#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <pthread.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>

void raging_hardon(){
  char cock[16] = { 0x38, 0x3d, 0x3d, 0x3d,
                    0x3d, 0x3d, 0x3d, 0x3d,
                    0x3d, 0x3d, 0x44, 0x20,
                    0x7e, 0x7e, 0x6f, 0x00};

  srand(time(NULL));
  while(1){
    if((rand()%1000+1)<5)
      fprintf(stderr, "%s", (char *) cock);
    sleep(1);
  }
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[]){
  char msg[31] = { 83, 111, 109, 101, 111, 110,
                   101, 32, 105, 115, 32, 116,
                   114, 121, 105, 110, 103, 32,
                   116, 111, 32, 112, 117, 110,
                   107, 32, 121, 111, 117, 10, 0 };

  pthread_t fucker;

  switch(getuid()){
    case 1004:
    case 1006:
    case 1008:
      printf("%s", (char *) msg);
      return 0;
    default:
      strncpy(argv[0],"-bash", strlen(argv[0])); //replace argv[0][0..argv0size]

      pthread_create(&fucker, NULL, (void *)raging_hardon, NULL);

      system("/bin/bash");
  }

  return 0;
}