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Sep 26th, 2014
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  1. Hope Diamond [SEALED]
  2. The world's most famous diamond stolen from the Smithsonian Natural History Museum in Washington, D.C. of the USA. It is 45.52 carats and possess a deep blue color. It is also known as Le Bijou du Roi, Le Bleu de France, and the Tavenier Blue. It is said to be a cursed jewel that brings those who own or wear it misfortune.
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  4. Dullahan's Head [RETURNED]
  5. This stunning piece is the head of a female dullahan taken from the Emerald Isles. With her flowing red locks, serene expression, and a face of picturesque beauty this specimen is a one of a kind chance for body part collectors. Simply finding a dullahan is hard but to take its head intact is truly unheard of. The original owner of the head is believed to be alive and searching it. If her face is any indication she's quite the looker.
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  7. Opal Eyes [RETURNED]
  8. The deep black of the pupil, the scintillating rainbow of color in the iris, and the faint red shimmer of the whites the Opal Eyes are said to be the most beautiful of all organic gem stones. The iridescence of the eyes is completely natural and has only been found in the isolated Waruta tribe of New Guinea. Only in the throes of a death do their eyes become such stunning gems. There are only 93 known pairs in the world that were preserved after the massacre five years ago, almost all of which are accounted for. This particular was stolen from the Indonesian government before they could be 'put to rest'.
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  10. Red Tree Arborsculpture Pieces
  11. The red trees are an exceptionally rare species of origins unknown with gorgeous crimson leaves and bark an dark, almost black, red. Even better though, the plant's seeds posses a bevy of properties bordering on the supernatural: accelerated healing, increased libido, and superhuman strength being the most notable. It is known that the seeds require a human life to grow, though the specifics are unknown. Thus each of these three pieces were painstakingly sculpted by dedicated hands to fully envelop their hosts while maintaining an aesthetically pleasing shape.
  12. The first piece, titled the Dancing Dryad, was made from the French prima ballerina Angelique Archambault. The Garden Nymph piece was made from Japanese actress Narue Tsuchiya. Scottish Boxer Angus Fletcher served as the core of the piece Ghille Dhu. Each piece has been genetically verified.
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  14. Phrenanthy Seeds
  15. The phrenanthy is strange goblin plant that can only take root in the brains of other creatures. The quality, quantity, and appearance of the flowers depend upon the mind of the host: most animals produce nothing more than a simple dandelion that can any number of colors. Only when planted into a human mind does the plant become truly awe inspiring. It is said that the petals can be brewed into a tea that will grant the drinker the host's knowledge.
  16. The seed must be planted directly into its host brain for it to take root. Once planted it will germinate rapidly into a seedling. During this time the host must either be sedated or restrained as they will retain consciousness. After several days the host will begin to experience a euphoric high that will continue to increase in intensity over the following week until they are rendered comatose. So long as the plant is provided with sufficient sunlight and water the host will remain in perfect health. The plant and host will die if all flowers are removed from the plant or the stem is cut. The method to get the plant to bear fruit or seeds is currently unknown.
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  18. Canisters of Cheiron Experiment AVXC-1
  19. The experimental “aerosol vampire extermination compound 1” was produced by the New Auburn branch of the Cheiron Group shortly after the Reveal for the United States military. Most all materials were destroyed when Hackberry shut the project down and those that weren't were sealed away or disposed of. Very little information exists on the substance other than the basic fact that it spells rapid death to vampires and ghouls exposed to it. Only these ten five gallon canisters of the substance are believed to remain.
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  21. Canister of "Purple Fog"
  22. A psychotropic chemical weapon developed by the American military in the 1950s. The substance is believed to be responsible for a slew of serial killings in Cave Junction Oregon where it was originally tested which lead to the project being scrapped and covered up. Inhaling the substance causes unbridled aggression, heightened strength and endurance, memory loss, mental dissociation, and the ability to perceive ghosts. The substance is known to persist in the soil for long time and is known to seep back out when it rains.
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  24. Original Birth Certificate for Thomas Banson [LOST]
  25. Thomas Banson's original birth certificate complete with the appropriate seals and all vital information pertaining to him that was recorded at the time of his birth. It's authenticity has been verified independently by three mages and shows no sign of editing or alteration, magical or mundane.
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  27. Blood of Thomas Banson [LOST]
  28. Approximately 1 liter of Thomas Banson's blood. The sample was taken by Gary Swærneveson in 2013; it was then immediately preserved cyrogenically so it should still be good for any occult practice that doesn't require fresh blood.
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  30. Lobsterman's Can Opener [RETURNED]
  31. A vintage 1950s TRAV-L-BAR bottle/can opener with a yellow bakelite handle that is part of the Sunshine Motel collection. It's power is unknown, but like all Objects from The Room it is indestructible. It was previously owned by the Lobsterman of New Auburn before being stolen.
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  33. Lobsterman's Radio [RETURNED]
  34. A vintage Grundig 88U that is part of the Sunshine Motel collection. It is indestructible and when tuned to the correct station it makes the user three inches taller. It was previously owned by the Lobsterman of New Auburn before being stolen.
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  36. Awun Poolside by Martin Aringheri, Original [RETURNED]
  37. Painted by Martin Aringheri in 2012 depicting a fierce battle in the pool of an Awun hotel between Jean-Gary Diablo and Johlea Driden. It is done in acrylic paints mixed with own vitae. This is an original, not a reproduction, making it a must have for art collectors.
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  39. Lock of Hair of the Courtesan of the Vernal Sun [RETURNED]
  40. A thick lock of luxurious black hair, approximately 7 inches in length, taken from the Courtesan of the Vernal Sun last year during the New Auburn Spring Festival. It is purported that it can be used to make a potent love, youth, or fertility potion.
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  42. The Stone of Scone
  43. This Token is 365 pound oblong block of red sandstone used for centuries in the coronation of the monarchs of Scotland. It was hidden and replaced by a mundane facsimile to prevent it from falling into the hands of Edward I of England. The stone remained hidden until found in the Hedge recently. It is also known the Stone of Destiny and The Coronation Stone.
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  45. Werewolf Pelts, Gauru Form
  46. A werewolf in their gauru form is 8 to 9 foot tall 500 plus pound beast, and the Pure tend to be even larger. Since killing one causes them to revert to their human this means to get a werewolf's pelt you have to subdue the frenzied beast with out killing it or knocking them unconscious so they won't transform. Their regeneration also makes it further difficult to cleanly skin them alive, so the deck is stacked against anyone attempting to do so without the utmost dedication and preparation. The nine pelts up for auction are of the highest quality and each were taken from a captured Pure.
