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  1. [19:49] * Kansas (K@97-117-11-83.slkc.qwest.net) has joined #lolutah
  2. [19:49] * Candi (Candi@c-24-10-233-83.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
  3. [19:50] <Kansas> who sells acid and ecstasy these days?
  4. [19:50] -> Ops #lolutah: masters in social work
  5. [19:50] <AceMcStud> ask one of your clients
  6. [19:50] <Kansas> i don't have clients
  7. [19:51] <Kansas> and those weren't the drugs my clients did. hah
  8. [19:52] <Prau> ahhhhhh zac bought puppy a new toy
  9. [19:52] <uxp> How are we supposed to believe you when you say "i don't have clients" and immediately follow up with a sentence addressing a person as "my clients"
  10. [19:56] <daaz> because you have girls pants on, howie
  11. [19:57] <uxp> i havent worn girls pants since i was afraid you'd go loldaazlol when you found out Kim was dating me.
  12. [19:57] <daaz> pshhh, i'd be more afraid of those pants than me
  13. [19:57] <Prau> hah
  14. [19:58] <uxp> you're afraid of yourself?
  15. [19:58] <Kansas> youre a fucking idiot uxp
  16. [19:58] <daaz> tag yer in
  17. [19:58] -> Ops #lolutah: ice burn
  18. [19:59] <uxp> why am I an idiot Kansas? You said "i don't have clients", then immediately said "my clients" in reference to one or more people. You called them "clients" and so we assumed they were "clients"
  19. [20:00] <uxp> You, Kansas, are a fucking idiot.
  20. [20:00] <Daaz-> i got the idea that she was trying to relay
  21. [20:01] <uxp> Care to indulge me? I'm really confused about this.
  22. [20:01] <Daaz-> that her previous clients didnt do those kinds of drugs? but if you want to argue semantics at the girl go for it
  23. [20:01] * Prau (luckyjenne@c-98-202-51-224.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
  24. [20:02] <uxp> Ok, thats fine if they didnt do those kinds of drugs.
  25. [20:02] <Kansas> WERENT
  26. [20:02] <Kansas> past tense
  27. [20:02] <Kansas> 'did' is also past tense
  28. [20:02] <Kansas> i'm unemployed
  29. [20:02] <psyonix[m]> You guys should box
  30. [20:02] <uxp> "didn't do" is also past tense
  31. [20:03] <daaz> what psyonix said ^
  32. [20:03] <Kansas> exactly
  33. [20:03] <naitsirhc> its ok
  34. [20:03] <Kansas> you need three instances of past tense to make you understand the whole things implied past tense?
  35. [20:03] <Kansas> two wasn't enough
  36. [20:03] <naitsirhc> the "anymore" was implied
  37. [20:03] <daaz> i'd trade some beers for a ticket to see that fight
  38. [20:03] <tardhat> fucked in the ass is also past tense and also what this channel is right now
  39. [20:03] <tardhat> TIME PARADOX
  40. [20:03] <naitsirhc> but you could still get ahold of them!
  41. [20:03] <Kansas> if i still worked there i would say "those are the drugs my clients do"
  42. [20:03] <daaz> haha i just invisioned a mobius strip made of ass
  43. [20:03] <naitsirhc> are or are not
  44. [20:04] <Kansas> but getting ahold of them would only get me meth or heroin
  45. [20:04] <uxp> So you're arguing that you no longer have clients, and the ones you did have at one point but when they were current clients (in the past) they did not consume the drugs
  46. you are looking to buy currently. got it.
  47. [20:04] <Kansas> or crack
  48. [20:04] <tardhat> here's a drug you should do right now: shutthehellupandgetoual
  49. [20:04] <Kansas> i need some burningman-ish hippie drugs
  50. [20:04] <tardhat> out*al
  51. [20:04] <Kansas> not some addictive scurry drugs
  52. [20:05] <AceMcStud> ask some burner douches
  53. [20:05] -> Ops #lolutah: need those hippie drugs to better understand troubled teens
  54. [20:05] <Kansas> actually i still have acid
  55. [20:05] <Kansas> but others in my camp need it
  56. [20:05] <Kansas> i'm asking regular douches
  57. [20:05] <tardhat> here's what we're all smoking right now: givenofuxatal
  58. [20:05] <AceMcStud> oh these ARE for burner douches?
