"" Kek Lel; I shalt Find thee. for whom? for mine I Shall RAZE thine!; Clever You may be, but, none of that has shrine on me. Kek Lel I WILL murder you -- however , it might be to your best interest to STAY AWAY from my teamspeak for the time being. I think that, contrary to all your urges and instincts, what you do is, simply, unfruitful. you will never reach a position of power over a community which has none. cant obtain higher ranks when there's NO hierarchy. Kek whatever you do, wherever you are; remember that i WILL find YOU and YOU WILL die UNDER MY HAND Kek. LEAVE! LEAVE! Do NOT come back Ke -- -- -- -- Who am I Kidding, Kek I can't stay like this anymore. I hopelessly and completely Need you. You have been in my life , no, you have been My Life for the last 5 Years and what happened to you -- what that Miserable F*CK "Christopher Watol" Did to you is unforgivable. I need to find you back. As I said, For whom? For thine . For Mine . For you Kek, i Shalt Raze Watol and Rip Him Apart like He did to you. Limb by limb.
When You come back Kek All the Woes You Thought we had will be over, we can go wherever you want. But Alas i Have not forgotten, as you may have thought; reading my Pathetic Letter, your twisted ways and manipulative tricks... You see, blackmailing, threatening, and even assaulting me won't work anymore. You could try it on some Weak Animal like ChrisopherWatol but now i am Stronger and Braver than you ever thought i Could be. I have obtained higher ranks where there's no hierarchy Kek. I have reached a position of power you could never dream of... Power over my soul and emotion, power over my willpower and thoughts.
Kek I might want you here, with me, forever, but do you Want to return home? You might not really want to after all. If you are not Kek and are reading this letter; what do you think? I personally think Kek will have a hard time integrating back into my world but would be worth it in the long run. As you might've guessed, he's a Dreamer this Kek Boy. At only the young age of 16 he is already one of the highest rated Defense of the Ancients 2 (DotA2, as he liked calling it, just "Do - Ta - Two", Barbaric if you ask me.) of our country. Him playing those games inspired me to try it out myself, but, much to my dismay it only turned out to be a disgusting pile of mere Trash. Hot Garbage ! (Kek -- I wouldn't recommend playing it again after your return, despite it still being on that computer of yours I still keep in your room)
Back to the main point of the letter, Kek and I will live together, and die together. This is me. That is My dream. What's that? Kek isn't coming back? Don't try to be funny. You're not cool. You're not smart. You will not outperform me, you will not outsmart me, You will not.
Ah, Ah, at last the day has come; where I get to write this to Kek B. Lel (B. for Brenbren), after 2 years of abscence Kek Will be back after reading this letter! I can't begin to decribe the joy I'm in! He's coming back! Kek! Ke! Ek! K. E. K. Lel is BACK! ""
[[End of Letter]]

...Or so I thought, oh my poor soul... I woke up on a cold winter day, Kek was still gone, he never came back. One letter two letter three letters four, Kek was not here not any more. Kek where did you go? where have you been? I never got to ask because he threw them in the bin. All my work and my time, my life and my mind. Kek I couldn't stand it. Kek I can't stand it, Kek stop. Kek Stop. Kek stop. Kek Stop. STOP. STOP. STOP.
Of course he never stopped, on the other side of the teamspeak was Kek Lel, smiling and laughing at my poor attempts to reason. The sad truth that I haven't told you yet, my dear reader, is that Kek is infact a Sociopath. (Or in popular culture, "psychopath") Which means that, long story short, he's a f**king freak. There really isn't any way to deal with him like another one of the herd. He isn't right and never will be. He has ruined my life, my life has been ruined by YOU Kek. I WILL FIND YOU, I WILL KILL YOU. Kek Lel. Kek Lel.
STOP TRYING TO HIDE, I WILL NOT ABIDE, Kek I WILL KILL YOU, Kek YOU WILL DIE. Kek I WILL KILL YOU, Kek YOU WON'T SURVIVE. Kek Lel. Kek Lel. Kek Lel. Kek Lel. STOP TRYING TO HIDE, YOUR HEAD MY GUN SHALL FIND. AND LEAD WILL BE DELIVERED INSIDE. Kek YOUR FACE MAKES ME SICK, I WILL BASH IT IN WITH A BRICK.
Kek Lel YOU SHALL DIE, MIGHT AS WELL SAY YOUR GOOD BYE. ONE TWO ONE TWO, ONE TWO ONE TWO, Kek Lel I'LL KILL MYSELF TOO. THREE FOUR THREE FOUR THREE FOUR, Kek Lel WHO I WILL DIE FOR. FIVE SIX FIVE SIX FIVE SIX, Kek Lel I'M TIRED OF YOUR TRICKS. SEVEN EIGHT SEVEN EIGHT SEVEN EIGHT, Kek Lel ;; YOU FILL ME WITH HATE.
Hate. Pure hatred for you Kek. I have no way to letting out my emotion other than barbaric mindless murder, and it has to be you. I dream, almost every night, of killing you Kek. After all the time we've had, Kek, after all those good times. You just disappeared...

