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Stratford eats Cocks: lurking emails. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ YEAH!!!MAILS MAILS MAILS MAILS MAILS MAILS MAILS also cocks. /* awesomeness: 1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce. urbandictionary */ What people are thinking right now about Stratfor hack: ':'( I want my mommy...' -George Friedman, Stratfor CEO '1,2,...3,....what was the next?' -Ashton Kutcher 'I'm the One, I'm the messiah, I'm the new Sai Baba, bwahhhahhahh, I'll dominate the world!!!' <--- coocoo -Rupert Murdoch 'hmm...the new rhetoric of the lulz, a machiavellian pandemonium full of strong sexual references and intensive recalls to Jung's archetypes. fuck, it's cold in montreal, I'll go shopping...' -Biella Coleman 'oh shit, I need to think quickly about something to keep the media attention on me...I need attention...I truly need it..' -Barrett Brown 'hmmm...I'll fap to those AntiSec guise whilst Barrett is not looking' -Emma_A 'SOPA, no SOPA, SOPA, no SOPA...oh! sweet! coins!' -President Obama 'hmm...same trolling shit as usual, I'll go back to WoW' -Quinn Norton ':3 i want icecream' -kayla Hi guise. Well, we know all of you are waiting for those Stratfor emails. they ll be online soon, in a fucking lulzy awesome way. meanwhile enjoy this lulzy teaser with us. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: mccullar@stratfor.com To: derek.kerl@gmail.com Subject: Re: Gray if you ever so much as criticize me again I will hurt you intentionally. Date: 2011-05-07 23:09:14 Content: Thanks, Derek. Keep me posted. -- Mike On 5/7/2011 4:04 PM, Derek Kerl wrote: Mike, wanted you to know I just read these after we spoke by telephone. I will check with Will and Dr. Bach to get more info, including his follow up RN appointment. Will be in touch. Derek On May 7, 2011, at 12:05 PM, Mike McCullar wrote: Just when I had my hopes up about the new med. Gray Fuller copied me this morning on this email exchange with David.... -------- Original Message -------- Subject: Re: Gray if you ever so much as criticize me again I will hurt you intentionally. Date: Sat, 7 May 2011 11:25:44 -0400 From: Gray Fuller To: David McCullar CC: Mike McCullar David, I called you earlier today to talk and catch up. I hope you're having a good day. We have talked about the fact that inappropriate emails will not be tolerated. I am copying your dad because we're friends and I want to be completely transparent about my communications regarding this email. This is an example of an email that I will not tolerate. Do not send another one like it, I'm sorry if this truly represents the way you feel. Since you have not respected my requests and continue to use outrageous emails as a means for attention, I want you to know that the only action I will take upon getting another email like this is to forward it on to Mike. Making outrageous threats and berating me is not the right way to get my attention-I cannot be more clear. Please know that I'm not doing this to get you in trouble and that I don't expect Mike to punish you - thats not the point. These are serious threats and my goal in adding Mike to the conversation is to create an accountable mediator in the form of someone we both love and trust. David, you and I are best friends, we always have been and always will be - I expect that you will not talk to me this way and I will extend the same courtesy to you. I think we should try to designate a weekly time to talk for 30 minutes or so, that way we can keep in touch better. Does that work for you? If so, I was thinking about 6pm Texas time on Tuesdays. Let me know and I'll call you then. Gray Fuller On May 7, 2011, at 5:39 AM, David McCullar wrote: Gray I hate you. Your ugly ass mother thinks she can boss your dad and my dad around concurrently and criticize everyone including your pathetic soulless faggot ass while she has no heart and tried to offer us sanctimony for losing my mother. Then you told me I couldn't go to Austin High after I met Jenna Bush there. I have half a mind to murder you because while you were hiding me in the twins shadows because I am richer than you Barbara got raped, but your homoerotic pederast perverted faggot self will throw stones in a glass house like a son of a bitch when you receive this message because I am on a pr tyrrade to sabotage your unholy career as the worst motherfucking operative the White House ever saw while Bush was in office as governor and president. I will never talk to you again you stupid motherfucking pussy. Eat shit you faggot. You new money slave motherfucker die young and see how your kids feel about it so I can turn the tables on your white trash poor ass and torment them just like your whore of a mother lawyer bitch did to me because you owe it to me to be my slave you fucking slave. Don't even cry. I want to fight you. Don't rationalize shit. I am coming for your white trash ass and you better run. -----Original Message----- From: David McCullar To: katrinapeterson33 Sent: Sat, May 7, 2011 12:15 am Subject: Barbara please don't ignore me lady. Barb, Why don't you tell me who you have been with that makes you feel so much more preternatural of a celebrity because of natural selection and... of course, because your celebrity which is obviously preternatural because of natural selection was engineered by democratic arbitration. You can't rob me of my genetic composite. You're not going to smoke my pineal gland. Did you know that I am fucking smart and smarter than Robert Pattinson or whoever you have been trying to be contemporaries with the white trash hoe Angelina Jolie making porn with, and easily more charming because I am not a tween automaton? Did you