void main( string thing )
{
	item wanted;
	if ( thing.contains_text( "acc" ) )
	{
		#wanted = $item[stolen accordion];
		print_html( "you want a toy accordion" );
		return;
	}
	else if ( thing.contains_text( "totem" ) )
	{
		wanted = $item[turtle totem];
	}
	else if ( thing.contains_text( "saucepan" ) )
	{
		wanted = $item[saucepan];
	}
	else
	{
		abort("not a valid item");
	}
	
	while ( item_amount( wanted ) < 1 )
	{
		use( 1, $item[chewing gum on a string] );
	}
}