on *:text:!slap*:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    fpart $chan $nick 2Blijf 3Met 4Je 5Poten 6Van 7Me 8Af! 9:r
  }
}
on *:text:!ban*:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    fpart $chan $nick 2Blijf 3Met 4Je 5Poten 6Van 7Me 8Af! 9:r
  }
}
on *:text:!kick*:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    fpart $chan $nick 2Blijf 3Met 4Je 5Poten 6Van 7Me 8Af! 9:r
  }
}
on *:text:!slap*:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    cs kick $chan $nick 2Blijf 3Met 4Je 5Poten 6Van 7Me 8Af! 9:r
  }

}
on *:ACTION:$($+(slaps,*,$me,*)):*: {
  fpart $chan $nick 4Dont slap me! 15Slaps are bad... Hmmkay? 12 $nick has slapped me and has been punished -.-
}
}

on *:kick:#:if ( $nick == $me ) /inc %kicks
alias kick { if ($me isop $1) && ($2 ison $1) { inc %kicks | kick $1 $2 $3- 4,1« 11,1\15ö-1115/ 4,1» 11K15ick 11N15umber: %kicks   } }

on *:text:FOK JOU DAN*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:text:HEY FOK JOU*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:text:FOK JOUDANJONGEUH*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:text:FOKJOUDANJONGEUH*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:text:Fok jou*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:text:Fokjouman*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:text:Fok jou man*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 2FOK 3JOU 4OOK 5JONGUH! 6Fok 7jou 8ook!!! 9:r
}
on *:action:*slaps*:#: {
  if ( $me isin $1- ) describe $chan slaps $nick $3-
}
}