G2A Many GEOs
SHARE
TWEET

Untitled

rpx11117 Sep 22nd, 2019 254 Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
  1. 0
  2. 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000
  3. INDOXXI
  4. Support dengan like & share :)
  5.  
  6. 1
  7. 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:17,833
  8. Cek. Terdengar?
  9.  
  10. 2
  11. 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:21,083
  12. - Terima kasih.
  13. - Maaf soal pipa bocor,
  14.  
  15. 3
  16. 00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:22,833
  17. tak memengaruhi wawancara.
  18.  
  19. 4
  20. 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:24,375
  21. Kau ahli suara?
  22.  
  23. 5
  24. 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,583
  25. Nanti dikeluarkan.
  26.  
  27. 6
  28. 00:00:27,833 --> 00:00:30,167
  29. Itu hanya pipa, di luar tidak hujan.
  30.  
  31. 7
  32. 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:31,458
  33. Maaf.
  34.  
  35. 8
  36. 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:35,500
  37. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  38. Betwen Two Ferns.
  39.  
  40. 9
  41. 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:36,958
  42. Aku Zach Galifianakis,
  43.  
  44. 10
  45. 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:38,750
  46. dan hari ini tamuku...
  47.  
  48. 11
  49. 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:40,500
  50. Matthew...
  51.  
  52. 12
  53. 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:41,917
  54. McConnach--
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,917
  58. McCannoway.
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,208
  62. Matthew McConnay--
  63.  
  64. 15
  65. 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,167
  66. Matthew McConnagee. McConaughey.
  67.  
  68. 16
  69. 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,000
  70. Senang berada di sini.
  71.  
  72. 17
  73. 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,583
  74. Baiklah. Baiklah. Baiklah.
  75.  
  76. 18
  77. 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:58,375
  78. Aku tadi baca penghasilan
  79. tiga film terakhirmu.
  80.  
  81. 19
  82. 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:02,750
  83. Baiklah.
  84.  
  85. 20
  86. 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,500
  87. Kurasa itu oke.
  88.  
  89. 21
  90. 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:07,708
  91. Kulihat kau pakai kemeja.
  92.  
  93. 22
  94. 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:09,375
  95. Tak ada masalah?
  96.  
  97. 23
  98. 00:01:10,917 --> 00:01:11,917
  99. Apa kau bercanda?
  100.  
  101. 24
  102. 00:01:12,542 --> 00:01:16,875
  103. Dari semua Oscar yang bisa didapat,
  104. seberapa kaget kau dapat untuk akting?
  105.  
  106. 25
  107. 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:18,500
  108. Ini dia.
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:21,083
  112. Juga orang dari
  113. Thirty Seconds To Mars.
  114.  
  115. 27
  116. 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:22,000
  117. Jadi...
  118.  
  119. 28
  120. 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,583
  121. seberapa bangganya kau?
  122.  
  123. 29
  124. 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,500
  125. Berapa waktu kita?
  126. Aku mau pergi dalam 15 menit,
  127.  
  128. 30
  129. 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:27,958
  130. kau harus apa?
  131.  
  132. 31
  133. 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,875
  134. Naik Lincoln convertible,
  135.  
  136. 32
  137. 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:31,125
  138. - tanpa baju?
  139. - Ya.
  140.  
  141. 33
  142. 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,583
  143. Ayahmu meninggal saat bercinta
  144. dengan ibumu,
  145.  
  146. 34
  147. 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:37,875
  148. kau ingin mati
  149. dengan cara yang sama.
  150.  
  151. 35
  152. 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,375
  153. Kau dan ibumu
  154. perlu membuat batasan.
  155.  
  156. 36
  157. 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:41,458
  158. - Tak benar.
  159. - Bukan...
  160.  
  161. 37
  162. 00:01:41,542 --> 00:01:42,917
  163. - Berikutnya.
  164. - Tak lucu,
  165.  
  166. 38
  167. 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,542
  168. - hanya rumor.
  169. - Ya.
  170.  
  171. 39
  172. 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:49,292
  173. Siapa yang akan mati kelaparan duluan,
  174. kau atau Christian Bale?
  175.  
  176. 40
  177. 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,458
  178. Kau jadi kurus untuk film itu,
  179.  
  180. 41
  181. 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,167
  182. kukira kau akan mati karena AIDS palsu.
  183.  
  184. 42
  185. 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:57,208
  186. Aku punya tiga anak, istri.
  187.  
  188. 43
  189. 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:58,375
  190. Kau punya apa?
  191.  
  192. 44
  193. 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:00,000
  194. Selain dua pakis?
  195.  
  196. 45
  197. 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,375
  198. Setidaknya kau menyirami mereka.
  199.  
  200. 46
  201. 00:02:06,542 --> 00:02:07,750
  202. Ya, maaf.
  203.  
  204. 47
  205. 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:09,708
  206. - Nanti diperbaiki.
  207. - Tak apa.
  208.  
  209. 48
  210. 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,167
  211. Maafkan aku.
  212.  
  213. 49
  214. 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:14,375
  215. Biar kulihat...
  216.  
  217. 50
  218. 00:02:15,792 --> 00:02:17,708
  219. ada apa dengan pipa ini?
  220.  
  221. 51
  222. 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,208
  223. Aku punya pemantik.
  224.  
  225. 52
  226. 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:26,458
  227. Bung, jangan.
  228.  
  229. 53
  230. 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:32,208
  231. Tolong!
  232.  
  233. 54
  234. 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:36,542
  235. Bisa bantu aku?
  236.  
  237. 55
  238. 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,125
  239. Bagaimana cara keluar?
  240.  
  241. 56
  242. 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:49,083
  243. Siapa idiot yang memasang sistem penyiram?
  244.  
  245. 57
  246. 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:50,875
  247. Mana jalan keluar?
  248.  
  249. 58
  250. 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:52,708
  251. Entahlah, Matthew!
  252.  
  253. 59
  254. 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:54,042
  255. Kita masuk dari mana?
  256.  
  257. 60
  258. 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,167
  259. Aku tak ingat, Matthew,
  260. aku agak stres!
  261.  
  262. 61
  263. 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,167
  264. Alat penyiramnya mati.
  265.  
  266. 62
  267. 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:31,042
  268. 48 JAM SEBELUMNYA
  269.  
  270. 63
  271. 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:41,417
  272. Dan... mulai.
  273.  
  274. 64
  275. 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:42,458
  276. Halo,
  277.  
  278. 65
  279. 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,833
  280. selamat datang di Behind Two Ferns,
  281.  
  282. 66
  283. 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,917
  284. kisah Between Two Ferns,,
  285.  
  286. 67
  287. 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:49,083
  288. film dokumenter panjang khusus
  289.  
  290. 68
  291. 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:52,167
  292. tentang acara bincang-bincangku
  293. yang bukan pemenang.
  294.  
  295. 69
  296. 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,083
  297. Aku Zach Galifianakis.
  298.  
  299. 70
  300. 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:58,917
  301. Kami di Flinch, Carolina Utara, tempat
  302. merekam acara selama sepuluh tahun lebih.
  303.  
  304. 71
  305. 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,333
  306. Selain pembawa acara,
  307.  
  308. 72
  309. 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:02,000
  310. aku akan memandumu
  311.  
  312. 73
  313. 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,292
  314. dalam pengalaman sinematik ini.
  315.  
  316. 74
  317. 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:05,542
  318. Siapa tahu,
  319.  
  320. 75
  321. 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,667
  322. mungkin filmnya 3D?
  323.  
  324. 76
  325. 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,083
  326. Hal sepele tentang acaraku,
  327.  
  328. 77
  329. 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,667
  330. awalnya akan dinamai
  331. Betwixt Two Ferns,
  332.  
  333. 78
  334. 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,750
  335. tapi itu terlalu muluk untuk umum.
  336.  
  337. 79
  338. 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,167
  339. Kita mulai dari sini,
  340. seperti kisah klasik,
  341.  
  342. 80
  343. 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:24,125
  344. di mana sang pahlawan membuka pintu
  345. petualangan.
  346.  
  347. 81
  348. 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,167
  349. Berhenti.
  350.  
  351. 82
  352. 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,167
  353. Itu yang terbaik.
  354.  
  355. 83
  356. 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,333
  357. 21 kali itu baik?
  358.  
  359. 84
  360. 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:33,417
  361. 21 kali? Itu sangat bagus untukku.
  362.  
  363. 85
  364. 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:34,542
  365. Bisa lanjut?
  366.  
  367. 86
  368. 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:36,625
  369. - Ya, lanjutkan, sempurna.
  370. - Oke.
  371.  
  372. 87
  373. 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:40,833
  374. Aku tumbuh besar di
  375. Flinch, Carolina Utara,
  376.  
  377. 88
  378. 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:43,708
  379. dan sejak kecil, aku...
  380.  
  381. 89
  382. 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:47,458
  383. ingin menjadi tokoh
  384. TV jaringan besar.
  385.  
  386. 90
  387. 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:56,292
  388. Tapi semuanya tak
  389. berjalan sesuai rencana.
  390.  
  391. 91
  392. 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,125
  393. Dari Flinch, Carolina Utara,
  394.  
  395. 92
  396. 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,833
  397. inilah Televisi Akses Publik Flinch!
  398.  
  399. 93
  400. 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:06,000
  401. Siapa pun yang menonton acara ini
  402. bisa membuat pinata.
  403.  
  404. 94
  405. 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,167
  406. - Masa?
  407. - Sumber kehidupan Amerika.
  408.  
  409. 95
  410. 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,042
  411. Kau bilang itu air limbah.
  412.  
  413. 96
  414. 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:12,750
  415. Entah bagaimana aku tanpa dirimu.
  416.  
  417. 97
  418. 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:16,000
  419. Pikirkan soal sepak bola,
  420. tanganmu bahkan tak dipakai.
  421.  
  422. 98
  423. 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,458
  424. Itu menjadikan kita manusia.
  425.  
  426. 99
  427. 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:19,792
  428. Tidak suka kartu itu.
  429.  
  430. 100
  431. 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:21,833
  432. Juga kartu itu.
  433.  
  434. 101
  435. 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:23,583
  436. Di mana kau simpan Oscarmu?
  437.  
  438. 102
  439. 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:24,750
  440. Maksudku...
  441.  
  442. 103
  443. 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:26,750
  444. Blockbuster Entertainment Award?
  445.  
  446. 104
  447. 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,083
  448. Kami sedang di...
  449.  
  450. 105
  451. 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,458
  452. Televisi Akses Publik Flinch,
  453.  
  454. 106
  455. 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,083
  456. disingkat FPATV.
  457.  
  458. 107
  459. 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:39,917
  460. Kehebatan akses publik adalah
  461.  
  462. 108
  463. 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,417
  464. nuansa komunitasnya.
  465.  
  466. 109
  467. 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,000
  468. Ini tornadonya.
  469.  
  470. 110
  471. 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,667
  472. Suara siapa pun bisa didengar di sini.
  473.  
  474. 111
  475. 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,208
  476. Makan tuh, Bajingan.
  477.  
  478. 112
  479. 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:52,417
  480. Di sinilah aku merekam acara selama
  481. satu dekade lebih.
  482.  
  483. 113
  484. 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:54,667
  485. - Hai.
  486. - Hai!
  487.  
  488. 114
  489. 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:55,875
  490. Aku...
  491.  
  492. 115
  493. 00:05:56,292 --> 00:06:00,292
  494. Keanu Reeves,
  495. hadir untuk Between Two Ferns.
  496.  
  497. 116
  498. 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:01,708
  499. Oh, ya.
  500.  
  501. 117
  502. 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:07,917
  503. Aku Zach Galifianakis.
  504. Selamat datang di edisi lain...
  505.  
  506. 118
  507. 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,833
  508. Between Two Ferns.
  509.  
  510. 119
  511. 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:12,083
  512. Tamuku hari ini adalah Keanu Reeves.
  513.  
  514. 120
  515. 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:15,583
  516. - Terima kasih sudah datang.
  517. - Terima kasih mengundangku.
  518.  
  519. 121
  520. 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,333
  521. Kau punya luka besar
  522. akibat kecelakaan motor?
  523.  
  524. 122
  525. 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:19,667
  526. Ya.
  527.  
  528. 123
  529. 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,042
  530. Di mana?
  531.  
  532. 124
  533. 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,625
  534. - Dari sini ke sini.
  535. - Besar?
  536.  
  537. 125
  538. 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:24,042
  539. - Sebesar itu?
  540. - Ya...
  541.  
  542. 126
  543. 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,917
  544. Ada bekas luka serupa di kakiku.
  545.  
  546. 127
  547. 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,208
  548. Karena apa?
  549.  
  550. 128
  551. 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,167
  552. Keluar dari film Lake House.
  553.  
  554. 129
  555. 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:32,792
  556. Menabrak kursi di depanku.
  557.  
  558. 130
  559. 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,750
  560. Dalam skala satu sampai 100,
  561. berapa kata yang kau tahu?
  562.  
  563. 131
  564. 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:39,667
  565. Satu hingga 100?
  566.  
  567. 132
  568. 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,458
  569. Apa kau tahu 50 kata,
  570.  
  571. 133
  572. 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:42,917
  573. atau 75 kata?
  574.  
  575. 134
  576. 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:44,583
  577. Atau 18 kata?
  578.  
  579. 135
  580. 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:49,708
  581. Apa kau frustrasi karena
  582. orang menganggapmu payah sekali
  583.  
  584. 136
  585. 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:53,792
  586. padahal sebenarnya kau hanya
  587. sedikit kurang pintar?
  588.  
  589. 137
  590. 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:55,833
  591. Lakukan...
  592.  
  593. 138
  594. 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,417
  595. satu untuk ya, lalu...
  596.  
  597. 139
  598. 00:06:58,667 --> 00:06:59,625
  599. dua untuk tidak.
  600.  
  601. 140
  602. 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,708
  603. Kau meneliti peranmu?
  604.  
  605. 141
  606. 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:03,000
  607. Ya.
  608.  
  609. 142
  610. 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,917
  611. Pernah berpikir untuk meneliti karakter
  612. yang belajar akting?
  613.  
  614. 143
  615. 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:09,792
  616. Saat ini aku berakting
  617. ini menyenangkan.
  618.  
  619. 144
  620. 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,792
  621. Bagaimana aktingku?
  622.  
  623. 145
  624. 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,292
  625. Acara bagus.
  626.  
  627. 146
  628. 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:16,875
  629. Saat ini peringkat ketujuh di...
  630.  
  631. 147
  632. 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:20,958
  633. pasar televisi
  634. Akses Publik Carolina Utara tenggara.
  635.  
  636. 148
  637. 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,542
  638. Apa aku punya mimpi lain?
  639.  
  640. 149
  641. 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:25,667
  642. Aku ingin main jet ski ke Alaska.
  643.  
  644. 150
  645. 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:31,167
  646. Tapi, akhirmya aku ingin punya acara
  647. bincang-bincangku sendiri.
  648.  
  649. 151
  650. 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,000
  651. Untuk saat ini,
  652.  
  653. 152
  654. 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,500
  655. yang ada sekarang
  656.  
  657. 153
  658. 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,167
  659. sudah cukup.
  660.  
  661. 154
  662. 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,208
  663. Siapa pakai kokaina?
  664.  
  665. 155
  666. 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:45,542
  667. Maaf, kukira ada yang pakai kokaina
  668.  
  669. 156
  670. 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:47,667
  671. jadi kutanya, "Siapa yang pakai?"
  672.  
  673. 157
  674. 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:49,167
  675. Bukan aku.
  676.  
  677. 158
  678. 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:51,917
  679. Kau siap? Ayo lakukan.
  680.  
  681. 159
  682. 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:55,083
  683. Bagaimana kau bertemu Zach?
  684.  
  685. 160
  686. 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:58,167
  687. Saat aku pertama lihat...
  688.  
  689. 161
  690. 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,333
  691. rekaman...
  692.  
  693. 162
  694. 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:04,333
  695. si bodoh gendut Zach Galifianakis,
  696.  
  697. 163
  698. 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,167
  699. Kukira itu hanya kejailan.
  700.  
  701. 164
  702. 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:10,417
  703. Kau mau sorot ini lebih dekat?
  704.  
  705. 165
  706. 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,583
  707. America's Dumbest Television Hosts.
  708.  
  709. 166
  710. 00:08:15,042 --> 00:08:16,792
  711. Aku lihat dia di rekaman ini,
  712.  
  713. 167
  714. 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:18,250
  715. dan dia sangat...
  716.  
  717. 168
  718. 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:19,417
  719. Ia dungu sekali,
  720.  
  721. 169
  722. 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,125
  723. dan sangat bodoh,
  724.  
  725. 170
  726. 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:22,958
  727. dan sangat gemuk.
  728.  
  729. 171
  730. 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,167
  731. Tanpa bertanya,
  732.  
  733. 172
  734. 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,792
  735. Kuunggah ke situs webku, Funny Or Die,
  736.  
  737. 173
  738. 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,667
  739. dan menimbulkan...
  740.  
  741. 174
  742. 00:08:31,042 --> 00:08:31,958
  743. semua klik itu.
  744.  
  745. 175
  746. 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,500
  747. 500 triliun lebih, terus bertambah.
  748.  
  749. 176
  750. 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:36,042
  751. Dan klik itu...
  752.  
  753. 177
  754. 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,042
  755. berarti lebih banyak hijau,
  756.  
  757. 178
  758. 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,667
  759. lebih banyak putih,
  760.  
  761. 179
  762. 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,375
  763. yang berarti lebih banyak...
  764.  
  765. 180
  766. 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:45,667
  767. ungu.
  768.  
  769. 181
  770. 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:50,542
  771. Itu aku pakai selendang besar ungu.
  772.  
  773. 182
  774. 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,000
  775. Kuberi ia kontrak eksklusif,
  776.  
  777. 183
  778. 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:58,625
  779. dan mulai memaksa teman-teman Hollywoodku
  780. untuk diwawancarai olehnya.
  781.  
  782. 184
  783. 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,833
  784. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  785. Between Two Ferns.
  786.  
  787. 185
  788. 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,542
  789. Tamuku hari ini adalah...
  790.  
  791. 186
  792. 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,333
  793. Chance the Rapper.
  794.  
  795. 187
  796. 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,000
  797. Hai.
  798.  
  799. 188
  800. 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,958
  801. Kau aktor, rapper, aktivis.
  802.  
  803. 189
  804. 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,583
  805. Kenapa kau bukan astronot?
  806.  
  807. 190
  808. 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,333
  809. Entah. Aku tak terlalu...
  810.  
  811. 191
  812. 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,167
  813. aku tak berasal dari angkasa.
  814.  
  815. 192
  816. 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,083
  817. Ya.
  818.  
  819. 193
  820. 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:24,667
  821. Jika tak diberi nama Chance the Rapper,
  822. apa kariermu akan lain?
  823.  
  824. 194
  825. 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:27,167
  826. Namaku bukan Chance the Rapper.
  827.  
  828. 195
  829. 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,333
  830. Itu nama panggung.
  831.  
  832. 196
  833. 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:29,417
  834. Punya saudara?
  835.  
  836. 197
  837. 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,167
  838. Ya, satu saudara.
  839.  
  840. 198
  841. 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:32,333
  842. Apa pekerjaannya?
  843.  
  844. 199
  845. 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:33,500
  846. Rapper juga.
  847.  
  848. 200
  849. 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,667
  850. Siapa namanya?
  851.  
  852. 201
  853. 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,125
  854. Dana Umum si Rapper?
  855.  
  856. 202
  857. 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:38,792
  858. Bukan.
  859.  
  860. 203
  861. 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,458
  862. Kau berteman dengan Kanye West.
  863.  
  864. 204
  865. 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,167
  866. Itu lelucon.
  867.  
  868. 205
  869. 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,083
  870. Aku tak suka lelucon itu.
  871.  
  872. 206
  873. 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:50,500
  874. Coba saja, ya? In tak apa-apa.
  875.  
  876. 207
  877. 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,375
  878. Ini hal yang bagus.
  879.  
  880. 208
  881. 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,542
  882. Jangan main-main denganku.
  883.  
  884. 209
  885. 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:57,542
  886. Kau punya banyak tanggung jawab di sini?
  887.  
  888. 210
  889. 00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,417
  890. Ya. Acara ini membawa
  891. banyak tanggung jawab,
  892.  
  893. 211
  894. 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,875
  895. - tapi...
  896. - Astaga.
  897.  
  898. 212
  899. 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,667
  900. Timku sangat bagus.
  901.  
  902. 213
  903. 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,500
  904. Kantorku di sini.
  905.  
  906. 214
  907. 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,625
  908. Bisa lihat semua orang,
  909. mengawasi berbagai hal.
  910.  
  911. 215
  912. 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,042
  913. Aku kasihan pada pemakai laptop.
  914.  
  915. 216
  916. 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,458
  917. Mereka tak berolahraga.
  918.  
  919. 217
  920. 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:18,917
  921. Aku Carol.
  922.  
  923. 218
  924. 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:22,542
  925. Aku wanita tangan kanan Zach.
  926.  
  927. 219
  928. 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,750
  929. Ia peduli pada pekerjaannya.
  930.  
  931. 220
  932. 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,542
  933. Ia sangat kreatif, sangat cerdas.
  934.  
  935. 221
  936. 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,875
  937. Kulakukan banyak hal,
  938. ia sangat sibuk,
  939.  
  940. 222
  941. 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,292
  942. dia butuh orang untuk
  943. mengurus detail,
  944.  
  945. 223
  946. 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,875
  947. aku senang melakukannya.
  948.  
  949. 224
  950. 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:39,167
  951. Terkadang kata-kata melimpah baginya.
  952. Ia harus memecahnya.
  953.  
  954. 225
  955. 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,667
  956. Zach ingin berita penting hari ini
  957. dipotong dari koran.
  958.  
  959. 226
  960. 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,958
  961. Agar dia bisa melihat foto-fotonya.
  962.  
  963. 227
  964. 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:48,250
  965. Kubuat daftar hal-hal yang tak boleh
  966. ia lupakan, tapi
  967.  
  968. 228
  969. 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,875
  970. otaknya tak seperti itu.
  971. Dia perlu gambar.
  972.  
  973. 229
  974. 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,792
  975. Aku buat gambar ia
  976.  
  977. 230
  978. 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:56,167
  979. di tempat tidur, langkah untuk
  980. membuka selimut,
  981.  
  982. 231
  983. 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,667
  984. berdiri, berjalan...
  985.  
  986. 232
  987. 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:58,750
  988. Selanjutnya,.
  989.  
  990. 233
  991. 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,333
  992. Itu kau di mobil.
  993.  
  994. 234
  995. 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:01,833
  996. Lalu aku pergi?
  997.  
  998. 235
  999. 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:02,792
  1000. Ya.
  1001.  
  1002. 236
  1003. 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,625
  1004. - Hei.
  1005. - Hai.
  1006.  
  1007. 237
  1008. 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:07,125
  1009. Aku juga melakukan
  1010. tugas pribadi untuknya.
  1011.  
  1012. 238
  1013. 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:12,167
  1014. Kulitnya sangat sensitif, perlu pelapis
  1015. untuk melindungi area pribadinya.
  1016.  
  1017. 239
  1018. 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:14,792
  1019. Kusebut ia The Getter.
  1020.  
  1021. 240
  1022. 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,333
  1023. Dia paham (get).
  1024.  
  1025. 241
  1026. 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,875
  1027. Dia memahamiku,
  1028.  
  1029. 242
  1030. 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:19,542
  1031. memahami tamu,
  1032.  
  1033. 243
  1034. 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,625
  1035. dan membawakan (get) berbagai hal untukku.
  1036.  
  1037. 244
  1038. 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,125
  1039. Jadi kusebut The Getter.
  1040.  
  1041. 245
  1042. 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:25,417
  1043. Dan...
  1044.  
  1045. 246
  1046. 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,083
  1047. ia luar biasa.
  1048.  
  1049. 247
  1050. 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,417
  1051. Ada yang namanya fernspection,
  1052.  
  1053. 248
  1054. 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:32,708
  1055. di mana Zach ingin memastikan
  1056. pakisnya tepat,
  1057.  
  1058. 249
  1059. 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,542
  1060. dan harus sama di setiap episode.
  1061.  
  1062. 250
  1063. 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,167
  1064. Dia suka kontinuitas itu.
  1065.  
  1066. 251
  1067. 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,375
  1068. Hijau seperti biasa. Bagus.
  1069.  
  1070. 252
  1071. 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,167
  1072. Kelembabannya baik.
  1073.  
  1074. 253
  1075. 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:48,792
  1076. Aw.
  1077.  
  1078. 254
  1079. 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,958
  1080. - Kenapa terlihat berbeda?
  1081. - Tidak...
  1082.  
  1083. 255
  1084. 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:57,458
  1085. Aku tak tahu cara mengurusnya.
  1086. Mati terus.
  1087.  
  1088. 256
  1089. 00:11:58,292 --> 00:11:59,958
  1090. Kubeli baru di setiap acara.
  1091.  
  1092. 257
  1093. 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,333
  1094. Lebarnya salah? Sudah benar.
  1095.  
  1096. 258
  1097. 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,375
  1098. Bagus.
  1099.  
  1100. 259
  1101. 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,458
  1102. Terakhir seperti itu.
  1103.  
  1104. 260
  1105. 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,042
  1106. Berapa ukurannya?
  1107.  
  1108. 261
  1109. 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,375
  1110. - Satu.
  1111. - Tidak.
  1112.  
  1113. 262
  1114. 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:15,292
  1115. Di sini satu.
  1116.  
  1117. 263
  1118. 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,333
  1119. Kubilang...
  1120.  
  1121. 264
  1122. 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,875
  1123. sulit dipercaya kupakai
  1124. pakis yang sama selama ini.
  1125.  
  1126. 265
  1127. 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,458
  1128. - Kita sudah siap?
  1129. - Ya.
  1130.  
  1131. 266
  1132. 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,000
  1133. - Sampai nanti.
  1134. - Oke.
  1135.  
  1136. 267
  1137. 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,667
  1138. Kerja bagus.
  1139.  
  1140. 268
  1141. 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,625
  1142. Chuck, aku ingin bicara...
  1143.  
  1144. 269
  1145. 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,875
  1146. Kudengar kau punya nama panggilan.
  1147.  
  1148. 270
  1149. 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,583
  1150. Bisa jelaskan artinya?
  1151.  
  1152. 271
  1153. 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,667
  1154. Aku dijulukiCam
  1155. karena kependekan dari Cameron.
  1156.  
  1157. 272
  1158. 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,167
  1159. Orang bilang aku dijuluki Cam
  1160.  
  1161. 273
  1162. 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,083
  1163. karena bekerja dengan kamera,
  1164. tapi itu tak benar.
  1165.  
  1166. 274
  1167. 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,958
  1168. Aku mungkin termasuk
  1169.  
  1170. 275
  1171. 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:47,250
  1172. 50 juru kamera
  1173.  
  1174. 276
  1175. 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,500
  1176. terbaik yang
  1177. bisa kau temukan.
  1178.  
  1179. 277
  1180. 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,250
  1181. Aku tak terlalu suka dia.
  1182.  
  1183. 278
  1184. 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,250
  1185. Sikapnya ceroboh.
  1186.  
  1187. 279
  1188. 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,542
  1189. Aku meminta ecu pada tombol.
  1190.  
  1191. 280
  1192. 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:01,583
  1193. Tapi kameramu tak bergerak.
  1194.  
  1195. 281
  1196. 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:02,750
  1197. ECU?
  1198.  
  1199. 282
  1200. 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,125
  1201. Zach adalah...
  1202.  
  1203. 283
  1204. 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,333
  1205. Kukatakan ini dengan cara terbaik,
  1206.  
  1207. 284
  1208. 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,250
  1209. dia benar-benar payah.
  1210.  
  1211. 285
  1212. 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:11,208
  1213. Tikus sampah, pecundang,
  1214.  
  1215. 286
  1216. 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,458
  1217. keledai.
  1218.  
  1219. 287
  1220. 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,792
  1221. Dia yang terpayah dari banyak hal payah
  1222. yang kutemui di hidupku.
  1223.  
  1224. 288
  1225. 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,542
  1226. Di hidup dan di toilet.
  1227.  
  1228. 289
  1229. 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,167
  1230. Aku senang sekali, aku suka Zach.
  1231.  
  1232. 290
  1233. 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,000
  1234. Menurutku dia manis.
  1235.  
  1236. 291
  1237. 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,750
  1238. Kau tak datang ke ulang tahun Cecil?
  1239.  
  1240. 292
  1241. 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,917
  1242. Dia baik.
  1243.  
  1244. 293
  1245. 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,417
  1246. Aku suka semangatnya.
  1247. Agak mengganggu.
  1248.  
  1249. 294
  1250. 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,375
  1251. Tak ada cupcake,
  1252. kini ia vegan.
  1253.  
  1254. 295
  1255. 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:33,625
  1256. Kau tahu ia vegan?
  1257.  
  1258. 296
  1259. 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,917
  1260. - Tidak.
  1261. - Jadi ada buah prem dan kesemek.
  1262.  
  1263. 297
  1264. 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,083
  1265. Tidak apa-apa.
  1266.  
  1267. 298
  1268. 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,417
  1269. Wanita itu mengganggu aku.
  1270.  
  1271. 299
  1272. 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,750
  1273. Banyak selebriti melewati studio ini, ya?
  1274.  
  1275. 300
  1276. 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,458
  1277. Ya, banyak. Semuanya.
  1278.  
  1279. 301
  1280. 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,833
  1281. Sepertinya tak ada
  1282. yang belum ke sini.
  1283.  
  1284. 302
  1285. 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,208
  1286. - Terima kasih atas pra-wawancara ini.
  1287. - Ya.
  1288.  
  1289. 303
  1290. 00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:53,500
  1291. Kudengar kau punya cerita lucu?
  1292.  
  1293. 304
  1294. 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,625
  1295. Aku pulang kerja larut malam
  1296.  
  1297. 305
  1298. 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:58,500
  1299. aku sangat lelah lalu parkir,
  1300.  
  1301. 306
  1302. 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,125
  1303. Tanyakan rasnya dia.
  1304.  
  1305. 307
  1306. 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,917
  1307. Aku tak yakin apa itu relevan.
  1308.  
  1309. 308
  1310. 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,667
  1311. Ada sesuatu yang ingin
  1312. kau bicarakan,
  1313.  
  1314. 309
  1315. 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:06,958
  1316. sesuatu yang lucu?
  1317.  
  1318. 310
  1319. 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:08,333
  1320. Kurasa kau agak...
  1321.  
  1322. 311
  1323. 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,792
  1324. Tak perlu seperti itu.
  1325.  
  1326. 312
  1327. 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:13,750
  1328. Seperti cerita setengah hitam,
  1329. setengah putih atau semacamnya.
  1330.  
  1331. 313
  1332. 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,542
  1333. - Aku Zach.
  1334. - Adam,
  1335.  
  1336. 314
  1337. 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,500
  1338. - dari Parks and Recreation.
  1339. - Wah.
  1340.  
  1341. 315
  1342. 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,083
  1343. Senang mendengarnya.
  1344.  
  1345. 316
  1346. 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:24,083
  1347. Aku terbiasa mewawancarai aktor
  1348. bodoh bergaya hidup bodoh,
  1349.  
  1350. 317
  1351. 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,833
  1352. senang mewawancarai orang...
  1353.  
  1354. 318
  1355. 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,583
  1356. Maaf, acara TV Parks and Recreation.
  1357.  
  1358. 319
  1359. 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,333
  1360. Ayo bersiap.
  1361.  
  1362. 320
  1363. 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:33,958
  1364. Bagus.
  1365.  
  1366. 321
  1367. 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,000
  1368. Berapa suhu di sana?
  1369.  
  1370. 322
  1371. 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,000
  1372. - Sulit fokus...
  1373. - Suka berenang?
  1374.  
  1375. 323
  1376. 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,083
  1377. Ya?
  1378.  
  1379. 324
  1380. 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,292
  1381. Banyak baju renang di mobilku.
  1382.  
  1383. 325
  1384. 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,750
  1385. Menolak selebritas mungkin
  1386.  
  1387. 326
  1388. 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,583
  1389. kesenangan terbesar yang
  1390.  
  1391. 327
  1392. 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,917
  1393. bisa didapat.
  1394.  
  1395. 328
  1396. 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,042
  1397. Boleh minta prem?
  1398.  
  1399. 329
  1400. 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,917
  1401. Ya, tentu saja. Apa kabar?
  1402.  
  1403. 330
  1404. 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,375
  1405. Tidak mungkin, Bung.
  1406.  
  1407. 331
  1408. 00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:58,875
  1409. Zach, dia selalu ada,
  1410.  
  1411. 332
  1412. 00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:01,333
  1413. dia pura-pura dia harus selalu di sini.
  1414.  
  1415. 333
  1416. 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,333
  1417. Mengambil barang dari rak.
  1418.  
  1419. 334
  1420. 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,958
  1421. Aku tahu itu.
  1422.  
  1423. 335
  1424. 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,667
  1425. Namaku Shirl Clarts.
  1426.  
  1427. 336
  1428. 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,875
  1429. S-H-I-R-L C-L-A-R-T-S.
  1430.  
  1431. 337
  1432. 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,917
  1433. - Apa kerjamu?
  1434. - Aku manajer stasiun.
  1435.  
  1436. 338
  1437. 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,292
  1438. Kujalankan semua ini.
  1439.  
  1440. 339
  1441. 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,958
  1442. Kau tahu apa itu singa?
  1443.  
  1444. 340
  1445. 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,417
  1446. Singa hewan yang kuat.
  1447.  
  1448. 341
  1449. 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:21,042
  1450. Mereka lakukan apa yang mereka mau.
  1451.  
  1452. 342
  1453. 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,667
  1454. Mengambil, memakan, berlari
  1455. sesuai kehendak.
  1456.  
  1457. 343
  1458. 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,042
  1459. Singa.
  1460.  
  1461. 344
  1462. 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,125
  1463. Lalu Bobby...
  1464.  
  1465. 345
  1466. 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,083
  1467. adalah asisten manajer,
  1468.  
  1469. 346
  1470. 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,917
  1471. sudah lama bekerja di sini.
  1472.  
  1473. 347
  1474. 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,583
  1475. Sambungkan ke pelantang.
  1476.  
  1477. 348
  1478. 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,792
  1479. Sambungkan ke pelantang.
  1480.  
  1481. 349
  1482. 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,958
  1483. - Haruskah aku kembali?
  1484. - Diane!
  1485.  
  1486. 350
  1487. 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,375
  1488. Hei, Diane!
  1489.  
  1490. 351
  1491. 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
  1492. Ini di pelantang?
  1493.  
  1494. 352
  1495. 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,250
  1496. - Nanti saja.
  1497. - Masuk.
  1498.  
  1499. 353
  1500. 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:48,542
  1501. Ini di pelantang?
  1502.  
  1503. 354
  1504. 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,333
  1505. Bagus.
  1506.  
  1507. 355
  1508. 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,500
  1509. Sayang kamu, dah.
  1510.  
  1511. 356
  1512. 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,417
  1513. Masuklah.
  1514.  
  1515. 357
  1516. 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:53,417
  1517. Ada apa?
  1518.  
  1519. 358
  1520. 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,833
  1521. Kau ambil kotak Hamburger Helper
  1522. dari ruang istirahat?
  1523.  
  1524. 359
  1525. 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,292
  1526. - Jika ya?
  1527. - Aku ingin itu kembali!
  1528.  
  1529. 360
  1530. 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,875
  1531. Biar kutulis cek untukmu.
  1532.  
  1533. 361
  1534. 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:02,625
  1535. Masing-masing $1,15.
  1536.  
  1537. 362
  1538. 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,875
  1539. Ada dua kotak.
  1540.  
  1541. 363
  1542. 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,458
  1543. Baik, jadi 3,50?
  1544.  
  1545. 364
  1546. 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:09,917
  1547. Hei.
  1548.  
  1549. 365
  1550. 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,458
  1551. Kau mau ke mana?
  1552.  
  1553. 366
  1554. 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:13,417
  1555. Kita pulang.
  1556.  
  1557. 367
  1558. 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,542
  1559. Kau harus merekam setiap saat.
  1560.  
  1561. 368
  1562. 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,125
  1563. Jika kubilang, "Cut,"
  1564. artinya tetap rekam.
  1565.  
  1566. 369
  1567. 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:22,125
  1568. Jika kubilang, "Singkirkan kamera,"
  1569. dekatkan kamera ke wajahku.
  1570.  
  1571. 370
  1572. 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:23,583
  1573. Oke?
  1574.  
  1575. 371
  1576. 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:27,083
  1577. - Lagi, dari atas.
  1578. - Lakukan percakapan ini lagi?
  1579.  
  1580. 372
  1581. 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:30,083
  1582. Ya, ini hidupku.
  1583. Kau rusak adegan kisah hidupku.
  1584.  
  1585. 373
  1586. 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:33,000
  1587. Kau juga.
  1588. Ayo ambil dari atas.
  1589.  
  1590. 374
  1591. 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,333
  1592. Kau mau ke mana?
  1593.  
  1594. 375
  1595. 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,042
  1596. Aku mau pulang.
  1597.  
  1598. 376
  1599. 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,792
  1600. - Akting yang jelek.
  1601. - Tak percaya.
  1602.  
  1603. 377
  1604. 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:45,417
  1605. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  1606. Between Two Ferns.
  1607.  
  1608. 378
  1609. 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:49,333
  1610. Aku pembawa acara Zach Galifianakis,
  1611. tamuku hari ini adalah ...
  1612.  
  1613. 379
  1614. 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,625
  1615. Brie Larson.
  1616.  
  1617. 380
  1618. 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,250
  1619. Terima kasih, Brie.
  1620.  
  1621. 381
  1622. 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,500
  1623. Kau Aktris Terbaik.
  1624.  
  1625. 382
  1626. 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,500
  1627. Pernah ingin lebih tinggi
  1628. dan jadi Aktor Terbaik?
  1629.  
  1630. 383
  1631. 00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:02,500
  1632. - Ya.
  1633. - Pertanyaan bagus.
  1634.  
  1635. 384
  1636. 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,292
  1637. Ya, membuatku berpikir.
  1638.  
  1639. 385
  1640. 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,875
  1641. Karakter superheromu
  1642. bernama Kapten Marvel.
  1643.  
  1644. 386
  1645. 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,208
  1646. Ya.
  1647.  
  1648. 387
  1649. 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,250
  1650. Mereka malas berusaha, ya?
  1651.  
  1652. 388
  1653. 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:11,958
  1654. Kenapa tak disebut
  1655.  
  1656. 389
  1657. 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,250
  1658. Kapten Buku Komik,
  1659.  
  1660. 390
  1661. 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,917
  1662. atau
  1663. Kapten Tak Bisa Mikir Lagi?
  1664.  
  1665. 391
  1666. 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,750
  1667. Apa nama superheromu?
  1668.  
  1669. 392
  1670. 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:18,750
  1671. Kapten Loyo?
  1672.  
  1673. 393
  1674. 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,167
  1675. Kubaca kau sangat
  1676. tertutup dan menolak
  1677.  
  1678. 394
  1679. 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,000
  1680. pertanyaan yang tak nyaman.
  1681.  
  1682. 395
  1683. 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,292
  1684. Ini dua bagian.
  1685.  
  1686. 396
  1687. 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:27,833
  1688. Apa itu benar,
  1689.  
  1690. 397
  1691. 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,000
  1692. dan berapa umurmu
  1693. saat haid pertama?
  1694.  
  1695. 398
  1696. 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,000
  1697. Kesuksesan acaranya
  1698.  
  1699. 399
  1700. 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,292
  1701. tergantung pada kenyataan bahwa
  1702.  
  1703. 400
  1704. 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,333
  1705. orang menertawakannya,
  1706.  
  1707. 401
  1708. 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:38,583
  1709. Bukan bersamanya.
  1710.  
  1711. 402
  1712. 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:42,042
  1713. Menurutku itu sangat menarik
  1714.  
  1715. 403
  1716. 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,958
  1717. bahwa orang seaneh itu
  1718.  
  1719. 404
  1720. 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,417
  1721. ternyata bisa ditonton.
  1722.  
  1723. 405
  1724. 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:53,625
  1725. Apa ini?
  1726.  
  1727. 406
  1728. 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,583
  1729. LAYANAN SALURAN AIR FLINCH
  1730.  
  1731. 407
  1732. 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:07,875
  1733. Carol!
  1734.  
  1735. 408
  1736. 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,875
  1737. - Ada apa di sini?
  1738. - Apa?
  1739.  
  1740. 409
  1741. 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:13,500
  1742. Apa yang terjadi?
  1743.  
  1744. 410
  1745. 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,125
  1746. Pipanya bermasalah.
  1747.  
  1748. 411
  1749. 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,708
  1750. Masa?
  1751.  
  1752. 412
  1753. 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,000
  1754. Ini bencana sempurna.
  1755.  
  1756. 413
  1757. 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,333
  1758. Pipa tua, penyumbatan saluran air.
  1759.  
  1760. 414
  1761. 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,125
  1762. Dan anehnya,
  1763.  
  1764. 415
  1765. 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,583
  1766. ada yang menjejalkan
  1767.  
  1768. 416
  1769. 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,125
  1770. sejumlah besar
  1771. pelapis celana kotor
  1772.  
  1773. 417
  1774. 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,500
  1775. - ke toiletmu.
  1776. - Ayolah!
  1777.  
  1778. 418
  1779. 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,875
  1780. Penyumbatan ini besar, bisa meledak.
  1781.  
  1782. 419
  1783. 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,875
  1784. Pelakunya harus dibalas.
  1785.  
  1786. 420
  1787. 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,292
  1788. - Menjijikkan!
  1789. - Astaga!
  1790.  
  1791. 421
  1792. 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,250
  1793. Zach, pipa dan konstruksi terlalu berisik.
  1794.  
  1795. 422
  1796. 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,542
  1797. - Kita takkan bisa...
  1798. - Tempat ini
  1799.  
  1800. 423
  1801. 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,083
  1802. harus kedap suara.
  1803.  
  1804. 424
  1805. 00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:45,917
  1806. Setiap sudut dan celah,
  1807.  
  1808. 425
  1809. 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,333
  1810. Laura dan Danny.
  1811.  
  1812. 426
  1813. 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,208
  1814. Aku ingin semuanya tak terasa, oke?
  1815.  
  1816. 427
  1817. 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,167
  1818. Lakukan saja!
  1819.  
  1820. 428
  1821. 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,583
  1822. BAGAIMANA MENSUNYIKAN RUANG?
  1823.  
  1824. 429
  1825. 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,042
  1826. Maksudku, aku hanya...
  1827.  
  1828. 430
  1829. 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,333
  1830. menonton RuPaul's Drag Race...
  1831.  
  1832. 431
  1833. 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,417
  1834. - Apa?
  1835. - Aku menonton TV malam ini...
  1836.  
  1837. 432
  1838. 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,583
  1839. tapi malam ini tak bisa, maaf.
  1840.  
  1841. 433
  1842. 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:14,708
  1843. Terima kasih.
  1844.  
  1845. 434
  1846. 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:19,458
  1847. - Matthew. Zach.
  1848. - McConaughey.
  1849.  
  1850. 435
  1851. 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,333
  1852. Terima kasih telah bergabung.
  1853.  
  1854. 436
  1855. 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,542
  1856. AKRILIK SILIKON CEPAT KERING
  1857.  
  1858. 437
  1859. 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,958
  1860. PANGGUNG A
  1861.  
  1862. 438
  1863. 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,750
  1864. Wawancaranya akan lancar.
  1865.  
  1866. 439
  1867. 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,375
  1868. Terima kasih. Ini akan bagus dan pendek.
  1869.  
  1870. 440
  1871. 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,292
  1872. Kau siap?
  1873.  
  1874. 441
  1875. 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,167
  1876. Ada kebocoran besar di sini.
  1877.  
  1878. 442
  1879. 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,333
  1880. - Semua baik-baik saja?
  1881. - Baik.
  1882.  
  1883. 443
  1884. 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,917
  1885. Ambil ponselmu!
  1886.  
  1887. 444
  1888. 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,917
  1889. - Ayo!
  1890. - Kita harus keluar!
  1891.  
  1892. 445
  1893. 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,708
  1894. Astaga!
  1895.  
  1896. 446
  1897. 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,042
  1898. Astaga.
  1899.  
  1900. 447
  1901. 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:17,750
  1902. Tidak.
  1903.  
  1904. 448
  1905. 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,542
  1906. Astaga.
  1907.  
  1908. 449
  1909. 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,583
  1910. Pakisku!
  1911.  
  1912. 450
  1913. 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:46,667
  1914. Apa yang terjadi?
  1915.  
  1916. 451
  1917. 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,958
  1918. Kacamataku!
  1919.  
  1920. 452
  1921. 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,292
  1922. Syukurlah kutemukan!
  1923.  
  1924. 453
  1925. 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,250
  1926. Aku dihubungi Will Ferrell
  1927. tadi. Ia amat marah.
  1928.  
  1929. 454
  1930. 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,250
  1931. Ia suruh aku berdiri
  1932. di luar stasiun ini,
  1933.  
  1934. 455
  1935. 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,167
  1936. dan berada di luar jam 3 sore.
  1937.  
  1938. 456
  1939. 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,333
  1940. Sudah jam tiga?
  1941.  
  1942. 457
  1943. 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:56,750
  1944. Kau.
  1945.  
  1946. 458
  1947. 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:57,792
  1948. Aku.
  1949.  
  1950. 459
  1951. 00:21:58,542 --> 00:21:59,375
  1952. Di dalam.
  1953.  
  1954. 460
  1955. 00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:05,083
  1956. Hei, lihat ini.
  1957.  
  1958. 461
  1959. 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:07,167
  1960. Itu klik aku.
  1961.  
