Can't Think of Funny Analogies for Ninja x Pegasus Knight A

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  1. [08:37:16] <Norn> yeah i'm just trying to think of whether the location would matter or not
  2. [08:37:23] <Norn> prrrrrrrrrrrrrrobably not
  3. [08:37:36] <Norn> so it gets to be a nondescript camp this time, instead of anything cool/special
  4. [08:38:11] <Norn> I'd say 'you get to the ruin that was mentioned and hang out there' but honestly i haven't even made the map for that yet and i have REALLY high expectations for how weird it'll look, thus, explaining it in text wouldn't really do it justice
  5. [08:38:28] <Norn> So anyway, you're doing ninja shit when suddenly-
  6. [08:38:36] <Norn> no i actually mean it this time, what else would you be doing?
  7. [08:38:39] <Norn> of course it's ninja shit
  8. [08:38:50] <Nagare_Shinobu> Of course.
  9. [08:39:03] <Norn> So you're doing ninja shit when a pegasus lands ON TOP OF YOU just kidding it lands over to the side.  "Heya," speaks a familiar voice from atop its back.
  10. [08:41:51] <Nagare_Shinobu> Upon sensing the pegasus, Shinobu placed a hand on his Fuuma Shuriken, but resumed a normal stance after realizing that it was just Norn. "... Hey there."
  11. [08:42:47] <Norn> not like it'd matter 'cause they have WTD EXCEPT THE AXE PEG OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ARIEL STILLE XISTS
  12. [08:42:54] <Norn> ... ahem
  13. [08:43:31] <Norn> "So uh... a lot of stuff just happened all at once."  Wearing a serious expression instead of her usual silly smile, the pegasus' rider hops down and approaches shyly.
  14. [08:44:11] <Norn> "I guess, er... I guess my search is over, as sudden as it ended.  But what about yours?"
  15. [08:45:13] <Nagare_Shinobu> A moment of hesitation, then a sigh preceding something worse. "... that was a lie. I'm sorry, Norn."
  16. [08:45:51] <Norn> "Wh-huh?  W-What's that supposed to mean?"  Her expression changes instantaneously, to one of befuddlement.
  17. [08:49:47] <Nagare_Shinobu> This... might suck. "My name is Nagare Shinobu the Second, the firstborn son to the thirteenth generation of the Nagare Clan. 'Aileen' never existed. I'm not a retired spy, I'm a Sirrolantean Shinobi."
  18. [08:50:54] <Norn> "I..."  Norn clamps her eyes shit, pausing a bit to take all this in.  "..."
  19. [08:51:15] <Norn> "... Wait, where's the downside to that?  That sounds COOL."
  20. [08:51:45] <Norn> "Except um... except the part about lying.  I'm not sure how to feel about that, but you had your reasons, right?"
  21. [09:00:25] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Considering we had a Sirrolantean with us for quite a while, I'd say most of my reasons were invalidated," Another, albeit smaller, pause. "But... I guess I'm still the best, aren't I?" A chuckle that ends itself as suddenly as it started. "What a lie."
  22. [09:03:40] <Norn> "... Hey."  This time without hesitating, Norn walks up and puts a hand on your shoulder.  Assuming that doesn't trigger an instant teleportation reaction, because, you know, ninja.  "You'll uh... oh geez, can't believe I'm saying this.  But who cares if that's true or not?  You can always be SOMEONE'S best."
  23. [09:04:03] <Norn> "Like uh... y'know, like mine."
  24. [09:05:09] <Norn> And then her expression turns back to a pout faster than you can say 'peter piper pilfered a pack of pretentious pegasi.'  "Unless you were making up that whole story just so you could relate to me and get in my pants.  Hmph!  I'm not THAT easy!"
  25. [09:05:25] <Norn> "... But you told it before I told mine I'm pretty sure, so, you get a pass this time."
  26. [09:11:46] <Nagare_Shinobu> Nah man, he'd just get fuckin' chased down by that 8 Mov. "Your best...? What do you mean by that?" He's pretty sure he knows, but just before anyone jumps to anything (or on something), he's making sure of that. But the real question is "Can he commit to that?"
