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- Dark Messiah: Hey
- CryoDragon: Hi
- Dark Messiah: You do realize that my father works at VALVE?
- CryoDragon: no
- Dark Messiah: Forgot to tell you that
- Dark Messiah: Sorry
- Dark Messiah: Yea its pretty cool
- Dark Messiah: actually
- CryoDragon: what does he do?
- Dark Messiah: Believe it or not, but he showed me hl3 demo
- Dark Messiah: well he currently works on HL3
- Dark Messiah: early stages
- CryoDragon: um.
- Dark Messiah: demo will be released later this year
- Dark Messiah: and of course trailer too
- Dark Messiah: I saw hl3 gameplay abit, looks cool
- Dark Messiah: its like skyrim but in half life
- Dark Messiah: with zombies
- Dark Messiah: and other aliens
- CryoDragon: what
- Dark Messiah: you get to do quests
- Dark Messiah: yep
- CryoDragon: oh no
- Dark Messiah: its rpg based now
- CryoDragon: oh
- Dark Messiah: you need to do quests, you can level up your player
- Dark Messiah: fun stuff really
- CryoDragon: you lier
- Dark Messiah: nope
- Dark Messiah: im not
- CryoDragon: you have got to be joking
- Dark Messiah: google: half-life 3 skyrim quests
- Dark Messiah: you can find info yourself
- Dark Messiah: why do you think valve is making source 2?
- Dark Messiah: to use it on hl3
- Dark Messiah: hl3 will be released 2015
- CryoDragon: are you being serious
- CryoDragon: 2015
- CryoDragon: ...
- Dark Messiah: dude i am
- Dark Messiah: omg, you think its so easy
- CryoDragon: you lier.
- Dark Messiah: to make a game
- Dark Messiah: dude, its new engine
- Dark Messiah: level design alone takes few months
- CryoDragon: THEY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT SINCE 2007!
- Dark Messiah: besides, to do all quests
- Dark Messiah: no
- Dark Messiah: youre wrong
- Dark Messiah: they have made portal 2, dota 2,
- Dark Messiah: um what else
- CryoDragon: half life 2 came out in 2004
- Dark Messiah: fuck source 2 engine
- Dark Messiah: so?
- Dark Messiah: but they have been working on engine
- Dark Messiah: called source 2
- CryoDragon: ep1 came out 2006
- Dark Messiah: and other games
- Dark Messiah: dude!
- CryoDragon: ep2 came out 2007
- Dark Messiah: other games do count too
- Dark Messiah: theres like team of 10 people working on hl3 right now
- Dark Messiah: on NPCs
- Dark Messiah: hey lil spoiler alert, gordon actually has voice actor
- Dark Messiah: idk his name, but my dad said he has
- CryoDragon: hl2 - ep1 - portal 2 - ep3 - csgo - etc
- CryoDragon: WHY CANT IT BE LIKE THAT?
- Dark Messiah: idk
- Dark Messiah: omg
- CryoDragon: gordan
- Dark Messiah: my dad said that gabe wants it to be like that
- Dark Messiah: ye he met gabe
- CryoDragon: gordon* has a voice actor
- Dark Messiah: im not shitting man
- Dark Messiah: theres like this HUD, you get to choose what to say
- Dark Messiah: and then gordon talks
- CryoDragon: why would you shit men?
- Dark Messiah: im not
- Dark Messiah: i swear
- CryoDragon: LOL
- CryoDragon: anyway
- Dark Messiah: look, if you wanna play demo
- Dark Messiah: i can try to get it to you
- Dark Messiah: no promises
- CryoDragon: mm
- CryoDragon: sounds
- CryoDragon: interesting
- Dark Messiah: dude if i was shiitting you, how would i know all of it?
- Dark Messiah: and yes there will be portal 3
- Dark Messiah: and left 4 dead 3
- Dark Messiah: no tf3 thou
- Dark Messiah: since its f2p
- CryoDragon: what is your fathers name? i want to look his name up on the steam devs list
- Dark Messiah: but yea l4d3 will be good too
- CryoDragon: just to make sure he really works at valve
- Dark Messiah: ok
- Dark Messiah: link me the list
- Dark Messiah: he has changed his name
- Dark Messiah: you know
- Dark Messiah: to keep it a secret
- CryoDragon: no, you could tell me any name
- Dark Messiah: shit, you dont walk to a street
- Dark Messiah: his name is Michael
- CryoDragon: ok
- Dark Messiah: look him up
- CryoDragon: i will look it up on the dev list
- Dark Messiah: ok link me it too
- Dark Messiah: i wanna see it myself
- Dark Messiah: o mg
- Dark Messiah: you wont believe
- CryoDragon: wait
- Dark Messiah: shit...