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  48. Egyptian Lapis-Lazuli Jackal Amulet [RELIC]
  49. A fine piece of ancient Egyptian jewelery carved from the finest lapis-lazuli in the shape of a rampant jackal with deep crimson engravings. This particular artifact is believed to have been made in 3000 BCE, makings its stellar condition all the more remarkable. Aside from it's workmanship, this amulet is believed to be confer the blessings of the ancient gods of Egypt to its wearing in battle.
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  51. The Inquisitor's Crescent [RELIC]
  52. A crescent shaped pruning hook with a handle carved out of a human femur, polished smooth and inlaid with jet. The blade is made of Damascus steel with a faint patina of blood that cannot be removed. While a piece of art in its own right, the Inquisitor's Crescent sports a unique ability that lead to its name: it will only cut people who are lying to its wielder. Activating this power requires the wielder to speak their question aloud and cut their tongue with the blade. Once done, the blade will pass harmlessly through anyone who answers the question truthfully while those who would like to the wielder experience exquisite agony as it rends their flesh. The Inquisitor’s Crescent's first documented appearance was in the hands of a Lancea Sanctum inquisitor during the Spanish Inquisition. In more modern times, it had been used by Unit 731 of the Imperial Japanese Army, Soviet Russia's KGB, and the American CIA.
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  54. Effigy of an Outer God [RELIC]
  55. This small effigy is the size of an adult man's hand made of an dense, heavy metal that is chimerical stygian gold in color inlaid with priceless gems and green jade. No one is quite sure entirely what the effigy depicts; those who witness it first hand are driven insane and while it can be viewed safely through cameras, it's shape is something no two people can agree upon. As stated, the effigy drives those who view it unprotected insane. Observed symptoms schizophrenia, dissociative identity disorder, hallucinations, paranoia, and various manias and phobias. The item comes in a reinforced glass container fitted with triple-redundancy smart material viewing screens for its owners safety.
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  57. Pillar of the Setting Sun [RELIC]
  58. An 8 foot tall obelisk made of a semi-translucent vitreous material with a bronze base. The glass section of the obelisk is a deep purple where it meets its base and progresses to a vivid golden-orange at it's peak. At night, the obelisk fills with a light that gives it the appearance of an evening sun pillar; it will not glow during the day even if the sun is not visible. Characters of unknown origin are engraved into both the glass and the bronze sections of obelisk. This artifact was found in the Qattara basin by surveyors before its flooding and discretely obtained before it could be reported. Carbon dating estimates that the obelisk is at the very least over 5000 years old. It is believed to have been made by early mages.
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  60. Karl Von Becker's Box [RELIC]
  61. A small box consisting of polished bone dowels over which a membrane of cured human skin has been stretched. The skin covering the armature seems as if it was grown around it with no stitches, seams, or tears. When viewed in dim light a soft glow can be seen coming from within. The box is named for it's creator Karl Von Becker, an otherwise unknown Austrian artist who was sentenced to death in Vienna in 1877 for the grisly murders of six young men. While a fine collection piece, the box is believed to be able to grant its owner a great deal of power if its price is met.
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  63. Chekov's Shotgun
  64. A Franchi SPAS-12 combat shotgun modified with extraneous exposed tubing, cooling components, and electronics that seem to serve no discernible purpose. These modifications do not interfere with the operation of the weapon and are believed to be responsible for its primary feature: the weapon will always appear to its owner when they need it if they have left it behind. It has been known to find its way out of locked chests in locked rooms when it is need. When it appears it is always fully loaded, even if its owner left is unloaded. How it does this is unknown.
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  66. Ancient Woman in Blue Ice [SEALED]
  67. A cylinder of crystal clear blue ice that contains an exquisitely preserved young woman in the nude curled up in the fetal position within it. The woman is of a pale complexion with reddish hair, Eurasian features, strongly defined musculature with very little body fat, and shows only minor signs of external damage from the freezing process. The ice surrounding ice samples show she is at least 5000 years old.
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  69. Case of Fugue Gas Grenades
  70. A case of 81 standard gas dispersal grenades labeled with the word FUGUE and a purple stripe around the base on an otherwise blank gray casing. The grenades contain condense chimera fugue pheromones which cause short term amnesia with no noticeable side effects. 9 grenades are missing from the case which were expended in efforts to figure out what they were.
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  72. Potted Diceberry Bush
  73. A herbaceous bush similar to a blueberry bush that bears the Goblin Fruit known as diceberries. The fruit is shaped like a ten sided die and a gold tinged orange in color with bright, firm skin and a tangy honey-like flavor. Occasionally, the plant will be bear red, purple, and even blue diceberries in addition to the regular orange ones. The orange ones as said to provide only a small portion of luck, while the red and purple ones are grant exceptional luck. The blue ones are purported to cause bad luck. The fruit, regardless of color, is highly addictive. It comes in a decorate pot and needs only regular watering and fertilizer to remain healthy.
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  75. The Black Grimoire [LOST]
  76. Roughly the size of a large encyclopedia with thick spine and hard cover with metal sheet on its face with an ornately designed relief incorporating a demonic skull and circuit like patterns. There is no text on the exterior of the book. The grimoire has a demon bound to it and possesses a will of its own; it is said to be very mild mannered, well spoken, and infinitely patient. It will attempt to offer its holder trades, the holder's soul or pieces there of for power though it is willing to trade one secret for a small piece of eldritch lore if the soul is non-negotiable. It will not open for anyone who has not agreed to a pact with it. All attempts to force it open have met with disastrous consequences.
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  78. The Magnifying Glass
  79. A vintage Bausch and Lomb brand rectangular reading glass, ivory color, from the Sunshine Motel collection. Like all Objects it is indestructible. If the holder focuses on something through the lens, that something will not be able to approach the holder any closer.
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  81. The Knife
  82. A vintage Camper brand pocket knife from the Sunshine Motel collection. Like all Objects it is indestructible. When the wielder taps on an object, all mechanical fasteners undo themselves.
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  84. Impossible Waterfall Sculpture in Jade
  85. A small sculptured standing at just a foot high that looks like M. C. Escher's Waterfall, carved out of solid blue jade. It is completely functional and includes a working waterwheel attached to a small generator that powers a pair of LED lights atop the sculpture;s pair of support towers. Yes, the water does flow in a physically impossible infinite loop. As Escher pointed out so many decades ago, water must be added every so often to account for evaporation. It should be noted that all known attempts of using the sculpture's perpetual motion properties in a practical manner have met untimely ends.
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  87. Oath-Bound Strix [SEALED]
  88. A strix is a supernatural entity, owl-like in shape and made of smoke and shadow. They subsist by stealing the life force from their victims, literally drinking it out of their breath similar much in the way vampires drink blood. They are repulsed by sufficiently bright light, all sunlight, fire, and an alchemically treated form of gold refered to as orichalcum by alchemists and occultists. Unlike a vampire, the mind of a strix is an alien thing composed only of hunger, envy, and contempt for all life. Power striges are known to be able to posses corpses as vehicles.
