acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+1:
16,+1
Total:17
acousticDeadeye
@DM
You listen to the footsteps above you as you make your way upstairs, and recognize what sounds like 5 distinct footsteps, 3 of which are in the kitchen and 2 sound to be on the other staircase.
genousEnrichment
I go to my computer to see how Mark is doing. After all, I haven't checked on him in a while.
I zoom the camera out from Mark and take a look at his whole house
@DM
You find 5 creatures in the house, all small. Three raiding the fridge and 2 more playing on the steps. Two of them have glowing heads, one looks like a horse, and the other two have x's for eyes.
acousticDeadeye
Welp. Wonderful. May as well deal with this.
genousEnrichment
ge: hey Mark, how are things right now?
acousticDeadeye
Mark feels his cellphone buzz, it's Cy!
acousticDeadeye
ad: Well, I just woke BACK up.
genousEnrichment
ge: I see you've also got monsters
acousticDeadeye
ad: Hold that THOUGHT, I've got some... yeah.
genousEnrichment
ge: I'll see what I can do to help
acousticDeadeye
ad: Let me do what I can.
ad: I sorta... need to REDEEM myself.
genousEnrichment
ge: redeem yourself for what?
acousticDeadeye
ad: Let's just say... BAD fight.
ad: Have you fought ANY imps yet?
genousEnrichment
ge: not too many. I've mostly just caught glimpses of them in the distance
ge: actually, none so far
acousticDeadeye
ad: Just watch then. YOU'LL understand why.
genousEnrichment
ge: Okay, for now. I'm gonna step in if I need to
acousticDeadeye
Mark puts his phone back in his pocket and heads upstairs.
"Looks like some more things have been prototyped..."
@DM
As soon as you get upstairs all 5 imps look at you and start chattering. Roll initiative.
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+4:
17,+4
Total:21
@DM
Cyrill, you roll too
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 17+3=20
@DM
Mark goes first followed by Cyrill
acousticDeadeye
What's the distance between me and the closest one?
@DM
The closest one is 20 feet away.
acousticDeadeye
I take my two shots.
Roll(1d20)+5:
10,+5
Total:15
Roll(1d20)+5:
11,+5
Total:16
genousEnrichment
I sit back and watch Mark play with his toys
@DM
Both hit the horse imp
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d4)+1:
2,+1
Total:3
Roll(1d4)+5:
3,+5
Total:8
10 damage
@DM
You hit the horse imp and stagger it, it looks really hurt.
acousticDeadeye
End turn.
@DM
Cyrill are you taking a turn?
genousEnrichment
I sit idly by watching Mark in action
acousticDeadeye
"Cy, close the door behind me"
@DM
The horse imp uses the chance to run at you and take a swipe.
Roll(1d20)+2:
3,+2
Total:5
He misses terribly, blinded by the nerf darts stuck to his face.
Next up is the teddy imp in the kitchen, who closes the 30 feet between you to do the same.
Roll(1d20)+2:
19,+2
Total:21
That one hits
acousticDeadeye
welp
@DM
Roll(1d4)-0:
4,-0
Total:4
It gives you a nasty scratch on your leg.
genousEnrichment
that looks like it stung
acousticDeadeye
"Ow, fucker"
@DM
The other teddy imp is on the stairs, and he just makes funny faces at you.
He's about 45 feet away.
The fire imp in the kitchen that is 30 feet away shoots a fireball at you.
acousticDeadeye
"FUCK"
@DM
Roll(1d20)-1:
10,-1
Total:9
He misses and catches your curtains on fire, AGAIN.
acousticDeadeye
"GOD."
"DAMNIT."
@DM
The other fire imp is on the stairs and snickers at your despair before trying the same.
@DM
Roll(1d20)-1:
14,-1
Total:13
acousticDeadeye
Miss
@DM
He catches the living room chair on fire.
Mark's turn.
acousticDeadeye
"Cyrill, can you take care of those? I'm not on my phone."
genousEnrichment
What's he saying? I don't have any audio feedback
acousticDeadeye
Mark back-steps away and shoots the first imp
Roll(1d20)+5:
14,+5
Total:19
genousEnrichment
while Mark does that, I look around his house for the bowling ball, which would be a rather suitable weapon
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d4)+5:
1,+5
Total:6
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d4)+5:
1,+5
Total:6
@DM
The horse imp pops and explodes into build grist.
acousticDeadeye
Mark takes his second shot at the FUCKER who scratched his leg
Roll(1d20)+5:
7,+5
Total:12
@DM
Miss
acousticDeadeye
Son of a.
