>"Spike, take a letter." >The strange voice startles squeals of terror from you and Spike. >"What is that thing Twilight?!" >Spike throws his comic at the bipedal creature that had broken into the library. >"Is that blood?!" >You look closer at the unknown's clothes "It looks like it." >The unknown hasn't moved, it's just standing there by the window. >"Dear Princess Celestia," it starts. "How do you know the princess?!" >The anonymous being ignores you. Hey, that's not a bad title... >"Today I learned that there can be only one, and even though fighting is hard work, it's pretty simple when you think about it." >Anonymous takes a couple of steps closer and spike throws another book (which sails about three feet wide of Anonymous) >You give spike an extremely brief glare >"P.S. always get the sword guy first. Your faithful student-" >"Look mister, I don't know where you came from but you can't be in here! The library's closed!" >Dammit Spike "More importantly, why are you covered in what looks like blood?" >Anonymous simply kneels down and pulls you both into a tight hug >When you try to pull away he starts singing softly >"I used to wonder what friendship could be~" >"Twilight? I'm scared." "Me too, Spike. Me too." >Today was a magic doesn't work on The Highlander kind of day.