  1962. 462
  1963. 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,750
  1964. Situs webku dijalankan dengan klik.
  1965.  
  1966. 463
  1967. 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,083
  1968. Kau lihat itu?
  1969.  
  1970. 464
  1971. 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:15,125
  1972. - Itu klik yang banyak.
  1973. - Apa lemak jatuh dari alismu
  1974.  
  1975. 465
  1976. 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,708
  1977. mengganggu matamu?
  1978.  
  1979. 466
  1980. 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,417
  1981. Kau membunuh Matthew McConaughey.
  1982.  
  1983. 467
  1984. 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,125
  1985. Dia mati?
  1986.  
  1987. 468
  1988. 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,875
  1989. Mereka berikan CPR padanya
  1990. dan dia...
  1991.  
  1992. 469
  1993. 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,458
  1994. hidup kembali.
  1995.  
  1996. 470
  1997. 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:31,083
  1998. Tapi... ia sempat mati sebentar.
  1999.  
  2000. 471
  2001. 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,833
  2002. Kau seorang pembunuh.
  2003.  
  2004. 472
  2005. 00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:34,500
  2006. Itu pembunuhan sementara,
  2007.  
  2008. 473
  2009. 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:35,833
  2010. bukan pembunuhan!
  2011.  
  2012. 474
  2013. 00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:39,292
  2014. Baik. Akan kusimpan rahasiamu.
  2015. Tapi kau berutang padaku.
  2016.  
  2017. 475
  2018. 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:40,958
  2019. Berutang apa?
  2020.  
  2021. 476
  2022. 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:44,000
  2023. Sepuluh episode
  2024. Between Two Ferns, ya?
  2025.  
  2026. 477
  2027. 00:22:44,292 --> 00:22:45,833
  2028. Tiga minggu dari sekarang.
  2029.  
  2030. 478
  2031. 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,167
  2032. Tidak. Tunggu,
  2033.  
  2034. 479
  2035. 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,542
  2036. jadikan ini menarik.
  2037.  
  2038. 480
  2039. 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,125
  2040. Dua minggu dari sekarang.
  2041.  
  2042. 481
  2043. 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:53,958
  2044. Jam 9 pagi.
  2045.  
  2046. 482
  2047. 00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,958
  2048. Bagaimana? Tak bisa syuting di sini.
  2049.  
  2050. 483
  2051. 00:22:56,042 --> 00:23:00,042
  2052. Temui para selebritas,
  2053. di mana pun mereka ada.
  2054.  
  2055. 484
  2056. 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,458
  2057. di seluruh negeri.
  2058.  
  2059. 485
  2060. 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,583
  2061. Tapi apa imbalannya, Tuan Ferrell?
  2062.  
  2063. 486
  2064. 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:05,250
  2065. Kau akan bermandikan...
  2066.  
  2067. 487
  2068. 00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:08,792
  2069. emas, rempah, permata langka,
  2070.  
  2071. 488
  2072. 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:10,667
  2073. baru mirah dan zamrud.
  2074.  
  2075. 489
  2076. 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,292
  2077. Tapi aku tidak mau itu.
  2078.  
  2079. 490
  2080. 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:15,625
  2081. Jika uang bukan harta yang kau inginkan,
  2082.  
  2083. 491
  2084. 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,250
  2085. katakanlah.
  2086.  
  2087. 492
  2088. 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,000
  2089. Apa gerangan...
  2090.  
  2091. 493
  2092. 00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:23,708
  2093. yang engkau...
  2094.  
  2095. 494
  2096. 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:25,750
  2097. inginkan?
  2098.  
  2099. 495
  2100. 00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:28,375
  2101. Acaraku sendiri di jaringan.
  2102.  
  2103. 496
  2104. 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,042
  2105. Lima malam seminggu.
  2106.  
  2107. 497
  2108. 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,333
  2109. Dengan tanda "Aplaus" dan penonton.
  2110.  
  2111. 498
  2112. 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:36,875
  2113. Aku ingin orang tertawa bersamaku,
  2114. bukan menertawakanku.
  2115.  
  2116. 499
  2117. 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,708
  2118. Penuhi kontraknya,
  2119.  
  2120. 500
  2121. 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,500
  2122. maka kita sepakat.
  2123.  
  2124. 501
  2125. 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:45,292
  2126. Sepuluh acara bincang internet,
  2127.  
  2128. 502
  2129. 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,500
  2130. dan beri aku
  2131. acara bincang Lifetime.
  2132.  
  2133. 503
  2134. 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:49,750
  2135. Lifetime?
  2136.  
  2137. 504
  2138. 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,625
  2139. Aku kulit putih, normal,
  2140. aku layak menerimanya.
  2141.  
  2142. 505
  2143. 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
  2144. Baik. Acaramu sendiri
  2145. di jaringan Lifetime.
  2146.  
  2147. 506
  2148. 00:23:58,375 --> 00:23:59,208
  2149. Aku terima.
  2150.  
  2151. 507
  2152. 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:01,000
  2153. Kuterima sekarang.
  2154.  
  2155. 508
  2156. 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:02,958
  2157. - Selesai.
  2158. - Selesai.
  2159.  
  2160. 509
  2161. 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:12,125
  2162. Membungkuklah.
  2163.  
  2164. 510
  2165. 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,250
  2166. - Kubaptis engkau...
  2167. - Bukan begitu.
  2168.  
  2169. 511
  2170. 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,458
  2171. ...dengan anugerah FOD.
  2172.  
  2173. 512
  2174. 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,917
  2175. Ayo, Zach Galifianakis yang muda
  2176. dan gemuk.
  2177.  
  2178. 513
  2179. 00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:27,125
  2180. Tunggangi kuda khayalanmu
  2181.  
  2182. 514
  2183. 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:29,917
  2184. melewati perbukitan dan lembah
  2185.  
  2186. 515
  2187. 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:32,250
  2188. di negeri ini
  2189.  
  2190. 516
  2191. 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:33,792
  2192. yang kita kenal
  2193.  
  2194. 517
  2195. 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,958
  2196. sebagai Amerika.
  2197.  
  2198. 518
  2199. 00:24:58,875 --> 00:24:59,708
  2200. Ayo!
  2201.  
  2202. 519
  2203. 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,750
  2204. Jangan di depan. Sana!
  2205.  
  2206. 520
  2207. 00:25:07,042 --> 00:25:07,917
  2208. Teman-teman,
  2209.  
  2210. 521
  2211. 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,500
  2212. Tuan Will Ferrell menjanjikan
  2213.  
  2214. 522
  2215. 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,875
  2216. kita semua
  2217.  
  2218. 523
  2219. 00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:14,583
  2220. acara bincang...
  2221.  
  2222. 524
  2223. 00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,583
  2224. jaringan malam hari yang baru
  2225.  
  2226. 525
  2227. 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:19,875
  2228. Dia ingin kita mengerjakannya?
  2229.  
  2230. 526
  2231. 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:21,167
  2232. Ia bilang begitu?
  2233.  
  2234. 527
  2235. 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:22,917
  2236. Ya, dia sebut nama kalian,
  2237.  
  2238. 528
  2239. 00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,292
  2240. dan ia bayar perjalanan kita.
  2241.  
  2242. 529
  2243. 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,917
  2244. Ayo cari dan rekam selebritas!
  2245.  
  2246. 530
  2247. 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,833
  2248. Siapa?
  2249.  
  2250. 531
  2251. 00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:30,167
  2252. Aku belum tahu.
  2253.  
  2254. 532
  2255. 00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:32,833
  2256. - Carol mengerjakannya...
  2257. - Aku?
  2258.  
  2259. 533
  2260. 00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:36,042
  2261. Ia tak tahu kita sedang apa,
  2262. dia tak kerjakan apa pun!
  2263.  
  2264. 534
  2265. 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,917
  2266. - Aku mulai sekarang.
  2267. - Dia tahu, Cam.
  2268.  
  2269. 535
  2270. 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,708
  2271. Lebih baik tak tahu yang terjadi.
  2272. Arahkan saja kamera, dan tutup mulutmu.
  2273.  
  2274. 536
  2275. 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,792
  2276. Senang mendengar itu sambil diculik.
  2277.  
  2278. 537
  2279. 00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:50,708
  2280. Berapa lama perjalanan ini?
  2281.  
  2282. 538
  2283. 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,417
  2284. Perjalanannya hanya butuh dua...
  2285.  
  2286. 539
  2287. 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:54,625
  2288. dua minggu.
  2289.  
  2290. 540
  2291. 00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:55,792
  2292. Dua minggu?
  2293.  
  2294. 541
  2295. 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,542
  2296. Untuk menemui orang besar,
  2297.  
  2298. 542
  2299. 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,333
  2300. harus berani ambil risiko,
  2301.  
  2302. 543
  2303. 00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:00,750
  2304. aku pengambil risiko.
  2305.  
  2306. 544
  2307. 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:03,667
  2308. Kita syuting Between Two Ferns di jalan!
  2309.  
  2310. 545
  2311. 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:07,250
  2312. Zach, kurasa kutemukan seseorang.
  2313.  
  2314. 546
  2315. 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,125
  2316. - Bagus!
  2317. - Tiga jam lagi.
  2318.  
  2319. 547
  2320. 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,708
  2321. - Sungguh?
  2322. - Ya.
  2323.  
  2324. 548
  2325. 00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:12,750
  2326. Siapa itu?
  2327.  
  2328. 549
  2329. 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:24,208
  2330. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  2331. Between Two Ferns.
  2332.  
  2333. 550
  2334. 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,833
  2335. Aku Zach Galifianakis.
  2336.  
  2337. 551
  2338. 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:29,375
  2339. Tamu hari ini
  2340. Santa Claus dengan gangguan makan.
  2341.  
  2342. 552
  2343. 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:31,625
  2344. Kau tampak baik.
  2345.  
  2346. 553
  2347. 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:34,833
  2348. - Kau juga.
  2349. - Kau baru bangun dari tidur 15 tahun?
  2350.  
  2351. 554
  2352. 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,292
  2353. Kau seperti Steve Jobs sekarang.
  2354.  
  2355. 555
  2356. 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,208
  2357. Baiklah.
  2358.  
  2359. 556
  2360. 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,792
  2361. Acara Netflixmu berjudul
  2362. My Next Guest Needs No Introduction.
  2363.  
  2364. 557
  2365. 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:47,042
  2366. Tidakkah lebih baik
  2367. My Next Show Will Have No Viewers?
  2368.  
  2369. 558
  2370. 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,333
  2371. Ya, kami mempertimbangkan itu.
  2372.  
  2373. 559
  2374. 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,042
  2375. Dan itu tak bagus?
  2376.  
  2377. 560
  2378. 00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:53,833
  2379. Itu bagus,
  2380.  
  2381. 561
  2382. 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,583
  2383. tapi menyakiti perasaanku.
  2384.  
  2385. 562
  2386. 00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:57,750
  2387. Ceritakan soal janggutmu.
  2388.  
  2389. 563
  2390. 00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,667
  2391. Apa itu Trik Manusia Bodoh?
  2392.  
  2393. 564
  2394. 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:02,167
  2395. Between Two Ferns
  2396. atau Between The Ferns?
  2397.  
  2398. 565
  2399. 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:03,500
  2400. Between Two Ferns.
  2401.  
  2402. 566
  2403. 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,083
  2404. Ya, tapi itu jelas.
  2405.  
  2406. 567
  2407. 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,542
  2408. Acaramu larut malam.
  2409. Semua tahu itu.
  2410.  
  2411. 568
  2412. 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:08,833
  2413. Di luar gelap.
  2414.  
  2415. 569
  2416. 00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:11,042
  2417. Kenapa disebut Late Show?
  2418.  
  2419. 570
  2420. 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,458
  2421. Jika kau mau ribut soal judul...
  2422.  
  2423. 571
  2424. 00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:16,083
  2425. Aku hanya bilang,
  2426. Between The Ferns, bagus.
  2427.  
  2428. 572
  2429. 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,875
  2430. Between Two Ferns, jelek!
  2431.  
  2432. 573
  2433. 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,875
  2434. Suatu hari kau bisa gila dan tambah
  2435. pakis ketiga.
  2436.  
  2437. 574
  2438. 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,167
  2439. - Tak terpikir.
  2440. - Ya.
  2441.  
  2442. 575
  2443. 00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,125
  2444. Banyak yang tak kau pikirkan.
  2445.  
  2446. 576
  2447. 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,833
  2448. Nama putramu Harry.
  2449. Itu berdasarkan wajahmu?
  2450.  
  2451. 577
  2452. 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:33,167
  2453. Itu nama mendiang ayahku.
  2454.  
  2455. 578
  2456. 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:35,875
  2457. Bagaimana perasaanmu?
  2458.  
  2459. 579
  2460. 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,750
  2461. Aku tak tahu itu akan
  2462. jadi berita menyedihkan.
  2463.  
  2464. 580
  2465. 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:42,667
  2466. Kau tak punya
  2467. kapasitas untuk empati atau rasa malu.
  2468.  
  2469. 581
  2470. 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,500
  2471. Bisa terima kritik membangun?
  2472.  
  2473. 582
  2474. 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:47,917
  2475. Ya.
  2476.  
  2477. 583
  2478. 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,458
  2479. Kau menyebalkan.
  2480.  
  2481. 584
  2482. 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:51,500
  2483. Terima kasih.
  2484.  
  2485. 585
  2486. 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,042
  2487. Kau suka mobil cepat.
  2488.  
  2489. 586
  2490. 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,500
  2491. Dalam hal apa penismu kecil?
  2492.  
  2493. 587
  2494. 00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,792
  2495. Boleh berkomentar soal itu?
  2496.  
  2497. 588
  2498. 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,917
  2499. Belum pernah ada yang membahas
  2500.  
  2501. 589
  2502. 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,875
  2503. penisku, ukuran penisku,
  2504.  
  2505. 590
  2506. 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,542
  2507. cara pakai penisku,
  2508.  
  2509. 591
  2510. 00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:08,958
  2511. atau testisku.
  2512.  
  2513. 592
  2514. 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,000
  2515. Jadi, aku ingin tahu
  2516. tentang patologi di balik ini.
  2517.  
  2518. 593
  2519. 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,042
  2520. Astaga.
  2521.  
  2522. 594
  2523. 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,125
  2524. Apa?
  2525.  
  2526. 595
  2527. 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:16,417
  2528. Apa katamu?
  2529.  
  2530. 596
  2531. 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,083
  2532. Aku berkata, "Astaga."
  2533.  
  2534. 597
  2535. 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:20,958
  2536. Jangan bicara lagi.
  2537.  
  2538. 598
  2539. 00:28:21,042 --> 00:28:24,042
  2540. Sulit untuk tak bicara jika
  2541. kau bilang hal bodoh.
  2542.  
  2543. 599
  2544. 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,875
  2545. Ini menyenangkan.
  2546. Serius. Terima kasih.
  2547.  
  2548. 600
  2549. 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,542
  2550. Terima kasih.
  2551.  
  2552. 601
  2553. 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,417
  2554. Aku ingin bilang bahwa...
  2555.  
  2556. 602
  2557. 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,000
  2558. - Ini inspirasi besar bagiku...
  2559. - Bagus.
  2560.  
  2561. 603
  2562. 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:38,583
  2563. - ...karena aku mau acara sendiri.
  2564. - Hebat.
  2565.  
  2566. 604
  2567. 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:41,708
  2568. Itu membuatku bahagia,
  2569. seperti dirimu.
  2570.  
  2571. 605
  2572. 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:44,667
  2573. Ya, tentu.
  2574.  
  2575. 606
  2576. 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,125
  2577. Semoga berhasil.
  2578.  
  2579. 607
  2580. 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,542
  2581. - Oke.
  2582. - Membuatmu senang!
  2583.  
  2584. 608
  2585. 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,167
  2586. - Benar?
  2587. - Ya!
  2588.  
  2589. 609
  2590. 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:52,750
  2591. - Ya.
  2592. - Oke.
  2593.  
  2594. 610
  2595. 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:53,667
  2596. Baiklah.
  2597.  
  2598. 611
  2599. 00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:55,875
  2600. - Terima kasih waktumu.
  2601. - Arah mana?
  2602.  
  2603. 612
  2604. 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,292
  2605. Ke sana, ke orang itu.
  2606.  
  2607. 613
  2608. 00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,375
  2609. Terima kasih.
  2610.  
  2611. 614
  2612. 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:00,667
  2613. Sampai jumpa.
  2614.  
  2615. 615
  2616. 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:02,625
  2617. Jangan injak rumput.
  2618.  
  2619. 616
  2620. 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,500
  2621. - Kita di rumput.
  2622. - Dah.
  2623.  
  2624. 617
  2625. 00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:07,500
  2626. Sampai jumpa. Jaga dirimu.
  2627.  
  2628. 618
  2629. 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:10,042
  2630. Wah.
  2631.  
  2632. 619
  2633. 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,958
  2634. - Halo.
  2635. - Check-in hari ini?
  2636.  
  2637. 620
  2638. 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,167
  2639. Apa?
  2640.  
  2641. 621
  2642. 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,417
  2643. Jadi bagaimana?
  2644.  
  2645. 622
  2646. 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:20,833
  2647. Kau taruh kita semua di kamar kecil?
  2648.  
  2649. 623
  2650. 00:29:20,917 --> 00:29:22,500
  2651. Tak ada yang mau bersamamu.
  2652.  
  2653. 624
  2654. 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:23,417
  2655. Selamat siang.
  2656.  
  2657. 625
  2658. 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,417
  2659. Pesan empat kamar.
  2660.  
  2661. 626
  2662. 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,042
  2663. - Empat?
  2664. - Terpisah.
  2665.  
  2666. 627
  2667. 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,042
  2668. Satu...
  2669.  
  2670. 628
  2671. 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,875
  2672. - Sekamar sendiri?
  2673. - Dua...
  2674.  
  2675. 629
  2676. 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:32,125
  2677. tiga, dan empat.
  2678.  
  2679. 630
  2680. 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,833
  2681. - Sekamar sendiri!
  2682. - Bagus!
  2683.  
  2684. 631
  2685. 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:34,750
  2686. Itu bagus.
  2687.  
  2688. 632
  2689. 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,708
  2690. Selamat malam.
  2691.  
  2692. 633
  2693. 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,083
  2694. Carol!
  2695.  
  2696. 634
  2697. 00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:49,458
  2698. Terima kasih mau tampil.
  2699. Sedang apa di sini?
  2700.  
  2701. 635
  2702. 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:53,250
  2703. Aku sedang bekerja untuk Yayasanku.
  2704.  
  2705. 636
  2706. 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,917
  2707. - Apa itu?
  2708. - Bones For Kids.
  2709.  
  2710. 637
  2711. 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:58,500
  2712. Untuk anak yang lahir tanpa tulang.
  2713.  
  2714. 638
  2715. 00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,167
  2716. - Mengerikan.
  2717. - Ya.
  2718.  
  2719. 639
  2720. 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,625
  2721. Apa yang bisa kubantu?
  2722.  
  2723. 640
  2724. 00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:05,917
  2725. Kau bisa menyumbang tulang lengan.
  2726. Kau tak perlu itu semua.
  2727.  
  2728. 641
  2729. 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,958
  2730. Yang ini bisa kau pakai.
  2731.  
  2732. 642
  2733. 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,542
  2734. Yang ini juga.
  2735.  
  2736. 643
  2737. 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,042
  2738. Tapi untuk seorang anak,
  2739.  
  2740. 644
  2741. 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:12,292
  2742. itu tulang kering.
  2743.  
  2744. 645
  2745. 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,750
  2746. Sepertinya palsu...
  2747.  
  2748. 646
  2749. 00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:20,208
  2750. seperti amal palsu,
  2751.  
  2752. 647
  2753. 00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:23,125
  2754. anak-anak tanpa ereksi (boner)...
  2755. tulang (bone).
  2756.  
  2757. 648
  2758. 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,583
  2759. Kenapa pakai kertas untuk...
  2760.  
  2761. 649
  2762. 00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,375
  2763. - Aku mendengarmu.
  2764. - Diam.
  2765.  
  2766. 650
  2767. 00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:31,750
  2768. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  2769. Between Two Ferns.
  2770.  
  2771. 651
  2772. 00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:33,375
  2773. Tamuku hari
  2774.  
  2775. 652
  2776. 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:34,958
  2777. ini Paul Rudd.
  2778.  
  2779. 653
  2780. 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,375
  2781. Terima kasih, Paul.
  2782.  
  2783. 654
  2784. 00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:40,625
  2785. Ada orang yang punya semuanya.
  2786. Penampilan, bakat.
  2787.  
  2788. 655
  2789. 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:45,458
  2790. - Bagaimana rasanya punya penampilan saja?
  2791. - Hebat.
  2792.  
  2793. 656
  2794. 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:49,500
  2795. Jika penampilanmu tak begini,
  2796. selain akting, kau kerja apa?
  2797.  
  2798. 657
  2799. 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:50,417
  2800. Mengepel?
  2801.  
  2802. 658
  2803. 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:53,375
  2804. Kubaca kau mau berhenti
  2805.  
  2806. 659
  2807. 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:54,542
  2808. dan menghilang?
  2809.  
  2810. 660
  2811. 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:56,708
  2812. Kau baca di mana?
  2813.  
  2814. 661
  2815. 00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,000
  2816. Di sini. Aku menulisnya.
  2817.  
  2818. 662
  2819. 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,542
  2820. Pilih mana,
  2821.  
  2822. 663
  2823. 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:04,875
  2824. berada di film Marvel,
  2825. atau di bidang yang tak dikenal?
  2826.  
  2827. 664
  2828. 00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:07,792
  2829. Film Marvel.
  2830.  
  2831. 665
  2832. 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:12,125
  2833. Apa kau minta saran ke pelatih aktingmu
  2834. cara berperan sebagai semut?
  2835.  
  2836. 666
  2837. 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,958
  2838. Aku tak punya pelatih akting.
  2839.  
  2840. 667
  2841. 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:15,542
  2842. Oh, pantas.
  2843.  
  2844. 668
  2845. 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:20,625
  2846. Punya saran apa untuk menyembunyikan
  2847. keyahudian sebaik dirimu?
  2848.  
  2849. 669
  2850. 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,083
  2851. Aku tak sembunyikan keyahudianku.
  2852.  
  2853. 670
  2854. 00:31:23,292 --> 00:31:26,000
  2855. "Aku tak sembunyikan keyahudianku."
  2856.  
  2857. 671
  2858. 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,500
  2859. Ya.
  2860.  
  2861. 672
  2862. 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,958
  2863. Yesus itu Yahudi, tak ia sembunyikan.
  2864.  
  2865. 673
  2866. 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:33,292
  2867. Ya, ia menampilkannya agar semua tahu.
  2868.  
  2869. 674
  2870. 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,167
  2871. Ia salah satu yang terbaik.
  2872.  
  2873. 675
  2874. 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:37,083
  2875. - Kau sedang berlatih?
  2876. - Tidak.
  2877.  
  2878. 676
  2879. 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,875
  2880. Aku bukan praktisi Yahudi.
  2881.  