We're doing this again.
End turn.
@DM
Cyrill, roll perception to find the bowling ball.
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+1), 12+1=13
@DM
After a bit of looking, you finally spot it in the upstairs bedroom.
genousEnrichment
I grab the bowling ball and, after moving the camera back to the strife, swing it at the fire imp on the stairs
@DM
Roll dex to hit
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 12+3=15
@DM
1d4+dex damage
genousEnrichment
roll (1d4+3), 2+3=5
@DM
You bonk the fire imp upside the head and it yells at the ball in gibberish.
genousEnrichment
hehe, take that you little bastard
@DM
Roll(1d20)+2:
9,+2
Total:11
Teddy imp attempts to go after mark but trips and falls. He stands back up 10 feet away.
Kitchen fire imp takes a shot at him.
Roll(1d20)-1:
9,-1
Total:8
It hits the sofa. The house is getting pretty smokey...
The fire imp on the stairs grabs the bowling ball and attempts to hold on.
Cyrill, roll acrobatics to keep the bowling ball.
genousEnrichment
you little fucker
@DM
Roll(1d20)-0:
16,-0
Total:16
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+4), 19+4=23
@DM
You successfully shake the fire imp off the bowling ball.
Mark, roll con
genousEnrichment
~my bowling ball, you little shit!
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+3:
17,+3
Total:20
@DM
The smoke is making your eyes water but it hasn't forced you out of the room yet.
Mark's turn.
acousticDeadeye
Mark takes his two shots at that dumbass bear
Roll(1d20)+5:
10,+5
Total:15
Roll(1d20)+5:
4,+5
Total:9
@DM
first one hits.
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d4)+5:
4,+5
Total:9
@DM
You hit the teddy imp and it lays ont he floor and throws a tantrum.
acousticDeadeye
You work your way to the end of the room and open a window.
@DM
You make it to the window.
acousticDeadeye
Can I open it?
@DM
It's open
acousticDeadeye
Oh.
End turn
@DM
The teddy imp skips its turn in favor of its tantrum. The other teddy imp runs at you now that you're close enough.
genousEnrichment
I attempt to drop the bowling ball on the fire imp on the stairs
roll (1d20+3), 14+3=17
@DM
You successfully drop the bowling ball on the imp and it explodes into grist.
genousEnrichment
haha, take that you cheeky bastard!
I pick up the flaming chair
end turn
@DM
Kitchen teddy has its tantrum, stairs teddy uses the chance to attack Mark.
Roll(1d20)+2:
3,+2
Total:5
It still fails and scratches the wall by accident instead.
Kitchen fire imp groans before taking another shot at you.
Roll(1d20)-1:
18,-1
Total:17
Roll(1d4)-0:
4,-0
Total:4
Take 4 damage, Mark is now on fire
genousEnrichment
oh shit
acousticDeadeye
Can i stop drop and roll as a move action
@DM
The curtains are on fire
You can as a major
acousticDeadeye
noooo
I switch to my SUPER SOAKERS and SPRAY MYSELF NONLETHALLY
@DM
That takes your minor and major actions
But you successfully put out the fire without any issues.
acousticDeadeye
"My hair is okay."
acousticDeadeye
End turn
@DM
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I attempt to swing the flaming chair at the teddy imp in the kitchen
acousticDeadeye
((SERIOUSLY KILLSTEALING???))
@DM
Roll dex
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 20+3=23
crit
@DM
Well you killed it because it had 1 hp
acousticDeadeye
Mark stares into the camera like it's The Office, right at Cyrill.
Mark shakes his head.
Mark gives a middle finger, then points at the fire imp.
"You."
"That one."
"Eat a dick."
He then takes his fingers and makes a diamond symbol, like this <>
And smiles.
genousEnrichment
I still have no idea what he's saying, but it looks like it's directed at me
I position the flaming chair to swing it at the teddy imp next to Mark
end turn
@DM
The teddy imp takes a swing at Mark
Roll(1d20)+2:
17,+2
Total:19
Roll(1d4)-0:
1,-0
Total:1
He lightly scratches him and then does a celebratory dance.
acousticDeadeye
25 hp left
@DM
The fire imp shoots
Roll(1d20)-1:
6,-1
Total:5
the wall is now on fire.
Mark, roll con
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+3:
18,+3
Total:21
@DM
You're still managing to ward off suffocation from the dark black smoke.
