Alex: Well you see, I don't really have any good blood with Mr. Johansen.
Stokes: And why is that?
Alex: I was walking down the hall, and I see this 7th or 8th grade girl. She looked really cute, so I called her "beautiful."
(Cue various comments along the lines of "Wooow, I didn't know that Alex liked young girls!" By the classmates)
Alex: So later that day, I was called down to Johansen's office, and when I went in, I saw that same girl crying. Mr. Johansen asked her what was wrong and she said "He called me beautiful!"
Stokes: When exactly did this happen?
Alex: Yesterday, I think.
Stokes: Alex, yesterday was Sunday.
Alex: But Mrs. Stokes! Mr. Johansen really did get me in trouble for complimenting a girl!
(The next day....)
Stokes: I talked to Mr. Johansen about your little story, it never happened.