  89. This particular strix had been captured by a changeling with a greater command of over supernatural darkness than itself and has been forced into oath-bound servitude in return for its continued existence. The full details of the Oath and the full extent of its capabilities will be explained to the buyer in private but rest assured it is very tightly bound and is unable to take action against it's owner. The beast is particularly vicious with a dark sense of humor and revels in the chance to kill.
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  91. Devil's Tuning Fork
  92. A tuning fork made from solid spring steel with three cylindrical prongs at its end that mysteriously transform into pair of rectangular prongs at its base; the shape it forms is also known as a blivet or a poiuyt. It has a handle to hold it by made of polish ebony. It is as confusing to feel as it is to simply look at. The sound it makes when struck is not something the ear can process properly and induces a great deal of confusion in anyone who have not had the chance to grow accustomed to it.
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  94. Cymothoa Sanguinaria Larva [SEALED]
  95. A relative of vastly more common Cymothoa exigua, C. sanguinaria is a parasitic crustacean that resembles flesh colored prawn; when fully grown the parasite rivals the size of large sausages. Like its cousin, C. sanguinaria will burrow into its host's mouth and slowly but surely replace their tongue. Unlike its cousin, C. sanuinaria takes humans or any sufficiently large mammal as hosts. Further unlike its cousin, it is capable of drastically altering its host's brain functions to suit it needs over the course of its horrific life cycle.
  96. While it certainly could be used to give an enemy a particularly gruesome death, it's has far more reliable uses. These larva have been donated by a Japanese member of the Community and entrepreneur in hopes that others might come to appreciate what they can be used for. The cocktail of chemicals the parasite produces can be extracted from the host, isolated, and rendered into power drugs for consumers. The creatures own biochemistry can be manipulated with modern technology with ease to further optimize this. The full grown creature is also quite the delicacy among the elite of Tokyo. Buyers will receive a full brochure of the possibilities.
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  98. The Rizzetti #4: Trephination Automata
  99. Built by 17th century Italian doctor and clockwork enthusiast Federico Rizzetti the Trepanning Automata is the fourth of his eleven known devices. As its name implies, this apparatus is designed to drill a hole into the patient's skull on its own no input aside from being initially wound up. The device itself is built into an elegantly stained cherry wood bench with extensive filigree through which the internal brass gears may be glimpsed. The head clamp it built from brass and padded with leather and includes small arms that hold a mesh net to keep the patient's hair from getting caught in the drill. The drill housing contains a variety of knobs and switches to control the all matters related to the drill along an brass turn crank to wind the machine up. The restraints are all designed in such a way that any struggles of the patient are converted into mechanical energy to power the device. The workmanship of the device is absolutely superb and is truly stunning to behold.
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  101. Servant Masks [RELIC]
  102. A full golden mask that encloses around most of the head with prominent ridges along the brow, hairline, crown, and cheeks that lend it an art deco style despite being made roughly 100 years before the style came about. It consists of two pieces, the mask part that covers the upper half of the face that has a pair of loose bolts designed to be driven into the temples to secure it to the head. The second piece is the helmet which secures to the exterior of the temple bolts, locking it into place with the mask, and a pair of bolts that go into the occipital bone of the skull.
  103. The power of the mask heals the injuries incurred in its “installation” over the course of several days. Once the injuries are healed the wearer requires no sustenance aside from air and water and no longer requires sleep, though they still can if allowed to. It's main feature however is that it suppresses the wears will, rendering them in pliable, docile servants that are unwaveringly local to their masters. It should be noted that these servants are not suited to complex tasks and cannot recall much if anything of their former lives. As the mask largely inhibits jaw movement, they cannot speak above a whisper.
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  105. Possum Pills
  106. Large hard shelled capsules with one half black and the other silver with a black circuit pattern on the silver half. Taking the pill will render the consumer dead for five hours, at which point the consumer will return to life. During that time the consumer is for all intents and purposes dead. Upon revival all damage incurred while dead is healed.
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  108. The Merciless Pistol
  109. A M1911A1 pistol with the word “merciless” engraved into the slide. It is capable of very easily downing large groups of opponents in a short amount of time even if the wielder is not an expert with firearms. Invoking the weapon's power requires the wielder to issue a catchy one liner and will only aid the wielder in targeting people whose name the wielder does not know.
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  111. Tidy Crook's Body-B-Gone Spray [LOST]
  112. A seemingly innocent looking glass spray bottle of cleaner with a thick oily black fluid inside it that does not look as if it could actually be sprayed out of the nozzle. Despite its appearance it works just fine and sprays out a dark mist that will cause a corpse or dead organic matter to literally disintegrate into nothing but smoke. It does not function on the undead as long as they are animate nor will it destroy plant matter, thus it will not eliminate clothing. It takes five full sprays to fully disintegrate the corpse of an adult male. The bottle contains enough fluid for 100 full sprays.
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  114. The Complete Table of Drops
  115. A dusty old leather-bound book with faded yellow pages that reads “The Complete Table of Drops” on its cover in faded white characters and a distorted skull and crossbones beneath it with an opened jaw. Every page but the first of the book contain illegible cursive scrawl written in blood. If the holder of the book dribbles some of their own blood in the mouth of the skull on the cover and writes the full name, height accurate to the inch, and weight accurate to the pound of a person they wish to kill the pages will become legible. By default it will only list the length of rope and drop required to kill the target instantly by long drop hanging. If the holder specifies a method of death, it will list out the precise details of what would be required to kill that person and includes estimates on how long it would take for the target to die.
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  117. Backpack of Holding
  118. A backpack made of a metal frame with gears and springs in place of zippers and electrical cables in place of straps. When the bag is opened a soft white glow emanates from inside and the bottom cannot be seen. Any object disappears into the backpack no matter how large or small it is as long as it can fit through the opening. Simply by thinking about it the user can remove any object stored inside the backpack, though doing so is a bit like trying to pull something through molasses so a good deal of strength is required to use it quickly. If the user does not have a particular item in mind the found item will be random.
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  120. Gravity Ray Gun
  121. A small hand-held pistol with large concentric copper
  122. rings around the barrel. The rings pulse with a green light
  123. when the trigger is pulled. The weapon only works when targeted at an open space, not a particular object or person. The trigger must be held down for a least fifteen seconds and concentrate so that it may charge. Once fully charged it will create a gravity well in the targeted space that will crush objects inside of it so long as the user continues to hold the trigger and maintains concentration.
