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  1. BlueCookies> ok lets listen
  2. <PokemonBattleBrain> ok, so
  3. <PokemonBattleBrain> as you probably heard by now, I lost to a random crit
  4. <PokemonBattleBrain> so boo
  5. <drcossack> I'll unmute when he's done
  6. <PokemonBattleBrain> ok, so danukes and I are chilling with bi
  7. <VashTS|Away> Don't notice me, I'm reading
  8. <VashTS|Away> Just PM me.
  9. <PokemonBattleBrain> danukes jokingly mentions "hey, maybe you could get back in line lol" or something to that effect
  10. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I get my team sheet, and get back in line
  11. <PokemonBattleBrain> they take me, give me antoher wristband, and direct me to the end of the competitor line
  12. <PokemonBattleBrain> since there were still people waiting
  13. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I just wait until they shuffle everybody through
  14. <PokemonBattleBrain> like I did before
  15. <PokemonBattleBrain> I somehow get a bye the first round lol
  16. <PokemonBattleBrain> I was honestly surprised by that
  17. <PokemonBattleBrain> well ok, so they advance me to round 2
  18. <PokemonBattleBrain> I play a guy who uses non haban palkia and hypnosis gardevoir
  19. <BlueCookies> strong gardevoir
  20. <PokemonBattleBrain> 4-0 lol
  21. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I advance to round 3
  22. <PokemonBattleBrain> this battle is even on the screens
  23. <PokemonBattleBrain> marriland hack checks me and I'm clean
  24. <PokemonBattleBrain> when while I'm battling, Dave kind of looks surprised as he walks by and said "You're playing again?"
  25. -->| Tyler422 (~chatzilla@synIRC-5A0E9D2C.nktelco.net) has joined #skarmbliss
  26. <drcossack> haha
  27. <BlueCookies> dave?
  28. <BlueCookies> is he one of the guys running it?
  29. <PokemonBattleBrain> Dave Schwimmer
  30. <PokemonBattleBrain> the other guy who's not Mike
  31. <BlueCookies> oh yeah him
  32. <BlueCookies> we trolled cossack using his name
  33. <drcossack> shut up.
  34. <drcossack> anyway.
  35. <BlueCookies> ok continue
  36. <PokemonBattleBrain> ok
  37. <PokemonBattleBrain> lol
  38. <PokemonBattleBrain> the head guy who isn't mike, he's a little taller and usually has 5 oclock shadow
  39. <PokemonBattleBrain> ok, anyways
  40. <PokemonBattleBrain> I say to him straight up, "yeah, I'm playing again", and mentioned about the bye I had gotten the second round 1
  41. <PokemonBattleBrain> well that's irrevelent
  42. <PokemonBattleBrain> *relevent
  43. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I go to round 4 area
  44. <PokemonBattleBrain> I'm waiting for Grace or Chris to finish I think
  45. <BlueCookies> he let you keep playing?
  46. <drcossack> apparently
  47. <PokemonBattleBrain> he went over to an officiating table of some kind
  48. <PokemonBattleBrain> probably to see if I had indeed played a second time or was just pulling his leg
  49. <PokemonBattleBrain> and he was over there for like 15 minutes while I was waiting
  50. <PokemonBattleBrain> then he came over and pulled out my old win/loss sheet with my name on it and said
  51. <PokemonBattleBrain> "Could you explain this?"
  52. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I said
  53. <PokemonBattleBrain> "suck my dick or else i'll force myself to leave"
  54. <PokemonBattleBrain> just kidding
  55. <DukeTheDevil> ?
  56. <BlueCookies> lol
  57. <drcossack> hahaha
  58. <PokemonBattleBrain> I said "yeah, that's mine"
  59. <PokemonBattleBrain> so he motioned for me to leave the arena, so I did willingly
  60. <PokemonBattleBrain> I took off my wristband and gave that to him along with my second win/loss sheet
  61. <PokemonBattleBrain> and then I just left the arena as he walked me to where the players leave the actual competition area
  62. <PokemonBattleBrain> nothing really happened then
  63. =-= Mode #skarmbliss -m by drcossack
  64. <PokemonBattleBrain> no
  65. <PokemonBattleBrain> not done
  66. <drcossack> oh
  67. =-= Mode #skarmbliss +m by PokemonBattleBrain
  68. <PokemonBattleBrain> it gets EXCITING
  69. <drcossack> awesome.
