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- >Wake up to a sunny summer morning
- >Realize it's already 9:30 AM
- >Parents are already at work, and sister's still in bed
- >Go downstairs, find some food lying around and call it breakfast
- >Suddenly, doorbell
- "Who the hell's at my fucking door this time of day on a Thursday? Don't they know people are trying to sleep?"
- >Cats rush to the door, anxious to see what's going on
- >Make my way over less urgently
- >Open the door, bump the cats inside, grab the package someone left on the porch
- >Someone sent me a package?
- >No return address
- >Shrug, walk over to the kitchen
- >Open the package
- >Balled up paper everywhere
- >Pony plush inside... my OC?
- "...Wow."
- >Don't even have a name for him, and someone went and made a plush
- >Not a bad job, either
- "Who do I even know that makes ponies? Who have I even talked about my OC with?"
- >Thoroughly confused
- >Throw out box and head back to my room to bum around all day
- >All quiet on the net
- >No good threads on 4chan, nobody online to talk to
- >Browse video game collection
- >Nothing there looks good
- >Decide to draw a map of nowhere in particular
- >Not sure where anything I'm putting down's coming from
- >Unusually productive
- >Practically portfolio-tier by the time Mom calls for dinner
- >Steak, fresh off the grill, with sides of broccoli and corn on the cob
- >Just not in the mood for steak
- >Mom's worried. "Is everything all right? I thought you liked steak?"
- "I do like steak. I just... don't want any tonight."
- >"Well, all right then."
- >Mom doesn't believe me
- >"By the way..."
- >Oh, great. This sounds fantastic.
- >"When was the last time you had a haircut?"
- >Check my hair
- >It IS longer than I remember
- "I don't know; I haven't been keeping track. You're usually the one who sends me in, anyway."
- >"I'll make you an appointment."
- "Thanks, Mom."
- >Head back to room
- >Check on the internet
- >Chat for a while before going to bed
- >Fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly
- >Unusual, but nice
- >Wake up the next morning
- >Another suffocating, sunny, summer day
- >Get out of bed and stumble
- >Feeling a little dizzy, or something
- >Make it to my computer, surrounded by a small herd of tiny plastic ponies and one very well-made plush
- >People are talking, but I just can't seem to type
- "fgubuk thus; i
- ";m gnna gho thae shiweer"
- >Might as well be wearing boxing gloves
- >Go to bathroom, look in mirror
- >Hair may have even gotten longer
- >Things are a little out of focus
- >Take my glasses off to clean them
- >Vision almost gets clearer
- >Blink, look down at glasses, my reflection in the mirror, and through my glasses at the mirror
- "Eh, what the hell. I don't need glasses to shower anyway."
- >Get in shower, fumble the soap
- >And everything else
- >Repeatedly
- >Eventually get close enough to clean, turn off the water, and dry off
- >Skin doesn't seem paler, exactly, but it does seem a little bit off
- >Decide to put some clothes on and go do something outside
- >Go downstairs for breakfast first
- >Sister's left a note
- >"Hanging out with Jessica. Probably sleeping over"
- >Suits me just fine
- >Consider just walking outside
- >Open the door and cats come running
- "This... no, I don't just want to go outside."
- >"Mrow?"
- "You don't want to go outside either."
- >But he DOES want to go outside
- >In no mood to watch the cat get into trouble and try to herd him back inside
- >Go upstairs to grab a backpack and plan for more than a walk around the block
- >Stuff bag with trail mix, water bottle, cell phone... paper and pencil?
- >Paper and pencil.
- >What the hell, throw in the plushie too
- >Realize I'm not wearing my glasses
- >Grab them from the bathroom, put them on
- >Don't seem to sit right, and make things blurry anyway
- "Weird. Have to visit the eye doctor later."
- >Head downstairs
- >Cat still yowling at the front door, begging to go out
- "No, you're not going outside. I'm going to go on a little walk. I might let you out when I get back."
- >Leave the cat at the front door and head out the garage
- >Half-mile walk to reservoir through pristine suburbia
- >Almost pristine
- >Lawns fading from green to yellow and brown
- >Seem even uglier than usual
- >Noticing street names for once
- "Why ARE there so many streets with 'bridge' in their name around here when there's not a single river?"
- >Been asking the same question since I moved here as a kid
- >Still no fucking clue
- >Arrive at reservoir
- >Nobody in sight
- >Middle of the day, 92° F, 86% humidity
- >People must be at work or staying inside
- >Why the fuck did /I/ come here again?
- >Water level's low
- >Head down to docks by the shore and take off my pack
- >Take out water bottle, take a drink
- >Take out paper and pencil, and try to draw
- >Take out plushie, and set it on the dock
- >Might get dirty; I don't care
- >Looks damned cute sitting there staring at me
- >(Hee, what an adorable pone)
- >Wind up drawing a map
- >Big fucking surprise
- >Been years since I've really drawn anything else
- >Still, feeling pretty good
- >Sketch an hour or so
- >Realize I never put on sunscreen
- >Ought to be red as a beet
- >Skin looks off, but not exactly red
- >Consider heading home to treat mysterious blue sunburn
- >Consider the heat
- >Maybe it's heat stroke?
- >Never had heat stroke
- >Must be heat stroke; heat stroke does funny things
- >I got sunburned; I just THINK I'm turning blue
- >Decide to go swimming to cool down
- >Remember my swim trunks are at home
- >Look around, still see nobody
- >Fuck the police
- >Put stuff in bag, zip it shut, strip to underwear, jump in reservoir
- >Decide just to swim to the other side, and then to swim right back
- >At least a quarter mile
- >Realize this was kind of a bad idea
- >Keep swimming anyway
- >Make it to the other side
- >The hell was I thinking? I've never swum that far before
- >The hell did I make it?
- >Sun is scorching, arms and legs aching like nothing I've ever felt
- >Shore covered with fucking plant shit
- >Too damn exhausted to care
- >Collapse
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