Cyrill, roll perception
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+1), 11+1=12
@DM
No that's free
Cyrill is having trouble seeing through the smoke.
acousticDeadeye
ad: Cyrill, let me do the rest. Stop the fire.
genousEnrichment
ge: okay, then
acousticDeadeye
ad: Killstealing FUCKER.
genousEnrichment
ge: don't be a pansy, you asked me to help
acousticDeadeye
how close am I to the fire imp
@DM
50 feet away
No, 45
acousticDeadeye
actually that's in range sweet
mark takes his 2 shots at the fire imp
Roll(1d20)+5:
17,+5
Total:22
Roll(1d20)+5:
11,+5
Total:16
both hits right
@DM
Yep
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d4)+0:
3,+0
Total:3
Roll(1d4)+5:
4,+5
Total:9
12 damage
@DM
The fire imp explodes into more grist
Yay!
acousticDeadeye
ad: Okay, the fire imp is DEAD.
genousEnrichment
ge: good
acousticDeadeye
Mark moves out of that room and gets to the ground, where he can breathe.
ad: Work on THE fire.
genousEnrichment
ge: I'll look for a bucket of water or something I can use to put out the fire. Know where I might find something useful in putting out fires?
acousticDeadeye
ad: Just get all the flaming STUFF outside.
genousEnrichment
ge: got it
acousticDeadeye
End turn.
@DM
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I throw the flaming chair out one of Mark's windows
@DM
Roll dex
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 18+3=21
@DM
You successfully throw the chair outside without breaking anything.
The teddy imp realizes it's alone and immediately clings to Mark's legs
roll athletics or acrobatics
acousticDeadeye
ad: Not THROW, place them! We don't KNOW what sort of stuff is in the LAND below. Be careful!
Roll(1d20)+5:
10,+5
Total:15
@DM
Roll(1d20)+2:
20,+2
Total:22
acousticDeadeye
fucking crits
@DM
The imp grabs both of your legs and holds on tight.
Mark's turn.
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+5:
17,+5
Total:22
@DM
Roll(1d20)+0:
4,+0
Total:4
You successfully throw the imp off.
Roll con
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+3:
7,+3
Total:10
@DM
Your eyes are watering and it's getting hard to see
acousticDeadeye
is opening windows a free action
@DM
No
Is a minor
acousticDeadeye
;-;
I get as far away from the imp as I can before diving to the ground again to get out of the smoke
end turn
genousEnrichment
I pick up the flaming curtains and carefully place them outside Mark's house
@DM
Roll dex
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 6+3=9
@DM
You break the window in your attempt.
acousticDeadeye
ad: That... WORKS.
@DM
Teddy imp gets up and tries to cut Mark.
Roll(1d20)+2:
2,+2
Total:4
Instead it just cries.
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
mark backs up 15 feet, and takes his 2 shots
acousticDeadeye
yeah he is, he lied down to avoid the smoke
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+5:
9,+5
Total:14
Roll(1d20)+5:
8,+5
Total:13
hits?
@DM
Yep
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d4)+0:
4,+0
Total:4
Roll(1d4)+5:
3,+5
Total:8
total 12
@DM
You shoot the imp and it cries harder
genousEnrichment
I pick up the flaming couch and also place that carefully outside
@DM
Roll dex
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 8+3=11
@DM
It gets stuck on the door, the fire starts to spread to the wall.
genousEnrichment
shit
fucked that up
acousticDeadeye
ad: Cy, seriously?
genousEnrichment
ge: these controls are surprisingly touchy, especially when seemingly heavy objects are involved
acousticDeadeye
ad: Huh. I managed to press a button with a card when I was SERVING my DUMBASS CLIENT.
genousEnrichment
ge: that was a practically weightless card
acousticDeadeye
ad: Oh, I've got to TELL you about that LATER.
genousEnrichment
ge: this is a flaming
ge: fucking
ge: couch
acousticDeadeye
ad:Okay okay, just FIX it.
genousEnrichment
ge: btw, gtfo of your house until the fire subsides
acousticDeadeye
ad: working on it
genousEnrichment
end turn
@DM
The imp makes one more attempt at attacking you.
Roll(1d20)+2:
9,+2
Total:11
It falls to the ground in tears after missing again.
