void new_ascension() { if ( my_level() != 1 && my_path() != "BIG!" ) { return; } visit_url( "tutorial.php?action=toot" ); use( item_amount( $item[letter from King Ralph XI] ), $item[letter from King Ralph XI] ); use( item_amount( $item[letter to Ed the Undying] ), $item[letter to Ed the Undying] ); use( 1, $item[pork elf goodies sack] ); // Start the guild unlock quest visit_url( "guild.php?place=challenge" ); if ( my_path() != "Way of the Surprising Fist" && user_confirm( "Do you want to autosell your gems?" ) ) { batch_open(); autosell( item_amount( $item[baconstone] ), $item[baconstone] ); autosell( item_amount( $item[hamethyst] ), $item[hamethyst] ); autosell( item_amount( $item[porquoise] ), $item[porquoise] ); batch_close(); } use( item_amount( $item[carton of astral energy drinks] ), $item[carton of astral energy drinks] ); use( item_amount( $item[astral six-pack] ), $item[astral six-pack] ); use( item_amount( $item[carton of astral energy drinks] ), $item[carton of astral energy drinks] ); //cli_execute( "garden pick" ); if ( user_confirm( "Do you want to break your hippy stone?" ) ) { visit_url("campground.php?confirm=on&smashstone=Yep."); //break hippy stone } if ( my_path() == "Zombie Slayer" ) { while ( !have_skill( $skill[ravenous pounce] ) ) visit_url( "campground.php?pwd&whichtree=Hunger&preaction=zombieskill" ); while ( !have_skill( $skill[zombie maestro] ) ) visit_url( "campground.php?pwd&whichtree=Master&preaction=zombieskill" ); while ( !have_skill( $skill[howl of the alpha] ) ) visit_url( "campground.php?pwd&whichtree=Anger&preaction=zombieskill" ); } else if ( my_path() == "Avatar of Boris" ) { take_storage( storage_amount( $item[boris's helm (askew)] ), $item[boris's helm (askew)] ); take_storage( storage_amount( $item[boris's helm] ), $item[boris's helm] ); } else if ( my_path() == "Avatar of Jarlsberg" ) { take_storage( storage_amount( $item[jarlsberg's pan (cosmic portal mode)] ), $item[jarlsberg's pan (cosmic portal mode)] ); take_storage( storage_amount( $item[jarlsberg's pan] ), $item[jarlsberg's pan] ); } } void main() { new_ascension(); }