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Session 2E again - Much less clustered fishtime

Bigwood Aug 14th, 2011 99 Never
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  1. [12:34:48] <Paradox> You arrive at the town square just after the initial crowd has dispersed.
  2. [12:35:19] * Iona marches up to the mayor. "How do I register?"
  3. [12:35:19] <Paradox> The mayor and his wife are still there though, handing out Old rods, Fish Nets, and a bucket of bait.
  4. [12:36:01] <Paradox> "Well, hello Iona! No need to register, just go ahead and start!"
  5. [12:36:31] <Iona> "Oh, okay. Thanks for listening to my petition, by the way. :D"
  6. [12:36:43] * Iona takes a fish net and a bucket of bait and heads...
  7. [12:36:45] <Iona> 1d3
  8. [12:36:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
  9. [12:36:54] <Iona> to the river!
  10. [12:40:48] <Iona> (should I roll something? :3c)
  11. [12:41:24] <Paradox> (sorry, got distracted by main room <:3c )
  12. [12:41:33] <Iona> (is okay :3c)
  13. [12:41:35] <Paradox> (Yes, roll 1d100 for bite, then 1d100 for reel if you get one )
  14. [12:41:36] <Ricki> ( It's 1d100-10 for the Reel Check; you want high )
  15. [12:41:38] <Paradox> ( You want high then low )
  16. [12:41:47] <Ricki> ( Wait, does she have a normal rod or an Old one? )
  17. [12:41:51] <Iona> 1d100 bite?
  18. [12:41:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, bite?: 51 [1d100=51]
  19. [12:41:57] <Iona> (she has a net)
  20. [12:42:12] <Iona> (>implying iona would use fish hooks)
  21. [12:43:31] <Iona> 1d100 reel?
  22. [12:43:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, reel?: 41 [1d100=41]
  23. [12:43:32] <Paradox> Iona gets a bite!
  24. [12:43:44] <Paradox> She catches a magikarp with her net. :I
  25. [12:45:05] * Iona pats it and lets it go. :T
  26. [12:45:07] <Paradox> Cedric walks into Cress' lousy medical center, and walks up to the counter.
  27. [12:45:11] * Iona tries again!
  28. [12:45:21] <Paradox> "Yo Cress Sandwhich!"
  29. [12:45:22] <Iona> 1d100 >:
  30. [12:45:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, >:: 85 [1d100=85]
  31. [12:45:31] <Iona> 1d100
  32. [12:45:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, 1d100: 61 [1d100=61]
  33. [12:45:41] <Cress> "... Oh it's you ugh what"
  34. [12:46:17] <Paradox> Iona manages to attract a goldeen! But it gets away, just barely. :(
  35. [12:46:31] <Iona> (aww, goldeen would have been awesome)
  36. [12:46:54] <Paradox> "Close this shit up and let's go. The Fishing Contest is today!"
  37. [12:47:10] <Kain> (HENRY WISHES YOU GOOD LUCK IONA)
  38. [12:47:11] * Iona decides to try her luck more directly and splashes into the water (more awkwardly when she loses her legs), places her hands on the surface, and focuses. Type Soul!
  39. [12:47:18] <Iona> (:3)
  40. [12:47:19] <Cress> "Do I have to I'm working and trying to get.. Ugh whatever I hate you."
  41. [12:47:32] <Iona> (ain't no rule says you can't catch a fish with your bare hands)
  42. [12:47:40] * Cress packs up the shop with a heavy sigh and grumbles as he takes his medigun with him
  43. [12:48:01] <Paradox> (You're at the river?)
  44. [12:48:35] <Iona> (yes)
  45. [12:48:40] <Paradox> ( You need With the Elements to make critters appear though. Type Soul just lets you sense them )
  46. [12:48:50] <Iona> (right)
  47. [12:48:57] <Iona> (presumably there are fish in the river)
  48. [12:49:10] <Iona> (if I don't get any pings on the fishdar, though, I'll just try regular fishing again)
  49. [12:49:17] <Paradox> Cedric and Cress go pick up bait and rods and nets and all that jazz. "So, where do you wanna fish?"
  50. [12:49:21] <Paradox> 1d100 fishdar
  51. [12:49:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, fishdar: 4 [1d100=4]
  52. [12:49:33] <Cress> "I don't know where the hell do you people 'fish'"
  53. [12:49:43] <Paradox> You sense something writhing around under you!
  54. [12:49:59] * Iona dives for it!
