"How the world is.",
  "Now with more memes!",
  "Who are you?",
  "Why are you in my house?!",
  "Do you even read these?",
  "How are you today?",
  "Epic fart waffle random XD",
  "Flavourful Splash Text Here!",
  "Jeff please add splash text",
  "With over 5 visitors!",
  "As seen on TV!",
  "Awesome!",
  "100% pure!",
  "May contain nuts!",
  "More polygons!",
  "Limited edition!",
  "Flashing letters!",
  "It's here!",
  "Best in class!",
  "It's finished!",
  "Kind of dragon free!",
  "Excitement!",
  "More than 500 sold!",
  "One of a kind!",
  "Heaps of hits on YouTube!",
  "Indev!",
  "Spiders everywhere!",
  "Check it out!",
  "Holy cow, man!",
  "It's a game!",
  "Yaaay!",
  "Exclusive!",
  "Classy!",
  "Wow!",
  "Oh man!",
  "Awesome community!",
  "Getting ready to show!",
  "Getting ready to know!",
  "Getting ready to drop!",
  "Getting ready to shock!",
  "Getting ready to freak!",
  "Getting ready to speak!",
  "Make me a table, a funky table!",
  "Take the elevator to the mezzanine!",
  "Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!",
  "More Digital!",
  "doot doot",
  "Throw yourself at the ground and miss",
  "Rule #1: it's never my fault",
  "Replaced molten cheese with blood?",
  "Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates",
  "Boats FTW",
  "Should not be played while driving",
  "You're going too fast!",
  "Don't feed chocolate to parrots!",
  "The true meaning of covfefe",
  "An illusion!",
  "What are you hiding?",
  "Something's not quite right...",
  "Thank you for the fish!",
  "All rumors are true!",
  "Truly gone fishing!"