operationidroid

Half Cart: Full Brick Consequences
* based on the shitty fanfiction Half-Life: Full Life Consequences *
* View the original here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences *

OPERATIONiDROID who was Yakara Colombia's cousin was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said Gateway and rxTools were invading the CFW scene and
asked him for help so he went.
OPERATIONiDROID got his 3DS shut down and went on the platform to go up to the top of the roof of the building where he left his SD card and normal people close because he was using a 3DS.
OPERATIONiDROID got in his car and said "it's time for me to live up to my family name and face full brick consequences" so he had to go.
OPERATIONiDROID drove off a building and bricked a 3DS and landed. He kept hardmodding down the road and made sure there were no Plailects around because he didn't want people to follow
the text guide.
The /r/3DSHacks scene was nice and the Q&As were bustling with activity and the birds and the golden age had ended after 11.3 came out. The mood was set for OPERATIONiDROID's quest to help
Yakara Colombia. OPERATIONiDROID looked around /r/3DSHacks and said "it's a good day to do whathas to be done by me and help my cousin defeat Plailect".

OPERATIONiDROID was late so he had to brick really fast. A cop car was hidden nearby so when OPERATIONiDROID went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here,  OPERATIONiDROID saw
the first frankenfirmware because the cop was secretly Aurora Wright and had Luma3DS.

"I can't give you my 3DS officer" OPERATIONiDROID said.
"Why not!" said the cop that was actually Aurora Wright to OPERATIONiDROID.
"Because you are using Luma3DS" so OPERATIONiDROID hacked Aurora Wright's github and drove off thinking "I'm going to replace the repo with PowerFirms to help my cousin Yakara"
and went faster.

OPERATIONiDROID had to go faster like Sonic and got their fast because Yakara needed him where he was. OPERATIONiDROID looked at road signs and saw "ReiNAND" with someone's writing under
it saying "you should switch to rxTools" so OPERATIONiDROID almost turned around but heard screaming like Yakara so he went faster again.
OPERATIONiDROID drove in and bricked another 3DS and his car took out some A9LH users and OPERATIONiDROID felt sorry for them because their 3DSes were bricked but they were on
frankenfirmware so he blew up the subreddit and bricked more 3DSes so their users would be at peace.
Then OPERATIONiDROID heard another scream from Yakara so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. ReiNAND was nothing like /r/3DSHacks there was no golden age and the NATIVE_FIRM
was dead and the bootrom errors were rampant from the remnants of Pasta CFW.
When OPERATIONiDROID got to where the screaming was started from he found his cousin Yakara Colombia bricking the Nintendo Homebrew discord server and Yakara said "OPERATIONiDROID! Over here!"
so OPERATIONiDROID went there to where Yakara Colombia was bricking. OPERATIONiDROID bricked 3DSes really fast and the bricks went flying throughout the shacks and hit the Nintendo Homebrew
discord in the face.

Yakara Colombia said "it's time to end this once and for all" and bricked everyone in #3ds-assistance-1  and everyone bricked. OPERATIONiDROID said "thanks I could brick bro" and Yakara
said "you should brick more people next time" and they laughed.
The laugh ended quickly because OPERATIONiDROID yelled "LOOK OUT FAM" and pointed to smea and nedwill. Yakara said "NOO! OPERATIONiDROID run out of here fast as you can!" and
OPERATIONiDROID ran away.

OPERATIONiDROID looked but saw Yakara fighting off fasthax and safehax and he was pissed off.

"I'll get you back /r/3DSHacks!" yelled OPERATIONiDROID.

To be continued?...