  55. [12:50:07] <Iona> (hey guys, fish at the river, catch iona)
  56. [12:50:09] <Iona> (do it)
  57. [12:50:19] <Cress> "Let's go to the river or something don't care"
  58. [12:50:32] <Paradox> "Don't be like that, cous, we could go to the RIVER, or the BEACH, or even the Lake if you - okay, river it is."
  59. [12:50:58] <Paradox> Cress and Cedric arrive at the river.
  60. [12:51:26] <Cress> "Okay Cerdick, teach me how to do this"
  61. [12:51:58] * Iona is presumably splashing around underwater, chasing whatever the fishdar pointed her to.
  62. [12:52:20] <Paradox> "It's easy! You just put some bait on the line, and..."
  63. [12:52:26] <Paradox> Cedric throws out his line!
  64. [12:52:42] <Paradox> ... And he gets a tug right away! Ohgodit'shuge!
  65. [12:53:00] * Cress looks over. "Oh you got something"
  66. [12:53:51] <Paradox> Aaaaand with a tug, he pulls out Iona. The hook got tangled in her hair.
  67. [12:54:02] <Paradox> She seems to be busy wrestling with a Kabuto :O
  68. [12:54:08] <Iona> "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"
  69. [12:54:18] <Cress> "... what the hell is that?"
  70. [12:54:26] <Iona> (hmmm, I don't think I have a kabuto on any of my characters and I love the little guys)
  71. [12:54:30] <Paradox> " ... it's that fish lady."
  72. [12:54:38] <Iona> "'That' isn't a very nice thing to call someone. >:"
  73. [12:54:43] <Iona> "...."
  74. [12:54:47] * Iona looks down.
  75. [12:54:50] <Iona> "Errrr."
  76. [12:54:54] <Cress> "Fish lady huh?... You think we could sell her?" Cress whispers to Cedric
  77. [12:54:57] <Iona> "DISTRACTION!"
  78. [12:55:05] * Iona tosses the Kabuto at Cress and attempts to get away.
  79. [12:55:57] <Cress> "Hey whe-" Cress blinks.. "GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!""
  80. [12:55:57] <Paradox> Cedric gets hit in the face with a Kabuto
  81. [12:56:10] <Paradox> "Augh!"
  82. [12:56:14] <Paradox> He flails.
  83. [12:56:17] <Cress> "O... Oh Hey WAIT!"
  84. [12:56:29] * Cress runs over and tries to swat the Kabuto off
  85. [12:57:04] <Cress> "Fish lady where did you goooo?"
  86. [12:57:13] <Paradox> Iona drags the fishing rod away in the distraction and gets away!
  87. [12:57:17] * Iona tries to untangle the fish hook from her hair while Cress and Cedric are distracted and then zoooooom upriver.
  88. [12:57:36] <Cress> "Oh crap. SEE CEDRIC SO USELESS!"
  89. [12:57:59] <Paradox> "She was a lady! We weren't gonna be able to sell her anyway! Are you an idiot!?"
  90. [12:58:04] * Cress goes back and picks up his tackle and bait box, and heads up stream. "I just found my white whale. Come on."
  91. [12:58:24] * Paradox holds the wriggling Kabuto at arm's length. >:[
  92. [12:59:13] <Iona> (poor kabuto ;_; I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU, BUDDY)
  93. [12:59:31] <Cress> "Cedric come on lets go catch fish stop being useless for once!"
  94. [12:59:44] <Paradox> "Augh fine."
  95. [12:59:53] <Paradox> Cedric follows after Cress :I
  96. [13:00:09] * Iona sets up somewhere a bit more remote and resumes fishing, tossing the fishing pole away carelessly.
  97. [13:00:12] * Cress keeps his tip button Unbuttoned as he sits down by the edge of the river and... Cast his line in.
  98. [13:00:13] <Iona> 1d100
  99. [13:00:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, 1d100: 28 [1d100=28]
  100. [13:00:20] <Cress> 1d100 IS THIS HOW WE GO FISHIN?
  101. [13:00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, IS THIS HOW WE GO FISHIN?: 20 [1d100=20]
  102. [13:00:22] <Iona> (>:)
  103. [13:00:36] <Paradox> Neither Iona or Cress get bites!
  104. [13:00:54] <Paradox> "What am I supposed to do with this Kabuto?" >:[
  105. [13:01:02] <Iona> 1d100 heeere fishy fishy fishy
  106. [13:01:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, heeere fishy fishy fishy: 91 [1d100=91]
  107. [13:01:08] <Cress> "Cedric you lied I thought thsi was easy. Iunno eat it hat do you normally do with pokemon!?"
