There was once a boy who lived on an island

He had one good father, and two bitches in his family

His father was once a soldier, lean and strong

He started to eat just at this one place

This one place in the world and never stoppped

He didn't become strong from this food, no no

It made him into a fat american pig

So his son got a job at this place

Making him never eat there again

Is this Food?																								Hi, Welcome to McDonald's

Can I take your order?																						 Eat your grey sludge