Alright
so it's like 1880
or something
and there's this guy
named Jojo
but he's basically kenshiro
i'll just call him not-kenshiro
but he grows up
some poor kid on the streets of london
and there's rich bully kid that lives across the street
named dio
and dio is always beating up poor not-kenshiro
so the the thing that pushes jojo over the edge
is when dio literally steals his girlfriend
as in kidnaps her
and puts her in his giant mansion on the country side
so jojo has to go and rescue her
but he's a wimp
and he can't fight at all
he tries to go in and rescue her
but gets beaten by dio with like one punch
so then he goes out to try and get stronger
by fighting on the streets of london
but he realizes that's not fast enough
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and then he happens to come across some fortune teller in an alley
and she's all like
"You've had something taken from you, haven't you?"
and he's like
"yeah"
so he makes some deal
to accept some mask
the fortune teller says that it'll cost him dearly to use the mask
but he doesn't care cuz he wants to rescue his girlfriend
so he puts this mask on
and he gets super ripped
he can punch super fast
and can jump far
anyway
he goes back to dio's mansion
and he easily breaks through the mansion's defenses
beats up a bunch of guards
bla blah blah
so then he finally confronts dio
and he's a vampire now
something like "It's me Dio!?"
or something like that idk
so they fight
he's like
"Where's my girlfriend?"
but it turns out dio made her a vampire
so he has to kill her too
and now he's super mad
but he manages to kill dio by punching a hole in the wall and sunlight burns him up
but dio's not really dead
he's just going to comeback to life later on
and haunt his family
but he's left jojo alone for the rest of his life
then the next season goes on to his grandson
jotaro
he's a deliquent in high school
and he finds that same mask in his dad's attic
and he looks at it
and then jojo's ghost comes out
so now they've become one
jotaro can pretty much summon his grandpa whenever and he uses his ghost to fight
but his grandpa also pops out at the worst times
to make for some uncomfortable scenarios
but anyway
it turns out dio isn't dead
he has comeback to life is causing trouble again
of course jotaro doesn't want to deal with it
because he's a rebellious teen
he'd rather skip school and smoke cigarettes in the bathroom
but his grandpa's ghost is like
"You gotta be honorable and defend the Jojo name!"
or something like that
so in order to get his grandpa to stop cramping his style, he agrees to take down dio
and his gang of rowdy vampires
so he travels all around the world to find him
including texas
where he meets this cowboy
he asks him to take care of some vampires terrorizing his farm
and then jotaro is like
"What's your name?"
and the cowboy says "Hol Horse"
and then jotaro is like "why do they call you that?"
"because one time I got so hungry, I ate an entire horse"
so he helps this hol horse guy kill some vampires that were killing his cows or something
and he joins his party
he also meets up with some egyptian guy
in egypt
helped him find some treasure in some tomb or something idk
but now he's got this whole gang
and he's ready to take on this vampire
he's in new york city
and he's got some crazy plan to make it night forever or something
so there's this huge battle
with all these vampires
Hol Horse and the Egyptian agree to stay back so jotaro can go and fight dio
there's a big long chase
and they meet at some conscruction site
Then dio says something like how a mortal can't possibly beat an immortal vampire
but then he summons his ghost grandpa
and then dio is like
"oh no"
so there's this big fight
dio drops like a steam roller on jotaro
but his ghost grandpa stopped it from crushing him
they keep fighting
the ritual is about to be complete but just enough sunlight has come up to weaken dio
so then jotaro's ghost grandpa uses this opportunity to just wreck dio
that's where the ora ora ora ora ora part comes from
he just punches in dio in the face repeatedly
and to beat him forever, he puts that same mask on dio's face
so now his grandpa isn't a ghost any more
but dio is
so he can't take physical form anymore and can't do vampire stuff anymore
and in the end he throws the mask in the ocean for someone else to find and get annoyed by another super powered ghost later on
the end