  27. [09:12:23] <Norn> 9.  I dunno why falcokninghts have 9 in this because i SWEAR they didn't in any of the games, but, it's a good number
  28. [09:13:48] <Nagare_Shinobu> Because PoR had Elinicia.
  29. [09:13:49] <Norn> "I mean I look up to you."  She puts her hands on her hips, smiling smugly.  Smugiling.  "Why, what'd you think I meant?  It's not easy to earn the respect of someone who graduated RPC at the top of her class, you know, you should feel honored!"
  30. [09:13:59] <Norn> oh, right, yeah, okay
  31. [09:16:14] <Norn> "RPC... oh."  NOW it dawns on her.  "Oh!  Right!  I get it, you were saying we're enemies because you're from Sirrolant and I'm fighting for Acaiah so it'd be tragic if we got close, right?"  And she says it all with a smile.
  32. [09:16:44] <Norn> "Well, if you ask me it looks like the whole war's a sham anyway, yeah?  After what just happened, I have no clue what anyone's fighting for anymore."
  33. [09:18:05] <Nagare_Shinobu> I would make a "graduated at the top of my class" rant reference here, but instead, Shinobu smugs back. "Something... like that. Still, now I'm wondering about what I'm fighting for... I can definitely settle with 'for those who look up to me', though."
  34. [09:19:28] <Norn> "D'aww.  Well, for starters, you actually look down for the first time in forever.  Wanna talk about it now?  As in, the real stuff, no lies anymore."
  35. [09:23:10] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Oh, please," Wow. "But... yeah, sure. Where do you want me to start?"
  36. [09:27:18] <Norn> "Hmm, I guess why you ended up all the way down here?  Now that we're all together in a huge group of weirdoes, I'm sure whatever it is is something we can help with by now, right?"
  37. [09:29:46] <Nagare_Shinobu> "You uh... seen that weirdo with those giant double monocles? I worked under her, and got told to go find Sylvera. And also kill Rolant. Well, Rolants now."
  38. [09:31:10] <Norn> "So in other words... you were still a non-retired spy all along.  Or some kind of assassin?"
  39. [09:31:47] <Norn> "Sheesh... you really one-upped me there.  We regular soldiers don't know any of this stuff and just do what we're told."
  40. [09:33:24] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Non-retired spy. Sounds better on a resume. ... Alright, hear me out here. I'm no better than you are. All I've done is blindly follow orders."
  41. [09:34:49] <Norn> "Ehh?"  Getting closer, she looks genuinely interested.  "Spy-work isn't all that cool after all?  Er... sorry, go ahead."
  42. [09:36:31] <Nagare_Shinobu> "It's not that cool, when it actually is 'be the errand boy of a Steyr'," Just remembering that causes him to flinch... and then wince mid-flinch at Vena's beatdown of him.
  43. [09:38:27] <Norn> "Yeah but... I never even would've imagined Rolant still existed.  Don't you like, know a whole secret side of the world that nobody else gets to see?  It's kinda thrilling, isn't it?"
  44. [09:42:09] <Nagare_Shinobu> "I... guess so?" There's that. "And also those giant... statue things. Who would've thought that the weapons used to slay the dragons were made by dragons?"
  45. [09:42:31] <Norn> okay i'm gonna pull a you here and MIGHT be out for a few minutes, ETA unknown, go make some coffee or something
  46. [09:43:27] <Nagare_Shinobu> k enjoy the coffee i'm gonna have uh
  47. [09:43:34] <Nagare_Shinobu> milk
  48. [09:43:40] <Nagare_Shinobu> w/e
  49. [09:54:45] <Norn> ok i'm back with the worst headache i've had in years, thought that was gonna take much longer than it did
  50. [09:54:46] <Norn> sry bout that
  51. [09:56:42] <Norn> "And..." Norn's expression looks more worried than anything else now.  "You kept that all bottled up inside without telling anyone?  Even making up lies you could tell to anyone who asked?"  Back to smiles.  "I dunno, that sounds like it'd take a LOT of guts."
  52. [09:59:39] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Military secret. Couldn't tell anyone else about it. Besides, I'm still a coward for blindly taking orders from Steyr."
