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  1. Preparing a Surprise for Mokocchi
  2.  
  3. p2
  4. >>Kuroki Tomoko Surprise Plan
  5. >For Kuro's birthday
  6. >let's celebrate with an awesome surprise!
  7. >...
  8.  
  9. >So!
  10. >For today, I have this idea...
  11. >...
  12.  
  13. p3
  14. >Wait.
  15. >I'm right here.
  16. >First, I'll announce my idea.
  17. >...
  18.  
  19. >I wanted to surprise Nemo
  20. >so I waited inside the locker, but I can't get out now that everyone's hear.
  21.  
  22. >This is awkward.
  23. >My plan is...
  24.  
  25. >We get Kuro wrapped up in a lotion sumo tournament
  26. >and she somehow wins.
  27. >The prize will be me!
  28. >What is that idiot saying!?
  29.  
  30. p4
  31. >Then I'll bring out a cake
  32. >and have a flash mob dance behind me.
  33. >That sounds like a pain.
  34. >But then
  35. >Tamura-san, infatuated with the cake,
  36. >uses her acrobatic skills
  37. >and steals it!
  38. >!?
  39.  
  40. >The cake disappears into the darkness...
  41. >Just let me eat the cake.
  42.  
  43. >Whoever thinks this is a good idea, raise your hand.
  44. >...
  45. >..
  46. >That's strange... No reaction.
  47. >What did you expect!?
  48.  
  49. p5
  50. >I don't wanna be the villain.
  51. >!
  52. >Fine, let's have you idea, Tamura-san... (Ne)
  53. >My idea is...
  54.  
  55. >We leave a trail of popcorn on the school building's floor
  56. >so that Tomoko will pick them up and follow it...
  57. >Hm?
  58.  
  59. >Without realising that the popcorn is gradually getting bigger and bigger,
  60. >Tomoko will keep on getting fatter...
  61. >...
  62.  
  63. >Any questions at this point?
  64.  
  65. >...
  66. >Continue.
  67. >You don't have any!?
  68.  
  69. >Don't I seem a bit too dumb in their simulations?
  70. >Really?
  71. >Do they think I'm that stupid?
  72. >Day by day, Tomoko will gradually become aware of her increasing weight,
  73. >U-Um... Yuri-cha...
  74. >Yu-Yu-Yu-....
  75. >Yuri-cha... Um... I'm... useless... without you, Yuri-cha...
  76. >and at last she'll come to me for advice.
  77.  
  78. p6
  79. >And thus begins me and Tomoko's diet regime.
  80. >Restricted diet, muscle training, and aerobic execises.
  81. >However, this is the part...
  82.  
  83. >where Nemoto-san appears
  84. >with the surprise cake.
  85. >At this point!?
  86.  
  87. >No...
  88. >Tomoko...
  89. >Control yourself...
  90. >Gh... Gh...
  91.  
  92. >I see...
  93. >You're on a diet, Kuro...
  94.  
  95. >Then I guess I'll have to eat all of this cake myself.
  96. >Yummty~!
  97. >Damn you, Nemo~!
  98.  
  99. p7
  100. >And then me and Tomoko will...
  101. >Why am I the bad guy?
  102. >That seems about right.
  103.  
  104. >Can I get in on this?
  105. >Katou-san.
  106.  
  107. >We should go with something more normal.
  108. >Yes! You understand me so well, Katou-san!
  109. >Something slightly lewd that Kuroki-san will like...
  110. >That's right.
  111.  
  112. >Swimsuit Twister with Tomoko...
  113. >Katou-san!?
  114.  
  115. p8
  116. >While we're at it, we'll have Kuroki-san where the symbol of everyone's hope.
  117. >A school swimsuit.
  118. >>Wh-Wh-Wh-Why!?
  119. >Katou-san!?
  120.  
  121. >Then I'd like to see her in a boy's uniform...
  122. >Whaddaya wanna do?
  123. >You too, Yuri!?
  124.  
  125. >...
  126. >Hey!
  127. >It'll come undone if you pull any further!
  128. >Stupid Nemo!
  129. >Nemo...?
  130. >...
  131. >Somehow I can tell what she's thinking even without dialogue...
  132.  
  133. >Wait, what's with these people!?
  134. >Are they seriously planning on doing all this!?
  135. >This pointless surprise!?
  136. >And I'm supposed to pretend not to know and just accept it...?
  137. >Is this hell?
  138.  
  139. p9
  140. >Okay, this will be the base.
  141. >Th-That's the base!?