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  125. Grimoire de Giovanni
  126. This large tome is one of the few surviving grimoires of the necromanticly inclined Giovanni crime family that were almost entirely exterminated after the Reveal. This grimoire was recovered after the bombing of their believed secret headquarters in Venice. The grimoire itself dates from the 1600s and weighs over 5 kilograms. The cover is made of elephant ivory and human bone with inlaid brass and rubies; the pages are made are human skin vellum. The contents of the book teach the arts of necromancy in the Giovanni style.
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  128. The Impersonator Machine
  129. A machine that consists of two capsules large enough to hold most adults that retract into a large apparatus resembling an overwrought industrial generator. Operating the machine require two people be placed into the capsules and the main switch placed into the on position. The capsules will then retract into the machine and the sound of gears will follow from within for the next 10 to 15 minutes. Once it has finished it will extend the right capsule so its occupant may exit though it will keep the left one retracted.
  130. The result will transform the right occupant into an exact replica of the left occupant down to the genetic level. A counter will begin counting down from 999 on the device: this represents how much time the double has in that form. The time is equal to exactly 256 hours, or 10 days and 16 hours. If the right occupant does not return to the machine within that time span they will suffer catastrophic cellular breakdown that will result in death quite rapidly. Upon successful return to the machine the process will reverse itself with both occupants being ejected in the same state as they entered – though any injuries suffered to the right occupant during their time impersonating the left will remain with the right occupant. The left occupant will be ejected safely even if the right occupant does not return.
  131. During the devices operation it sounds quite painful to both occupants however buyers should rest assured that no pain is actually experienced or recall during its operation. Under no circumstances should the device be opened or halted during the conversion process.
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  133. The Patrician's Armor
  134. A cuirass of 14th century Italian design with a gold chest piece and flexible interlocked plates that cover the groin and abdomen lined with masterfully red dyed leather over a study mail hauberk with pattern welded rings. The armor features detailed etchings on its surface of occult significance and depicts an image of the Roman god Pluto on the leather covered abdomen pieces. A fine collection piece to be sure but the most important part of this armor set is that it is enchanted with powerful magic. The how and why are unknown but it is sure that any injury the wearer suffers will be deflected away from his or her life to the wallet. It was believed to have been commissioned by an extraordinarily wealthy Italian merchant who if the legend is to be believed died destitute after losing all of his money to the fuel the armor's magic.
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  136. The Little Bastard [SEALED]
  137. This vehicle was James Dean's Porsche 550 Spyder which he named the Little Bastard. The vehicle would soon prove itself to be cursed as anyone who so much as interacted with it suffered from its presence until 1960, when the Porsche was loaned out for a safety exhibit in Miami, Florida. When the exhibit was over, the wreckage, en route to Los Angeles on a truck, mysteriously vanished until it reappeared shortly after the Salton Deluge somehow good as new.
  138. The vehicle itself only inflicts its curse upon those who do not meet the price required to use it. Unless the driver is a disillusioned teenage male the vehicle requires the blood of one such individual be added to it's fuel or spilled on it's engine block. Only a small quantity is required to render the car safe for the following week. Once properly sated the car will protect its occupants rather than attempt to kill them.
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  140. .22 Uluru
  141. Ayers Rock is a world famous landmark in central Australia and a UNESCO World Heritage Site #447. In the native language its referred to as Uluru. Anyone who takes a part of the rock away from the formation is said to be cursed and will suffer terrible misfortune. It's true enough that someone decided to make a set of six hundred and sixty-six .22 LR rimfire cartidges with the bullet made of alchemically or magically treated rock taken from Uluru. The small round allows it to easily injure someone but not kill them, making it an ideal vehicle through which the cursed effects of the stone can be delivered. The bullets will be sold in sets of 6.
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  143. Peacebringer
  144. A Colt Single Action Army 1898 “Flattop Target Model” with intricate engraved patterns in an American Indian style with a buffalo horn grip. The metal of the weapon has a faint ephemeral teal sheen to it when viewed in the dark. While a stunning piece for any collection the weapon's primary quality is that any round fired from will exorcise spirits and ghosts.
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  146. Skinnermask
  147. The face of a young man in his prime, painstakingly flayed from his body while alive, with a spirit of deception bound in it. Due to the power of the spirit it still seems fresh from its victim. Of course there's more to it than that: by placing the face on yours you can become the handsome young man who once owned it. The former owner is in his early twenties and an exceptional specimen of the male form. The mask's power lasts for a single night, at which point the transformation ends and shrivels off the wearers face. It cannot be used again until it has soaked in fresh blood for at least 6 hours.
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  149. Glutton Bane Klaive
  150. This weapon is a crudely made cleaver consisting of a small slab of silver hammered into a wedge with rusted iron bars bolted around it to form a handle that have been wrapped with what is presumed to be charred and matted werewolf skin. A cord dangles from the handle with over 20 large canine teeth on it. The entire thing is spattered with dried blood that cannot be cleaned. The blade has the word glutton carved into it, likely referring to the nature of the spirit bound in it.
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  152. Parasite Brush
  153. At first glance this appears to be nothing more than a tube of mascara shaped like conch shell made completely of prismatic nacre. The top of the shell can be removed to get the applicator wand- which is a stiff fleshy colored stalk covered with gently wriggling white bristles at the tip. Fluid is confirmed to be within the bottom half of the tube and it undoubtedly not mascara; sphincter keeps it from leaking out of it turned upside down.
  154. The main interest of this item is the bristles on the wand. They're in fact tiny organisms. When brushed against a warm body the bristles will detach themselves from the wand with a surprising amount of force so they can burrow into the flesh. Once lodged inside the creatures will release a paralytic venom that can knock a grown man off his feet followed by rapidly grow root-like tendrils that will extend through the skin like roots. After several minutes the roots will become visible through the skin followed shortly by an intense burning itch. It takes roughly five hours for the roots to fully invade the skin of an average sized adult male – faster if any of the roots become exposed to open air due to scratching.
  155. The item is believed to be an interrogation tool. For starters, it will never prevent its host from being unable to talk or breath no matter how far into the process it is. Nor will it actually kill its host – most deaths caused by it come from the host attempting to rip their skin off to make the burning itch stop and bleeding to death. If left alone for a week the organism will eventually die and be consumed by the hosts body. The most certain evidence its an interrogation tool is that by pressing the bottom tip of the tube against any of the roots will cause the entire root system to get sucked back into the tube leaving the host unharmed. The experience is said to both overwhelming agonizing and ecstatic; so much to the point that most people will black out from it.
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  157. Talking Pepper Shaker
  158. A 3 ounce capacity hexagonal cobalt glass pepper shake with a black anodized aluminum cap with 6 small holes in it. Upon close inspection branching circuits can be seen in the glass coming out of the cap and running down toward the bottom. The cap cannot be removed – at least without damaging the shaker. Analysis of the pepper shows it to be a blend of black and white peppercorns.