- Dark Messiah: im in so much shit right now
- Dark Messiah: holy fuck
- CryoDragon: why
- Dark Messiah: my dad just came in
- Dark Messiah: and hes readin this
- Dark Messiah: fuck
- Dark Messiah: why did i tell you this
- Dark Messiah: fuck!!
- Dark Messiah: i will get my account banned
- Dark Messiah: FUCKKKKKKKK
- CryoDragon: um, ok, i dont actually know anything really
- Dark Messiah: yes you do, i told you lot of secret info about hl3
- Dark Messiah: and other new games
- Dark Messiah: l4d3 and other crap
- Dark Messiah: fuck
- Dark Messiah: im so fucked right now
- Dark Messiah: oh my god
- Dark Messiah: why did i tell you it
- Dark Messiah: fucccccccccccckkkkkkk
- CryoDragon: well, many people on the web already know that
- Dark Messiah: ye
- CryoDragon: from that leaked tracker
- Dark Messiah: but, not so detailed
- Dark Messiah: dude that info is fake
- Dark Messiah: you believe some kinda tracker?
- Dark Messiah: valve made it up
- CryoDragon: why are you telling me this
- Dark Messiah: they have this guy named Mico, who was leaking it
- CryoDragon: you said your dad was in the room
- Dark Messiah: well he just left
- Dark Messiah: he said i must go, or he will put a password
- Dark Messiah: on my pc
- CryoDragon: ah
- Dark Messiah: well i g2g soon
- Dark Messiah: but, well
- CryoDragon: ok
- Dark Messiah: i can talk for 5 mins
- Dark Messiah: look, i know this sounds bad
- Dark Messiah: but
- Dark Messiah: maybe you can help out
- Dark Messiah: to proof my dad i didnt tell u shit
- CryoDragon: yes
- Dark Messiah: if you buy me game
- Dark Messiah: he will not know
- Dark Messiah: ofc
- Dark Messiah: he doesnt know that
- Dark Messiah: cuz he well, he can check my pc
- Dark Messiah: not yours
- Dark Messiah: it wont display as a gift
- Dark Messiah: you know
- Dark Messiah: but, i wanna trick my dad
- Dark Messiah: see um, i wanted saints row 4
- Dark Messiah: maybe you can help with that
- Dark Messiah: cuz, if i ask my dad
- Dark Messiah: he will ground me
- Dark Messiah: and i wont get to see pc and tv for 2 weeks
- Dark Messiah: last time i asked him game on xmas, was like 2 years ag
- Dark Messiah: ago*
- Dark Messiah: and he said: Son, no pc for 4 months
- Dark Messiah: i was like: why, and he said no because he cant give or buy me games
- Dark Messiah: well yeah i didnt get to see pc for 4 months
- Dark Messiah: or tv
- CryoDragon: are you really telling me.
- Dark Messiah: dude im not bullshiting you
- CryoDragon: that hl3 will be a skyrim style ripoff?
- Dark Messiah: i just need your help
- CryoDragon: groan
- CryoDragon: fine
- CryoDragon: what
- Dark Messiah: ye it will be
- Dark Messiah: well sorta
- Dark Messiah: not fully skyrim
- CryoDragon: open world?
- Dark Messiah: lol there wont be dragons
- Dark Messiah: yes
- Dark Messiah: totaly open world
- CryoDragon: good
- Dark Messiah: its RPG, shooting game
- Dark Messiah: sorta like that
- Dark Messiah: well it will have quests
- Dark Messiah: and you can customize weapons n stuff
- Dark Messiah: and upgrade them
- Dark Messiah: like, electrified crowbar
- Dark Messiah: and baseball bat with nails
- Dark Messiah: and other cool shit
- CryoDragon: really
- Dark Messiah: yes
- CryoDragon: base ball bat
- Dark Messiah: ye well theres lot of new weapons in hl3
- CryoDragon: GORDON NEVER USES ANY OF THE SORT
- CryoDragon: exept the crowbar
- Dark Messiah: but theres still classic crowbar
- Dark Messiah: guess whos returning
- Dark Messiah: in hl3
- Dark Messiah: barney
- Dark Messiah: yep, hes back
- Dark Messiah: he didnt die in ep2
- CryoDragon: oh good
- Dark Messiah: or ep1
- Dark Messiah: but you gonna go on borealis
- Dark Messiah: kill combine
- Dark Messiah: and save judith
- Dark Messiah: then well, idk anythin else
- Dark Messiah: but you get to go on borealis
- Dark Messiah: and escape it after boss battle
- Dark Messiah: of those advisor things
- Dark Messiah: but anyway
- CryoDragon: whats the boss? breen as a combine advisor?
