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  1. Session Start (rossdevans@bigpond.com:Group Conversation 3321400478): Sun Mar 06 23:20:47 2011 1100
  2. Brad: EMILY BABY
  3. Alistar: EMILY
  4. Alistar: ROSS
  5.  
  6. Brad: BABY
  7. Brad: I AM
  8. Alistar: I invited
  9. Alistar: ross
  10. Brad: SO DRUNK
  11. Alistar: because
  12. Alistar: he is my bro
  13. Alistar: and
  14. Alistar: we are
  15. Ross: ahh what
  16. Alistar: VERY
  17. Alistar: VERY
  18. Alistar: DRUNK
  19. Ross: That's nice
  20. Alistar: hello
  21. Alistar: my son
  22. Alistar: My lover
  23. Alistar: my sex.
  24. Alistar: my hot
  25. Alistar: bubling
  26. Alistar: hot
  27. Alistar: fat
  28. Alistar: ross
  29. emily: mmm, not different from the usual (:
  30. Ross: I like girls
  31. Alistar: OH GOD ROSS TOUCH ME
  32.  
  33. Brad: OH GOD THE CHILDREN
  34. Brad: THE CHILDRSN EYES
  35. Brad: THEY ARE WATCHING YOU HEATHENS
  36. Alistar: BRB GOT MY CIGGIES
  37.  
  38. Alistar: also
  39. Alistar: maddie
  40. Alistar: ross is here
  41. Brad: ROSS
  42. Ross: MADDIE
  43. Brad: GO TO SLEEP
  44. Ross: NO I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK
  45. Ross: I am the king of time management
  46. Brad: FUCKING FUCK DRINK VOURBON WITH ME ROSS YOU SLUT
  47. Ross: I have no bourbon
  48. Brad: goddamnit ross
  49. Alistar: Back
  50. Brad: fuckin
  51. Brad: roooos
  52. Alistar: hunnies
  53. Brad: moose
  54. Brad: fuckin
  55. Alistar: Especially ross
  56. Brad: moose hoose
  57. Alistar: i love dat shit
  58. Brad: fuckin moose hose
  59. Alistar: dat ass....
  60. Brad: that is you ross
  61. Brad: moose hose
  62. Ross: that sounds like an innuendo
  63. Alistar: Your mother
  64. Alistar: is
  65. Alistar: an innuendo
  66. Alistar: on my dick
  67. Alistar: my veiny pulsating
  68. Alistar: vagina
  69. Alistar: Emily knows.
  70. Brad: pagin
  71. Brad: pagina
  72. Alistar: oh no
  73. Alistar: lease
  74. Alistar: Dont
  75. Alistar: NO
  76.  
  77. Brad: pagina cupcake
  78. Alistar: Pagina cubcake
  79. Brad: mangina steak
  80. Brad: beeefy beefy beefcurtains
  81. Alistar: FUCK YOU
  82. Alistar: MY FONT
  83. Alistar: fucking rocks
  84. Brad: your font
  85. Brad: looks the same as mine
  86. Brad: you fucking
  87. Brad: slut
  88. Ross: i can't see your font because i don't use your stupid normal msn clients
  89. Alistar: WHAT
  90.  
  91. Alistar: ITS MASSIVE
  92. Alistar: FUCK YOU ALL YOU FAGOOT SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS
  93. Alistar: Oh
  94. Alistar: shut the fuck up
  95. Alistar: wheers emily
  96. Alistar: she hasnt
  97. Alistar: said a thing
  98. emily: you guys talk wayyyyyy to fast
  99. Alistar: from her cute blushing lispy mouth
  100. Alistar: hey emilbuble
  101. Brad: aw em
  102. Brad: my baby
  103. Alistar: Cuttttie piiiiiiee
  104. Brad: my love
  105. Alistar: SHES FUCKING MINE
  106. Brad: fuck off
  107. Alistar: I FUCKING KILL YOu
  108. Alistar: No
  109. Alistar: fyou
  110. Brad: I will go you
  111. Alistar: fuck you
  112. Alistar: emily
  113. Alistar: This
  114. Alistar: is the deal breaker
  115. Alistar: me or
  116. Alistar: maddie
  117. Alistar: One desicion
  118. Alistar: Or
  119. Alistar: whatever i was trying to spell
  120. Alistar: MORE GOOn
  121. Brad: EM YOU LOVE ME
  122. Brad: MORE
  123. emily: heyloo (:
  124. Brad: FUCKIN
  125. Brad: FUCK ALISTAR
  126. Brad: AND HIS BEEF CURTAINS
  127. Ross: But everyone loves Ross
  128. Brad: SHUT UP MOOSE HOSE
  129. Brad: I AM HAVING A CALM DISCUSSION
  130. emily: hello Ross (:
  131. Ross: hi
  132. Alistar: OH
  133. Alistar: mY
  134. Alistar: OG
  135. Alistar: GOD
  136.  
