5658. 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:02,743
  5659. - Oh, isn't that sweet?
  5660.  
  5661. 1307
  5662. 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:06,413
  5663. Your little elf girlfriend
  5664. tried to save you.
  5665.  
  5666. 1308
  5667. 01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:09,716
  5668. - I'm not afraid.
  5669.  
  5670. 1309
  5671. 01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:12,052
  5672. Then
  5673. you're next, Elfette.
  5674.  
  5675. 1310
  5676. 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:15,722
  5677. You're like Smurfette
  5678. except only dumber.
  5679.  
  5680. 1311
  5681. 01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:17,891
  5682. - You can either
  5683. shoot me where I stand
  5684.  
  5685. 1312
  5686. 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,893
  5687. or you can open your present.
  5688.  
  5689. 1313
  5690. 01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:21,628
  5691. I wrapped it myself.
  5692.  
  5693. 1314
  5694. 01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,599
  5695. - Georgie.
  5696.  
  5697. 1315
  5698. 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,968
  5699. It's what Christmas
  5700. is all about.
  5701.  
  5702. 1316
  5703. 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,749
  5704. - It better be a
  5705. bar of gold in here.
  5706.  
  5707. 1317
  5708. 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:51,758
  5709. The Sky Express Spaceship?
  5710.  
  5711. 1318
  5712. 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,931
  5713. They don't even
  5714. make these anymore!
  5715.  
  5716. 1319
  5717. 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,937
  5718. I thought you forgot, Santa.
  5719.  
  5720. 1320
  5721. 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:06,673
  5722. Santa, look.
  5723.  
  5724. 1321
  5725. 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:09,643
  5726. I'm not really a bad guy.
  5727.  
  5728. 1322
  5729. 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,511
  5730. I just, um,
  5731.  
  5732. 1323
  5733. 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,849
  5734. I lost my twinkle.
  5735.  
  5736. 1324
  5737. 01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,792
  5738. - This is from your father.
  5739.  
  5740. 1325
  5741. 01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:27,728
  5742. - My dad?
  5743.  
  5744. 1326
  5745. 01:29:29,631 --> 01:29:31,631
  5746. He remembered?
  5747.  
  5748. 1327
  5749. 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,700
  5750. - He always loved you, Georgie.
  5751.  
  5752. 1328
  5753. 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,436
  5754. - He got rid of that toy
  5755. to put food on the table.
  5756.  
  5757. 1329
  5758. 01:29:36,438 --> 01:29:37,971
  5759. That's why he sold it.
  5760.  
  5761. 1330
  5762. 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:40,073
  5763. - I always wanted
  5764. to be an astronaut.
  5765.  
  5766. 1331
  5767. 01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:56,890
  5768. What have I done?
  5769.  
  5770. 1332
  5771. 01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:00,794
  5772. I've ruined Christmas.
  5773.  
  5774. 1333
  5775. 01:30:00,796 --> 01:30:02,763
  5776. - There's still time, Georgie.
  5777.  
  5778. 1334
  5779. 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,798
  5780. You know what you must do.
  5781.  
  5782. 1335
  5783. 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:20,013
  5784. Weapons deactivated.
  5785.  
  5786. 1336
  5787. 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:27,888
  5788. - Oh wait.
  5789.  
  5790. 1337
  5791. 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:32,559
  5792. Is this the part
  5793. where Santa shoots us?
  5794.  
  5795. 1338
  5796. 01:30:33,996 --> 01:30:36,129
  5797. - I'm full of the
  5798. Christmas spirit right now.
  5799.  
  5800. 1339
  5801. 01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:38,565
  5802. I'm gonna act like
  5803. I didn't hear that.
  5804.  
  5805. 1340
  5806. 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,206
  5807. - So, Little Georgie.
  5808.  
  5809. 1341
  5810. 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,707
  5811. - Yes, Santa?
  5812.  
  5813. 1342
  5814. 01:30:47,709 --> 01:30:49,876
  5815. - Tell Santa what else
  5816. you want for Christmas.
  5817.  
  5818. 1343
  5819. 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:50,744
  5820. - Really?
