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Completely ignore positioning and conditions, except between the Beer Run players (should be at the top right). The most highly condition of them (Lowest KD or Loser) plays. Essentially, just keep plugging in wires until the fucking game works. Make sure Delivery Guy is subbed off.

After 20,  sub on Delivery Guy and go +1. Now that the pizza's here, the party can start.

At half, if winning go to +2, if losing go to +2. If tied, go to +2. This is when they FINALLY get the games working.

Subs when mom calls for pizza rolls (or 65+ whichever comes sooner)
If losing (or tied and have less shots), Sub the Beer Run player for Pabst and go to either of the other presets (your call)

+++++±+10 minutes after Pabst comes in, go -1 since everyone's now too drunk to play right.

If the chat says to do something funny tho do it