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  3. <i>You know... </i>
  4.  
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  7. <i>you think that when you get old,</i>
  8.  
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  11. <i>you'll pass on all your junk to your kids,</i>
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  15. <i>and it'll become their problem</i>
  16. <i>to deal with</i>
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  20. <i>when you're gone.</i>
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  24. <i>Guess what?</i>
  25.  
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  28. <i>I never had any kids.</i>
  29.  
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  31. 00:00:52,255 --> 00:00:54,838
  32. <i>And I've got a whole lot of junk.</i>
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  36. Morning.
  37.  
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  39. 00:00:56,796 --> 00:00:58,296
  40. - Hi.
  41. -Can I help with anything?
  42.  
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  44. 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:00,296
  45. -You want anything?
  46. -Thank you. Just looking.
  47.  
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  49. 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:05,046
  50. <i>So, here I am.</i>
  51.  
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  53. 00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:12,880
  54. I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay.
  55.  
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  58. You can have this, look.
  59.  
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  62. -That's 15.
  63. -Yeah, thanks.
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  67. Got that? Thirty-five.
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  71. I just love estate sales.
  72.  
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  74. 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:23,755
  75. You know, 'cause they, like,
  76. give you a glimpse into a person's life.
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  80. Eighty-three fifty.
  81.  
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  84. Did you know the owner?
  85.  
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  88. -I did.
  89. -How did she die?
  90.  
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  93. Cancer.
  94.  
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  97. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
  98. Who was she?
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  102. Nice choice.
  103.  
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  106. Thank you very much.
  107.  
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  110. <i>I have lived</i>
  111. <i>in this same apartment for 46 years.</i>
  112.  
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  115. Ugh!
  116.  
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  118. 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:58,505
  119. <i>-I don't know where the years have gone.</i>
  120.  
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  123. Oh, my God.
  124.  
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  126. 00:02:07,005 --> 00:02:08,463
  127. <i>Ah, my mom.</i>
  128.  
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  130. 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,380
  131. <i>She used to say that we don't die.</i>
  132.  
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  134. 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:13,755
  135. <i>We live on through the memories</i>
  136. <i>we leave behind.</i>
  137.  
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  140. Goodbye.
  141.  
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  143. 00:02:23,505 --> 00:02:24,963
  144. <i>I guess this is it for me.</i>
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  148. <i>♪ Sometimes I'm tired and I wonder ♪</i>
  149.  
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  152. <i>♪ What's so all-fired important ♪</i>
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  156. <i>♪ About being someplace at some time ♪</i>
  157.  
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  159. 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:38,171
  160. <i>♪ Oh, but I don't really mind ♪</i>
  161.  
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  164. <i>♪ 'Cause I could be on Easy Street ♪</i>
  165.  
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  168. <i>♪ And I know that you've got to take</i>
  169. <i>The bitter with the sweet ♪</i>
  170.  
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  172. 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,380
  173. <i>♪ I guess it gets to everyone ♪</i>
  174.  
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  177. <i>♪ You think you're not having any fun ♪</i>
  178.  
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  180. 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:56,630
  181. <i>♪ And you wonder what you're doing ♪</i>
  182.  
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  185. <i>♪ Playing the games you play ♪</i>
  186.  
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  188. 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:02,963
  189. <i>♪ Hey, well, it's true what they say ♪</i>
  190.  
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  193. <i>♪ If you want to feel complete ♪</i>
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  197. <i>♪ Don't you know that you've got to take</i>
  198. <i>The bitter with the sweet ♪</i>
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  202. <i>Hi, Martha.</i>
  203. <i>This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office.</i>
  204.  
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  207. <i>You missed your appointment this morning.</i>
  208.  
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  211. - I'd like to cancel, actually.
  212. <i>-Ugh...</i>
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  216. No, I mean, what I'm saying is
  217. I'd like to cancel all my appointments.
  218.  
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  221. <i>But your chemo starts next week.</i>
  222. <i>You should really just speak with her.</i>
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  226. No, Lindsey!
  227. I'm not doing the treatment.
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  231. <i>♪ A friend of mine once told me ♪</i>
  232.  
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  235. <i>♪ And I know he knows</i>
  236. <i>All about feelin' down ♪</i>
  237.  
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  239. 00:03:35,921 --> 00:03:40,255
  240. <i>♪ He said everything good in life</i>
  241. <i>You've got to pay for ♪</i>
  242.  
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  245. <i>♪ But feelin' good</i>
  246. <i>Is what you're paving the way for ♪</i>
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  250. Come on!
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  254. What? Oh, c-- Anytime!
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  258. Sorry, but yeah.
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  262. Okay, go on by!
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  266. Go ahead!
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  270. Really? Wow.
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  274. Hi!
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  278. Hey there!
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  282. Oh, my God.
  283.  
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  286. Oh, hi there!
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  290. Hello!
  291.  
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  294. <i>♪ You've got to take the bitter</i>
  295. <i>With the sweet ♪</i>
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  299. <i>♪ You've got to take ♪</i>
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  303. <i>♪ The bitter with the sweet ♪</i>
  304.  
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  307. <i>♪ The bitter with the ♪</i>
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  311. <i>♪ Sweet ♪</i>
  312.  
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  315. <i>♪ Sweet, sweet ♪</i>
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  318. 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:49,296
  319. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
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  323. Oh!
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  327. Oh, shoot.
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  331. You like that one?
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  335. Yeah, I'll take it.
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  339. Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha!
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  343. Huh? Oh.
  344.  
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  347. I'm Vicki.
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  351. -This is Gayle and Barbara.
  352. -Hey!
  353.  
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  356. -Hello!
  357. -We are the welcoming committee.
  358.  
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  361. And this is for you.
  362.  
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  365. Oh. Oh! Ah!
  366.  
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  368. 00:05:29,713 --> 00:05:31,005
  369. -I'm sorry!
  370. -Excuse me. I'm sorry.
  371.  
  372. 88
  373. 00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:33,005
  374. -That's fine. Don't worry about it.
  375. -You got it.
  376.  
  377. 89
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  379. -Anyway...
  380. -Just a little southern hospitality.
  381.  
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  383. 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:38,130
  384. Now, what brings you to Sun Springs?
  385.  
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  388. Oh, I'm just here to die.
  389.  
  390. 92
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  392. Well, I think we can aim
  393. a little bit higher than that.
  394.  
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  397. Let's get started with the tour.
  398.  
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  401. -Uh-huh.
  402. -What do you mean, the tour?
  403.  
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  405. 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:52,171
  406. -You're official!
  407. -Wait, whoa.
  408.  
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  411. -Yeah, let's go.
  412. -You gotta protect that pretty skin.
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  416. -Oh, yeah.
  417. -If you're gonna tackle this one.
  418.  
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  421. - So sorry.
  422. -We'll put that in your front yard.
  423.  
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  425. 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:02,088
  426. All right, put your hands up!
  427. Come on, don't be lazy!
  428.  
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  430. 00:06:02,171 --> 00:06:04,838
  431. We've got everything you could ever need.
  432.  
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  435. We've got three golf courses,
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  439. two bowling alleys,
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  442. 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,588
  443. oh, an indoor pool,
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  446. 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,171
  447. and the outdoor pool.
  448.  
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  450. 00:06:14,255 --> 00:06:15,838
  451. -The works.
  452. -Yeah.
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  456. I always say,
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  459. 00:06:17,713 --> 00:06:19,630
  460. if you are bored in Sun Springs,
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  463. 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,296
  464. you just need to be watered.
  465.  
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  468. -It's true.
  469. -Yeah.
  470.  
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  472. 00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:25,005
  473. -She always says that.
  474. -She does.
  475.  
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  478. Let's move on.
  479.  
  480. 112
  481. 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:32,713
  482. All our residents are required to join
  483. at least one club.
  484.  
  485. 113
  486. 00:06:32,796 --> 00:06:33,671
  487. Oh.
  488.  
  489. 114
  490. 00:06:33,755 --> 00:06:36,088
  491. Now, there are over 100 of 'em.
  492.  
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  494. 00:06:36,171 --> 00:06:41,005
  495. In the unlikely event that you can't find
  496. the right club for you,
  497.  
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  500. -fun fact!
  501. -What?
  502.  
  503. 117
  504. 00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:45,130
  505. You can start your own!
  506.  
  507. 118
  508. 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,130
  509. Gayle and I started a club
  510. called the Southern Belles.
  511.  
  512. 119
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  514. Oh, is that a fact, Vicki?
  515.  
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  518. I'm not allowed to join.
  519.  
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  522. It's called the Southern Belles.
  523. It's not called the Wisconsin Belles.
  524.  
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  527. I don't know how many times
  528. I have to explain that to you.
  529.  
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  532. Oh, and the biggest event of the year
  533. is the Senior Showcase.
  534.  
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  536. 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:05,546
  537. -Oh.
  538. -Oh, my God!
  539.  
  540. 125
  541. 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:06,463
  542. Really?
  543.  
  544. 126
  545. 00:07:06,546 --> 00:07:10,338
  546. All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage.
  547.  
  548. 127
  549. 00:07:10,421 --> 00:07:13,630
  550. The whole community
  551. comes out to watch. It's a real hoot.
  552.  
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  554. 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:15,130
  555. You're gonna love it, Martha.
  556.  
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  559. Well, I mean, I'll, uh...
  560.  
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  563. Obviously, I will be sure
  564. and check my calendar.
  565.  
  566. 131
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  568. -Great.
  569. -But if you'll excuse me, ladies,
  570.  
  571. 132
  572. 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:23,255
  573. I just want to say thanks for the tour.
  574.  
  575. 133
  576. 00:07:23,338 --> 00:07:25,046
  577. I should get going, though.
  578. I really should--
  579.  
  580. 134
  581. 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,880
  582. Wait. No, you haven't done
  583. your safety training.
  584.  
  585. 135
  586. 00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:28,921
  587. My what?
  588.  
  589. 136
  590. 00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:30,421
  591. Safety training.
  592.  
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  595. Uh-huh.
  596.  
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  599. As Chief of Security,
  600. it's my job to keep our residents safe.
  601.  
  602. 139
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  604. I run a team of highly trained volunteers,
  605. just like Dorris here.
  606.  
  607. 140
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  609. Say hi, Dorris.
  610.  
  611. 141
  612. 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:41,796
  613. -Hi!
  614. -Hello, Dorris.
  615.  
  616. 142
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  618. All tips are anonymous.
  619.  
  620. 143
  621. 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,130
  622. So if you see something, say something.
  623.  
  624. 144
  625. 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:48,255
  626. Like what?
  627.  
  628. 145
  629. 00:07:48,338 --> 00:07:49,671
  630. Overgrown hedges.
  631.  
  632. 146
  633. 00:07:50,088 --> 00:07:51,880
  634. Excessive lawn ornamentation.
  635.  
  636. 147
  637. 00:07:51,963 --> 00:07:55,380
  638. If someone has their Christmas lights on
  639. past New Years, that's a big one.
  640.  
  641. 148
  642. 00:07:55,463 --> 00:07:56,296
  643. Very big.
  644.  
  645. 149
  646. 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:59,880
  647. Well,  are you authorized
  648. to use deadly force?
  649.  
  650. 150
  651. 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:01,380
  652. Excuse me?
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  655. 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:03,380
  656. Well, let's just say it's July
  657.  
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  659. 00:08:03,463 --> 00:08:06,171
  660. and my neighbor hasn't taken down
  661. his Christmas lights.
  662.  
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  665. Are you gonna have the guts
  666. to do what it takes?
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  670. Well...
  671.  
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  674. mostly we just issue citations.
  675.  
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  678. I'm glad you find this so amusing!
  679.  
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  682. Oh!
  683.  
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  686. Oh.
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  690. Oh, my God.
  691.  
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  694. Oh.
  695.  
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  698. -Hi! Moving in?
  699. -Oh. Yeah.
  700.  
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  703. I was hoping you'd be a man.
  704.  
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  707. Excuse me?
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  711. Did you know single women outlive
  712. single men by almost ten years?
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  716. And Lord knows there's not enough
  717. erections around here as it is.
  718.  
  719. 166
  720. 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,588
  721. Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh?  Wow.
  722.  
  723. 167
  724. 00:09:51,671 --> 00:09:53,546
  725. I'm Sheryl.
  726.  
  727. 168
  728. 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:54,630
  729. -Sheryl.
  730. -I live next door.
  731.  
  732. 169
  733. 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:57,713
  734. -Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you.
  735. -Hey, you don't play poker, do you?
  736.  
  737. 170
  738. 00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,380
  739. Because I run a weekly game,
  740.  
  741. 171
  742. 00:10:00,463 --> 00:10:03,130
  743. and we could sure use another player.
  744.  
  745. 172
  746. 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:07,088
  747. It's all very hush-hush because
  748. gambling's not allowed around here,
  749.  
  750. 173
  751. 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,963
  752. like most things that are worthwhile.
  753.  
  754. 174
  755. 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:12,046
  756. You should drop by tonight
  757. and say hi to the guys.
  758.  
  759. 175
  760. 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,630
  761. God, you know, it's been a very...
  762.  
  763. 176
  764. 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,338
  765. Look, it's a long day for me.
  766. I just moved in, and...
  767.  
  768. 177
  769. 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:18,338
  770. But thanks,
  771. I really appreciate what you're...
  772.  
  773. 178
  774. 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:20,088
  775. -The invitation's sweet.
  776. -I get it.
  777.  
  778. 179
  779. 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,546
  780. It's really nice.
  781. Thanks so much for coming by.
  782.  
  783. 180
  784. 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,588
  785. - See ya.
  786. - Great.
  787.  
  788. 181
  789. 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:27,130
  790. Ugh, God. Bye!
  791.  
  792. 182
  793. 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,713
  794. Okay.
  795.  
  796. 183
  797. 00:10:42,213 --> 00:10:43,296
  798. Oh, my God.
  799.  
  800. 184
  801. 00:10:43,713 --> 00:10:44,546
  802. Okay.
  803.  
  804. 185
  805. 00:10:45,088 --> 00:10:46,130
  806. That's it.
  807.  
  808. 186
  809. 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,713
  810. - Okay.
  811.  
  812. 187
  813. 00:10:55,796 --> 00:10:56,963
  814. Let's go. Move it.
  815.  
  816. 188
  817. 00:10:57,713 --> 00:11:00,088
  818. - I'll play! You want one or two?
  819. - Hey!
  820.  
  821. 189
  822. 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,213
  823. Oh, God damn it.
  824.  
  825. 190
  826. 00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:03,671
  827. Hello?
  828.  
  829. 191
  830. 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:04,838
  831. Oh, God.
  832.  
  833. 192
  834. 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,380
  835. Hello?
  836.  
  837. 193
  838. 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:15,588
  839. Yes.
  840.  
  841. 194
  842. 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,296
  843. We'll send somebody right over.
  844.  
  845. 195
  846. 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,505
  847. Hey, Chief.
  848.  
  849. 196
  850. 00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:21,630
  851. What is it, Dorris?
  852.  
  853. 197
  854. 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:27,088
  855. Well, we got a 314 in progress
  856. over there on Pleasant Valley Drive.
  857.  
  858. 198
  859. 00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:28,421
  860. Somebody's getting raped?
  861.  
  862. 199
  863. 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,713
  864. Well, now...
  865.  
  866. 200
  867. 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:31,671
  868. Mmm...
  869.  
  870. 201
  871. 00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:34,838
  872. What's a noise complaint?
  873.  
  874. 202
  875. 00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,005
  876. That's a 315.
  877.  
  878. 203
  879. 00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:38,671
  880. Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one.
  881.  
  882. 204
  883. 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,921
  884. Let's go, let's go!
  885.  
  886. 205
  887. 00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,130
  888. Come on.
  889.  
  890. 206
  891. 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,921
  892. -Oh!
  893.  
  894. 207
  895. 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:55,963
  896. Oh.
  897.  
  898. 208
  899. 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,338
  900. Hey! You didn't call the cops on me,
  901. did you?
  902.  
  903. 209
  904. 00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:03,463
  905. Because if there's a problem,
  906. I hope you can just come straight to me.
  907.  
  908. 210
  909. 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:06,463
  910. Well, of course.
  911. I mean, the same goes for you.
  912.  
  913. 211
  914. 00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:09,546
  915. Good. We need somewhere to hide.
  916.  
  917. 212
  918. 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,546
  919. -We?
  920. -Come on, guys.
  921.  
  922. 213
  923. 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:13,880
  924. I'm sorry, but...
  925.  
  926. 214
  927. 00:12:13,963 --> 00:12:16,463
  928. - This'll work! Over here!
  929. - I'll set this up.
  930.  
  931. 215
  932. 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,296
  933. - Well, I--
  934. -Howdy!
  935.  
  936. 216
  937. 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,588
  938. -Ma'am.
  939. -Hello.
  940.  
  941. 217
  942. 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,088
  943. - Get this out the way.
  944. - Hey, Martha.
  945.  
  946. 218
  947. 00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:38,505
  948. - Mm-hmm.
  949. -You want a beer?
  950.  
  951. 219
  952. 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,380
  953. Uh, no, no. Thanks so much.
  954.  
  955. 220
  956. 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:42,796
  957. - Let's do it! Here we go!
  958. - Okay, let's go.
  959.  
  960. 221
  961. 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,921
  962. Oh, snacks!
  963.  
  964. 222
  965. 00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,255
  966. Mm-hmm. There you go.
  967.  
  968. 223
  969. 00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:47,171
  970. Sorry about the intrusion.
  971.  
  972. 224
  973. 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,171
  974. No, that's fine.
  975. That's absolutely fine.
  976.  
  977. 225
  978. 00:12:49,255 --> 00:12:53,463
  979. I really love having strange men
  980. in my house at all hours of the night.
  981.  
  982. 226
  983. 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,755
  984. But who is that?
  985.  
  986. 227
  987. 00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:01,671
  988. Oh, that's, uh, Ben.
  989. He's Sheryl's gardener.
  990.  
  991. 228
  992. 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:03,046
  993. - Really?
  994.  
  995. 229
  996. 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,463
  997. - God.
  998. - Uh-huh.
  999.  
  1000. 230
  1001. 00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:05,588
  1002. Uh-huh.
  1003.  
  1004. 231
  1005. 00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:07,088
  1006. Okay, thank you.
  1007.  
  1008. 232
  1009. 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,130
  1010. -All right.
  1011. -All right. Come on. Ante up now.
  1012.  
  1013. 233
  1014. 00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:12,213
  1015. - What is this?
  1016. - No, that's rubbish.
  1017.  
  1018. 234
  1019. 00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:14,046
  1020. Oh.
  1021.  
  1022. 235
  1023. 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,255
  1024. -Evening, ma'am.
  1025. -Evening.
  1026.  
  1027. 236
  1028. 00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,046
  1029. I just wanted to follow up on your call.
  1030.  
  1031. 237
  1032. 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,296
  1033. Oh, well, don't worry.
  1034. Everything's absolutely fine now.
  1035.  
  1036. 238
  1037. 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,671
  1038. -No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not.
  1039. -Huh?
  1040.  
  1041. 239
  1042. 00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:23,296
  1043. It's never that quiet over there.
  1044.  
  1045. 240
  1046. 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,213
  1047. I didn't see anyone in the house,
  1048.  
  1049. 241
  1050. 00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:28,296
  1051. but there were clear signs of subterfuge.
  1052.  
  1053. 242
  1054. 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,296
  1055. Subterfuge?
  1056.  
  1057. 243
  1058. 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,046
  1059. Yes, ma'am.
  1060. It's like chicanery or evasion.
  1061.  
  1062. 244
  1063. 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:35,505
  1064. I just want you to know
  1065. that Dorris and I will be on stake-out.
  1066.  
  1067. 245
  1068. 00:13:37,005 --> 00:13:40,421
  1069. - Mm-hmm.
  1070. -Thank you. All right, bye.
  1071.  
  1072. 246
  1073. 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,213
  1074. - That's for me, Hank.
  1075. - All right.
  1076.  
  1077. 247
  1078. 00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:45,963
  1079. Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl.
  1080.  
  1081. 248
  1082. 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,046
  1083. Hey, Martha!
  1084.  
  1085. 249
  1086. 00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:48,671
  1087. You want a beer?
  1088.  
  1089. 250
  1090. 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,380
  1091. - You wanna play? We're raising.
  1092.  
  1093. 251
  1094. 00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:53,296
  1095. Good night, everyone.
  1096.  
  1097. 252
  1098. 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,796
  1099. - Bye now.
  1100. -We'll whisper.
  1101.  
  1102. 253
  1103. 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,921
  1104. -Pay up, boys!
  1105. -Just shut up!
  1106.  
  1107. 254
  1108. 00:14:02,838 --> 00:14:04,796
  1109. God, I can't take it.
  1110.  
  1111. 255
  1112. 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,005
  1113. - Hey!
  1114.  
  1115. 256
  1116. 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,338
  1117. -Hey there!
  1118. -Oh, whoa!
  1119.  
  1120. 257
  1121. 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,755
  1122. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
  1123.  
  1124. 258
  1125. 00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,421
  1126. -Yeah, hi, hello.
  1127. -Hey.
  1128.  
  1129. 259
  1130. 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,630
  1131. I wanna take you to lunch.
  1132.  
  1133. 260
  1134. 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,546
  1135. -That isn't really necessary.
  1136. -To say thank you for last night.
  1137.  
  1138. 261
  1139. 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,088
  1140. -Whoa! What a night, right?
  1141. -Come on, I don't take no for an answer!
  1142.  
  1143. 262
  1144. 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,296
  1145. I gathered that.
  1146.  
  1147. 263
  1148. 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,713
  1149. I bet you haven't got other plans.
  1150.  
  1151. 264
  1152. 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,755
  1153. -Okay, fine.
  1154. -Then hop in.
  1155.  
  1156. 265
  1157. 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:36,005
  1158. -Hop in. We'll be late.
  1159. -I got it. I'll get in right now.
  1160.  
  1161. 266
  1162. 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,130
  1163. -This'll be...
  1164. -I promise you'll love it.
  1165.  
  1166. 267
  1167. 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,338
  1168. <i>♪ Playing with the Queen of Hearts ♪</i>
  1169.  
