Swift_Justice> Sweet dreams, Liven-sama~
[02:17:51] <Fluorine> Night
[02:18:07] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> Calling her husbando a title of utmost respect, as a good woman should~
[02:18:56] <Swift_Justice> Ferric I swear to Haeltahn...
[02:18:58] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> Of course, the *best* women call their husbandos Onii-chan.
[02:19:19] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> But that's neither here nor there.
[02:19:33] <Swift_Justice> Oh?
[02:20:41] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> What?
[02:21:12] <Swift_Justice> ...Erm... Nevermind.
[02:21:25] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> WHAT?
[02:21:34] <Swift_Justice> Nothing...!
[02:21:41] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellmeTellme
[02:21:42] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TellmeTellmeTellme
[02:21:43] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> Tellme
[02:21:49] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TELL ME.
[02:22:06] Swift_Justice whimpers "N-Nu..."
[02:22:17] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> Please~
[02:22:41] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> ~<3
[02:22:54] Swift_Justice shakes her head
[02:23:02] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TELL ME!
[02:23:13] <Swift_Justice> I said no!
[02:23:24] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> *in batman's voice* TELL ME!
[02:23:38] <Swift_Justice> Well... Uhm...
[02:23:59] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> Okay, I'm bored.
[02:24:12] <Swift_Justice> Oh, good!
[02:24:20] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TELL ME!
[02:24:27] <Swift_Justice> Damn it!
[02:24:53] Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd] let's out a deep belly laugh.
[02:25:03] <Boris[Ronin]> Wat
[02:25:25] Swift_Justice takes a step back in horror
[02:25:55] <Swift_Justice> Well... I'mma just... Go...
[02:26:13] Swift_Justice books it for the nearest bush
[02:27:25] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> ALL OF A SUDDEN, FERRIC'S BELLY SPLITS OPEN, AN UNFATHOMABLE MASS OF WRITHING TENTACLES POURING OUT! YOU CAN HEAR, IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE MANY HUNDREDS OF MEN SCREAMING IN ANGUISH AND TERROR A SINGLE, SIMPLE DEMAND:
[02:27:29] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TELL ME.
[02:27:46] <Lucyne> Jesus christ that escalated quickly
[02:27:57] <Al_groupworkan> oh my
[02:27:58] <Al_groupworkan> coffee
[02:28:00] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> [hue Hermaeus More nao]
[02:28:02] <Al_groupworkan> been ages since I had some
[02:28:09] <Al_groupworkan> forgot how nice the taste was
[02:28:16] Swift_Justice screams "Where's best GM when you need 'em?!"
[02:28:31] <Lucyne> On break leave me alone
[02:28:47] Swift_Justice why's internally
[02:28:54] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> I am the Prince of knowledge, and I WILL HAVE YOUR SECRETS!
[02:28:57] <Lucyne> hue, grumpy GM is grumpy
[02:29:47] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> The ground around the whimpering swift blackens, and becomes as thick tar.
[02:30:28] Swift_Justice panics externally as she realizes what the fuck she's standing in
[02:30:28] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> She notices monstrous eyes floating to the surface if the viscous fluid, staring into her from soulless, inhuman pupils.
[02:31:58] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> The blackened earth swell in several places around her, elongating, coming to points, and finally forming nightmarish tendrils of thick, green-black oil.
[02:32:34] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> As the tentacles reach out to grasp her, she once again hears the simple demand.
[02:32:38] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> TELL ME.
[02:32:55] Swift_Justice whimpers "I-I said it was nothing..."
[02:33:31] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> "LIES!"
[02:34:43] <Swift_Justice> "Well, if that's what you wanna call it..."
[02:35:13] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> The tendrils begin to mitose, revealing from their horrid clefts molded tomes written in blasphemous tongues, their eldritch pages chronicling the tiny horse's every misdeed and iniquity.
[02:35:45] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> [my cat is having a pleasant dream]
[02:36:00] <Swift_Justice> >Implying one can chronicle all that
[02:37:28] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> The grease congeals into jagged, cruel pincers around her frail legs, and she begins to feel as though she is being slowly dragged into the bowels of the earth.
[02:37:41] <Lucyne> someone has been reading Lovecraft
[02:37:51] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> [yup]
[02:38:11] <Swift_Justice> [;_;]
[02:38:58] <Swift_Justice> "Okay, fine, I'll tell you!"
[02:39:10] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> "Good. Good!"
[02:39:24] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> "Offer up you secrets to me!"
[02:39:37] <Swift_Justice> "Well... I was gonna say..."
[02:40:11] Swift_Justice grins "You're a faget~"
[02:41:22] Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd] stands before Swift, a completely normal, average pony wearing silly goggles. He cocks his head at her curiously. Is that all? You made that a lot harder than it had to be, silly billy.
[02:41:56] Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd] prances off, humming a melancholy tune.
[02:42:25] Swift_Justice is going to need even more therapy now...
[02:42:31] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> [White reflection, btw. Endless Walts theme song]
[02:42:39] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> *waltz
[02:43:38] <Ferric[LastSealoftheEnd]> I de-escalate quickly.