- Dark Messiah: no
- Dark Messiah: breen died in hl2
- Dark Messiah: lol remember?
- Dark Messiah: i maen ep1
- Dark Messiah: idk some kinda new alien thing
- Dark Messiah: combine + advisor
- Dark Messiah: something
- Dark Messiah: idk really, i dotn care
- CryoDragon: yes, but he might have been transported to a host body
- Dark Messiah: like i said, the game has early stage alpha
- Dark Messiah: concept
- CryoDragon: ok
- Dark Messiah: its not done
- Dark Messiah: only early levels n shit
- Dark Messiah: but anyway, you can help me?
- Dark Messiah: cuz my dad wants to ground me again
- Dark Messiah: and i cant ask him for games
- CryoDragon: uh
- Dark Messiah: please man ill pay you back when i earn money
- Dark Messiah: idk, i might sometime get you a game or something
- Dark Messiah: ill try to figure out if you help me
- Dark Messiah: i need some time to figure out how to pay you back
- CryoDragon: Look, i cant buy anything for you, i hardly know you, sorry.
- CryoDragon: ask a friend or relative
- Dark Messiah: still man
- Dark Messiah: please
- Dark Messiah: i did
- Dark Messiah: nobody has money
- CryoDragon: give them half of the cost of the game
- CryoDragon: then ask them to pay the other half
- CryoDragon: OR
- Dark Messiah: i dont have cah man
- CryoDragon: EVEN BETTER
- Dark Messiah: i dont have cash
- CryoDragon: pirate it
- Dark Messiah: i cant buy shit, i need to upgrade pc
- CryoDragon: go search up a torrent
- Dark Messiah: dude, you do realize that my father will know if i pirate stuff
- Dark Messiah: i cant even pirate movies
- Dark Messiah: he fucking deletes utorrent
- CryoDragon: do you have a personal compuer?
- Dark Messiah: and the files
- CryoDragon: computer*
- Dark Messiah: no
- Dark Messiah: well sorta
- Dark Messiah: but, he uses it
- CryoDragon: laptop?
- Dark Messiah: so i cant pirate shit
- Dark Messiah: nope
- Dark Messiah: dont have one
- Dark Messiah: i wish i had
- Dark Messiah: but i dont
- Dark Messiah: hell, this is really stupid but i cant accses this website
- Dark Messiah: piratebay
- Dark Messiah: he prolly blocked it somehow
- CryoDragon: i cant either
- CryoDragon: use a proxy
- Dark Messiah: tried it once
- CryoDragon: try isohunt
- CryoDragon: isohunt.com
- Dark Messiah: doesnt work
- Dark Messiah: i tried it last year
- Dark Messiah: its blocked too
- CryoDragon: try webproxy
- Dark Messiah: all sites are blocked
- Dark Messiah: dude, i dont even have admin acccount
- Dark Messiah: i got standard user account
- Dark Messiah: i cant install programs
- CryoDragon: http://www.webproxy.net/
- CryoDragon: for all your proxy needs
- CryoDragon: you can visit any website using this
- CryoDragon: ANY
- CryoDragon: even banned ones
- CryoDragon: try pirate bay with this
- Dark Messiah: oh what the fuck
- Dark Messiah: its blocked man
- Dark Messiah: fuck
- CryoDragon: http://www.hidemyass.com/proxy/
- Dark Messiah: no doesnt work
- CryoDragon: damnit
- Dark Messiah: sorry i just wont be able to accses em
- CryoDragon: just forget about that
- Dark Messiah: please man, gift me the game
- CryoDragon: do you have gmod?
- CryoDragon: garrysmod?
- Dark Messiah: i will pay you back
- Dark Messiah: ye i do
- Dark Messiah: i dont play it anymore
- CryoDragon: then play it
- Dark Messiah: i dont have hdd space left
- Dark Messiah: im reinstalling windows
- Dark Messiah: next week
- Dark Messiah: i took all files from other hdd to mine
- CryoDragon: why dont you just delete some old games
- Dark Messiah: funny thing is
- Dark Messiah: i dont have any
- Dark Messiah: none
- Dark Messiah: at all
- Dark Messiah: i delete all games i had
- CryoDragon: you half hl2
- Dark Messiah: cuz im reinstallin pc
- CryoDragon: have hl2*
- Dark Messiah: ye i played it
- Dark Messiah: was fun
- Dark Messiah: dude
- CryoDragon: get smod
- Dark Messiah: just please
- CryoDragon: even better
- CryoDragon: I AM SORRY
- Dark Messiah: i had smod man
- CryoDragon: I CANT GET YOU ANYTHING
- Dark Messiah: dude, why did then people gift me games
- Dark Messiah: that i have on steam
- Dark Messiah: right now
- Dark Messiah: they didnt shit about not able to buy
- Dark Messiah: they helped out
- CryoDragon: look, how old are you.