  1170. 268
  1171. 00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,755
  1172. So what brings you
  1173. to Sun Springs?
  1174.  
  1175. 269
  1176. 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,880
  1177. Well, I heard really good things
  1178. about the  Southern Belles.
  1179.  
  1180. 270
  1181. 00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,421
  1182. - The Southern Belles.
  1183. -Yeah.
  1184.  
  1185. 271
  1186. 00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:51,796
  1187. Gimme a break.
  1188.  
  1189. 272
  1190. 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,130
  1191. Bunch of mean, old gals
  1192. and their stupid club.
  1193.  
  1194. 273
  1195. 00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:56,463
  1196. - Sheryl!
  1197. -Hi!
  1198.  
  1199. 274
  1200. 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,588
  1201. Good to see ya!
  1202.  
  1203. 275
  1204. 00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,546
  1205. Hey.
  1206.  
  1207. 276
  1208. 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,046
  1209. What clubs do you belong to?
  1210.  
  1211. 277
  1212. 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,338
  1213. Well, I just turn up,
  1214. pretend I'm interested,
  1215.  
  1216. 278
  1217. 00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,921
  1218. and eat all the free food.
  1219.  
  1220. 279
  1221. 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,171
  1222. Will we be seeing you perform
  1223. at the Senior Showcase
  1224.  
  1225. 280
  1226. 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,630
  1227. I've heard so much about?
  1228.  
  1229. 281
  1230. 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,588
  1231. Oh, no.
  1232.  
  1233. 282
  1234. 00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,338
  1235. My only talents are poker and poking.
  1236.  
  1237. 283
  1238. 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,630
  1239. Poker and poking?
  1240.  
  1241. 284
  1242. 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,380
  1243. Where are you taking me?
  1244.  
  1245. 285
  1246. 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,255
  1247. The real perk about this place...
  1248.  
  1249. 286
  1250. 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,755
  1251. is that people are constantly dying.
  1252.  
  1253. 287
  1254. 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,963
  1255. They list all the funerals in the papers,
  1256.  
  1257. 288
  1258. 00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546
  1259. and there's always tons of free food.
  1260.  
  1261. 289
  1262. 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,921
  1263. -Here, put this in your purse.
  1264. -No, no, no, no. No.
  1265.  
  1266. 290
  1267. 00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,171
  1268. Put it in your own purse, okay?
  1269. Thanks.
  1270.  
  1271. 291
  1272. 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,963
  1273. Well, mine's already full.
  1274. Just shove it in.
  1275.  
  1276. 292
  1277. 00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,005
  1278. -No, I don't really want to.
  1279. -Oh, okay.
  1280.  
  1281. 293
  1282. 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,630
  1283. Shall we go pay our respects?
  1284.  
  1285. 294
  1286. 00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,463
  1287. -Okay, I'm outta here.
  1288. -Do you want to have a drink?
  1289.  
  1290. 295
  1291. 00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,880
  1292. No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
  1293. I'm outta here.
  1294.  
  1295. 296
  1296. 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838
  1297. <i>Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl!</i>
  1298.  
  1299. 297
  1300. 00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046
  1301. <i>We're going to bingo</i>
  1302. <i>and we'd love for you to join us.</i>
  1303.  
  1304. 298
  1305. 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,588
  1306. <i>There's some great prizes!</i>
  1307.  
  1308. 299
  1309. 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,421
  1310. <i>Listen, I'm sorry</i>
  1311.  
  1312. 300
  1313. 00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,255
  1314. about taking you to that wake.
  1315.  
  1316. 301
  1317. 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,671
  1318. I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry.
  1319.  
  1320. 302
  1321. 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,671
  1322. It was...
  1323.  
  1324. 303
  1325. 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,588
  1326. Anyway,
  1327.  
  1328. 304
  1329. 00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,171
  1330. <i>give me a call, would you?</i>
  1331.  
  1332. 305
  1333. 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,505
  1334. <i>I haven't seen you.</i>
  1335.  
  1336. 306
  1337. 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,880
  1338. <i>I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun.</i>
  1339.  
  1340. 307
  1341. 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:57,171
  1342. <i>Oh, hi, Martha.</i>
  1343. <i>I was hoping you'd pick up.</i>
  1344.  
  1345. 308
  1346. 00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,046
  1347. <i>We're going bowling</i>
  1348. <i>and we'd love you to join us.</i>
  1349.  
  1350. 309
  1351. 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,088
  1352. <i>I can teach you.</i>
  1353.  
  1354. 310
  1355. 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,005
  1356. <i>It's simple. It's all in the wrist.</i>
  1357.  
  1358. 311
  1359. 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,796
  1360. <i>So give a call, why don't you?</i>
  1361.  
  1362. 312
  1363. 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046
  1364. Bye!
  1365.  
  1366. 313
  1367. 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,213
  1368. Oh.
  1369.  
  1370. 314
  1371. 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:17,421
  1372. Oh.
  1373.  
  1374. 315
  1375. 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671
  1376. <i>I'm Tim Nichols.</i>
  1377.  
  1378. 316
  1379. 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255
  1380. <i>Now, death can be expensive.</i>
  1381.  
  1382. 317
  1383. 00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505
  1384. <i>There's the embalming, the caskets,</i>
  1385.  
  1386. 318
  1387. 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,713
  1388. <i>the flowers,</i>
  1389. <i>the funeral and cemetery fees,</i>
  1390.  
  1391. 319
  1392. 00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421
  1393. <i>just to name a few.</i>
  1394.  
  1395. 320
  1396. 00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,963
  1397. <i>If you ever wondered</i>
  1398. <i>if there's a better way,</i>
  1399.  
  1400. 321
  1401. 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,171
  1402. <i>well, now there is.</i>
  1403.  
  1404. 322
  1405. 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796
  1406. <i>Send your loved one off in style</i>
  1407. <i>by sending their ashes up</i>
  1408.  
  1409. 323
  1410. 00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,755
  1411. <i>in one of our custom-made</i>
  1412. <i>funeral fireworks.</i>
  1413.  
  1414. 324
  1415. 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005
  1416. <i>I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it.</i>
  1417.  
  1418. 325
  1419. 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505
  1420. What?
  1421.  
  1422. 326
  1423. 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,463
  1424. What?
  1425.  
  1426. 327
  1427. 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630
  1428. Oh, my God, what is this?
  1429.  
  1430. 328
  1431. 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,088
  1432. What the hell are you doing?!
  1433.  
  1434. 329
  1435. 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421
  1436. What am I doing?
  1437.  
  1438. 330
  1439. 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,338
  1440. Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar!
  1441.  
  1442. 331
  1443. 00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,588
  1444. You haven't been out of this place
  1445. for days!
  1446.  
  1447. 332
  1448. 00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546
  1449. I thought you'd slipped in the shower
  1450. or something.
  1451.  
  1452. 333
  1453. 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,588
  1454. I was worried the cats
  1455. were getting at you.
  1456.  
  1457. 334
  1458. 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796
  1459. I don't have cats.
  1460.  
  1461. 335
  1462. 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,713
  1463. Jesus Christ!
  1464.  
  1465. 336
  1466. 00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171
  1467. -You could've killed me with that thing!
  1468. -I know.
  1469.  
  1470. 337
  1471. 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796
  1472. Who are you?
  1473.  
  1474. 338
  1475. 00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,338
  1476. Let's have some wine.
  1477.  
  1478. 339
  1479. 00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,588
  1480. -Come on, let's sit down.
  1481. -Oh!
  1482.  
  1483. 340
  1484. 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880
  1485. Okay, yeah.
  1486.  
  1487. 341
  1488. 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,838
  1489. Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
  1490.  
  1491. 342
  1492. 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,005
  1493. I'm really sorry
  1494. about being such a bitch at the wake.
  1495.  
  1496. 343
  1497. 00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,380
  1498. I was mad about something else,
  1499. and, you know,
  1500.  
  1501. 344
  1502. 00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:01,796
  1503. I shouldn't have
  1504. taken it out on you, and...
  1505.  
  1506. 345
  1507. 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755
  1508. No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do.
  1509.  
  1510. 346
  1511. 00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:08,088
  1512. You're a grown-ass woman.
  1513. You can do whatever you want.
  1514.  
  1515. 347
  1516. 00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005
  1517. Yeah.
  1518.  
  1519. 348
  1520. 00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421
  1521. What's this?
  1522.  
  1523. 349
  1524. 00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,088
  1525. Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk.
  1526.  
  1527. 350
  1528. 00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296
  1529. You were a cheerleader?
  1530.  
  1531. 351
  1532. 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,838
  1533. Oh, aren't you full of surprises?
  1534.  
  1535. 352
  1536. 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,213
  1537. Ms. Pep Squad.
  1538.  
  1539. 353
  1540. 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130
  1541. Queen of the campus.
  1542.  
  1543. 354
  1544. 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,338
  1545. Yeah, in another life,
  1546. I guess you'd call it.
  1547.  
  1548. 355
  1549. 00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380
  1550. I used to just come running home
  1551. so that I could practice all afternoon,
  1552.  
  1553. 356
  1554. 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,171
  1555. and it drove my mom totally crazy.
  1556.  
  1557. 357
  1558. 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005
  1559. That's how bad I wanted it.
  1560.  
  1561. 358
  1562. 00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338
  1563. Yeah.
  1564.  
  1565. 359
  1566. 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,963
  1567. And I tried out three times
  1568. and I never made the cut.
  1569.  
  1570. 360
  1571. 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046
  1572. But get this.
  1573.  
  1574. 361
  1575. 00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,963
  1576. Finally, in my senior year,
  1577.  
  1578. 362
  1579. 00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005
  1580. I made the varsity squad.
  1581.  
  1582. 363
  1583. 00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,255
  1584. Better late than never!
  1585.  
  1586. 364
  1587. 00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,880
  1588. Yeah. On the day before our first game...
  1589.  
  1590. 365
  1591. 00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:56,796
  1592. I found out
  1593. that my mother was very sick, so...
  1594.  
  1595. 366
  1596. 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,963
  1597. I, uh...
  1598.  
  1599. 367
  1600. 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,463
  1601. I quit the team, you know,
  1602. started to take care of her.
  1603.  
  1604. 368
  1605. 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171
  1606. Man, you know.  Oh, my God. I...
  1607.  
  1608. 369
  1609. 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255
  1610. You know, I never...
  1611.  
  1612. 370
  1613. 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,255
  1614. I never did perform.
  1615.  
  1616. 371
  1617. 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546
  1618. - Oh.
  1619. -No, that's...
  1620.  
  1621. 372
  1622. 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546
  1623. Maybe you should give it another shot.
  1624.  
  1625. 373
  1626. 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,338
  1627. Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
  1628. have an opening, right?
  1629.  
  1630. 374
  1631. 00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880
  1632. Yeah.
  1633.  
  1634. 375
  1635. 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,088
  1636. -You know what?
  1637. -What?
  1638.  
  1639. 376
  1640. 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,213
  1641. I really love this.
  1642.  
  1643. 377
  1644. 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380
  1645. - Mm-hmm.
  1646. -I think it's kinda... sexy.
  1647.  
  1648. 378
  1649. 00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255
  1650. Don't you think?
  1651.  
  1652. 379
  1653. 00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,338
  1654. Uh, hey...
  1655.  
  1656. 380
  1657. 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,338
  1658. Could I borrow this?
  1659.  
  1660. 381
  1661. 00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,588
  1662. -No.
  1663.  
  1664. 382
  1665. 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880
  1666. No, I can't?
  1667.  
  1668. 383
  1669. 00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:40,880
  1670. -No, of course you can!
  1671.  
  1672. 384
  1673. 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:44,505
  1674. 'Cause I'm taking pictures
  1675. for my Jdate profile.
  1676.  
  1677. 385
  1678. 00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,005
  1679. I didn't know you were Jewish.
  1680.  
  1681. 386
  1682. 00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130
  1683. Oh, I'm not.
  1684.  
  1685. 387
  1686. 00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005
  1687. Hey.
  1688.  
  1689. 388
  1690. 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
  1691. I'm glad you're not cat food.
  1692.  
  1693. 389
  1694. 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,963
  1695. Yeah, thanks.
  1696.  
  1697. 390
  1698. 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296
  1699. -See ya.
  1700. -Yeah, see you.
  1701.  
  1702. 391
  1703. 00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:47,963
  1704. Hello?
  1705.  
  1706. 392
  1707. 00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,755
  1708. -Hello?
  1709. -Hey. Shh.
  1710.  
  1711. 393
  1712. 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,755
  1713. Sheryl's not here.
  1714.  
  1715. 394
  1716. 00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,338
  1717. Who are you anyway? I mean...
  1718.  
  1719. 395
  1720. 00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,088
  1721. And don't give me that nonsense
  1722. about being the gardener--
  1723.  
  1724. 396
  1725. 00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,213
  1726. I live here. They don't let anyone
  1727. under 55 live here,
  1728.  
  1729. 397
  1730. 00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171
  1731. so I gotta keep a low profile.
  1732.  
  1733. 398
  1734. 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,088
  1735. Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young,
  1736. does she, huh?
  1737.  
  1738. 399
  1739. 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171
  1740. What?
  1741.  
  1742. 400
  1743. 00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,088
  1744. Oh.
  1745.  
  1746. 401
  1747. 00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,588
  1748. -What?
  1749. -Sheryl is my-- my grandma.
  1750.  
  1751. 402
  1752. 00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505
  1753. Oh.
  1754.  
  1755. 403
  1756. 00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,088
  1757. Yeah.
  1758.  
  1759. 404
  1760. 00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,296
  1761. And where is she anyway, huh?
  1762.  
  1763. 405
  1764. 00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921
  1765. She substitute teaches at my school
  1766.  
  1767. 406
  1768. 00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,463
  1769. when she needs the extra cash,
  1770. so she's down there.
  1771.  
  1772. 407
  1773. 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,588
  1774. Sheryl's a teacher?
  1775.  
  1776. 408
  1777. 00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,963
  1778. If you can call it that.
  1779. I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.
  1780.  
  1781. 409
  1782. 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,338
  1783. It's kinda humiliating.
  1784.  
  1785. 410
  1786. 00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,130
  1787. Miss Ferris is away sick,
  1788. so we'll be watching a movie.
  1789.  
  1790. 411
  1791. 00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,588
  1792. -Yes?
  1793. -What's the movie?
  1794.  
  1795. 412
  1796. 00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,588
  1797. It's an educational video
  1798.  
  1799. 413
  1800. 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,588
  1801. about the dangers of STDs.
  1802.  
  1803. 414
  1804. 00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,713
  1805. Are you even qualified to be teaching us?
  1806.  
  1807. 415
  1808. 00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,088
  1809. What's your name?
  1810.  
  1811. 416
  1812. 00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005
  1813. Chloe.
  1814.  
  1815. 417
  1816. 00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,463
  1817. Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia
  1818. has surprisingly low standards
  1819.  
  1820. 418
  1821. 00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171
  1822. for substitute teachers.
  1823.  
  1824. 419
  1825. 00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755
  1826. If you've got a problem with that,
  1827.  
  1828. 420
  1829. 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171
  1830. you take it up with your congressman.
  1831.  
  1832. 421
  1833. 00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421
  1834. Okay, but we're supposed to be studying
  1835. <i>Romeo and Juliet.</i>
  1836.  
  1837. 422
  1838. 00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,963
  1839. Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.
  1840.  
  1841. 423
  1842. 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,588
  1843. <i>So you wanna have sex?</i>
  1844.  
  1845. 424
  1846. 00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,505
  1847. <i>You should know</i>
  1848. <i>what's up before getting down.</i>
  1849.  
  1850. 425
  1851. 00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:06,588
  1852. <i>♪ Yeah!</i> ♪
  1853.  
  1854. 426
  1855. 00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:09,421
  1856. <i>♪ Sex can be fun, but there's STDs ♪</i>
  1857.  
  1858. 427
  1859. 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,505
  1860. <i>♪ Some can be cured</i>
  1861. <i>But some you can't treat ♪</i>
  1862.  
  1863. 428
  1864. 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,755
  1865. <i>♪ Uh-oh, herpes! Oh, no, hep B! ♪</i>
  1866.  
  1867. 429
  1868. 00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:18,755
  1869. <i>♪ Whoa, oh! What if it's HIV? ♪</i>
  1870.  
  1871. 430
  1872. 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,213
  1873. And one, two, three, four...
  1874.  
  1875. 431
  1876. 00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296
  1877. So you're a teacher, huh?
  1878.  
  1879. 432
  1880. 00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:27,713
  1881. Well, I like to think of myself
  1882. as more of a life coach.
  1883.  
  1884. 433
  1885. 00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,713
  1886. I was a teacher.
  1887.  
  1888. 434
  1889. 00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630
  1890. -Yeah?
  1891. -Yes, yes.
  1892.  
  1893. 435
  1894. 00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,005
  1895. Do you ever miss it?
  1896.  
  1897. 436
  1898. 00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380
  1899. Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours
  1900. were long and the pay was ridiculous,
  1901.  
  1902. 437
  1903. 00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,588
  1904. but yeah, I guess I...
  1905.  
  1906. 438
  1907. 00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,088
  1908. I guess miss it.
  1909.  
  1910. 439
  1911. 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,880
  1912. So, what are you doing here?
  1913.  
  1914. 440
  1915. 00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421
  1916. I have an announcement to make.
  1917.  
  1918. 441
  1919. 00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,213
  1920. We're starting a cheerleading club
  1921. at Sun Springs.
  1922.  
  1923. 442
  1924. 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755
  1925. Is that the set-up or the punchline?
  1926.  
  1927. 443
  1928. 00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,005
  1929. No, no, no. I'm really serious, right?
  1930.  
  1931. 444
  1932. 00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,713
  1933. I mean, I have to join a club.
  1934.  
  1935. 445
  1936. 00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,713
  1937. I don't like any of their clubs, so...
  1938.  
  1939. 446
  1940. 00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,421
  1941. I'm creating my own.
  1942.  
  1943. 447
  1944. 00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505
  1945. -Yes, come on, seriously!
  1946.  
  1947. 448
  1948. 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,505
  1949. You do know how old you are.
  1950.  
  1951. 449
  1952. 00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:10,880
  1953. What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn
  1954. a few moves. There's nothing to it. I--
  1955.  
  1956. 450
  1957. 00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:12,630
  1958. Hey, what's this "we"?
  1959.  
  1960. 451
  1961. 00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,338
  1962. I know this sounds so crazy, but I...
  1963.  
  1964. 452
  1965. 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,213
  1966. I can't do it without you.
  1967.  
  1968. 453
  1969. 00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380
  1970. What's in it for me?
  1971.  
  1972. 454
  1973. 00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:21,505
  1974. Well, what do you want?
  1975.  
  1976. 455
  1977. 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130
  1978. I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He--
  1979.  
  1980. 456
  1981. 00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:28,421
  1982. All of the other kids
  1983. have got their license.
  1984.  
  1985. 457
  1986. 00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,713
  1987. I think he's embarrassed.
  1988.  
  1989. 458
  1990. 00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171
  1991. I'd teach him myself,
  1992. but I don't have a car.
  1993.  
  1994. 459
  1995. 00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,588
  1996. Yeah, no, I can't do that.
  1997.  
  1998. 460
  1999. 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,838
  2000. Cannot do that.
  2001.  
  2002. 461
  2003. 00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:37,588
  2004. Well, that's the deal.
  2005. Take it or leave it.
  2006.  
  2007. 462
  2008. 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,338
  2009. You're the one who told me I should
  2010. take up cheerleading again, right?
  2011.  
  2012. 463
  2013. 00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671
  2014. Well, I-I didn't mean literally.
  2015.  
  2016. 464
  2017. 00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,088
  2018. It was more of a metaphor for, you know,
  2019. getting laid or something.
  2020.  
  2021. 465
  2022. 00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546
  2023. -You know.
  2024.  
  2025. 466
  2026. 00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,338
  2027. So next up we have
  2028. Martha Walker's application.
  2029.  
  2030. 467
  2031. 00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505
  2032. Okay.
  2033.  
  2034. 468
  2035. 00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380
  2036. Um...
  2037.  
  2038. 469
  2039. 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,213
  2040. We're starting a cheerleading club.
  2041.  
  2042. 470
  2043. 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921
  2044. Well.
  2045.  
  2046. 471
  2047. 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296
  2048. But who will you be cheering for?
  2049.  
  2050. 472
  2051. 00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:09,630
  2052. Ourselves.
  2053.  
  2054. 473
  2055. 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,463
  2056. And, of course, we will be performing
  2057. for the Senior Showcase.
  2058.  
  2059. 474
  2060. 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,671
  2061. Oh, will you?
  2062.  
  2063. 475
  2064. 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,588
  2065. Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this.
  2066.  
  2067. 476
  2068. 00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755
  2069. Oh, come off it! Why not?
  2070.  
  2071. 477
  2072. 00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:25,630
  2073. Well, insurance, for one thing.
  2074.  
  2075. 478
  2076. 00:25:25,713 --> 00:25:28,421
  2077. There's nothing dangerous about this.
  2078. It's just for fun.
  2079.  
  2080. 479
  2081. 00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,338
  2082. Well, we also have
  2083. Sun Spring's reputation to think about.
  2084.  
  2085. 480
  2086. 00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130
  2087. It's cheerleading, not pole dancing.
  2088.  
  2089. 481
  2090. 00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546
  2091. Sorry.
  2092.  
  2093. 482
  2094. 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,713
  2095. Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha?
  2096.  
  2097. 483
  2098. 00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796
  2099. Not exactly.
  2100.  
  2101. 484
  2102. 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,213
  2103. Well, I was.
  2104.  
  2105. 485
  2106. 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005
  2107. Captain of my squad.
  2108.  
  2109. 486
  2110. 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,463
  2111. What a surprise!
  2112.  
  2113. 487
  2114. 00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421
  2115. And it's a lot more physically demanding
  2116. than people realize.
  2117.  
  2118. 488
  2119. 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255
  2120. Even for younger women.
  2121.  
  2122. 489
  2123. 00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880
  2124. And may I suggest that you form a club
  2125. that's a little more...
  2126.  
  2127. 490
  2128. 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630
  2129. age appropriate.
  2130.  