  108. [13:01:08] <Paradox> ( ohgod )
  109. [13:01:10] <Cress> 1d100 >:L
  110. [13:01:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, >:L: 18 [1d100=18]
  111. [13:01:14] <Iona> (OH SHIT SON)
  112. [13:01:32] <Iona> 1d100 oh god oh god oh god
  113. [13:01:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, oh god oh god oh god: 98 [1d100=98]
  114. [13:01:39] <Paradox> "It -is- easy, you just sit there and get a bite."
  115. [13:01:41] <Iona> (....MFW)
  116. [13:01:44] <Paradox> womp womp womp.
  117. [13:01:50] <Paradox> Put FISH POWERS ACTIVATE
  118. [13:01:51] <Paradox> roll again!
  119. [13:01:53] <Cress> "Do it for me Cedric please~"
  120. [13:02:00] <Iona> 1d100 FISH POWER
  121. [13:02:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, FISH POWER: 73 [1d100=73]
  122. [13:02:05] <Cress> 1d100 fishing~
  123. [13:02:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, fishing~: 62 [1d100=62]
  124. [13:02:07] <Paradox> "NO, YOU DO IT FOR YOUR GODDAMN SELF."
  125. [13:02:08] <Iona> (:T)
  126. [13:02:18] <Paradox> Cress gets a bite, even with all the yelling!
  127. [13:02:28] <Paradox> Iona's fishie gets away though :I
  128. [13:02:33] <Cress> "Cedric don't yell you loud mouth idiot there are fi- Oh!?"
  129. [13:02:40] <Paradox> (Roll, reeeeeel)
  130. [13:02:44] <Cress> 1d100 I roll more than once righ!?
  131. [13:02:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, I roll more than once righ!?: 2 [1d100=2]
  132. [13:04:02] * Iona waits for cress to be done before she starts again
  133. [13:04:21] <Paradox> Cress acts quickly, and nets a little Corsola :3
  134. [13:04:58] * Cress looks at the Corsola, examining it
  135. [13:05:11] <Cress> "Oh gosh it's adorable. What do I do!?"
  136. [13:05:20] <Paradox> "Huh, a corsola. Musta swam up the river for some reason."
  137. [13:05:38] <Cress> "Can I keep it canicanicani!?"
  138. [13:05:52] <Paradox> "YES, that's what this whole thing is for."
  139. [13:06:06] <Cress> "Oh okay what do I do!?"
  140. [13:06:22] <Paradox> "Nothing! Just keep it in the net, and wait until 6PM for the judging."
  141. [13:06:29] <Paradox> "It's pretty small though."
  142. [13:06:39] <Cress> "oh where can I get a bigger one!?"
  143. [13:06:54] <Paradox> The Corsola :<s
  144. [13:07:14] * Cress unbuttons his shirt one more button
  145. [13:07:15] <Kain> (You hurt its feelings)
  146. [13:07:16] <Kain> (Good job)
  147. [13:07:16] <Paradox> "They're usually out in the ocean. They're not easy to find coz they're at the bottom."
  148. [13:07:26] * Cress kicks the corsola back into the water
  149. [13:07:29] <Cress> "TO THE OCEAN!"
  150. [13:07:36] * Cress marches onward
  151. [13:07:38] <Iona> (;___;)
  152. [13:07:43] <Iona> (that poor corsola)
  153. [13:07:47] <Iona> 1d100 fishyfishyfishy
  154. [13:07:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, fishyfishyfishy: 61 [1d100=61]
  155. [13:08:01] <Iona> 1d100 reelingreelingreeling
  156. [13:08:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, reelingreelingreeling: 96 [1d100=96]
  157. [13:08:09] <Paradox> (roll again)
  158. [13:08:12] <Iona> (goddammit dicemaid)
  159. [13:08:16] <Iona> 1d100 >:
  160. [13:08:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, >:: 13 [1d100=13]
  161. [13:08:37] <Paradox> Cedric just :Is at Cress indecisiveness and follows.
  162. [13:08:41] <Paradox> IONA IN THE MEANTIME
  163. [13:10:21] <Paradox> Nets a Poliwag. Poli, poli!
  164. [13:10:34] <Iona> (Hrm)
  165. [13:10:37] <Iona> (hrrrrrm.)
  166. [13:10:42] <Iona> (one more try.)
