As The Burning Red White Kyurems deactive their Overdrive mode upon witnessing the defeat of their foes, the ice and snow left behind by their powers slowly melt away. As the snowing clouds disperse, the blazing Sun rises over the frozen wasteland, to herald the victory of the strongest team in the history of the Ubers Premier League. By walking alongside me - the Great Pokémon Master - a man of unparalleled experience in the art of Pokémon battling, the people of The Burning Red White Kyurems have endured both the heat of the toughest of Pokémon battles, as well as the cold of the long and difficult search for the most optimal Pokémon teams in each of the metagames played in this tournament. And now, the people of this team may enjoy the hard-earned pride and glory of their success!


Glory be to SvetaGS3, and may the mountains and the seas bow before the Heavenly Dragon Gods! The fact that you happened to face some of the worst possible team matchups in this Ubers Premier League has led to you attaining a win-loss record that is as effective at reflecting your skills as a Pokémon trainer as a dry lake is at reflecting the light of the Moon. In truth, I have no doubt in mind that, with your extremely intricate and detailed understanding of stall as a playstyle, you are easily one of the Greatest Pokémon Masters to have ever lay foot on this coarse Earth, and I am very thankful for the opportunity to work together with you in this tournament.

Glory be to Thimo! Sticking with the tried and true may guarantee success in Pokémon, but innovation is the method by which success is taken to newer and greater heights in this game. Your unparalleled creativity in teambuilding has contributed immensely to The Burning Red White Kyurems' victory in this Ubers Premier League, and the help you provided to your teammates cannot be understated.

Glory be to DontStealMyPenguin! As mentioned in the above paragraph, looking past conventional wisdom is necessary for attaining success in Pokémon, and you show that better than the vast majority of people I know. Your character is strong - you have never allowed the condescending words of those around you in regards to your choice of teams, Pokémon and strategies to allow you to overlook that which your own experience tells you, when it comes to achieving success. And this is a strength I can certainly relate to as a Pokémon trainer.

Glory be to HunterStorm! Innumerable people look down upon Anything Goes, the metagame that serves as the primary source of your fame. They make claims about it being "uncompetitive," "unofficial" or "lacking in a skilled playerbase," despite this metagame being literally Pokémon battling in its purest form, which means that that being good at this metagame places one far closer to the ideal state of Pokémon Mastery than being good at any other tier does. Yet, even without the aforementioned philosophy in mind, you have nonetheless exposed the lies of those around you with your immense success in this Ubers Premier League.

Glory be to hyw! Glory be to the Dragon Masters, and long live your proud clan! A trainer's skill in any metagame serves as a measurement of their proximity to the state of Pokémon Mastery, but the same can be said about the number of Pokémon metagames one is proficient at. With your vast knowledge of multiple different metagames, you have contributed to The Burning Red White Kyurems' victory in three of the five metagames played in this Ubers Premier League. Additionally, you have also performed excellently in your role as my assistant manager, and I must express my thanks to you for that.

Glory be to Lacus Clyne, and may the mountains and the seas bow before the Heavenly Dragon Gods! You are an unbelievably skilled Pokémon trainer as well as a very nice person, and having a chat with you has always been an incredibly pleasant experience for me. You have performed amazingly well in this Ubers Premier League, contributing immensely to The Burning Red White Kyurems' road towards victory, and for that, I am very thankful. I hope and believe that as a trainer, you will continue to rise towards even greater heights.

Glory be to Lord Outrage! "Steal Pokémon for profit. Exploit Pokémon for profit. All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket" may not be a philosophy I subscribe to, but I must nonetheless express my very deep thanks to you for taking your time to help The Burning Red White Kyurems achieve victory with your amazing battling skills, even while you are in the middle of your final exams. Your lack of luck in your battles is unfortunate, but I acknowledge that it is far from your fault, and admire the fact that you tried your very best for your team's sake.

Glory be to Klefkwi! Despite the fact that you are not The Burning Red White Kyurems' manager, you are undoubtedly an extremely important presence in this Ubers Premier League's team channel, with your lack of hesitation to go out of your way to help your teammates whenever possible. You are a very pleasant individual, and the constant social support you give your teammates is extremely admirable.

