le comiket shitz (raw discord copy edition)

Impedance: Guys it's the A-One booth. Wanna grab anything?

Tim: Are you really asking me to support a trash circle.

Sloth: /covers Timothy's mouth

Sloth: Can you don't say that so loud! ELEMENTAS is looking at us!

Yuyu: good job timo

Axel: okay the most important thing

Tim: buying stuff?

Axel: where the FUCK is the restroom

Yuyu: you'll have to go all the way there
points to far end

Tim: Guys I'm gonna find Digital Wing. They got new Hyper Techno. I think

ZYRK: Hyper Techno is a joke genre

Tim: -_- Stop it.

Axel: he right tho

Tim: GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM ALREADY

Yuyu: imma yoink sum stuff over there! See y'all

Impedance: Jokes on you with your pussy weaboo genre
proceeds to vibrate to hard kicks and double basslines

Slothington: okay guys. So I have this EXTENSIVE list of cool places we can go to eat that I made-

Everyone else: (eating overpriced ramen)

Slothington: i’m gonna kill every single one of you

Yuyu: Whew. It's crowded here

Tim: I'm claustrophobic

Yuyu: Uh-Oh

Impedance: WHERE'S ZURK. TIM'S GONNA FAINT

Axel: ZYRK. WE NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH TO SAVE TIM

ZYRK: OMG

Yuyu: Im bac- WHAT THE FUCK

Slothington films the ordeal

Yuyu: FFS. NOT HERE
tries not to drop the shitload of stuff i got

ZYRK: WHO NEEDS MOUTH TO MOUTH (gets undressed and is only wearing a thong)

Sloth: (pulls out camera)

Yuyu: WHY DO YOU NEED TO UNDRESS TO DO MOUTH TO MOUTH

Yuyu: pls, not at tokyo big sight

Tim: Omg ZYRK please

Impedance: at least do it on tokyo tower like in boku no pico

Axel: oh we getting undressed? (undresses too, only wears thong)

Yuyu: not like this

ZYRK, Axel: (Jojoposing)

Tim: (still dying)

Yuyu: yeets to buy even more shit

Tim: I'm kinda thirsty. Where are the vending machines?

Yuyu: Uhh they don't have any it seems

ZYRK: I did warn you to bring water helloooooo

comes back
Yuyu: tf is goin on here

Sloth: I did the back snap in front of Tim, and nothing. He must be gay.

sees Tim attacking a BL booth bc he loves it so much
Yuyu: TIM WTF drags him out

Tim: Ok I've got everything I needed. Are we ready to go?

Yuyu: We would. But.

Yuyu: /points at DiGiTAL WiNG booth

Yuyu: Impedance is still there. For the last... 30 minutes.

Mayk.L: wtf, you guys moved waaay to fast

Arkines: I found the best ramen and sake place!!

Parker: /comes back to meet the group with a whole carton of CDs

Tim: WHAT THE FU-

Sloth: How much was that in total?

Yuyu: GET ON MY LEVEL

Parker: Only like, 20,000 yen. No biggie

goes to check on impedance
Yuyu: Wtf... how nuch did you buy....

Impedance: Digital Wing is sold out because of me. Trust me

Impedance: I has comiket and they has vodka now. Win-win

Yuyu: oi, u forgot ttl san, go meet him

Tim: Guys. Weren't we supposed to visit Ryuko. He opened a booth to sell SEH stuff?

Everyone else: He did?

Tim: Fuck me -_-

Ryuko: guys...? Where are you...?

Arkines: LOOK, RYUKO BROUGHT A VACUUM

TimL runs

Impedance: i don't care i heard all the tracks anyway

Ryuko: (nyeah ehhs in the background)

Yuyu: shudder I'm taking one copy

Sloth: So are we going for lunch after this?

Tim: I would.. but look. I have a whole bag of CDs, Parker has a carton, Impedance bought over digital wing, and Yuyu's carrying like 30 CDs in his pockets

Sloth: So.... Head back to hotel first?

Tim: Yeah. Wait. Where's Mayk.L?

Yuyu: oh he teleported back

Mayk.L over the phone: I'm back at hotel

Everyone else: WAIT WHAT

Mayk: (dancing parapara and making money because of it)

Axel: where did we leave Zyrk

Zyrk: (lost everyone else because crazy Jap girls surrounded him)

Anthony leaves Twingo. He's rocking a French hat, a red striped shirt and he's blasting La Marseillese through the speakers.

McBazooka: bonjour, fuckers (pulls out baguette)

Yuyu: Im just gonna go back in to see if i missed anything
_leaves for the 1947499283rd time_

Yuyu: aight im bac-wtf.
let's...all go back now

*yuyu appears at hotel alone, everyone gets lost somewhere and never returns*