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  2. <Smaug> Kereb, how wilt thou celebrate the fourth of july
  3. <Kereb> already did
  4. <Red_Dawn> Do they even have a fourth of July in Canada?
  5. <Kereb> no, we have a first of july
  6. <Kereb> however
  7. <Kereb> the fourth of july is important too
  8. <Kereb> because it is my birthday
  9. <Red_Dawn> It was a joke, of course. Technically there is a fourth of July everywhere because "July 4" is a date on a calendar.
  10. <Kereb> not every year
  11. <Red_Dawn> Why not every year?
  12. <Red_Dawn> Do some years skip it?
  13. <Kereb> yeah
  14. <Kereb> we have to keep adding and removing days from the year all over the place
  15. <Kereb> (as is tradition)
  16. <Kereb> on account of the earth's wobble being more severe way up in these latitudes
  17. <Red_Dawn> Really? Never heard that before.
  18. <Kereb> well it's true
  19. <Kereb> february was like eighty days long this year
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  22. <Red_Dawn> Weird
  23. <Red_Dawn> Got any links describing that phenomenon?
  24. <Kereb> uh yeah hold on
  25. <Smaug> :)
  26. <Red_Dawn> I see no mention of it on wikipedia.
  27. <Kereb> oh well why don't we all just believe everything we read in LIEpedia
  28. <Smaug> wikipedia tends to be patchy in certain subjects
  29. <Smaug> calendar stuff is one of those subjects
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  31. <Red_Dawn> I see then. Do any other countries do this besides Canada?
  32. <DD> doesn't Russia?
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  34. <Red_Dawn> Maybe Cascadia in the DTS setting should do that, since it includes much of British Columbia. Although the bulk of the population in that Canadian territory lives near Vancover anyway so I don't imagine it would make much of a difference.
  35. <Red_Dawn> If the unmodified calender works for Seattle, it would work just as well a hundred miles north.
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  37. <Smaug_> does Kereb live in Cascadia
  38. =-= Smaug_ is now known as Smaug
  39. <Zayk> Eddy, are you actually buying this???
  40. <Smaug> Red_Dawn: it would probably linger as a cultural thing
  41. <Smaug> although in Cascadia I assume that Canadian culture would be fashionable
  42. <Smaug> so they might adopt it
  43. <Red_Dawn> If he lives in Vancouver, then he would also live in Cascadia in the DTS setting.
  44. <Kereb> well
  45. <Kereb> in real life, the Cascadian region on both sides of the border is a little itchy about Vancouverites
  46. <Kereb> I had to get cavity searched just to go on a trip to Kelowna last year
  47. <Red_Dawn> Why?
  48. <Kereb> cause I was entering the Cascadia region
  49. <Kereb> you have to go through customs
  50. <Kereb> technically Her Majesty doesn't have any power between Mission and the Alberta border
  51. <Zayk> Eddy, a day is one rotation of the sun. Do you honestly believe that the sun moves faster in Canada?
  52. <Kereb> and if I remember right, the RCMP can't even enter there since the British North America act was passed
  53. <Kereb> which was '82 I think
  54. <Red_Dawn> I thought Cascadia mostly encompassed the West Coast moreso than the interior (at least in terms of the political and cultural aspects of its supporters).
  55. <Kereb> well no, look up the "cascade range" of mountains. It's inland somewhat.
  56. <Kereb> and it's precisely because the mountains are basically impassible that the region is largely politically autonomous
  57. <Red_Dawn> So why isn't Vancouver considered fully part of Cascadia?
  58. <Kereb> well, because the cascadians reject us
  59. <Kereb> they believe that urban centers are decadent and weak ... that urbanites will not survive the coming apocalypse
  60. <Kereb> the Cascadians see their mission as uh
  61. <Kereb> oh what do they call it again
  62. <Kereb> they want to "catalyse" the end of urban civilisation
  63. <Red_Dawn> That doesn't sound much like the Cascadia concept I've always heard.
  64. <Kereb> well jesus eddy have you even BEEN there
  65. <Kereb> i swear i told you about the Merrit Mountain Music Festival
  66. <Kereb> remember I was telling you about the combo of hippies and rednecks up in our woods?
  67. <Kereb> imagine country music but with all the apocalyptic message and drug use of reggae
  68. <Kereb> so yeah they don't want you bringing certain things in
  69. <Red_Dawn> So the Cascadian movement is more associated with that than the urban coastal left?
  70. <Kereb> food, live animals, religious or anti-religious paraphernalia, depictions of the queen, ANYthing in an east asian language
  71. <Kereb> but of course once you're through customs, the place is like Mad Max with snow
  72. <Kereb> beautiful scenery, though
  73. <Kereb> it's worth it for the mountains
  74. <Red_Dawn> I suppose that means I will need a different name for the con-country. Perhaps "Pacifica" as Rainer originally suggested or the "Northwest American Republic" or something.
  75. <Kereb> well or you could have the Prophecy actually come true
  76. <Kereb> up in the interior there they pretty much think it's inevitable that urban life will implode
  77. <Kereb> AND/OR
  78. <Kereb> the Big Earthquake we're always preparing for will make the coast cave in to the sea
  79. <Kereb> and then Cascadia will BE the new coast
  80. <Red_Dawn> Sounds like there's room for a lot of conflict between the urban coast and the interior.
  81. <Kereb> oh yeah
  82. <Kereb> oh my god yes
  83. <Red_Dawn> As a story-telling element.
  84. <Kereb> you have NO idea
  85. <Kereb> I mean, it's not as bad as it was
  86. <Kereb> back in the 80s it was worse
  87. <Kereb> under Mulroney
  88. <DD> IT WILL BE AN ISLAND IN THE NOT-SUN!
  89. <Kereb> the folks up in the interior were trying to 'take back' the lower mainland
  90. <Kereb> that's when all the security and customs infrastructure really came about
  91. <Kereb> the checkpoints and what not
  92. <Kereb> but since those days -- The Troubles, we called it -- Cascadia has pretty much washed their hands of us
  93. <Kereb> which mostly had to do with the so-called 'Asian Invasion'
  94. <Kereb> back when Hong Kong went back to China, we got a huge wave of immigration here cause Hong Kongers were afraid of having to live under the Chinese government
  95. <Kereb> and *our* rednecks are
  96. <Kereb> well
  97. <Kereb> they're racist?
  98. <Kereb> but not in the same way YOUR rednecks are racist.
  99. <Kereb> I mean, they love black people.
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