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- BlueCookies> ok lets listen
- <PokemonBattleBrain> ok, so
- <PokemonBattleBrain> as you probably heard by now, I lost to a random crit
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so boo
- <drcossack> I'll unmute when he's done
- <PokemonBattleBrain> ok, so danukes and I are chilling with bi
- <VashTS|Away> Don't notice me, I'm reading
- <VashTS|Away> Just PM me.
- <PokemonBattleBrain> danukes jokingly mentions "hey, maybe you could get back in line lol" or something to that effect
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I get my team sheet, and get back in line
- <PokemonBattleBrain> they take me, give me antoher wristband, and direct me to the end of the competitor line
- <PokemonBattleBrain> since there were still people waiting
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I just wait until they shuffle everybody through
- <PokemonBattleBrain> like I did before
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I somehow get a bye the first round lol
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I was honestly surprised by that
- <PokemonBattleBrain> well ok, so they advance me to round 2
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I play a guy who uses non haban palkia and hypnosis gardevoir
- <BlueCookies> strong gardevoir
- <PokemonBattleBrain> 4-0 lol
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I advance to round 3
- <PokemonBattleBrain> this battle is even on the screens
- <PokemonBattleBrain> marriland hack checks me and I'm clean
- <PokemonBattleBrain> when while I'm battling, Dave kind of looks surprised as he walks by and said "You're playing again?"
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- <drcossack> haha
- <BlueCookies> dave?
- <BlueCookies> is he one of the guys running it?
- <PokemonBattleBrain> Dave Schwimmer
- <PokemonBattleBrain> the other guy who's not Mike
- <BlueCookies> oh yeah him
- <BlueCookies> we trolled cossack using his name
- <drcossack> shut up.
- <drcossack> anyway.
- <BlueCookies> ok continue
- <PokemonBattleBrain> ok
- <PokemonBattleBrain> lol
- <PokemonBattleBrain> the head guy who isn't mike, he's a little taller and usually has 5 oclock shadow
- <PokemonBattleBrain> ok, anyways
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I say to him straight up, "yeah, I'm playing again", and mentioned about the bye I had gotten the second round 1
- <PokemonBattleBrain> well that's irrevelent
- <PokemonBattleBrain> *relevent
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I go to round 4 area
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I'm waiting for Grace or Chris to finish I think
- <BlueCookies> he let you keep playing?
- <drcossack> apparently
- <PokemonBattleBrain> he went over to an officiating table of some kind
- <PokemonBattleBrain> probably to see if I had indeed played a second time or was just pulling his leg
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and he was over there for like 15 minutes while I was waiting
- <PokemonBattleBrain> then he came over and pulled out my old win/loss sheet with my name on it and said
- <PokemonBattleBrain> "Could you explain this?"
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I said
- <PokemonBattleBrain> "suck my dick or else i'll force myself to leave"
- <PokemonBattleBrain> just kidding
- <DukeTheDevil> ?
- <BlueCookies> lol
- <drcossack> hahaha
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I said "yeah, that's mine"
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so he motioned for me to leave the arena, so I did willingly
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I took off my wristband and gave that to him along with my second win/loss sheet
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and then I just left the arena as he walked me to where the players leave the actual competition area
- <PokemonBattleBrain> nothing really happened then
- =-= Mode #skarmbliss -m by drcossack
- <PokemonBattleBrain> no
- <PokemonBattleBrain> not done
- <drcossack> oh
- =-= Mode #skarmbliss +m by PokemonBattleBrain
- <PokemonBattleBrain> it gets EXCITING
- <drcossack> awesome.
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so ok
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I'm chilling in the back with huy/duy/danukes/bi/etc
- <PokemonBattleBrain> all of a sudden this staff lady with a red shirt and a walky talky comes up to me
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- <PokemonBattleBrain> "excuse me, because you are a cheater, you have to get off the premises"
- <drcossack> rofl
- <DukeTheDevil> lol
- <BlueCookies> haha
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I politely ask to see if this was in writing anywhere
- |<-- Siddarth has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: the hot one or the short one?)
- <PokemonBattleBrain> since I hadn't seen a word about anything of this sort on the website, and I just wanted confirmation
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- <PokemonBattleBrain> she angrily says "you must leave because you cheated sir!"
- <drcossack> wow
- <drcossack> what a bitch
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I again, calmly and cool like, ask if I could talk to mike
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- <PokemonBattleBrain> she radios him like I'm starting a riot or something
- <VashTS|Away> The fuck..
- <PokemonBattleBrain> like I'm fighting pikachu and punching his guy or something
- <PokemonBattleBrain> 8gut
- <PokemonBattleBrain> *gut
- <BlueCookies> vash I thought you were reading
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so then Mike and Dave come over
- <drcossack> he is
- <drcossack> but the women's dumb
- <VashTS|Away> I'm done, read roughly 250 lines
- <drcossack> *woman
- <BlueCookies> that's what like 2 pages lol
- <PokemonBattleBrain> the lady says something to the effect of "He's not leaving even after he cheated"
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- <PokemonBattleBrain> I said to dave "I had just wondered if it was in writing anywhere, since I didn't see it in the website, and even had a suggestion" then she cut me off and said "you must leave!!"
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so then dave realizes that it's going nowhere, so we three go off to the side
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I tell him my suggestion about a more secure registration table and staff, since dave and mike were actually interested in what I had to say
- <VashTS|Away> Right now, it's almost like PBB is reading from the Gospel or some shit. Everybody is paying attnetion, it's all quiet...
- <PokemonBattleBrain> unlike the security lady
- <PokemonBattleBrain> plus they're muted vash lol
- <drcossack> yeah
- <VashTS|Away> I know :)
- <drcossack> lol
- <VashTS|Away> Anyway
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- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I tell them my suggestion, and they said they'll consider if for the future tournaments
- <PokemonBattleBrain> mike then tells me that they have started to take a harder stance on cheaters this year
- <PokemonBattleBrain> which is great
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I crack a joke, we three all laugh
- <PokemonBattleBrain> then Dave goes
- <VashTS|Away> Too much bad face from 511 EVs.
- <PokemonBattleBrain> "Ok, well now...."
- <PokemonBattleBrain> awkward pause
- <PokemonBattleBrain> then we all laugh and I said I knew what he was going to say
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so I asked for enough time to get a picture with pikachu, so did that
- <VashTS|Away> I like how everybody joins from their +s channel. =P
- <PokemonBattleBrain> said goodbye to huy/duy/danukes/bi/etc, met Izzy, got my picture, and then quietly left
- <DukeTheDevil> thats horseshit, Drug Duck got two tries
- <PokemonBattleBrain> now, some of you might be wondering why I tried a second time
- <drcossack> that's not the same
- <drcossack> there were a shitload of open spots in europe last year
- <PokemonBattleBrain> a small part of it was just to see how far I would actually get
- <PokemonBattleBrain> but a large part was, yeah, I had remembered that duck did the same thing in germany last year
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and they let him through and he went and got second
- <PokemonBattleBrain> yesterday, it didn't get near to maxing out on players
- <PokemonBattleBrain> when I talked with the staff the second time, I asked how many people had been playing today, and they were only up to around wristband ~550
- <drcossack> oh
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and she confirmed that
- <drcossack> hm
- <PokemonBattleBrain> it was maybe 600 people tops, nowhere near 768
- <drcossack> then I guess I don't really see a problem...
- <PokemonBattleBrain> here's what they used as the reasoning for their request that I leave
- <PokemonBattleBrain> mike said that that registration was only open from 1:00pm through 1:30pm, and since I had registered at like 3:30pm, I had registered outside of the normal registration period
- <drcossack> wait. why the hell were you even able to?
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and henceforth had "cheated", he even said quote on quote
- <drcossack> umm
- <PokemonBattleBrain> that's what i went to the side with mike and dave for
- <BlueCookies> so if you lost round 1 you actually would have been allowed to
- <drcossack> it's their own damn fault if registration went until 3:30
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I pointed it out that it was really easy to just hop back in line again and re-register
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and the staff just registered me even though I walked in almost 2 hours after the signups had technically closed
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so that's why I pointed that out, so they could close it for the future
- <DukeTheDevil> Will they let you play at Phoenix, or are you too much of a danger to pokemon?
- <PokemonBattleBrain> and when I had gotten in a second time
- <PokemonBattleBrain> there were still people that were coming in
- <BlueCookies> they let huy play so they'll let pbb play
- =-= VashTS|Away is now known as VashTS|LolDuke
- <PokemonBattleBrain> albeit like a few
- =-= VashTS|LolDuke is now known as VashTS|Away
- <drcossack> they probably will, but they'll be watching him. lol
- <PokemonBattleBrain> yeah, they didn't ban me or anything
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I actually was impressed with Dave and mike's professionalism in handling it
- <PokemonBattleBrain> the security lady was a bitch
- <VashTS|Away> Unlike the Soccer Mom?
- <PokemonBattleBrain> but the head honchos were great
- =-= Siddarth is now known as Sidd|yes
- <PokemonBattleBrain> we even had a few laughs when I explained the situation
- <PokemonBattleBrain> so, yeah
- =-= Mode #skarmbliss -m by PokemonBattleBrain
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- <imperfectspider> i wanted a sex story
- <Tyler422> lol
- <DukeTheDevil> *slow clap*
- <Sidd|yes> ?
- <VashTS|Away> Here comes the masses...!
- <TDS> so
- <Six-away> .....
- <imperfectspider> *clap*
- <Sidd|yes> nah
- <Stefywefy215> IPL: LONG TIME NO TALK!
- <bearsfan092> Cool story bro
- <TDS> when did you beat grace 5-0?
- =-= Six-away is now known as Sixonesix
- <imperfectspider> damn idk how to do this
- =-= Sidd|yes is now known as Sidd
- <imperfectspider> im not ipl
- <imperfectspider> dont ban me
- <bearsfan092> That's not IPL
- <PokemonBattleBrain> lol TDS I just made that up
- <dragonfe> ahahahaha
- <VashTS|Away> Fuck bearsfan092: I was JUST typing that.
- <drcossack> haha
- <TDS> liar
- <bearsfan092> lol
- <Elmo> PKMN IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
- <Metabou> lol
- <Stefywefy215> oh...
- <PokemonBattleBrain> I don't even know how far Grace made it past round 3
- <dragonfe> since when stefy plays vgc?
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