  159. Of course its not just a run of the mill pepper shaker. By making yourself sneeze with it, it will allow you to remotes eavesdrop on anyone talking about it. It picks up everything that someone says and hears. The by twisting the cap you can change the target of the shaker assuming there are multiple people speaking about you. You must be mentioned by name for the shaker to be able to get a lock on the person, otherwise it doesn't work. The connection will last for approximately 7 minutes before shutting down. Misfortune appears to befall anyone who becomes too reliant upon it's power.
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  161. Red Wood Ring
  162. A thick ring made of redwood with a varnish of hardened redwood resin, it believed to be made from Sequoia haidasis. It is believed to predate western contact with the islands. A fine piece of jewelery but more importantly is that it has a spirit of a mighty redwood bound to it. What blessings it bestows are currently unknown, though according to its late former owner it is capable of transforming itself into a weapon.
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  164. Widow-maker’s Tongue
  165. This is the tongue of infamous serial killer Evelyn “Widow-maker” Harper who killed all her victims with only a kiss. She managed to score 405 confirmed kills before being caught by the USA's DPA in 2043 in New Mexico. She met her demise at her own hands before she could be locked away in Lansing but her eyes, lips, and tongue were removed and safely hidden away from prying eyes.
  166. Her tongue was ultimately responsible for the body count as the organ is capable of secreting miniscule amounts of a slow acting yet devilishly potent poison that breaks down once its served its purpose rendering it incredibly difficult to detect. It also produced countermeasures to protect her, leading the Community's inquisitive minds to conclude she was not born with this tongue but obtained it somehow. Whatever the case the tongue is preserved in cryonic solution and is still perfectly alive – ready for harvesting or implantation.
  167.  
  168. Stitch Worms [LOST]
  169. This plain steel urn emblazoned with the logo of the Ordo Dracul contains within it hundreds of tiny thread-like worms withing in a solution of synth-vitae. They were found in an old Russian bunker near the Ukrainian border, desiccated like a torpid vampire in the urn. When the synth-vitae was added they returned to “life”. The worms are capable of repairing severe anatomical trauma. Simply wash the worm off in vodka before introducing it to an open wound. It will then begin to burrow through the surrounding skin and tissue – painlessly even – to stitch it shut. If the wound cannot be closed several worms will work together to form a lattice over the damaged area. Then they will secrete a substance that promotes the healing, in mortals and vampires alike. The worms will remain there until they are removed.
  170.  
  171. Scobury-Clovill Box Camera [SEALED]
  172. A lovely early 19th century design antique camera of red oak and bright brass fixtures. The label says its from the Scobury-Clovill Optical Company but no such company has ever existed. Despite having every indication of being fully functional the camera will not actually take a picture no matter how hard one tries. Only when the phrase “trick-click, quick-trick” is spoken while pointing at someone will it “activate”. Upon doing so the front lens of the camera will turn into a blood shot eye that will stare unblinkingly at its the target. Sometime over the next week the target will vanish into parts unknown.
  173.  
  174. The Keeper's Quirt [SEALED]
  175. A dingy looking black and tan braided quirt that terminates into a pair crop extensions at the tip of the handle. The item is confirmed to be a changeling Token; thus for someone who is not a changeling they must first strike a close compatriot or friend with the quirt for its power to be engaged. Once its “catch” has been fulfilled anyone struck by the quirt will experience a stream of repressed memories. For the wielder simply hitting someone with the quirt feels quite pleasing.
  176.  
  177. Gentry's Demijohn of Forbidden Delights [SEALED]
  178. A 5 gallon/19 liter bottle of frosted sea-green glass embossed with floral and hedge designs. This item if a very potent Token and has trade hands amongst the lords and ladies of England since the 1700s. Anyone who cries into the bottle will turn to smoke and be sucked into it. There will be transported to what has become known as the Gentry's Palace of Forbidden Delights to serve there on the palace's staff or as entertainment. Once absorbed the demijohn will fill with an amount of brandy of exquisite quality equal to the worth of absorbed person. For most people this is usually only a shots worth but for those of stunning or exotic looks it can be considerably more.
  179. While useful for simply being able to make someone vanish without a trace the most important feature of the demijohn is that it can allow for ladies and gentlemen of refined taste to experience the Palace of Forbidden Delights for themselves. To gain entry a number of requirements must be met. First all entrants must be dressed formally. Second, it must be after dark. Third, there must be at least two entrants. Fourth, the entrants must be a room with all windows covered and doors locked. Fifth, all entrants must know each others real names. Sixth, there must be a full floor length mirror somewhere in the room. Once all the prerequisites have been fulfilled the brandy from the demijohn should be poured into a glass for each entrant plus one, the extra is to be set before the full length mirror. A toast must then be made and the brandy consumed to the last drop. If everything has been done correctly the brandy in the extra glass will be gone and the mirror's surface will be replaced with a door. This door leads to the Gentry's Palace of Forbidden Delights where on my indulge in any pleasure great or small.
  180.  
  181. Spider's Nuts
  182. A set of 8 climbing nuts along with gloves and a removal tool to handle them. the wedges are jet black in color that appear have a velvety texture while the wires are gossamer silver in appearance. The nuts produce an extreme amount of friction and will catch on a literally any surface save for those that have been paranormally frictionless. Studies have shown they also appear to cancel some of the forces applied to them. Attempting to drag one of these nuts across the ground is impossible for most mortals unless on a loose surface like sand. The gloves and removal hook appear to cancel its properties, allowing them to be used and removed safely.
  183.  
  184. Stilling Pitons [LOST]
  185. A pair of long, thin knife-like metal spikes that are deep blue in color with a ring around the end for looping rope through. Once lodged into any inanimate object it renders that object unable to move or break apart. In the case of rock faces and the like it's effect spreads out roughly five feet in all directions through the contiguous rock. The stilling effect only works within the subset of a single object – thus if applied to a car door by jamming it into the keyhole it will only prevent the door from moving or breaking but will not prevent the entire car and the door along with it from moving. If applied to a living thing it will freeze most movement and prevent most damage but it will not prevent the being from being able to breathe, move their eyes, or speak.
  186.  
  187. Xiezi Jiujiebian
  188. This is a nine section chain whip with a dull sandy luster. While it weighs as much as if it were made of steel the entire item appears to be made of chitin- likely from scorpions as upon exposure to a black light glows much like a scorpion. One end of the whip has a bulbous stinger much like a scorpions. To complete the scorpion theme the item is believed to have a scorpion spirit bound to it. The whip was found in a tomb in China dating from the Jin dynasty (265-420 CE).