  2131. 491
  2132. 00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,796
  2133. Well, I do believe that you told me
  2134. that if I...
  2135.  
  2136. 492
  2137. 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546
  2138. if I didn't find a club
  2139. that I really liked, I could start my own.
  2140.  
  2141. 493
  2142. 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130
  2143. Uh...
  2144.  
  2145. 494
  2146. 00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,921
  2147. - How many members do you have?
  2148. -So far...
  2149.  
  2150. 495
  2151. 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,505
  2152. Uh...
  2153.  
  2154. 496
  2155. 00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:19,255
  2156. Just two.
  2157.  
  2158. 497
  2159. 00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:22,213
  2160. I'm sorry.
  2161.  
  2162. 498
  2163. 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130
  2164. You need eight members
  2165. to form an official club.
  2166.  
  2167. 499
  2168. 00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,463
  2169. Well, then,
  2170. we're gonna find eight members.
  2171.  
  2172. 500
  2173. 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505
  2174. Hi, I'm Olive.
  2175.  
  2176. 501
  2177. 00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921
  2178. I don't have any cheerleading experience,
  2179.  
  2180. 502
  2181. 00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421
  2182. but my husband and I,
  2183. we take a tango class.
  2184.  
  2185. 503
  2186. 00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421
  2187. Oh.
  2188.  
  2189. 504
  2190. 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005
  2191. It was either tango or a divorce, so--
  2192.  
  2193. 505
  2194. 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,630
  2195. You could just show us what you've got.
  2196.  
  2197. 506
  2198. 00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,088
  2199. Let me begin.
  2200.  
  2201. 507
  2202. 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,546
  2203. <i>♪ When marimba rhythms start to play ♪</i>
  2204.  
  2205. 508
  2206. 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,838
  2207. <i>♪ Dance with me ♪</i>
  2208.  
  2209. 509
  2210. 00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:53,463
  2211. <i>♪ Make me sway ♪</i>
  2212.  
  2213. 510
  2214. 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,588
  2215. <i>♪ Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore ♪</i>
  2216.  
  2217. 511
  2218. 00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,713
  2219. <i>♪ Hold me close ♪</i>
  2220.  
  2221. 512
  2222. 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,338
  2223. <i>♪ Sway me more ♪</i>
  2224.  
  2225. 513
  2226. 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,213
  2227. -That was fantastic!
  2228. -Sweet.
  2229.  
  2230. 514
  2231. 00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671
  2232. -Whoo!
  2233. <i>-♪ Let's go, girls ♪</i>
  2234.  
  2235. 515
  2236. 00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:13,630
  2237. <i>♪ Come on ♪</i>
  2238.  
  2239. 516
  2240. 00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,213
  2241. Wow!
  2242.  
  2243. 517
  2244. 00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:20,630
  2245. <i>♪ I'm going out tonight</i>
  2246. <i>I'm feelin' all right ♪</i>
  2247.  
  2248. 518
  2249. 00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,630
  2250. <i>♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪</i>
  2251.  
  2252. 519
  2253. 00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:26,505
  2254. <i>♪ Want to make some noise ♪</i>
  2255.  
  2256. 520
  2257. 00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,505
  2258. -Woo-hoo!
  2259. -<i>♪ Really raise my voice ♪</i>
  2260.  
  2261. 521
  2262. 00:27:28,588 --> 00:27:32,296
  2263. <i>♪ Yeah, I want to scream and shout ♪</i>
  2264.  
  2265. 522
  2266. 00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,088
  2267. Oh!
  2268.  
  2269. 523
  2270. 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,338
  2271. I don't know
  2272. what to say about this one.
  2273.  
  2274. 524
  2275. 00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755
  2276. <i>Namaste.</i>
  2277.  
  2278. 525
  2279. 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046
  2280. <i>Namaste.</i>
  2281.  
  2282. 526
  2283. 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,588
  2284. Oh. N-nstay.
  2285.  
  2286. 527
  2287. 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,963
  2288. <i>Namaste.</i>
  2289.  
  2290. 528
  2291. 00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921
  2292. <i>Namaste,</i> excuse me. <i>Namaste.</i>
  2293.  
  2294. 529
  2295. 00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,463
  2296. Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!
  2297.  
  2298. 530
  2299. 00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755
  2300. Take it away!
  2301.  
  2302. 531
  2303. 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,296
  2304. <i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>
  2305.  
  2306. 532
  2307. 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,921
  2308. <i>♪ It's all in me ♪</i>
  2309.  
  2310. 533
  2311. 00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,171
  2312. <i>♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪</i>
  2313.  
  2314. 534
  2315. 00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,255
  2316. <i>♪ I'll do it naturally ♪</i>
  2317.  
  2318. 535
  2319. 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,380
  2320. <i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>
  2321.  
  2322. 536
  2323. 00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:39,171
  2324. -Uh-huh.
  2325. -Oh, yeah.
  2326.  
  2327. 537
  2328. 00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,505
  2329. <i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>
  2330.  
  2331. 538
  2332. 00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880
  2333. Whoa!
  2334.  
  2335. 539
  2336. 00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,088
  2337. <i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>
  2338.  
  2339. 540
  2340. 00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796
  2341. I haven't done that in years.
  2342.  
  2343. 541
  2344. 00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255
  2345. Wow, that was great.
  2346.  
  2347. 542
  2348. 00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:25,963
  2349. Where did you learn to do that?
  2350.  
  2351. 543
  2352. 00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,463
  2353. I was Miss Carney County...
  2354.  
  2355. 544
  2356. 00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880
  2357. runner-up.
  2358.  
  2359. 545
  2360. 00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,505
  2361. 1953.
  2362.  
  2363. 546
  2364. 00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,880
  2365. -Mmm.
  2366. -What did the winner do?
  2367.  
  2368. 547
  2369. 00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:37,421
  2370. Had sex with the judges.
  2371.  
  2372. 548
  2373. 00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505
  2374. -Oh.
  2375.  
  2376. 549
  2377. 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755
  2378. Here. No speeding, okay?
  2379.  
  2380. 550
  2381. 00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:46,921
  2382. Do exactly what I tell you to do
  2383. when I tell you to do it.
  2384.  
  2385. 551
  2386. 00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546
  2387. Now you've got that? You got it?
  2388.  
  2389. 552
  2390. 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005
  2391. -Got it.
  2392. -Okay.
  2393.  
  2394. 553
  2395. 00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:54,171
  2396. What you're going to do
  2397. is you're going to back up
  2398.  
  2399. 554
  2400. 00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:57,171
  2401. and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead.
  2402.  
  2403. 555
  2404. 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,338
  2405. Look, that's good. That's good.
  2406. Back up a little.
  2407.  
  2408. 556
  2409. 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,713
  2410. Nice and easy. Pretty good.
  2411. Right there, that's enough.
  2412.  
  2413. 557
  2414. 00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130
  2415. Now, I want you to pull forward
  2416. and signal.
  2417.  
  2418. 558
  2419. 00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,505
  2420. Okay? Pull forward.
  2421.  
  2422. 559
  2423. 00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546
  2424. Oh!
  2425.  
  2426. 560
  2427. 00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,088
  2428. Okay.
  2429.  
  2430. 561
  2431. 00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,713
  2432. You ran right into me!
  2433. Do you know how to drive?
  2434.  
  2435. 562
  2436. 00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755
  2437. Not really.
  2438.  
  2439. 563
  2440. 00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:17,546
  2441. Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me!
  2442.  
  2443. 564
  2444. 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,713
  2445. Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just
  2446. get the insurance. It'll be fine.
  2447.  
  2448. 565
  2449. 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
  2450. I'm sorry, I...
  2451.  
  2452. 566
  2453. 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255
  2454. -Ugh.
  2455. - That's crazy.
  2456.  
  2457. 567
  2458. 00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,255
  2459. <i>♪ Oogum oogum boogum boogum ♪</i>
  2460.  
  2461. 568
  2462. 00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:33,005
  2463. <i>♪ Boogum, now, baby</i>
  2464. <i>You're castin' your spell on me ♪</i>
  2465.  
  2466. 569
  2467. 00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,963
  2468. Aren't you hungry?
  2469.  
  2470. 570
  2471. 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796
  2472. No, I'm fine. I-I don't...
  2473.  
  2474. 571
  2475. 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046
  2476. really have much of an appetite
  2477. right now. So...
  2478.  
  2479. 572
  2480. 00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546
  2481. It must've been embarrassing for you
  2482. back there, huh?
  2483.  
  2484. 573
  2485. 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,463
  2486. It's fine.
  2487.  
  2488. 574
  2489. 00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,088
  2490. They all think I'm a weirdo anyway.
  2491.  
  2492. 575
  2493. 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,713
  2494. Why?
  2495.  
  2496. 576
  2497. 00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,963
  2498. 'Cause I live in a retirement community.
  2499.  
  2500. 577
  2501. 00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380
  2502. Yeah, I mean, why do you live here?
  2503.  
  2504. 578
  2505. 00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171
  2506. My parents weren't really
  2507. the parenting... types.
  2508.  
  2509. 579
  2510. 00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,713
  2511. -Can I ask you something?
  2512. -Yeah, shoot. Yeah.
  2513.  
  2514. 580
  2515. 00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:12,338
  2516. Why did you move to Sun Springs?
  2517.  
  2518. 581
  2519. 00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,296
  2520. I don't know.
  2521. I guess I just wanted to get away.
  2522.  
  2523. 582
  2524. 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255
  2525. I wanted to simplify my life.
  2526.  
  2527. 583
  2528. 00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671
  2529. Is it working?
  2530.  
  2531. 584
  2532. 00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005
  2533. Not really.
  2534.  
  2535. 585
  2536. 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,005
  2537. -Right.
  2538.  
  2539. 586
  2540. 00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,713
  2541. Oh, God, you know what?
  2542.  
  2543. 587
  2544. 00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880
  2545. We're still one woman short.
  2546.  
  2547. 588
  2548. 00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:34,630
  2549. Well, it's probably for the best.
  2550.  
  2551. 589
  2552. 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255
  2553. I mean, I love those gals...
  2554.  
  2555. 590
  2556. 00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:38,921
  2557. -Uh-huh.
  2558. -But, oh, let's face it!
  2559.  
  2560. 591
  2561. 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296
  2562. They're not really cheerleaders.
  2563.  
  2564. 592
  2565. 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,838
  2566. You know, you're supposed to be
  2567. helping me, right?
  2568.  
  2569. 593
  2570. 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:47,463
  2571. Remember, six women
  2572. signed up for the try-outs, but--
  2573.  
  2574. 594
  2575. 00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921
  2576. Only five showed up.
  2577.  
  2578. 595
  2579. 00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880
  2580. So, who's the sixth?
  2581.  
  2582. 596
  2583. 00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,588
  2584. Nice place you got here.
  2585. It's very...
  2586.  
  2587. 597
  2588. 00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880
  2589. themed.
  2590.  
  2591. 598
  2592. 00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:00,880
  2593. Oh, yes.
  2594.  
  2595. 599
  2596. 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,671
  2597. My husband, he enjoys the game.
  2598.  
  2599. 600
  2600. 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,796
  2601. Oh, do you play golf, by the way?
  2602.  
  2603. 601
  2604. 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,088
  2605. -Oh, no!
  2606. - No?
  2607.  
  2608. 602
  2609. 00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,713
  2610. No.
  2611.  
  2612. 603
  2613. 00:32:10,713 --> 00:32:12,171
  2614. So, um, Alice,
  2615.  
  2616. 604
  2617. 00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,213
  2618. we notice you signed up
  2619. for the cheerleading try-outs.
  2620.  
  2621. 605
  2622. 00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755
  2623. Oh, yes, I saw your flyer.
  2624.  
  2625. 606
  2626. 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,796
  2627. It sounded fun.
  2628.  
  2629. 607
  2630. 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630
  2631. Oh, why didn't you come?
  2632.  
  2633. 608
  2634. 00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921
  2635. Well, I wanted to.
  2636.  
  2637. 609
  2638. 00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005
  2639. But my husband doesn't like me out
  2640. too much on my own.
  2641.  
  2642. 610
  2643. 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921
  2644. I took a sewing class last year,
  2645.  
  2646. 611
  2647. 00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,963
  2648. and he had to make his own dinners
  2649. on Wednesday nights.
  2650.  
  2651. 612
  2652. 00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,588
  2653. Well, that sounds traumatic, of course.
  2654.  
  2655. 613
  2656. 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255
  2657. What if we practiced in the morning,
  2658.  
  2659. 614
  2660. 00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:41,755
  2661. and then you could get home
  2662. in time for dinner?
  2663.  
  2664. 615
  2665. 00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:42,671
  2666. Yeah!
  2667.  
  2668. 616
  2669. 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,713
  2670. Yeah, well, it's not just that.
  2671.  
  2672. 617
  2673. 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630
  2674. -No?
  2675. -No.
  2676.  
  2677. 618
  2678. 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,213
  2679. -He's worried about the morality of it.
  2680. -The morality?
  2681.  
  2682. 619
  2683. 00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921
  2684. Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be
  2685. a cheerleader at my age
  2686.  
  2687. 620
  2688. 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,838
  2689. is either a slut or a whore.
  2690.  
  2691. 621
  2692. 00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130
  2693. -And probably both.
  2694.  
  2695. 622
  2696. 00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:58,713
  2697. Maybe he should just take
  2698. his caveman-like opinions
  2699.  
  2700. 623
  2701. 00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,463
  2702. -and shove them up his you know what.
  2703. -Hey!
  2704.  
  2705. 624
  2706. 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921
  2707. -I mean-- Oh, sorry.
  2708. -Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies.
  2709.  
  2710. 625
  2711. 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380
  2712. -looking for some clean, wholesome fun.
  2713. -Okay, yes.
  2714.  
  2715. 626
  2716. 00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046
  2717. What do ya say?
  2718.  
  2719. 627
  2720. 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005
  2721. Well, I always did
  2722. want to be a cheerleader.
  2723.  
  2724. 628
  2725. 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,213
  2726. Maybe I could ask him one more time.
  2727.  
  2728. 629
  2729. 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130
  2730. -Yeah.
  2731. -Yeah.
  2732.  
  2733. 630
  2734. 00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,630
  2735. -Okay.
  2736. -Go on.
  2737.  
  2738. 631
  2739. 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,713
  2740. Good luck.
  2741.  
  2742. 632
  2743. 00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,963
  2744. -"Good luck." Oh, my gosh.
  2745.  
  2746. 633
  2747. 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,713
  2748. She's a sweetheart.
  2749.  
  2750. 634
  2751. 00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630
  2752. She's very sweet.
  2753.  
  2754. 635
  2755. 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,838
  2756. Very sweet.
  2757.  
  2758. 636
  2759. 00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671
  2760. God, he really loves golf.
  2761.  
  2762. 637
  2763. 00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546
  2764. - He sounds like such an asshole.
  2765. - Okay, here she comes.
  2766.  
  2767. 638
  2768. 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046
  2769. So...
  2770.  
  2771. 639
  2772. 00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,088
  2773. -Did you ask him?
  2774. -I did.
  2775.  
  2776. 640
  2777. 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546
  2778. And? What'd he say?
  2779.  
  2780. 641
  2781. 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296
  2782. "Over my dead body!"
  2783.  
  2784. 642
  2785. 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,463
  2786. Oh, God.
  2787. That was fast, wasn't it?
  2788.  
  2789. 643
  2790. 00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880
  2791. A little too fast, if you ask me.
  2792.  
  2793. 644
  2794. 00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,838
  2795. No, he confused his meds.
  2796.  
  2797. 645
  2798. 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713
  2799. I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him.
  2800.  
  2801. 646
  2802. 00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380
  2803. Well, she always
  2804. wanted to be a cheerleader.
  2805.  
  2806. 647
  2807. 00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380
  2808. Oh, come on. The woman is devastated.
  2809.  
  2810. 648
  2811. 00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,171
  2812. I'm sure it was the last thing
  2813. that was on her mind.
  2814.  
  2815. 649
  2816. 00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:21,005
  2817. See you at practice.
  2818.  
  2819. 650
  2820. 00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:28,463
  2821. Hello, everyone!
  2822.  
  2823. 651
  2824. 00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:29,380
  2825. Hi!
  2826.  
  2827. 652
  2828. 00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630
  2829. -Good morning.
  2830. -Hi.
  2831.  
  2832. 653
  2833. 00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,546
  2834. - Morning.
  2835. -Wow, look at you all.
  2836.  
  2837. 654
  2838. 00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,796
  2839. I think we should try
  2840. something very simple to begin.
  2841.  
  2842. 655
  2843. 00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,421
  2844. So, if you don't mind,
  2845. I would really enjoy
  2846.  
  2847. 656
  2848. 00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,296
  2849. seeing you getting into a straight line.
  2850.  
  2851. 657
  2852. 00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,921
  2853. We're gonna try
  2854. some very simple positions.
  2855.  
  2856. 658
  2857. 00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963
  2858. Now, watch me.
  2859.  
  2860. 659
  2861. 00:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,421
  2862. So, it's on the count of three.
  2863.  
  2864. 660
  2865. 00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963
  2866. It's one, two, three, boom!
  2867.  
  2868. 661
  2869. 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,213
  2870. You got that? Straight arms!
  2871.  
  2872. 662
  2873. 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,755
  2874. One, two, three, boom!
  2875.  
  2876. 663
  2877. 00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,671
  2878. Jump!
  2879.  
  2880. 664
  2881. 00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,921
  2882. Not quite good.
  2883.  
  2884. 665
  2885. 00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838
  2886. -What-- what's the matter?
  2887.  
  2888. 666
  2889. 00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:00,755
  2890. I'm sorry.
  2891.  
  2892. 667
  2893. 00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,296
  2894. - I have a sore shoulder.
  2895. -You can't bend it?
  2896.  
  2897. 668
  2898. 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255
  2899. I had to take an aspirin...
  2900.  
  2901. 669
  2902. 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713
  2903. -Oh!
  2904. -Oh, honey!
  2905.  
  2906. 670
  2907. 00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,171
  2908. Can I put this down? I have--
  2909.  
  2910. 671
  2911. 00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838
  2912. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good.
  2913.  
  2914. 672
  2915. 00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,880
  2916. -I have to be careful!
  2917. - Hm?
  2918.  
  2919. 673
  2920. 00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005
  2921. I had my knee replaced last year.
  2922.  
  2923. 674
  2924. 00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,046
  2925. Well, that's-- No, that's perfectly fine.
  2926. You can just bend at your hips.
  2927.  
  2928. 675
  2929. 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213
  2930. I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy.
  2931.  
  2932. 676
  2933. 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088
  2934. When I jump too much, I get dizzy.
  2935.  
  2936. 677
  2937. 00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,171
  2938. -You do?
  2939. -Yeah.
  2940.  
  2941. 678
  2942. 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,671
  2943. Martha, maybe we should make a list
  2944. of everybody's conditions.
  2945.  
  2946. 679
  2947. 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,713
  2948. We're not making a list.
  2949.  
  2950. 680
  2951. 00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:35,713
  2952. -You got my dizziness down, right?
  2953. -Yeah, got that.
  2954.  
  2955. 681
  2956. 00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:36,713
  2957. And sciatica.
  2958.  
  2959. 682
  2960. 00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,046
  2961. -I have the sciatica.
  2962. -Oh, right.
  2963.  
  2964. 683
  2965. 00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213
  2966. - And my wrist.
  2967. -Oh!
  2968.  
  2969. 684
  2970. 00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,213
  2971. Did I mention I had chlamydia?
  2972.  
  2973. 685
  2974. 00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:45,213
  2975. Yeah, that and a shocking amount
  2976. of other personal information,
  2977.  
  2978. 686
  2979. 00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,505
  2980. so can we get back to rehearsing?
  2981.  
  2982. 687
  2983. 00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088
  2984. But what about you, Martha?
  2985.  
  2986. 688
  2987. 00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,755
  2988. Do you have anything to report?
  2989.  
  2990. 689
  2991. 00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,921
  2992. No. I'm fine. I'm actually-- I'm--
  2993.  
  2994. 690
  2995. 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963
  2996. I'm just as fit as a fiddle.
  2997.  
  2998. 691
  2999. 00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463
  3000. Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-- are you Martha?
  3001.  
  3002. 692
  3003. 00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,963
  3004. And you are who?
  3005.  
  3006. 693
  3007. 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,505
  3008. I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son.
  3009.  
  3010. 694
  3011. 00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,046
  3012. Is everything all right?
  3013.  
  3014. 695
  3015. 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,921
  3016. Well, no. Uh, it isn't.
  3017.  
  3018. 696
  3019. 00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088
  3020. My mother said she needs $100
  3021. for some cheerleading club?
  3022.  
  3023. 697
  3024. 00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338
  3025. Yeah, why is that any of your business?
  3026.  
  3027. 698
  3028. 00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,921
  3029. I handle my mother's finances.
  3030.  
  3031. 699
  3032. 00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213
  3033. Well, if Helen has a problem,
  3034.  
  3035. 700
  3036. 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,046
  3037. she can talk to me,
  3038. we'll work something out.
  3039.  
  3040. 701
  3041. 00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,671
  3042. -My mother doesn't need money. Okay?
  3043. -Okay.
  3044.  
  3045. 702
  3046. 00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,921
  3047. She's got plenty of money.
  3048. My father left her... quite a lot.
  3049.  
  3050. 703
  3051. 00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,921
  3052. It's up to me to make sure
  3053. she spends it wisely.
  3054.  
  3055. 704
  3056. 00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,921
  3057. Mmm.
  3058.  
  3059. 705
  3060. 00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380
  3061. I'm sure you're aware of the fact
  3062. that your mother is an adult.
  3063.  
  3064. 706
  3065. 00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130
  3066. Well, I don't know if you're aware,
  3067.  
  3068. 707
  3069. 00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088
  3070. but this place is a cesspool...
  3071.  
  3072. 708
  3073. 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,588
  3074. -...of con artists and salesmen.
  3075.  
  3076. 709
  3077. 00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713
  3078. All trying to take advantage
  3079. of gullible old women.
  3080.  
  3081. 710
  3082. 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,630
  3083. It's true!
  3084.  
  3085. 711
  3086. 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,421
  3087. Thank you, Carl.
  3088.  