  70. <PokemonBattleBrain> so ok
  71. <PokemonBattleBrain> I'm chilling in the back with huy/duy/danukes/bi/etc
  72. <PokemonBattleBrain> all of a sudden this staff lady with a red shirt and a walky talky comes up to me
  73. -->| bearsfan092 (~chatzilla@synIRC-3659246E.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #skarmbliss
  74. <PokemonBattleBrain> "excuse me, because you are a cheater, you have to get off the premises"
  75. <drcossack> rofl
  76. <DukeTheDevil> lol
  77. <BlueCookies> haha
  78. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I politely ask to see if this was in writing anywhere
  79. |<-- Siddarth has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: the hot one or the short one?)
  80. <PokemonBattleBrain> since I hadn't seen a word about anything of this sort on the website, and I just wanted confirmation
  81. -->| Siddarth (~chatzilla@synIRC-4DE2BFEA.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #skarmbliss
  82. <PokemonBattleBrain> she angrily says "you must leave because you cheated sir!"
  83. <drcossack> wow
  84. <drcossack> what a bitch
  85. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I again, calmly and cool like, ask if I could talk to mike
  86. -->| Sigurd (~chatzilla@B5F760E7.E9258C46.50A6B7FB.IP) has joined #skarmbliss
  87. <PokemonBattleBrain> she radios him like I'm starting a riot or something
  88. <VashTS|Away> The fuck..
  89. <PokemonBattleBrain> like I'm fighting pikachu and punching his guy or something
  90. <PokemonBattleBrain> 8gut
  91. <PokemonBattleBrain> *gut
  92. <BlueCookies> vash I thought you were reading
  93. <PokemonBattleBrain> so then Mike and Dave come over
  94. <drcossack> he is
  95. <drcossack> but the women's dumb
  96. <VashTS|Away> I'm done, read roughly 250 lines
  97. <drcossack> *woman
  98. <BlueCookies> that's what like 2 pages lol
  99. <PokemonBattleBrain> the lady says something to the effect of "He's not leaving even after he cheated"
  100. -->| Huy (~batpig89@huy.the.champion) has joined #skarmbliss
  101. <PokemonBattleBrain> I said to dave "I had just wondered if it was in writing anywhere, since I didn't see it in the website, and even had a suggestion" then she cut me off and said "you must leave!!"
  102. <PokemonBattleBrain> so then dave realizes that it's going nowhere, so we three go off to the side
  103. <PokemonBattleBrain> I tell him my suggestion about a more secure registration table and staff, since dave and mike were actually interested in what I had to say
  104. <VashTS|Away> Right now, it's almost like PBB is reading from the Gospel or some shit. Everybody is paying attnetion, it's all quiet...
  105. <PokemonBattleBrain> unlike the security lady
  106. <PokemonBattleBrain> plus they're muted vash lol
  107. <drcossack> yeah
  108. <VashTS|Away> I know :)
  109. <drcossack> lol
  110. <VashTS|Away> Anyway
  111. -->| dragonfe (~chatzilla@synIRC-BC769130.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) has joined #skarmbliss
  112. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I tell them my suggestion, and they said they'll consider if for the future tournaments
  113. <PokemonBattleBrain> mike then tells me that they have started to take a harder stance on cheaters this year
  114. <PokemonBattleBrain> which is great
  115. <PokemonBattleBrain> I crack a joke, we three all laugh
  116. <PokemonBattleBrain> then Dave goes
  117. <VashTS|Away> Too much bad face from 511 EVs.
  118. <PokemonBattleBrain> "Ok, well now...."
  119. <PokemonBattleBrain> awkward pause
  120. <PokemonBattleBrain> then we all laugh and I said I knew what he was going to say
  121. <PokemonBattleBrain> so I asked for enough time to get a picture with pikachu, so did that
  122. <VashTS|Away> I like how everybody joins from their +s channel. =P
  123. <PokemonBattleBrain> said goodbye to huy/duy/danukes/bi/etc, met Izzy, got my picture, and then quietly left
  124. <DukeTheDevil> thats horseshit, Drug Duck got two tries
  125. <PokemonBattleBrain> now, some of you might be wondering why I tried a second time
  126. <drcossack> that's not the same
  127. <drcossack> there were a shitload of open spots in europe last year
  128. <PokemonBattleBrain> a small part of it was just to see how far I would actually get
  129. <PokemonBattleBrain> but a large part was, yeah, I had remembered that duck did the same thing in germany last year
  130. <PokemonBattleBrain> and they let him through and he went and got second
  131. <PokemonBattleBrain> yesterday, it didn't get near to maxing out on players
  132. <PokemonBattleBrain> when I talked with the staff the second time, I asked how many people had been playing today, and they were only up to around wristband ~550
  133. <drcossack> oh
  134. <PokemonBattleBrain> and she confirmed that
  135. <drcossack> hm
  136. <PokemonBattleBrain> it was maybe 600 people tops, nowhere near 768
  137. <drcossack> then I guess I don't really see a problem...
