>Just another boring, shitty day
    >Sitting at home doing nothing
    >Too poor-shit to afford more than rent and food
    >At least have a car and a job
    >But food rations are getting short and it isn't payday for another week
    >Will need to bum a meal off one of your friends
    >Again
    >Look around for the phone in the mess of your shitty apartment so you can call one of them
    >The guy who married the tanuki is probably getting ready to have steak about now
    >Get a better idea than aggravating your friends
    >Genius really
    >Look for public meal functions to crash and try to sneak out after filling up
    >Perfect plan/20
    >Look that shit up on your phone
    >Only one thing on the city's planner
    >A cheese and wine tasting
    >You can get drunk while getting fed, score!
    >Get the details on where it's happening and when
    >It's already about to start
    >Rush out the door in the nicest clothes you have
    >Which are just a spare set of work clothes without the pizza vest
    >Fuck that thing
    >Get into your car and pray that it starts on time
    >It wants you to eat too
    >Starts on the first try
    >Drive all the way to some small gathering hall near the suburbs
    >The sign says it's happening but there are only a few cars in the parking lot
    >Whatever, more for you
    >Head inside
    >Place looks fancy enough for people in suits and classy dresses
    >Tables filled with platters of cheese and glasses of wine
    >Extra bottles kept on one in the corner
    >No people at first glance
    >Before you walk into someone two feet shorter than you
    >Look down to see who it was
    >A hinezumi in a black dress, short black heels, and wearing red lipstick is sitting with her ass on the ground
    >Almost looks mad at you before she gets up
    >"Come in, try any you want! I'm sure that everyone else is just late! Try some of the swiss while you wait!" She chirps
    >Seems she's the hostess of this little event
    >Ask if you're the only one there so far
    >Just you two and a dormouse that fell asleep somewhere
    >Well, surely people are just being fashionably late
>You spend a few hours making occasional smalltalk with the hostess
>Eating the cheese and commenting on the taste
>You're rather annoyed that there is nobody else to take the attention off you
>Wine is good though
>The dormouse eventually turns up and starts her own tasting
>It's a rather boring affair all in all
>But the free food is nice
>The hostess begins drinking more and more though
>And eventually gets freaking sauced when nobody has turned up by the last hour
>End up sitting at a table just drinking wine and eating cheese with the two mice
>The classy looking hinezumi is slurring
>But damn that dormouse can hold her wine
>Event hits the end date but nobody ever does show
>Feeling a bit sorry for the hostess
>Another bottle of wine down, she starts ranting
>Wanted to use the event to find a boyfriend
>Only guy that turned up was you
>Not sure whether to be insulted that she didn't even consider it
>But you are bumming free cheese
>Hinezumi hostess looks at the dormouse
>"Yoush kinda looksh like a guy."
>What?
>Hostess is starting to lean in on the confused dormouse
>Getting too close for the smaller rodent's taste
>Could help, but you're finally having fun
>The hostess forces a kiss
>Dormouse panics
>Chair falls backwards
>Hinezumi doesn't let her get away
>You have to lean around the table to see what is going on
>Hinezumi is full on making out with the unwilling dormouse
>And then the hands start to wander
>Half tempted to record this but it seems like someone has used that schtick before
>Makes sense to your drunk head
>Enjoy the show while sipping wine
>Where did she learn those holds?
>Well, she is a hinezumi
>After that things sort of get hazy
>Guess you drank too much yourself

>Wake up
>Back at your apartment
>With the biggest hangover in the world
>That's not a surprise
>But that's when you realize something is wrong
>There is a dormouse sleeping on your chest and a hinezumi's ass beside your face
>This is a cozy predicament
>Maybe one of them remembers what happened last night
>Too bad they're sleeping like logs
>Well, it's a bit hard to tell with a dormouse
>They both reek of booze though
>And are naked
>So are you
>Huh
>Is that lipstick all over the dormouse?
>Realization has produced some fine morning wood
>And damn this dormouse looks nice
>Or is that her charm talking?
>You decide it'd be better to get some breakfast
>Before realizing that you can't feed both of them too
>Would they even like dry cereal?
>Don't got money to pay for real food
>While you try and figure out the solution a poking wakes the dormouse up
>Halfway at least
>Maybe
>It's hard to tell with a dormouse
>She sits up and squishes the morning wood under her round, soft ass
>Doesn't even seem to realize it
>Groans while holding her head
>She's got a hangover too
>No surprise there
>Looks down at you and takes a few moments to remember
>"Anon?"
>That would be you, yes
>A yawn comes from her
>She isn't moving
>Did she fall asleep sitting up on top of you?
>....
>Yep
>Slap her ass to snap her awake
>Squeaks when she does
>And then hiccups
>Suggest to her getting some water
>Seems happy to go do so
>Somehow didn't realize you had morning wood despite it being right between those round buns
>Free, you stand up and look around
>There are bottles of wine everywhere
>Looks like the party moved here after you guys got kicked out
>Where are their clothes though?