Glory be to Bossness! Glory be to the Dragon Masters, and long live your proud clan! My history with you is long, with its ups and downs, but your skills and innovative abilities in BW2 Ubers cannot be questioned. I deeply appreciate your contributions to Dragon Rush, Dragon Masters, and now The Burning Red White Kyurems.

Glory be to Sheetanshu, and may the mountains and the seas bow before the Heavenly Dragon Gods! There is a Cantonese saying which goes, "old age is like a machine breaking down." In the same way, no matter how skilled a Pokémon trainer may be, if they do not battle in a long time, they will inevitably succumb to the power of rust. However, despite what may have happened in this Ubers Premier League, I will always remember you as who you were in your prime - the King of Power, the man who occupied the top of Pokémon Online's DW Ubers ladder for an entire year between 2011 and 2012, and one of the Greatest Pokémon Masters I have ever known in my life.

Glory be to Alex Walls! You are a man I have always regarded in a similar manner to Sheetanshu, and in a sense, the very existence of this Ubers Premier League in its current form owes itself to you. After all, without you, The Blazing Glaciers would never have existed, and thus neither would The Burning Red White Kyurems, a team whose name pays homage to the aforementioned legendary BW2 Ubers team.

Glory be to Melle2402! In the very first Ubers Premier League I personally participated in, Ubers Premier League III, I signed up to play ADV Ubers exclusively, and did so for The Defiant Durians, which ultimately won that entire tournament. And the reason I did so was because I found, and personally still find ADV Ubers to be an admirable tier among Übers metagames to play. A metagame void of any entry hazards besides Spikes, a metagame void of Darkrai, and a metagame void of Arceus. A tier in which one can experience the satisfaction and nostalgia of seeing Lugia, a Pokémon known exclusively for its defensive capabilities in later generations, blasting the opponent's team to shreds with its devastating Choice Band-boosted Aeroblast. A tier in which Mewtwo dominates with its elite Speed due to the non-existence of the Choice Scarf item, and in which the Genetic Pokémon devastates all in its path with its powerful special attacks and Selfdestruct technique. And in response to the absolutely beautiful ways in which you have played this wonderful metagame in contribution to my team, I salute you.

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Special thanks and glory be to James Jimmy, for all the help you provided for The Burning Red White Kyurems, despite not being an official part of this team! Observation of history tells us that Greeks have a strong inclination towards and affiliation with philosophy. As far as the world of Pokémon is concerned, the first sign I beheld of this being true was when a certain man from Greece once said, more than a decade ago, that "Pokémon is a gambling game." And the second and last sign of such being true was when you yourself expressed the very same thought before me. The two of us are both very well aware of just how incredibly luck-based and random the game of Pokémon battling is, and we have each responded to this knowledge in our own ways. While you developed a strong interest in the concept of the Skillmons tier before ultimately quitting Pokémon altogether, I chose to continue playing this game out of my love for the very monsters I battle with, as well as the elusive and fascinating idea of Pokémon Mastery, both of which representing extremely important aspects of my childhood. Albeit, I do so whilst adhering to certain principles that are extremely strict, to the point where they may detract from the overall enjoyment of this game for most people, such as forbidding myself and my players in this Ubers Premier League from using any team that isn't hax-resilient, something my ORAS Ubers players are more than likely sick of hearing about by now. Yet, despite the fact that you have officially quit Pokémon long ago, you were still willing to offer my team tremendous help in preparations in the ORAS department, and I cannot express how thankful I am to you.

And finally... special thanks and glory be to Shitegotreal, for extensively participating in test battles with my team's BW2 Ubers players - Bossness, Sheetanshu, hyw and Alex Walls - in order to maximize their chances of winning in this tournament! I especially appreciate the fact that you went to the effort of helping me despite the fact that you were never under any obligations to do so, since just like James Jimmy, you are not technically on my team. You are a very skilled and knowledgeable BW2 Ubers player, and my own BW2 Ubers battles with you have always been extremely enjoyable.

Now, then... one final time, my fellow Pokémon trainers of The Burning Red White Kyurems...

GLORY BE TO OUR UBERS PREMIER LEAGUE VICTORY!​