  137. Alistar: MY ARBIES MEAT FLAPS
  138.  
  139. Alistar: MADDIE
  140. Alistar: FUC KYOU
  141. Alistar: I HAVE BIG DICK
  142.  
  143. Alistar: NOT ARBIES
  144.  
  145. Alistar: meat flaps
  146. Brad: FUCKIN MEAT FLAPS
  147. Brad: MEAT FLSAPSF
  148. Alistar: Fuck this
  149. emily: wait Ross from school?
  150. Alistar: i call bullshit
  151. Alistar: My dicks huge
  152. Ross: i like how i can highlight flaps in trillian and it gives me a dictionary definition
  153. Alistar: Emily knows
  154. Ross: yes ross from school
  155. Alistar: hesss
  156. Alistar: really
  157. emily: bullshit.
  158. Alistar: hot
  159. Alistar: I like ross :$
  160. emily: (: Ross
  161. Alistar: He makes my dick
  162. Alistar: so
  163. Alistar: HARD
  164.  
  165. Alistar: Not emily though
  166. Alistar: shes just
  167. Alistar: not good enough
  168. Brad: fuckin
  169. Brad: emily
  170. Ross: it is hard to compare to me
  171. Brad: you make my dick so hard
  172. Brad: fuck alistar
  173. Alistar: EMILY
  174. Alistar: IM BETTER
  175.  
  176. Alistar: THAN THAT
  177. Alistar: DICKLESS FAG
  178. emily: ah I see, fine I love maddi more
  179. Alistar: I HAVE A LONG HARD
  180. Brad: HAHAHAHAHAHA
  181. Alistar: DAM NFUCKING
  182. Alistar: FUCK YOu
  183. Brad: FUCK YOU ALISTAR
  184. Alistar: WERE THRU
  185. Brad: FUCKIN
  186. Brad: FUCK YOU
  187. Alistar: YOU JUST
  188. Brad: SCREENCAPPING DIS
  189. Alistar: GO OUT WITH MADDIE
  190.  
  191. Alistar: FINE
  192.  
  193. Alistar: FINE
  194.  
  195. Alistar: FINE
  196.  
  197. Alistar: FINE
  198. Alistar: EMily i am not
  199. Alistar: your bf
  200. Alistar: anymore
  201. Alistar: Maddies your gay lover
  202. Brad: EMILY WE ARE ALREADY DATING
  203. emily: ):
  204. Brad: SO I DO NOT NEED TO ASK YOU
  205. * Ross buzzes Alistar, carnege@live.com.au, froggy_saint@hotmail.com!
  206. emily: (:
  207. Alistar: FUCKING HELL ROSS
  208.  
  209. Alistar: YOU WANT ME TO ANALLY RAPE YOU?
  210. Ross: i dont know what all these trillian buttons do
  211. Ross: fuckin trillian
  212. Alistar: I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS RAW
  213.  
  214. Alistar: RAW
  215. Alistar: remember ross maddie?
  216. Alistar: comon
  217. Alistar: you would so
  218. emily: run Ross run
  219. Alistar: tap that shit
  220. Alistar: FUCKING MADDIE JUMP HIS ASS
  221. Alistar: Bro maddie
  222. Ross: it's like staring into the sun, i know it's bad for me but I can't look away
  223. Alistar: we team up
  224. Alistar: gang bang ross
  225. Alistar: just
  226. Brad: I have dibs
  227. Alistar: double penetration
  228. Brad: I like it
  229. Alistar: Our dick grinding together in ross's
  230. Brad: on his pretty little mouth
  231. Brad: I just wanna
  232. Alistar: Oops
  233. Brad: jam my dick in there
  234. Alistar: i will too
  235. Alistar: because
  236. Brad: awesome
  237. Brad: we will 
  238. Alistar: theres only one hole
  239. Brad: knock out his teeth
  240. Alistar: or
  241. Alistar: Roast
  242. Alistar: a roast
  243. Alistar: i stick it in
  244. Alistar: hismouth
  245. Alistar: you go in the ass
  246. Brad: and emily
  247. Alistar: Emily
  248. Brad: emily you can give me a calming massage
  249. Alistar: goes belooo
  250. Alistar: w
  251. Brad: no
  252. Brad: my shoulders are tense
  253. emily: no Emily stays out of this
  254. Brad: she needs to massage them
  255. Alistar: hahaha,.
  256. Ross: can ross stay out of this too
  257. Brad: NO SHUT THE UCK UP ROSS
  258. Brad: MOOSE HOSE
  259. emily: nope it's either me or you Ross, so it's you
  260. Alistar: YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE
  261. |
  262. Alistar: HOLD HIM DOWN
  263. Alistar: HOLD HIM DOWN HE CANT BITE IF MY COCKS DOWN HIS THROAT
  264.  