  5821.  
  5822. 1344
  5823. 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:55,515
  5824. I want, I want a pony.
  5825.  
  5826. 1345
  5827. 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,885
  5828. And I want a dolly.
  5829.  
  5830. 1346
  5831. 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:03,056
  5832. And, and I want the
  5833. Rock action figure.
  5834.  
  5835. 1347
  5836. 01:31:03,058 --> 01:31:05,225
  5837. - You know, the one
  5838. with the muscles.
  5839.  
  5840. 1348
  5841. 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:06,526
  5842. - The muscles.
  5843. - The muscles.
  5844.  
  5845. 1349
  5846. 01:31:06,528 --> 01:31:08,061
  5847. Got it.
  5848.  
  5849. 1350
  5850. 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:09,830
  5851. - And how about a hot cup
  5852. of cocoa, Little Georgie?
  5853.  
  5854. 1351
  5855. 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,665
  5856. - Yes please.
  5857.  
  5858. 1352
  5859. 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,534
  5860. - Oh, I want some hot cocoa.
  5861.  
  5862. 1353
  5863. 01:31:14,536 --> 01:31:16,837
  5864. Yeah, and I want a spaceship.
  5865.  
  5866. 1354
  5867. 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:18,638
  5868. And I wanna sit on Santa's lap
  5869.  
  5870. 1355
  5871. 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:24,578
  5872. because he gets everything
  5873. and I never get nothing.
  5874.  
  5875. 1356
  5876. 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:27,047
  5877. - It's...
  5878.  
  5879. 1357
  5880. 01:31:28,016 --> 01:31:30,016
  5881. It's okay, my boy.
  5882.  
  5883. 1358
  5884. 01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,252
  5885. Don't cry, it's okay.
  5886.  
  5887. 1359
  5888. 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:33,987
  5889. Oh, oh, now, boys?
  5890.  
  5891. 1360
  5892. 01:31:35,057 --> 01:31:36,490
  5893. - Yes, Santa?
  5894.  
  5895. 1361
  5896. 01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:40,160
  5897. - There's still time for
  5898. Santa to save Christmas.
  5899.  
  5900. 1362
  5901. 01:31:50,806 --> 01:31:54,541
  5902. It's time for Santa
  5903. to get back to work.
  5904.  
  5905. 1363
  5906. 01:31:56,945 --> 01:32:01,681
  5907. ¶ Oh baby, baby, I
  5908. remember our first love ¶
  5909.  
  5910. 1364
  5911. 01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:08,154
  5912. ¶ You walked in to find a name
  5913. and face you didn't know ¶
  5914.  
  5915. 1365
  5916. 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:15,996
  5917. ¶ Oh baby, baby, could
  5918. you imagine my surprise ¶
  5919.  
  5920. 1366
  5921. 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,666
  5922. ¶ When you looked my way
  5923.  
  5924. 1367
  5925. 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:24,538
  5926. ¶ With your sugar lips
  5927. and honey brown eyes ¶
  5928.  
  5929. 1368
  5930. 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:28,642
  5931. ¶ Cause it feels
  5932. all right, darling ¶
  5933.  
  5934. 1369
  5935. 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:32,012
  5936. ¶ It feels simply
  5937.  
  5938. 1370
  5939. 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,781
  5940. ¶ And it feels
  5941. there's a whole lot ¶
  5942.  
  5943. 1371
  5944. 01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:37,651
  5945. ¶ of love going round here
  5946.  
  5947. 1372
  5948. 01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,121
  5949. - This is a Grand
  5950. Elf diamond cane.
  5951.  
  5952. 1373
  5953. 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:44,257
  5954. I'll give you a million
  5955. dollars each for these.
  5956.  
  5957. 1374
  5958. 01:32:44,259 --> 01:32:46,927
  5959. Christmas just came.
  5960.  
  5961. 1375
  5962. 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,296
  5963. ¶ But I like the way you move
  5964.  
  5965. 1376
  5966. 01:32:49,298 --> 01:32:54,167
  5967. ¶ Oh yeah, I like your style
  5968.  