>Oh, the hinezumi's dress is on a branch of that tree outside
>She's not getting that back
>At least she's not awake
>Hinezumi wakes up
>Stands
>Darts to the bathroom to throw up
>Well, you had to go and jinx it didn't you?
>Head to the kitchen
>Dormouse is snacking on cheese
>You don't have cheese
>Look in fridge
>Oh
>You have lots of cheese
>Ask the dormouse what her name is
>She says it's Terri
>Ask what happened last night since she seems most likely to remember
>Dodges question by asking where the coffee is
>There is none of course
>Hinezumi groans and walks into the room
>Asks where coffee is
>There isn't any
>Groans some more
>Settles for lots of water
>You ask what her name is
>Cassie
>Ask if she knows what happened last night
>No clue
>Can't find her clothes
>You mention where you saw them
>More groaning
>Agree to loan her a shirt until she can get home
>Cassie finally notices the lipstick all over Terri
>"Oh god tell me I didn't."
>Well, you remember it heading in that direction last night
>Loud groan
>Offer to take them home
>Terri pouts
>Why is Terri pouting?
>Stop that, nothing happened right?
>Though all evidence points to something you'd like to remember
>Terri won't answer
>But doesn't want to leave
>Cassie comes back wearing only one of your t-shirts
>And gives Terri one for herself
>If you could remember last night you'd be a lot happier
>But this is a nice scene
>You could use pants though
>The morning wood has been on display for ages you realize
>Slip away to get something to cover it
>Can't help but feel they're staring
>Well, that's only natural
>By the time you return they're whispering about something
>And Cassie doesn't seem too happy
>You inquire about it
>Cassie deflects the question by asking if you want to live somewhere nicer
>Well, yeah
>And have lots of food
>Would be nice
>And a girlfriend
>...Where you goin with this mice ladies?
>Turns out you got laid last night
>Repeatedly
>With both of them
>And they're both the type of monster that gets hooked on their first man
>So Cassie wants you to move in
>And Terri wants to move in as well
>Huh
>Lots of questions here
>First
>What should I pack?

BREEEPBREEPBREEPBREEP
>Whassat?
BRREEPBRREEEPBRREEEP
>Oh yeah, the alarm
>Awake now
>In a big, soft, warm bed
>Right side is warmer though
>The source of that extra warmth shifts out of bed and turns the alarm off
"You awake anon?"
>Grumble and open eyes to look up at the nude hinezumi leaning over the bed
>Cassie grins and gives you a kiss
"Going to work, I'll be back around dinner. Don't sleep in too long."
>Hard to get up with a dormouse clinging to my left side
"Don't let Terri push you around then." Cassie teases
>Leaves you alone to sleep in for your day off
>Alone with a snoozing dormouse
>Actually wake up sometime around noon
>Still with Terri right next to you
>Going to need to wake her up, you're starving
>Few options to do that
>Decide to go with the quickest option
>By throwing the covers off and slapping her bare bottom
>Terri yelps and jumps awake
Hic
>Huh?
Hic
>Oh good, the hiccups
"Good morHICing AnoHiCn."
>Terri sits up and starts rubbing the sleep from her eyes
>Not easy when she keeps jumping an inch with each hiccup
Hic
>You get up and get yourself dressed
Hic
>Terri puts on your shirt from the night before and wanders into the kitchen
>Still half asleep
Hic
>And that
>Follow her in and get breakfast
>Cold cereal is a bit hard for her at the moment
>Suggest holding her breath, drinking some water, other folk remedies
>Terri attempts
HIC
>Nope
>Worse now
>Think she cleared two inches that time
HIC
"Am I going to HIC die?" Terri asks
>Not sure if serious
>Worried look from other side of table says she is
>Nobody ever died from the hiccups
>But you don't tell her that
>You know a few ways to fix hiccups
>But you'll need a bit of time to get ready
>Terri asks what it is
>You won't say
>Would ruin the surprise
>She pouts and heads towards the living room to her usual spot
HIC
>Still don't know whether she has a job or not
>Helps pay rent somehow
>Now to get ready
>Head to closet where your old stuff is stashed
>Cassie had a huge apartment
>Insisted everyone share a bed though
>You could hardly complain
>Eventually dig out the thing you're after
>A big round cat helmet
>Had to wear it for a 'fishy fiesta' event for work
>And pay for it
>Should come in handy now
>Has a big toothy grin and wide cat eyes on the front
>Pointed ears and eyeholes cut out as nostrils
>Scared quite a few kids with this
>And got attacked by a heckpup
>That wasn't fun
>Though she was still terrified of it
>Slip the cramped, musty thing on your head
>Can barely see out of it
>Just like you remember it
>No cheshires following you around though
>Buddy started dating one of those
>Think she was mute
>No matter, for you are ready
>You sneak into the living room
>Terri is wobbling back and forth on her big pillow seat
>Carefully creep up behind her
>And then brush her tail with a finger
>Terri looks back, confused
>And sees the helmet
>Loud mousy "EEEEK!" comes out of her
>She scampers away
>You attempt to give chase
>Proclaiming yourself the cat king
>She keeps squeaking and eeking
>Corner her eventually
>In the dryer
>Shaking and confused
"Don't eHICat me!"
>Well, that didn't work
HIC
>It's worse now you think
HICBONK
>A whine comes from the open dryer as Terri holds her head
>Tell her it's you and not to worry
>She actually looks surprised
>You didn't even change your clohing for this
>Comes out of the dryer
>And starts bopping you on the helmet amidst complaints
>And hiccups
>You apologize to try and get her to stop
>Doesn't hurt really
>Eventually have to hug her and lift the dormouse off the ground to make her stop
>She's still pouting
HIC
>Now that she's calm you put her down and apologize again
>When you try to take off the helmet it doesn't come off
>It's stuck
HIC
>You try and twist and pull it off
>But it's on too tight
>This isn't good
HIC
>Tell her it's stuck
>She starts to panic
HIC
HIC
>You two decide to go to the kitchen to try and use oil to get it off
>Can shower to get clean after
>Head on up and find the oil
>There is no way this isn't a good idea
HIC
>Terri suggests taking off your clothes so they don't get oily
>Good thinking
>Strip your clothes off
>Shirt is a bit tough go get off over the helmet
>But you manage somehow
>Finally get to pouring some of the oil into the helmet
HIC
>That's way too much
>Your eyes burn
>Hard to breath
>Stand up to try and pull it off as fast as you can
HIC
>Still stuck
>But can now barely breath
>With too much oil now running down your body
HIC
>Well, it can't get worse
>You're still rather peeved with the situation
>And then your body catches on fire
HIC?!
>Terri starts panicking as much as you do
>You try and find a way outside to roll the flames out
>Terri scampers around looking for the fire extinguisher
>You can't see because of the flames
>Running into things
>Terri is trying to chase you down with the extinguisher
HIC
HIC
HIC
>She can't stop
>The sound of the door opening doesn't get to your ears as you yell in panic
>Cassie is home, and sees the scene
>You with a cat helmet on your head
>Greased up
>On fire
>Naked
>With Terri chasing you around with the fire extinguisher
>Hiccuping non-stop
>With the whole apartment a mess
>The hinezumi just has to stand there for a minute to let the scene soak in
>Once she has, she walks in and stops you from running around
>By front-flipping into a drop kick
>The helmet splits in two
>In your surprise Terri manages to use the extinguisher on you
>Cassie just sighs at you
"Why were you running around like that?"
>"I was on freaking fire!"
HIC
"But you're immune to fire."
>"What?"
HIC
"You're with a hinezumi. You can produce fire and aren't hurt by it."
>....
HIC
>Cassie looks at Terri
HIC
>Before pulling her into a lip-locking kiss
>She pinches Terri's nose
>The dormouse squirms but Cassie doesn't let her go
>After half a minute she lets go and lets Cassie drop
>The hiccups are gone
>"I guess you don't have dinner ready. Lets go to a bar to eat."
>The three of you pile into Terri's car
>You can barely fit your legs in the back due to how small it is
>But that dormouse can drink you and Cassie under the table without trying
>Cassie picks out the perfect bar for the three of you to eat at
>It's a nice looking place but a bit empty for a prime time of the night
>The only people there are your group, and one with two tanuki and a kitsune
>When asked what you want you let Cassie order
>Cheese sticks, fondue, cheese bread, and buffalo wings with blue cheese dipping sauce
>And some nice booze to wash it down with
>Food will take a little bit but you can tell Cassie is ready to stay and relax for a while anyways
>By the time the food does arrive she's already slurring drunk and you have a mild buzz
>Terri couldn't appear more sober
>Cassie is doing all the talking as she unwinds though.
"Sho that ssstupid dragon couldn't even undershtand the importance of cheeshe! I'da kicked her in the rump iffer tail werenn't in the way. Or she weren't a payin cushtomer."
>You just pat Cassie's back while you eat with the other
"An I come home to yeh two 'avin all kindsa fun! Ish not fair!"
>"Well, it wasn't so much fun for us." You utter without thinking
"I go to a kitchen ta werk fer eight hoursh a day ive timesh a week and you two git ta have all sorts of time alone ta 'ave fun! I bet yer fuckin' like were-rabbitsh."
>Cassie is getting a bit grumbly now
>You manage to corral your mouth before she speaks again after finishing her current glass
"I know yew two werk but I wanna play with Terri too!"