  265. Alistar: roman shower
  266. Alistar: all the better
  267. Brad: J-J-J-J-JAM IT
  268. Alistar: maddie and ross get it
  269. Alistar: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  270.  
  271. Alistar: IM SMOKIN
  272. g
  273. Alistar: because i like to smoke.
  274. Brad: NOW I'M SMOKING
  275. Brad: BUT YOU
  276. Brad: ARE SMOKING
  277. Brad: MY COCK
  278. Alistar: WE"RE BOTH SMOKING
  279.  
  280. Brad: YOU FAGGOT
  281. Alistar: MY COCK
  282. Alistar: FAGGOT
  283. Alistar: maddies craving black dick
  284. Alistar: rightnow
  285. Brad: all I need to do
  286. Brad: is suck myself off
  287. Alistar: maddie
  288. Brad: daily dose
  289. Alistar: shaquil
  290. Ross: autofellatio
  291. Alistar: o neil
  292. Brad: of black willy
  293. Alistar: wants to fuck you
  294. Alistar: maddie
  295. Brad: maddie
  296. Brad: maddie
  297. Brad: maddie
  298. Alistar: the shaq
  299. Brad: maddie
  300. Brad: maddie
  301. Brad: maddie
  302. Brad: maddie
  303. Alistar: MADDIE
  304. MADDI
  305. Brad: maddie
  306. Alistar: e
  307. Brad: maddie
  308. Alistar: MADDIe
  309. Brad: maddie
  310. Brad: maddie
  311. Ross: maddy
  312. Alistar: MADCUNT
  313. maddie
  314. Brad: maddie
  315. Brad: maddie
  316. Brad: madie
  317. Brad: maddie
  318. Brad: maddie
  319. Brad: maddie
  320. Brad: sadie
  321. Ross: MADdie
  322. Brad: brigette
  323. Alistar: im calling you madie, mad cunt
  324. Brad: sandy
  325. Brad: michelle
  326. Brad: madie
  327. Alistar: you are now
  328. Brad: madie
  329. Alistar: mad cunt
  330. Alistar: MUD CUNT
  331.  
  332. Brad: madcunt
  333. Brad: is me
  334. Alistar: SHUT THE FUCK Up
  335. Alistar: YES YOU ARE
  336. Brad: FUCKIN YES
  337. Alistar: NOW SHUT YOUR SLUTTY MOUTH
  338. Brad: AW YISSS
  339. Alistar: \
  340. Brad: man
  341. Brad: my head
  342. Brad: hurts
  343. Brad: emily
  344. Brad: my heart hurts
  345. Brad: I need
  346. Brad: your freckles
  347. Brad: ahahahaha
  348. Alistar: hard emily
  349. Alistar: se xd
  350. Alistar: ross
  351. Alistar: maddie
  352. Alistar: spitroast
  353. Alistar: emily?
  354. Brad: never
  355. Brad: she is
  356. Alistar: NO WAY
  357. Brad: to pure
  358. Ross: "yes bella I have to do this," Edward answere all sexily as he walked into the big castle. "my powers are dangerous and if I don't do this I might HURT YOU" he said it all angistly and sexy and it made bella sad and turned on. The place was Hogwarts which was where they had to guard and they went in and met all the tf2 people
  359.  
  360. Alistar: SPITROAST HER WITH ME
  361. Brad: HEY TF2
  362. Alistar: SPIT ROAST EMILY WITH ME MADDIE
  363. Brad: I LOVE TF2
  364. emily: it's ok maddie (:
  365. Ross: "so this is the new recruit?" sniper said all hotlike as he looked over and at at Edward who gave him dark look. "What can he do?"
  366.  
  367. "everyone hello this is Edward he is a vamripe and will be helping guard the base because he can see in the dark and protect from the enemy ninjas who want to capture hary potter," said Dumbledore who was with the announcer who was angrily looking at htem angrily. Suddenly, Bella saw scout and he was so cute and she started to get a boner except she couldn't get one cause she was a girl.
  368.  
  369.  
  370. emily: yes alistar?