know that the alkaloid of DMT is actually a neurotransmitter like LSD 25 and 5-MEODMT, psylocin A + B and all psychadelic drugs because the definition of psychadelia is a neurotransmitter that the metabolite itself thereof creates a kaleidoscopic vision of geometric proportions in the pea and pea or whatever attachment to the pineal gland there is with light cones OR rods also depending on genetics, and depending on genetics the chromosomal filtration of certain neurotransmitters within these rods or cones which also illustrate in the visual cortex apparently? Have you been fucking any celebrity studs? You shouldn't have been because they don't understand you like I do and I am the Powhatan of the Royal American Family, you said I was cute or whatever, I am losing weight and I love you more than anyone else in the whole world but we are both desensitized by rape and jihad and porn so that we don't lust for eachother as much as we do feel bipolar sexually for other individuals we can abuse or submit ourselves to? I am really uncomfortable with you submitting to other men and uncomfortable with how you abused me. I was so nice to you and you shouldn't be scared that I want to crucify your rapist because I killed Osama Bin Ladin as the scapegoat from your dad's childhood for his and mine bombing the Pentagon and WTC's, believe me... I'm sure he has mentioned it to you and laughed. I went to treatment after hiding in your shadows, stalking Ben Curtis because I didn't like him during love at first site, and demonstrating respect to the Stewards (Martha's family) while at Casis and living in Pemberton. I didn't get into Yale from treatment because my dad is not as wealthy as you are, but I would have gone to Yale if my mom hadn't died or I had stayed at St. Stephens or god forbid my dad's first boss' bratty oldest son had "let" me go to Austin High. Gray is such a faggot. I am going to use him from now on like the son of a bitch he is to sing and play guitar because that is the only motherfucking thing he is good at including being a best friend, getting married, being a family man, and being consoling to me after my mother died. Nancy Fuller is a ridiculous ugly fat bitch who withdrew from our family when my mom died and thought she was more important because my family who is richer than theirs lost our Matriarch who was only a landowner with a college education at the University of Texas and not some land shark Byron Fullerton bitch lawyer thus distancing my best friend from me for life and giving him the impression that he is in charge. I hate the Fullers. I am in love with you and they offered me sanctimony for grieving the loss of my mother when I should have been girding my loins for you like Walker and Jenna at Austin High. Gray wanted to show me all the punk people at your school who I could not be friends with because my drummer from St. Stephens thought he was a faggot too and Gray aspires to be more fascist like Branden Lee Allen wishes he was more Indian when he takes mushrooms but doesn't know that they were from India who did that. Just, stupid motherfucking confused dead people. I would kick Gray's ass too. I know this is personal and close to home, and I want you to admire your feminine side and let me sweep you off your feet without all the intrigue that we got started at so young. I promise you a happy life with me at Stanford and Johns Hopkins or MIT if you will just be patient with me and plead OUR case to your relatives. We were going to get married if we could have been the judge of that? That was so immature when we decided that because we knew we couldn't... decide, that. We sure can, but its going to take a lot of work and I just wonder if you are as eager and willing to get them ready for us as I am? Barb, I am sorry for all the rude and funny things I said to you in poor taste. I wanted to tease you for all the ignorance your camp had displayed to me throughout my adolescence. I know its tough this mutual exclusion manic depressive bipolar disorder dom and sub self aggrandizement we all want for ourselves but I feel even keeled with you finally, and just hope and pray that you will save me from my libido which is so distracting and you are far prettier than that nasty cock sucker Gianna Michaels who I wanted to fucking marry for two days because she offered herself to me for money after talking all sweet and shit, hypnotized by you though... and not because you are just famous just because you are my high school lover. I know you didn't have a boyfriend in high school and I didn't have a girlfriend either. I was meek and you were not in bloom but at 17 I was more gorgeous than you until you started straightening your hair which is no big deal, I adore you. I love your family. I just fear you will continue lying to me or ignore me like Gray and Walker when I write to you. Please be my wife Barbara. I could get married in a year to you I think, in holy matrimony if you would lend your fellow man some compassion and make me your charity so that I can support a family with you after my MD is attained in Neuroscience and if you would contact me immediately. Those guys you like are gross. Stop fooling around, let's get serious. lovingly, David Frederick McCullar -- Michael McCullar Senior Editor, Special Projects STRATFOR E-mail: mccullar@stratfor.com Tel: 512.744.4307 Cell: 512.970.5425 Fax: 512.744.4334 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROFLMAOAPMP yeah, don't worry, wet pants for us too laughing at that... Stratfor's mails are full of Lulz. Stay tunned folks, more is coming!!! some shits they wrote will be ugly tho...we'll try to keep the lulz up anyway 2012.All rights and All your base are belong to us.