>Day 'SEARCHING FOR THE TRUUUUUUTH" in Equestria... >You knock on the door of a house. >It creaks open, so you let yourself in, looking for the owner. >Inside, you find said owner. >They are at a fireplace, tending to it. >They are a unicorn and have a blue coat and black mane, and they appear to have...oh god. >Their cutie mark is a sliced off dick. >That's not even appropriate. "Uh, excuse me." >You walk up to them. "Have you seen this mare?" >You flash them a picture of the mailmare herself, Derpy. >For some reason, when you arrived, you haven't seen her. >Supposedly, she had gone missing, according to Celestia. >She was last seen delivering mail to Transville, a neighboring town of Ponyville. >You were here to see if the locals knew anything about her whereabouts. >The resident uttered some noises, which you recognized as Trannytalk, as most ponies called it. >It seemed hostile, and you got the hint. "Sorry to have bothered you..." >You turn around and leave, and notice the painting on the wall. >It's a picture of an Alicorn. >It's flesh coated and black maned, and she looks familiar. "Say, by some chance, who is th-" >As you turn around, you see them swinging an axe at you! >You dodge, the axe barely missing. >You pull out a 9mm automatic pistol. "Freeze!" >They continue to approach you, axe levitating next to them. "I said freeze!" >They still approach. >Two strikes, they're out. >You fire a shot to the head. >They stagger, and you follow it up with a roundhouse kick. >They fall to the floor, and you stomp their head, smashing it. >After the fear fades, you realize what you did. >You killed a pony. >Damn, that wasn't as hard as you thought, but still...damn. >Suddenly, your transceiver rings, which you pick up. >"Anon, is everyth-" "First off, again, call me Leon. Secondly." >You clear your throat. "Hunnigan, there was a hostile local. I had no choice but to neutralize him. There are still others surrounding the area." >"...My name is Satellite, for the last time, and no, I am not calling you Leon, Anon." >You sigh. Damn, there goes your dream. >"That said, get out of there. We want minimal casualties." "Understood." >You hang up. >I swear that's it for RE4 references, starting now. >Well, ok, you really don't want to have to kill again if not necessary. The thought of doing it before still makes you pretty damn uncomfortable. >Then again, you hate being told what to do. >Might as well swallow your pride and sneakily sneak away. >You open the back window, and jump out. >You sneak past the Trannies, all trying to break down the door. >You quietly go down the path, using your binoculars every now and then to look ahead. >You manage to slip by a few, until the end. >There's a group of three trannies on a hill. >They say some things before running off. >You decide to give chase, at least to make sure they don't report you.