  371. Brad: only if
  372. Brad: I get both ends
  373. Brad: and you
  374. Brad: are not in the room
  375. Alistar: I fucking love
  376. Alistar: ross
  377. Alistar: I love ross
  378. Alistar: my
  379. Alistar: finger
  380. Alistar: s
  381. Alistar: hurt
  382. Alistar: so bad
  383. Alistar: from all this typing
  384. Alistar: im putting
  385. Alistar: the
  386. Alistar: microphone on
  387. Alistar: so you canhear me sing
  388. Ross: "Hello what is up," Scout said happily to her as he walked towards her and she felt her heart jumped a lot and she got nervous. "I'm scout. Whats you're name?"
  389.  
  390. "Bella," bella said as she blushed and looked away. She started to realized that she was in love with scout! But before she could say it scout said "ok see ya" and ran away leaving her with Edward. But she was in love with Edward! She was confused!
  391.  
  392. "KONNICHIWA!" said harry potrter to bella when they sawe each other. Edward was goin to see Dumbledore and had wandered away leaving bella all alone with Harry. "My name is harry potter and I am a student here! Please to meet you!" he had willowy dark hair and sable eyes that sprakled like forests in the night and was so cute and kawaii that it made Bella blush. "Hello" bella said blushing as she shook his hand and blushed.
  393.  
  394. Brad: I don't think I will be able too
  395. Brad: how sad
  396. Ross: this is my favourite story
  397. Ross: it will be the first book my children read
  398. Alistar: maddie
  399. Alistar: we have to
  400. Brad: HEY I TOTALLY WROTE THAT STORIES DGUISE
  401. Alistar: spitroast
  402. Alistar: EMILY
  403.  
  404. emily: fuck off
  405. Alistar: SHUT UP
  406. Alistar: FAGGOT
  407. Brad: ONLY IF I GET BOTH ENDS
  408. Alistar: NO
  409. Brad: AND YOU'RE NOT THERE
  410. Ross: "I'm bella I'm here cause my boyfirend Edward cullen whose a vampire," bella said and then Harry looked angry.
  411.  
  412. "I HATE THAT EDWARD UCLLEN HE IS SUCH A POSR!" harry yelled angrily in an angry voice before angrily stomping away in anger. "VAMPIRES ARE TOTALLY LAME WIZARDS ARE BEST"
  413. emily: not happening :/
  414. Ross: wizerds r best!!!
  415. Alistar: Emily
  416. Alistar: is too pure
  417. Alistar: we cant
  418. Alistar: w're just
  419. emily: :P
  420. Alistar: going to have to do ross
  421. Alistar: maddie
  422. Brad: ok
  423. Brad: we will
  424. Brad: do moose hose
  425. Alistar: kay
  426. Ross: i dont have chapter two of this story
  427. Brad: can I make a beautful pillow from his hair
  428. Ross: this saddens me
  429. Alistar: Ross
  430. Alistar: I will
  431. Alistar: gape
  432. Alistar: you
  433. Brad: because I reallty wantoo
  434. Brad: gape
  435. Brad: what
  436. Alistar: i want to fuck ross
  437. Brad: lol
  438. Alistar: and gape that shit
  439. Alistar: GAPE ROSS MADDIe
  440. Alistar: use your black cock of no emotion
  441. Ross: there is a BIG TWIST in the story now
  442. Ross: "BUT THERE NOT AS COOL AS NINJAS BELIEVE IT" a voice sudden said and suddenly Naruto appeared and kicked harry paotter in the stomach and landed. "Konnichiwa I am naruto kun I am from the village of leafs believe it bevlie it believie it!"he had sparkling radiant deep blue far set soul searching and mystical like a pool of magical water and they were so prety and bella blushed so deep and it was so kawaii and bishie.
  443.  
  444. Brad: EMOTION IS GONE NOW GUISE
  445. Brad: IT'S OK
  446. Brad: I CAN LIVE AGAIN
  447. emily: I'll find that emotion (:
  448. Brad: Em you're different
  449. Ross: i dont have the rest of the story i am sorry
  450. Brad: you're my freckled love
  451. Alistar: i am my own parasite i dont need a host to live, we feed off of each other.... we can shure iare endorphins
  452. Brad: different
  453. Ross: it is truely a masterpiece
  454. Alistar: ROSS
  455.  
  456. Alistar: OUR ENDORPHINS
  457. Alistar: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT STAAAAAAAAAAAY
  458. emily: maddi !
  459. Alistar: test me
  460. Alistar: all i need
  461. Brad: eeeemmmmm
  462. Alistar: is rosses
  463. Ross: run lots and it will release endorphins
  464. Alistar: big cock
  465. Ross: or masturbate
  466. Alistar: in my mouth
  467. Alistar: DONT STAYYYYYYY
  468.  