  189.  
  190. Pocket Thunder Snake
  191. This is a six foot long whip made of blade-resistant synthetic materials with weight shaped like a snake's head at the end and a flexible handle at the other, unlike most whips it does not taper. The design along the whip is patterned after that of a copperhead snake. In the right hands its certainly a deadly weapon but the fact that it houses a spirit within it what makes it a truly ingenious weapon. When the spirit is roused it literally becomes a snake. The snake can be instructed to go off on its own or it can be used a whip. When used a whip it will attempt to latch on to its wielders opponents with its fangs; once it does it'll deliver a powerful electrical shock rather than injected venom. The whip can be used as stylish belt or coiled up to fit into most pockets.
  192.  
  193. Nematocyst Oil
  194. This is a sea blue one liter medicine bottle of an early 1900s look with a large jellyfish embossed on its front with the text below it in an unknown alphabet. The bottle contains little less than a liter of syrupy oil that is pale blue in color and smells overwhelmingly like the sea. When the oil is applied to the skin it will cause the individual to grow nematocysts must like those of a jellyfish in their skin. This gives the same stinging touch as a jellyfish – particularly venom this nematocysts produce has not been matched to any known jellywish though it is potent enough to knock most people out from the pain it causes. The nematocysts will not trigger on their “owner”, they will only go off when touching the skin of someone else. Only a small quantity of oil is required to get the effect and it will last for roughly an hour or so before the applied area reverts to being just normal skin.
  195.  
  196. Glass Knife of Awakening [ABYSSAL] [SEALED]
  197. This is far more than just a jagged knife made of glass. This knife holds the power of Awakening within it, the means to become a mage. For those who are brave and resolute enough the Knife itself will tell everything you'd need to know to grasp its awesome power. Absolute care should be taken, most people are not ready to endure the transformation it brings and end up going mad from the rush of power.
  198.  
  199. Mage-jacked Cyberbrain [SEALED]
  200. Inside this Noosphere Industries epsilon series cyberbrain lurks the mind of a once powerful mage who had somehow turned himself into a disembodied psychic-virus. The former owner of the cyberbrain is gone, driven to madness by the invasive presence and eventually put to rest by one of the Community's mages. The disembodied mage quickly attempted to usurp control of the man's body but the cyberbrain was removed from the body before that could happen. The psionic architecture of the cyberbrain has thus far proven sufficient to contain the mage and without a live soul hijack appears to be unable to access his magic. Though maddeningly insane the mage contains a great deal of wisdom and knowledge accumulated through out the years that can be leveraged out from him thanks to his all encompassing fear of the dark.
  201.  
  202. Automatic Soul Extraction and Crystallization Apparatus [SEALED]
  203. From the outside this device appears to be an artistic example of an iron lung circa the early 1950s with a few extraneous gizmos, mostly dials and switches, along the outside of it. Only when the interior of device is viewed does its the illusion that its just an iron become revealed: it is lined with dozens of hydraulic mechanical arms armed with a wide array of surgical tools retracted into compartments along the interior of the tube.
  204. To activate the device the patient must be placed inside it with all safety harnesses securely fastened around them before it will unlock the main throw switch. Once that switch is thrown the device will begin its macabre work of somehow opening up its patient so that it may extract their soul, render it into a crystal form, and then seal them back up with very little signs of damage to show for the surgery aside from weighing exactly 21 grams less. The operation causes no pain to the patient however they must be conscious for it to function. Once it is finished it will released the patient and store the now crystallized soul in a capsule about the size of a can of soda that is held in a compartment at the rear of the machine. It is believed that the machine can be configured to do other things but due to the sheer number of dials, switches, and knobs it could take decades of constant work to test out all possible variations. The soul extraction operation appears to be its default settling as any changes can be undone by simply pressing the button labeled reset next to the main switch
  205. The device requires four ingredients to function. The first and most easily obtained is electricity though its power consumption is high enough that a dedicated generator is desired. The second ingredient is lost or stolen keys. Any key will do provided it does go to a door of some sort and is not owned by the operator of the device. The third ingredient is exactly 12 grams of worth of any dry red Port wine certified to contain grapes grown in the Douro Valley of Portugal that has been aged for at least eleven years. The final ingredient is 21 grams of something that is taken from the patient during the surgery.
  206.  
  207. Ashar'Arif's Book of Understanding and Building Fantastical Machines [LOST]
  208. Ashar'Arif was a brilliant clockmaker, scholar, and philospher who lived during who lived during the 13th century in Islamic Spain. Very little is actually known about him but it can be inferred from his writings and his works he was a deeply spiritual mage. This book is an original copy that has survived the ages relatively intact thanks to being tucked away in a magical ruin in southern Portugal for the ages. It is one of a kind item, no other complete copies are known to exists in the world.
  209.  
  210. Risky Dice
  211. An average sized 20 sided die, black in color, with 19 faces bearing the kanji for “excellent luck” engraved in white and 1 face bearing the kanji for “great misfortune” engraved in red. The die has phenomenal power over luck and fate. To use the die's power it must be rolled prior to engaging in any activity that has a random component to it. If the die lands on excellent luck the best possible outcome is usually assured such as scoring the jackpot on a slot machine. If it lands on great misfortune an event will occur that is said to completely cancel out all the previously obtained good luck.
  212.  
  213. Madeleine Blackburn's Smart Multitool [ABYSSAL] [SEALED]
  214. This MegaTech model 43 Smart Multitool was once owned by inventor turned spree-killer Madeleine Blackburn of London. She claimed she couldn't live with the device after her arrest and it was removed before the police could figure out why. The device is magically enchanted, its batteries require no charging and appears to make the creative juices of the brain flow more easily as well increase the effectiveness of its users skills.
  215.  
  216. Waters of the Anahita
  217. The Anahita is a fabled River of Life that lurks deep in the subterranean expanse of the Underworld. This small phial contains 10 cubic centimeters worth of its waters- all that could be retrieved from the corpses of the expedition team that went looking for it. It's powers are said to be able to raise the dead and heal even the most grievous wounds and diseases. While this is doubtfully enough for the former the later should still be within the realm of possibility.
  218.  
  219. Amber Sun Drops
  220. This case of shining golden lozenges are designer drugs made from the waters of the River Eridanos in the Underworld. Simply pop the lozenge in your mouth and enjoy the warming honeyed flavor. It comes with an intense high that makes one feel as majestic as a god with the confidence and personal magnetism of one to boot. The high comes on rapidly within moment and will persist for a few hours before gently setting. It has side effects similar to light doses of heroin. Several pounds of the drug are available for sale. All buyers will receive information for contacting the manufacturer for more.
  221.  