  3089. 712
  3090. 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380
  3091. I can handle this, okay?
  3092.  
  3093. 713
  3094. 00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213
  3095. One hundred dollars.
  3096.  
  3097. 714
  3098. 00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838
  3099. For what?
  3100.  
  3101. 715
  3102. 00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,921
  3103. Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.
  3104.  
  3105. 716
  3106. 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963
  3107. Uniforms?
  3108.  
  3109. 717
  3110. 00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,421
  3111. -Yeah!
  3112.  
  3113. 718
  3114. 00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,546
  3115. Funny?
  3116.  
  3117. 719
  3118. 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,921
  3119. -You think that's funny?
  3120.  
  3121. 720
  3122. 00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588
  3123. A little. Yes.
  3124.  
  3125. 721
  3126. 00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,171
  3127. Nobody wants to see
  3128. a bunch of 80-year-olds
  3129.  
  3130. 722
  3131. 00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463
  3132. running around in short skirts.
  3133.  
  3134. 723
  3135. 00:37:16,546 --> 00:37:17,505
  3136. Uh-huh.
  3137.  
  3138. 724
  3139. 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755
  3140. It's not gonna happen.
  3141.  
  3142. 725
  3143. 00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338
  3144. Let's go.
  3145.  
  3146. 726
  3147. 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,838
  3148. <i>Martha, Vicki here.</i>
  3149.  
  3150. 727
  3151. 00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255
  3152. <i>The committee regretfully denies</i>
  3153.  
  3154. 728
  3155. 00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088
  3156. <i>your request for more time to rehearse</i>
  3157. <i>in the recreation center.</i>
  3158.  
  3159. 729
  3160. 00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338
  3161. <i>Now, I'm sure you understand.</i>
  3162.  
  3163. 730
  3164. 00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255
  3165. <i>We have to prioritize</i>
  3166. <i>the more established clubs</i>
  3167.  
  3168. 731
  3169. 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380
  3170. <i>-in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase.</i>
  3171.  
  3172. 732
  3173. 00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380
  3174. So, what's the first thing you're gonna do
  3175. when you get your driver's license?
  3176.  
  3177. 733
  3178. 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,671
  3179. -Got any hot dates planned?
  3180.  
  3181. 734
  3182. 00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,671
  3183. I don't even have a car.
  3184.  
  3185. 735
  3186. 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,796
  3187. Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one.
  3188.  
  3189. 736
  3190. 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130
  3191. -I have a job.
  3192. - Oh?
  3193.  
  3194. 737
  3195. 00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,796
  3196. But most of my money goes to Sheryl
  3197. to help out with the rent.
  3198.  
  3199. 738
  3200. 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255
  3201. I work at this pizza place.
  3202.  
  3203. 739
  3204. 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,338
  3205. So, hang on.
  3206. Why don't you come work for us?
  3207.  
  3208. 740
  3209. 00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,921
  3210. Because we need music in our rehearsals...
  3211.  
  3212. 741
  3213. 00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,046
  3214. -...and you'd be a great DJ.
  3215.  
  3216. 742
  3217. 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,921
  3218. No, thank you.
  3219.  
  3220. 743
  3221. 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,296
  3222. - Yes!
  3223. -I think it's embarrassing enough already.
  3224.  
  3225. 744
  3226. 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,046
  3227. No, come on.
  3228. How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?
  3229.  
  3230. 745
  3231. 00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,921
  3232. Huh?
  3233.  
  3234. 746
  3235. 00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338
  3236. I've gotta show you
  3237. something, here.
  3238.  
  3239. 747
  3240. 00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630
  3241. Mmm...
  3242.  
  3243. 748
  3244. 00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,005
  3245. Look at this!
  3246.  
  3247. 749
  3248. 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,296
  3249. Look at this, we got pom-poms!
  3250.  
  3251. 750
  3252. 00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,880
  3253. Great! Fantastic!
  3254.  
  3255. 751
  3256. 00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,630
  3257. Oh, my goodness!
  3258.  
  3259. 752
  3260. 00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005
  3261. All right, everybody?
  3262. Okay, you ready?
  3263.  
  3264. 753
  3265. 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,921
  3266. Okay, here I go.
  3267.  
  3268. 754
  3269. 00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588
  3270. Now, five, six, seven, eight.
  3271.  
  3272. 755
  3273. 00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:06,963
  3274. Jump one, hold two.
  3275.  
  3276. 756
  3277. 00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:08,588
  3278. Arms three, hold four.
  3279.  
  3280. 757
  3281. 00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:10,338
  3282. Hips five, six.
  3283.  
  3284. 758
  3285. 00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,213
  3286. Clap seven, punch eight!
  3287.  
  3288. 759
  3289. 00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,963
  3290. Got it? Should we do it again?
  3291. Want me to do it one more time for you?
  3292.  
  3293. 760
  3294. 00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:16,213
  3295. -Yeah, yeah.
  3296. -Okay.
  3297.  
  3298. 761
  3299. 00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:17,421
  3300. -This is crazy.
  3301. -Ready, and...
  3302.  
  3303. 762
  3304. 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,421
  3305. Jump one!
  3306.  
  3307. 763
  3308. 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255
  3309. Hold two, arms three.
  3310.  
  3311. 764
  3312. 00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713
  3313. Hold four.
  3314.  
  3315. 765
  3316. 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,130
  3317. Hips five, six.
  3318.  
  3319. 766
  3320. 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588
  3321. Clap seven.
  3322.  
  3323. 767
  3324. 00:39:26,671 --> 00:39:27,880
  3325. Punch eight!
  3326.  
  3327. 768
  3328. 00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,421
  3329. Do you think you have it? All right!
  3330.  
  3331. 769
  3332. 00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630
  3333. Know what we're gonna do?
  3334. Put this baby to music.
  3335.  
  3336. 770
  3337. 00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838
  3338. Ben, you got the music there?
  3339.  
  3340. 771
  3341. 00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:35,255
  3342. -I got it. Little old school but I got it.
  3343. -Yeah, yeah.
  3344.  
  3345. 772
  3346. 00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880
  3347. Thanks for the opinion. And here we go.
  3348.  
  3349. 773
  3350. 00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963
  3351. -Jump one.
  3352.  
  3353. 774
  3354. 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,338
  3355. Hold two. Arms three.
  3356.  
  3357. 775
  3358. 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,255
  3359. Hold four.
  3360.  
  3361. 776
  3362. 00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380
  3363. Hips five, six.
  3364.  
  3365. 777
  3366. 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755
  3367. Clap seven.
  3368.  
  3369. 778
  3370. 00:39:46,921 --> 00:39:48,296
  3371. Punch eight!
  3372.  
  3373. 779
  3374. 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,588
  3375. <i>♪ See the people walking down the street ♪</i>
  3376.  
  3377. 780
  3378. 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880
  3379. <i>♪ Fall in line</i>
  3380. <i>Just watchin' all their feet ♪</i>
  3381.  
  3382. 781
  3383. 00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:56,546
  3384. <i>♪ They don't know where they want to go ♪</i>
  3385.  
  3386. 782
  3387. 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,755
  3388. <i>♪ But they're walking in time ♪</i>
  3389.  
  3390. 783
  3391. 00:39:59,338 --> 00:40:00,588
  3392. <i>♪ They got the beat ♪</i>
  3393.  
  3394. 784
  3395. 00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:02,046
  3396. <i>♪ They got the beat ♪</i>
  3397.  
  3398. 785
  3399. 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,046
  3400. <i>♪ They got the beat ♪</i>
  3401.  
  3402. 786
  3403. 00:40:04,671 --> 00:40:06,838
  3404. <i>♪ Yeah, they got the beat ♪</i>
  3405.  
  3406. 787
  3407. 00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005
  3408. Keep going. Come on, you can do it!
  3409. Faster! You can do it even faster!
  3410.  
  3411. 788
  3412. 00:40:13,088 --> 00:40:16,088
  3413. <i>♪ All the kids</i>
  3414. <i>Just getting out of school ♪</i>
  3415.  
  3416. 789
  3417. 00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,338
  3418. <i>♪ They can't wait</i>
  3419. <i>To hang out and be cool ♪</i>
  3420.  
  3421. 790
  3422. 00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255
  3423. No! Oh, no, no, no!
  3424.  
  3425. 791
  3426. 00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380
  3427. Oh, no, no, no.
  3428.  
  3429. 792
  3430. 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880
  3431. Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top.
  3432.  
  3433. 793
  3434. 00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213
  3435. - Yup.
  3436.  
  3437. 794
  3438. 00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,421
  3439. -Come on!
  3440. - All right?
  3441.  
  3442. 795
  3443. 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713
  3444. Now look, Alice, here's the problem here.
  3445.  
  3446. 796
  3447. 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,838
  3448. I'm really sorry about this,
  3449. but you're too slow.
  3450.  
  3451. 797
  3452. 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,921
  3453. -You got--
  3454. -What bullshit!
  3455.  
  3456. 798
  3457. 00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838
  3458. Whoa.
  3459.  
  3460. 799
  3461. 00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088
  3462. Oh.
  3463.  
  3464. 800
  3465. 00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588
  3466. I'm sorry. Sorry.
  3467.  
  3468. 801
  3469. 00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963
  3470. My husband didn't like it when I cursed,
  3471.  
  3472. 802
  3473. 00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,463
  3474. so now that he's gone,
  3475. I'm gonna give it a shot.
  3476.  
  3477. 803
  3478. 00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,921
  3479. Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes
  3480. and cunnilingus.
  3481.  
  3482. 804
  3483. 00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,671
  3484. - Yeah, there you go!
  3485. -Yes!
  3486.  
  3487. 805
  3488. 00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755
  3489. Okay! Thanks for sharing.
  3490.  
  3491. 806
  3492. 00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,046
  3493. Okay, let's... let's go with this
  3494. one more time!
  3495.  
  3496. 807
  3497. 00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,046
  3498. Let's do it! You can do it!
  3499.  
  3500. 808
  3501. 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088
  3502. Cunnilingus! Go!
  3503.  
  3504. 809
  3505. 00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:03,880
  3506. <i>-♪ We got the beat ♪</i>
  3507. -<i>♪ We got the beat ♪</i>
  3508.  
  3509. 810
  3510. 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,380
  3511. <i>♪ We got the beat ♪</i>
  3512.  
  3513. 811
  3514. 00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713
  3515. -Bye, ladies.
  3516. -Hey!
  3517.  
  3518. 812
  3519. 00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:11,963
  3520. -See you later.
  3521. -See you later.
  3522.  
  3523. 813
  3524. 00:41:12,046 --> 00:41:14,338
  3525. The girls are gonna have a drink.
  3526. You wanna come?
  3527.  
  3528. 814
  3529. 00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,296
  3530. You know, quite frankly,
  3531.  
  3532. 815
  3533. 00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880
  3534. we need more rehearsal time, not drinks,
  3535. because you know why?
  3536.  
  3537. 816
  3538. 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713
  3539. We look like a bunch of old ladies
  3540. out there.
  3541.  
  3542. 817
  3543. 00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,755
  3544. We are a bunch of old ladies
  3545. out there.
  3546.  
  3547. 818
  3548. 00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,421
  3549. And where are we gonna practice?
  3550.  
  3551. 819
  3552. 00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,546
  3553. I mean, Vicki will hardly let us
  3554. use this space as it is.
  3555.  
  3556. 820
  3557. 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713
  3558. No, but you need to get us a space
  3559. at the school.
  3560.  
  3561. 821
  3562. 00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:36,505
  3563. No, I can't do that.
  3564. I'm in big trouble at the school.
  3565.  
  3566. 822
  3567. 00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,921
  3568. I was caught handing out prophylactics
  3569. in the girls' bathroom.
  3570.  
  3571. 823
  3572. 00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380
  3573. Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
  3574. is in two weeks
  3575.  
  3576. 824
  3577. 00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380
  3578. and we need rehearsals.
  3579.  
  3580. 825
  3581. 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,296
  3582. Okay.
  3583.  
  3584. 826
  3585. 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,588
  3586. I'll ask the principal.
  3587.  
  3588. 827
  3589. 00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838
  3590. He's got a crush on me. It could work.
  3591.  
  3592. 828
  3593. 00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,630
  3594. Well, all right. Okay.
  3595.  
  3596. 829
  3597. 00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,546
  3598. All right.
  3599.  
  3600. 830
  3601. 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380
  3602. And one.
  3603.  
  3604. 831
  3605. 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
  3606. And two.
  3607.  
  3608. 832
  3609. 00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:02,338
  3610. And keep your form, ladies. With the curl.
  3611.  
  3612. 833
  3613. 00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:03,963
  3614. And three.
  3615.  
  3616. 834
  3617. 00:42:04,046 --> 00:42:05,713
  3618. And four.
  3619.  
  3620. 835
  3621. 00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,046
  3622. Come on, keep that form!
  3623.  
  3624. 836
  3625. 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,171
  3626. It's all about that bone density!
  3627.  
  3628. 837
  3629. 00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838
  3630. Welcome to the gun show, Helen.
  3631.  
  3632. 838
  3633. 00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,380
  3634. There you go. Ooh, look at those guns!
  3635.  
  3636. 839
  3637. 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588
  3638. -Look at that!
  3639. -I love it.
  3640.  
  3641. 840
  3642. 00:42:14,671 --> 00:42:15,671
  3643. All right, girl.
  3644.  
  3645. 841
  3646. 00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005
  3647. Okay, now, chest presses. And one.
  3648.  
  3649. 842
  3650. 00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,755
  3651. And two.
  3652.  
  3653. 843
  3654. 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755
  3655. -Ladies.
  3656. -And three.
  3657.  
  3658. 844
  3659. 00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255
  3660. - Gettin' ready for the showcase?
  3661. - And four.
  3662.  
  3663. 845
  3664. 00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338
  3665. Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki.
  3666.  
  3667. 846
  3668. 00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:30,005
  3669. I'm sorry that we had to cancel
  3670. your rehearsal tomorrow.
  3671.  
  3672. 847
  3673. 00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,796
  3674. I realize that you have got
  3675. a lot of training to get done.
  3676.  
  3677. 848
  3678. 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838
  3679. Well, don't you worry about it,
  3680.  
  3681. 849
  3682. 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,630
  3683. because Sheryl's already found us
  3684. a better place to rehearse.
  3685.  
  3686. 850
  3687. 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,296
  3688. - Mm-hmm.
  3689. - Oh, really?
  3690.  
  3691. 851
  3692. 00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:43,713
  3693. Where might that be?
  3694.  
  3695. 852
  3696. 00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630
  3697. Come on. This way, ladies.
  3698.  
  3699. 853
  3700. 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005
  3701. What are we doing here?
  3702.  
  3703. 854
  3704. 00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,171
  3705. Oh, so this is what it's like
  3706. being a cheerleader.
  3707.  
  3708. 855
  3709. 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,421
  3710. Oh.
  3711.  
  3712. 856
  3713. 00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088
  3714. I feel like pushing someone into a locker.
  3715.  
  3716. 857
  3717. 00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:00,630
  3718. - Oh, cougar alert!
  3719.  
  3720. 858
  3721. 00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588
  3722. Guys, guys.
  3723.  
  3724. 859
  3725. 00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505
  3726. You gotta listen to me for a second.
  3727.  
  3728. 860
  3729. 00:43:05,046 --> 00:43:06,338
  3730. -You can't do this.
  3731. - Huh?
  3732.  
  3733. 861
  3734. 00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:09,130
  3735. Okay? This is a bad, bad idea.
  3736.  
  3737. 862
  3738. 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,421
  3739. -Oh, don't be so dramatic.
  3740. -Grandma...
  3741.  
  3742. 863
  3743. 00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,171
  3744. You are going to humiliate yourself
  3745.  
  3746. 864
  3747. 00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,796
  3748. in front of the entire school!
  3749.  
  3750. 865
  3751. 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088
  3752. The entire school?
  3753.  
  3754. 866
  3755. 00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:20,213
  3756. The entire school,
  3757. what're we talking about here, huh?
  3758.  
  3759. 867
  3760. 00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,255
  3761. -Huh?
  3762. -You don't know?
  3763.  
  3764. 868
  3765. 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505
  3766. No!
  3767.  
  3768. 869
  3769. 00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,046
  3770. This is what you wanted.
  3771.  
  3772. 870
  3773. 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963
  3774. No, this is not what I wanted.
  3775.  
  3776. 871
  3777. 00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880
  3778. I wanted a space to rehearse in.
  3779.  
  3780. 872
  3781. 00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755
  3782. -That's what this is.
  3783. -No, this...
  3784.  
  3785. 873
  3786. 00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463
  3787. This is a pep rally.
  3788.  
  3789. 874
  3790. 00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,671
  3791. -Yeah.
  3792. -Right?
  3793.  
  3794. 875
  3795. 00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505
  3796. There's a whole school out there,
  3797. and we're not ready for an audience, okay?
  3798.  
  3799. 876
  3800. 00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130
  3801. We can't cancel!
  3802.  
  3803. 877
  3804. 00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,796
  3805. You have no idea what I had to go through
  3806. with the principal
  3807.  
  3808. 878
  3809. 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338
  3810. just to make this happen!
  3811.  
  3812. 879
  3813. 00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:46,713
  3814. Well, well, well!
  3815.  
  3816. 880
  3817. 00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,255
  3818. -Oh!
  3819. -If it isn't the teacher of the year!
  3820.  
  3821. 881
  3822. 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,755
  3823. Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
  3824. you need to be giving a handjob?
  3825.  
  3826. 882
  3827. 00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880
  3828. Okay, just...
  3829.  
  3830. 883
  3831. 00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963
  3832. All right, do you mind just
  3833. stepping outside for a moment, please?
  3834.  
  3835. 884
  3836. 00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380
  3837. What? No!
  3838.  
  3839. 885
  3840. 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380
  3841. This is our pep rally! They already
  3842. made us cut a minute off our routine.
  3843.  
  3844. 886
  3845. 00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338
  3846. Okay, but just give us a second, okay?
  3847.  
  3848. 887
  3849. 00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:08,880
  3850. -Whatever.
  3851. -Whatever.
  3852.  
  3853. 888
  3854. 00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,546
  3855. I just hope your moves
  3856. are a little more up-to-date than you are.
  3857.  
  3858. 889
  3859. 00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380
  3860. You bitches wanna rumble?
  3861.  
  3862. 890
  3863. 00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713
  3864. Oh, weird.
  3865.  
  3866. 891
  3867. 00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:17,255
  3868. Yeah.
  3869.  
  3870. 892
  3871. 00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755
  3872. See ya out there.
  3873.  
  3874. 893
  3875. 00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,880
  3876. Son of a whore.
  3877.  
  3878. 894
  3879. 00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963
  3880. Look how young they are!
  3881.  
  3882. 895
  3883. 00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,046
  3884. Oh, good booties.
  3885.  
  3886. 896
  3887. 00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713
  3888. -And they're really good.
  3889. -Mm-hmm.
  3890.  
  3891. 897
  3892. 00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:46,838
  3893. Ah, they're not that good.
  3894.  
  3895. 898
  3896. 00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,005
  3897. You're blind.
  3898.  
  3899. 899
  3900. 00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,421
  3901. Wow!
  3902.  
  3903. 900
  3904. 00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,005
  3905. <i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3906.  
  3907. 901
  3908. 00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:53,921
  3909. <i>♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪</i>
  3910.  
  3911. 902
  3912. 00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,046
  3913. <i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3914.  
  3915. 903
  3916. 00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630
  3917. -Yeah!
  3918. -<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3919.  
  3920. 904
  3921. 00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,588
  3922. <i>♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪</i>
  3923.  
  3924. 905
  3925. 00:45:02,296 --> 00:45:03,921
  3926. <i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3927.  
  3928. 906
  3929. 00:45:06,421 --> 00:45:08,171
  3930. <i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3931.  
  3932. 907
  3933. 00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:09,921
  3934. <i>♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪</i>
  3935.  
  3936. 908
  3937. 00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,005
  3938. <i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3939.  
  3940. 909
  3941. 00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:14,880
  3942. <i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>
  3943.  
  3944. 910
  3945. 00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,671
  3946. Let's give it up
  3947.  
  3948. 911
  3949. 00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880
  3950. for our very own
  3951. Hillview High cheerleaders!
  3952.  
  3953. 912
  3954. 00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630
  3955. Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
  3956.  
  3957. 913
  3958. 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,546
  3959. Break a hip.
  3960.  
  3961. 914
  3962. 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755
  3963. Get pregnant.
  3964.  
  3965. 915
  3966. 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713
  3967. Okay, excuse me.
  3968.  
  3969. 916
  3970. 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,546
  3971. -Let's go, girls.
  3972. - Next up, a special treat.
  3973.  
  3974. 917
  3975. 00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380
  3976. A performance
  3977. from the Sun Springs All Stars.
  3978.  
  3979. 918
  3980. 00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380
  3981. -Ruby, come on.
  3982. - Move aside, girls.
  3983.  
  3984. 919
  3985. 00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463
  3986. Now these are
  3987. the real senior cheerleaders.
  3988.  
  3989. 920
  3990. 00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:44,171
  3991. - Check this out, man.
  3992.  
  3993. 921
  3994. 00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713
  3995. Hello, thank you.
  3996.  
  3997. 922
  3998. 00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:48,505
  3999. All right. Positions, okay. Come on.
  4000.  
  4001. 923
  4002. 00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,671
  4003. Let's go, let's go.
  4004.  
  4005. 924
  4006. 00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630
  4007. Come on.
  4008.  
  4009. 925
  4010. 00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,796
  4011. Okay? Music!
  4012.  
  4013. 926
  4014. 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505
  4015. Hey, Danny,
  4016. want me to get her number for you?
  4017.  
  4018. 927
  4019. 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,671
  4020. Five, six, seven, eight...
  4021.  
  4022. 928
  4023. 00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,463
  4024. <i>♪ Three, six, nine ♪</i>
  4025.  
  4026. 929
  4027. 00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:02,755
  4028. <i>♪ The goose drank wine ♪</i>
  4029.  
  4030. 930
  4031. 00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:05,713
  4032. <i>♪ The monkey chew tobacco</i>
  4033. <i>On the street car line ♪</i>
  4034.  