  469. Alistar: TEST
  470. Alistar: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  471.  
  472. *** Alistar has left the conversation.
  473. Ross: oh cocks i left my psych text book at home
  474. Ross: oh well I guess i lose marks on that SAT
  475. emily: your fucked.
  476. *** Alistar has joined the conversation.
  477. emily: dammit he's back ;)
  478. Brad: damnit meg
  479. Alistar: FUCK
  480. Alistar: DAMN IT MEG
  481. Alistar: *punches*
  482. Alistar: ross
  483. Alistar: my shit
  484. Alistar: is your milk
  485. Alistar: my milk
  486. Alistar: is your shit
  487. Alistar: how do you feel
  488. Ross: i don't drink milk anymore it's got too much fat in it
  489. Brad: ross you freak
  490. Ross: well i do but NOT FREQUENTLY
  491. Brad: what is wrong with milk
  492. Brad: you moose hose
  493. Ross: carbs n fat
  494. Alistar: When my shit
  495. Ross: actually i could be wrong about carbs
  496. Alistar: is rosses milk
  497. Alistar: his shit
  498. Ross: i forget
  499. Alistar: is my milk
  500. Alistar: ROSS FUCK ME HARD
  501. Alistar: SING IT TO THE TUNE OF FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
  502.  
  503. Ross: nope
  504. Brad: HEY I LOVE THAT SONG
  505. Alistar: FAGGOT
  506. i love faggot
  507. Alistar: MSI
  508. Alistar: rememeber our background music maddie?
  509. Alistar: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  510. Brad: MSI
  511. Brad: is bossman
  512. Brad: is bosscat
  513. Brad: is bosscock
  514. Brad: yeah
  515. Brad: bosscock
  516. Alistar: IVE BEEN DENIED ALL THE BEST
  517. Alistar: ULTRA SEX
  518. Alistar: UGH
  519. Brad: ULTRA SEX
  520. Brad: HEY\
  521. Ross: alistar i want to photoshop your facebook profile pic so you have a penis protruding from your forehead but that requires saving a picture of a penis
  522. Alistar: I TRIED TO CON SUME
  523.  
  524. Brad: THAT'S MY LINE
  525. Ross: DILEMMA
  526. Brad: FUCK YOU
  527. Alistar: I LOVE THEM WHEN THEY DONT GIVE A MUTHERFUCKING SHIt
  528. Alistar: DIG ME
  529. Alistar: NBOWWWW
  530. Alistar: FUCK ME LATER
  531. SING IT WITH THAT
  532. Alistar: I beeen
  533. Alistar: denied
  534. Alistar: all th best
  535. Alistar: ultra seX
  536. MOW
  537.  
  538. Brad: ULTRASEX
  539. Alistar: I COULDA BEE N A STAR
  540. Alistar: FREAKS ME OUT
  541. Alistar: WHEN I SOUND JUST LIKE MY MOM
  542. Alistar: AND I CAN NEVER LET IT DOWN
  543. Alistar: Maddie sing et with meh
  544. Ross: i'm a dinosaur
  545. Brad: OK WHEERE ARE YOU AT
  546. Ross: somebody's diggin my bones
  547. Brad: WHERE THE FUQ
  548. Brad: IS MY MSI
  549. Alistar: MADDIE
  550.  
  551. Alistar: YOU SUCK
  552. Ross: fuck your MSI, king crimson is superior
  553. Alistar: PUT ON MSI
  554. Alistar: SHUT ME UP
  555. Alistar: FUCK YOU ROSS
  556.  
  557. Alistar: MSI RULES
  558. Ross: 21st century schizoid mannnnnnnnnnn
  559. Alistar: AND SING IT TO WITH THAT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOTTT
  560. Brad: I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK LIKE I LIKE MY METAL
  561. Alistar: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOT
  562. Alistar: OH GO
  563. Alistar: d
  564. Alistar: shut me
  565. Alistar: up
  566. Alistar: maddie
  567. Alistar: PUT THAT SHIT ON
  568.  
  569. Brad: SO FAR AHEAD OF YOU BRO
  570. Brad: IT IS BLASTING
  571. Brad: AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
  572. Alistar: I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL
  573. Alistar: WITH THE BASS
  574. Alistar: THE ROCK
  575. Alistar: THE MIC
  576. Alistar: THE TREBLE
  577. Brad: THE TREBLE
  578. Alistar: WIth the trock
  579. Brad: DAMNIT
  580. Alistar: the mic
  581. Alistar: the rock
  582. Alistar: THE TREBLE
  583. Ross: i think you would appreciate the music of wesley willis
  584. Alistar: IN A MINUTE MINUTE
  585.  