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
Mark gets up and begins to escape the house, unloading both guns as he runs
Roll(1d20)+5:
13,+5
Total:18
Roll(1d20)+5:
6,+5
Total:11
Roll(1d20)+5:
14,+5
Total:19
Roll(1d20)+5:
1,+5
Total:6
Roll(1d20)+5:
4,+5
Total:9
Roll(1d20)+5:
2,+5
Total:7
acousticDeadeye
(gun 1 misses 3 times, gun 2 hits 3 times)
(i lied, it hits twice)
@DM
You hit the imp and it explodes into even more grist.
acousticDeadeye
Mark gets the fuck out of the house
@DM
Collect 69 build grist
Gimme a minute while I work out exp
genousEnrichment
I remove the flaming couch from the doorway and place it carefully outside the house
properly, this time
@DM
Roll dex again Cyrill
genousEnrichment
roll (1d20+3), 17+3=20
@DM
You finally manage to put the flaming couch outside.
Mark, take 90 exp, Cyrill gets 10
The house is still on fire, though.
acousticDeadeye
Mark switches back to his SUPER SOAKERS
ad: Alright, CY. Going back in.
genousEnrichment
ge: kay, then
acousticDeadeye
Mark covers his mouth with his shirt, and then goes back inside, trying to douse as much fire as he can.
genousEnrichment
ge: while Mark tries dousing the fire with his super I look for a fire extinguisher or bucket of water
acousticDeadeye
ad: Why are you MESSAGING that to me
@DM
Roll con Mark
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+3:
10,+3
Total:13
@DM
You manage to not choke to death in the smoke.
Roll dex for hitting the fire
acousticDeadeye
Roll(1d20)+5:
10,+5
Total:15
@DM
You finally put the fire out and are left with just smoke.
genousEnrichment
ge: man, this place is trashed
I look through some of the game menus to see what I can do to his house
acousticDeadeye
ad: Cy, my SISTERSPRITE said something about building up towards these CIRCLE things.
genousEnrichment
ge: did she?
ge: I'm checking the menus right now
ge: maybe I'll find something in here
acousticDeadeye
ad: Yeah. I'm gonna go downstairs and get some STUFF.
Mark heads downstairs and captchalogues his laptop.
@DM
You have the option to build new walls and floors and remove old ones.
plus stairs
genousEnrichment
I try dragging my mouse over the screen while holding down the LMB to see what happens
*the screen being focused on Mark's living room/kitchen
@DM
You build a wall in the middle of the room for 10 build grist.
genousEnrichment
huh
I build four new walls above Mark's current floor
and after that, I build a new floor for mark
acousticDeadeye
Mark also captchalogues some awesome stuff.
(I'll decide what he captchalogued later, im tired)
@DM
You successfully build all the way up to the spirograph in the sky.
All that's left is a way up there.
genousEnrichment
I build a neat spiral staircase leading up to the little portal-thing
@DM
The house looks pretty weird now
Bur functional
acousticDeadeye
Mark turns to his desktop and signs out of Pesterchum, in case his sister needs to contact him.
"Sis! I'm going out!"
====-> Mark: Ascend
@DM
Mark makes his way up the new stairs, finally getting up to the top and within touching distance of the portal.
acousticDeadeye
Mark looks around, at the world below him.
@DM
The world is huge and vast, mushroom tops poking out of the dense, colorful smoke below. Everything looks so far away and alien.
acousticDeadeye
ad: Well, Cyrill.
ad: This is our lives now.
ad: We fight. We build.
genousEnrichment
ge: we'll see
acousticDeadeye
ad: We have to do this.
genousEnrichment
ge: then may the cards fall where they may
acousticDeadeye
ad: Honestly? This might be a better life than back home.
ad: I'm going to enjoy the FUCK out of this game.
genousEnrichment
ge: yep
ge: my best friend is a psycho
acousticDeadeye
ad: Like it or not, we're SBURB players now.
ad: You and ME.
ad: Let's stick together.
genousEnrichment
ge: once we find each other, that is
acousticDeadeye
ad: If we find EACH other.
genousEnrichment
ge: you got it, ya feckin' psycho
acousticDeadeye
ad: And hey, if I lose service OUT here
ad: PLEASE...
ad: Make sure DRYKKA gets in safe.
ad: You know how I feel about HER.
genousEnrichment
ge: wut
acousticDeadeye
ad: Umm...
ad: Nevermind then.
genousEnrichment
ge: I'll try to make sure she gets in safely
acousticDeadeye
ad: Thanks.
ad: Well, Cy. See you on the other side.
acousticDeadeye has stopped pestering genousEnrichment.
Mark proceeds to touch the gate.