Combat!
You're fighting Ed the Undying
Enemy's Attack Power180This monster is Undead
Enemy's Defense162This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
Enemy's Hit Points0Never wins initiative

A plump love mosquito bites your opponent, draining 10 damage worth of blood and injecting it into you. Luckily, the blood types match!

You gain 10 hit points.

You win the fight!

Porygon-Z gains a pound!

After the fight, you head over to your campsite and relax by your delightful campfire.

You gain 3 hit points.
You gain 5 Mana Points.

Veiled Glow looks around carefully, and once she's satisfied you're alone, she gives you some meat.

MeatYou gain 10 Meat.
Porygon-Z snaps his fingers and you seem to slide into a neighboring parallel dimension in which you are slightly wealthier.
MeatYou gain 86 Meat.

You gain 19 Strongness.
You gain 38 Enchantedness.
You gain 23 Sarcasm.

You catch a line from the song playing on your SongBoom™ BoomBox:
"And if you only hold it tight"

Gathered Meat-ClipYou acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip

You sweep Ed's remains into a corner of the room, ignoring his groans and muttered curses, and step toward the sarcophagus. The Holy MacGuffin rests within, and as you pick it up, you are bathed in its radiant, shimmering light as a choir of angels triumphantly sing your praises and stuff.

Then you cram it in your pack and head back for town.

Holy MacGuffinYou acquire an item: Holy MacGuffin

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