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- >be me
- >be d-class
- >wake up
- >another rejected mall cop drags me out of my cell
- herewegoagain.jpeg
- >brings me to a new chamber
- >this one is a bit different from the rest though
- >the monitors on the wall show not another eldritch monster, but a pinata?
- >uhh ok I guess
- >like always, doctor fuckin' egghead preps me before I go in
- >makes me put on crocs and a propeller beanie
- >ok wut
- "Alright D-133769, all we need you to do is go in there and do some jumping jacks, alright?"
- >"But wh-"
- >before I can finish my question, officer sperg pushes me out the door as always
- >guess I should just do what they told me to do
- >start doing jumping jacks in front of the pink pinata
- >get to 2 before my stupid neckbeard body can't handle any more
- WHEEZEMODEACTIVATED
- >try to get up and try to do some more
- >suddenly lock up
- >can't move
- >is this a heart attack feels like?
- >did my unhealthy lifestyle finally catch up to me?
- >pink pinata horse starts moving towards me
- >wait a minute
- >this is just a stupid effect coming from the pinata, isn't it?
- >I'm not gonna die now, I've had to deal with so much of this bullshit and I'm not gonna end up fucking dying from a pinata
- >by sheer force of will, I manage to snap myself out of my paralysis
- >pinata horse gets a weird look on its face, and then proceeds to charge at me
- >roll my rotund body to the side in a crude impersonation of something I saw in a John Wick movie
- it actually works
- >pinata smashes into where I was supposed to be, looking dazed
- >'run' to the farthest corner of the chamber
- >that's when I see it
- >it's not an 'it' but rather a 'she'
- >see two holes on the pinata I've only seen in hentai, but by god, is it glorious
- >if I am gonna die today, it's not gonna be as a virgin
- >unzip my Foundation supplied orange cargo shorts
- >adrenaline from the situation supplies as a steady blood flow to my hip region, revealing to the world my fully erect 3-inch dick
- >'run' over to the still stunned pinata and pick her up
- >whisper into her ear
- >"I'm gonna fuck you harder than my body pillow, baby"
- >If the pinata had blood, I'm pretty sure it would be draining from her face
- >place the smaller of the two holes right over my wee-wee
- >yell "IT'S GO TIME!" as I slam the pinata anus down onto my shaft
- >screams are everywhere, from the pinata, from the security camera's intercom, and from me
- >know I'm getting paper cuts, but the mixture of the pleasure and adrenaline prevent me from giving a fuck
- >proceed to violently rape the pinata for the next 15 minutes
- >at last, I shoot my 34 years of hot, sticky sexual neglect straight into the pinata's colon, all the while letting loose a screech that would put even the most autistic tard to shame
- >the best feeling of my life washes throughout my body, better than any hand could produce
- >as the pinata and I crumple to the floor, me panting, and the pinata sobbing, the containment blast door flies open
- >office sperglord, with traces of vomit on his uniform, tries to drag me out of the chamber by my collar
- >while he struggles to do so, I notice the damage done by my sexual rampage
- >the pinata's anus, once a fleshlight sized 2 cm hole, now gapes a little over an inch wide, with pieces of Reece's Pieces and tootsie rolls slowly dripping out alongside my cream
- >I don't resist sperglord, knowing full well that my ancestors now smile upon me
- >once inside the monitoring room, I'm told to return back to my cell by Dr. Egghead, while his assistant is desperately trying to burn a VHS tape
- >I walk out of the room unattended, the now-stained shorts still around my legs and the propeller beanie still on my head
- >with a spring in my step and whistling a tune, I walk back to my cell, anyone who sees me not stopping me, but just gagging and running away
- >I close the cell with myself inside and lie on my bed, pondering about the experience and the future
- >I now know my purpose and what I must do
- No SCP is safe from me, for I am the Pinata-Man.
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