  59. [20:05] <AceMcStud> get out
  60. [20:05] <Kansas> burner douches aren't the sellers
  61. [20:05] <Kansas> however this channel does contain dealers
  62. [20:05] <naitsirhc> they are the consumers
  63. [20:05] <Kansas> ;)
  64. [20:05] <tardhat> GET IT?!?!
  65. [20:06] <tardhat> GIVE NO FUCKS AT ALL
  66. [20:06] <naitsirhc> ?? ;)
  67. [20:06] <tardhat> AHAHAHAHA
  68. [20:06] <pussy> ;): Daaz is a faggot
  69. [20:06] <Kansas> hah
  70. [20:06] <Daaz-> heh
  71. [20:06] <AceMcStud> if burner idiots can't even succesfully score drugs, about the only thing they're good at, they are the most useless people ever
  72. [20:06] <naitsirhc> i think i set that and forgot the password
  73. [20:07] <naitsirhc> !whoset ;)
  74. [20:07] <pussy> ;) set by naitsirhc on 2005-03-27 22:14:10
  75. [20:07] <Daaz-> i freebase apathy
  76. [20:07] <tardhat> so come on! dance like a retard!
  77. [20:07] <tardhat> life's an endless party, not a punch card!
  78. [20:07] * Daaz- \o\ \o/ \o\
  79. [20:07] <Kansas> well i don't know a lot of burningpeople
  80. [20:08] <Kansas> this is miniburningman
  81. [20:08] <tardhat> this is antiburningman
  82. [20:08] <naitsirhc> how long ago was the last time you bought these drugs
  83. [20:08] <Kansas> you guys are anti everything, grow up
  84. [20:08] <Kansas> don't act like i'm some newb
  85. [20:08] <naitsirhc> lol ur a noob
  86. [20:08] <tardhat> GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
  87. [20:08] <uxp> anti everything comes with adge. maybe you should grow up.
  88. [20:08] <Kansas> the last times i bought them was from someone who doesn't sell them anymore
  89. [20:08] <uxp> -d
  90. [20:08] <tardhat> THIS IS LITERALLY MY HOUSE AND YOU ARE INVADING IT
  91. [20:08] <AceMcStud> "Guys where can I get pillz" "Don't act like I'm a newb"
  92. [20:08] -> Ops #lolutah: i was gonna say
  93. [20:09] <AceMcStud> uns uns uns
  94. [20:09] -> Ops #lolutah: we should start talking a lot and piss kansas off
  95. [20:09] -AceMcStud:@#lolutah- agreed
  96. [20:09] -> Ops #lolutah: except i doubt it would
  97. [20:09] <Kansas> i didn't come here asking as if it's a bad place to ask
  98. [20:09] <Kansas> you all do drugs
  99. [20:09] <Kansas> some regulars hook them up or sell them
  100. [20:09] <naitsirhc> YOU PEOPLE
  101. [20:09] <Kansas> play stupid all you want
  102. [20:09] <uxp> I ahvent consumed an single illicit substance in 18 months.
  103. [20:09] <tardhat> last place i'm gonna look to buy crack is in a crack house
  104. [20:10] <Kansas> well you're a pussy
  105. [20:10] * gummi (gummi@c-67-161-247-246.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has joined #lolutah
  106. [20:10] <uxp> you're a pretend faggot.
  107. [20:10] <tardhat> you dont ask addicts for their drugs ok
  108. [20:10] <Kansas> true
  109. [20:10] -> Ops #lolutah: IM NOT A NOOB *gets trolled*
  110. [20:10] <Kansas> though i did go down on a girl a couple days ago
  111. [20:10] <Kansas> that counts as fagism
  112. [20:10] <AceMcStud> ?? whocares
  113. [20:10] <pussy> whocares: SHUTUP
  114. [20:10] <uxp> like i said. pretend faggot.
  115. [20:10] <naitsirhc> laffo
  116. [20:10] <Kansas> i aint asking for addictive drugs
  117. [20:10] <naitsirhc> Kansas i would tell you but i am concerned for your health and safety
  118. [20:10] <psyonix[m]> LOL
  119. [20:10] <AceMcStud> haha
  120. [20:10] <naitsirhc> what if you get a bad pill, or overdose?