>What?
>Terri perks up.
"What?"
"I wanna play wit Terri too! She'sh sho cute when she's nervoush!"
>You try and tell her to quiet down, as you're getting odd looks from the group across the room
>Terri isn't sure if she should run or not
"An she'sh really shweet down there."
>Then again, egging Cassie on could be fun
>You ask what else she wants to do with Terri
>Terri is not okay with this idea but can't escape now
>Cassie lists off the things she did that time you all met
>And a bunch of things she didn't do
>Terri is beet red and ready to hide under the table
>The food is almost gone, but you call for another round of drinks
>This is great entertainment
"I can't jusht get her all to myshelf, that would be weird..."
>Not half as weird as all the things you said
>But you don't say that
>You just ask what Terri thinks of it
"U-uhm... it's very fl-flattering...?"
>"You heard her, she's alright with it."
>Cassie perks up
>Looks drunkenly at the dormouse
>The dormouse looks at you for help
>Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>The drinks arrive and Cassie gulps the glass down in seconds
>You plan to savor yours
>Cassie gets up and moves around the table
>And falls right onto Terri
>The two tumble to the floor and you get a case of deja vu
>Cassie forcing kisses on Terri as the dormouse squirms and whines underneath
>Cassie's hands drunkenly exploring the smaller mouse beneath her
>And you're just sitting there, drinking your drink as the other table watches with wide, stunned eyes
>The bartender seems to find the scene amusing too and doesn't stop it
>Must be bored in such a quiet bar
>Cassie is getting Terri's shirt off now
>Dormouse is weakly accepting it
>Cassie's hands slip under the bra to feel at the small breasts
>The hinezumi keeps the kiss locked
>But the fun ends when the succubus manager comes out of the back
>Cassie is too angry about being forced to stop to pay the tab, so you have to cover it
>It's an awkward ride home as Terri drives and you keep Cassie content on your lap in the back
>But as soon as you get in the door of Cassie's apartment the hinezumi snatches Terri up and tries to run off with her to the bedroom
>Before promptly tipping over and tumbling to the ground
>You close the door behind you and walk on over
>And pick both of them up under your arms
>Like hell you can settle down and not have more fun with the two
>You carry them into the bedroom and toss them on the bed
>Cassie lunges at Terri to pull the poor dormouse's clothes off
>Terri whines and tries to crawl away
>But only gets tackled by Cassie before she can get off the bed
>You are already naked and ready, but watch the two some more
>Cassie pins Terri by sitting on her back before taking off her own clothing
>Everyone is naked and varying degrees of drunk
>Cassie makes the first move and flips Terri over
>Hungry grin on the hinezumi's face as she descends
>Putting her face down between those legs forces her ass up though
>And it's like a bulls-eye to you
>You move up behind Cassie and push your face into that lovely, steaming hot valley her round, toned ass makes
>As Cassie makes Terri squirm you return the favor to Cassie
>And the hinezumi doesn't seem to mind at all if the tail wrapped around your neck was any clue
>It's not long before you can't handle the hardness of your erection due to the cute noises coming from the dormouse
>So you stand up and line it up with the soaking hole you have made ready
>The plunge inside is tight and boiling hot
>Good thing heat doesn't hurt you anymore
>Cassie lets out a squeak as you enter, her tail coming off your neck in her surprise
>You thrust into the rat that has forgotten what she was doing before
>She ends up making out with Terri as you squeeze her ass amidst the thrusting
>You decide to switch to Terri after a short time, another surprised squeak coming from the smaller rodent
>You do make sure to slap Cassie's ass so she doesn't feel left out
>Terri is tighter, but not quite as hot as the one on top
>But you can't hold on for much longer
>Push deep inside Terri to let it out
>Everyone takes a moment to rest
>Cassie a few moments less than the two of you
>She sits up and pulls you onto the bed, getting you on your back
>Before getting Terri up on your hips, making her sit down on your erection
>Cassie meanwhile almost sits on your face, giving you space to breath and work as she instructs Terri how to move
>Terri is nervous as fuck but does as told
>When she's doing good, you swear the two start making out again
>So you get to work with your mouth again as the dormouse bounces on you
>You last longer this time, but good things must come to an end
>Finish inside the dormouse again
>But at this point the only thing on your mind is rat snatch
>And you want a piece of it
>Cassie is too drunk to fight as you flip her off your face and onto the bed
>Terri is glad to have a break
>You pin Cassie down and pull her ass up
>She positions herself willingly and reaches back to line you up
>Since she's so eager, you don't hold back and ram it in
>Squeaks and moans rain out of you as you take a long while to get the third round out of you
>Once you do, you lay on top of Cassie and hold her to let yourself rest
>You fall asleep after you turn over and pull Terri into the group hug