  53. [10:00:30] <Norn> "Yeah, but.  Do YOU think following those orders was doing the right thing?  There just wasn't anything you could've done different, right?"
  54. [10:07:57] <Nagare_Shinobu> "... I guess so. But..." A new concern arises. Also a casual topic change. "I wonder how my sister is doing. Kid showed promise before I left, but... she is a little unlucky."
  55. [10:08:57] <Norn> OH NO YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER GIANTREEISM CANON i mean "You have a sister, for real?  Not made up this time?"
  56. [10:12:44] <RedXVII> when are the old men canon
  57. [10:13:15] <Norn> when i feel like writing smut again
  58. [10:14:29] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Yeah. Real cutie. Hope she doesn't mess up the last pair of ribbons I gave her, though," Shit I'm imagining Shinobu not looking serious/looking like Kazuo from NetoRRIM help
  59. [10:15:45] <Norn> nice
  60. [10:16:54] <Norn> "Aw," she grins almost exactly like Nell's.  It's kinda scary.  "Well aren't you just the model sibling?  MY sisters never gave me ribbons or anything.... well, this headband I guess, but I dunno, that was more a good luck gift; not really in the same category."
  61. [10:17:26] <Norn> "Hehe, well, it's good to know somebody doing badass spyssassin work is still human in the end."
  62. [10:18:17] <Nagare_Shinobu> I like how shuku comes in to see that line
  63. [10:18:38] <Vena> yeah fuck my internet too
  64. [10:18:57] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Wait, are you saying that you didn't think of me as human?!" Wwow
  65. [10:20:06] <Norn> "W-Well I mean, it just sounds like something out of a fairytale.  'Retired spy,' now, that's believable."
  66. [10:20:18] <Norn> "I dunno, it just seems like you really WOULD have to be the best to do the kinda thing you're doing."
  67. [10:29:44] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Retired at this age? You've gotta be kidding me," The ninja shakes his head. "Wait, actually, I'm not sure if anyone believed that one."
  68. [10:31:01] <Norn> "Well, ex-spy.  Like you quit or something.  'Retired' is just a weird choice of words."  She shrugs.  "I dunno, could happen!"
  69. [10:47:41] <Nagare_Shinobu> "Well, I guess the part where I retired to go find 'Aileen' is possible," A shrug back!
  70. [10:51:00] <Norn> "Yeah, well, water under the bridge now."  She wears a goofy grin.  "So tell you what, now I'm gonna make you tell me ALL ABOUT your sister and then we'll have a contest for who's the best sibling, deal?  Fair warning, I'm not gonna lose this one!"  ... Except the part where her sister got lost for three years.
  71. [10:51:38] <Norn> And this is where I want to go 'and then you share silly stories deep into the night' because if you actually do it i'm going to end up writing a moeblob kunoichi for real and WE HAVE ENOUGH MOEBLOBS FOR RIGHT NOW THANKS
  72. [10:51:46] <Norn> ... but if you have anything else to tack on, go ahead
  73. [10:53:34] <Nagare_Shinobu> I was thinking that she was like, really humble and innocent, but also like obsessed over practicing her ninjutsu, so she doesn't usually get any like, advances at her.
  74. [10:54:53] <Norn> so a moeblob
  75. [10:55:36] <Norn> praise the gods that nobody but me has played stella glow because i'm imagining her personality as being a copypaste of someone from that, and if anybody knew what i was talking about they'd destroy me
  76. [10:58:11] <Norn> cue genshuku posting google search results in 3... 2... 1...
  77. [10:58:28] <Vena> zzzehwot
  78. [10:58:35] <Norn> yeah or that
  79. [11:12:42] <Nagare_Shinobu> So... /A.
  80. [11:13:07] <Nagare_Shinobu> > Norn and Shinobu have attained a Support Rank of A!
  82. [11:19:55] <Norn> oh yeah
  83. [11:20:00] <Norn> ok let's go immediately to S
  84. [11:20:03] <Norn> smut time
  85. [11:20:04] <Nagare_Shinobu> wait what
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