astral pilsner	11
Quaatorade™	6.5
iced plum wine	6.5
Ambitious Turkey	6
distilled fortified wine	5.5
thermos full of Knob coffee	5.5
expensive champagne	5.5
glass of bourbon	5.5
Agitated Turkey	5.5
Sacramento wine	5.5
mid-level medieval mead	5
Friendly Turkey	5
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	5
ghost beer	4.5
bottle of norwhiskey	4.5
Cold One	4
Jungle Juice	4
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	3.5
can of Swiller	3
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
melted Jell-o shot	3
cruelty-free wine	3
thistle wine	3
cup of primitive beer	3
painting of a glass of wine	3
Lucky Lindy	3
hot mint schnocolate	3
lavawater	3