  121. [20:10] <Kansas> i'll be safe and healthful ;)
  122. [20:11] <uxp> all drugs are addictive. my DARE instructor said so. he's a cop so I trust him.
  123. [20:11] <naitsirhc> there are lots of inherent risks when consuming illegal substances
  124. [20:11] <Kansas> i'm aware
  125. [20:11] <naitsirhc> did you know that last year over 5 people died?
  126. [20:11] -tardhat:@#lolutah- get kansas and keer drugs and lock them in a room together with irc terminals
  127. [20:11] <AceMcStud> you just want something to blame a series of FB posts about your ex on
  128. [20:11] -tardhat:@#lolutah- logs for great justice
  129. [20:11] -> Ops #lolutah: HAHAHAHA
  130. [20:11] <Kansas> i volunteered with the harm reduction project and dancesafe
  131. [20:11] -> Ops #lolutah: holy shit AceMcStud wow
  132. [20:11] <Kansas> ten years ago
  133. [20:11] <Kansas> anyway
  134. [20:11] -uxp:@#lolutah- we have a winner
  135. [20:11] <naitsirhc> holy moly.
  136. [20:11] <naitsirhc> Kansas if i get you drugs will you do them with keer
  137. [20:12] <Kansas> no, she blocked and defriended me, etc.
  138. [20:12] <tardhat> even better
  139. [20:12] <Kansas> you guys saw the thred
  140. [20:12] <Kansas> thread
  141. [20:12] <tardhat> i did not
  142. [20:12] <uxp> did you screenshotted it?
  143. [20:12] * daaz (Laenatus@failcore.com) Quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
  144. [20:13] <gummi> what thread was this?
  145. [20:13] <Kansas> 93 posts
  146. [20:13] <gummi> musta been after i blocked and defriended her
  147. [20:13] <naitsirhc> oh that one
  148. [20:13] <Kansas> of alisha val and monica fighting
  149. [20:13] <Kansas> i had no hand it
  150. [20:13] <Kansas> in it
  151. [20:13] <gummi> oh, that one.
  152. [20:13] <naitsirhc> where she got in a huge bitchfest
  153. [20:13] <gummi> that one was not even amusing
  154. [20:13] <naitsirhc> that was dumb
  155. [20:13] <gummi> it was just sad
  156. [20:13] <psyonix[m]> DON'T THREAD ON ME!
  157. [20:14] <naitsirhc> 10 minutes of reading and zero entertainment value
  158. [20:14] <Kansas> but because i didn't stick up for anyone on any side
  159. [20:14] <Kansas> i got in troubles
  160. [20:14] <gummi> yep
  161. [20:14] <gummi> she said something totally bizarre on fb and i reposted it in here and we had a good chuckle
  162. [20:14] <naitsirhc> and then you got yelled at
  163. [20:14] <psyonix[m]> The 90+ comment thread of menstral-fueled hate
  164. [20:14] <gummi> so she was angry with me because she thought i was cooler than that
  165. [20:14] <naitsirhc> i'm probably going to get yelled at too
  166. [20:14] <gummi> whatever that means
  167. [20:14] <psyonix[m]> Sorry, estrogen-fueled
  168. [20:14] * naitsirhc always gets yelled at
  169. [20:15] <gummi> i actually wondered what happened after i left here that day after she "yelled" at me
  170. [20:15] <naitsirhc> nothing
  171. [20:15] <gummi> i figured
  172. [20:15] <Kansas> i honestly have enough friends and love that if people wanna throw constant fits and drama at me, they can bow out
  173. [20:15] <gummi> that's what i'm saying.
  174. [20:15] <naitsirhc> anytime i ever hear anyone say the word "drama"
  175. [20:16] <gummi> i thought about it and... yep
  176. [20:16] <gummi> i've never had a nice conversation with her
  177. [20:16] <naitsirhc> it is an instant irk
  178. [20:16] <gummi> never dealt with her sober
  179. [20:16] <psyonix[m]> Nait: me too, I thought I was the only one
  180. [20:16] <naitsirhc> its like
  181. [20:16] <naitsirhc> IM SO ANTIDRAMATIC I HATE DRAMA (TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE DRAMA)
  182. [20:16] <gummi> so, what was i doing with a fb friend who i only talk to when she's trashed to begin with?