  167. [13:10:49] * Iona carefully releases the poli.
  168. [13:10:54] <Cress> "Okay so Cerdick, help me fish you lazy bum"
  169. [13:10:57] <Iona> (next catch I'll stick with)
  170. [13:11:01] <Iona> (in b4 magikarp)
  171. [13:11:08] <Paradox> "No, I told you, do it yourself!"
  172. [13:11:22] <Cress> "Gosh you're useless why did I even take you along!"
  173. [13:11:29] * Cress casts his pole in
  174. [13:11:29] * Paradox puts the Kabuto upside down on the dock, so it doesn't crawl away.
  175. [13:11:34] <Iona> 1d100 those two are adorable and by adorable I mean gay
  176. [13:11:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, those two are adorable and by adorable I mean gay: 97 [1d100=97]
  177. [13:11:38] <Cress> 1d100 Lazy Cousin
  178. [13:11:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, Lazy Cousin: 77 [1d100=77]
  179. [13:11:43] <Iona> (oh shit son)
  180. [13:11:43] <Paradox> "I was the one that got you to come out here you idiot!"
  181. [13:11:52] <Iona> (dicemaid approves of shipping)
  182. [13:11:55] <Paradox> Cedric casts his line too.
  183. [13:12:00] <Cress> "I hate you shut up"
  184. [13:12:01] <Iona> 1d100 LET ME REEL THIS ONE IN
  185. [13:12:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, LET ME REEL THIS ONE IN: 47 [1d100=47]
  186. [13:12:07] <Paradox> Iona finds something! Oh god, reel it in!
  187. [13:12:08] <Cress> 1d100 For reel
  188. [13:12:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, For reel: 15 [1d100=15]
  189. [13:12:54] <Paradox> (hold up a bit)
  190. [13:13:03] <Iona> (okay)
  191. [13:14:16] <Paradox> Iona pulls out a Sandile!
  192. [13:14:23] <Paradox> Or ... well, it like more like a Waterdile.
  193. [13:14:55] <Iona> "Oh. Hi there."
  194. [13:15:08] * Iona holds it up. ":D You're adorable yes you arrre."
  195. [13:15:32] <Paradox> It wriggles around in the net.
  196. [13:15:35] * Cress ubuttons one more button on his shirt
  197. [13:15:56] * Iona reaches in and scratches its tummy. :3
  198. [13:16:22] <Paradox> It
  199. [13:16:24] <Paradox> It is okay with this
  200. [13:16:32] <Paradox> It stops wriggling.
  201. [13:17:09] <Iona> "Hello there. We're gonna be best friends. :3"
  202. [13:19:04] <Paradox> It barks happily.
  203. [13:19:09] <Paradox> (Sandiles totally bark)
  204. [13:19:21] <Iona> (barkbark)
  205. [13:19:24] <Paradox> MEANWHILE, THAT DUMB JERK CRESS
  206. [13:19:29] <Paradox> Reels in a ...
  207. [13:19:57] <Paradox> 1d3
  208. [13:19:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
  209. [13:20:08] <Paradox> (oops. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET ROLL OH NOO)
  210. [13:20:35] <Paradox> Cress reels in a Luvdisc!
  211. [13:20:43] <Iona> (O:)
  212. [13:20:46] <Iona> (yesssdisc)
  213. [13:21:03] <Cress> "Oh it's a heart... It's kinda adorable"
  214. [13:21:45] <Cress> "I'll keep it but, lets cast off again!"
  215. [13:22:21] <Paradox> (how many do you have left?)
  216. [13:22:35] <Cress> (I think i've casted off like 2 times?)
  217. [13:22:49] <Paradox> ( You've casted off 3 I think )
  218. [13:22:52] <Paradox> ( so 2 more )
  219. [13:22:56] <Cress> (Oh thanks)
  220. [13:23:00] <Cress> 1d100 AGAIN?
  221. [13:23:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, AGAIN?: 35 [1d100=35]
  222. [13:23:05] <Paradox> nope!
  223. [13:23:16] <Cress> 1d100 Okay one more Inb4Luvdisc
  224. [13:23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, Okay one more Inb4Luvdisc: 24 [1d100=24]
  225. [13:23:22] <Cress> (Yep Luvdisc)
  226. [13:23:25] <Paradox> inb4nothing more like
  227. [13:23:36] <Paradox> Cress is out of bait!
  228. [13:23:54] <Cress> "Cedric this was dumb."
  229. [13:23:57] * Cress stands up
  230. [13:24:03] <Paradox> "No, you are the one who is dumb."