  138. <PokemonBattleBrain> here's what they used as the reasoning for their request that I leave
  139. <PokemonBattleBrain> mike said that that registration was only open from 1:00pm through 1:30pm, and since I had registered at like 3:30pm, I had registered outside of the normal registration period
  140. <drcossack> wait. why the hell were you even able to?
  141. <PokemonBattleBrain> and henceforth had "cheated", he even said quote on quote
  142. <drcossack> umm
  143. <PokemonBattleBrain> that's what i went to the side with mike and dave for
  144. <BlueCookies> so if you lost round 1 you actually would have been allowed to
  145. <drcossack> it's their own damn fault if registration went until 3:30
  146. <PokemonBattleBrain> I pointed it out that it was really easy to just hop back in line again and re-register
  147. <PokemonBattleBrain> and the staff just registered me even though I walked in almost 2 hours after the signups had technically closed
  148. <PokemonBattleBrain> so that's why I pointed that out, so they could close it for the future
  149. <DukeTheDevil> Will they let you play at Phoenix, or are you too much of a danger to pokemon?
  150. <PokemonBattleBrain> and when I had gotten in a second time
  151. <PokemonBattleBrain> there were still people that were coming in
  152. <BlueCookies> they let huy play so they'll let pbb play
  153. =-= VashTS|Away is now known as VashTS|LolDuke
  154. <PokemonBattleBrain> albeit like a few
  155. =-= VashTS|LolDuke is now known as VashTS|Away
  156. <drcossack> they probably will, but they'll be watching him. lol
  157. <PokemonBattleBrain> yeah, they didn't ban me or anything
  158. <PokemonBattleBrain> I actually was impressed with Dave and mike's professionalism in handling it
  159. <PokemonBattleBrain> the security lady was a bitch
  160. <VashTS|Away> Unlike the Soccer Mom?
  161. <PokemonBattleBrain> but the head honchos were great
  162. =-= Siddarth is now known as Sidd|yes
  163. <PokemonBattleBrain> we even had a few laughs when I explained the situation
  164. <PokemonBattleBrain> so, yeah
  165. =-= Mode #skarmbliss -m by PokemonBattleBrain
  166. -->| Stefywefy215 (~Sbalagot@synIRC-7A0ECF1A.ftth.swbr.surewest.net) has joined #skarmbliss
  167. <imperfectspider> i wanted a sex story
  168. <Tyler422> lol
  169. <DukeTheDevil> *slow clap*
  170. <Sidd|yes> ?
  171. <VashTS|Away> Here comes the masses...!
  172. <TDS> so
  173. <Six-away> .....
  174. <imperfectspider> *clap*
  175. <Sidd|yes> nah
  176. <Stefywefy215> IPL: LONG TIME NO TALK!
  177. <bearsfan092> Cool story bro
  178. <TDS> when did you beat grace 5-0?
  179. =-= Six-away is now known as Sixonesix
  180. <imperfectspider> damn idk how to do this
  181. =-= Sidd|yes is now known as Sidd
  182. <imperfectspider> im not ipl
  183. <imperfectspider> dont ban me
  184. <bearsfan092> That's not IPL
  185. <PokemonBattleBrain> lol TDS I just made that up
  186. <dragonfe> ahahahaha
  187. <VashTS|Away> Fuck bearsfan092: I was JUST typing that.
  188. <drcossack> haha
  189. <TDS> liar
  190. <bearsfan092> lol
  191. <Elmo> PKMN IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
  192. <Metabou> lol
  193. <Stefywefy215> oh...
  194. <PokemonBattleBrain> I don't even know how far Grace made it past round 3
  195. <dragonfe> since when stefy plays vgc?
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