Okay, here's one:
My brother was in the Navy, he tells me this story of these guys and how they had some down time. Anyway, the rooms are unlocked, and so the (I don't know the actual rank) Master Chief is checking the rooms for laziness or trouble making. He hears some music coming from a particular room, and when he opens the door, the lights are out, and he sees all these glow sticks floating in the air, and gay porn on the tube. Unafraid, he turns on the light and
there are 9 Navy guys with glowsticks hanging from their dicks, and one guy with night vision goggles on (I'll get to that in a second). Apparently, the game was to see who's glowstick moved, and the loser would be called Gayman or something. Now, the guy with the night vision had tied the glowstick onto his junk, but never cracked it to light it up, and pulled the goggles out to 'judge' the competition secretly.
ROFL