  586. Alistar: IN A FUCKING MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  587. Brad: ICAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO FUCK ME UP
  588. Brad: IN A LITTLE MINUTE
  589. Brad: IN A SECOND
  590. Alistar: I would be
  591. all over you
  592.  
  593. emily says:
  594. of coarse, and we could even probably finish a movie (: hahahah
  595. Alistar says:
  596.  
  597. I stop
  598. Ill show you the whole movie
  599. emily says:
  600. wait what movie? we didn't finish a few (:
  601. Alistar says:
  602.  
  603. My movie
  604. we'll tape it
  605. Brad: I CAN;T WAIT FOR YOU TO SHUT ME UP
  606. Alistar: OH SHIT
  607. Brad: EMILY YOU MINX
  608. emily: wth?
  609. Ross: maddy i believe you will appreciate these QUALITY LYRICS
  610. Ross: Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
  611. Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
  612. Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
  613. Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!
  614.  
  615. Suck a cheetah's dick
  616. Suck a cheetah's dick
  617. Suck a cheetah's dick
  618. Suck a cheetah's dick
  619.  
  620. Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
  621. Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
  622. Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
  623. Suck a hyena's spermy dick!
  624.  
  625. Ross: wesley willis is my hero
  626. Ross: a true lyrical genius
  627. emily: maddi , only for you ;)
  628. Ross: now imagine a schitzophrenic black man under the influence of several drugs, who also happens to be tonedeaf, singing those lyrics
  629. Ross: or look it up on youtube
  630. Brad: FUCKIN STRAIGHT TO VIDEO
  631. Alistar: ROCK AN ROLL MCNONDALS
  632.  
  633. Alistar: MC DONALDS
  634. Alistar: IS A PLACE TO ROC
  635. Brad: ALL ABOARD
  636. Brad: HIT THE ROAD
  637. Ross: alistar knows what's going on
  638. Brad: ALL THE BULLSHIT
  639. Alistar: ROCK AND ROLL MC DONALDS
  640. Brad: CAN'T BE IGNORED
  641. Brad: IT'S HARD TO PLACE
  642. Alistar: ROCK AND ROLL MC DONNALDS
  643.  
  644. Brad: IN MY FACE
  645. Brad: NO EMOTION
  646. Alistar: MC DONALDS
  647. Alistar: WILL
  648. Alistar: MAKE YOU FAT
  649.  
  650. Alistar: THEY SERVER QUATER POUNDERS
  651. Brad: MC DONALDS
  652. Alistar: THEY WILL MAKE YOU FAT
  653.  
  654. Brad: IS MADE OF GREASE
  655. Alistar: ROOOOOOOOOOCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
  656. Brad: AND BEAUTY
  657. Alistar: MC DONADLS
  658.  
  659. Alistar: HAMBURGERS
  660.  
  661. Alistar: ARE THE WORST
  662. Brad: MCDONALDS MCFLURRIES
  663. Brad: ARE THE BEST
  664. Alistar: THEY ARE WORST THAN BURGER KING
  665. Alistar: THEY HAVE
  666. Alistar: 6 GRAMS OF FAT
  667.  
  668. Brad: HAHA GROSS
  669. Alistar: THEY WILL MAKE YOU FAG
  670.  
  671. Brad: OH GOD
  672. Alistar: I WHIPED SPIDERS MANS ASS
  673. Brad: ALL THAT MCDONALDS WHEN I WAS
  674. Brad: YOUNG
  675. Brad: IT MADE ME GAY
  676. Brad: I UNDERSTAND
  677. Brad: IWAS BLIND
  678. Brad: BUT NOW I SEE
  679. Ross: it's all the estrogen
  680. Ross: of course
  681. Alistar: Spider-Man thought he was bad
  682. He was screwin' my date up
  683. He was botherin' my girlfriend
  684. He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars
  685.  
  686. I whipped Spider-Man's ass
  687. I whipped Spider-Man's ass
  688. I whipped Spider-Man's ass
  689. I whipped Spider-Man's ass
  690.  
  691.  
  692. Alistar: Spider-Man messed with my girlfriend
  693. Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
  694. Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky ass
  695. I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose
  696.  
  697. Alistar: maddie
  698. Alistar: your
  699. Alistar: spider man
  700. Alistar: Ill whip your ass
  701. Alistar: if you fuck with my emily
  702. Brad: Fuq dat
  703. Brad: I will
  704. Brad: pound your anus
  705. Brad: into the ground
  706. Brad: emily
  707. Alistar: FUCK
  708. Brad: is mine
  709. Alistar: UNF
  710.  
