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No shit look like you fourteen
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Your dick sits there with dunce cap
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It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
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It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
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It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus