LOCATION: Suburban

Floor 1 Rooms and Anomalies:
- Containment Cell A (The Knight of Pen and Paper)
- Containment Cell B (Daisy)
- Janitor's closet (The Egg of Human Endeavors)
- PRODUCTION room
- Manager's control room 
- Employee break room (TOMORROW GIRAFFE)
- Two flights of spiral stairs and one elevator

Facility Equipment:
- INSIGHT I. Gives hints towards PARADIGM manifesting conditions.
- Beer vending machine. Greatly increases employee morale.
- TV set. Entertainment.

Catalogs:
- Catalog of the Major Powers. Official catalog of P Company and the Alphabet Soup, and their subsidiaries and affiliates.
- DISCOUNT DAN'S CRAZY CORPORATE CATALOG. Novelty purchases galore! WARNING: These products may contain chemicals known to the former Republic of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
- Lepi and SILK fashion magazines. High fashion and legally-distinct anomaly-inspired fashion.

Acquisitions:
- 1x Coin of Judgement
- 1x Heartwarming Story, 1x Boring Political Report
- Coordinates to "Lab UNGEZIEFER"
- 1x 20% off coupon (one item, 1 day left)
- 2x Molted paper plates

Employee Equipment:
- Zippo lighter (BB)
- Makeshift flamethrower (C)
- Magic trick gauntlet (D)
- Cheap lighter (D)