  711. Alistar: SO HORNY
  712. Brad: GO HUMP A COUCH OR SOMETHING
  713. Alistar: FUCK YOU MADDIE NO LOVE
  714.  
  715. Alistar: Im putting MSI
  716. Alistar: To drown my TEEEN AGNST
  717. Ross: i'm saving this chat log and showing it to you when you're sober
  718. Alistar: I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SHUT ME UP
  719. Alistar: SHUT Me
  720. Alistar: UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  721. Alistar: Solo
  722. Alistar: **
  723. Ross: why does my singlet smell so awful holy shit
  724. Alistar: I dont find it funny right now
  725. Alistar: Im on my way to the party
  726. Alistar: right now
  727. Brad: I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL
  728. Alistar: Immmmmaa on mah way to the PARTY RIGHT NOW
  729. Alistar: HIP LIKE BADDASSS
  730. Alistar: Wait
  731. Alistar: maddie
  732. Alistar: Alienating
  733. Alistar: our
  734. Brad: I don't
  735. Alistar: audience?
  736.  
  737. Brad: know
  738. Brad: where
  739. Brad: I am
  740. Brad: oh god
  741. Brad: what do they know
  742. Brad: beauty
  743. Alistar: SIPPIN BICARDI
  744. Brad: dat song
  745. Brad: always
  746. Alistar: JUST LIKE THIS
  747. Alistar: IM THE SHIT GUYs
  748. Alistar: JUST LIKE THIS
  749. Alistar: LADDI DADDI
  750. Ross: seriously my singlet smells like vomit i need to wash it
  751. Brad: beat me up beat me down
  752. Alistar: JUST LIKE THIS
  753. Alistar: SIPPIN BACCADI
  754. Ross: i think it's the sweat i don't know
  755. Brad: mess me up beyong all recognition
  756. Brad: ew ross
  757. Alistar: DONT IT MADE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT?
  758. Brad: that's grotty ahahaha
  759. Ross: i exercise in it
  760. Brad: take it off then
  761. Alistar: ONCE APON A COMPRIMISE I HAD MYSELF A VERY GOOD TIME
  762.  
  763. Ross: and i'm fat, so that's like DOUBLE SWEAT
  764. Brad: FUCKIN STRIP
  765. Brad: STRIP
  766. Brad: STRIP
  767. Alistar: UAHGHGHGH AHA AH AH AHAAH
  768. Alistar: *CREAMS PANTS*
  769. Alistar: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOUCH IT FAGGOT
  770.  
  771. Alistar: ONCE APON A COMRPIMISE
  772.  
  773. Alistar: I dressed
  774. Brad: TWEAK YOUR NIPPLES ROSS
  775. Alistar: like
  776. Alistar: a regular guy
  777. Ross: i am tweaking as hard as i can
  778. Alistar: UNF UNF UNF
  779. Alistar: UIM THE MOST
  780.  
  781. Alistar: I SUPPOSE
  782. Brad: ROSS YOU FOX
  783. Alistar: YOU COULDnT
  784.  
  785. Alistar: POSSIBLY
  786. Alistar: BUTTER MY TOAST
  787. Alistar: WOAH
  788. Alistar: SURPRISE
  789. Alistar: FUCK ALL THAT METAL SHiT
  790.  
  791. Alistar: MAKE MINE A SUPER SISE
  792. Brad: WHAT ALL YOU LISTENING TO ALISTAR
  793. Brad: IAM
  794. Alistar: Maddie
  795. Brad: CONFUSED
  796. Alistar: Like hsit
  797. Alistar: by MSI
  798. Alistar: Its FUCKIGN great
  799. Brad: OH GOD I DON'T HAVE IT
  800. Alistar: On alienating our audeiance
  801. Brad: NO
  802. Alistar: O<G
  803. Alistar: OMG
  804.  
  805. Alistar: OMG
  806. Alistar: maddien o
  807. Alistar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
  808. Brad: I ONLY HAVE FUCKIN
  809. Alistar: THAN KGOD FOR THE PROGRAMMING MAH
  810. Brad: YOU'LL REBEL TO ANYTHING
  811. Alistar: KAY
  812. Alistar: what song
  813. Alistar: ?
  814.  