  2882. 677
  2883. 00:31:40,042 --> 00:31:41,458
  2884. Aku menyempurnakannya.
  2885.  
  2886. 678
  2887. 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:50,750
  2888. - Zach?
  2889. - Ya?
  2890.  
  2891. 679
  2892. 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,792
  2893. Kabar buruk.
  2894.  
  2895. 680
  2896. 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:55,583
  2897. Jake Gyllenhaal batal.
  2898.  
  2899. 681
  2900. 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:56,708
  2901. Kenapa?
  2902.  
  2903. 682
  2904. 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,750
  2905. Salah eja nama di tiket pesawat.
  2906.  
  2907. 683
  2908. 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,042
  2909. Apa?
  2910.  
  2911. 684
  2912. 00:32:00,542 --> 00:32:01,625
  2913. Terlalu banyak A.
  2914.  
  2915. 685
  2916. 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,833
  2917. - Aku tak tahu harus bagaimana.
  2918. - Astaga!
  2919.  
  2920. 686
  2921. 00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:09,750
  2922. Itu! Chrissy Teigen!
  2923.  
  2924. 687
  2925. 00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:11,250
  2926. Ia supermodel.
  2927.  
  2928. 688
  2929. 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:12,708
  2930. Seberapa super?
  2931.  
  2932. 689
  2933. 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:14,042
  2934. Ia istri John Legend.
  2935.  
  2936. 690
  2937. 00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:21,125
  2938. Bicaralah dengannya.
  2939.  
  2940. 691
  2941. 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,292
  2942. Berdiri!
  2943.  
  2944. 692
  2945. 00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:24,500
  2946. Ayo!
  2947.  
  2948. 693
  2949. 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:26,458
  2950. Oke.
  2951.  
  2952. 694
  2953. 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:31,667
  2954. - Hai.
  2955. - Hai.
  2956.  
  2957. 695
  2958. 00:32:32,792 --> 00:32:34,542
  2959. Brandy Alexander satu lagi.
  2960.  
  2961. 696
  2962. 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,083
  2963. - Halo.
  2964. - Astaga, aku tahu kau!
  2965.  
  2966. 697
  2967. 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,375
  2968. - Benarkah?
  2969. - Kau dari Between Two Ferns.
  2970.  
  2971. 698
  2972. 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:44,917
  2973. Aku suka acaramu.
  2974.  
  2975. 699
  2976. 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,083
  2977. Kau lihat acaraku?
  2978.  
  2979. 700
  2980. 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:48,375
  2981. Semua orang melihatnya.
  2982. Lucu sekali.
  2983.  
  2984. 701
  2985. 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,250
  2986. Kau sangat...
  2987.  
  2988. 702
  2989. 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:51,708
  2990. tidak nyaman,
  2991.  
  2992. 703
  2993. 00:32:51,792 --> 00:32:53,583
  2994. dan aneh, dan canggung,
  2995.  
  2996. 704
  2997. 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:57,083
  2998. semua tamu, mereka membencinya,
  2999. tapi mereka ada di sana!
  3000.  
  3001. 705
  3002. 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,958
  3003. - Aku suka.
  3004. - Bukan yang kucari, tapi...
  3005.  
  3006. 706
  3007. 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,167
  3008. - Maaf.
  3009. - Tak apa.
  3010.  
  3011. 707
  3012. 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,375
  3013. Boleh aku bertanya?
  3014.  
  3015. 708
  3016. 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,292
  3017. Tanyakan saja.
  3018.  
  3019. 709
  3020. 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,083
  3021. Bagaimana kau memulainya?
  3022.  
  3023. 710
  3024. 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:10,708
  3025. Bagaimana kau menjadi...
  3026.  
  3027. 711
  3028. 00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,875
  3029. Itu selalu ditanyakan,
  3030. itu sebenarnya cerita lucu.
  3031.  
  3032. 712
  3033. 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,625
  3034. Jadi, tahun 2003,
  3035.  
  3036. 713
  3037. 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:18,417
  3038. ada orang muncul di rumahku
  3039. membawa kotak,
  3040.  
  3041. 714
  3042. 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,375
  3043. ia bilang, "Jika kau tekan tombol ini,
  3044.  
  3045. 715
  3046. 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,583
  3047. impian terbesarmu akan terwujud,
  3048.  
  3049. 716
  3050. 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,292
  3051. tapi ada yang akan mati."
  3052.  
  3053. 717
  3054. 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:30,042
  3055. Aku menekannya,
  3056. Tuan Rogers tewas, dan...
  3057.  
  3058. 718
  3059. 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,583
  3060. - Apa?
  3061. - ...aku di sini.
  3062.  
  3063. 719
  3064. 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:34,917
  3065. Karena kau tekan tombolnya?
  3066.  
  3067. 720
  3068. 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,292
  3069. Hidupnya bahagia...
  3070.  
  3071. 721
  3072. 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,958
  3073. Ada tamu yang batal di...
  3074.  
  3075. 722
  3076. 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,417
  3077. saat terakhir untuk acaraku.
  3078.  
  3079. 723
  3080. 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,417
  3081. Apa aku bisa mewawancaraimu?
  3082.  
  3083. 724
  3084. 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,792
  3085. Aku punya ide yang lebih baik.
  3086.  
  3087. 725
  3088. 00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:56,000
  3089. Kau menyentuh tanganku.
  3090.  
  3091. 726
  3092. 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:57,375
  3093. Dengar,
  3094.  
  3095. 727
  3096. 00:33:57,625 --> 00:34:00,042
  3097. bagaimana kalau kita ke atas?
  3098.  
  3099. 728
  3100. 00:34:01,292 --> 00:34:03,083
  3101. Bagaimana dengan John Legend?
  3102.  
  3103. 729
  3104. 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,667
  3105. Tak apa-apa, dia di
  3106. rumah memoles EGOT-nya.
  3107.  
  3108. 730
  3109. 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,000
  3110. Itu penisnya?
  3111.  
  3112. 731
  3113. 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:21,042
  3114. Ayolah.
  3115.  
  3116. 732
  3117. 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:36,500
  3118. Itu di kamar hotelku.
  3119. Bagaimana kau dapat itu?
  3120.  
  3121. 733
  3122. 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:39,583
  3123. Kamera di mana-mana.
  3124. Kau bilang harus terus syuting.
  3125.  
  3126. 734
  3127. 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:42,875
  3128. Selama ini kau merekamku
  3129. di setiap kamar hotelku?
  3130.  
  3131. 735
  3132. 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:44,167
  3133. Ya.
  3134.  
  3135. 736
  3136. 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:49,792
  3137. Ini tak boleh masuk dalam dokumenter.
  3138. Dengar?
  3139.  
  3140. 737
  3141. 00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:52,000
  3142. Sama sekali.
  3143.  
  3144. 738
  3145. 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:53,583
  3146. Musnahkan.
  3147.  
  3148. 739
  3149. 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:55,958
  3150. Sekarang.
  3151.  
  3152. 740
  3153. 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,792
  3154. Sebelumnya, kirimkan lewal surel.
  3155.  
  3156. 741
  3157. 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,833
  3158. Selamat datang.
  3159. Kami memasak dengan kayu.
  3160.  
  3161. 742
  3162. 00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:09,083
  3163. Mau penyembur madu?
  3164.  
  3165. 743
  3166. 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:10,375
  3167. Apa itu?
  3168.  
  3169. 744
  3170. 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,458
  3171. Hanya limun.
  3172.  
  3173. 745
  3174. 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:12,917
  3175. Wow, hebat.
  3176.  
  3177. 746
  3178. 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,833
  3179. Kukatakan apa adanya.
  3180.  
  3181. 747
  3182. 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,917
  3183. Aku mau ayam gorengnya.
  3184.  
  3185. 748
  3186. 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:18,458
  3187. Aku mau iga babi.
  3188.  
  3189. 749
  3190. 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:20,042
  3191. - Aku mau yang spesial.
  3192.  
  3193. 750
  3194. 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:24,917
  3195. - Ada sushi?
  3196. - Aku bisa menaruh stik ikan dalam nasi.
  3197.  
  3198. 751
  3199. 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,917
  3200. Tak apa-apa. Tambah saus ya.
  3201.  
  3202. 752
  3203. 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,625
  3204. Bagus. Segera kembali.
  3205.  
  3206. 753
  3207. 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,542
  3208. - Terima kasih.
  3209. - Siapa namamu?
  3210.  
  3211. 754
  3212. 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:32,083
  3213. - Mike.
  3214. - Trims, Mike.
  3215.  
  3216. 755
  3217. 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,708
  3218. Panggil aku Michael.
  3219.  
  3220. 756
  3221. 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:35,375
  3222. Trims, Michael.
  3223.  
  3224. 757
  3225. 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,083
  3226. Itu sangat bagus. Wow.
  3227.  
  3228. 758
  3229. 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,083
  3230. - Aku ke toilet.
  3231. - Benar?
  3232.  
  3233. 759
  3234. 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:40,833
  3235. Oke!
  3236.  
  3237. 760
  3238. 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:42,083
  3239. Terima kasih.
  3240.  
  3241. 761
  3242. 00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:44,000
  3243. Dapat selebritas!
  3244.  
  3245. 762
  3246. 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:44,917
  3247. Bagus!
  3248.  
  3249. 763
  3250. 00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:46,542
  3251. John Legend!
  3252.  
  3253. 764
  3254. 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,000
  3255. Senangnya!
  3256.  
  3257. 765
  3258. 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,208
  3259. Si...
  3260.  
  3261. 766
  3262. 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:52,542
  3263. Ya, si pemain piano!
  3264.  
  3265. 767
  3266. 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:54,667
  3267. Dia bilang ke manajernya bahwa
  3268.  
  3269. 768
  3270. 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:57,500
  3271. ingin tampil
  3272. dan ia sedang terbang ke sini,
  3273.  
  3274. 769
  3275. 00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:58,875
  3276. - Sekarang?
  3277. - Ya.
  3278.  
  3279. 770
  3280. 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
  3281. Ia bergegas.
  3282.  
  3283. 771
  3284. 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,125
  3285. Jujur, belum pernah kulihat orang
  3286.  
  3287. 772
  3288. 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,042
  3289. begitu ingin masuk acara kita.
  3290.  
  3291. 773
  3292. 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,875
  3293. Kapan dia datang?
  3294.  
  3295. 774
  3296. 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,708
  3297. - Segera.
  3298. - Di mana dia?
  3299.  
  3300. 775
  3301. 00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:12,708
  3302. Kata timnya beberapa menit lagi.
  3303.  
  3304. 776
  3305. 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,208
  3306. Mungkin aku akan pergi.
  3307.  
  3308. 777
  3309. 00:36:14,292 --> 00:36:15,625
  3310. - Zach!
  3311. - Apa?
  3312.  
  3313. 778
  3314. 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:17,750
  3315. Hai.
  3316.  
  3317. 779
  3318. 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,583
  3319. Apa kabar, Kawan?
  3320.  
  3321. 780
  3322. 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:24,542
  3323. Senang bertemu kau, Bung.
  3324.  
  3325. 781
  3326. 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,250
  3327. Sedang ada di sini.
  3328.  
  3329. 782
  3330. 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:27,500
  3331. Bagus.
  3332.  
  3333. 783
  3334. 00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:29,875
  3335. - Ya, silakan duduk.
  3336. - Ya.
  3337.  
  3338. 784
  3339. 00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:31,500
  3340. - Oke.
  3341. - Oke
  3342.  
  3343. 785
  3344. 00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:35,292
  3345. Sudah lama aku ingin masuk acaramu.
  3346.  
  3347. 786
  3348. 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:36,958
  3349. Kubahas dengan manajerku.
  3350.  
  3351. 787
  3352. 00:36:37,042 --> 00:36:39,000
  3353. - Sangat senang ada di sini.
  3354. - Ya.
  3355.  
  3356. 788
  3357. 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:40,417
  3358. Semuanya baik, Zach?
  3359.  
  3360. 789
  3361. 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,875
  3362. Semua baik.
  3363.  
  3364. 790
  3365. 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:45,292
  3366. Hanya terkadang aku gugup sebelum tampil.
  3367.  
  3368. 791
  3369. 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:46,750
  3370. Oke.
  3371.  
  3372. 792
  3373. 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:52,125
  3374. Hai, selamat datang di edisi lain
  3375. Between Two Ferns.
  3376.  
  3377. 793
  3378. 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:53,833
  3379. Aku Zach Galifianakis,
  3380.  
  3381. 794
  3382. 00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:55,042
  3383. dan tamuku hari ini
  3384.  
  3385. 795
  3386. 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,500
  3387. John Legend.
  3388.  
  3389. 796
  3390. 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:58,000
  3391. - Hei, Zach!
  3392. - Hei, John.
  3393.  
  3394. 797
  3395. 00:36:58,292 --> 00:37:00,458
  3396. Boleh minta tanda tangan untuk ibuku?
  3397.  
  3398. 798
  3399. 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:01,667
  3400. Tentu.
  3401.  
  3402. 799
  3403. 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:04,042
  3404. - Akan ia berikan ke ibunya.
  3405. - Oke.
  3406.  
  3407. 800
  3408. 00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:05,875
  3409. Nenek juga hebat.
  3410.  
  3411. 801
  3412. 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
  3413. - Tak keberatan dengan semua ini?
  3414. - Tidak.
  3415.  
  3416. 802
  3417. 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:12,750
  3418. Aku senang sekali!
  3419.  
  3420. 803
  3421. 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:13,833
  3422. Kau senang?
  3423.  
  3424. 804
  3425. 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,083
  3426. Kita punya kesamaan,
  3427.  
  3428. 805
  3429. 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:21,083
  3430. sama-sama suka menggelitik.
  3431.  
  3432. 806
  3433. 00:37:21,208 --> 00:37:23,292
  3434. Kau main piano, aku melawak.
  3435.  
  3436. 807
  3437. 00:37:24,917 --> 00:37:25,792
  3438. Kau hebat!
  3439.  
  3440. 808
  3441. 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,333
  3442. Ini hal bagus.
  3443.  
  3444. 809
  3445. 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:30,625
  3446. Gelarmu banyak,
  3447.  
  3448. 810
  3449. 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:32,292
  3450. musisi, aktor,
  3451.  
  3452. 811
  3453. 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,167
  3454. produser, filantropis.
  3455.  
  3456. 812
  3457. 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:38,208
  3458. Tapi akhirnya kau 'kan hanya jutawan
  3459. beristri supermodel?
  3460.  
  3461. 813
  3462. 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,375
  3463. Aku menikah dengan supermodel, ya.
  3464.  
  3465. 814
  3466. 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
  3467. Nanti kucari ia.
  3468.  
  3469. 815
  3470. 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,167
  3471. Ia menemuinya.
  3472.  
  3473. 816
  3474. 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:49,333
  3475. Benarkah?
  3476.  
  3477. 817
  3478. 00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:50,250
  3479. Ya.
  3480.  
  3481. 818
  3482. 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:51,875
  3483. - Kapan?
  3484. - Tentu.
  3485.  
  3486. 819
  3487. 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:53,458
  3488. Di bar.
  3489.  
  3490. 820
  3491. 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,208
  3492. Kau bertemu istriku di bar?
  3493.  
  3494. 821
  3495. 00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:58,250
  3496. - Aku bertemu banyak orang.
  3497. - Semalam.
  3498.  
  3499. 822
  3500. 00:37:59,167 --> 00:38:00,875
  3501. Kau bertemu istriku semalam?
  3502.  
  3503. 823
  3504. 00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,042
  3505. Seperti apa dia?
  3506.  
  3507. 824
  3508. 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:02,958
  3509. Dia cantik,
  3510.  
  3511. 825
  3512. 00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:05,458
  3513. kubilang padamu temui dia,
  3514. kita wawancara.
  3515.  
  3516. 826
  3517. 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,792
  3518. - Tak ingat.
  3519. - Kenapa menatapku seperti itu?
  3520.  
  3521. 827
  3522. 00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:12,292
  3523. - Apa?
  3524. - Rasanya kau menyampaikan
  3525.  
  3526. 828
  3527. 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:14,500
  3528. - hal yang tak kupahami.
  3529. - Diamlah.
  3530.  
  3531. 829
  3532. 00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:19,333
  3533. Carol.
  3534.  
  3535. 830
  3536. 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,833
  3537. Zach!
  3538.  
  3539. 831
  3540. 00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:22,958
  3541. Itu menyenangkan.
  3542.  
  3543. 832
  3544. 00:38:23,458 --> 00:38:24,292
  3545. Ya.
  3546.  
  3547. 833
  3548. 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:25,583
  3549. Jangan pergi.
  3550.  
  3551. 834
  3552. 00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:27,500
  3553. Peluk aku, Bro.
  3554.  
  3555. 835
  3556. 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:28,792
  3557. Oke.
  3558.  
  3559. 836
  3560. 00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:33,125
  3561. Aku tahu yang kau lakukan.
  3562.  
  3563. 837
  3564. 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:42,792
  3565. Astaga!
  3566.  
  3567. 838
  3568. 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,917
  3569. Aku keluar sebentar lagi.
  3570.  
  3571. 839
  3572. 00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:48,208
  3573. Di pintu belakang.
  3574.  
  3575. 840
  3576. 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,625
  3577. Zach?
  3578.  
  3579. 841
  3580. 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:51,917
  3581. Ada apai?
  3582.  
  3583. 842
  3584. 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,750
  3585. Penisku disemprot air pala!
  3586.  
  3587. 843
  3588. 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:54,667
  3589. Apa salahmu?
  3590.  
  3591. 844
  3592. 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,417
  3593. Dia balas dendam karena
  3594. aku tidur dengan istrinya!
  3595.  
  3596. 845
  3597. 00:38:58,875 --> 00:38:59,708
  3598. Apa?
  3599.  
  3600. 846
  3601. 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:03,667
  3602. Aku bercinta dengan Chrissy Teigen!
  3603.  
  3604. 847
  3605. 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:04,958
  3606. Tidak.
  3607.  
  3608. 848
  3609. 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,833
  3610. Kenapa dia datang
  3611. dan menyemprotku di situ?
  3612.  
  3613. 849
  3614. 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,958
  3615. Nanti juga hilang.
  3616.  
  3617. 850
  3618. 00:39:11,042 --> 00:39:13,167
  3619. Aku pernah disemprot. Lumayan.
  3620.  
  3621. 851
  3622. 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:17,292
  3623. Astaga!
  3624.  
  3625. 852
  3626. 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:20,375
  3627. SELAMAT DATANG DI KANSAS
  3628.  
  3629. 853
  3630. 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,292
  3631. ACARA TANDA TANGAN HARI INI
  3632.  
  3633. 854
  3634. 00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:25,625
  3635. Permisi, Tuan Hamm?
  3636.  
  3637. 855
  3638. 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,375
  3639. - Hai!
  3640. - Hai, namaku Zach,
  3641.  
  3642. 856
  3643. 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:31,083
  3644. Aku punya acara akses publik,
  3645. bersedia jadi tamu?
  3646.  
  3647. 857
  3648. 00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:34,625
  3649. Tentu saja.
  3650.  
  3651. 858
  3652. 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,500
  3653. Kita istirahat dulu.
  3654.  
  3655. 859
  3656. 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:39,083
  3657. Temanku Jack memintaku tampil
  3658. di acaranya,
  3659.  
  3660. 860
  3661. 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,833
  3662. dan aku tak menolak, jadi...
  3663.  
  3664. 861
  3665. 00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:42,375
  3666. terima kasih banyak.
  3667.  
  3668. 862
  3669. 00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:47,375
  3670. Gerakan Me Too jadi proses
  3671. belajar penting bagi pria.
  3672.  
  3673. 863
  3674. 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:52,083
  3675. Apa kau merasa melewatkan itu
  3676. karena wanita mengejekmu?
  3677.  
  3678. 864
  3679. 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:56,875
  3680. Bradley Cooper penulis, produser,
  3681. sutradara, bintang A Star Born.
  3682.  
  3683. 865
  3684. 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,375
  3685. - Itu bagus.
  3686. - Apa itu akan membuka pintu
  3687.  
  3688. 866
  3689. 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,000
  3690. bagi idiot seksi lainnya?
  3691.  
  3692. 867
  3693. 00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:03,375
  3694. Kau tahu...
  3695.  
  3696. 868
  3697. 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:10,208
  3698. Saat membuat Tag, kapan kalian sadar
  3699. sedang membuat karya yang sangat biasa?
  3700.  
  3701. 869
  3702. 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,417
  3703. Aku mengerti!
  3704.  
  3705. 870
  3706. 00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:19,708
  3707. Tamuku hari ini adalah Hailee Steinfeld.
  3708.  
  3709. 871
  3710. 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:20,625
  3711. Baiklah.
  3712.  
  3713. 872
  3714. 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,125
  3715. - Senang kau di sini...
  3716. - Terima...
  3717.  
  3718. 873
  3719. 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:25,125
  3720. Senang...
  3721.  
  3722. 874
  3723. 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:27,083
  3724. Senang kau di sini, Stailee.
  3725.  
  3726. 875
  3727. 00:40:27,417 --> 00:40:29,167
  3728. Kau di Pitch Perfect 2 dan 3.
  3729.  
  3730. 876
  3731. 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:31,458
  3732. Kau pernah ingin ada di film bagus?
  3733.  
  3734. 877
  3735. 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,875
  3736. Pengikutmu di Instagram 12 juta.
  3737.  
  3738. 878
  3739. 00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:38,500
  3740. Berapa lama kau minta maaf
  3741. pada mereka atas Bumblebee?
  3742.  
  3743. 879
  3744. 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,083
  3745. Aku keluar dari film itu.
  3746.  
  3747. 880
  3748. 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,208
  3749. Bercanda. Aku tak keluar.
  3750.  
  3751. 881
  3752. 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,500
  3753. Aku kabur,
  3754. aku senang bisa pergi.
  3755.  
  3756. 882
  3757. 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:47,625
  3758. Wow.
  3759.  
  3760. 883
  3761. 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,167
  3762. Kau mengencani anggota One Direction.
  3763.  
  3764. 884
  3765. 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:53,083
  3766. Ke mana penisnya menunjuk,
  3767. utara atau selatan?
  3768.  
  3769. 885
  3770. 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:56,417
  3771. Sudah selesai?
  3772.  
  3773. 886
  3774. 00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:00,208
  3775. Boleh beli ini?
  3776.  
  3777. 887
  3778. 00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:02,750
  3779. Ya. Jika mau pernak-pernik,
  3780.  
  3781. 888
  3782. 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,125
  3783. aku yang traktir.
  3784.  
  3785. 889
  3786. 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,292
  3787. Tamuku hari ini...
  3788.  
  3789. 890
  3790. 00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:14,417
  3791. Aquafina.
  3792.  
  3793. 891
  3794. 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:15,500
  3795. Awkwafina.
  3796.  
  3797. 892
  3798. 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:16,625
  3799. Seperti air?
  3800.  
  3801. 893
  3802. 00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:18,833
  3803. Ejaannya berbeda.
  3804.  