  183. [20:16] <naitsirhc> *DRAMATIZES DISLIKE OF DRAMA*
  184. [20:17] <gummi> so, no harm no foul.
  185. [20:17] <Kansas> i aint bein dramatic
  186. [20:17] <Kansas> you brought up keer
  187. [20:17] <naitsirhc> i'm not referencing you specifically
  188. [20:17] <Kansas> man you guys in here haven't changed in a lot of years
  189. [20:18] <naitsirhc> Kansas you can't claim non-noob status and then try to ballpark everyone else
  190. [20:18] <psyonix[m]> Heh
  191. [20:18] * Daaz- is now known as daaz
  192. [20:18] <Kansas> ok, well the caliber of convo in here hasn't changed
  193. [20:18] <Kansas> gangrapes left n right
  194. [20:18] <naitsirhc> the hell it hasn't
  195. [20:18] <psyonix[m]> That's fair
  196. [20:19] <naitsirhc> i didn't see anything on the level of frito_lols back in 01
  197. [20:19] <psyonix[m]> I'm still an immature asshat, but I get along with B
  198. [20:19] <psyonix[m]> So that's a change
  199. [20:19] <naitsirhc> Kansas: we call it "trolling" now
  200. [20:19] <gummi> frito lols was pretty great
  201. [20:19] <Kansas> i get along with everyone, until they tell me otherwise
  202. [20:19] <naitsirhc> you go along to get along
  203. [20:20] <Kansas> which is usually news to me
  204. [20:20] <Kansas> heh
  205. [20:20] <gummi> how come you guys never antagonize me?
  206. [20:20] <naitsirhc> uh
  207. [20:20] <gummi> probably because i'd laugh
  208. [20:20] <psyonix[m]> You have a nice rack
  209. [20:20] * naitsirhc waggles finger
  210. [20:20] <gummi> oh shit
  211. [20:20] <gummi> you're right.
  212. [20:20] <gummi> you do antagonize me!
  213. [20:20] * naitsirhc checks flashlight for D-cells
  214. [20:20] <psyonix[m]> LOL
  215. [20:21] <gummi> i just find it hilarious.
  216. [20:21] <naitsirhc> over the last 10 years
  217. [20:21] <naitsirhc> i dont think ANYONE hasn't been antagonized
  218. [20:21] <gummi> yeah.
  219. [20:21] <naitsirhc> i don't not disbelieve that anyone hasn't ever not been antagonized
  220. [20:21] <gummi> i still think that the D battery thing isn't that funny
  221. [20:21] <gummi> never not nohow!
  222. [20:22] <psyonix[m]> "Reach over to the front, touch ya toes" "oh wait, solw down girl, not you, I guess you can just grab your ankles, k boo?"
  223. [20:22] <gummi> it has been decided... i'm whackin off my hairs!
  224. [20:22] <naitsirhc> what
  225. [20:22] <naitsirhc> like cutting it short
  226. [20:22] <naitsirhc> or off
  227. [20:22] <gummi> short
  228. [20:22] <naitsirhc> oh ok
  229. [20:22] <gummi> not off
  230. [20:22] <uxp> top or botton hair?
  231. [20:22] <gummi> bottom hair?
  232. [20:22] <uxp> bottom*
  233. [20:22] <psyonix[m]> Like gummi bear back in the day short?
  234. [20:22] <gummi> who has that?
  235. [20:22] <naitsirhc> most adults
  236. [20:22] * Kansas (K@97-117-11-83.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: [hektik!irc] Tune in, Turn on, Drop out.)
  237. [20:22] <naitsirhc> gummi you joined a bit too late
  238. [20:22] <naitsirhc> and missed out on some comedy
  239. [20:23] <gummi> i did!?
  240. [20:23] <naitsirhc> kansas joined looking for drugs, got pissed and said she wasnt a noob, then proceeded to get trolled for 20 minutes
  241. [20:23] <gummi> how can i review?
  242. [20:23] <gummi> oh. well, that about summed it up.
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