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- Preparing a Surprise for Mokocchi
- p2
- >>Kuroki Tomoko Surprise Plan
- >For Kuro's birthday
- >let's celebrate with an awesome surprise!
- >...
- >So!
- >For today, I have this idea...
- >...
- p3
- >Wait.
- >I'm right here.
- >First, I'll announce my idea.
- >...
- >I wanted to surprise Nemo
- >so I waited inside the locker, but I can't get out now that everyone's hear.
- >This is awkward.
- >My plan is...
- >We get Kuro wrapped up in a lotion sumo tournament
- >and she somehow wins.
- >The prize will be me!
- >What is that idiot saying!?
- p4
- >Then I'll bring out a cake
- >and have a flash mob dance behind me.
- >That sounds like a pain.
- >But then
- >Tamura-san, infatuated with the cake,
- >uses her acrobatic skills
- >and steals it!
- >!?
- >The cake disappears into the darkness...
- >Just let me eat the cake.
- >Whoever thinks this is a good idea, raise your hand.
- >...
- >..
- >That's strange... No reaction.
- >What did you expect!?
- p5
- >I don't wanna be the villain.
- >!
- >Fine, let's have you idea, Tamura-san... (Ne)
- >My idea is...
- >We leave a trail of popcorn on the school building's floor
- >so that Tomoko will pick them up and follow it...
- >Hm?
- >Without realising that the popcorn is gradually getting bigger and bigger,
- >Tomoko will keep on getting fatter...
- >...
- >Any questions at this point?
- >...
- >Continue.
- >You don't have any!?
- >Don't I seem a bit too dumb in their simulations?
- >Really?
- >Do they think I'm that stupid?
- >Day by day, Tomoko will gradually become aware of her increasing weight,
- >U-Um... Yuri-cha...
- >Yu-Yu-Yu-....
- >Yuri-cha... Um... I'm... useless... without you, Yuri-cha...
- >and at last she'll come to me for advice.
- p6
- >And thus begins me and Tomoko's diet regime.
- >Restricted diet, muscle training, and aerobic execises.
- >However, this is the part...
- >where Nemoto-san appears
- >with the surprise cake.
- >At this point!?
- >No...
- >Tomoko...
- >Control yourself...
- >Gh... Gh...
- >I see...
- >You're on a diet, Kuro...
- >Then I guess I'll have to eat all of this cake myself.
- >Yummty~!
- >Damn you, Nemo~!
- p7
- >And then me and Tomoko will...
- >Why am I the bad guy?
- >That seems about right.
- >Can I get in on this?
- >Katou-san.
- >We should go with something more normal.
- >Yes! You understand me so well, Katou-san!
- >Something slightly lewd that Kuroki-san will like...
- >That's right.
- >Swimsuit Twister with Tomoko...
- >Katou-san!?
- p8
- >While we're at it, we'll have Kuroki-san where the symbol of everyone's hope.
- >A school swimsuit.
- >>Wh-Wh-Wh-Why!?
- >Katou-san!?
- >Then I'd like to see her in a boy's uniform...
- >Whaddaya wanna do?
- >You too, Yuri!?
- >...
- >Hey!
- >It'll come undone if you pull any further!
- >Stupid Nemo!
- >Nemo...?
- >...
- >Somehow I can tell what she's thinking even without dialogue...
- >Wait, what's with these people!?
- >Are they seriously planning on doing all this!?
- >This pointless surprise!?
- >And I'm supposed to pretend not to know and just accept it...?
- >Is this hell?
- p9
- >Okay, this will be the base.
- >Th-That's the base!?
- >We'll start by drawing obscene autographs
- >directly onto Kuro's body...
- >Are you kidding me!?
- >And then we'll take a commemmorative photo in the nude for a happy ending.
- >W-Wait a sec!
- >>Swimsuit Lotion Twister
- >>Sexy graffiti all over Kuro
- >>Have thirty dogs lick her all over
- >Afterwards, we'll all go commando and get some shabushabu...
- >Wait...
- >HEY!
- >...Kuro...?
- p10
- >What the hell are you talking about!? You've all been acting stupid!
- >MORONS!
- >That includes you too, Katou-san.
- >Sorry, but I heard everything!
- >Wah
- >The entirety of your dumb surprise!
- >I'm happy you want to celebrate but
- >it should be more like this!
- >Knowledge from anime
- >>Sudden party cracker
- >>Choice of two doors
- >This might be wrong too
- >Also!
- >I don't know when you were planning on doing it but
- >my birthday is today!
- >>(Ka) (Ne) (Yu)
- >It's too late to be discussing it now!
- p11
- >!!
- >Well,
- >of course we knew that!
- >You're so stupid, Kuro.
- >Here's your cake.
- >Eh!?
- >Happy birthday,
- >Kuroki-san.
- >You fell for it line and sinker,
- >Tomoko.
- >Wh-What do you mean?
- >Huh~?
- >You still haven't realised it?
- p12
- >This was the "Kuroki Tomoko Hidden in a Locker
- >Hears Our Plans For a Surprise
- >and Comes Flying Out When She Can't Take It Anymore" theory!
- >...
- >Nyeh?
- >What the...
- >heck is that?
- >Some terminology.
- >Were you surprised?
- >...
- p13
- >I tried to stop Nemoto-san, but she...
- >You had fun too, right, Tamura-san?
- >Not really...
- >I'm so glad you were actually in the locker, Kuroki-san.
- >Fufu
- >...I-I just want inside on a whim.
- >For now, let's eat some cake.
- >There's cheesecake for you, Kuro.
- >Same as me.
- >Right, Kuro?
- >I'm gonna pull the cracker, Tomoko.
- >What cake would you like, Kuroki-san?
- >Cheesecake, right?
- >Tomoko!
- >Ah!
- >...I'm pulling the cracker.
- >W-Wait a minute...!
- >!
- >Wait...
- >Dammit...! Only Yuu-chan ever celebrated my birthday before!
- >I don't even know what to say!
- >U-Um...
- >...Th-
- p14
- >Th-
- >Thank...
- >you...
- >I guess...
- >You're welcome!
- >fufu
- >You're so cute, Kuroki-san<3
- >What did you say, Kuro?
- >Your ex-loner voice was so tiny. Say it again.
- >Tomoko!
- >Cracker!
- >Don't just pull it!
- >Kuro! One more time!
- >Argh, geez!
- p15
- >More importantly,
- >Kuroki-san!
- >Hurry up and eat your cake okay?
- >Because after this...
- >is the Swimsuit Twister...
- >Ah!
- >That part wasn't a lie!?
- >They were joking.
- >Ah~
- p16
- >Afterword
- >I love Nemo.
- >Nemo acting tough.
- >I know lots of lewd things, y'know?
- >Ringo Inu
- >Kurororororororororororo...
- >Shin Nemo Tank β
- >Field horsetail
- >Gross!!
- p17
- >Publication data
- >I really like NemoKuro, but I love everyone.
- >Peace
- p18
- >>Ringo Inu
- >Watamote Book
- >Bicycles sure are hard to draw, huh
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