HAULIE PAULIE'S INPAULIUM:

HAULIE PAULIE MERCH:
BUNNY SUIT: 200 PONGOS (Same as the Powered Coveralls, but L-LEWDER)
POWERED JANITOR COVERALLS: 175 PONGOS (Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger)
VAN ARMOR: 150 PONGOS (Flashy armor for the van making it more durable!)
PAL PROTECTOR: 130 PONGOS (A prototype shield based on the van’s shield tech. Will give a pal of your choice some more armor!)
ARMOR OF PLHA’AT: 125 PONGOS (Wearing this flimsy armor will turn ONE critfail into a minor fail, breaks upon use.
REPAIR WRENCH: 120 PONGOS (A few thwacks of this will repair your van in SECONDS! Reusable!)
LUCKY LICORICE: 100 PONGOS (Eating allows ONE ROLL to be REROLLED--QM takes the HIGHEST)
SNEAKERS: 90 PONGOS (Designed for sneaking about, hence the name. Will give a boost to STEALTH ROLLS.)
ILLEGAL DUCK PARTS: 75 PONGOS (Step-by-step instructions for illegally modifying your REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUCK with laser eyes.)
BERRY DELICIOUS: 60 PONGOS (A rare cookbook specializing in berry-related dishes.)
FLIMSY REPAIR WRENCH: 50 PONGOS (One-use wrench that can thwack a van or machine back into working order in no time!)
LASER SIGHT: 50 PONGOS (Fits most firearms and assists in aiming. Gives you a boost to blasting people with that particular weapon!)
A BOX OF SNAKES: 50 PONGOS (What the name says–one box of snakes, alive, of course!)
MARROW MUG: 50 PONGOS (Allows the storage of ONE DRAUGHT of MARROW for later healing use. Refillable.)
FIREARMS FOR IDIOTS: 40 PONGOS (Reading this permanently gives you a boost to SHOOTING ROLLS!)
STAFF STUFF: 40 PONGOS (Reading this permanently gives you a boost to MOP ROLLS!)
MANIPULATING OTHERS: 40 PONGOS (Reading this permanently gives you a boost to DIPLOMACY ROLLS!)
BONE-PROOF VEST: 30 PONGOS (Reduces the damage you or your party member receives--can turn a NASTY attack into a MINOR one!)
NOVELTY SHARK FIN: 30 PONGOS (Turn a relaxing day at the beach into a WACKY one!)
DISPOSABLE REBREATHER: 20 PONGOS (Provides a fresh supply of oxygen… for an hour or so.)
ALL-NIGHT ENERGY DRINK: 20 PONGOS (Gives you a moderate SPEED boost, but leaves you lethargic after about an hour…)
GREASER SKELETON PLUSH: 20 PONGOS (An adorable plush of a Greaser Skeleton!)
SKATEBOARD: 20 PONGOS (Hope you know how to ride this thing.)
HANGOVER HELPER: 10 PONGOS (This stuff really works! Poison, alcohol, neurotoxin-this baby takes care of it all!)
BUG SPRAY: 10 PONGOS (Keeps bugs and other stuff away–also a handy flamethrower tool.)
FROST GRENADE: 10 PONGOS (Freezes enemies in their tracks!)
ACID GRENADE: 10 PONGOS (Melts through your foes!)
BONE BRAU: 10 PONGOS (A 12-Pack of the finest Skeleton-themed lager around! Drink responsibly!)
SKELE-SMOKES: 10 PONGOS (Cigarettes for the classy Skeleton Apocalypse survivor!)