krvtz >>> Mango

krvtz: I know we don't talk that much (which is something we really ought to fix), but you know Taako pretty well, right?

Mango: yeah, i do! do u need advice?? taako loves being little spoon. 

Mango: dont tell him he should be on chopped. he's applied and never gotten a response. if he gets too drunk he'll bring it up. do not engage it only ends poorly!!

Mango: if he ever talks in spanish to u dont try & translate it. he only ever says nonsense, its to mess with u, ur better off pretending its something romantic.

krvtz: All very good advice, I'll keep that in mind. But, uh... how formal should I dress?

krvtz: It's a wine and pottery place, which suggests fancy. But it's... it's the fucking chug 'n squeeze. There's a 70% chance I'm on a hidden camera show and he's pranking me into thinking I had a chance with him. 

Mango: OH DUDE! a) taak wouldnt tell me where u were going so NOICE ive solved his date puzzle, b) i dont think he's punking u?

Mango: dress up real fancy. taako is gonna love that.

krvtz: Thanks for the advice.

Mango: np!

Mango: also dont u dare hurt him. itd cause my friend pain, which would suck, and julia & i would disagree on whos side to take. which isnt as bad, to be fair, but still

krvtz: I'll try my best.

anti-sleepjeans activist >>> Jimmy Buffetttttttts Daiquiritown

anti-sleepjeans activist sent 6 photos.

anti-sleepjeans activist: here r taakos Date Night Glamour Shots.

Taako™: im fuckin exquisite, cya losers

Davenport: And modest, too.

anti-sleepjeans activist: hooly shit. taako left on time??

anti-sleepjeans activist: he's like. Always ""fashionably late"". funny.....

Earl Merle: suspicious...

Mango: !!

Mango sent 2 photos.

Mango: julia & i spent all day wrecking her shitty roommates laundry it was amazing i love her.

Barold Bluebeans: oh. thats what you were doing??

Lucretia: I thought you were preforming some dark ritual, and if I'd ask it'd legally incriminate me.

anti-sleepjeans activist: that sounds petty as SHIT i love it.

Mango: wait fuvk are there legal laws about what we did???

Barold Bluebeans: "Legal Laws."

anti-sleepjeans activist: im an undercover cop, i have been the entire time!! your under arrest

Barold Bluebeans: mhm? an undercover cop that smokes weed?

anti-sleepjeans: no your honor you dont understand, i was blazing it to keep my cover intact---

Lucretia: I mean... he's done far worse, hasn't he? If he does make a complaint you've got plenty to hold over him.

Lucretia: Plus, you can deny you were the one to mess with it, if he's not home when it's dropped off.

Davenport: So you're suggesting blackmail?

Lucretia: When you put it that way, it sounds so ugly.

Mango: btw since Taako prob wont read the backlogs: krav messaged me asking for advice?? im so glad my friend is getting a romcom romance

anti-sleepjeans activist: did u tell him the chopped thing?

Mango: ye!

Barold Bluebeans: im Shook. like, holy shit, i think this guy is as In Deep as i was?? 

anti-sleepjeans activist: i say this because i care: nobody will ever be as helpless as we were. we were so dumb & full of... u kno. adoration. respect. lust. all those sappy things.

Barold Bluebeans: okay thats fair.

Koko >>> Lulu

Koko: Fuck Lup

Koko: im bathroom texting u bc FUCK!!

Lulu: good fuck or bad fuck??

Koko: good fuck.

Koko: he showed up in a gd three piece suit??? to the CHUG AND SQUEEZE! i mean, damn, i aint complaining

Koko: for some reason he got super spooked around the instructor & did a shitty british accent?? as a defense mechanism or some shit? now he has to keep the illusion up its hilarious

Koko: i accidentally overshared bc, ykno, im gay?? and he responded in a good way. 

Koko: he also has super cold hands.

Lulu: bro!! thats dope, im rlly happy this worked out

Koko: i rlly didn't plan for this to be anything but a fling, despite what you chucklefucks kept assuming, but i could see myself doing this a lot more? the fuck?

Lulu: he really makes u that happy?

Koko: yeah. he does.

Koko: huh. didnt expect that.