...and never came back. But Kek I brought you back today, You're here with me. Kek; I am now. Kek; in my head, Kek Lel is me and I am him for we are now one in the same, Kek Lel. You call him an imaginary friend, but he's not a friend. He is me. Kek. Life as Kek has of course been hard, I have to try my best to keep up his habits of chain smoking and heroin abuse, but it really is all worth it in the end.
When I switch back to my original personality, I can see and hear myself have conversations with Kek now, we talk pretty much every day now, when we only used to talk on weekends when Kek Lived outside of my body. I don't want Kek back out there, I want him to stay in my BRAIN. Kek, in my brain. Kek's small brain, fits in my big brain. We act the same, we talk the same, and we finally do everything together. I play dota now! I call it Dota too! I have achieved top ranks like Kek did as well.. I'm not proud of it but I had to do it for him, He would get angry if I didn't, he might run away again, he might even kill me from inside... He has become a real threat to my life recently but that is O.K., I believe that we have real harmony and would never do that to eachother, Kek Is only in my imagination anyway, He is just an extension of my self. Kek is speaking to me right now actually. I'll let him write for a bit haha...

DIE DIE DIE PIG WHORE ONCE I SLIEGHT MY SWORD ON YOU FOR ALL. I am Kek Lel. It's me! Waiting all my life for this moment I can tell you that it was worth it. I have reached the peak of my mental and physical capabilities, my Intellect , my aura of intimidation which spreads within my circle of knowledge can weaken a men to their knees once I go I go you can't escape from that. You're fucked. I don't think you know what youre stepping on, my toe? Not happening. My bow? Try again... when I come in the room you can tell there's something off. I don't thinik it's how i look? No. The human mind is able to tell if you're speaking to someone higher or lower intellect than that of yours. IQ? I don't know what you call it. I don't think you can get very far with me, I ' ll crus you under foot. Kek Lel Kek Lel is here.
Welcome to hell.
Kek's Toy! You are! You're My Puppet Boy Now Kid Dont Get In My Way I want No dismay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am here to stay, I am a Beast , a freak, they say. I don't see any reason for you... To not obey... Try to get in front of me: boot in mouth, and lick, you may.
One more try and *click* ! Bullet fires astray - - into your beating heart - - and your life goes away.
I am Kek Lel. I Just Took Over.

Part 2

Wake up in a hospital bed - one arm amputated. Kek was not happy one day, after a walk in the park, oh Kek. Oh Kek what have I done. I lost you again - bren - and now it's my fault. Kek I might have lost my mind I tried to make you mine. Nothing could stop Kek if he wanted to get something - nothing nor no one. Even though Kek was all in my head, he took me down with him once and for all. Please Kek, It's been too long. Come back - Kek come back - this is enough. What we've went through - we can put it behind us. Please Come back, Kek Lel.
It started a month ago when Kek was asking me about the occult - he wished to elevate to the celestial as an elementary being. It's three levels: Elemental, Ceremonial, and Celestial. Kek was having none of that. He was ambitious, he was - as always - a dreamer - and you cannot wake up someone who doesn't exist. My imagination maybe? No... Kek and I tried rituals and curses days on end. Occultism is not a joke, I was Kek's oracle. He was - id est - a god.
Kek Lel I did worship you, I realized that too late. I had no choice anymore Kek. I had to reach, and move, the celestial for you. For thine Kek I shall obey.
I tried and tried for days and days but like prey I hide when Kek wanted his ways. Kek Lel. Yeah, it all went so fast I am not sure if I can recall it all. Flash - blink - and you missed it. Kek was here and now he's there, It's like I'm not me for I am Kek.

Kek one day wished to truly reach the celestial so I obey as I do day after day. "Is there another way?", I asked Kek. "No. Quick, before it decay", he answers.
As I light the candle - as I see and watch nothing happen for the hundredth time again and again - Kek walks away.