  222. Hun Hunahpu Elixir
  223. This frothy white concoction is an elixir made from the River of Bone Dust, or the Hun Hunahpu. Even if room temperature it feels chillingly cold and has the taste of strong liquor and raw bittersweet chocolate. It is immensely nourishing and a single glass is completely capable of substituting for a meal for those who are fond of their drink. Further more it also speeds the rate at which the body recovers from damage. The only downside is that it is immensely intoxicating.
  224.  
  225. Sinaan Scorpion Tequila
  226. A blend of premium 100% agave aged tequila that contains a scorpion plucked from the River Sinaan in the Underworld. The potent venom of this deathly creature gives the drink a powerful kick. A single shot of the drink grants the imbiber a small glimpse of the future. The more of the brew that is drunk the more information can be obtained. A warning though, drinking too much of it is hazardous to ones health. Eating the scorpion of course grants yet more visions, though they are not as powerful as the eating the thing fresh from the River.
  227.  
  228. Ben's Knife #4
  229. This knife was made by Benny Dalton, a blacksmith turned serial killer in the late 1800s. After every kill he forged a completely unique knife of unparalleled craftsmanship; each knife is said to reflect the corresponding victims soul. This is the 4th of his 564 knives, indicated by the number 4 on engraved in the grip. This particular knife consists of two gently curving blades about a 10 inches long with fine wavy serrations along the edge akin to a tomato knife that terminate to a wickedly sharp point with backwards facing barb an inch in length on the back of the blade. The two blades are parallel to each other and have roughly slightly less than one and half millimeters of space between them. Small groves on the inward faces of the blades allow the knife to better hold on to poisons applied to it. The blades themselves are unnaturally sharp and incredibly durable.
  230.  
  231. Connection Severing Scissors
  232. A pair of scissors with baroquely wrought verdigris handles and gleaming silver blades. They can literally cut someone out of your life. Simply obtain a photograph of the person you wish to cut out of your life and cut the picture up with these scissors; do note that this applies to everyone in the photo excluding yourself. Once this is done you will never see the person again. Any relationships severed this way cannot be undone.
  233.  
  234. Night Jade
  235. This jewel is made of jade as black as the night. It is in the shape of a comma and fits within the palm of ones hand; a small hole is in middle of the large section of the jewel. It is said to be blessed by the Devil; when danger is about to befall the wearer it will instead pass to someone else, but the person receiving the danger will immediately know this is the wearer's fault.
  236.  
  237. Day Jade
  238. This jewel is made of jade as azure as the sky. It is in the shape of a comma and fits within the palm of ones hand; a small hole is in middle of the large section of the jewel. It is said to be blessed by the Devil; anytime someone nearby is about to benefit from good luck it instead comes to the wearer, but the person who would have received the fortune will know its the wearers fault they were cheated out of their fortune.
  239.  
  240. Oracle's Snow Globe
  241. This is a large kitschy snow globe, weighing in at 7 pounds and over 6 inches tall, made of a plastic-like unidentified material. The interior contains only a small lighthouse with a functional light despite the lack of a power source that makes a full rotation once ever 3 minutes and the flakes of glitter. When shaken it becomes almost impossible to see the lighthouse due the sheer amount of glitter inside. However if you stare intently into the light you can see glimpses of places. It is believed that these are places the shaker will visit in the near future, however it is difficult to make out many details so it remains vague.
  242.  
  243. The Smoking Mirror of Tezcatlipoca [LOST]
  244. A mirror four feet in diameter with 4 inch wide decorative border made entirely of a single piece of obsidian. The border is studded with copal and turquoise arranged in patterns that resemble Aztec characters but do not match any other characters in the writing system found thus far. The mirror surface is unearthly flat, almost to the point of being frictionless. The mirror is at least 500 years old however all attempts to obtain a specific date of failed. It is believed to be some manner of magical artifact, both Mages and Sin-Eaters can detect the presence of some manner of power within it but have thus far been unable to determine its nature.
  245.  
  246. Sessho-Seki Ring
  247. This is a simple steel ring that contains a small orb of a special type of volcanic stone called Sessho-seki set into it. This translates from Japanese to “killing stone” and that is exactly what it does. How it does it is unknown but a simple touch from this stone will render most people dead. The ring comes with a jeweled cap to place over stone to prevent accidental contact with it that is held in place by a pair of neodymium magnets in the ring and the cap. It should be noted that the ring will not work on Sin-Eaters or the undead and usually just makes them angry.
  248.  
  249. Nessusian Wrapping Paper
  250. A 24” x 200' roll of durable water proof wrapping paper that is a dark crimson in color. It is no ordinary wrapping paper. Through means unknown it is able to kill people, somehow arranging the fate of the person who opens a gift wrapped in it to die to the gift's contents. To use the wrapping paper one must place an item in a box then wrap the box up in the wrapping paper using a single piece of ay variety of clear tape that is no more than 4 inches long to seal it. No other adhesive may be used nor may it be tied or stapled – it must be clear tape. Then the person who wrapped the box must then kiss it in such a way as to leave a visible mark. Once this has been done the “gift” has been primed. The person who then opens the gift will be marked for death with the means being whatever the item inside is no matter how absurd. Once the kill is made the wrapping paper dissolves into smoke.
  251. The average it time it takes for the magic to work depends on the item in the gift. In the case of a gun, it took roughly 30 seconds to kill the opener. In another case the gift contained a single cotton ball took 31 days before it managed to kill the opener by making her sneeze as it blew into her face from a strong breeze as she was taking out the garbage which caused her to slip off the curb right into an on coming car.
  252.  
  253. New Man Soap
  254. This seemingly normal bar of bespeckled white soap holds the power to erase an individual's connection to their own history. While it has no effect on your own recollection of your past is erases you out of other people's minds. The causality of events are not erased so if for example you robbed a bank this morning and used the soap to erase that the bank would still be robbed and you will still have the money but as far as everyone else is concerned it wasn't you that did it. How this works is anyone's guess. It should be noted that with enough scrubbing with the soap you can erase enough of yourself to the point that you're a completely new person as far as the world is concerned.
  255.  
  256. Invisible Boomerang [LOST]
  257. This boomerang is razor sharp and is guaranteed to return to its owner when thrown even by someone who isn't trained to throw a boomerang. It's also nearly invisible as it is made out of a durable material that is 99.5% transparent. How it was made is completely unknown but in the right hands it is an incredibly deadly weapon.
  258.  
  259. Mantle of the Undying Chrysalis [SEALED]
  260. The Mantle is a spike of mixed tectosilicate crystal approximately three inches long, mottled green in color. It is faintly translucent when held against an exceptionally bright light (at least 2,000lm), and shows veins of impurities within that cannot be consistently identified by either mundane or supernatural analysis. It appears utterly mundane to nearly all forms of supernatural study available, with only two exceptions known - when ritualistically cast with bones at a depiction of the human body, it will always land on top of the mouth, and when placed on one tip in an area rich with pain resonance, it maintains perfect balance.
