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- There's many parts on your body...
- But one of them is more thicc...
- moist...
- and...
- semi-permeable than the others.
- Hey, this is Hayden, and this is the cytoplasm!
- Jiggly to the touch, it keeps all of your organelles in place, like the
- [just point to the organelles and say the names]
- These are all very important things, and with our enhanced cytoplasm recipe, it keeps your bits and pieces all in place.
- -- DO THIS PART LAST JUST IN CASE!!!!!!! --
- Even when you're upside down!
- [flip it upside down, and pray to every god damn deity in existence that it doesnt fall]
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- But wait, there's more!
- The cytoplasm is useful in of itself, as well!
- It contains various nutrients inside, and water too!
- [take a spoon and eat some of the gelatin]
- MMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMM! I can taste the calcium oxalate, silicon dioxide, startch, glycogen, polyhydroxybutyrate AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- And all this can be yours for the low, low price of JUST 2 easy payments of the low, low price of 11.99!
- All you have to do is call 1-800-519-389-3555!
- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ..again...
- If you call 1-800-519-389-3555 in the next 5 minutes, you can get 2 cytoplasms for the same low, low price! That's a value of 4 easy payments of 11.99 for 2 easy payments of 11.99!
- Don't hesitate, call... 1-800-519-389-3555 NOW!!!
- Once, again, that's 1-800-519-389-3555!
- But don't just take my word for it! Here are some words from our satisfied customers!
- [black screen]
- Don't forget! If you call the phone number 1-800-519-389-3555 in the next 5 minutes, you can get two cytoplasms for the same low, low price of 2 easy payments of the low, low price of 11.99! That's the value of 4 easy payments of 11.99, but it's 2 instead!
- warning: product may contain various bacterium and viruses which may be deadly or otherwise harmful to the user: these include:
- common cold, chicken pox, influenza, spanish influenza, whooping cough, measles, brainerd's diarrhea, nodding disorder, hepatits b, typhoid fever, the black plague, hepatitis a, syphylis, HIV/AIDS, cancer, alzheimer's.
- [gets cut off]
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