Another time Kek wanted to reach the celestial he brought a curse book from a wizard store and decided to attempt a spell. The spell failed but Kek believed that he saw something for a moment, I didn't. I thought we see the same and hear the same but Kek clearly didn't. He sometimes heard spirits when casting spells but I didn't which was weird.
Anyway, Kek wanted to reach the celestial so eventually he built an altar. Kek recited a hymn - in hebrew - orignated from old occult and carried over to modern day. He prayed to the occult spirits but they did not respond.
And so Kek turned his back to me angrily - slapped me on the cheek. Why did you do that Kek? You are ruining it. You know what you're doing wrong. Kek please, I want to help but I can't keep buying all this. You fool! There is nothing after this. Money is worthless, that isn't your problem and you know it. What is the problem Kek?
I couldn't tell what Kek was thinking, despite him being... imaginary?
You are disrupting the curses - you are breaking the rituals - you are not even participating. You are ruining this for me, on purpose. You do not want me to reach the celestial. What do you mean Kek? Of course I do, I want to reach divinity with you.
I reach to hold Kek's hand - but then - it came crashing down.
Kek Lel I shall find thee. -- Stop.
I have brought you back. -- Did I?
I am Kek Lel. -- No...

Yes, Kek. I told him as I let go of hand - my hand. Kek, do you want to go outside? Get some fresh air. No, I don't. You really should, come on. I pull Kek by the arm - out of our house. I could see the anger on his face, hear his heavy breaths. Bark, goes the neighbor's dog. Honk, go the passing cars - heavy traffic today - Kek did not care, neither did I.
A happy park, we can have a walk here. I hold Kek by the shoulders and look him in the face. He pushes me away so I push him back.
A punch, two punches, three punches, four. Kek and I were not friends any more. Five kicks, six jabs, seven hits - eight - Kek Lel, please wait. Nine, ten, eleven, twelve - and just like that - into hell I delve.
I fall down on the dirt - and after what seemed like an eternity - I get up. Kek swings a punch at my nose.
I block it just in time. and as he tried to attack me again I attempt to run - but you probably see the irony in that by now. On the ground again - Kek Lel is sure to win. I turn around, I spin, but Kek Lel crushes me like a tin.
I run, like the wind, but Kek Lel - he is in my skin.
Kek catches up me (Of course) as I attempt to run across the road, and with one final push, I'm down on the ground - in the middle of traffic. All within seconds - - Kek Lel, my right arm, gives me a punch to the stomach, another to the nose, and one to the dome - but I was in control - I was doing this, to myself. Kek Lel was finally where I needed him to be, as a heavy 16 wheeler approaches - I quickly put Kek in front of its tires.
And *Crack* - there went Kek, and now I miss him for than ever. Kek Lel, I shall find thee.