  4035. 931
  4036. 00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,171
  4037. <i>♪ The line broke ♪</i>
  4038.  
  4039. 932
  4040. 00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:08,505
  4041. <i>♪ The monkey got choked ♪</i>
  4042.  
  4043. 933
  4044. 00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,005
  4045. <i>♪ And they all went to heaven</i>
  4046. <i>In a little rowboat ♪</i>
  4047.  
  4048. 934
  4049. 00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713
  4050. Oh, my God, I can't believe this!
  4051.  
  4052. 935
  4053. 00:46:12,796 --> 00:46:13,630
  4054. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  4055.  
  4056. 936
  4057. 00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,046
  4058. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  4059.  
  4060. 937
  4061. 00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,838
  4062. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  4063.  
  4064. 938
  4065. 00:46:16,921 --> 00:46:18,171
  4066. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  4067.  
  4068. 939
  4069. 00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,588
  4070. Oh, sorry!
  4071.  
  4072. 940
  4073. 00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,213
  4074. <i>♪ Right hand ♪</i>
  4075.  
  4076. 941
  4077. 00:46:22,796 --> 00:46:23,713
  4078. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  4079.  
  4080. 942
  4081. 00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,963
  4082. <i>♪ Clap your hand</i>
  4083. <i>Cross it to your left arm ♪</i>
  4084.  
  4085. 943
  4086. 00:46:26,046 --> 00:46:27,713
  4087. <i>♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪</i>
  4088.  
  4089. 944
  4090. 00:46:28,546 --> 00:46:29,380
  4091. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  4092.  
  4093. 945
  4094. 00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:31,880
  4095. <i>♪ Clap your hand</i>
  4096. <i>Move it from your right arm ♪</i>
  4097.  
  4098. 946
  4099. 00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338
  4100. Ow!
  4101.  
  4102. 947
  4103. 00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,296
  4104. Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle!
  4105.  
  4106. 948
  4107. 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463
  4108. -Oh!
  4109. -She's not okay. She's not okay.
  4110.  
  4111. 949
  4112. 00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,171
  4113. - That's all right. It's okay.
  4114.  
  4115. 950
  4116. 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,088
  4117. -Get the medic.
  4118. -Get some ice, right now.
  4119.  
  4120. 951
  4121. 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338
  4122. Oh! Ooh!
  4123.  
  4124. 952
  4125. 00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,921
  4126. - Are you all right?
  4127. - I'm fine!
  4128.  
  4129. 953
  4130. 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630
  4131. Everyone's making a fuss.
  4132.  
  4133. 954
  4134. 00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505
  4135. -Are you sure?
  4136. - Yes.
  4137.  
  4138. 955
  4139. 00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,796
  4140. I told you we weren't ready. We made
  4141. complete fools of ourselves out there.
  4142.  
  4143. 956
  4144. 00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,046
  4145. -Oh, shit!
  4146. -What?
  4147.  
  4148. 957
  4149. 00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588
  4150. -What?
  4151. -What?
  4152.  
  4153. 958
  4154. 00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:13,546
  4155. What now?
  4156.  
  4157. 959
  4158. 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,796
  4159. - That's us!
  4160. - Oh, no!
  4161.  
  4162. 960
  4163. 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213
  4164. - Could I see?
  4165. -It already has 20,000 views.
  4166.  
  4167. 961
  4168. 00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,338
  4169. - Oh!
  4170. -Well, you gotta take it down.
  4171.  
  4172. 962
  4173. 00:47:24,421 --> 00:47:26,421
  4174. -I can't take it off.
  4175. -There has to be a way, right?
  4176.  
  4177. 963
  4178. 00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463
  4179. -I mean, some technical--
  4180. -No, it's there.
  4181.  
  4182. 964
  4183. 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,505
  4184. "Old cheerleaders fail."
  4185.  
  4186. 965
  4187. 00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838
  4188. Oh.
  4189.  
  4190. 966
  4191. 00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,796
  4192. Okay.
  4193.  
  4194. 967
  4195. 00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588
  4196. - Can I see?
  4197.  
  4198. 968
  4199. 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588
  4200. What? What's going on?
  4201.  
  4202. 969
  4203. 00:47:41,171 --> 00:47:42,588
  4204. Wait, you posted it?
  4205.  
  4206. 970
  4207. 00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:43,505
  4208. Yeah.
  4209.  
  4210. 971
  4211. 00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963
  4212. Why would you do that?
  4213.  
  4214. 972
  4215. 00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:46,713
  4216. Because it's hilarious.
  4217.  
  4218. 973
  4219. 00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,755
  4220. This is totally going viral.
  4221.  
  4222. 974
  4223. 00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,671
  4224. Wow.
  4225.  
  4226. 975
  4227. 00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,421
  4228. What?
  4229.  
  4230. 976
  4231. 00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588
  4232. What?
  4233.  
  4234. 977
  4235. 00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713
  4236. I blame myself.
  4237.  
  4238. 978
  4239. 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713
  4240. I mean, this is just the sort of thing
  4241. that I knew would happen.
  4242.  
  4243. 979
  4244. 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:07,963
  4245. Not only has one of our residents
  4246. suffered a serious injury,
  4247.  
  4248. 980
  4249. 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130
  4250. but now her son is threatening a lawsuit.
  4251.  
  4252. 981
  4253. 00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130
  4254. Is there anything
  4255. that you ladies care to say?
  4256.  
  4257. 982
  4258. 00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088
  4259. No.
  4260.  
  4261. 983
  4262. 00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,505
  4263. Then let's put it to a vote.
  4264.  
  4265. 984
  4266. 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255
  4267. All of those in favor of the ban.
  4268.  
  4269. 985
  4270. 00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588
  4271. - Mm-hmm.
  4272. - Yes.
  4273.  
  4274. 986
  4275. 00:48:28,421 --> 00:48:29,713
  4276. - Yes for me.
  4277. - Yeah.
  4278.  
  4279. 987
  4280. 00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:30,838
  4281. Mm-hmm.
  4282.  
  4283. 988
  4284. 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505
  4285. It's unanimous.
  4286.  
  4287. 989
  4288. 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,546
  4289. You are hereby ordered
  4290. to cease all club activities.
  4291.  
  4292. 990
  4293. 00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463
  4294. Thank you.
  4295.  
  4296. 991
  4297. 00:48:49,671 --> 00:48:51,963
  4298. Well, what did she expect
  4299. going out like that?
  4300.  
  4301. 992
  4302. 00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505
  4303. Where are you going?
  4304.  
  4305. 993
  4306. 00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:54,755
  4307. Home.
  4308.  
  4309. 994
  4310. 00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,671
  4311. Hold on, hold on! There's more!
  4312.  
  4313. 995
  4314. 00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380
  4315. You think they're talkin' about us?
  4316.  
  4317. 996
  4318. 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
  4319. I don't know.
  4320.  
  4321. 997
  4322. 00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,880
  4323. Not today, Satan.
  4324.  
  4325. 998
  4326. 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880
  4327. <i>Local residents</i>
  4328. <i>from Sun Springs Retirement Community</i>
  4329.  
  4330. 999
  4331. 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213
  4332. <i>have become a viral internet sensation</i>
  4333.  
  4334. 1000
  4335. 00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,713
  4336. <i>-following a disastrous performance...</i>
  4337. - Screw you!
  4338.  
  4339. 1001
  4340. 00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,963
  4341. <i>...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday.</i>
  4342.  
  4343. 1002
  4344. 00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,796
  4345. Hey, Mom.
  4346.  
  4347. 1003
  4348. 00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:43,713
  4349. It's time for you to get some rest.
  4350.  
  4351. 1004
  4352. 00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338
  4353. I am resting.
  4354.  
  4355. 1005
  4356. 00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:47,630
  4357. Mother, Susan and I
  4358. are gonna be staying here for a while.
  4359.  
  4360. 1006
  4361. 00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755
  4362. No, that won't be necessary.
  4363.  
  4364. 1007
  4365. 00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755
  4366. Yes, I think it is necessary.
  4367.  
  4368. 1008
  4369. 00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
  4370. What's wrong with you lately?
  4371.  
  4372. 1009
  4373. 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088
  4374. I just miss cheerleading.
  4375.  
  4376. 1010
  4377. 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,713
  4378. Please give a round of applause
  4379. to the Calibray Club!
  4380.  
  4381. 1011
  4382. 00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:25,171
  4383. Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen,
  4384.  
  4385. 1012
  4386. 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,421
  4387. always got a full tan!
  4388.  
  4389. 1013
  4390. 00:50:29,671 --> 00:50:31,005
  4391. - Hey.
  4392. - <i>Hi!</i>
  4393.  
  4394. 1014
  4395. 00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,921
  4396. Are you around?
  4397.  
  4398. 1015
  4399. 00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,796
  4400. So...
  4401.  
  4402. 1016
  4403. 00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005
  4404. you went to the Showcase?
  4405.  
  4406. 1017
  4407. 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505
  4408. Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I--
  4409.  
  4410. 1018
  4411. 00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755
  4412. Oh, it's too bad.
  4413. We had a real shot at that trophy.
  4414.  
  4415. 1019
  4416. 00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,296
  4417. Do you really think so?
  4418.  
  4419. 1020
  4420. 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255
  4421. -Not really.
  4422.  
  4423. 1021
  4424. 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380
  4425. I'm just trying to be supportive.
  4426.  
  4427. 1022
  4428. 00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,546
  4429. Yeah, right.
  4430.  
  4431. 1023
  4432. 00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755
  4433. Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally.
  4434.  
  4435. 1024
  4436. 00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255
  4437. It was a dumb idea.
  4438.  
  4439. 1025
  4440. 00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,671
  4441. No, it's not your fault.
  4442.  
  4443. 1026
  4444. 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,296
  4445. -It was.
  4446. -You know, I...
  4447.  
  4448. 1027
  4449. 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,130
  4450. I miss the girls, though.
  4451.  
  4452. 1028
  4453. 00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:09,421
  4454. Yeah, me too.
  4455.  
  4456. 1029
  4457. 00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:12,921
  4458. I've never had a lot of girlfriends.
  4459.  
  4460. 1030
  4461. 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,171
  4462. It's quite nice.
  4463.  
  4464. 1031
  4465. 00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,421
  4466. Hmm?
  4467.  
  4468. 1032
  4469. 00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:19,880
  4470. I miss you, too.
  4471.  
  4472. 1033
  4473. 00:51:20,296 --> 00:51:21,421
  4474. I miss you!
  4475.  
  4476. 1034
  4477. 00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713
  4478. - Really?
  4479.  
  4480. 1035
  4481. 00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755
  4482. Oh, my goodness.
  4483.  
  4484. 1036
  4485. 00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,296
  4486. -On the bright side...
  4487. -Uh-huh.
  4488.  
  4489. 1037
  4490. 00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:31,796
  4491. We're up to half a million hits.
  4492. Look at this.
  4493.  
  4494. 1038
  4495. 00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,713
  4496. I'd like to get my hands
  4497. on whoever posted that. Okay?
  4498.  
  4499. 1039
  4500. 00:51:43,421 --> 00:51:44,463
  4501. <i>I can't...</i>
  4502.  
  4503. 1040
  4504. 00:51:44,546 --> 00:51:45,505
  4505. Hey, wait a minute.
  4506.  
  4507. 1041
  4508. 00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,046
  4509. -What do you mean?
  4510. -Shh.
  4511.  
  4512. 1042
  4513. 00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463
  4514. -Listen. Listen.
  4515. -Okay.
  4516.  
  4517. 1043
  4518. 00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,380
  4519. Uh-huh.
  4520.  
  4521. 1044
  4522. 00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,296
  4523. <i>Oh, my God!</i>
  4524.  
  4525. 1045
  4526. 00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,171
  4527. The little...
  4528.  
  4529. 1046
  4530. 00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,088
  4531. -That is Chloe's voice!
  4532. -It was.
  4533.  
  4534. 1047
  4535. 00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,005
  4536. -It's Chloe!
  4537. -Yeah.
  4538.  
  4539. 1048
  4540. 00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,296
  4541. That's right.
  4542. The cheerleader did this, okay?
  4543.  
  4544. 1049
  4545. 00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,046
  4546. Yeah.
  4547.  
  4548. 1050
  4549. 00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:03,755
  4550. Uh-huh.
  4551.  
  4552. 1051
  4553. 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255
  4554. Oh.
  4555.  
  4556. 1052
  4557. 00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,130
  4558. -Shit.
  4559. -Are you sure this is a good idea?
  4560.  
  4561. 1053
  4562. 00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213
  4563. Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents,
  4564. and I'm sure they're going to understand.
  4565.  
  4566. 1054
  4567. 00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:16,130
  4568. I don't think her parents are home.
  4569.  
  4570. 1055
  4571. 00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,421
  4572. -Oh.
  4573.  
  4574. 1056
  4575. 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:22,921
  4576. Uh...
  4577.  
  4578. 1057
  4579. 00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:32,546
  4580. This is all...
  4581. What a nightmare! Ugh!
  4582.  
  4583. 1058
  4584. 00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,171
  4585. Is this what a teenage party is all about?
  4586.  
  4587. 1059
  4588. 00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213
  4589. Oh, hey. Look.
  4590.  
  4591. 1060
  4592. 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:38,880
  4593. Hey, Chloe.
  4594.  
  4595. 1061
  4596. 00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088
  4597. Oh, shit!
  4598.  
  4599. 1062
  4600. 00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,296
  4601. Did you think that was funny?
  4602.  
  4603. 1063
  4604. 00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713
  4605. Did you and your friends have a big laugh
  4606. at all the old ladies?
  4607.  
  4608. 1064
  4609. 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755
  4610. I guess it wasn't enough just
  4611. to humiliate us in front of the school.
  4612.  
  4613. 1065
  4614. 00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755
  4615. You had to share it with the whole world.
  4616.  
  4617. 1066
  4618. 00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,796
  4619. Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart,
  4620.  
  4621. 1067
  4622. 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213
  4623. and popular?
  4624.  
  4625. 1068
  4626. 00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,421
  4627. You have to knock
  4628. everybody else down, too?
  4629.  
  4630. 1069
  4631. 00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,421
  4632. I mean, what, wait a minute now.
  4633.  
  4634. 1070
  4635. 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,671
  4636. No clever retort, huh?
  4637. You have nothing to say at all?
  4638.  
  4639. 1071
  4640. 00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255
  4641. Oh.
  4642.  
  4643. 1072
  4644. 00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:09,671
  4645. -Oh, dear.
  4646. -Oh, dear.
  4647.  
  4648. 1073
  4649. 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,921
  4650. -Oh.
  4651.  
  4652. 1074
  4653. 00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,546
  4654. Okay...
  4655.  
  4656. 1075
  4657. 00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880
  4658. -No, it's all--
  4659. -Hey, hey.
  4660.  
  4661. 1076
  4662. 00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,796
  4663. It's all right. It's okay.
  4664.  
  4665. 1077
  4666. 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755
  4667. There's nothing to cry about, okay?
  4668.  
  4669. 1078
  4670. 00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088
  4671. Don't worry. Don't... don't cry!
  4672.  
  4673. 1079
  4674. 00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,046
  4675. No, I'm so sorry.
  4676.  
  4677. 1080
  4678. 00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505
  4679. I didn't know they were gonna post it.
  4680. I promise.
  4681.  
  4682. 1081
  4683. 00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255
  4684. God, you must hate me!
  4685.  
  4686. 1082
  4687. 00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213
  4688. Oh, we don't hate you.
  4689.  
  4690. 1083
  4691. 00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,671
  4692. Actually, we need you.
  4693.  
  4694. 1084
  4695. 00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,296
  4696. For what?
  4697.  
  4698. 1085
  4699. 00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,046
  4700. Well, we want you to be our choreographer.
  4701.  
  4702. 1086
  4703. 00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:42,380
  4704. - Yeah.
  4705. - That's right.
  4706.  
  4707. 1087
  4708. 00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130
  4709. We're putting our squad back together,
  4710.  
  4711. 1088
  4712. 00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630
  4713. and as you may have noticed,
  4714. we have a few rough edges,
  4715.  
  4716. 1089
  4717. 00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338
  4718. but we've seen you. We have.
  4719.  
  4720. 1090
  4721. 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713
  4722. You're good.
  4723.  
  4724. 1091
  4725. 00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,421
  4726. -Yeah.
  4727. -And we need some of that.
  4728.  
  4729. 1092
  4730. 00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463
  4731. But...  with school
  4732. and cheering, I...
  4733.  
  4734. 1093
  4735. 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880
  4736. I just don't have the time.
  4737.  
  4738. 1094
  4739. 00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463
  4740. -Oh.
  4741. -Oh, that's a shame.
  4742.  
  4743. 1095
  4744. 00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,630
  4745. Isn't it, Martha?
  4746.  
  4747. 1096
  4748. 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213
  4749. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame.
  4750.  
  4751. 1097
  4752. 00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:09,005
  4753. Oh, but you know
  4754. what would be a real shame?
  4755.  
  4756. 1098
  4757. 00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,171
  4758. What's that?
  4759.  
  4760. 1099
  4761. 00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255
  4762. If Chloe's parents found out
  4763. about this totally epic party.
  4764.  
  4765. 1100
  4766. 00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713
  4767. Oh, that'd be a terrible shame.
  4768.  
  4769. 1101
  4770. 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213
  4771. You wouldn't.
  4772.  
  4773. 1102
  4774. 00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:21,130
  4775. We might.
  4776.  
  4777. 1103
  4778. 00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
  4779. Try us.
  4780.  
  4781. 1104
  4782. 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588
  4783. God.
  4784.  
  4785. 1105
  4786. 00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,046
  4787. Good morning, ladies.
  4788.  
  4789. 1106
  4790. 00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,671
  4791. What is she doing here?
  4792.  
  4793. 1107
  4794. 00:54:34,046 --> 00:54:35,880
  4795. This is Chloe, right?
  4796.  
  4797. 1108
  4798. 00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505
  4799. Chloe has something
  4800. that she wants to say to everyone.
  4801.  
  4802. 1109
  4803. 00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880
  4804. I was the one who took the video.
  4805.  
  4806. 1110
  4807. 00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463
  4808. -Oh, boy.
  4809. -Oh, come on. Jeez.
  4810.  
  4811. 1111
  4812. 00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,921
  4813. Look, I-I never meant
  4814. for it to be posted online,
  4815.  
  4816. 1112
  4817. 00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,296
  4818. and  I'm sorry.
  4819.  
  4820. 1113
  4821. 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,796
  4822. -I'm really sorry.
  4823. -Glad you got that off your chest.
  4824.  
  4825. 1114
  4826. 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130
  4827. I'm sorry, but there's more
  4828. that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.
  4829.  
  4830. 1115
  4831. 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213
  4832. Uh...
  4833.  
  4834. 1116
  4835. 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,171
  4836. And I would really love
  4837. to help coach you guys.
  4838.  
  4839. 1117
  4840. 00:55:04,296 --> 00:55:06,296
  4841. Why would we let her coach us?
  4842.  
  4843. 1118
  4844. 00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463
  4845. Because, Olive,
  4846. in case you haven't noticed,
  4847.  
  4848. 1119
  4849. 00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,130
  4850. we could do with a little help.
  4851.  
  4852. 1120
  4853. 00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338
  4854. We're not even a club anymore.
  4855.  
  4856. 1121
  4857. 00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:15,046
  4858. -Vicki banned us.
  4859. -Oh, forget Vicki!
  4860.  
  4861. 1122
  4862. 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,171
  4863. -We will practice in secret.
  4864. -Practice for what?
  4865.  
  4866. 1123
  4867. 00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,546
  4868. The Showcase is over.
  4869.  
  4870. 1124
  4871. 00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505
  4872. We're gonna find someplace else
  4873. to perform, okay?
  4874.  
  4875. 1125
  4876. 00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,796
  4877. We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it.
  4878.  
  4879. 1126
  4880. 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130
  4881. And that's the reason
  4882. why we need to do this.
  4883.  
  4884. 1127
  4885. 00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,296
  4886. To prove we're not some joke
  4887.  
  4888. 1128
  4889. 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,421
  4890. and to show the world
  4891. what we can really do!
  4892.  
  4893. 1129
  4894. 00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755
  4895. We really can do this
  4896.  
  4897. 1130
  4898. 00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255
  4899. if we do this together.
  4900.  
  4901. 1131
  4902. 00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,796
  4903. Huh?
  4904.  
  4905. 1132
  4906. 00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,046
  4907. All right, ladies. I want you to look
  4908. at your reflection in the mirror, okay?
  4909.  
  4910. 1133
  4911. 00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255
  4912. What are we doing?
  4913.  
  4914. 1134
  4915. 00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:49,130
  4916. Just look at your reflection, Ruby.
  4917.  
  4918. 1135
  4919. 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,171
  4920. I want you to really, really look
  4921. in that mirror,
  4922.  
  4923. 1136
  4924. 00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713
  4925. and take in yourselves, right?
  4926.  
  4927. 1137
  4928. 00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:57,838
  4929. Look closely.
  4930.  
  4931. 1138
  4932. 00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:01,380
  4933. We're all so self-conscious,
  4934.  
  4935. 1139
  4936. 00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088
  4937. and we're all so worried
  4938.  
  4939. 1140
  4940. 00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,755
  4941. about what everyone else is thinking,
  4942.  
  4943. 1141
  4944. 00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,546
  4945. when, of course, the only thing
  4946. that really matters
  4947.  
  4948. 1142
  4949. 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255
  4950. is what we think of ourselves.
  4951.  
  4952. 1143
  4953. 00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963
  4954. Really, I want you to take yourself in.
  4955.  
  4956. 1144
  4957. 00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088
  4958. Now, on the count of three,
  4959.  
  4960. 1145
  4961. 00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130
  4962. I want you to say one thing
  4963.  
  4964. 1146
  4965. 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130
  4966. you like about yourselves.
  4967.  
  4968. 1147
  4969. 00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380
  4970. Oh, gosh.
  4971.  
  4972. 1148
  4973. 00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:28,130
  4974. You can't be serious.
  4975.  
  4976. 1149
  4977. 00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130
  4978. My tits!
  4979.  
  4980. 1150
  4981. 00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130
  4982. -Uh, not yet. Not yet.
  4983.  