- Dark Messiah: 17
- Dark Messiah: yes yes
- Dark Messiah: i can get a job
- CryoDragon: get a day job
- Dark Messiah: i will
- CryoDragon: or something
- Dark Messiah: dude, i cant work
- Dark Messiah: because i have school
- Dark Messiah: duuh
- CryoDragon: a weekend job
- CryoDragon: or after school job
- Dark Messiah: i will have one
- Dark Messiah: after my bro finally does his stuff
- Dark Messiah: and i can work in this bulding
- Dark Messiah: i gonna need to fix up old building
- CryoDragon: you should rack up enough money to get a game
- Dark Messiah: n stuff
- CryoDragon: eezy
- Dark Messiah: i cant spend on games
- CryoDragon: oh
- Dark Messiah: my brother doesnt like that
- Dark Messiah: i need to save for pc man
- Dark Messiah: upgrades
- Dark Messiah: 500 dollars
- Dark Messiah: and 300 more for drivers license
- Dark Messiah: i just cant, no way possible for me to buy a gam
- Dark Messiah: gmae
- Dark Messiah: thatswhy im askin you
- CryoDragon: wait, a couple of days ago you said you were saving up for just a drivers license
- CryoDragon: JUST GET THE DRIVERS LICENSE
- Dark Messiah: i didnt say just license
- CryoDragon: forget about the PC
- Dark Messiah: i said for pc upgrades too
- Dark Messiah: yeah, right
- CryoDragon: you can get one later
- Dark Messiah: i cant live with a shit
- Dark Messiah: dual core cpu
- Dark Messiah: dude, this pc is shit
- CryoDragon: I have an even worse PC
- CryoDragon: cant run anything that is crysis+
- Dark Messiah: dual core amx athlon x2 6400+ 3.18ghz cpu, 6gb ddr2 ram, gtx 550 ti 1gb gddr5
- CryoDragon: or even far cry 2
- Dark Messiah: i cant run gta 4 on max
- Dark Messiah: i cant run sr4 on max
- Dark Messiah: sr3 too
- Dark Messiah: its shit
- CryoDragon: i cant run gta 4 at all
- CryoDragon: neither far cry
- Dark Messiah: i need i5 4670k cu
- CryoDragon: 3
- Dark Messiah: cpu
- Dark Messiah: i completed FC3
- Dark Messiah: with lags here and there
- CryoDragon: Think about me
- Dark Messiah: right
- CryoDragon: i could not play fc3 AT ALL
- CryoDragon: neither gta4
- CryoDragon: or crysis 2 and 3
- Dark Messiah: right
- CryoDragon: i have an acer aspire with an i3 proccesor
- CryoDragon: it sucks
- Dark Messiah: right
- CryoDragon: Look, forget about the games
- CryoDragon: just concentrate on real life
- CryoDragon: ok?
- Dark Messiah: riiiiight
- CryoDragon: Look
- CryoDragon: bye
- CryoDragon: wish you luck!
- Dark Messiah: ok?
- CryoDragon: just concentrate on real life
- CryoDragon: you are almost an adult, at 17
- Dark Messiah: i might go aswel as hang myself
- Dark Messiah: fuck life
- CryoDragon: what
- CryoDragon: no!
- Dark Messiah: fuck dat
- Dark Messiah: ima go shoot myself
- CryoDragon: um
- Dark Messiah: cya in heaven
- CryoDragon: no dont
- CryoDragon: dont
- Dark Messiah: why
- CryoDragon: THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO LIVE FOR!