  3805. 894
  3806. 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:21,083
  3807. Kau raping (memperkosa)
  3808. sejak usia 13 tahun.
  3809.  
  3810. 895
  3811. 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:22,417
  3812. Rapping.
  3813.  
  3814. 896
  3815. 00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:23,833
  3816. Itu lebih masuk akal.
  3817.  
  3818. 897
  3819. 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:28,250
  3820. Kau membintangi Ocean's 8.
  3821. Film yang hebat.
  3822.  
  3823. 898
  3824. 00:41:28,417 --> 00:41:30,958
  3825. Aku ingin melihat Ocean's 8 versi pria.
  3826.  
  3827. 899
  3828. 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,875
  3829. - Akan bagus.
  3830. - Ya...
  3831.  
  3832. 900
  3833. 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,667
  3834. Itu sudah ada.
  3835.  
  3836. 901
  3837. 00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:35,833
  3838. Ada beberapa.
  3839.  
  3840. 902
  3841. 00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:40,208
  3842. - Versi pria dari Ocean's 8?
  3843. - Ocean's 8 ulangan dari versi pria.
  3844.  
  3845. 903
  3846. 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,000
  3847. Semoga ada Ghostbusters pria.
  3848.  
  3849. 904
  3850. 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:42,958
  3851. Memang ada.
  3852.  
  3853. 905
  3854. 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,958
  3855. - Dengan...
  3856. - Leslie Jones.
  3857.  
  3858. 906
  3859. 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:46,917
  3860. Tidak.
  3861.  
  3862. 907
  3863. 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:50,833
  3864. PENDUDUK IOWA
  3865. MENYAMBUT ANDA
  3866.  
  3867. 908
  3868. 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:53,333
  3869. Kau terkenal karena kencing
  3870. dari jalur gantung.
  3871.  
  3872. 909
  3873. 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:55,792
  3874. Berikutnya apa?
  3875. Kencing dari lift ski?
  3876.  
  3877. 910
  3878. 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:58,083
  3879. Sudah kulakukan di podcast.
  3880.  
  3881. 911
  3882. 00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,125
  3883. Itu sejarah julukanmu,
  3884. Queef Latifah?
  3885.  
  3886. 912
  3887. 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:01,333
  3888. Mungkin.
  3889.  
  3890. 913
  3891. 00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:04,167
  3892. Apa kau ingin tak lagi disebut
  3893. pelawak wanita?
  3894.  
  3895. 914
  3896. 00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:05,542
  3897. Ya.
  3898.  
  3899. 915
  3900. 00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:08,167
  3901. Harusnya kau disebut komedian kulit hitam?
  3902.  
  3903. 916
  3904. 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:11,000
  3905. Lebih baik daripada disebut
  3906. komedian pria.
  3907.  
  3908. 917
  3909. 00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:12,958
  3910. Kau dulu anak asuh (foster),
  3911.  
  3912. 918
  3913. 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:14,958
  3914. dan sponsor kita bir Foster.
  3915.  
  3916. 919
  3917. 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,500
  3918. Lihat ke kamera,
  3919.  
  3920. 920
  3921. 00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:18,875
  3922. dan katakan,
  3923.  
  3924. 921
  3925. 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:20,250
  3926. "Bir Foster,
  3927.  
  3928. 922
  3929. 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:22,292
  3930. bir terbaik untuk anak asuh."
  3931.  
  3932. 923
  3933. 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:23,250
  3934. Aku tak mau.
  3935.  
  3936. 924
  3937. 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:24,417
  3938. Tidak.
  3939.  
  3940. 925
  3941. 00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:30,417
  3942. MALAM INI - PHOEBE BRIDGERS
  3943. DAN SPIDERS FROM BARS
  3944.  
  3945. 926
  3946. 00:42:44,458 --> 00:42:47,250
  3947. Hei, boleh tunggu sebentar?
  3948. Aku ingin...
  3949.  
  3950. 927
  3951. 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,542
  3952. Aku ingin berterima kasih
  3953.  
  3954. 928
  3955. 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,333
  3956. karena melakukan ini denganku.
  3957.  
  3958. 929
  3959. 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,292
  3960. Ini mimpiku selama ini.
  3961.  
  3962. 930
  3963. 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,292
  3964. Saat kecil, aku sadar orang
  3965.  
  3966. 931
  3967. 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,625
  3968. suka tertawa dan menatapku.
  3969.  
  3970. 932
  3971. 00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:02,125
  3972. Lalu aku tahu...
  3973.  
  3974. 933
  3975. 00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,417
  3976. Aku punya bakat.
  3977.  
  3978. 934
  3979. 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:09,250
  3980. Terima kasih telah membantuku
  3981. memanfaatkan itu.
  3982.  
  3983. 935
  3984. 00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:10,875
  3985. Aku mau bilang,
  3986.  
  3987. 936
  3988. 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:13,125
  3989. saat memulai perjalanan ini,
  3990.  
  3991. 937
  3992. 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,583
  3993. kuanggap kau menyebalkan,
  3994.  
  3995. 938
  3996. 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:17,833
  3997. dan itu belum berubah.
  3998.  
  3999. 939
  4000. 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:19,833
  4001. Aku bercanda!
  4002.  
  4003. 940
  4004. 00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:22,625
  4005. - Aku tahu!
  4006. - Lucu,
  4007.  
  4008. 941
  4009. 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:24,583
  4010. karena itu telah berubah.
  4011.  
  4012. 942
  4013. 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,083
  4014. Kurasa...
  4015.  
  4016. 943
  4017. 00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:29,167
  4018. Entahlah, kurasa...
  4019. Aku menyukaimu.
  4020.  
  4021. 944
  4022. 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:30,792
  4023. - Wow.
  4024. - Wah...
  4025.  
  4026. 945
  4027. 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,333
  4028. terima kasih, Cam.
  4029.  
  4030. 946
  4031. 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:33,458
  4032. Sama-sama.
  4033.  
  4034. 947
  4035. 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:36,042
  4036. Aku ingin mengatakan sesuatu.
  4037.  
  4038. 948
  4039. 00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:38,708
  4040. Sejak ayah menembak ibuku
  4041. lalu bunuh diri,
  4042.  
  4043. 949
  4044. 00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,333
  4045. Aku merasa agak...
  4046.  
  4047. 950
  4048. 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:43,792
  4049. lepas, tapi kau membuatku
  4050. merasa stabil dan dibutuhkan,
  4051.  
  4052. 951
  4053. 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,208
  4054. - terima kasih.
  4055. - Apa?
  4056.  
  4057. 952
  4058. 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,292
  4059. Ayahku membunuh ibuku
  4060. lalu bunuh diri...
  4061.  
  4062. 953
  4063. 00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:50,750
  4064. Kapan itu terjadi?
  4065.  
  4066. 954
  4067. 00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:52,458
  4068. Belum lama. Sebulan lalu.
  4069.  
  4070. 955
  4071. 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:56,042
  4072. Kau tak ambil cuti,
  4073. kau tak bilang apa pun?
  4074.  
  4075. 956
  4076. 00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:57,125
  4077. Aku tak apa-apa.
  4078.  
  4079. 957
  4080. 00:43:58,583 --> 00:44:00,625
  4081. - Aku ingin bersulang, boleh?
  4082. - Ya.
  4083.  
  4084. 958
  4085. 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:01,875
  4086. - Ya.
  4087. - Ayo.
  4088.  
  4089. 959
  4090. 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:02,792
  4091. Baiklah.
  4092.  
  4093. 960
  4094. 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,250
  4095. Ini untuk yang gila,
  4096.  
  4097. 961
  4098. 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,000
  4099. yang aneh,
  4100.  
  4101. 962
  4102. 00:44:07,667 --> 00:44:08,500
  4103. maniak,
  4104.  
  4105. 963
  4106. 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,833
  4107. sakit jiwa,
  4108.  
  4109. 964
  4110. 00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,458
  4111. dan bodoh.
  4112.  
  4113. 965
  4114. 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:14,500
  4115. Sebagian akan
  4116. bilang kita orang gila,
  4117.  
  4118. 966
  4119. 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:15,875
  4120. tapi kurasa...
  4121.  
  4122. 967
  4123. 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,583
  4124. kita jenius,
  4125.  
  4126. 968
  4127. 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,292
  4128. karena kita
  4129.  
  4130. 969
  4131. 00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:20,875
  4132. cukup sinting
  4133.  
  4134. 970
  4135. 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:25,667
  4136. untuk mencoba mengubah
  4137. dunia bodoh gila ini.
  4138.  
  4139. 971
  4140. 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:27,625
  4141. Bersulang.
  4142.  
  4143. 972
  4144. 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,458
  4145. Itu pidato yang bagus.
  4146.  
  4147. 973
  4148. 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,250
  4149. Kau mau berdansa?
  4150.  
  4151. 974
  4152. 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,167
  4153. Denganku.
  4154.  
  4155. 975
  4156. 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:35,542
  4157. - Ya. Oke.
  4158. - Oke.
  4159.  
  4160. 976
  4161. 00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:43,500
  4162. Kau mau berdansa?
  4163.  
  4164. 977
  4165. 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:44,917
  4166. Aku mau dansa sendiri.
  4167.  
  4168. 978
  4169. 00:44:50,167 --> 00:44:52,667
  4170. - Ayo, Cam.
  4171. - Ayo!
  4172.  
  4173. 979
  4174. 00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:13,458
  4175. Halo.
  4176.  
  4177. 980
  4178. 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:14,958
  4179. Hai.
  4180.  
  4181. 981
  4182. 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,000
  4183. Kamar 203.
  4184.  
  4185. 982
  4186. 00:45:16,167 --> 00:45:18,500
  4187. Termasuk beberapa kamar.
  4188.  
  4189. 983
  4190. 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,250
  4191. Ini kuitansinya.
  4192.  
  4193. 984
  4194. 00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:23,042
  4195. Semoga menyenangkan.
  4196.  
  4197. 985
  4198. 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:24,375
  4199. Sangat.
  4200.  
  4201. 986
  4202. 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:26,833
  4203. Tagihan apa ini?
  4204.  
  4205. 987
  4206. 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:28,000
  4207. Ada rinciannya.
  4208.  
  4209. 988
  4210. 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:35,500
  4211. Aku tak tahu jika ambil keripik dari laci,
  4212. kita ditagih...
  4213.  
  4214. 989
  4215. 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:36,875
  4216. Kau tak tahu itu?
  4217.  
  4218. 990
  4219. 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:39,667
  4220. Tidak, jika dikembalikan pun,
  4221. tetap ditagih.
  4222.  
  4223. 991
  4224. 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:42,875
  4225. Jika kau memakannya atau meminumnya, ya.
  4226.  
  4227. 992
  4228. 00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:44,292
  4229. Kau makan itu juga?
  4230.  
  4231. 993
  4232. 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,833
  4233. Ya, kupindahkan lalu kumakan.
  4234.  
  4235. 994
  4236. 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:49,000
  4237. Tapi tak boleh ditagih hanya karena
  4238. kupindahkan.
  4239.  
  4240. 995
  4241. 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:50,792
  4242. Apa ini? Terlihat seperti...
  4243.  
  4244. 996
  4245. 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:52,542
  4246. Aku menyewa satu film.
  4247.  
  4248. 997
  4249. 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:53,958
  4250. Bukan masalah.
  4251.  
  4252. 998
  4253. 00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:56,250
  4254. Film porno?
  4255.  
  4256. 999
  4257. 00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:59,625
  4258. Kukira Analyze This
  4259. ternyata Anal-yze This.
  4260.  
  4261. 1000
  4262. 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,875
  4263. Ejaannya bahkan tak diubah.
  4264.  
  4265. 1001
  4266. 00:46:02,042 --> 00:46:04,667
  4267. Kau menyewa Anal-yze This beberapa kali.
  4268.  
  4269. 1002
  4270. 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,708
  4271. Karena kupikir,
  4272. mungkin kali ini Analyze This.
  4273.  
  4274. 1003
  4275. 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:09,375
  4276. Intinya adalah...
  4277.  
  4278. 1004
  4279. 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,125
  4280. Kau harus lihat yang memainkan
  4281. Billy Crystal.
  4282.  
  4283. 1005
  4284. 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,333
  4285. - Aku tak mau bayar ini.
  4286. - Sudah kau bayar.
  4287.  
  4288. 1006
  4289. 00:46:15,792 --> 00:46:16,958
  4290. Ini hanya kuitansi.
  4291.  
  4292. 1007
  4293. 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:20,167
  4294. Maksudku,
  4295. aku tak mau bayar ini... lagi.
  4296.  
  4297. 1008
  4298. 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,542
  4299. - Aku lapar.
  4300. - Aku kelaparan.
  4301.  
  4302. 1009
  4303. 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:28,542
  4304. Lapar sekali.
  4305.  
  4306. 1010
  4307. 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:30,625
  4308. Kalian mau gaya keluarga?
  4309.  
  4310. 1011
  4311. 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:34,042
  4312. Tidak, kami ingin sendiri-sendiri.
  4313.  
  4314. 1012
  4315. 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,042
  4316. Hei, Semua.
  4317.  
  4318. 1013
  4319. 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:37,125
  4320. Sudah lihat menunya?
  4321.  
  4322. 1014
  4323. 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,250
  4324. Aku mau jus anggur.
  4325.  
  4326. 1015
  4327. 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:41,917
  4328. Tidak, empat air putih saja.
  4329. Tak boleh jus anggur.
  4330.  
  4331. 1016
  4332. 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,375
  4333. Bisa minta soda jeruk?
  4334.  
  4335. 1017
  4336. 00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:46,125
  4337. - Oke.
  4338. - Kita berbagi. Sodanya dibagi tiga.
  4339.  
  4340. 1018
  4341. 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:51,167
  4342. Minta satu soda dan dua gelas, tapi
  4343. ditagih satu saja, lainnya isi ulang?
  4344.  
  4345. 1019
  4346. 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:54,750
  4347. Hanya bisa satu gelas dibagi oleh semua.
  4348.  
  4349. 1020
  4350. 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:57,042
  4351. Aku bisa bawa empat sedotan?
  4352.  
  4353. 1021
  4354. 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:58,333
  4355. Bagus. Keren.
  4356.  
  4357. 1022
  4358. 00:46:58,458 --> 00:47:00,375
  4359. Berapa strip kerang per porsi?
  4360.  
  4361. 1023
  4362. 00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:01,500
  4363. Enam.
  4364.  
  4365. 1024
  4366. 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:04,292
  4367. - Ukurannya?
  4368. - Pernah lihat strip (telanjang) ayam?
  4369.  
  4370. 1025
  4371. 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:06,917
  4372. Belum pernah lihat ayam pakai baju.
  4373.  
  4374. 1026
  4375. 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,875
  4376. Maksudku, dipanggang jadi strip, bukan...
  4377.  
  4378. 1027
  4379. 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:13,792
  4380. - Dipanggang?
  4381. - Tak apa.
  4382.  
  4383. 1028
  4384. 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:17,083
  4385. Satu saja. Kami pesan kerang
  4386. dan sesendok tuna.
  4387.  
  4388. 1029
  4389. 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:19,167
  4390. Aku bisa minta...
  4391.  
  4392. 1030
  4393. 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:20,583
  4394. secangkir air panas?
  4395.  
  4396. 1031
  4397. 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,583
  4398. Tadi kau bilang apa
  4399.  
  4400. 1032
  4401. 00:47:25,667 --> 00:47:28,625
  4402. tentang hanya Martin Freeman
  4403. yang bagus di Black Panther?
  4404.  
  4405. 1033
  4406. 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:29,542
  4407. Apa?
  4408.  
  4409. 1034
  4410. 00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:32,125
  4411. Aneh berkata begitu pada
  4412. orang baru kenal.
  4413.  
  4414. 1035
  4415. 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,917
  4416. - Aku tak bilang itu.
  4417. - Siap?
  4418.  
  4419. 1036
  4420. 00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:36,958
  4421. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  4422. Between Two Ferns.
  4423.  
  4424. 1037
  4425. 00:47:37,042 --> 00:47:39,250
  4426. Aku Zach Galifianakis, dan...
  4427.  
  4428. 1038
  4429. 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,417
  4430. tamuku hari ini
  4431.  
  4432. 1039
  4433. 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,667
  4434. adalah Benedick Cumberbut... Batch.
  4435.  
  4436. 1040
  4437. 00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:46,542
  4438. Benedick, Benedick Cumberbat... Bun.
  4439.  
  4440. 1041
  4441. 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:47,917
  4442. Cam...
  4443.  
  4444. 1042
  4445. 00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:49,667
  4446. Benedick Cam...
  4447.  
  4448. 1043
  4449. 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:51,458
  4450. Benefit Lumberjacks.
  4451.  
  4452. 1044
  4453. 00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:52,583
  4454. Ju... Bit...
  4455.  
  4456. 1045
  4457. 00:47:52,833 --> 00:47:53,875
  4458. Cumberbit...
  4459.  
  4460. 1046
  4461. 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,125
  4462. Cumber...
  4463.  
  4464. 1047
  4465. 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,125
  4466. Benedict Cumberbatch.
  4467.  
  4468. 1048
  4469. 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,708
  4470. - Begitulah.
  4471. - Ya.
  4472.  
  4473. 1049
  4474. 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,250
  4475. Kau bilang kau kritikus terburukmu.
  4476.  
  4477. 1050
  4478. 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,167
  4479. Kau belum baca ulasanmu sendiri?
  4480.  
  4481. 1051
  4482. 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:06,000
  4483. - Tidak.
  4484. - Pernah menulis
  4485.  
  4486. 1052
  4487. 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,833
  4488. - hal negatif tentang...
  4489. - Ya.
  4490.  
  4491. 1053
  4492. 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:10,250
  4493. Wajah kuda, kaku...
  4494.  
  4495. 1054
  4496. 00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,458
  4497. - Kulihat itu.
  4498. - Nama aneh.
  4499.  
  4500. 1055
  4501. 00:48:12,542 --> 00:48:14,042
  4502. - Betul itu.
  4503. - Ya.
  4504.  
  4505. 1056
  4506. 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:17,208
  4507. Kau mulai dengan teater
  4508. dan film independen.
  4509.  
  4510. 1057
  4511. 00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:18,250
  4512. Ya.
  4513.  
  4514. 1058
  4515. 00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:20,250
  4516. Kini kau bermain di film Marvel.
  4517.  
  4518. 1059
  4519. 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:21,958
  4520. Apa rasanya jual diri?
  4521.  
  4522. 1060
  4523. 00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:25,500
  4524. Itu bukan jual diri.
  4525.  
  4526. 1061
  4527. 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:27,292
  4528. Itu film sangat keren.
  4529.  
  4530. 1062
  4531. 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,333
  4532. Banyak yang harus dilakukan aktor
  4533. di situ.
  4534.  
  4535. 1063
  4536. 00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:30,708
  4537. Kau pakai jubah?
  4538.  
  4539. 1064
  4540. 00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:31,917
  4541. Tidak, mantel.
  4542.  
  4543. 1065
  4544. 00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:38,292
  4545. Kau memainkan karakter cerdas karena
  4546. kau punya...
  4547.  
  4548. 1066
  4549. 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,500
  4550. wajah aneh ini...
  4551.  
  4552. 1067
  4553. 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:44,625
  4554. Tolong close up ini.
  4555.  
  4556. 1068
  4557. 00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:46,333
  4558. Wajah yang bisa dua arah.
  4559.  
  4560. 1069
  4561. 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:49,000
  4562. Penalaran induktif pemecah misteri,
  4563.  
  4564. 1070
  4565. 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:50,667
  4566. atau tipe wajah yang
  4567.  
  4568. 1071
  4569. 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:53,042
  4570. masturbasi seharian memakai helm.
  4571.  
  4572. 1072
  4573. 00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:55,042
  4574. Bedanya tipis.
  4575.  
  4576. 1073
  4577. 00:48:56,917 --> 00:48:59,250
  4578. Kau memainkan Vincent van Gogh di film.
  4579.  
  4580. 1074
  4581. 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:00,625
  4582. Benar.
  4583.  
  4584. 1075
  4585. 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,333
  4586. Ini Vincent van Gogh menjawab ponsel.
  4587.  
  4588. 1076
  4589. 00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:05,125
  4590. Halo...
  4591.  
  4592. 1077
  4593. 00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:06,458
  4594. Halo?
  4595.  
  4596. 1078
  4597. 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,583
  4598. Lucu sekali.
  4599.  
  4600. 1079
  4601. 00:49:09,583 --> 00:49:10,708
  4602. Jika tanpa aksen,
  4603.  
  4604. 1080
  4605. 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:13,750
  4606. bisakah orang tahu
  4607. kau aktor yang kurang bagus?
  4608.  
  4609. 1081
  4610. 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,583
  4611. Ya, kurasa aksenku mungkin membantu.
  4612.  
  4613. 1082
  4614. 00:49:16,667 --> 00:49:17,917
  4615. Bisa aksen Amerika?
  4616.  
  4617. 1083
  4618. 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:19,625
  4619. Ya, aku bisa.
  4620.  
  4621. 1084
  4622. 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,667
  4623. Kuberi kau kalimat, ya?
  4624.  
  4625. 1085
  4626. 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:23,583
  4627. Oke.
  4628.  
  4629. 1086
  4630. 00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:26,500
  4631. Kau punya sepeda bagus, Putraku.
  4632.  
  4633. 1087
  4634. 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:32,083
  4635. Kau punya sepeda bagus, Putraku.
  4636.  
  4637. 1088
  4638. 00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,958
  4639. - Dasar mesum. Enyahlah.
  4640. - Dasar mesum. Enyahlah.
  4641.  
  4642. 1089
  4643. 00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:38,542
  4644. -  Bukan, itu tanggapanku.
  4645. -  Bukan, itu tanggapanku.
  4646.  
  4647. 1090
  4648. 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:42,292
  4649. - Penggemarmu fanatik.
  4650. - Apa?
  4651.  
  4652. 1091
  4653. 00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,333
  4654. Kukira rabbit (kelinci).
  4655.  
  4656. 1092
  4657. 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:47,292
  4658. Kubilang rabid.
  4659.  
  4660. 1093
  4661. 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:50,583
  4662. Pengucapanmu,
  4663. kadang aku tak mengerti.
  4664.  
  4665. 1094
  4666. 00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:53,167
  4667. Baik, penggemarmu "kelinci".
  4668.  
  4669. 1095
  4670. 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:54,500
  4671. - Itu maumu?
  4672. - Hanya "d".
  4673.  
  4674. 1096
  4675. 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,875
  4676. Basis penggemarmu penuh kelinci.
  4677.  
  4678. 1097
  4679. 00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:57,833
  4680. Rabid.
  4681.  
  4682. 1098
  4683. 00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:03,417
  4684. Apa kelinci bercinta saat menontonmu?
  4685.  
  4686. 1099
  4687. 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,500
  4688. Payah.
  4689.  
  4690. 1100
  4691. 00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:06,708
  4692. Kau berteman dengan Kelinci Paskah?
  4693.  
  4694. 1101
  4695. 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,917
  4696. Kau kenal Bugs?
  4697.  
  4698. 1102
  4699. 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:18,875
  4700. Semua lancar?
  4701.  
  4702. 1103
  4703. 00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:21,125
  4704. Kau agak marah tadi dengan
  4705.  
  4706. 1104
  4707. 00:50:21,542 --> 00:50:23,208
  4708. Cumber... Cumera... Cleat...
  4709.  
  4710. 1105
  4711. 00:50:23,292 --> 00:50:24,125
  4712. Cumbercleatch.
  4713.  
  4714. 1106
  4715. 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:25,958
  4716. Dickerflick Cabbagepatch.
  4717.  
  4718. 1107
  4719. 00:50:26,292 --> 00:50:27,542
  4720. Aku hanya...
  4721.  
  4722. 1108
  4723. 00:50:29,083 --> 00:50:31,000
  4724. Aku tak mau membebani kalian,
  4725.  
  4726. 1109
  4727. 00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:31,917
  4728. tapi...
  4729.  
  4730. 1110
  4731. 00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:33,500
  4732. kita punya masalah,
  4733.  
  4734. 1111
  4735. 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,083
  4736. kita kekurangan uang sekarang.
  4737.  
  4738. 1112
  4739. 00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:40,708
  4740. Tak apa. Telepon saja Will Ferrell,
  4741. dia bisa kirim uang.
  4742.  
  4743. 1113
  4744. 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:42,000
  4745. Kutelepon sekarang.
  4746.  
  4747. 1114
  4748. 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,792
  4749. - Jangan.
  4750. - Bagaimana mengeja Ferrell?
  4751.  
  4752. 1115
  4753. 00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:44,750
  4754. Jangan.
  4755.  
  4756. 1116
  4757. 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:49,083
  4758. Saat kubilang dia akan
  4759. membiayai proyek ini,
  4760.  
  4761. 1117
  4762. 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:50,000
  4763. maksudku,
  4764.  
  4765. 1118
  4766. 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:53,125
  4767. maksudnya dia mendanainya di masa depan.
  4768.  
  4769. 1119
  4770. 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:54,542
  4771. Apa?
  4772.  
  4773. 1120
  4774. 00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:56,625
  4775. Dia tak memberi uang muka,
  4776.  
  4777. 1121
  4778. 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,250
  4779. dan kita kehabisan uang.
  4780.  
  4781. 1122
  4782. 00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,042
  4783. Kau bohong soal Will Ferrell?
  4784.  
  4785. 1123
  4786. 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,000
  4787. Bagus.
  4788.  
  4789. 1124
  4790. 00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:05,667
  4791. Dia tak pernah bilang kami bisa ambil
  4792. bagian. Kau bohong soal itu juga?
  4793.  
  4794. 1125
  4795. 00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:08,375
  4796. Setelah di Los Angeles, semua akan beres.
  4797.  
  4798. 1126
  4799. 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,083
  4800. Kalian takkan kutinggalkan.
  4801.  
  4802. 1127
  4803. 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:11,917
  4804. Kita teman.
  4805.  
  4806. 1128
  4807. 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,833
  4808. Benarkah?
  4809.  
  4810. 1129
  4811. 00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:15,667
  4812. Kami teman? Atau hanya orang bodoh
  4813.  
  4814. 1130
  4815. 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,250
  4816. yang dikelabui agar bekerja gratis
  4817.  
  4818. 1131
  4819. 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,542
  4820. - untukmu?
  4821. - Ayo.
  4822.  
  4823. 1132
  4824. 00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:25,417
  4825. Carol...
  4826.  
  4827. 1133
  4828. 00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:41,417
  4829. Hai, Norma!
  4830.  
  4831. 1134
  4832. 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,208
  4833. Sedang apa di sini?
  4834.  
  4835. 1135
  4836. 00:51:44,292 --> 00:51:46,417
  4837. Riset untuk filmku berikutnya.
  4838.  
  4839. 1136
  4840. 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:47,583
  4841. Riset apa?
  4842.  
  4843. 1137
  4844. 00:51:47,792 --> 00:51:50,375
  4845. Belajar menjadi orang yang membosankan.
  4846.  
  4847. 1138
  4848. 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,542
  4849. Sungguh?
  4850.  
  4851. 1139
  4852. 00:51:51,625 --> 00:51:53,458
  4853. Tamuku hari ini adalah...
  4854.  
  4855. 1140
  4856. 00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,250
  4857. Tesla Thompson.
  4858.  
  4859. 1141
  4860. 00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:56,750
  4861. Tesla? Tesla Thompson?
  4862.  
  4863. 1142
  4864. 00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:58,292
  4865. Tidak, Tessa.
  4866.  
  4867. 1143
  4868. 00:51:58,875 --> 00:51:59,792
  4869. Seperti mobil.
  4870.  
  4871. 1144
  4872. 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,417
  4873. - Tidak.
  4874. - Tesla, mobil?
  4875.  
  4876. 1145
  4877. 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,333
  4878. - Tanpa L.
  4879. - Tapi, tertulis,
  4880.  
  4881. 1146
  4882. 00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:04,250
  4883. "Tessa...
  4884.  
  4885. 1147
  4886. 00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:06,500
  4887. seperti nama mobil."
  4888.  
  4889. 1148
  4890. 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:08,333
  4891. Jangan ucapkan nama mobil.
  4892.  
  4893. 1149
  4894. 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,833
  4895. Itu bukan namaku.
  4896.  
  4897. 1150
  4898. 00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:10,917
  4899. Mobilku Tessa.
  4900.  
  4901. 1151
  4902. 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:12,583
  4903. Kau main di Creed.
  4904.  
  4905. 1152
  4906. 00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:15,083
  4907. Seperti apa Scott Stapp?
  4908.  
  4909. 1153
  4910. 00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:16,958
  4911. - Siapa?
  4912. - Penyanyi bandmu.
  4913.  
  4914. 1154
  4915. 00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:19,625
  4916. Katanya kau main di Creed.
  4917.  
  4918. 1155
  4919. 00:52:19,792 --> 00:52:21,250
  4920. Film, bukan band.
  4921.  
  4922. 1156
  4923. 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,542
  4924. Seperti apa Scott Stapp?
  4925.  
  4926. 1157
  4927. 00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:27,542
  4928. Kami tak bertemu, karena aku...
  4929.  
  4930. 1158
  4931. 00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,458
  4932. Mereka tak ikut dalam film.
  4933.  
  4934. 1159
  4935. 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,292
  4936. Kau mau menemuinya kelak?
  4937.  
  4938. 1160
  4939. 00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:37,708
  4940. Tentu, jika ada kesempatan,
  4941. dan aku tak perlu mengemudi.
  4942.  
  4943. 1161
  4944. 00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:41,083
  4945. Wanita selalu disuruh menjaga
  4946. berat badan di Hollywood.
  4947.  
  4948. 1162
  4949. 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:44,833
  4950. Kenapa banyak aktris
  4951. masih kelebihan berat badan?
  4952.  
  4953. 1163
  4954. 00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:48,792
  4955. Lihat Hollywood, semua pria bisa menua
  4956. dengan anggun.
  4957.  
  4958. 1164
  4959. 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,083
  4960. Mereka tampak tak pernah ke gym,
  4961.  
  4962. 1165
  4963. 00:52:52,292 --> 00:52:54,042
  4964. tampil tak rapi,
  4965.  
  4966. 1166
  4967. 00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:55,958
  4968. belum mandi,
  4969.  
  4970. 1167
  4971. 00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:58,333
  4972. cukup pakai blazer saja,
  4973.  
  4974. 1168
  4975. 00:52:58,625 --> 00:53:00,625
  4976. tapi mereka dibilang terhormat,
  4977.  
  4978. 1169
  4979. 00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:01,875
  4980. padahal sebetulnya
  4981.  
  4982. 1170
  4983. 00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:03,917
  4984. menjijikkan, ya?
  4985.  
  4986. 1171
  4987. 00:53:04,458 --> 00:53:05,625
  4988. Ya, aku mengerti.
  4989.  
  4990. 1172
  4991. 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:07,208
  4992. Pasti menjengkelkan.
  4993.  
  4994. 1173
  4995. 00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,125
  4996. Ya.
  4997.  
  4998. 1174
  4999. 00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,458
  5000. Ini jalan pintas?
  5001.  
  5002. 1175
  5003. 00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:14,792
  5004. Kita mau ke mana?
  5005.  
  5006. 1176
  5007. 00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:17,792
  5008. Entah apa ini tempat check-in...
  5009. Entahlah.
  5010.  
  5011. 1177
  5012. 00:53:17,875 --> 00:53:19,625
  5013. - Apa maksudmu?
  5014. - Lihat saja.
  5015.  
  5016. 1178
  5017. 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,083
  5018. - Aneh.
  5019. - Di mana kita?
  5020.  
  5021. 1179
  5022. 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,917
  5023. Ini tempat menginap kita.
  5024.  
  5025. 1180
  5026. 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,292
  5027. Kau bilang Four Seasons.
  5028.  
  5029. 1181
  5030. 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:37,500
  5031. Kubilang tempat
  5032. yang ditutup selama tiga musim.
  5033.  
  5034. 1182
  5035. 00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:40,333
  5036. - Begitukah?
  5037. - Itu yang kukatakan, dan kalian
  5038.  
  5039. 1183
  5040. 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,042
  5041. mengeluh seolah aku....
  5042.  
  5043. 1184
  5044. 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:44,625
  5045. Kau pembohong, dan kau menipu kami.
  5046.  
  5047. 1185
  5048. 00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,625
  5049. Ya, ini perkemahan terbengkalai,
  5050.  
  5051. 1186
  5052. 00:53:47,208 --> 00:53:49,417
  5053. ayo menginap di sini semalam.
  5054.  
  5055. 1187
  5056. 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,250
  5057. Dia gila. Sakit jiwa.
  5058.  
  5059. 1188
  5060. 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,875
  5061. Dia sangat tertekan.
  5062.  
  5063. 1189
  5064. 00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:56,958
  5065. Tapi, tinggal satu episode lagi.
  5066.  
  5067. 1190
  5068. 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,375
  5069. Zach menemukan kail,
  5070.  
  5071. 1191
  5072. 00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,625
  5073. kami mau memancing di danau.
  5074.  
  5075. 1192
  5076. 00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:07,125
  5077. Biar kutaruh sosis.
  5078.  
  5079. 1193
  5080. 00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:09,167
  5081. - Kau punya sosis?
  5082. - Ya.
  5083.  
  5084. 1194
  5085. 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,750
  5086. Kita bisa makan itu.
  5087.  
  5088. 1195
  5089. 00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:11,792
  5090. Mau sepotong?
  5091.  
  5092. 1196
  5093. 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,417
  5094. - Tidak.
  5095. - Bisa kuberikan.
  5096.  
  5097. 1197
  5098. 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,333
  5099. Lama tersimpan di sakumu.
  5100.  
  5101. 1198
  5102. 00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:17,417
  5103. Baru dua hari, sosis tahan lama.
  5104.  
  5105. 1199
  5106. 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,208
  5107. - Gunakanlah.
  5108. - Baik.
  5109.  
  5110. 1200
  5111. 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,458
  5112. Tunggu sebentar.
  5113.  
  5114. 1201
  5115. 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:29,667
  5116. Kena?
  5117.  
  5118. 1202
  5119. 00:54:30,458 --> 00:54:32,042
  5120. - Ambil...
  5121. - Ya, Tuhan!
  5122.  
  5123. 1203
  5124. 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:34,208
  5125. Hei.
  5126.  
  5127. 1204
  5128. 00:54:37,167 --> 00:54:38,000
  5129. Ada apa?
  5130.  
  5131. 1205
  5132. 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:39,625
  5133. Aku merasa...
  5134.  
  5135. 1206
  5136. 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:41,667
  5137. kita sedang apa?
  5138.  
  5139. 1207
  5140. 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:46,292
  5141. Aku memancing di atas angsa raksasa
  5142. mencari makanan.
  5143.  
  5144. 1208
  5145. 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:48,083
  5146. Kau bisa.
  5147.  
  5148. 1209
  5149. 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,500
  5150. Kau akan menangkap makan malam,
  5151.  
  5152. 1210
  5153. 00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:52,542
  5154. kita akan makan besar malam ini.
  5155.  
  5156. 1211
  5157. 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:56,542
  5158. Dan kau akan membuat acara
  5159. TV yang mengubah seluruh dunia.
  5160.  
  5161. 1212
  5162. 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:57,833
  5163. Oke?
  5164.  
  5165. 1213
  5166. 00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,708
  5167. Aku percaya padamu.
  5168.  
  5169. 1214
  5170. 00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:02,625
  5171. Jangan menyerah
  5172. saat ada yang memercayaimu.
  5173.  
  5174. 1215
  5175. 00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:09,458
  5176. Aku bisa apa tanpa dirimu, Carol.
  5177.  
  5178. 1216
  5179. 00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:16,500
  5180. Apa yang kau inginkan dalam hidup?
  5181.  
  5182. 1217
  5183. 00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:18,333
  5184. Lupakan aku,
  5185.  
  5186. 1218
  5187. 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,000
  5188. lupakan akses kabel.
  5189.  
  5190. 1219
  5191. 00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:21,000
  5192. Kau mau apa?
  5193.  
  5194. 1220
  5195. 00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:23,833
  5196. Dahulu, aku ingin jadi pemain trompet.
  5197.  
  5198. 1221
  5199. 00:55:25,833 --> 00:55:28,333
  5200. Itu sebelum kita pergi.
  5201. Aku beli terompet.
  5202.  
  5203. 1222
  5204. 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,708
  5205. - Itu ada di tasmu?
  5206. - Ya.
  5207.  
  5208. 1223
  5209. 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,292
  5210. Siapa tahu aku berani meniupnya.
  5211.  
  5212. 1224
  5213. 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,667
  5214. Apa yang kau takutkan?
  5215.  
  5216. 1225
  5217. 00:55:39,958 --> 00:55:43,250
  5218. Aku takut terlalu mahir,
  5219. dan harus meninggalkanmu.
  5220.  
  5221. 1226
  5222. 00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:45,208
  5223. Maka kau jadi...
  5224.  
  5225. 1227
  5226. 00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:48,917
  5227. pemain trompet terkenal
  5228. dan meninggalkanku. Tak apa.
  5229.  
  5230. 1228
  5231. 00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,917
  5232. Jika mau mainkan, silakan.
  5233.  
  5234. 1229
  5235. 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:53,292
  5236. Ayo. Tiup benda itu.
  5237.  
  5238. 1230
  5239. 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,333
  5240. Baiklah.
  5241.  
  5242. 1231
  5243. 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:56,750
  5244. Oke!
  5245.  
  5246. 1232
  5247. 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,958
  5248. Kutonton banyak video
  5249. tentang caranya.
  5250.  
  5251. 1233
  5252. 00:56:19,792 --> 00:56:20,750
  5253. Awal yang bagus.
  5254.  
  5255. 1234
  5256. 00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:22,292
  5257. Mainkan trompet itu.
  5258.  
  5259. 1235
  5260. 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:24,167
  5261. Aku akan menangkap ikan.
  5262.  
  5263. 1236
  5264. 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:37,542
  5265. Semuanya.
  5266.  
  5267. 1237
  5268. 00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,250
  5269. Tolong berkumpul.
  5270.  
  5271. 1238
  5272. 00:56:39,625 --> 00:56:40,500
  5273. Berkumpul.
  5274.  
  5275. 1239
  5276. 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:41,792
  5277. Baiklah.
  5278.  
  5279. 1240
  5280. 00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:43,792
  5281. Kita di rumah Peter Dinklage.
  5282.  
  5283. 1241
  5284. 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,708
  5285. Ini wawancara terakhir.
  5286. Dia sekaya Croesus.
  5287.  
  5288. 1242
  5289. 00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:48,458
  5290. Aku punya rencana.
  5291.  
  5292. 1243
  5293. 00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:51,458
  5294. Carol, ia akan teralihkan
  5295. saat  wawancara.
  5296.  
  5297. 1244
  5298. 00:56:51,958 --> 00:56:53,875
  5299. Curilah beberapa barangnya.
  5300.  
  5301. 1245
  5302. 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:55,833
  5303. - Apa?
  5304. - Apa? Tidak!
  5305.  
  5306. 1246
  5307. 00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:57,542
  5308. - Tak mau mencuri!
  5309. - Jangan.
  5310.  
  5311. 1247
  5312. 00:56:57,625 --> 00:57:01,417
  5313. Tak perlu banyak, cukup untuk dijual saja
  5314. agar kita punya uang.
  5315.  
  5316. 1248
  5317. 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,958
  5318. - Aku tak suka ini.
  5319. - Ini tak perlu.
  5320.  
  5321. 1249
  5322. 00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:04,958
  5323. Biar aku saja.
  5324.  
  5325. 1250
  5326. 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,792
  5327. Kau harus pegang kamera,
  5328. dan terlalu bodoh.
  5329.  
  5330. 1251
  5331. 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:09,667
  5332. Carol,
  5333.  
  5334. 1252
  5335. 00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,417
  5336. jika tak ke Los Angeles,
  5337.  
  5338. 1253
  5339. 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:14,250
  5340. mimpi kita berakhir.
  5341.  
  5342. 1254
  5343. 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:17,542
  5344. Kumohon?
  5345.  
  5346. 1255
  5347. 00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:21,250
  5348. Baiklah.
  5349.  
  5350. 1256
  5351. 00:57:21,917 --> 00:57:24,125
  5352. Mari kita curi harta Peter Dinklage.
  5353.  
  5354. 1257
  5355. 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:25,542
  5356. - Oke.
  5357. - Ya.
  5358.  
  5359. 1258
  5360. 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:26,750
  5361. Oke!
  5362.  
  5363. 1259
  5364. 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:28,583
  5365. Ayo.
  5366.  
  5367. 1260
  5368. 00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:30,958
  5369. Baik. Kuambilkan pakisnya.
  5370.  
  5371. 1261
  5372. 00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:39,000
  5373. Hei,
  5374.  
  5375. 1262
  5376. 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:41,167
  5377. orang-orang Ferns.
  5378.  
  5379. 1263
  5380. 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:42,667
  5381. Ayo.
  5382.  
  5383. 1264
  5384. 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:46,375
  5385. Ayolah, jangan malu.
  5386.  
  5387. 1265
  5388. 00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:49,375
  5389. Semalam aku tidur larut.
  5390.  
  5391. 1266
  5392. 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:50,583
  5393. Oh, wow.
  5394.  
  5395. 1267
  5396. 00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,500
  5397. Rumah yang mewah.
  5398.  
  5399. 1268
  5400. 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:54,833
  5401. Ceritakan tentang barang mahalmu.
  5402.  
  5403. 1269
  5404. 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:57,125
  5405. Baiklah.
  5406.  
  5407. 1270
  5408. 00:57:57,667 --> 00:57:59,375
  5409. Memang sudah kuniatkan.
  5410.  
  5411. 1271
  5412. 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:01,750
  5413. Kau mengamati koleksi Warhol-ku.
  5414.  
  5415. 1272
  5416. 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:03,083
  5417. Wow.
  5418.  
  5419. 1273
  5420. 00:58:03,292 --> 00:58:04,458
  5421. Pasti sangat mahal.
  5422.  
  5423. 1274
  5424. 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:06,250
  5425. Sekitar 250 ribu.
  5426.  
  5427. 1275
  5428. 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:07,792
  5429. Kudapat dengan murah.
  5430.  
  5431. 1276
  5432. 00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:09,542
  5433. Ada LaCroix di masa lalu?
  5434.  
  5435. 1277
  5436. 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:10,542
  5437. Ya.
  5438.  
  5439. 1278
  5440. 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:11,833
  5441. LaCroix.
  5442.  
  5443. 1279
  5444. 00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:14,333
  5445. Akan sulit melepas itu dari dinding.
  5446.  
  5447. 1280
  5448. 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
  5449. Di sini...
  5450.  
  5451. 1281
  5452. 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,083
  5453. Winds Of Winter oleh George RR Martin?
  5454.  
  5455. 1282
  5456. 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:22,667
  5457. Keluar saja belum.
  5458.  
  5459. 1283
  5460. 00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:25,000
  5461. Nilainya tinggi di pasar terbuka.
  5462.  
  5463. 1284
  5464. 00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:27,208
  5465. Lihat ini.
  5466.  
  5467. 1285
  5468. 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,208
  5469. Et voilà.
  5470.  
  5471. 1286
  5472. 00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:34,417
  5473. Apa itu telur Fabergé?
  5474.  
  5475. 1287
  5476. 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:35,625
  5477. Betul.
  5478.  
  5479. 1288
  5480. 00:58:36,042 --> 00:58:36,875
  5481. Wow.
  5482.  
  5483. 1289
  5484. 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:39,417
  5485. Tahu yang paling menakjubkan tentang ini?
  5486.  
  5487. 1290
  5488. 00:58:41,292 --> 00:58:42,583
  5489. Karton telur Fabergé.
  5490.  
  5491. 1291
  5492. 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:43,917
  5493. Wow.
  5494.  
  5495. 1292
  5496. 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,375
  5497. Harganya mahal?
  5498.  
  5499. 1293
  5500. 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:47,333
  5501. Berapa?
  5502.  
  5503. 1294
  5504. 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,375
  5505. Jumlahnya tak terpikirkan.
  5506.  
  5507. 1295
  5508. 00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:50,667
  5509. Oke, bagus.
  5510.  
  5511. 1296
  5512. 00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:54,042
  5513. - Kami siapkan wawancara.
  5514. - Ayo.
  5515.  
  5516. 1297
  5517. 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,125
  5518. Ayo lakukan.
  5519.  
  5520. 1298
  5521. 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:02,542
  5522. Selamat datang di edisi lain
  5523. Between Two Ferns.
  5524.  
  5525. 1299
  5526. 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,625
  5527. Aku Zach Galifianakis,
  5528.  
  5529. 1300
  5530. 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,083
  5531. tamuku hari ini adalah
  5532.  
  5533. 1301
  5534. 00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,167
  5535. Peter Dinklage.
  5536.  
  5537. 1302
  5538. 00:59:09,208 --> 00:59:11,250
  5539. Terima kasih sudah bergabung.
  5540.  
  5541. 1303
  5542. 00:59:12,542 --> 00:59:13,375
  5543. Dinklage.
  5544.  
  5545. 1304
  5546. 00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:15,667
  5547. Itu penyakit kelamin?
  5548.  
  5549. 1305
  5550. 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:19,667
  5551. Di Jerman itu von Dincklage, tapi...
  5552.  
  5553. 1306
  5554. 00:59:19,917 --> 00:59:21,292
  5555. Kenapa pakai nama asli?
  5556.  
  5557. 1307
  5558. 00:59:22,167 --> 00:59:23,625
  5559. Jika ada yang bilang,
  5560.  
  5561. 1308
  5562. 00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:28,208
  5563. "Mulailah karier akting dengan nama
  5564. Peter Dinkylage..."
  5565.  
  5566. 1309
  5567. 00:59:28,292 --> 00:59:30,667
  5568. Aku akan pilih nama lain.
  5569.  