  4984. 1151
  4985. 00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,046
  4986. Let's wait until the count of three.
  4987.  
  4988. 1152
  4989. 00:56:33,546 --> 00:56:35,171
  4990. What if you don't like anything?
  4991.  
  4992. 1153
  4993. 00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,546
  4994. Well, what do you mean?
  4995. Then you're not looking hard enough.
  4996.  
  4997. 1154
  4998. 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755
  4999. You just have to find
  5000. what's great about yourselves, okay?
  5001.  
  5002. 1155
  5003. 00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755
  5004. All right. Ready?
  5005.  
  5006. 1156
  5007. 00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,421
  5008. Look.
  5009.  
  5010. 1157
  5011. 00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130
  5012. Now...
  5013.  
  5014. 1158
  5015. 00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463
  5016. one,
  5017.  
  5018. 1159
  5019. 00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,463
  5020. two, three!
  5021.  
  5022. 1160
  5023. 00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755
  5024. My hair.
  5025.  
  5026. 1161
  5027. 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880
  5028. -Oh!
  5029.  
  5030. 1162
  5031. 00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255
  5032. So beautiful.
  5033.  
  5034. 1163
  5035. 00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380
  5036. Thank you.
  5037.  
  5038. 1164
  5039. 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,296
  5040. And?
  5041.  
  5042. 1165
  5043. 00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838
  5044. My hands.
  5045.  
  5046. 1166
  5047. 00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463
  5048. My hands.
  5049.  
  5050. 1167
  5051. 00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:13,421
  5052. My smile.
  5053.  
  5054. 1168
  5055. 00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:16,921
  5056. Look at that smile. Okay.
  5057.  
  5058. 1169
  5059. 00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:18,921
  5060. -Damn it.
  5061. -And no...
  5062.  
  5063. 1170
  5064. 00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963
  5065. Okay, my wrist.
  5066.  
  5067. 1171
  5068. 00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,546
  5069. -Okay.
  5070.  
  5071. 1172
  5072. 00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588
  5073. They take blood really good.
  5074.  
  5075. 1173
  5076. 00:57:25,921 --> 00:57:28,213
  5077. -I found another good feature of yours.
  5078.  
  5079. 1174
  5080. 00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,130
  5081. Well...
  5082.  
  5083. 1175
  5084. 00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755
  5085. But what about me? What's good about me?
  5086. There's not one thing.
  5087.  
  5088. 1176
  5089. 00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213
  5090. Oh, stop!
  5091.  
  5092. 1177
  5093. 00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755
  5094. All right, let's work! Let's go!
  5095. Come on, Chloe!
  5096.  
  5097. 1178
  5098. 00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380
  5099. -Oh.
  5100. - Hm?
  5101.  
  5102. 1179
  5103. 00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755
  5104. -A competition?
  5105. - Mm-hmm.
  5106.  
  5107. 1180
  5108. 00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588
  5109. This is a really big deal.
  5110.  
  5111. 1181
  5112. 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,630
  5113. People come from all over to compete.
  5114.  
  5115. 1182
  5116. 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088
  5117. You guys can't compete
  5118. next to real cheerleaders.
  5119.  
  5120. 1183
  5121. 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,380
  5122. -Yes, we can!
  5123. -The oldest category is 18 plus!
  5124.  
  5125. 1184
  5126. 00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213
  5127. - Uh-huh.
  5128. -So what? We're 18 plus.
  5129.  
  5130. 1185
  5131. 00:57:56,296 --> 00:57:57,921
  5132. - Yeah.
  5133. -Eighteen plus 50.
  5134.  
  5135. 1186
  5136. 00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838
  5137. Yeah.
  5138.  
  5139. 1187
  5140. 00:57:58,921 --> 00:58:00,338
  5141. -Oh, look.
  5142. - What?
  5143.  
  5144. 1188
  5145. 00:58:00,421 --> 00:58:02,088
  5146. It's on in three weeks.
  5147.  
  5148. 1189
  5149. 00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:04,421
  5150. Well, that's okay, because
  5151. Chloe's gonna help us.
  5152.  
  5153. 1190
  5154. 00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380
  5155. -Right, Chloe?
  5156. -No!
  5157.  
  5158. 1191
  5159. 00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255
  5160. No, you guys didn't say anything
  5161. about a competition!
  5162.  
  5163. 1192
  5164. 00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,296
  5165. Do you know how much training
  5166. that involves?
  5167.  
  5168. 1193
  5169. 00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,421
  5170. People train for a year, not three weeks!
  5171.  
  5172. 1194
  5173. 00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,421
  5174. Okay...
  5175.  
  5176. 1195
  5177. 00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,088
  5178. What do you think?
  5179.  
  5180. 1196
  5181. 00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,880
  5182. I say screw it. Let's sign up.
  5183.  
  5184. 1197
  5185. 00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130
  5186. -Oh, my God.
  5187. -Yes.
  5188.  
  5189. 1198
  5190. 00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,171
  5191. -Come on.
  5192. -Yes!
  5193.  
  5194. 1199
  5195. 00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:29,671
  5196. Let's just start with our feet
  5197. a little wider than shoulder width,
  5198.  
  5199. 1200
  5200. 00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588
  5201. like so.
  5202.  
  5203. 1201
  5204. 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,588
  5205. And we're just gonna start
  5206. with some really easy movement.
  5207.  
  5208. 1202
  5209. 00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:35,588
  5210. So, bring your left arm like this.
  5211.  
  5212. 1203
  5213. 00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838
  5214. Left. Good!
  5215.  
  5216. 1204
  5217. 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755
  5218. Down, right.
  5219.  
  5220. 1205
  5221. 00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630
  5222. And back up, left.
  5223.  
  5224. 1206
  5225. 00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088
  5226. Right, left!
  5227.  
  5228. 1207
  5229. 00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:44,588
  5230. Left, right!
  5231.  
  5232. 1208
  5233. 00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:46,380
  5234. Left and dirty!
  5235.  
  5236. 1209
  5237. 00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713
  5238. Yes, sexy!
  5239.  
  5240. 1210
  5241. 00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,755
  5242. Whoo!
  5243.  
  5244. 1211
  5245. 00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:52,005
  5246. <i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>
  5247.  
  5248. 1212
  5249. 00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:55,005
  5250. <i>♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪</i>
  5251.  
  5252. 1213
  5253. 00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,421
  5254. <i>♪ Might be over now, but I feel it still</i> ♪
  5255.  
  5256. 1214
  5257. 00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,296
  5258. All up in the air, and throw it.
  5259.  
  5260. 1215
  5261. 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588
  5262. Two, three.
  5263.  
  5264. 1216
  5265. 00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:05,046
  5266. Did you try to hit me?
  5267.  
  5268. 1217
  5269. 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,671
  5270. -You make mash-ups, right?
  5271. -Yeah, yeah, I can.
  5272.  
  5273. 1218
  5274. 00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880
  5275. Could you maybe
  5276. cut something together for us?
  5277.  
  5278. 1219
  5279. 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838
  5280. Yeah, for sure.
  5281.  
  5282. 1220
  5283. 00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,755
  5284. Oh, yes! Thank you so much!
  5285.  
  5286. 1221
  5287. 00:59:16,421 --> 00:59:17,630
  5288. <i>♪ Leave her with a babysitter ♪</i>
  5289.  
  5290. 1222
  5291. 00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:20,630
  5292. -Two, three, four, five!
  5293. -Five!
  5294.  
  5295. 1223
  5296. 00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213
  5297. Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up!
  5298.  
  5299. 1224
  5300. 00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,296
  5301. Move it, Alice!
  5302.  
  5303. 1225
  5304. 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,796
  5305. Punch, punch, one, two, three.
  5306.  
  5307. 1226
  5308. 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755
  5309. Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch!
  5310.  
  5311. 1227
  5312. 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:34,755
  5313. <i>♪ Might've had your fill</i>
  5314. <i>But you feel it still ♪</i>
  5315.  
  5316. 1228
  5317. 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,296
  5318. Just let me change
  5319. out of this dance stuff.
  5320.  
  5321. 1229
  5322. 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,046
  5323. Maybe you could just leave it on.
  5324.  
  5325. 1230
  5326. 00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880
  5327. Oh?
  5328.  
  5329. 1231
  5330. 00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,421
  5331. I always wanted to date a cheerleader.
  5332.  
  5333. 1232
  5334. 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838
  5335. Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra!
  5336.  
  5337. 1233
  5338. 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:50,130
  5339. <i>♪ We could fight a war for peace ♪</i>
  5340.  
  5341. 1234
  5342. 00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,505
  5343. <i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>
  5344.  
  5345. 1235
  5346. 00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,255
  5347. <i>♪ Give in to that easy living ♪</i>
  5348.  
  5349. 1236
  5350. 00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,338
  5351. <i>♪ Goodbye to my hopes and dreams ♪</i>
  5352.  
  5353. 1237
  5354. 00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588
  5355. You feel that?
  5356.  
  5357. 1238
  5358. 00:59:58,171 --> 00:59:59,171
  5359. Right?
  5360.  
  5361. 1239
  5362. 01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,546
  5363. Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower.
  5364.  
  5365. 1240
  5366. 01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630
  5367. Oh, my God!
  5368.  
  5369. 1241
  5370. 01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,546
  5371. Five, six, seven, eight...
  5372.  
  5373. 1242
  5374. 01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,921
  5375. What's going on with you?
  5376. Where've you been?
  5377.  
  5378. 1243
  5379. 01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338
  5380. Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I...
  5381.  
  5382. 1244
  5383. 01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,046
  5384. Well, get your shit together.
  5385.  
  5386. 1245
  5387. 01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755
  5388. You miss one more practice
  5389. and we're voting you off the squad.
  5390.  
  5391. 1246
  5392. 01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,546
  5393. -Are you okay?
  5394. -No, I'm fine.
  5395.  
  5396. 1247
  5397. 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880
  5398. You look like shit.
  5399.  
  5400. 1248
  5401. 01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,171
  5402. Thank you. No, I haven't been
  5403. sleeping well. I'm fine.
  5404.  
  5405. 1249
  5406. 01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088
  5407. -You're so skinny.
  5408. -Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay?
  5409.  
  5410. 1250
  5411. 01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588
  5412. Is that new?
  5413.  
  5414. 1251
  5415. 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,546
  5416. Thought we could use
  5417. a little bit more bass.
  5418.  
  5419. 1252
  5420. 01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,546
  5421. Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately,
  5422. haven't you?
  5423.  
  5424. 1253
  5425. 01:00:42,046 --> 01:00:44,838
  5426. <i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>
  5427.  
  5428. 1254
  5429. 01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,880
  5430. <i>♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪</i>
  5431.  
  5432. 1255
  5433. 01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:49,546
  5434. <i>♪ Might be over now ♪</i>
  5435.  
  5436. 1256
  5437. 01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,130
  5438. <i>♪ But I feel it still ♪</i>
  5439.  
  5440. 1257
  5441. 01:00:54,171 --> 01:00:57,088
  5442. <i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>
  5443.  
  5444. 1258
  5445. 01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:59,546
  5446. <i>♪ Let me kick it like it's 1986, now ♪</i>
  5447.  
  5448. 1259
  5449. 01:01:00,171 --> 01:01:01,296
  5450. <i>♪ Might be over now ♪</i>
  5451.  
  5452. 1260
  5453. 01:01:01,713 --> 01:01:03,171
  5454. <i>♪ But I feel it still ♪</i>
  5455.  
  5456. 1261
  5457. 01:01:03,255 --> 01:01:04,713
  5458. <i>♪ Might've had your fill ♪</i>
  5459.  
  5460. 1262
  5461. 01:01:04,796 --> 01:01:06,213
  5462. <i>♪ But you feel it still ♪</i>
  5463.  
  5464. 1263
  5465. 01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,296
  5466. Do you think you're irreplaceable?
  5467.  
  5468. 1264
  5469. 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,921
  5470. Well, I like to think I bring
  5471. a certain dignity to the position.
  5472.  
  5473. 1265
  5474. 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963
  5475. Do you think that I would hesitate
  5476. to take your little badge,
  5477.  
  5478. 1266
  5479. 01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:20,755
  5480. and take your little cards,
  5481. and give 'em to Dorris?
  5482.  
  5483. 1267
  5484. 01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,546
  5485. Dorris is a trainee.
  5486. She doesn't have the experience.
  5487.  
  5488. 1268
  5489. 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005
  5490. They are up to something! I know it!
  5491.  
  5492. 1269
  5493. 01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,171
  5494. And either you are too stupid
  5495. to find it out,
  5496.  
  5497. 1270
  5498. 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,046
  5499. -or you're just not even trying!
  5500. -Mm-hmm.
  5501.  
  5502. 1271
  5503. 01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,296
  5504. Well, I am definitely trying.
  5505.  
  5506. 1272
  5507. 01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463
  5508. Well, then find out what they're plannin'
  5509. and shut it down!
  5510.  
  5511. 1273
  5512. 01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,671
  5513. Or I'll shut you down!
  5514.  
  5515. 1274
  5516. 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338
  5517. - Yeah!
  5518.  
  5519. 1275
  5520. 01:01:45,296 --> 01:01:46,171
  5521. Backstabber!
  5522.  
  5523. 1276
  5524. 01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,296
  5525. So, Chloe,
  5526. I've been working on an idea.
  5527.  
  5528. 1277
  5529. 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,546
  5530. Something that, I don't know,
  5531. would make us stand out.
  5532.  
  5533. 1278
  5534. 01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463
  5535. You know?
  5536.  
  5537. 1279
  5538. 01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:55,546
  5539. Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out.
  5540.  
  5541. 1280
  5542. 01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505
  5543. Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me.
  5544. All right?
  5545.  
  5546. 1281
  5547. 01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130
  5548. -You can do it.
  5549. -Okay.
  5550.  
  5551. 1282
  5552. 01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380
  5553. Okay, I'm down.
  5554.  
  5555. 1283
  5556. 01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588
  5557. -Okay.
  5558. -Show us then.
  5559.  
  5560. 1284
  5561. 01:02:02,671 --> 01:02:04,088
  5562. -All right.
  5563. -I'm excited to see it.
  5564.  
  5565. 1285
  5566. 01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,421
  5567. Mmm.
  5568.  
  5569. 1286
  5570. 01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,421
  5571. Oh, here we are! Okay.
  5572.  
  5573. 1287
  5574. 01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:09,671
  5575. Are you ready for the new move? All right.
  5576.  
  5577. 1288
  5578. 01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963
  5579. -New move?
  5580. -Yes?
  5581.  
  5582. 1289
  5583. 01:02:11,171 --> 01:02:12,296
  5584. Oh, I didn't tell you?
  5585.  
  5586. 1290
  5587. 01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,796
  5588. -Oh.
  5589. -Right? What do you think?
  5590.  
  5591. 1291
  5592. 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380
  5593. -Wanna try it or not?
  5594. - Yeah.
  5595.  
  5596. 1292
  5597. 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338
  5598. I knew you would!
  5599.  
  5600. 1293
  5601. 01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130
  5602. -I wanna see it.
  5603. -I'm not surprised.
  5604.  
  5605. 1294
  5606. 01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,796
  5607. That's nice!
  5608. There was something about--
  5609.  
  5610. 1295
  5611. 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838
  5612. Maybe we should have
  5613. those elbows stick out wider.
  5614.  
  5615. 1296
  5616. 01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,838
  5617. And...
  5618.  
  5619. 1297
  5620. 01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:34,255
  5621. Walk, walk, walk!
  5622.  
  5623. 1298
  5624. 01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,796
  5625. Nod, nod, nod, nod!
  5626.  
  5627. 1299
  5628. 01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,171
  5629. It's sexual.
  5630.  
  5631. 1300
  5632. 01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338
  5633. Walk, walk, walk, walk!
  5634.  
  5635. 1301
  5636. 01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,255
  5637. Whoo!
  5638.  
  5639. 1302
  5640. 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,546
  5641. Unh, unh.
  5642.  
  5643. 1303
  5644. 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088
  5645. Now, that was fantastic!
  5646.  
  5647. 1304
  5648. 01:02:46,171 --> 01:02:47,755
  5649. This is good, right?
  5650.  
  5651. 1305
  5652. 01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,796
  5653. Oh, you're strong.
  5654.  
  5655. 1306
  5656. 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005
  5657. That's it, let's do it.
  5658.  
  5659. 1307
  5660. 01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380
  5661. Walk, walk, nod, nod.
  5662.  
  5663. 1308
  5664. 01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255
  5665. It's hard this time.
  5666.  
  5667. 1309
  5668. 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,671
  5669. No, we got it, we got it.
  5670.  
  5671. 1310
  5672. 01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838
  5673. We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and...
  5674.  
  5675. 1311
  5676. 01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,588
  5677. Walk, walk, walk.
  5678.  
  5679. 1312
  5680. 01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,046
  5681. Unh, unh, unh, unh.
  5682.  
  5683. 1313
  5684. 01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:04,755
  5685. Okay, um, let's do it one more time.
  5686.  
  5687. 1314
  5688. 01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:07,796
  5689. -Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe?
  5690. -Yeah. Of course.
  5691.  
  5692. 1315
  5693. 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,546
  5694. Okay, that's good.  Oh, my God.
  5695.  
  5696. 1316
  5697. 01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,046
  5698. Oh, yeah. I like this move.
  5699.  
  5700. 1317
  5701. 01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380
  5702. Let's get it. Left foot forward.
  5703.  
  5704. 1318
  5705. 01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838
  5706. Okay, ladies.
  5707.  
  5708. 1319
  5709. 01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,338
  5710. Let's breathe in.
  5711.  
  5712. 1320
  5713. 01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:56,630
  5714. Plié and bring your arms up!
  5715.  
  5716. 1321
  5717. 01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,796
  5718. And exhale and go all the way down.
  5719.  
  5720. 1322
  5721. 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880
  5722. Ow!
  5723.  
  5724. 1323
  5725. 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838
  5726. Let's hang here for a minute.
  5727.  
  5728. 1324
  5729. 01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088
  5730. And slowly roll up.
  5731.  
  5732. 1325
  5733. 01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630
  5734. Feel your spine.
  5735.  
  5736. 1326
  5737. 01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713
  5738. Yeah.
  5739.  
  5740. 1327
  5741. 01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:14,130
  5742. - Roll your shoulders back.
  5743.  
  5744. 1328
  5745. 01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,921
  5746. -Nice.
  5747. - Excuse me.
  5748.  
  5749. 1329
  5750. 01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338
  5751. -Can I get a word, please?
  5752. -Where's Helen?
  5753.  
  5754. 1330
  5755. 01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255
  5756. I'm taking her out of this club.
  5757.  
  5758. 1331
  5759. 01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,171
  5760. It's obvious she can't handle
  5761. the peer pressure.
  5762.  
  5763. 1332
  5764. 01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588
  5765. What are you talking about, peer pressure?
  5766. That's absurd.
  5767.  
  5768. 1333
  5769. 01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:27,213
  5770. -Look at me when you talk to me.
  5771. -Not only do you break her ankle,
  5772.  
  5773. 1334
  5774. 01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,505
  5775. now you wanna publicly humiliate her again
  5776.  
  5777. 1335
  5778. 01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,338
  5779. with this stupid dance competition.
  5780.  
  5781. 1336
  5782. 01:04:31,421 --> 01:04:33,255
  5783. No, Helen is a really big part
  5784. of this team.
  5785.  
  5786. 1337
  5787. 01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,171
  5788. You can't just
  5789. take her out of the competition.
  5790.  
  5791. 1338
  5792. 01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630
  5793. Step back and let the adults talk. I don't
  5794. need a little slut telling me what to do.
  5795.  
  5796. 1339
  5797. 01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,796
  5798. -What?
  5799.  
  5800. 1340
  5801. 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588
  5802. What did you just call her?
  5803.  
  5804. 1341
  5805. 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,546
  5806. -Oh. Now that was...
  5807. -No, seriously.
  5808.  
  5809. 1342
  5810. 01:04:44,796 --> 01:04:46,796
  5811. -That...
  5812. -What did you just call her?
  5813.  
  5814. 1343
  5815. 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005
  5816. -That was out of line, I apologize.
  5817. -Say it again!
  5818.  
  5819. 1344
  5820. 01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963
  5821. -I dare you! What did you call her?
  5822. -Please get your hand-- Ma'am, get--
  5823.  
  5824. 1345
  5825. 01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,505
  5826. Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.
  5827.  
  5828. 1346
  5829. 01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,046
  5830. -Don't tell me what to do!
  5831. -Okay.
  5832.  
  5833. 1347
  5834. 01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,421
  5835. I...
  5836.  
  5837. 1348
  5838. 01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,671
  5839. Okay, I'm-- I'm leaving.
  5840.  
  5841. 1349
  5842. 01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505
  5843. I'll go.
  5844.  
  5845. 1350
  5846. 01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:10,838
  5847. <i>♪ Because your good girl's gonna go bad ♪</i>
  5848.  
  5849. 1351
  5850. 01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:15,921
  5851. <i>♪ I'm gonna be the swinginest swinger</i>
  5852. <i>You've ever had ♪</i>
  5853.  
  5854. 1352
  5855. 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:20,046
  5856. <i>♪ If you like 'em painted up</i>
  5857. <i>Powdered up ♪</i>
  5858.  
  5859. 1353
  5860. 01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,088
  5861. <i>♪ Then you oughta be glad ♪</i>
  5862.  
  5863. 1354
  5864. 01:05:22,463 --> 01:05:26,880
  5865. <i>♪ 'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad ♪</i>
  5866.  
  5867. 1355
  5868. 01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,046
  5869. -Yeah!
  5870.  
  5871. 1356
  5872. 01:05:30,421 --> 01:05:34,338
  5873. <i>♪ I'll even learn</i>
  5874. <i>To like the taste of whisky ♪</i>
  5875.  
  5876. 1357
  5877. 01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,796
  5878. I'd like to propose a toast to Helen.
  5879.  
  5880. 1358
  5881. 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088
  5882. -To Helen!
  5883. -To Helen!
  5884.  
  5885. 1359
  5886. 01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,088
  5887. -To Helen!
  5888. -To Helen!
  5889.  
  5890. 1360
  5891. 01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:42,213
  5892. May she outlive her children.
  5893.  