  5969. 1377
  5970. 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,336
  5971. ¶ So go on, tell me
  5972.  
  5973. 1378
  5974. 01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:01,575
  5975. - Let's go.
  5976.  
  5977. 1379
  5978. 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,710
  5979. You're going downtown,
  5980. Miss Coalbottom, let's go.
  5981.  
  5982. 1380
  5983. 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:07,948
  5984. ¶ With a little romance
  5985.  
  5986. 1381
  5987. 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:11,318
  5988. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  5989. all right, darling ¶
  5990.  
  5991. 1382
  5992. 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:15,155
  5993. ¶ It feels simply
  5994.  
  5995. 1383
  5996. 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,690
  5997. ¶ And it feels
  5998.  
  5999. 1384
  6000. 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:22,028
  6001. - Pops?
  6002.  
  6003. 1385
  6004. 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,330
  6005. - No.
  6006.  
  6007. 1386
  6008. 01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:24,230
  6009. Georgie?
  6010.  
  6011. 1387
  6012. 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,835
  6013. - Dad, I'm so sorry
  6014. for everything I did.
  6015.  
  6016. 1388
  6017. 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,870
  6018. - That's past us,
  6019. it's fine, son.
  6020.  
  6021. 1389
  6022. 01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,138
  6023. And I'm sorry too.
  6024.  
  6025. 1390
  6026. 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:35,308
  6027. I let you down, I
  6028. know I let you down.
  6029.  
  6030. 1391
  6031. 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:39,713
  6032. - But hey, I wanted you to
  6033. know, I got the spaceship.
  6034.  
  6035. 1392
  6036. 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:40,347
  6037. - So where are you?
  6038.  
  6039. 1393
  6040. 01:33:40,349 --> 01:33:41,314
  6041. What are you doing?
  6042.  
  6043. 1394
  6044. 01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:43,717
  6045. - Dad, I'm in the North Pole
  6046.  
  6047. 1395
  6048. 01:33:44,987 --> 01:33:47,721
  6049. and I figured out
  6050. what I want to be.
  6051.  
  6052. 1396
  6053. 01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,055
  6054. I wanna be an elf.
  6055.  
  6056. 1397
  6057. 01:33:49,057 --> 01:33:50,056
  6058. - What?
  6059.  
  6060. 1398
  6061. 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:52,826
  6062. You're too big, an elf?
  6063.  
  6064. 1399
  6065. 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,195
  6066. - I got my twinkle back.
  6067.  
  6068. 1400
  6069. 01:33:55,197 --> 01:33:58,398
  6070. - That's what you
  6071. want, seek your bliss.
  6072.  
  6073. 1401
  6074. 01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,372
  6075. - I love you, Dad.
  6076.  
  6077. 1402
  6078. 01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:07,140
  6079. - I love you, boy.
  6080.  
  6081. 1403
  6082. 01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:10,276
  6083. - Merry Christmas.
  6084.  
  6085. 1404
  6086. 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,214
  6087. - Merry Christmas, Georgie.
  6088.  
  6089. 1405
  6090. 01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:20,220
  6091. - I'll see you soon, huh?
  6092.  
  6093. 1406
  6094. 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:25,825
  6095. - You know, you're supposed
  6096. to double wrap those
  6097.  
  6098. 1407
  6099. 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:26,893
  6100. with tape, right?
  6101.  
  6102. 1408
  6103. 01:34:26,895 --> 01:34:29,195
  6104. - Yeah, that's not right.
  6105.  
  6106. 1409
  6107. 01:34:29,197 --> 01:34:32,332
  6108. - What, do you think
  6109. I'm some kind of dummy?
  6110.  
  6111. 1410
  6112. 01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:33,233
  6113. Huh?
  6114.  
  6115. 1411
  6116. 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,802
  6117. I'm just kidding.
  6118.  
  6119. 1412
  6120. 01:34:35,804 --> 01:34:37,103
  6121. I got my twinkle back, come on.
  6122.  
  6123. 1413
  6124. 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:38,304
  6125. Got a lot of work to do.
  6126.  
  6127. 1414
  6128. 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:40,240
  6129. ¶ It feels all right, darling
  6130.  
