>Day somethin in Equestria.
>The dawgz are pretty bro, just really enthusiastic about gems.
>So you had Twilight wizard up a metal detector and started having your way with all the gold and silver that they didnt give a shit about.
>One day, they found a ruins.
>Checking it out, you look at the "mystic runes" and discover that it is actually words you can read.
"M-e-p-l-o-b-b-y."
>MEPlobby.
>A lobby for a company called MEP.
>Nice that YOU got it, but the dawgz were sounding it out as you spelled it.
>"Me...plobby?"
>"Me plobby!"
>"What's a plobby?"
>"I dunno, but it's MINE!"
>"Is me plobby hard?"
>"How large is me plobby?"
>You die laughing.
Fucking Diamond Dawgz