Tiny Fish for Japan 2.0

I don't like the games from Japan

Based on: Tiny Fish for Japan - Stan Rogers

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRUSqO8fObU
Instrumental (sort of): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL_ZEyO41Q

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Where Patterson Creek's muddy waters run down
Past the penny arcades, by the harbour downtown
All the old Turtlebacks rust in the rain
Like they never will leave there again

>>Well, sometimes I feel I need something to play
>>Something new that I think, I could enjoy today
>>So I go, on /v/ and, ask what to try
>>I could play and could feel satisfied

But leave there they will in the hour before dawn
Slip out in the darkness without word or song;
For a few more years yet, they will work while they can
To catch tiny fish for Japan

>>So they give me lists, of the things that bring joy
>>Visual books, and novels, of cute long haired boys
>>But the art and gameplay, that I just cannot stand
>>Cause I don't like games from Japan

No white fish or trout here, we leave them alone
The inspectors raise hell if we take any home
What kind, of fisher-man, can't eat, his catch
Or call what he's ta-ken his own?

>>I guess I, liked dark souls, and Pokemon Blue
>>Because-those-are quite western, and they're not wee-a-boo,
>>Don't think, that I-like, Ja-pa-nese games,
>>As really I just like a few

But the plant works three shifts now. There's plenty of pay
We ship seventeen tons of this garbage each day
If we want to eat fish, then we'll open a can
And catch tiny fish for Japan

>>But then /v/ calls me stu-pid, for my taste in games
>>They say I'm a dudebro and I should feel ashamed,
>>But that won't change my mind, as I'm still not a fan
>>Of the games that they make in Japan

In the Norfolk Hotel over far too much beer
The old guys remember when the water ran clear
No poisons, with names, that we can't un, derstand
And no tiny fish for Japan...

>>When the characters all look the same and say nyaaa~
>>That's not what I like to see in my vid-e-a
>>I guess that, big tits, are nice I un,derstand
>>But I don't like games from Japan

So the days run, together. Each one is the same
And it's good, that the smelt, have no lovelier name,
For it's all just a job now, we'll work while we can
To catch tiny fish for Japan
And we'll catch tiny fish for Japan

>>So I go back, to Dota, and my RPGs
>>I only, like turn based, in Civ 4 and 3,
>>Hating weeb games is not a, real part of my plan,
>>I just don't like the games from Japan
>>So I'll not play the games from Japan