Part 3

OHH Kek OOH Kek YES YES Kek AHAHAHAHAHA, Lel THIS is what I always wanted to do together. Yes. Where are we going next? As you wish Kek...
As we approach our next stop I see a Rat running across the alleyway --- Oooh Kek Did you see THAT? --- Almost there now. I put my Smartphone back into my pocket, as I don't need the map anymore --- Kek, how are we going to do it this time? Oh wow --- and there it goes...
Back at our home, in what's left of it at least, lie our tools, A treadmill for practice, and a small computer. Kek and I have been very happy --- Kek! Let's go! What? Come on Kek, Yeah! Come on Kek, Yeah! Go Kek Lel! Go Kek Lel! --- I do not remember when or why Kek chose this path for me, but on these rugged roads we have found life. --- Kek hahahaha, you're so good! I love it! --- Alas, Kek does not talk back anymore, he has not for a long time. I do sometimes wonder why, but does it really matter?
The days are all the same. Wake up at 12, eat, practice for an hour, and clean the tools. It's the nights that makes life so good, life so vibrant and exciting. Kek is a genius, he really is. I can't thank him enough. He truly fixed my broken life. And now I wait for the night to come, looking through the broken window frame watching cars pass, sun shining through holes in the walls onto my face. I look like a spotted cheetah with all these spots of light. What a coincidence.
It's almost night time. I need to warm up. 30 minutes tread mill. Today I ran 19 miles per hour, surprisingly higher than my average. Definitely a notable improvement, I hope Kek appreciates it --- Lel, all you have to do is say the word --- It's almost time, It's almost time. Kek. We're almost there. I pull up the GPS on my phone and head out, white ash bat in my one and only hand...
There are some precautions we learned to take, from experience.
One, make sure its not at a turn --- Kek, they are approaching. Which one do we go on first? Are you sure? Yes, I can definitely make that jump, you're right. --- I put on my pig mask and charge in.
Two, make sure there's enough of them together to ensure a smooth escape --- Kek Lel, thank you. Thank you for everything --- First one up, windshield and mirror down. As he tries to move away I make the hop, as instructed by Kek, to the one behind him, not next to him as I usually do. This one might've had a shard fall into his mouth, or maybe it was just a coughing episode.
Three, follow Kek's plan. --- Which way are we going here? I think this is enough. Are you sure? I will. --- You'd be surprised by how easy the top of a car can be caved in in only one hit. We hop off the last car and start the run. As usual, sirens can be heard in the back. In the end, it wasn't that different from every other night. This late at night, you do at least 2 jobs at two different traffic lights. Never the same light twice, of course.
Four, don't get caught --- Lel Lel Once again, Lel Lel when does it End. Kek Lel, you and I. Every day, we have to hide. Can we hide forever from our deadly sin? We may be clever, but we never truly win. Lel Lel, I am yours. Lel Lel, down on all fours. --- Down on all fours I was, after I trip on a manhole cover and take a dive face to asphalt. The mask fell off and most of the skin on the right side of my face was scraped off, but that was not the problem here. The helicopters had caught up to us. I had no way out, and neither did Kek.
I have the right to remain silent. I have been silent for months. It's Kek talking, not me, and now he's driving too. You should've seen the look on their faces when they tried handcuffing his one hand. Classic Kek.
Time passes by unexpectedly fast when you're not controlling your own body - it's as if your mind is in a state of unborn or dead, like a dream, oh Kek Lel you are my dream. Kek's doing a great job, he's doing a great job out there. He wanted to take control so I let him. Who am I to talk back, Lel? You are the reason I'm breathing. I can't stand the stink of this place anyway, Kek knows what to do.
He's doing fine. Kek's doing fine. I can't tell him what to do, he knows better. He's doing just fine, Kek Lel knows how to handle things in this disgusting penitentiary. He's not getting in trouble, is he? He can't participate in the usual activities so he makes friends, Kek was always good at that. Kek you're a great guy, I've always said that and nobody believed me. You're going to come out of this place good as new. Kek, how are you doing today?
Kek has made a couple friends - they call him the One Armed Man. Not a very flattering name, I would prefer if they called him Kek Lel myself but Kek is okay with it. I wonder why so? Kek, don't you think you could have a better prison nickname? I understand if he doesn't reply to me - he's always busy. I can't see what's going on out there but I can hear him talking to this guy, trading with that guy; prison was like a game to him, he was always good at games.
Even though Kek has made a lot of friends - he usually stays alone for some reason. He's been losing interest it seems, not making any new friends. He never talked in the anger management classes they had him do, that's a given. But he used to talk a lot at lunch time, I wonder why he's quieting down... Lel, what is the problem?
It's almost 11, lights are going out any minute now. Kek, I need to know what's wrong. You can't just ignore me forever. I never ignored you Kek, I always did what you wanted me to do, went where you wanted me to go. Why would you do this? Kek? Kek Lel? - I asked Kek as my voice faded away into nothing, as I no longer actually existed, he couldn't hear me and I couldn't hear him. He couldn't see me and I couldn't see him...
Oh Kek what I would give to be back with you - with you forever.
Oh Kek how shall I live; not without you, but without myself however.
Oh Lel you took over me soul - You were always this clever.
Kek Lel, I'm a fish in your bowl - Please, just pull the lever.
Drain the bowl and end my life - Slit my throat with your figurative knife.
Kek Lel You have won - but from you I can no longer run.
Kek Lel I looked for thee - but you, alas, were the end of me
Kek Lel where have you gone - Please come back, before the next dawn.
but Kek Lel If you don't - I would have to make my jaunt
To the next life Lel I will fly - When it will forever be just you and I
Kek Lel I am here alone, I am just a measly drone.
Kek your wish is my command, even if I only have one hand.
One two one two, Kek Lel please give me a clue. Three four three four, Kek Lel you're all I ask for. Five six five six, Kek Lel I need my fix. Seven eight seven eight, Kek Lel you set my life straight.
And this is my fate. All by myself in a rotting cell. Why would you do this? I was merely your shell. Did something happen? Will I ever really know? The sun is rising and I still can't let go. Kek Lel why do I deserve such woe? I am your worker ant, why do you not understand? Kek Lel please return, I cannot hide my concern. Kek Lel If you never come back, I would have to resort to this shank.
Cut my veins and end my pains. Then it's all Kek Lel; and none of me remains...