  5570. 1310
  5571. 00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:33,167
  5572. Galifianakis nama panggung.
  5573.  
  5574. 1311
  5575. 00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:34,833
  5576. Nama aslimu?
  5577.  
  5578. 1312
  5579. 00:59:34,917 --> 00:59:37,208
  5580. Nama asliku adalah Chad Farthouse.
  5581.  
  5582. 1313
  5583. 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,542
  5584. Ah, masa.
  5585.  
  5586. 1314
  5587. 00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:41,875
  5588. Ada anak kecil di Disney Channel,
  5589.  
  5590. 1315
  5591. 00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:43,917
  5592. Chad...
  5593.  
  5594. 1316
  5595. 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,083
  5596. Farthouse.
  5597.  
  5598. 1317
  5599. 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:47,333
  5600. Dia di Wizards Of Waverly Place,
  5601.  
  5602. 1318
  5603. 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:50,250
  5604. dengan nama itu.
  5605. Jadi, namaku harus kuubah,
  5606.  
  5607. 1319
  5608. 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,500
  5609. Kau di X-Men, ya?
  5610.  
  5611. 1320
  5612. 00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:56,792
  5613. Tahu X-Man favoritku?
  5614.  
  5615. 1321
  5616. 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:58,583
  5617. Caitlyn Jenner.
  5618.  
  5619. 1322
  5620. 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,375
  5621. Itu bukan lelucon ofensif.
  5622.  
  5623. 1323
  5624. 01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:05,042
  5625. Aku yakin ia ada di film X-Men.
  5626.  
  5627. 1324
  5628. 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:08,958
  5629. Kau pernah di ALF, bukan?
  5630.  
  5631. 1325
  5632. 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:10,417
  5633. Elf.
  5634.  
  5635. 1326
  5636. 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,583
  5637. Maksudku, kau di ALF, jadi kostum?
  5638.  
  5639. 1327
  5640. 01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:16,458
  5641. - Hei!
  5642. - Dapatkah aku
  5643.  
  5644. 1328
  5645. 01:00:16,792 --> 01:00:17,625
  5646. Ini cepat,
  5647.  
  5648. 1329
  5649. 01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:21,375
  5650. kau harus menatap wajahku karena
  5651. ketulusan pertanyaan ini
  5652.  
  5653. 1330
  5654. 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:22,875
  5655. ada di wajahku.
  5656.  
  5657. 1331
  5658. 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,958
  5659. Ceritakan rasanya berada di Pixels.
  5660.  
  5661. 1332
  5662. 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:27,917
  5663. Pixels, itu menyenangkan?
  5664.  
  5665. 1333
  5666. 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,542
  5667. Hei...
  5668.  
  5669. 1334
  5670. 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:30,750
  5671. telurku diambil!
  5672.  
  5673. 1335
  5674. 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,167
  5675. - Hei!
  5676. - Ayo pergi!
  5677.  
  5678. 1336
  5679. 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:34,042
  5680. - Hei!
  5681. - Ayo! Ambil! Ayo!
  5682.  
  5683. 1337
  5684. 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:34,958
  5685. Ambil saja!
  5686.  
  5687. 1338
  5688. 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:36,708
  5689. - Ayo!
  5690. - Apa yang kau lakukan?
  5691.  
  5692. 1339
  5693. 01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:39,000
  5694. Apa yang kau lakukan? Itu telurku!
  5695.  
  5696. 1340
  5697. 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,542
  5698. Telurku yang berharga!
  5699.  
  5700. 1341
  5701. 01:00:42,167 --> 01:00:44,250
  5702. Aku suka kau di Three Billboards!
  5703.  
  5704. 1342
  5705. 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,917
  5706. Kenapa aku tak piara anjing?
  5707.  
  5708. 1343
  5709. 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,583
  5710. Aku...
  5711.  
  5712. 1344
  5713. 01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:51,292
  5714. masih punya $102 juta dolar
  5715.  
  5716. 1345
  5717. 01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:53,667
  5718. di rekening tabungan saja.
  5719.  
  5720. 1346
  5721. 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:57,417
  5722. Kau akan baik-baik saja, Peter.
  5723. Kau penyintas.
  5724.  
  5725. 1347
  5726. 01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:58,917
  5727. Kau akan selamat.
  5728.  
  5729. 1348
  5730. 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:05,333
  5731. Dapat sedikit uang
  5732. dari telur Tn. Dinklage.
  5733.  
  5734. 1349
  5735. 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:08,083
  5736. Sekarang, ke Los Angeles jam 09.00,
  5737.  
  5738. 1350
  5739. 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,500
  5740. serahkan ini ke Tn. Will Ferrell.
  5741.  
  5742. 1351
  5743. 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,167
  5744. Masuk!
  5745.  
  5746. 1352
  5747. 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:58,458
  5748. Apa ini?
  5749.  
  5750. 1353
  5751. 01:02:00,792 --> 01:02:01,625
  5752. Astaga.
  5753.  
  5754. 1354
  5755. 01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:03,875
  5756. Periksa surel.
  5757.  
  5758. 1355
  5759. 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:16,833
  5760. Kata sandi? Astaga.
  5761.  
  5762. 1356
  5763. 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:19,625
  5764. Kata sandinya "Astaga."
  5765.  
  5766. 1357
  5767. 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,125
  5768. Aku selalu begitu.
  5769.  
  5770. 1358
  5771. 01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:31,500
  5772. Astaga.
  5773.  
  5774. 1359
  5775. 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,083
  5776. Kenapa musikku?
  5777.  
  5778. 1360
  5779. 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:38,667
  5780. Astaga!
  5781.  
  5782. 1361
  5783. 01:02:52,167 --> 01:02:53,208
  5784. Apa yang terjadi?
  5785.  
  5786. 1362
  5787. 01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:57,250
  5788. Tuhan.
  5789.  
  5790. 1363
  5791. 01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:00,167
  5792. Yang benar...
  5793.  
  5794. 1364
  5795. 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,792
  5796. - Kok bisa?
  5797. - Apa ini?
  5798.  
  5799. 1365
  5800. 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:03,792
  5801. Kita dalam masalah.
  5802.  
  5803. 1366
  5804. 01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:06,750
  5805. Kita tak bisa ke Los Angeles sekarang.
  5806.  
  5807. 1367
  5808. 01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:07,875
  5809. Di mana pakisku?
  5810.  
  5811. 1368
  5812. 01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:11,125
  5813. Di mana...
  5814.  
  5815. 1369
  5816. 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:13,125
  5817. Tunggu!
  5818.  
  5819. 1370
  5820. 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,333
  5821. Hei!
  5822.  
  5823. 1371
  5824. 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,292
  5825. Kau sialan!
  5826.  
  5827. 1372
  5828. 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:18,833
  5829. Pakisku!
  5830.  
  5831. 1373
  5832. 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:20,500
  5833. Pakisku!
  5834.  
  5835. 1374
  5836. 01:03:22,625 --> 01:03:23,625
  5837. Rusak!
  5838.  
  5839. 1375
  5840. 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,250
  5841. Pakisku rusak.
  5842.  
  5843. 1376
  5844. 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:29,583
  5845. Jangan cemas, nanti cari pakis baru.
  5846.  
  5847. 1377
  5848. 01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:32,083
  5849. Tak mungkin bisa dapat acara
  5850. bincang.
  5851.  
  5852. 1378
  5853. 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:33,958
  5854. Bepergian ke penjuru negeri.
  5855.  
  5856. 1379
  5857. 01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,500
  5858. Tak mungkin
  5859.  
  5860. 1380
  5861. 01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:37,792
  5862. tiba di Los Angeles tepat waktu.
  5863.  
  5864. 1381
  5865. 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:38,833
  5866. Tak apa-apa.
  5867.  
  5868. 1382
  5869. 01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:41,292
  5870. Hanya perlu jalan kaki ke kota...
  5871.  
  5872. 1383
  5873. 01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:42,958
  5874. Aku tak berguna untuk kalian.
  5875.  
  5876. 1384
  5877. 01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:46,375
  5878. Menjauhlah dariku.
  5879.  
  5880. 1385
  5881. 01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:48,708
  5882. Sudah berakhir. Aku mau pulang.
  5883.  
  5884. 1386
  5885. 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:51,458
  5886. Kau tak boleh menyerah.
  5887. Aku membutuhkanmu.
  5888.  
  5889. 1387
  5890. 01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:53,542
  5891. Aku tak bisa lagi.
  5892.  
  5893. 1388
  5894. 01:03:56,125 --> 01:03:57,125
  5895. Jadi, pergilah.
  5896.  
  5897. 1389
  5898. 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,375
  5899. - Ayo.
  5900. - Ayo.
  5901.  
  5902. 1390
  5903. 01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:09,292
  5904. Kau yakin?
  5905.  
  5906. 1391
  5907. 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,500
  5908. Bisa berhenti merekam?
  5909.  
  5910. 1392
  5911. 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:38,625
  5912. Kau bilang rekam semuanya.
  5913.  
  5914. 1393
  5915. 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:42,250
  5916. Betul. Matikan kameranya.
  5917.  
  5918. 1394
  5919. 01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:44,917
  5920. Berhenti!
  5921.  
  5922. 1395
  5923. 01:05:07,167 --> 01:05:08,000
  5924. Mau pesan apa?
  5925.  
  5926. 1396
  5927. 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,250
  5928. Jus jeruk.
  5929.  
  5930. 1397
  5931. 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:13,083
  5932. Seperti terlihat,
  5933. Jim masih memimpin,
  5934.  
  5935. 1398
  5936. 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:15,458
  5937. tapi harus dikurangi 250 poin
  5938.  
  5939. 1399
  5940. 01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:18,792
  5941. karena saat rehat, juri memutuskan
  5942. bahwa Abraham Lincoln
  5943.  
  5944. 1400
  5945. 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,542
  5946. adalah Presiden Amerika Serikat ke-16.
  5947.  
  5948. 1401
  5949. 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:23,958
  5950. Tina, dari Houston, Texas.
  5951.  
  5952. 1402
  5953. 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,167
  5954. Mewakili Texas!
  5955.  
  5956. 1403
  5957. 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:29,333
  5958. Kau bilang ada alasan khusus
  5959. untuk hadir malam ini?
  5960.  
  5961. 1404
  5962. 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:31,958
  5963. Aku ingin mengajak temanku berlibur.
  5964.  
  5965. 1405
  5966. 01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:35,083
  5967. Mereka layak menerimanya,
  5968. dan sangat berarti bagiku.
  5969.  
  5970. 1406
  5971. 01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:38,750
  5972. Ingin kutunjukkan aku tidak gagal,
  5973.  
  5974. 1407
  5975. 01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:41,125
  5976. dan aku menghargai mereka.
  5977.  
  5978. 1408
  5979. 01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,125
  5980. Kau merasa gagal sekarang?
  5981.  
  5982. 1409
  5983. 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,333
  5984. Saat ini, ya.
  5985.  
  5986. 1410
  5987. 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,625
  5988. - Mau buktikan kau tak gagal?
  5989. - Aku bisa melakukannya.
  5990.  
  5991. 1411
  5992. 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,708
  5993. Tina, kau turun sedikit,
  5994.  
  5995. 1412
  5996. 01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:53,458
  5997. tapi masih bisa mengejar dan menang.
  5998.  
  5999. 1413
  6000. 01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:55,125
  6001. Maka acara ini disebut...
  6002.  
  6003. 1414
  6004. 01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,625
  6005. Don't Give Up!
  6006.  
  6007. 1415
  6008. 01:05:58,542 --> 01:05:59,500
  6009. Jangan menyerah.
  6010.  
  6011. 1416
  6012. 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:08,792
  6013. Carol!
  6014.  
  6015. 1417
  6016. 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,042
  6017. Carol!
  6018.  
  6019. 1418
  6020. 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:15,167
  6021. - Carol!
  6022. - Zach!
  6023.  
  6024. 1419
  6025. 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,125
  6026. Astaga! Zach!
  6027.  
  6028. 1420
  6029. 01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:20,917
  6030. Kau benar.
  6031.  
  6032. 1421
  6033. 01:06:21,167 --> 01:06:22,292
  6034. Tak boleh menyerah.
  6035.  
  6036. 1422
  6037. 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:24,750
  6038. - Terima kasih memercayaiku.
  6039. - Tak apa,
  6040.  
  6041. 1423
  6042. 01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:28,167
  6043. - kita akan diantar ke Los Angeles.
  6044. - Masuk ke mobil!
  6045.  
  6046. 1424
  6047. 01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,667
  6048. - Ya?
  6049. - Masuk ke mobil.
  6050.  
  6051. 1425
  6052. 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:41,250
  6053. LOS ANGELES 8 KM
  6054.  
  6055. 1426
  6056. 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,042
  6057. FUNNY OR DIE
  6058. GERBANG A
  6059.  
  6060. 1427
  6061. 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:46,875
  6062. Trims, Chuck!
  6063.  
  6064. 1428
  6065. 01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:50,250
  6066. Terima kasih!
  6067.  
  6068. 1429
  6069. 01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:52,958
  6070. Ayo!
  6071.  
  6072. 1430
  6073. 01:06:54,292 --> 01:06:56,250
  6074. - Jam berapa sekarang?
  6075. - Entah.
  6076.  
  6077. 1431
  6078. 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:57,833
  6079. Tidak ada yang pakai jam.
  6080.  
  6081. 1432
  6082. 01:06:57,917 --> 01:06:58,833
  6083. Ayo.
  6084.  
  6085. 1433
  6086. 01:06:58,917 --> 01:07:00,000
  6087. Sial, ayo.
  6088.  
  6089. 1434
  6090. 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:02,667
  6091. - Tak boleh masuk!
  6092. - Sini!
  6093.  
  6094. 1435
  6095. 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:04,792
  6096. Cepatlah, ayo!
  6097.  
  6098. 1436
  6099. 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:13,875
  6100. Tuan Ferrell?
  6101.  
  6102. 1437
  6103. 01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:18,708
  6104. Tuan Ferrell, ini Zach Galifianakis,
  6105.  
  6106. 1438
  6107. 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,750
  6108. dari acara internet.
  6109.  
  6110. 1439
  6111. 01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:22,958
  6112. Kubawakan rekaman yang kau inginkan.
  6113.  
  6114. 1440
  6115. 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,167
  6116. Halo?
  6117.  
  6118. 1441
  6119. 01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:30,042
  6120. Astaga!
  6121.  
  6122. 1442
  6123. 01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:31,458
  6124. Apa itu?
  6125.  
  6126. 1443
  6127. 01:07:31,542 --> 01:07:33,083
  6128. Ini pemutih gigi.
  6129.  
  6130. 1444
  6131. 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:41,458
  6132. Perlahan letakkan tas di lantai
  6133. dan tendang ke arahku.
  6134.  
  6135. 1445
  6136. 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,333
  6137. Perlahan.
  6138.  
  6139. 1446
  6140. 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:45,625
  6141. Perlahan.
  6142.  
  6143. 1447
  6144. 01:07:47,792 --> 01:07:48,625
  6145. Pelan-pelan.
  6146.  
  6147. 1448
  6148. 01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:50,417
  6149. Pelan-pelan.
  6150.  
  6151. 1449
  6152. 01:07:52,042 --> 01:07:54,208
  6153. Tendang sekeras yang kau bisa.
  6154.  
  6155. 1450
  6156. 01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,292
  6157. Terus tendang.
  6158.  
  6159. 1451
  6160. 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,583
  6161. Hanya itu kemampuanmu?
  6162.  
  6163. 1452
  6164. 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,667
  6165. - Lakukan.
  6166. - Kau bisa--
  6167.  
  6168. 1453
  6169. 01:08:05,542 --> 01:08:06,667
  6170. Dorong, jika perlu.
  6171.  
  6172. 1454
  6173. 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:19,000
  6174. Semuanya di situ.
  6175.  
  6176. 1455
  6177. 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:28,333
  6178. Episode sepuluh.
  6179.  
  6180. 1456
  6181. 01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:32,333
  6182. Bagus, Zachy Sayang.
  6183.  
  6184. 1457
  6185. 01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:34,667
  6186. Sudah kukira kau akan bilang begitu.
  6187.  
  6188. 1458
  6189. 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:36,792
  6190. - Ya.
  6191. - Dia bilang "Zachy Sayang".
  6192.  
  6193. 1459
  6194. 01:08:36,875 --> 01:08:38,708
  6195. - Ya.
  6196. - Kau selesaikan tugasmu.
  6197.  
  6198. 1460
  6199. 01:08:40,125 --> 01:08:41,042
  6200. Dan sekarang...
  6201.  
  6202. 1461
  6203. 01:08:42,667 --> 01:08:43,667
  6204. kau boleh pergi.
  6205.  
  6206. 1462
  6207. 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:50,750
  6208. Kau bilang jika kuberi rekaman itu, aku
  6209. dapat acara sendiri di jaringan.
  6210.  
  6211. 1463
  6212. 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:53,250
  6213. Acara kita sendiri.
  6214.  
  6215. 1464
  6216. 01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:56,083
  6217. Apa kau lupa "pro" dalam
  6218. quid pro quo?
  6219.  
  6220. 1465
  6221. 01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:59,083
  6222. Kuminta sepuluh episode acaramu...
  6223.  
  6224. 1466
  6225. 01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:00,500
  6226. - Ya.
  6227. - ...jam 9 pagi.
  6228.  
  6229. 1467
  6230. 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:02,875
  6231. Ini belum jam 9 pagi.
  6232.  
  6233. 1468
  6234. 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:04,083
  6235. Jam 9 pagi..
  6236.  
  6237. 1469
  6238. 01:09:05,458 --> 01:09:06,667
  6239. waktu Tokyo!
  6240.  
  6241. 1470
  6242. 01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:09,167
  6243. Sebelum pasar dibuka!
  6244.  
  6245. 1471
  6246. 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:11,792
  6247. Aku tak bisa apa-apa dengan ini.
  6248.  
  6249. 1472
  6250. 01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:13,833
  6251. Ini tak berarti bagiku,
  6252.  
  6253. 1473
  6254. 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:15,333
  6255. Idiot Gemuk!
  6256.  
  6257. 1474
  6258. 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:19,208
  6259. - Mana tahu?
  6260. - Tak mungkin...
  6261.  
  6262. 1475
  6263. 01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:20,917
  6264. Masuk akal. Biarkan saja.
  6265.  
  6266. 1476
  6267. 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,208
  6268. Ayo pergi dari sini.
  6269.  
  6270. 1477
  6271. 01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,667
  6272. Pak Galifianakis?
  6273.  
  6274. 1478
  6275. 01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:24,750
  6276. Ya?
  6277.  
  6278. 1479
  6279. 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:26,167
  6280. Kontrak televisimu.
  6281.  
  6282. 1480
  6283. 01:09:28,292 --> 01:09:31,125
  6284. Untuk acara bincang-bincang besar
  6285. di jaringan.
  6286.  
  6287. 1481
  6288. 01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,667
  6289. Apa ini?
  6290.  
  6291. 1482
  6292. 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,917
  6293. Aku tadi bercanda!
  6294.  
  6295. 1483
  6296. 01:09:41,167 --> 01:09:43,250
  6297. - Apa...
  6298. - Tahu kenapa aku bercanda?
  6299.  
  6300. 1484
  6301. 01:09:44,042 --> 01:09:46,375
  6302. Karena begitulah selebritas.
  6303.  
  6304. 1485
  6305. 01:09:47,542 --> 01:09:48,625
  6306. Kau di-Clooneyed.
  6307.  
  6308. 1486
  6309. 01:09:49,167 --> 01:09:50,000
  6310. Apa?
  6311.  
  6312. 1487
  6313. 01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:50,958
  6314. Kau menang.
  6315.  
  6316. 1488
  6317. 01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:52,958
  6318. Aku dapat acara sendiri?
  6319.  
  6320. 1489
  6321. 01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:54,875
  6322. Kau akan jadi bintang TV!
  6323.  
  6324. 1490
  6325. 01:09:55,375 --> 01:09:56,625
  6326. Tuhan Yang Mahakuasa!
  6327.  
  6328. 1491
  6329. 01:09:57,292 --> 01:09:59,333
  6330. - Ya!
  6331. - Di TV, bukan di internet?
  6332.  
  6333. 1492
  6334. 01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:01,042
  6335. Astaga! Zach!
  6336.  
  6337. 1493
  6338. 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,833
  6339. - Ya!
  6340. - Kau berhasil!
  6341.  
  6342. 1494
  6343. 01:10:10,208 --> 01:10:11,333
  6344. Kedua pakisku...
  6345.  
  6346. 1495
  6347. 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,583
  6348. mereka hancur di...
  6349.  
  6350. 1496
  6351. 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:18,125
  6352. Entah apa bisa
  6353. tampil tanpa mereka.
  6354.  
  6355. 1497
  6356. 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,000
  6357. Tanda tangani kontrak itu,
  6358.  
  6359. 1498
  6360. 01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:24,333
  6361. nanti kuberi sesuatu yang
  6362. lebih baik dari dua pakis.
  6363.  
  6364. 1499
  6365. 01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:26,042
  6366. Tiga pakis?
  6367.  
  6368. 1500
  6369. 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,542
  6370. - Dua puluh?
  6371. - Tidak, empat pakis.
  6372.  
  6373. 1501
  6374. 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:31,625
  6375. Empat...
  6376.  
  6377. 1502
  6378. 01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:33,792
  6379. - Empat pakis?
  6380. - Empat pakis!
  6381.  
  6382. 1503
  6383. 01:10:39,167 --> 01:10:42,167
  6384. AS!
  6385.  
  6386. 1504
  6387. 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:43,125
  6388. AS...
  6389.  
  6390. 1505
  6391. 01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:48,333
  6392. SEBULAN KEMUDIAN
  6393.  
  6394. 1506
  6395. 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:52,917
  6396. SELAMAT KEMBALI
  6397. DI FERNS DENGAN ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
  6398.  
  6399. 1507
  6400. 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,625
  6401. Selamat kembali, aku Zachy G,
  6402.  
  6403. 1508
  6404. 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:59,125
  6405. ini episode pertamaku di...
  6406.  
  6407. 1509
  6408. 01:10:59,583 --> 01:11:00,542
  6409. Ferns.
  6410.  
  6411. 1510
  6412. 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,708
  6413. Tepuk tangan untuk DJ Fwap!
  6414.  
  6415. 1511
  6416. 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,583
  6417. Apa kabar, Zachy G?
  6418.  
  6419. 1512
  6420. 01:11:11,583 --> 01:11:12,417
  6421. Oke,
  6422.  
  6423. 1513
  6424. 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,042
  6425. mari temui tamu pertama kita.
  6426.  
  6427. 1514
  6428. 01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:16,833
  6429. Menurut Wikipedia,
  6430.  
  6431. 1515
  6432. 01:11:16,917 --> 01:11:18,667
  6433. tingginya 167 cm,
  6434.  
  6435. 1516
  6436. 01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:21,042
  6437. lahir tanggal 30 April 1985.
  6438.  