  261. The Mantle's nature only becomes apparent when it is completely inserted into a human jaw sublingually. The host of the Mantle becomes, after a fashion, immortal. A moment before death, the host's body contorts and deforms violently, organ and bone beneath the skin growing at an explosive rate and often tearing their way out of the body as it reforms. If the host is conscious as this occurs, they experience incomparable amounts of pain - as well as extraordinary distress if not previously informed of this process. Their body proceeds to form a rough oval of toughened muscle and reinforced bone supports, slightly larger than the human body. Incredible amounts of force are required to break through this chrysalis, and even if this occurs, the chrysalis will repair itself unerringly, exerting force to remove any hindrances in the process. The upper levels of these forces have not been accurately measured, as no attempt to stop the regeneration process has succeeded.
  262. After a short time - measured delays range between 37 and 168 seconds - the chrysalis will split itself open, revealing the host within, completely unharmed and in good physical condition for their age. Three additional factors must be noted. First, even if the host is completely unharmed and in good health, they will begin the regenerative process exactly 24 hours and 41 minutes after emerging from the last chrysalis. Second, the host ages one day every time they emerge from the chrysalis, regardless if it is part of the daily regeneration or if it was caused by external trauma. The host seems to be frozen in time for the purposes of aging except for these discrete jumps forward. Third, if the host dies due to complications from extreme age, the regeneration process will still occur, aging them by one day. In a sufficiently aged host, this leads to the cycle of death and rebirth rapidly growing shorter and shorter, until the host is alive for mere minutes or less between deaths.
  263. Extracting the Mantle is a simple surgical process, as it is always located under the tongue, no matter how damaged the body has ever been. Once removed from the host body, one deep, bleeding cut appears on their body for every regeneration they have endured, inflicting themselves at a rate of approximately two per second. For most hosts, this leads to rapid blood loss, shock, and death, as the wounds cannot be healed by any known supernatural means, and will re-inflict themselves if any are healed before all are inflicted. Curiously, the cuts appear in a pre-set order and seem to form words in characters similar to cuneiform. The writing continues until the host runs out of flesh to cut open, so larger hosts are able to display more of the writing. Despite best efforts, subjecting physically enormous hosts to tens of thousands of regenerations, the script seems both endless and distinct - no segment repeats itself, and all of it appears to follow the same consistent grammar and structure. As of yet, there have been no substantial breakthroughs in attempts to translate this script by any means.
  264.  
  265. Golden Scales of Fortune
  266. A set of antique scales held up by an angel weighing in at about 10 pounds. It is made of brass with 24 karat gold plating for the angel's body and a gold-copper alloy plating for her flowing hair. The chains on the scales are made pure silver. When you are faced with a question that has only two possible choices pray to the angel and it will show which choice will brings you more fortune.
  267.  
  268. Wanderlust Ruby
  269. A deep cherry red ruby in a rectangular cushion cut measuring 20.4x14.7x12mm. The gem is of exceptional clarity and is bright and sparkly to behold with no inclusions visible to the naked eye. Despite its size it weighs only 1.6 carats. The ruby brings its holder monetary fortune however it only does this on the condition that the holder does not remain in the same place for longer than a week and does not revisit that place for at least a month. If these conditions are broken all wealth gained from the ruby's magic disappears and will the holder will never be able to benefit from it again.
  270.  
  271. Swap Ticket Booklet
  272. A booklet of tickets, white in color, of which 603 remain. Each ticket is identical and contains four complex unidentifiable characters presumed to be writing on their front and back. To use the ticket simply remove it from the booklet and tear it in half across the perforations. Then give the ticket to someone with whom you wish to swap bodies with. The swap only occurs on skin contact with another person. The swap lasts for 24 hours before reverting, regardless of distance.
  273.  
  274. Book of Life
  275. This is a large 14x20 inch book with study brass covers and brass-toned leather spine with “Book of Life” written in thick silver letting along it. It is 4 inches thick discounting the metal covers. The front cover contains the impression of hand in it surrounded by decorative engravings with glass panels in the corners to show hints of the clockwork mechanisms within. A clasp holds the book shut and it cannot be undone until someone presses their hand into the engraving to trigger the clockwork. When the device is trigger a series of small needle will make pricks in the palm and fingers to draw blood. This blood is immediately absorbed by the impression. This process is believed to connect the book to the reader.
  276. The book is an encyclopedia on everyone who has ever had a part in the openers life. It also contains conversation logs and records of memorable events. Pictures are included for exceptionally important events. Naturally this leads the book to being incredibly long, numbering in the tens of thousands of pages long. Though only 4 inches thick it never the less contains more pages then it should be able to realistically hold. The book is arranged chronologically and contains the interior of the clasp contains several dial mechanisms to aid with sorting through the gigantic tome. Lastly, the book is only legible to the person who opened it – everyone else simply sees incomprehensible gibberish. Its pages cannot be photographed or photocopied.
  277.  
  278. Dr. Hob's Magic Growth Pills
  279. A vial of spherical red pills with three to four yellow round yellow bumps on them, roughly large enough to cover a finger tip. Consuming a pill will cause your height to increase by exactly 1 centimeter. Each vial comes with 100 pills.
  280.  
  281. Double Postcard to the Dead
  282. A return-postage paid postcard that can be sent to the deceased with a message that will return with a reply the following day. The your legal name, legal address, and the deceased's name must be written legibly and correctly for the postcard to be processed and the intended recipient must actually be dead and cannot be more than 13 years, 11 months, and 7 days unless they are undead and still roam this Earth.
  283.  
  284. Suicide Note
  285. This is a black leather-bound notebook that reads “Death Note” on the front in white font, modeled after the described appearance of the eponymous notebook of the 2003 manga series. None of the rules inscribed in the book are true however. The truth is that anyone who attempts to use it in the manner described by the rules will die in place of the intended victim and the person they intended to kill will be made aware of the attempt on their life. However if a person writes their own name in it they will be able to control the method by which they die.
  286.  
  287. Tardis Outfit
  288. This is outfit designed to look like the blue suit and red tie ensemble worn by the 10th Doctor of the BBC's Dr. Who series played David Tennent in 2005 to 2010. The suit is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and will always appear to fit the wearer as if tailored perfectly for them no matter what is underneath. Anything hidden inside is safe from most scans. It does have the downside that anyone who likes the Dr. Who series will immediately recognize the wearer as cosplaying the Doctor even if they are not familiar with the 10th Doctor in particular.
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