  815. Alistar: ESEPCIALLY THOSE ONES ABOUT SHOOTIN NIGGAHS
  816. Brad: WHAT DO THEY KNOW 
  817. Brad: FUCKIN BITCHES
  818. Brad: I LOVE THAT SONG
  819. Alistar: BEAT ME Up
  820. Alistar: BEAT ME DOWN
  821. Brad: BEAT ME DOWN
  822. Alistar: MESS ME UP
  823. Alistar: beyond all recognitiopn
  824. Brad: FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
  825. Alistar: HARD UP
  826. Alistar: SO HUNT ME DOWN
  827. Brad: I'LL DO IT AGAIN
  828. Alistar: YO YOyo
  829. Alistar: Word
  830. Brad: OH GOD
  831. Alistar: my tendancyies
  832. Brad: THIS PART
  833. Brad: IS TO FAST
  834. Alistar: never returned
  835. Brad: I CAN'T TYPE
  836. Alistar: ON THE FENCE
  837. Brad: HOLD THE FENCE
  838. Brad: FUCK
  839. Alistar: WHAT DO THEY KNOW ABHOUUUUT
  840. Alistar: THAT
  841.  
  842. Alistar: IM QUTIE
  843. Alistar: a mess
  844. Alistar: Im quite
  845. Alistar: depressed....
  846. Brad: BEAT ME UP
  847. Brad: BEAT ME DOWN
  848. Alistar: For what its worth
  849. Brad: MESS ME UP
  850. Alistar: I will dooo it agian
  851. Ross: i think emily has long given up on both of you
  852. Alistar: JUMP THAH GUN BUST A CAP
  853. Brad: FUCKIN YO SHIT
  854. Alistar: HIT DAH GROUNND
  855.  
  856. Alistar: YEHHH
  857. i win
  858. Brad: SHUT UP ROSS
  859. Brad: NEXT SONG
  860. Alistar: ON THE FENCE
  861. Alistar: THE CONSIQUENCE
  862. Alistar: ON THE TRACK
  863. Alistar: AHEAD IN THE BACK
  864. Alistar: WHAT DO THEY NO
  865. Alistar: ABOUT TTT THAT
  866. Brad: FUCK YOU
  867. Brad: CHOOSE A DIFFERENT ONE
  868. Alistar: UNF UNF
  869. Alistar: SOMEONE TO STAB IN THE BACk
  870. Alistar: HEY
  871. Alistar: SOMEONE TO PUCNH IN THE FACE!
  872.  
  873. Alistar: Written all over MAH FACEWritten all over MAH FACEWritten all over MAH FACEWritten all over MAH FACEWritten all over MAH FACEWritten all over MAH FACEWritten all over MAH FACE
  874. Alistar: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
  875.  
  876. Alistar: JUMP THE GUN BUST A CAP HIT THE GROUND
  877. Alistar: Favourite msi song
  878. Alistar: ever
  879. Brad: FUQ DIS
  880. Brad: BITCHES
  881. Ross: i enjoy jimi hendrix
  882. Brad: IS TIME FOR BITCHES
  883. Alistar: BITCHES
  884. Alistar: LOVE
  885. ME
  886.  
  887. Alistar: BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I CAN RHYME
  888. Alistar: BITCHES LOVE ME
  889. Alistar: BECAUSE THEY KNOW I CAN FUCK
  890. Brad: CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M ON TIME
  891. Alistar: me and maddie
  892. Alistar: having
  893. Alistar: a sibng off
  894. Alistar: ARTIC MONKEY
  895. s
  896. Brad: dangit
  897. Alistar: ARTIC MONKEYS
  898. Alistar: DAMN IT
  899. Ross: a text sing off
  900. Alistar: flourescent
  901. Alistar: adoulensents
  902. Brad: I LOST ALL MY ARCTIC MONKEYS NOOO
  903. Alistar: Mddie
  904. Alistar: NOOOOOOOOO
  905.  
  906. Alistar: Butt
  907. Alistar: buttt...
  908. Alistar: Vampires?
  909. Alistar: What about
  910. Brad: bad things
  911. Brad: FUCKIN BAD THINGS
  912. Alistar: I WANNA DO BAD THINGS TO YOU
  913. Alistar: UNF
  914. Ross:
  915. "Ok," Bella said sniffing and looking feeling a bit better. She decided she was going to do her best when suddenly mcgoogle came in and screamed "OROCHIMARU HAS SUMMONED THE HEARTLESS!" before being attacked by a hreatless. As they got there weapons out Bella stood there all scared and confused. "I am scared an confuse! She cry. She was confused!
  916.  
  917. Alistar: UNF
  918. Ross: i forgot the last paragraph earlier
  919. Brad: WHEN YOU CAME IN THE AIR WENT OUT
  920. Brad: AND EVERY SHADOW FILLED UP WITH DOUBT
  921. Brad: I DUNNO WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE
  922. Brad: BUT BEFORE THE NIGHT IS THROUGH
  923. Brad: I WANNA DO BAD THINGS WITH YOU
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