  6439. 1517
  6440. 01:11:21,417 --> 01:11:24,000
  6441. Silakan sambut tamu kita, Gal Gadot!
  6442.  
  6443. 1518
  6444. 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:25,667
  6445. Gal!
  6446.  
  6447. 1519
  6448. 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:30,250
  6449. Hei! Apa kabar?
  6450.  
  6451. 1520
  6452. 01:11:33,375 --> 01:11:35,833
  6453. Terima kasih banyak sudah mengundangku.
  6454.  
  6455. 1521
  6456. 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:36,917
  6457. Hei, semuanya.
  6458.  
  6459. 1522
  6460. 01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:41,000
  6461. Oh, betapa indahnya ini?
  6462.  
  6463. 1523
  6464. 01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:42,667
  6465. Gal Gadot ada di sini!
  6466.  
  6467. 1524
  6468. 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,250
  6469. Terima kasih undangannya,
  6470.  
  6471. 1525
  6472. 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:49,167
  6473. aku merasa terhormat
  6474. menjadi tamu pertama di acara pertamamu.
  6475.  
  6476. 1526
  6477. 01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:52,500
  6478. Aku belum pernah jadi yang pertama
  6479. bagi seseorang.
  6480.  
  6481. 1527
  6482. 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,292
  6483. Baik, Gal,
  6484.  
  6485. 1528
  6486. 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,708
  6487. ini pertanyaan pertamaku.
  6488.  
  6489. 1529
  6490. 01:11:58,667 --> 01:12:01,208
  6491. Kau memerankan Wonder Woman
  6492. (Wanita Ajaib).
  6493.  
  6494. 1530
  6495. 01:12:01,292 --> 01:12:03,833
  6496. Wanita Ajaib,
  6497. seberapa asyiknya itu?
  6498.  
  6499. 1531
  6500. 01:12:06,542 --> 01:12:09,667
  6501. Luar biasa, sangat asyik.
  6502.  
  6503. 1532
  6504. 01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:41,000
  6505. Peringkatnya kuat di keempat kuadran.
  6506.  
  6507. 1533
  6508. 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:44,458
  6509. Agak rendah di segmen manula,
  6510. tapi tinggi di wanita hamil,
  6511.  
  6512. 1534
  6513. 01:12:44,542 --> 01:12:46,375
  6514. yang dianggap dua orang.
  6515.  
  6516. 1535
  6517. 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:48,000
  6518. Hei, Kawan.
  6519.  
  6520. 1536
  6521. 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:50,417
  6522. - Boleh bicara dengan mereka?
  6523. - Tentu.
  6524.  
  6525. 1537
  6526. 01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:53,583
  6527. Kau melihatnya?
  6528.  
  6529. 1538
  6530. 01:12:53,792 --> 01:12:54,625
  6531. Ya.
  6532.  
  6533. 1539
  6534. 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:55,792
  6535. Apa maksudnya itu?
  6536.  
  6537. 1540
  6538. 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,083
  6539. Menurutku bagus!
  6540.  
  6541. 1541
  6542. 01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:59,667
  6543. Lihat kecocokan antara aku dan Gal?
  6544.  
  6545. 1542
  6546. 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:01,417
  6547. Itu luar biasa,
  6548.  
  6549. 1543
  6550. 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,292
  6551. saling timpal antara kami.
  6552.  
  6553. 1544
  6554. 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:06,917
  6555. - Bukan itu maksud Carol.
  6556. - Berbeda dari biasanya.
  6557.  
  6558. 1545
  6559. 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,125
  6560. Oke, baik,
  6561.  
  6562. 1546
  6563. 01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:10,875
  6564. Tn. Ferrell dan aku bicara
  6565. soal aku yang lama,
  6566.  
  6567. 1547
  6568. 01:13:11,333 --> 01:13:14,292
  6569. dan aku yang lama tak cocok untuk ini.
  6570.  
  6571. 1548
  6572. 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,875
  6573. Ini aku yang baru, ini ZG baru.
  6574.  
  6575. 1549
  6576. 01:13:16,958 --> 01:13:18,625
  6577. Selebritas tak mau dihina,
  6578.  
  6579. 1550
  6580. 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:20,667
  6581. maunya membicarakan hidup mereka.
  6582.  
  6583. 1551
  6584. 01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:22,667
  6585. Tapi, bukankah itu jual diri?
  6586.  
  6587. 1552
  6588. 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:23,833
  6589. Apa itu jual diri
  6590.  
  6591. 1553
  6592. 01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:26,208
  6593. jika untuk itu kau dapat Tesla gratis?
  6594.  
  6595. 1554
  6596. 01:13:26,292 --> 01:13:28,417
  6597. Itulah definisi jual diri.
  6598.  
  6599. 1555
  6600. 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:30,500
  6601. Kau ingin seperti Will Ferrell?
  6602.  
  6603. 1556
  6604. 01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:34,083
  6605. Tokoh usang yang muncul sebentar
  6606. film Hollywood
  6607.  
  6608. 1557
  6609. 01:13:34,167 --> 01:13:36,167
  6610. sekadar untuk beli sedikit kokain?
  6611.  
  6612. 1558
  6613. 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:39,667
  6614. Aku bahkan tak menyukaimu
  6615. sebelum kita pergi ke Hollywood,
  6616.  
  6617. 1559
  6618. 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:42,375
  6619. tapi setidaknya aku tahu siapa kau.
  6620.  
  6621. 1560
  6622. 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:45,333
  6623. Aku tak kenal kau sekarang.
  6624.  
  6625. 1561
  6626. 01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:48,417
  6627. Menurutmu aku harus...
  6628.  
  6629. 1562
  6630. 01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:51,083
  6631. lupakan saja semuanya?
  6632.  
  6633. 1563
  6634. 01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:54,667
  6635. Impian masa kecilku?
  6636.  
  6637. 1564
  6638. 01:13:56,667 --> 01:13:59,208
  6639. Zach, kau harus syuting promo acara besok.
  6640.  
  6641. 1565
  6642. 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:03,375
  6643. Zach, kami akan kembali ke Carolina Utara.
  6644.  
  6645. 1566
  6646. 01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:07,708
  6647. Shirl bilang studio dibangun lagi.
  6648. Kita bisa kembali ke pekerjaan lama.
  6649.  
  6650. 1567
  6651. 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:10,750
  6652. Carol, kau menyuruhku jangan menyerah.
  6653.  
  6654. 1568
  6655. 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,792
  6656. Aku tahu, Zach, tapi...
  6657.  
  6658. 1569
  6659. 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,083
  6660. ini bukan dirimu.
  6661.  
  6662. 1570
  6663. 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:18,292
  6664. Zach?
  6665.  
  6666. 1571
  6667. 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:19,208
  6668. Kau ikut?
  6669.  
  6670. 1572
  6671. 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:49,833
  6672. Teman-teman!
  6673.  
  6674. 1573
  6675. 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:51,875
  6676. Tunggu! Kuambil pakis dulu.
  6677.  
  6678. 1574
  6679. 01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:52,833
  6680. - Zach!
  6681. - Apa?
  6682.  
  6683. 1575
  6684. 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:54,958
  6685. Kami pikir kau memilih acara itu?
  6686.  
  6687. 1576
  6688. 01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:57,125
  6689. Apa? karena aku masuk ke studio
  6690.  
  6691. 1577
  6692. 01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:58,667
  6693. tanpa menyatakan niatku?
  6694.  
  6695. 1578
  6696. 01:14:58,792 --> 01:15:01,292
  6697. Percayai aku!
  6698. Tentu saja aku ikut denganmu!
  6699.  
  6700. 1579
  6701. 01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:02,750
  6702. - Kau ikut?
  6703. - Ya!
  6704.  
  6705. 1580
  6706. 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:04,292
  6707. - Kau ikut kami?
  6708. - Ya!
  6709.  
  6710. 1581
  6711. 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,208
  6712. Baik!
  6713.  
  6714. 1582
  6715. 01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:06,917
  6716. Ayo.
  6717.  
  6718. 1583
  6719. 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:09,542
  6720. Carol, kau benar.
  6721.  
  6722. 1584
  6723. 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,833
  6724. Hollywood bukan untuk kita.
  6725.  
  6726. 1585
  6727. 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:14,917
  6728. Hollywood harus membersihkan semuanya,
  6729.  
  6730. 1586
  6731. 01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:17,292
  6732. agar dapat akhir yang bahagia.
  6733.  
  6734. 1587
  6735. 01:15:17,625 --> 01:15:19,167
  6736. Ayo pergi dari sini,
  6737.  
  6738. 1588
  6739. 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,542
  6740. bersama menuju matahari terbenam.
  6741.  
  6742. 1589
  6743. 01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:24,167
  6744. Karena aku butuh temanku,
  6745.  
  6746. 1590
  6747. 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:25,625
  6748. acaraku,
  6749.  
  6750. 1591
  6751. 01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:27,125
  6752. dan pakisku.
  6753.  
  6754. 1592
  6755. 01:15:33,625 --> 01:15:34,917
  6756. Nanti cari yang baru.
  6757.  
  6758. 1593
  6759. 01:15:35,417 --> 01:15:36,667
  6760. - Aku menyetir.
  6761. - Oke.
  6762.  
  6763. 1594
  6764. 01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,792
  6765. Bradley Co... Bradley Coper.
  6766.  
  6767. 1595
  6768. 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,833
  6769. - Cooper.
  6770. - Bradly Cooper penulis,
  6771.  
  6772. 1596
  6773. 01:15:47,917 --> 01:15:50,250
  6774. produser, sutradara,
  6775. bintang A Star Is Born.
  6776.  
  6777. 1597
  6778. 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:52,458
  6779. - Aku belum lihat.
  6780. - Itu akanmembuka pintu
  6781.  
  6782. 1598
  6783. 01:15:52,542 --> 01:15:54,208
  6784. bagi idiot ganteng lainnya?
  6785.  
  6786. 1599
  6787. 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,333
  6788. Pertanyaan bagus!
  6789.  
  6790. 1600
  6791. 01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:03,542
  6792. Maaf.
  6793.  
  6794. 1601
  6795. 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:05,333
  6796. Maafkan aku.
  6797.  
  6798. 1602
  6799. 01:16:05,417 --> 01:16:06,417
  6800. Ayo ulangi.
  6801.  
  6802. 1603
  6803. 01:16:06,792 --> 01:16:09,458
  6804. Dan, ada seorang wanita muda,
  6805.  
  6806. 1604
  6807. 01:16:09,542 --> 01:16:11,417
  6808. yang gagah berani, Malala...
  6809.  
  6810. 1605
  6811. 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:13,667
  6812. di acara itu,
  6813.  
  6814. 1606
  6815. 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,167
  6816. dan...
  6817.  
  6818. 1607
  6819. 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:18,667
  6820. Dikenal di seluruh dunia,
  6821. bukan di Amerika Utara.
  6822.  
  6823. 1608
  6824. 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:22,375
  6825. Aku bisa tahu dari tatapan matamu
  6826. kau tak tahu siapa itu.
  6827.  
  6828. 1609
  6829. 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,208
  6830. - Aku tahu.
  6831. - Siapa?
  6832.  
  6833. 1610
  6834. 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,917
  6835. Adam Carolla, benar?
  6836.  
  6837. 1611
  6838. 01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:32,333
  6839. Karena itu raut wajahku begini.
  6840.  
  6841. 1612
  6842. 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:34,167
  6843. Wow.
  6844.  
  6845. 1613
  6846. 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,375
  6847. Jika tanpa aksen,
  6848.  
  6849. 1614
  6850. 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:38,375
  6851. orang bisa bilang kau
  6852. aktor yang kurang bagus?
  6853.  
  6854. 1615
  6855. 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,458
  6856. Teruskan.
  6857.  
  6858. 1616
  6859. 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:50,750
  6860. Kubaca online kau sangat tertutup dan
  6861. menolak pertanyaan yang tak nyaman.
  6862.  
  6863. 1617
  6864. 01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:52,042
  6865. Ini dua bagian.
  6866.  
  6867. 1618
  6868. 01:16:52,625 --> 01:16:55,500
  6869. Benarkah itu dan berapa
  6870. usiamu saat haid pertama?
  6871.  
  6872. 1619
  6873. 01:16:58,500 --> 01:16:59,875
  6874. Pernah ke DMZ?
  6875.  
  6876. 1620
  6877. 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:03,375
  6878. - Tidak.
  6879. - Ini kombinasi TMZ dan DMV.
  6880.  
  6881. 1621
  6882. 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:05,375
  6883. Itu hanya sekelompok orang...
  6884.  
  6885. 1622
  6886. 01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:06,917
  6887. duduk,
  6888.  
  6889. 1623
  6890. 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,833
  6891. membicarakan SIM mereka!
  6892.  
  6893. 1624
  6894. 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:16,292
  6895. Bicara soal SIM selebritas.
  6896.  
  6897. 1625
  6898. 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,000
  6899. "Astaga, dia punya C-class."
  6900.  
  6901. 1626
  6902. 01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:22,208
  6903. "Oh...
  6904.  
  6905. 1627
  6906. 01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:25,292
  6907. James Franco memakai lensa korektif."
  6908.  
  6909. 1628
  6910. 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,125
  6911. - Dulu kau tinggal di mobilmu.
  6912. - Ya.
  6913.  
  6914. 1629
  6915. 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:35,667
  6916. Itu menyenangkan,
  6917. atau ada sisi buruknya?
  6918.  
  6919. 1630
  6920. 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,208
  6921. Menurutmu karyamu di La La Land
  6922.  
  6923. 1631
  6924. 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:48,208
  6925. membantu kulit putih untuk
  6926. menjelaskan jazz kepada kulit hitam?
  6927.  
  6928. 1632
  6929. 01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:49,250
  6930. Maaf!
  6931.  
  6932. 1633
  6933. 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,458
  6934. Biar kuulang.
  6935. Maaf, Kawan.
  6936.  
  6937. 1634
  6938. 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:58,125
  6939. Segera kembali
  6940. dengan Who Gives A Shit?
  6941.  
  6942. 1635
  6943. 01:18:01,917 --> 01:18:06,750
  6944. Kau baca sesuatuu semalam dan ingin
  6945. memberi tahu anak muda tentang
  6946.  
  6947. 1636
  6948. 01:18:06,833 --> 01:18:08,083
  6949. yang kau baca?
  6950.  
  6951. 1637
  6952. 01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:10,833
  6953. Ya.
  6954.  
  6955. 1638
  6956. 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:12,875
  6957. Aku banyak membaca.
  6958.  
  6959. 1639
  6960. 01:18:13,042 --> 01:18:15,958
  6961. Saat kau dan Woody Harrelson
  6962. berakting bersama,
  6963.  
  6964. 1640
  6965. 01:18:16,042 --> 01:18:19,083
  6966. kau sedih ada orang yang tak puas?
  6967.  
  6968. 1641
  6969. 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:25,208
  6970. Itu bagus.
  6971.  
  6972. 1642
  6973. 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:27,042
  6974. "Orang tak puas."
  6975.  
  6976. 1643
  6977. 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,875
  6978. Berapa anggaran ganja
  6979. di True Detective?
  6980.  
  6981. 1644
  6982. 01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:36,958
  6983. Apa kau... pakai banyak dari anggaran itu?
  6984.  
  6985. 1645
  6986. 01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:39,417
  6987. Sial.
  6988.  
  6989. 1646
  6990. 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,667
  6991. Kau kenal pria yang punya Tesla?
  6992.  
  6993. 1647
  6994. 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,542
  6995. Aku menang EGOF.
  6996.  
  6997. 1648
  6998. 01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:47,875
  6999. - Kau tahu EGOT?
  7000. - Tidak.
  7001.  
  7002. 1649
  7003. 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:50,250
  7004. Oh, EGOT! Bodoh!
  7005.  
  7006. 1650
  7007. 01:18:50,917 --> 01:18:52,583
  7008. Luar biasa, itu benda.
  7009.  
  7010. 1651
  7011. 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:53,833
  7012. EGOT?
  7013.  
  7014. 1652
  7015. 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:54,875
  7016. Atau benda ini?
  7017.  
  7018. 1653
  7019. 01:18:54,958 --> 01:18:55,792
  7020. Ini.
  7021.  
  7022. 1654
  7023. 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:58,542
  7024. Aku tak membicarakan EGOT!
  7025. Aku...
  7026.  
  7027. 1655
  7028. 01:19:00,417 --> 01:19:02,792
  7029. Membicarakan ini. Benar sekali.
  7030.  
  7031. 1656
  7032. 01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:07,208
  7033. Ada anak kecil di Disney Channel,
  7034.  
  7035. 1657
  7036. 01:19:08,250 --> 01:19:09,083
  7037. Chad...
  7038.  
  7039. 1658
  7040. 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:10,333
  7041. Farthouse.
  7042.  
  7043. 1659
  7044. 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,583
  7045. Dia ada di Wizards of Waverly Place.
  7046.  
  7047. 1660
  7048. 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:19,042
  7049. Bagaimana melakukan ini?
  7050.  
  7051. 1661
  7052. 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,083
  7053. - Wajahmu...
  7054. - Maaf.
  7055.  
  7056. 1662
  7057. 01:19:20,167 --> 01:19:21,375
  7058. - Maaf.
  7059. - ...tak membantu.
  7060.  
  7061. 1663
  7062. 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:22,458
  7063. Chad Far...
  7064.  
  7065. 1664
  7066. 01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:25,417
  7067. Kau dengar itu?
  7068.  
  7069. 1665
  7070. 01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:26,958
  7071. Tidak.
  7072.  
  7073. 1666
  7074. 01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:31,167
  7075. Itu suara semua orang membicarakan
  7076. penampilanmu di Big Little Lies.
  7077.  
  7078. 1667
  7079. 01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:34,167
  7080. Tak ada yang peduli.
  7081.  
  7082. 1668
  7083. 01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:37,542
  7084. Kejam sekali!
  7085.  
  7086. 1669
  7087. 01:19:39,167 --> 01:19:41,583
  7088. Orang tuamu bercerai
  7089. saat kau tujuh tahun.
  7090.  
  7091. 1670
  7092. 01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:43,167
  7093. Itu salahmu?
  7094.  
  7095. 1671
  7096. 01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:46,667
  7097. Tebak?
  7098.  
  7099. 1672
  7100. 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:50,208
  7101. Mereka menamai putrinya nama keju.
  7102.  
  7103. 1673
  7104. 01:19:53,125 --> 01:19:56,292
  7105. Sekali lagi, terima kasih pada Santa Claus
  7106. sabu-sabu.
  7107.  
  7108. 1674
  7109. 01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:03,042
  7110. Jas Don Draper tergantung di
  7111. Museum Smithsonian.
  7112.  
  7113. 1675
  7114. 01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:04,458
  7115. - Ya.
  7116. - Itu kehormatan.
  7117.  
  7118. 1676
  7119. 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:06,542
  7120. - Ya.
  7121. - Di sebelah sweter Cosby?
  7122.  
  7123. 1677
  7124. 01:20:17,708 --> 01:20:19,167
  7125. - Baiklah.
  7126. - Tidak!
  7127.  
  7128. 1678
  7129. 01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:21,083
  7130. Saran apa bagi aktor muda yang
  7131.  
  7132. 1679
  7133. 01:20:21,167 --> 01:20:23,958
  7134. ingin sembunyikan keyahudiannya
  7135. sebaik dirimu?
  7136.  
  7137. 1680
  7138. 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,875
  7139. Kau tahu yang terjadi
  7140. saat pria Yahudi
  7141.  
  7142. 1681
  7143. 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:39,250
  7144. menabrak dinding bata dengan ereksi penuh?
  7145.  
  7146. 1682
  7147. 01:20:40,667 --> 01:20:42,167
  7148. - Apa?
  7149. - Hidungnya patah.
  7150.  
  7151. 1683
  7152. 01:20:44,167 --> 01:20:45,833
  7153. Sudah kuduga itu jawabannya.
  7154.  
  7155. 1684
  7156. 01:20:46,958 --> 01:20:48,542
  7157. Aku juga dan aku tertawa!
  7158.  
  7159. 1685
  7160. 01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:51,125
  7161. Kau yang buat lelucon itu?
  7162.  
  7163. 1686
  7164. 01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:53,667
  7165. Itu pernah kau ceritakan?
  7166.  
  7167. 1687
  7168. 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:03,500
  7169. Dan...
  7170.  
  7171. 1688
  7172. 01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:05,583
  7173. itu akhir filmmu, bukan?
  7174.  
  7175. 1689
  7176. 01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:07,375
  7177. Benar. Berhenti.
  7178.  
  7179. 1690
  7180. 01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:10,167
  7181. Terima kasih, teman-teman, atas waktumu.
  7182.  
  7183. 1691
  7184. 01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:15,125
  7185. Terima kasih sudah melakukan ini.
  7186. Semoga profesorku memberiku nilai A.
  7187.  
  7188. 1692
  7189. 01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,167
  7190. Apa?
  7191.  
  7192. 1693
  7193. 01:21:17,292 --> 01:21:18,917
  7194. Profesormu?
  7195. Apa maksudmu?
  7196.  
  7197. 1694
  7198. 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,500
  7199. Ya, ini film mahasiswa.
  7200.  
  7201. 1695
  7202. 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,750
  7203. Aku siswa Universitas Appalachian.
  7204.  
  7205. 1696
  7206. 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:23,958
  7207. Film mahasiswa?
  7208.  
  7209. 1697
  7210. 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:25,875
  7211. Sudah kubilang sejak awal.
  7212.  
  7213. 1698
  7214. 01:21:26,208 --> 01:21:27,500
  7215. Ini takkan ditonton?
  7216.  
  7217. 1699
  7218. 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,458
  7219. Profesorku akan menontonnya.
  7220.  
  7221. 1700
  7222. 01:21:29,667 --> 01:21:30,500
  7223. Dan mahasiswa.
  7224.  
  7225. 1701
  7226. 01:21:30,917 --> 01:21:33,500
  7227. - Kelasku 12 orang.
  7228. - Dan orang tuaku.
  7229.  
  7230. 1702
  7231. 01:21:35,083 --> 01:21:36,583
  7232. Keluar dari kantorku.
  7233.  
  7234. 1703
  7235. 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:38,333
  7236. Maaf?
  7237.  
  7238. 1704
  7239. 01:21:38,417 --> 01:21:40,333
  7240. Keluar dari kantorku.
  7241.  
  7242. 1705
  7243. 01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:43,708
  7244. Tadi aku kasar, lalu kuganti
  7245. dengan yang lebih sopan.
  7246.  
  7247. 1706
  7248. 01:21:43,792 --> 01:21:45,375
  7249. tapi keluar dari kantorku.
  7250.  
  7251. 1707
  7252. 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:47,125
  7253. Maaf.
  7254.  
  7255. 1708
  7256. 01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:58,042
  7257. Harusnya bisa 3D!
  7258.  
  7259. 1709
  7260. 01:21:58,083 --> 01:22:00,583
  7261. Terjemahan subtitle oleh Wiwit Margawiati
RAW Paste Data
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy. OK, I Understand
Top