Mutant bird ATTACKS home owners! Before you try the flashy new trend in town, turkey-duck-chicken (known to such hipsters as turducken), think again. Rumor has it Reese and Elly Langston had such a mishap last year and covered it up for the sake of the Pig and Whistle.

Normally, turducken is a popular holiday treat. Chicken is served inside duck, which is served inside a turkey, offering a variety of flavors for the palate. Perhaps this is why witnesses saw them preparing it earlier that day.

Our prime anonymous source from the Mage Quarter tells us the carnage occurred due to faulty placement of healing potions near the bird while it marinated. There hadn't been a significant enough time between death and the placement the night before.

Two people in Hangman's alley witnessed a monstrosity of a bird fly by the windows. The skin of a turkey, it's scrotum like head twisted in pain-- the body of a duck inside it, one wing bursting through an orifice we're not at liberty to describe-- and the chicken.. One witness said the giblets were not intact.

Think twice before you try to gobble down a dish like that.