Edgy Boi (Absol-Mega) @ Absolite  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Hasty Nature  
- Sucker Punch  
- Fire Blast  
- Superpower  
- Knock Off  

Spoodiepie (Galvantula) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Compound Eyes  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sticky Web  
- Volt Switch  
- Thunder  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  

Gucci Geng (Gengar) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Cursed Body  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Focus Blast  
- Sludge Wave  
- Shadow Ball  
- Trick  

Nape (Infernape) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Iron Fist  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Hasty Nature  
- Mach Punch  
- Close Combat  
- Overheat  
- U-turn  

Not Human (Mew) @ Colbur Berry  
Ability: Synchronize  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Taunt  
- Stealth Rock  
- Psychic  
- Focus Blast  

Rawr XD (Haxorus) @ Dragonium Z  
Ability: Unnerve  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Low Kick  
- Outrage  
- Swords Dance