  231. [13:24:08] <Paradox> "Wanna buy more bait?"
  232. [13:24:16] <Paradox> "I'll fly over and get some real quick."
  233. [13:24:23] <Cress> ".... Okay it was kinda fun, Why not?"
  234. [13:24:44] <Cress> "... I have to pay for it don't I?"
  235. [13:24:52] <Paradox> "Of course you do."
  236. [13:24:54] <Paradox> Cedric steals Cress' wallet and flies off.
  237. [13:25:28] <Cress> "DAMN YOU SPERMDICK!"
  238. [13:25:49] <Paradox> He returns 5 minutes later with two buckets of bait, and your wallet is 500g lighter, which he throws at your face.
  239. [13:26:08] * Iona meanwhile, suns on the riverbank. Better dry off before heading back to town~
  240. [13:26:18] * Cress picks up the wallet and grumbles. "Why I don't go places and..." Cress Casts off!
  241. [13:26:34] <Cress> 1d100 I hate my family ;-;
  242. [13:26:34] <Paradox> Cedric casts off, too!
  243. [13:26:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, I hate my family: 24 [1d100=24]
  244. [13:26:44] <Paradox> 1d100
  245. [13:26:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 39 [1d100=39]
  246. [13:26:48] <Paradox> Nope.avi
  247. [13:26:54] <Paradox> For both of them
  248. [13:26:58] <Cress> "See you scared away the fish Cerdic!"
  249. [13:27:22] * Cress tries to go again.
  250. [13:27:24] <Paradox> "Shut up! you're the one that keeps yelling you cockgobbler!"
  251. [13:27:27] <Cress> 1d100 ;-;
  252. [13:27:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, I don't understand...
  253. [13:27:32] <Cress> 1d100
  254. [13:27:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, 1d100: 81 [1d100=81]
  255. [13:27:33] <Paradox> 1d100
  256. [13:27:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 24 [1d100=24]
  257. [13:27:41] <Paradox> Cress gets a bite!
  258. [13:27:45] <Paradox> REEL!
  259. [13:27:49] <Cress> "More like you fish like a g- Oh sweet!"
  260. [13:27:49] <Cress> 1d100
  261. [13:27:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, 1d100: 91 [1d100=91]
  262. [13:27:57] <Paradox> Haha no it gets away
  263. [13:28:12] <Cress> "See look and I AM NOT A COCKGOBBLER YOU ARE!"
  264. [13:28:33] <Paradox> Cedric just glowers and throws in his line again.
  265. [13:28:37] <Paradox> 1d100
  266. [13:28:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 43 [1d100=43]
  267. [13:28:41] <Paradox> nope
  268. [13:28:47] * Cress throws his line in again >:L
  269. [13:28:48] <Cress> 1d100
  270. [13:28:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, 1d100: 70 [1d100=70]
  271. [13:28:56] <Paradox> Cress gets another bite!
  272. [13:28:58] <Cress> 1d100
  273. [13:28:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, 1d100: 83 [1d100=83]
  274. [13:29:11] <Paradox> Ahahaha it steals the bait and leaves.
  275. [13:29:33] <Cress> "See you're so useless can't even get good fish!"
  276. [13:29:48] <Paradox> "And you're so dumb and weak you're letting them all get away!"
  277. [13:29:59] * Cress casts off once more, getting annoyed. "NO YOU'RE WEAK"
  278. [13:30:02] <Cress> 1d20
  279. [13:30:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  280. [13:30:05] <Cress> 1d100 Even
  281. [13:30:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, Even: 81 [1d100=81]
  282. [13:30:12] <Paradox> 1d100 ALSO
  283. [13:30:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, ALSO: 93 [1d100=93]
  284. [13:30:21] <Paradox> Cedric and Cress both get bites! Ohgod!
  285. [13:30:23] <Paradox> Reel!
  286. [13:30:26] <Cress> 1d100 Oh fishin
  287. [13:30:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Cress, Oh fishin: 1 [1d100=1]
  288. [13:30:31] <Paradox> !!!
  289. [13:30:35] <Cress> (Fuck yes)
  290. [13:30:36] <Iona> (ohgod)
  291. [13:30:59] <Cress> (Cress: Master Reeler)
  292. [13:31:17] <Iona> (I thought he was good at baiting)
  293. [13:31:39] <Cress> (A master baiter?)
  294. [13:31:58] <Paradox> Cress pulls out a big Alomomola!