  142. >We'll start by drawing obscene autographs
  143. >directly onto Kuro's body...
  144. >Are you kidding me!?
  145.  
  146. >And then we'll take a commemmorative photo in the nude for a happy ending.
  147. >W-Wait a sec!
  148. >>Swimsuit Lotion Twister
  149. >>Sexy graffiti all over Kuro
  150. >>Have thirty dogs lick her all over
  151. >Afterwards, we'll all go commando and get some shabushabu...
  152. >Wait...
  153.  
  154. >HEY!
  155. >...Kuro...?
  156.  
  157. p10
  158. >What the hell are you talking about!? You've all been acting stupid!
  159. >MORONS!
  160. >That includes you too, Katou-san.
  161.  
  162. >Sorry, but I heard everything!
  163. >Wah
  164. >The entirety of your dumb surprise!
  165.  
  166. >I'm happy you want to celebrate but
  167. >it should be more like this!
  168. >Knowledge from anime
  169. >>Sudden party cracker
  170. >>Choice of two doors
  171. >This might be wrong too
  172.  
  173. >Also!
  174.  
  175. >I don't know when you were planning on doing it but
  176. >my birthday is today!
  177. >>(Ka) (Ne) (Yu)
  178. >It's too late to be discussing it now!
  179.  
  180. p11
  181. >!!
  182.  
  183. >Well,
  184. >of course we knew that!
  185. >You're so stupid, Kuro.
  186. >Here's your cake.
  187. >Eh!?
  188. >Happy birthday,
  189. >Kuroki-san.
  190. >You fell for it line and sinker,
  191. >Tomoko.
  192. >Wh-What do you mean?
  193.  
  194. >Huh~?
  195. >You still haven't realised it?
  196.  
  197. p12
  198. >This was the "Kuroki Tomoko Hidden in a Locker
  199. >Hears Our Plans For a Surprise
  200. >and Comes Flying Out When She Can't Take It Anymore" theory!
  201.  
  202. >...
  203. >Nyeh?
  204.  
  205. >What the...
  206. >heck is that?
  207. >Some terminology.
  208. >Were you surprised?
  209. >...
  210.  
  211. p13
  212. >I tried to stop Nemoto-san, but she...
  213. >You had fun too, right, Tamura-san?
  214. >Not really...
  215.  
  216. >I'm so glad you were actually in the locker, Kuroki-san.
  217. >Fufu
  218. >...I-I just want inside on a whim.
  219.  
  220. >For now, let's eat some cake.
  221. >There's cheesecake for you, Kuro.
  222. >Same as me.
  223. >Right, Kuro?
  224. >I'm gonna pull the cracker, Tomoko.
  225. >What cake would you like, Kuroki-san?
  226. >Cheesecake, right?
  227. >Tomoko!
  228. >Ah!
  229. >...I'm pulling the cracker.
  230. >W-Wait a minute...!
  231. >!
  232. >Wait...
  233.  
  234. >Dammit...! Only Yuu-chan ever celebrated my birthday before!
  235. >I don't even know what to say!
  236. >U-Um...
  237. >...Th-
  238.  
  239. p14
  240. >Th-
  241. >Thank...
  242. >you...
  243.  
  244. >I guess...
  245.  
  246. >You're welcome!
  247. >fufu
  248. >You're so cute, Kuroki-san<3
  249. >What did you say, Kuro?
  250. >Your ex-loner voice was so tiny. Say it again.
  251. >Tomoko!
  252. >Cracker!
  253. >Don't just pull it!
  254. >Kuro! One more time!
  255. >Argh, geez!
  256.  
  257. p15
  258. >More importantly,
  259. >Kuroki-san!
  260. >Hurry up and eat your cake okay?
  261. >Because after this...
  262.  
  263. >is the Swimsuit Twister...
  264. >Ah!
  265. >That part wasn't a lie!?
  266.  
  267. >They were joking.
  268. >Ah~
  269.  
  270. p16
  271. >Afterword
  272. >I love Nemo.
  273. >Nemo acting tough.
  274.  
  275. >I know lots of lewd things, y'know?
  276. >Ringo Inu
  277.  
  278. >Kurororororororororororo...
  279. >Shin Nemo Tank β
  280.  
  281. >Field horsetail
  282. >Gross!!
  283.  
  284. p17
  285. >Publication data
  286.  
  287. >I really like NemoKuro, but I love everyone.
  288. >Peace
  289.  
  290. p18
  291. >>Ringo Inu
  292. >Watamote Book
  293. >Bicycles sure are hard to draw, huh
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