- Dark Messiah: you dont seem to give a fuck
- Dark Messiah: that i want new game
- Dark Messiah: you just dont care
- Dark Messiah: and i cant afford it
- Dark Messiah: look, my family is in debt
- Dark Messiah: 80 000 dollars
- Dark Messiah: in bank
- Dark Messiah: if we dont give it all back
- Dark Messiah: we can loose our house
- Dark Messiah: and then what, ill live ona street
- CryoDragon: Its sorta the same thing with me
- Dark Messiah: well, was nice knowing you
- Dark Messiah: in this life
- CryoDragon: wha
- CryoDragon: dont
- CryoDragon: seriously
- CryoDragon: dont
- Dark Messiah: i actualyl wanted to tell you something
- Dark Messiah: but
- Dark Messiah: i dont think it matters
- CryoDragon: what
- Dark Messiah: well, i was at doctor, for health check
- Dark Messiah: and
- Dark Messiah: he said that i dont have much time to live anymore
- Dark Messiah: i can die man
- Dark Messiah: anytime soon, my hearth is fuckedup
- Dark Messiah: i can get a fucking hearth attack
- Dark Messiah: like today
- Dark Messiah: or tommorow
- Dark Messiah: he said, best option i will live next 2 months
- Dark Messiah: but who knows
- Dark Messiah: i might end up dead in a bus
- CryoDragon: hey, technology is moving on so fast
- Dark Messiah: i doubt that its possible to replace hearth
- Dark Messiah: or somthin esle
- CryoDragon: that soon they could have cures for anything.
- Dark Messiah: else
- CryoDragon: well
- CryoDragon: its been done
- CryoDragon: heart transplants
- CryoDragon: loads of times
- Dark Messiah: i dont have 9 million dollars
- Dark Messiah: to replace my hearth
- Dark Messiah: look i just want to like every day like last
- Dark Messiah: i just wanted to try out saints row 4
- Dark Messiah: before i die
- Dark Messiah: you know
- Dark Messiah: i just want to know, how good it is
- Dark Messiah: to play that game
- Dark Messiah: but i guess i wont have a chance
- Dark Messiah: to play it
- CryoDragon: hey!
- CryoDragon: get the demo!
- Dark Messiah: you serious
- CryoDragon: its free
- Dark Messiah: demo isnt the real thing
- CryoDragon: and its almost the same
- Dark Messiah: not really
- CryoDragon: it will show you what its like
- Dark Messiah: i want to complete the actual game
- Dark Messiah: not some stupid demo man
- Dark Messiah: just please buy me it man
- CryoDragon: have you got saints row 3?
- CryoDragon: if so, let me tell youm something
- Dark Messiah: i already beat it
- Dark Messiah: whole game
- CryoDragon: Saints row 4
- Dark Messiah: twice
- Dark Messiah: i know
- Dark Messiah: its same
- Dark Messiah: but with super powers
- CryoDragon: was going to be a DLC pack for saints row 3
- Dark Messiah: but its more fun
- Dark Messiah: I know
- Dark Messiah: omg, im not retard
- Dark Messiah: i do read news
- Dark Messiah: on internet
- CryoDragon: There is a DLC for saints row 3
- CryoDragon: which gives you almost the same powers
- Dark Messiah: you mean that one um
- Dark Messiah: trouble with clones?
- Dark Messiah: i beat it too
- CryoDragon: dunno
- CryoDragon: there is one that gives you super powers
- Dark Messiah: dude i got all DLCs for saints row 3
- Dark Messiah: i did play it
- Dark Messiah: yes
- Dark Messiah: completed under 2 hours
- Dark Messiah: boring
- CryoDragon: did you get the super powers?
- Dark Messiah: ye well it was only in mission
- Dark Messiah: not actual game
- Dark Messiah: it was only limited for the mission
- Dark Messiah: and you couldnt fly
- Dark Messiah: or jump high
- CryoDragon: go back and get to that part
- CryoDragon: then dont do the mission
- Dark Messiah: yeah right, i got like 8gb left in my HDD
- CryoDragon: load an old save
- Dark Messiah: im gonna go install 10GB GAME
- Dark Messiah: whcih isnt gonna go in my hdd
- Dark Messiah: theres NO FUCKING WAY, you can keep powers
- Dark Messiah: without the missions
- Dark Messiah: OMG
- Dark Messiah: its a MISSION
- Dark Messiah: you get powers only in that mission
- Dark Messiah: besides sr3 is boring as hell
- Dark Messiah: i beat it twice, was boring
- CryoDragon: i thought since you were ill or what ever that your dad would buy you it or something.
- CryoDragon: but i dunno
- CryoDragon: still
- Dark Messiah: i told you
- Dark Messiah: he wont
- Dark Messiah: he doesnt give a fuck that i can die
- CryoDragon: ask a reletive
- Dark Messiah: dude nobody will give me 50 dollars
- Dark Messiah: if they gonna know its for a game
- Dark Messiah: Goodbye, nice knowing you.
- I dont know anymore
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