  295. [13:32:02] <Iona> (:3c)
  296. [13:32:09] <Paradox> Cedric in the meantime
  297. [13:32:10] <Paradox> 1d100
  298. [13:32:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 47 [1d100=47]
  299. [13:32:17] <Paradox> Pulls out a little Chinchou. :I
  300. [13:32:19] <Cress> (Oh god yes OH GOD YES)
  301. [13:32:20] <Iona> (ahaha, enjoy your luvdisc but bigger)
  302. [13:32:27] <Cress> "Wooooahhh what is this!?"
  303. [13:32:36] <Iona> (congrats)
  304. [13:32:49] <Cress> (It's... so perfect for a healer... I love it)
  305. [13:33:35] <Cress> "See Cerdic? You can't catch things THIS big can you!?"
  306. [13:33:59] * Cress takes his fish and smirks. "Because... You got the wrong angle"
  307. [13:34:17] <Iona> (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
  308. [13:34:18] <Paradox> "Pfft. My angle is perfect. You just got lucky."
  309. [13:34:35] <Cress> "Lucky, schmuck. You just suck!"
  310. [13:34:46] <Cress> "Now where the hell do I go?"
  311. [13:36:05] <Cress> "I'm gonna keep it... Just need to name you..."
  312. [13:39:33] <Paradox> Cedric kicks the Kabuto back into the ocean, and inspects the Chinchou.
  313. [13:39:50] <Cress> "Cedric as much as I hate you... This was kinda fun!"
  314. [13:40:12] <Paradox> "It'd have been a lot more fun if you didn't whine and bitch the entire time."
  315. [13:40:22] <Paradox> "Why do I even bother trying with you."
  316. [13:40:30] * Paradox patpats the chinchou.
  317. [13:40:42] * Cress narrows his eyes. "You're a terrible person!"
  318. [13:41:25] <Paradox> "No, YOU are."
  319. [13:41:38] <Cress> "No you are? Wanna go get food?"
  320. [13:41:49] <Paradox> "Yeah okay, let's go to that restaurant."
  321. [13:42:03] <Cress> "Okay fine, you're treat~"
  322. [13:42:18] <Iona> (>you're)
  323. [13:42:21] <Paradox> "You're right, I am a treat. Anyway you're paying."
  324. [13:42:22] <Iona> (murder)
  325. [13:42:32] <Cress> "you're so wrong"
  326. [13:43:05] <Cress> "Whatever lets just go!"
  327. [13:44:58] <Paradox> "Ugh well I'm not paying. Let's just get sandwiches and eat at the mountain."
  328. [13:45:06] <Cress> "Fine!"
  329. [13:45:44] * Cress heads to go get sandwhiches
  330. [13:49:01] * Cedric spreads his trusty blanket out on the mountain somewhere, and starts digging through his picnic basket.
  331. [13:49:26] <Cress> "Okay good you brought a blanket. I'm not sitting on the ground."
  332. [13:49:43] * Cress unbuttons another button now. Only 2 buttons left
  333. [13:51:39] * Cress munches on his sandwhich. "We should hang out more cousin"
  334. [13:53:08] * Cedric then takes out a big raw steak, which he throws straight up in the air. The Postmaster General devours it. OMNOM.
  335. [13:53:21] * Cedric produces a head of lettuce for Quartz.
  336. [13:53:35] <Cedric> "You smell like fish."
  337. [13:54:06] <Cress> "You smell like ass"
  338. [13:54:18] * Cress pouts as he eats his sandwhich
  339. [13:56:03] <Cedric> "Well, you do."
  340. [13:56:19] <Cress> "Why are you such a jerk Cerdic see we were having a nice moment!"
  341. [14:00:27] * Cedric shrugs
  342. [14:01:12] * Cress unbuttons his shirt. "It's kinda hot to me."
  343. [14:01:51] <Cedric> "Button up your damn shirt."
  344. [14:02:00] <Cress> "Why? It's hot!"
  345. [14:02:11] <Cress> "If anything I should unbutton it more"
  346. [14:02:17] <Cedric> "That doesn't mean you can just go around taking your clothes off."
  347. [14:02:24] <Cedric> "Gods."
  348. [14:02:52] * Cress unbuttons his shirt and lets it be open. "No screw you! And I will take my clothes off as I Please!"
  349. [14:03:33] <Cedric> "... Oookay. And that makes it officially time for me to go."
  350. [14:04:09] <Cress> "Fine then good riddance you suck anyway!"
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