  5894. 1361
  5895. 01:05:42,296 --> 01:05:43,963
  5896. Yeah! Hear, hear!
  5897.  
  5898. 1362
  5899. 01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630
  5900. I'm glad I didn't have any.
  5901.  
  5902. 1363
  5903. 01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,171
  5904. Whoo! Yes!
  5905.  
  5906. 1364
  5907. 01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,171
  5908. That feels good.
  5909.  
  5910. 1365
  5911. 01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,671
  5912. - Wow.
  5913. - Wow!
  5914.  
  5915. 1366
  5916. 01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213
  5917. Just a little Sprite.
  5918.  
  5919. 1367
  5920. 01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:57,796
  5921. Um, excuse me for a minute,
  5922. but I left a little something on lane 20.
  5923.  
  5924. 1368
  5925. 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338
  5926. -Ooh!
  5927. -Oh!
  5928.  
  5929. 1369
  5930. 01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:01,463
  5931. Is that a little something?
  5932.  
  5933. 1370
  5934. 01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:02,880
  5935. -Wow.
  5936. -Careful, baby.
  5937.  
  5938. 1371
  5939. 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713
  5940. He's kinda cute, don't you think?
  5941.  
  5942. 1372
  5943. 01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,171
  5944. Go, Alice!
  5945.  
  5946. 1373
  5947. 01:06:07,921 --> 01:06:09,546
  5948. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
  5949.  
  5950. 1374
  5951. 01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130
  5952. Whoo!
  5953.  
  5954. 1375
  5955. 01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088
  5956. Can you believe she's the same woman
  5957. who wasn't allowed to join the club?
  5958.  
  5959. 1376
  5960. 01:06:16,171 --> 01:06:18,463
  5961. She should've killed that husband
  5962. years ago.
  5963.  
  5964. 1377
  5965. 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,588
  5966. Yeah!
  5967.  
  5968. 1378
  5969. 01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:21,963
  5970. - Whoo!
  5971. - Joy!
  5972.  
  5973. 1379
  5974. 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,171
  5975. Kill the husband.
  5976.  
  5977. 1380
  5978. 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838
  5979. Yes.
  5980.  
  5981. 1381
  5982. 01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838
  5983. Sheryl,
  5984.  
  5985. 1382
  5986. 01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:30,005
  5987. that was so badass of you
  5988. to stick up for me back there.
  5989.  
  5990. 1383
  5991. 01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,046
  5992. Oh.
  5993.  
  5994. 1384
  5995. 01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963
  5996. You're one of us now.
  5997.  
  5998. 1385
  5999. 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838
  6000. Except with higher boobies.
  6001.  
  6002. 1386
  6003. 01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:39,463
  6004. -Higher boobies!
  6005. -Higher boobies!
  6006.  
  6007. 1387
  6008. 01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880
  6009. And she scores!
  6010.  
  6011. 1388
  6012. 01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,630
  6013. Grab for the joy.
  6014.  
  6015. 1389
  6016. 01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,421
  6017. It is so great to see you so happy.
  6018.  
  6019. 1390
  6020. 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,505
  6021. I think maybe more alcohol in my life
  6022. or something.
  6023.  
  6024. 1391
  6025. 01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463
  6026. Okay, we all love you!
  6027.  
  6028. 1392
  6029. 01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:54,838
  6030. Yeah!
  6031.  
  6032. 1393
  6033. 01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255
  6034. We just love!
  6035.  
  6036. 1394
  6037. 01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088
  6038. Yeah!
  6039.  
  6040. 1395
  6041. 01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,671
  6042. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
  6043.  
  6044. 1396
  6045. 01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,546
  6046. Okay, you want me
  6047. to come with you?
  6048.  
  6049. 1397
  6050. 01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,546
  6051. Why didn't you tell me?
  6052.  
  6053. 1398
  6054. 01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:52,963
  6055. Why would I?
  6056.  
  6057. 1399
  6058. 01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:57,880
  6059. Because you tell your friends
  6060. when you got cancer, for Christ's sake.
  6061.  
  6062. 1400
  6063. 01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,546
  6064. Yeah.
  6065.  
  6066. 1401
  6067. 01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,171
  6068. Anyway...
  6069.  
  6070. 1402
  6071. 01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,171
  6072. The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow.
  6073.  
  6074. 1403
  6075. 01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713
  6076. And once they drain away all the fluid,
  6077.  
  6078. 1404
  6079. 01:08:09,796 --> 01:08:11,588
  6080. you'll be feeling fine, and...
  6081.  
  6082. 1405
  6083. 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,338
  6084. that's good because
  6085. the competition's in three days.
  6086.  
  6087. 1406
  6088. 01:08:14,921 --> 01:08:15,755
  6089. I'm not going.
  6090.  
  6091. 1407
  6092. 01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,505
  6093. Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not.
  6094.  
  6095. 1408
  6096. 01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,963
  6097. -No, you don't even need me! What am I--
  6098. -Yes, we--
  6099.  
  6100. 1409
  6101. 01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796
  6102. Of course we need you!
  6103.  
  6104. 1410
  6105. 01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:24,255
  6106. You're the leader.
  6107.  
  6108. 1411
  6109. 01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,713
  6110. And I'm not gonna let you quit
  6111. just like that.
  6112.  
  6113. 1412
  6114. 01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921
  6115. You are coming to the competition
  6116.  
  6117. 1413
  6118. 01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:32,421
  6119. if I have to drag you there myself.
  6120.  
  6121. 1414
  6122. 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755
  6123. I'm dying.
  6124.  
  6125. 1415
  6126. 01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,588
  6127. Well...
  6128.  
  6129. 1416
  6130. 01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,088
  6131. you were dying yesterday, and you're...
  6132.  
  6133. 1417
  6134. 01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421
  6135. you're gonna be dying next week.
  6136.  
  6137. 1418
  6138. 01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130
  6139. And in the meantime,
  6140.  
  6141. 1419
  6142. 01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130
  6143. you should be dancing your ass off.
  6144.  
  6145. 1420
  6146. 01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546
  6147. Isn't that what this was all about?
  6148.  
  6149. 1421
  6150. 01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:04,546
  6151. I'm scared.
  6152.  
  6153. 1422
  6154. 01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:11,713
  6155. -I'm scared, okay?
  6156. -I know, I know.
  6157.  
  6158. 1423
  6159. 01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,963
  6160. I'm sorry, it's just--
  6161.  
  6162. 1424
  6163. 01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171
  6164. I know you're scared, of course.
  6165.  
  6166. 1425
  6167. 01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:18,130
  6168. I'm so scared.
  6169.  
  6170. 1426
  6171. 01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:21,713
  6172. Sometimes you just
  6173. have to look that shit in the face
  6174.  
  6175. 1427
  6176. 01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171
  6177. and tell it to go to hell.
  6178.  
  6179. 1428
  6180. 01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:28,713
  6181. Thank you.
  6182.  
  6183. 1429
  6184. 01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296
  6185. -Okay.
  6186.  
  6187. 1430
  6188. 01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,838
  6189. Thank you...
  6190.  
  6191. 1431
  6192. 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130
  6193. for being my friend.
  6194.  
  6195. 1432
  6196. 01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,088
  6197. -Your feet are cold.
  6198. -I know.
  6199.  
  6200. 1433
  6201. 01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,838
  6202. -I don't think she's coming.
  6203. - Mm-mm.
  6204.  
  6205. 1434
  6206. 01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,963
  6207. - Yeah, I don't know.
  6208. -We're gonna be late.
  6209.  
  6210. 1435
  6211. 01:10:18,338 --> 01:10:19,546
  6212. Maybe we should just go on--
  6213.  
  6214. 1436
  6215. 01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546
  6216. No, Ruby! You sit your ass down.
  6217.  
  6218. 1437
  6219. 01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755
  6220. Nobody's going anywhere without Martha.
  6221.  
  6222. 1438
  6223. 01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880
  6224. It's okay.
  6225.  
  6226. 1439
  6227. 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,713
  6228. Oh!
  6229.  
  6230. 1440
  6231. 01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:33,546
  6232. See?
  6233.  
  6234. 1441
  6235. 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546
  6236. She's here! What took you so long?
  6237.  
  6238. 1442
  6239. 01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,838
  6240. -Oh, I know. I know, I know.
  6241. -Girl, what took you so long?
  6242.  
  6243. 1443
  6244. 01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421
  6245. -Well, everybody's here.
  6246. -No, we got a stop to make.
  6247.  
  6248. 1444
  6249. 01:10:42,463 --> 01:10:43,338
  6250. Okay?
  6251.  
  6252. 1445
  6253. 01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,463
  6254. -We gotta get Helen.
  6255. - Hey, I--
  6256.  
  6257. 1446
  6258. 01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,088
  6259. I can't do this.
  6260.  
  6261. 1447
  6262. 01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,963
  6263. Yes, you can.
  6264. You're gonna be fine.
  6265.  
  6266. 1448
  6267. 01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130
  6268. And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front
  6269. with Ben, okay?
  6270.  
  6271. 1449
  6272. 01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,421
  6273. -All right.
  6274. -All right.
  6275.  
  6276. 1450
  6277. 01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380
  6278. Do you want some free advice?
  6279.  
  6280. 1451
  6281. 01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,713
  6282. Sure.
  6283.  
  6284. 1452
  6285. 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505
  6286. You cannot wait
  6287. for Chloe to notice you, okay?
  6288.  
  6289. 1453
  6290. 01:11:03,588 --> 01:11:05,171
  6291. What? I'm not!
  6292.  
  6293. 1454
  6294. 01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130
  6295. Yeah, no, no.
  6296.  
  6297. 1455
  6298. 01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,796
  6299. A girl like that,
  6300. she gets a lot of attention,
  6301.  
  6302. 1456
  6303. 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755
  6304. and you have to be reckless. Right?
  6305.  
  6306. 1457
  6307. 01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,088
  6308. What does that mean?
  6309.  
  6310. 1458
  6311. 01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671
  6312. It means life is short,
  6313.  
  6314. 1459
  6315. 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046
  6316. and make your move already, okay?
  6317.  
  6318. 1460
  6319. 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296
  6320. <i>Back to throw,</i>
  6321. <i>across the middle...</i>
  6322.  
  6323. 1461
  6324. 01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:39,630
  6325. -Well...
  6326. <i>-</i>Shit! Tom is here!
  6327.  
  6328. 1462
  6329. 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,755
  6330. Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction.
  6331.  
  6332. 1463
  6333. 01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,838
  6334. I mean...
  6335.  
  6336. 1464
  6337. 01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630
  6338. Oh, God!
  6339.  
  6340. 1465
  6341. 01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296
  6342. I love being a cheerleader.
  6343.  
  6344. 1466
  6345. 01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755
  6346. Do it, do it!
  6347.  
  6348. 1467
  6349. 01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880
  6350. - <i>At the 35-30 yard line...</i>
  6351.  
  6352. 1468
  6353. 01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505
  6354. Is that our car?
  6355.  
  6356. 1469
  6357. 01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880
  6358. Oh. Son of a...
  6359.  
  6360. 1470
  6361. 01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630
  6362. What are you doing here?
  6363.  
  6364. 1471
  6365. 01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171
  6366. It's a rescue mission!
  6367.  
  6368. 1472
  6369. 01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,088
  6370. Now, shh!
  6371.  
  6372. 1473
  6373. 01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171
  6374. Now be quiet!
  6375.  
  6376. 1474
  6377. 01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296
  6378. All right, come on.
  6379.  
  6380. 1475
  6381. 01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,338
  6382. Oh, Jesus!
  6383.  
  6384. 1476
  6385. 01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,588
  6386. -Security, Chief Carl.
  6387. -Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.
  6388.  
  6389. 1477
  6390. 01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380
  6391. Somebody threw a rock
  6392. into my goddamn window!
  6393.  
  6394. 1478
  6395. 01:12:36,463 --> 01:12:37,963
  6396. Any idea who might've done it?
  6397.  
  6398. 1479
  6399. 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505
  6400. The gang she's always hanging around with?
  6401.  
  6402. 1480
  6403. 01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,796
  6404. Ah, hurry!
  6405.  
  6406. 1481
  6407. 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380
  6408. -Oh, shit!
  6409. -Watch that tree.
  6410.  
  6411. 1482
  6412. 01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:44,338
  6413. No, no, no, wait!
  6414.  
  6415. 1483
  6416. 01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546
  6417. Call Vicki.
  6418.  
  6419. 1484
  6420. 01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671
  6421. Sweetie, she's not in here.
  6422.  
  6423. 1485
  6424. 01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005
  6425. What?
  6426.  
  6427. 1486
  6428. 01:12:51,088 --> 01:12:52,046
  6429. Door closing!
  6430.  
  6431. 1487
  6432. 01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046
  6433. Okay, go, go, go!
  6434.  
  6435. 1488
  6436. 01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,588
  6437. Thank God! Praise Jesus!
  6438.  
  6439. 1489
  6440. 01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796
  6441. -Come on, let's go, go, go!
  6442. -You gotta be kiddin' me!
  6443.  
  6444. 1490
  6445. 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,338
  6446. Mother! Get out of the van, now.
  6447.  
  6448. 1491
  6449. 01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296
  6450. -Yeah!
  6451.  
  6452. 1492
  6453. 01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505
  6454. Who's the little slut now?
  6455.  
  6456. 1493
  6457. 01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:21,505
  6458. Please, stop!
  6459.  
  6460. 1494
  6461. 01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046
  6462. And Dorris, get out.<i> </i>Please, get out.
  6463.  
  6464. 1495
  6465. 01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:26,088
  6466. Please, get out.<i> </i>Out!
  6467.  
  6468. 1496
  6469. 01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421
  6470. Out! Out!
  6471.  
  6472. 1497
  6473. 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630
  6474. Okay, let's go, Carl.
  6475.  
  6476. 1498
  6477. 01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,005
  6478. -All right. Hang on.
  6479. -Let's go.
  6480.  
  6481. 1499
  6482. 01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,380
  6483. -You in?
  6484.  
  6485. 1500
  6486. 01:13:31,838 --> 01:13:33,088
  6487. Oh, there they are!
  6488.  
  6489. 1501
  6490. 01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796
  6491. -Come on! Cut 'em off!
  6492. -Hey.
  6493.  
  6494. 1502
  6495. 01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,588
  6496. Oh! Oh!
  6497.  
  6498. 1503
  6499. 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046
  6500. Turn off the engine
  6501. and step out of the vehicle!
  6502.  
  6503. 1504
  6504. 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,630
  6505. Drive, drive!
  6506.  
  6507. 1505
  6508. 01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:48,505
  6509. -Go, go!
  6510. -Go!
  6511.  
  6512. 1506
  6513. 01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:49,546
  6514. Oh, my God.
  6515.  
  6516. 1507
  6517. 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,588
  6518. -Where are they goin'?
  6519. -Just follow 'em.
  6520.  
  6521. 1508
  6522. 01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,088
  6523. -Follow them where?
  6524. -Just follow--
  6525.  
  6526. 1509
  6527. 01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505
  6528. Just follow them! Just turn around!
  6529.  
  6530. 1510
  6531. 01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671
  6532. Today, Carl!
  6533.  
  6534. 1511
  6535. 01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,963
  6536. Oh!
  6537.  
  6538. 1512
  6539. 01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,088
  6540. Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
  6541.  
  6542. 1513
  6543. 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,338
  6544. Oh!
  6545.  
  6546. 1514
  6547. 01:14:03,963 --> 01:14:06,088
  6548. Well, can you turn this thing on?
  6549.  
  6550. 1515
  6551. 01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171
  6552. The siren, the...
  6553.  
  6554. 1516
  6555. 01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380
  6556. -Oh! Okay! All right!
  6557.  
  6558. 1517
  6559. 01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:12,921
  6560. Why are we chasing them again?
  6561.  
  6562. 1518
  6563. 01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,713
  6564. What? Oh, for pity's sake!
  6565.  
  6566. 1519
  6567. 01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046
  6568. They are an unofficial club.
  6569.  
  6570. 1520
  6571. 01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421
  6572. Go faster!
  6573.  
  6574. 1521
  6575. 01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421
  6576. It does not go any faster!
  6577.  
  6578. 1522
  6579. 01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,213
  6580. -Floor it!
  6581. -It's floored!
  6582.  
  6583. 1523
  6584. 01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296
  6585. Well, this was a ridiculous purchase,
  6586.  
  6587. 1524
  6588. 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505
  6589. and I don't know why
  6590. you didn't express that
  6591.  
  6592. 1525
  6593. 01:14:29,588 --> 01:14:31,380
  6594. at the time the check was being written!
  6595.  
  6596. 1526
  6597. 01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,463
  6598. Oh!
  6599.  
  6600. 1527
  6601. 01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546
  6602. Hi, Vicki!
  6603.  
  6604. 1528
  6605. 01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:57,380
  6606. Where are you all going?
  6607.  
  6608. 1529
  6609. 01:14:57,463 --> 01:14:59,713
  6610. Heading to the cheerleading competition.
  6611. Wanna go?
  6612.  
  6613. 1530
  6614. 01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,338
  6615. Is that a serious question, David?
  6616.  
  6617. 1531
  6618. 01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171
  6619. And what do you think you're doing?
  6620.  
  6621. 1532
  6622. 01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171
  6623. -I wanna see what's gonna happen.
  6624. -Come on, Carl!
  6625.  
  6626. 1533
  6627. 01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421
  6628. -Well, go on, then!
  6629. -I'm going.
  6630.  
  6631. 1534
  6632. 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755
  6633. -Just go on with your bad self!
  6634. - I am going!
  6635.  
  6636. 1535
  6637. 01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:12,171
  6638. Panty-chaser!
  6639.  
  6640. 1536
  6641. 01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,213
  6642. Turncoat!
  6643.  
  6644. 1537
  6645. 01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,463
  6646. Sticks and stones, Vicki!
  6647. Sticks and stones!
  6648.  
  6649. 1538
  6650. 01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796
  6651. Traitor!
  6652.  
  6653. 1539
  6654. 01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:22,796
  6655. Hurry!
  6656.  
  6657. 1540
  6658. 01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421
  6659. We're late! Go in! Okay!
  6660.  
  6661. 1541
  6662. 01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,963
  6663. The music!
  6664.  
  6665. 1542
  6666. 01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046
  6667. Here, I got it, I got it.
  6668.  
  6669. 1543
  6670. 01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171
  6671. Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry.
  6672. Here, you got it?
  6673.  
  6674. 1544
  6675. 01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,088
  6676. I got it.
  6677.  
  6678. 1545
  6679. 01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171
  6680. Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in?
  6681.  
  6682. 1546
  6683. 01:15:33,588 --> 01:15:35,880
  6684. Sure, which squad
  6685. is your granddaughter competing in?
  6686.  
  6687. 1547
  6688. 01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,338
  6689. Uh, my granddaughter is not competing.
  6690.  
  6691. 1548
  6692. 01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:42,130
  6693. I am. Sun Springs.
  6694.  
  6695. 1549
  6696. 01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421
  6697. And, um...
  6698.  
  6699. 1550
  6700. 01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671
  6701. It says here you've been disqualified.
  6702.  
  6703. 1551
  6704. 01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921
  6705. Just breathe, stretch.
  6706.  
  6707. 1552
  6708. 01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,963
  6709. -You got this.
  6710. -Yeah.
  6711.  
  6712. 1553
  6713. 01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255
  6714. Don't even worry about it. Just worry
  6715. about your routine and everything.
  6716.  
  6717. 1554
  6718. 01:15:56,588 --> 01:15:57,630
  6719. You need anything?
  6720.  
  6721. 1555
  6722. 01:15:57,713 --> 01:15:59,755
  6723. -Yes, air.
  6724. - Mmm.
  6725.  
  6726. 1556
  6727. 01:15:59,838 --> 01:16:01,130
  6728. Yeah. You just gotta breathe.
  6729.  
  6730. 1557
  6731. 01:16:01,213 --> 01:16:02,755
  6732. Our next squad performing...
  6733.  
  6734. 1558
  6735. 01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,130
  6736. Oh, shit.
  6737.  
  6738. 1559
  6739. 01:16:04,213 --> 01:16:06,046
  6740. ...for the very first time,
  6741.  
  6742. 1560
  6743. 01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755
  6744. all the way from Jacksonville, Florida.
  6745.  
  6746. 1561
  6747. 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296
  6748. What are you doing here?
  6749. I thought you quit.
  6750.  
  6751. 1562
  6752. 01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:13,671
  6753. We came to cheer.
  6754.  
  6755. 1563
  6756. 01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,213
  6757. Are you serious?
  6758.  
  6759. 1564
  6760. 01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546
  6761. - Cannot be serious.
  6762. - They're competing?
  6763.  
  6764. 1565
  6765. 01:16:19,838 --> 01:16:20,671
  6766. Yeah.
  6767.  
  6768. 1566
  6769. 01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,213
  6770. -We are.
  6771.  
  6772. 1567
  6773. 01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130
  6774. Uh...
  6775.  
  6776. 1568
  6777. 01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130
  6778. Okay.
  6779.  
  6780. 1569
  6781. 01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,963
  6782. Pathetic.
  6783.  
  6784. 1570
  6785. 01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:29,921
  6786. -Bye.
  6787. - Bye, good luck.
  6788.  
  6789. 1571
  6790. 01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130
  6791. Good luck.
  6792.  
  6793. 1572
  6794. 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,296
  6795. Hey!
  6796.  
  6797. 1573
  6798. 01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921
  6799. Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting?
  6800.  
  6801. 1574
  6802. 01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380
  6803. Oh, I was just too busy, you know,
  6804. with school and everything.
  6805.  
  6806. 1575
  6807. 01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,588
  6808. I-I couldn't do both.
  6809.  
  6810. 1576
  6811. 01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880
  6812. Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
  6813.  
  6814. 1577
  6815. 01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,838
  6816. We didn't want you quitting for us.
  6817.  
  6818. 1578
  6819. 01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130
  6820. No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to.
  6821.  
  6822. 1579
  6823. 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630
  6824. I've never had a grandma before,
  6825. and now it's like I have eight.
  6826.  
  6827. 1580
  6828. 01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796
  6829. Oh.
  6830.  
  6831. 1581
  6832. 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671
  6833. Your group is too old to compete.
  6834.  
  6835. 1582
  6836. 01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671
  6837. The entry form says
  6838. there's an 18 and over category,
  6839.  
  6840. 1583
  6841. 01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921
  6842. and we're over 18.
  6843.  
  6844. 1584
  6845. 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421
  6846. -This competition is for young women only.
  6847. -What's going on here?
  6848.  
  6849. 1585
  6850. 01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,463
  6851. Oh, my God!
  6852.  
  6853. 1586
  6854. 01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,713
  6855. Oh, Chief Carl.
  6856.  
  6857. 1587
  6858. 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,755
  6859. Well, she's saying that we can't compete.
  6860.  
  6861. 1588
  6862. 01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255
  6863. You didn't mention
  6864. your age on the application.
  6865.  
  6866. 1589
  6867. 01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755
  6868. Chief Carl.
  6869.  
  6870. 1590
  6871. 01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:30,546
  6872. Special Branch Division.
  6873.  
  6874. 1591
  6875. 01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,713
  6876. You're in express violation
  6877. of both State and Federal law.
  6878.  
  6879. 1592
  6880. 01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671
  6881. Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3.
  6882.  
  6883. 1593
  6884. 01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880
  6885. If you don't let these women compete,
  6886.  
  6887. 1594
  6888. 01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,921
  6889. I'm gonna have to haul your ass
  6890. down to the station
  6891.  
  6892. 1595
  6893. 01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,463
  6894. and throw the book at you
  6895. for age discrimination.
  6896.  
  6897. 1596
  6898. 01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380
  6899. Now, we can do this the easy way,
  6900.  
  6901. 1597
  6902. 01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,338
  6903. or we can do it the hard way.
  6904.  
  6905. 1598
  6906. 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255
  6907. And just for the record,
  6908. I prefer the hard way.
  6909.  
  6910. 1599
  6911. 01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171
  6912. You're on in ten minutes.
  6913.  
  6914. 1600
  6915. 01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,963
  6916. God, that was amazing!
  6917.  
  6918. 1601
  6919. 01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,838
  6920. I can't believe they fell for it.
  6921. I made the whole thing up right there!
  6922.  
  6923. 1602
  6924. 01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546
  6925. You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go.
  6926.  
  6927. 1603
  6928. 01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421
  6929. Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
  6930.  
  6931. 1604
  6932. 01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671
  6933. What took you so long?
  6934. Everybody's freaking out!
  6935.  
  6936. 1605
  6937. 01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755
  6938. I feel sick!
  6939.  
  6940. 1606
  6941. 01:18:17,838 --> 01:18:21,088
  6942. My stupid dickhead husband was right!
  6943. I can't do this!
  6944.  
  6945. 1607
  6946. 01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796
  6947. Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No.
  6948.  
  6949. 1608
  6950. 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046
  6951. -No, no, no, no.
  6952. -All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on.
  6953.  
  6954. 1609
  6955. 01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546
  6956. -Okay, let's huddle.
  6957. -Come on.
  6958.  
  6959. 1610
  6960. 01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630
  6961. Phew, okay.
  6962.  
  6963. 1611
  6964. 01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:28,755
  6965. Come on.
  6966.  
  6967. 1612
  6968. 01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046
  6969. Guys, don't worry about the audience!
  6970.  
  6971. 1613
  6972. 01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:35,130
  6973. Just follow each other
  6974. like we practiced, okay?
  6975.  
  6976. 1614
  6977. 01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,255
  6978. We got this.
  6979.  
  6980. 1615
  6981. 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671
  6982. -Martha?
  6983. - Hmm?
  6984.  
  6985. 1616
  6986. 01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380
  6987. Anything you'd like to add?
  6988.  
  6989. 1617
  6990. 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630
  6991. I know I told you we could do this.
  6992.  
  6993. 1618
  6994. 01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,463
  6995. But the truth is I have no idea
  6996. what's gonna happen out there.
  6997.  
  6998. 1619
  6999. 01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671
  7000. Maybe we'll make
  7001. fools of ourselves, right?
  7002.  
  7003. 1620
  7004. 01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380
  7005. But I do know one thing.
  7006.  
  7007. 1621
  7008. 01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255
  7009. There's no one
  7010. I'd rather go out there with...
  7011.  
  7012. 1622
  7013. 01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,088
  7014. than you ladies.
  7015.  
  7016. 1623
  7017. 01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880
  7018. I love you! I love you all! Okay?
  7019.  
  7020. 1624
  7021. 01:19:06,963 --> 01:19:08,296
  7022. Now, I know you're scared.
  7023.  
  7024. 1625
  7025. 01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,088
  7026. Whoo! I'm scared, too.
  7027.  
  7028. 1626
  7029. 01:19:10,588 --> 01:19:11,463
  7030. Scared?
  7031.  
  7032. 1627
  7033. 01:19:12,838 --> 01:19:13,880
  7034. But, you know,
  7035.  
  7036. 1628
  7037. 01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:18,505
  7038. sometimes you just have to look that shit
  7039. in the face and tell it to go to hell!
  7040.  
  7041. 1629
  7042. 01:19:24,213 --> 01:19:25,088
  7043. Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
  7044.  
  7045. 1630
  7046. 01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,713
  7047. <i>♪ Drop it ♪</i>
  7048.  
  7049. 1631
  7050. 01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,588
  7051. They're
  7052. the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders!
  7053.  
  7054. 1632
  7055. 01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796
  7056. And they showed us that attitude
  7057. this year!
  7058.  
  7059. 1633
  7060. 01:19:35,213 --> 01:19:40,171
  7061. Our next squad comes
  7062. from the Sun Springs Retirement Community.
  7063.  
  7064. 1634
  7065. 01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380
  7066. Seriously?
  7067.  
  7068. 1635
  7069. 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421
  7070. -Hey.
  7071. -Hey.
  7072.  
  7073. 1636
  7074. 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:02,213
  7075. <i>♪ Three, six, nine ♪</i>
  7076.  
  7077. 1637
  7078. 01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:03,963
  7079. <i>♪ The goose drank wine ♪</i>
  7080.  
  7081. 1638
  7082. 01:20:04,046 --> 01:20:06,588
  7083. <i>♪ The monkey chew tobacco</i>
  7084. <i>On the street car line ♪</i>
  7085.  
  7086. 1639
  7087. 01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,213
  7088. <i>♪ The line broke ♪</i>
  7089.  
  7090. 1640
  7091. 01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:09,588
  7092. <i>♪ The monkey got choked ♪</i>
  7093.  
  7094. 1641
  7095. 01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:12,255
  7096. <i>♪ And they all went to heaven</i>
  7097. <i>In a little rowboat ♪</i>
  7098.  
  7099. 1642
  7100. 01:20:12,338 --> 01:20:13,338
  7101. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  7102.  
  7103. 1643
  7104. 01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:14,755
  7105. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  7106.  
  7107. 1644
  7108. 01:20:15,130 --> 01:20:16,213
  7109. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  7110.  
  7111. 1645
  7112. 01:20:16,713 --> 01:20:17,963
  7113. <i>♪ Clap, slap ♪</i>
  7114.  
  7115. 1646
  7116. 01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,130
  7117. <i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>
  7118.  
  7119. 1647
  7120. 01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:21,838
  7121. <i>♪ Clap your hand</i>
  7122. <i>Pat it on your partner's hand ♪</i>
  7123.  
  7124. 1648
  7125. 01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:23,213
  7126. <i>♪ Right hand ♪</i>
  7127.  
  7128. 1649
  7129. 01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,588
  7130. Oh, my Olive.
  7131.  
  7132. 1650
  7133. 01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505
  7134. They're amazing!
  7135.  
  7136. 1651
  7137. 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,421
  7138. <i>♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪</i>
  7139.  
  7140. 1652
  7141. 01:20:28,713 --> 01:20:30,921
  7142. <i>♪ My mother told me ♪</i>
  7143.  
  7144. 1653
  7145. 01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:33,880
  7146. <i>♪ If I was goody ♪</i>
  7147.  
  7148. 1654
  7149. 01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:36,630
  7150. <i>♪ That she would buy me ♪</i>
  7151.  
  7152. 1655
  7153. 01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:39,588
  7154. <i>♪ A rubber dolly ♪</i>
  7155.  
  7156. 1656
  7157. 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,671
  7158. <i>-♪ Let me see you make it clap now ♪</i>
  7159. <i>-♪ Yeah ♪</i>
  7160.  
  7161. 1657
  7162. 01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:44,338
  7163. <i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
  7164. <i>And pat it on your partner's ♪</i>
  7165.  
  7166. 1658
  7167. 01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,505
  7168. <i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
  7169. <i>And cross it on your left arm ♪</i>
  7170.  
  7171. 1659
  7172. 01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,755
  7173. <i>♪ Pat your hand</i>
  7174. <i>Now up on your right arm ♪</i>
  7175.  
  7176. 1660
  7177. 01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:51,338
  7178. <i>♪ Now up on your right arm ♪</i>
  7179.  
  7180. 1661
  7181. 01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:52,838
  7182. <i>♪ If you press along, long ♪</i>
  7183.  
  7184. 1662
  7185. 01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:56,130
  7186. <i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
  7187. <i>And put it on your partner's ♪</i>
  7188.  
  7189. 1663
  7190. 01:20:56,296 --> 01:20:59,005
  7191. <i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
  7192. <i>And cross it on your left arm ♪</i>
  7193.  
  7194. 1664
  7195. 01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:00,171
  7196. The music's perfect.
  7197.  
  7198. 1665
  7199. 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,880
  7200. <i>♪ Now up on your right arm</i>
  7201. <i>Now up on your right arm ♪</i>
  7202.  
  7203. 1666
  7204. 01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:04,713
  7205. <i>♪ If you press along, long ♪</i>
  7206.  
  7207. 1667
  7208. 01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:05,963
  7209. <i>♪ My mother told me ♪</i>
  7210.  
  7211. 1668
  7212. 01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:09,046
  7213. <i>♪ If I was goody ♪</i>
  7214.  
  7215. 1669
  7216. 01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:12,296
  7217. <i>♪ That she would buy me ♪</i>
  7218.  
  7219. 1670
  7220. 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,921
  7221. <i>♪ A rubber dolly ♪</i>
  7222.  
  7223. 1671
  7224. 01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:17,421
  7225. <i>♪ My aunty told her ♪</i>
  7226.  
  7227. 1672
  7228. 01:21:18,255 --> 01:21:20,213
  7229. <i>♪ I kissed a soldier ♪</i>
  7230.  
  7231. 1673
  7232. 01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:22,671
  7233. <i>♪ Now she won't buy me ♪</i>
  7234.  
  7235. 1674
  7236. 01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630
  7237. Now.
  7238.  
  7239. 1675
  7240. 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,338
  7241. <i>♪ A rubber dolly ♪</i>
  7242.  
  7243. 1676
  7244. 01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255
  7245. Whoo!
  7246.  
  7247. 1677
  7248. 01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:28,671
  7249. <i>♪ Never ♪</i>
  7250.  
  7251. 1678
  7252. 01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,213
  7253. <i>♪ Never ♪</i>
  7254.  
  7255. 1679
  7256. 01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:31,921
  7257. <i>♪ Never ♪</i>
  7258.  
  7259. 1680
  7260. 01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171
  7261. Yeah!
  7262.  
  7263. 1681
  7264. 01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,338
  7265. Whoo!
  7266.  
  7267. 1682
  7268. 01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,963
  7269. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
  7270.  
  7271. 1683
  7272. 01:21:40,338 --> 01:21:41,505
  7273. Whoo!
  7274.  
  7275. 1684
  7276. 01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:51,046
  7277. <i>♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪</i>
  7278.  
  7279. 1685
  7280. 01:21:52,171 --> 01:21:54,338
  7281. <i>♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪</i>
  7282.  
  7283. 1686
  7284. 01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:58,421
  7285. <i>♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪</i>
  7286.  
  7287. 1687
  7288. 01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,005
  7289. <i>♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪</i>
  7290.  
  7291. 1688
  7292. 01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:03,880
  7293. <i>♪ Money, money ♪</i>
  7294.  
  7295. 1689
  7296. 01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,755
  7297. <i>♪ Spread it like ♪</i>
  7298.  
  7299. 1690
  7300. 01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:17,880
  7301. <i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>
  7302.  
  7303. 1691
  7304. 01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,130
  7305. Whoo!
  7306.  
  7307. 1692
  7308. 01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:36,255
  7309. That was
  7310. the Sun Springs All Stars
  7311.  
  7312. 1693
  7313. 01:22:36,338 --> 01:22:38,630
  7314. from Sun Springs Retirement Community.
  7315.  
  7316. 1694
  7317. 01:22:39,213 --> 01:22:42,546
  7318. What a performance!
  7319. What a response from the audience!
  7320.  
  7321. 1695
  7322. 01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171
  7323. Thank you!
  7324.  
  7325. 1696
  7326. 01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,963
  7327. Coming up next,
  7328.  
  7329. 1697
  7330. 01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,838
  7331. a special performance
  7332. by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders
  7333.  
  7334. 1698
  7335. 01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880
  7336. supporting ovarian cancer research
  7337.  
  7338. 1699
  7339. 01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546
  7340. in memory of Martha Walker.
  7341.  
  7342. 1700
  7343. 01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,213
  7344. Okay, everyone. Two minutes.
  7345.  
  7346. 1701
  7347. 01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,963
  7348. Let's huddle in.
  7349.  
  7350. 1702
  7351. 01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755
  7352. Huddle in.
  7353.  
  7354. 1703
  7355. 01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,338
  7356. All right, don't worry about the crowd.
  7357.  
  7358. 1704
  7359. 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296
  7360. It's just us out there.
  7361.  
  7362. 1705
  7363. 01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380
  7364. You got this.
  7365.  
  7366. 1706
  7367. 01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,046
  7368. Sheryl, anything you'd like to add?
  7369.  
  7370. 1707
  7371. 01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,588
  7372. Just one thing.
  7373.  
  7374. 1708
  7375. 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296
  7376. We're doing this...
  7377.  
  7378. 1709
  7379. 01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005
  7380. for Martha.
  7381.  
  7382. 1710
  7383. 01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,046
  7384. For Martha.
  7385.  
  7386. 1711
  7387. 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,546
  7388. <i>♪ Spread it like ♪</i>
  7389.  
  7390. 1712
  7391. 01:25:38,421 --> 01:25:39,630
  7392. <i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>
  7393.  
  7394. 1713
  7395. 01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:41,546
  7396. <i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>
  7397.  
  7398. 1714
  7399. 01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,588
  7400. <i>♪ Spread it like ♪</i>
  7401.  
  7402. 1715
  7403. 01:25:51,838 --> 01:25:54,380
  7404. <i>♪ Sleepless nights at the chateau ♪</i>
  7405.  
  7406. 1716
  7407. 01:25:54,463 --> 01:25:55,463
  7408. <i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>
  7409.  
  7410. 1717
  7411. 01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,463
  7412. <i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>
  7413.  
  7414. 1718
  7415. 01:25:59,171 --> 01:26:01,671
  7416. <i>♪ Kush, kush wherever we go ♪</i>
  7417.  
  7418. 1719
  7419. 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,838
  7420. <i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>
  7421.  
  7422. 1720
  7423. 01:26:03,046 --> 01:26:05,005
  7424. <i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>
  7425.  
  7426. 1721
  7427. 01:26:05,921 --> 01:26:08,380
  7428. <i>♪ To get a wildfire burning ♪</i>
  7429.  
  7430. 1722
  7431. 01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:09,588
  7432. <i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>
  7433.  
  7434. 1723
  7435. 01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,505
  7436. <i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>
  7437.  
  7438. 1724
  7439. 01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,755
  7440. <i>♪ Ace high, I'm going all in ♪</i>
  7441.  
  7442. 1725
  7443. 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:16,796
  7444. <i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>
  7445.  
  7446. 1726
  7447. 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,796
  7448. <i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>
  7449.  
  7450. 1727
  7451. 01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:24,255
  7452. <i>♪ Come on, everybody ♪</i>
  7453.  
  7454. 1728
  7455. 01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,671
  7456. <i>♪ I say let's play a game ♪</i>
  7457.  
  7458. 1729
  7459. 01:26:28,296 --> 01:26:30,838
  7460. <i>♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪</i>
  7461.  
  7462. 1730
  7463. 01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,505
  7464. <i>♪ Out of anybody's name ♪</i>
  7465.  
  7466. 1731
  7467. 01:26:34,005 --> 01:26:34,880
  7468. <i>♪ Sheryl, Sheryl ♪</i>
  7469.  
  7470. 1732
  7471. 01:26:34,963 --> 01:26:36,213
  7472. <i>♪ Sheryl, Sheryl, bo baron ♪</i>
  7473.  
  7474. 1733
  7475. 01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,838
  7476. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo faron ♪</i>
  7477.  
  7478. 1734
  7479. 01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,671
  7480. <i>♪ Fee fi mo maron ♪</i>
  7481.  
  7482. 1735
  7483. 01:26:40,046 --> 01:26:42,255
  7484. <i>♪ Sheryl ♪</i>
  7485.  
  7486. 1736
  7487. 01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,880
  7488. <i>-♪ Who's next? ♪</i>
  7489. <i>-♪ Alice! ♪</i>
  7490.  
  7491. 1737
  7492. 01:26:43,963 --> 01:26:45,213
  7493. <i>♪ Alice, Alice, bo balice ♪</i>
  7494.  
  7495. 1738
  7496. 01:26:45,296 --> 01:26:46,880
  7497. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo falice ♪</i>
  7498.  
  7499. 1739
  7500. 01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,380
  7501. <i>♪ Fee fi mo malice ♪</i>
  7502.  
  7503. 1740
  7504. 01:26:48,463 --> 01:26:50,046
  7505. <i>♪ Alice ♪</i>
  7506.  
  7507. 1741
  7508. 01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:51,380
  7509. <i>-♪ Now Olive ♪</i>
  7510. <i>-♪ Olive! ♪</i>
  7511.  
  7512. 1742
  7513. 01:26:51,463 --> 01:26:52,713
  7514. <i>♪ Olive, Olive, bo bolive ♪</i>
  7515.  
  7516. 1743
  7517. 01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,380
  7518. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo folive ♪</i>
  7519.  
  7520. 1744
  7521. 01:26:54,463 --> 01:26:55,880
  7522. <i>♪ Fee fi mo molive ♪</i>
  7523.  
  7524. 1745
  7525. 01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:57,380
  7526. <i>-♪ Olive ♪</i>
  7527. <i>-♪ Evelyn! ♪</i>
  7528.  
  7529. 1746
  7530. 01:26:57,463 --> 01:26:59,255
  7531. <i>♪ Evelyn, Evenlyn, bo bevelyn ♪</i>
  7532.  
  7533. 1747
  7534. 01:26:59,338 --> 01:27:00,963
  7535. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo fevelyn ♪</i>
  7536.  
  7537. 1748
  7538. 01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:02,463
  7539. <i>♪ Mee mi moevylyn ♪</i>
  7540.  
  7541. 1749
  7542. 01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:03,380
  7543. <i>-♪ Evelyn ♪</i>
  7544. <i>-♪ Ruby! ♪</i>
  7545.  
  7546. 1750
  7547. 01:27:03,463 --> 01:27:04,713
  7548. <i>♪ Ruby, Ruby, bo booby ♪</i>
  7549.  
  7550. 1751
  7551. 01:27:04,796 --> 01:27:06,380
  7552. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo fooby♪</i>
  7553.  
  7554. 1752
  7555. 01:27:06,463 --> 01:27:07,838
  7556. <i>♪ Fee fi mo mooby ♪</i>
  7557.  
  7558. 1753
  7559. 01:27:07,921 --> 01:27:09,380
  7560. <i>-♪ Ruby ♪</i>
  7561. <i>-♪ Phyllis! ♪</i>
  7562.  
  7563. 1754
  7564. 01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:10,713
  7565. <i>♪ Phyllis, Phyllis, bo byllis ♪</i>
  7566.  
  7567. 1755
  7568. 01:27:10,796 --> 01:27:12,338
  7569. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo fyllis ♪</i>
  7570.  
  7571. 1756
  7572. 01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:13,880
  7573. <i>♪ Fee fi mo myllis ♪</i>
  7574.  
  7575. 1757
  7576. 01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,380
  7577. <i>-♪ Phyllis ♪</i>
  7578. <i>♪ Now Helen! ♪</i>
  7579.  
  7580. 1758
  7581. 01:27:15,463 --> 01:27:17,421
  7582. <i>♪ Helen, Helen, bo bellen ♪</i>
  7583.  
  7584. 1759
  7585. 01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:18,880
  7586. <i>♪ Banana fanna fo fellen ♪</i>
  7587.  
  7588. 1760
  7589. 01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,463
  7590. <i>♪ Fee fi mo mellen ♪</i>
  7591.  
  7592. 1761
  7593. 01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:21,380
  7594. <i>♪ Helen ♪</i>
  7595.  
  7596. 1762
  7597. 01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,921
  7598. <i>♪ Come on, everybody ♪</i>
  7599.  
  7600. 1763
  7601. 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,338
  7602. <i>♪ I say let's play a game ♪</i>
  7603.  
  7604. 1764
  7605. 01:27:26,796 --> 01:27:29,546
  7606. <i>♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪</i>
  7607.  
  7608. 1765
  7609. 01:27:30,005 --> 01:27:32,421
  7610. <i>♪ Out of anybody's name ♪</i>
  7611.  
  7612. 1766
  7613. 01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:33,380
  7614. <i>♪ Sing it with me ♪</i>
  7615.  
  7616. 1767
  7617. 01:27:33,463 --> 01:27:36,380
  7618. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7619.  
  7620. 1768
  7621. 01:27:36,463 --> 01:27:38,505
  7622. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7623.  
  7624. 1769
  7625. 01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:39,421
  7626. <i>♪ Martha ♪</i>
  7627.  
  7628. 1770
  7629. 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:42,338
  7630. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7631.  
  7632. 1771
  7633. 01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:45,130
  7634. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7635.  
  7636. 1772
  7637. 01:27:45,213 --> 01:27:46,713
  7638. <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>
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