  6131. 1415
  6132. 01:34:40,242 --> 01:34:43,943
  6133. ¶ It feels simply
  6134.  
  6135. 1416
  6136. 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:46,212
  6137. ¶ And it feels
  6138. there's a whole lot ¶
  6139.  
  6140. 1417
  6141. 01:34:46,214 --> 01:34:51,084
  6142. ¶ of love going round here
  6143.  
  6144. 1418
  6145. 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,254
  6146. ¶ Every time I wake up lonely
  6147.  
  6148. 1419
  6149. 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:58,858
  6150. ¶ You just slip into my head
  6151.  
  6152. 1420
  6153. 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:02,762
  6154. ¶ But I'd rather wake
  6155. on Sunday with you ¶
  6156.  
  6157. 1421
  6158. 01:35:02,764 --> 01:35:07,434
  6159. ¶ With you sleeping there
  6160. right next to me in my bed ¶
  6161.  
  6162. 1422
  6163. 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:12,439
  6164. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6165. all right, darling ¶
  6166.  
  6167. 1423
  6168. 01:35:12,441 --> 01:35:16,142
  6169. ¶ It feels simply
  6170.  
  6171. 1424
  6172. 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:18,912
  6173. ¶ And it feels
  6174. there's a whole lot ¶
  6175.  
  6176. 1425
  6177. 01:35:18,914 --> 01:35:23,316
  6178. ¶ of love going round here
  6179.  
  6180. 1426
  6181. 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:27,087
  6182. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6183. all right, darling ¶
  6184.  
  6185. 1427
  6186. 01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:30,724
  6187. ¶ It feels simply
  6188.  
  6189. 1428
  6190. 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:33,126
  6191. ¶ And it feels
  6192. there's a whole lot ¶
  6193.  
  6194. 1429
  6195. 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:37,997
  6196. ¶ of love going round here
  6197.  
  6198. 1430
  6199. 01:35:37,999 --> 01:35:41,501
  6200. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6201. all right, darling ¶
  6202.  
  6203. 1431
  6204. 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:45,038
  6205. ¶ It feels simply
  6206.  
  6207. 1432
  6208. 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,006
  6209. ¶ And it feels
  6210. there's a whole lot ¶
  6211.  
  6212. 1433
  6213. 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:52,078
  6214. ¶ of love going round here
  6215.  
  6216. 1434
  6217. 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:55,982
  6218. ¶ It feels all right, darling
  6219.  
  6220. 1435
  6221. 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:59,352
  6222. ¶ It feels simply
  6223.  
  6224. 1436
  6225. 01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:02,055
  6226. ¶ And it feels
  6227. there's a whole lot ¶
  6228.  
  6229. 1437
  6230. 01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:04,090
  6231. ¶ of love going round here
  6232.  
  6233. 1438
  6234. 01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:14,367
  6235. - Hey, Pency, what is my
  6236. mom's credit card number?
  6237.  
  6238. 1439
  6239. 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:18,104
  6240. - Hey, Pency, search
  6241. for dank memes.
  6242.  
  6243. 1440
  6244. 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:21,508
  6245. - Pencil Phone is the
  6246. peak of human evolution.
  6247.  
  6248. 1441
  6249. 01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:25,245
  6250. - Hey Pency, search
  6251. for rash on my...
  6252.  
  6253. 1442
  6254. 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,847
  6255. - Hey, Mom.
  6256.  
  6257. 1443
  6258. 01:36:27,849 --> 01:36:30,049
  6259. I broke my leg again.
  6260.  
  6261. 1444
  6262. 01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:33,253
  6263. - Hey Pency, where's the
  6264. nearest cockfighting ring?
  6265.  
  6266. 1445
  6267. 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,988
  6268. - Pency, where's the closest--
  6269.  
  6270. 1446
  6271. 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:37,056
  6272. Clothing optional beach?
  6273.  
  6274. 1447
  6275. 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:37,991
  6276. - Yeah.
  6277.  
  6278. 1448
  6279. 01:36:37,993 --> 01:36:38,825
  6280. - Selfie!
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